Seal Team 666

00:00 You guys are awesome and make me feel a little more sane when you go off about the news and other BS that's constantly waved in our faces. Adam Curry, John C. DeVora It's Thursday May 24th 2012 time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination episode 411 This is no agenda You have no more quirky openings, we keep getting stingers on every show. Yeah I like the stinger. Sweet yeah well okay but i like it when you say something like It's garbage day

00:49 It is garbage day. Thursday's garbage day. Oh, there are my pills! Thank you. Really? You have the same pick up day on Thursday? Yes. Hold on... Oh it is Wyn Tea Plus! There ya go. What?! I'm telling she has given me testosterone. Windows 98 T-Plus Yeah its a little blue pill that looks just like a Viagra Dietary supplement Supports healthy testosterone levels Let me take those right now. Well, young people are taking that stuff. Really? I'm not that young! Well essentially it's a hormone that supposedly... Winti Plus. Supreme Wellness Winti Plus How you looking it up? It has nettle root extract L100 75 bucks?! No, I think she got it from someone. Tongkat Ali Root Extract This is all root stuff

01:50 Oh, oh dimethyl christen black pepper fruit extract. Yeah that'll do it. It's called pepper I'm eating pepper and it comes in a blue pill I gotta tell you though. It's working Mm-hmm does it enhance your energy? Yeah totally muscle mass Have you not seen my biceps ah yes well John uh I was right again Okay The code, the code that the president gave to... Oh the hamburger code. That cheeseburger, cheeseburger and fries. I will remind you of the code that we found on the last episode of No Agenda here it is the president speaking with the newly elected President Hollande of France

02:45 I just want to remember that cheeseburgers go very well with french fries. Now, listen...I didn't hear this until I was reclipping this He doesn't say, ''I just wanna remind you'' he says no, ''I just wanna remember''. This is very significant I just want to remember that cheeseburgers go very well with french fries. He didn't say, I wanna remind you... Why would he say that? That's interesting Because it was code! It was code which meant send your French boob bomber go ahead Send your French boob bomber Yeah this is the French woman who handed off a note and said i've got a bomb inside me Oh the boob bomber yeah It happens one day later this cannot be a coincidence

03:36 She was French? Yes! In fact, I think she sounded like Peter Sellers. I had that bum in my boob. This thing was so bogative It was SO bogative CNN had the funniest report So they have eyewitness on the plane On the tarmac right now Here's the exciting eyewitness report Probably five and a half to six hours into the flight And they announced that we uh Had to make an unscheduled landing for fuel Um due to unexpected unprecedented headwinds. Then we landed very shortly thereafter, maybe 10 minutes thereafter and some authorities, some customs and border patrol got on board the plane and very quickly... Brooke is hating this right now

04:28 This is Brooke on CNN. So yeah, but wait He just had landed for fuel there was like no one was freaking out on the plane people weren't passengers weren't jumping On this woman and body shielding from the blast kind of swarmed this woman and they've kept her off the back of the plane. Okay, let me back you up Andrew because... Yeah please because your sucking Andrew. Somebody got on loudspeaker and said there was some kinda fuel or headwind issue and that's why they said you had to divert uh to Bangor Maine when in fact it sounds like it was because of a suspicious passenger what did you say? Is it banger not bangalore? Did she say bangalore? She

05:03 No, she didn't say Bangalore. I think she said Banger. It sounded like she said Bangalore a little bit... Anyway this whole thing was so bogative and i think it was just the code Hey, I want you to remember. Code cheeseburger! Code cheeseburger! Whenever the word cheeseburger comes up we gotta be paying attention John this is a big deal now in my mind It's a good code word it has to be used in a certain context though obviously Remember the cheeseburger So if he says I want to remember that cheeseburger tastes great with sauerkraut

