Topic: Senior Citizens

The hosts debate the necessity of a general lockdown, suggesting that only the 20% of the population most vulnerable—seniors and the immunocompromised—should be quarantined. They argue that shutting down the entire economy will destroy small businesses and the middle class. Concerns are raised that the crisis is being used as a "psyop" to usher in a cashless society and increased tracking.

The hosts discuss the season finale of "Modern Family" and the show's portrayal of gay couples. They also review Betty White's new prank show, "Off Their Rockers," where senior citizens play jokes on younger people. John Dvorak finds the "senior citizen sandwich" joke particularly memorable.