05:47 It's a lot of Germany. Well, you know something Germans, you know he can use it in any context I want you to remember You can eat cheeseburger with chopsticks Yeah, I'm telling ya pay attention to this stuff In the morning John C. Devorah, I blew up Dakota's gonna be hard to for them to continue it in the morning You Adam curry in the morning at all ships at sea boots on the ground and subs in the water and feet in the air And rubber on the road a big in the morning to all of our professional drivers I was reminded that we have a lot of truckers who listen to and support the show and of course all of our human resources in The chat room

06:23 Noah Jenna stream calm no agenda chat net all charged up ready to go exactly the way your government loves you and we love you for that as well. This is where we assassinate the media twice a week Thursday and Sunday mornings 9am get more nation West time And it was it was a weird week actually so weird weak all kinds of weird stuff going on Yeah, like what? Well the thing that I'm most angry about I don't know if angry is the right word. Really disappointed, I spent at least 45 minutes scouring all of my sources this morning trying to find video of Lucifer Clippity-Clop Hillary Clinton who was speaking at the Special Operations Command gala dinner

07:13 I have the text of her remarks, but I wanted to hear her say it herself because she came out with just a doozy. So she's talking about the Pentagon's quadrennial defense reviews called the QDR and along with that you have the Quadrennial Diplomacy and Development Review which she says...I call it the QDDR She's so good with the acronyms It says, let me highlight a few examples. As part of the QDDR we created a new Bureau of Conflict and Stabilization Operations that is working to put into practice lessons learned over the past decade and institutionalize a civilian surge capacity to deal with crises in hotspots." And then she says... We've been talking about her techno experts for a long time

08:05 She says, here's another example. We know we need to do a better job contesting the online space media websites and forums where Al Qaeda and its affiliates spread their propaganda and recruit followers so at the State Department we launched a new interagency Center for strategic counterterrorism communications it's housed at the State Department in my cave but it draws on experts from the intelligence community and the Defense Department, including Special Operations Forces. She's a commando now! She sealed Team 666 And here is what she did A couple of weeks ago Al-Qaeda affiliates in Yemen began an advertising campaign I think they had Google AdWords Began an advertising campaign on key tribal websites bragging about killing Americans and trying to recruit new supporters

08:56 Within 48 hours our team plastered, plastered I tell you the same sites with altered versions of the ads that showed the toll al-Qaeda attacks have taken on the Yemeni people and we can tell that our efforts are starting to have an impact because we monitor the extremists venting their frustration asking their supporters not to believe everything they read on the internet. The woman is insane. She isn't what do they think these guys are just on the net? They're like we're on Facebook all day I mean what kind of terrorists are these? We plastered it with ads and we took away their ads, we took away all their images put our own banners in there. Banner... What a JavaScript hacking but here's the part that i really really wish I had because at the end

09:46 The moderator comes back and says, ladies and gentlemen the commander will now present our guest of honor. It's Lucifer with a token of our appreciation that Admiral McRaven says Madam Secretary, a small token of our appreciation for joining us here tonight. This is as you quickly noted our version of Excalibur the sword and the stone And of course as legend has it only the wisest and the bravest can pull the sword from the stone My guess is it will come out easily in your hand Oh, jeez. I need that videotape! That would have been clip of the day if i had it... It's just- I'm hitting refresh on video dot state dot gov Can you imagine? She's Excalibur now We just have to call her Excalibur Clinton Isn't eh isn't that the sword in the stone Yes, it will come out easily in your hand I bow to thee Lucifer I bow to thee Lucifer

10:47 I am Admiral McRaven, but you are Lucifer Queen of Light and Darkness! It's just crazy. Crazy people So what was in the news this week? Well...ummm A lot of different things That phony baloney plane thing which i thought was It was just, you know obviously a setup for something coming down. I think it's part of a multi-stage... I call it a dry run! Just get us all ready for more and you know that's part of it but I think is from more along the lines so we can sell more machines or something. Machines are involved in this. Well they're talking about enhanced pat downs How much more enhanced can they get?

11:35 Oh, it could be a hand around. Hello! It could be a lot more fun I'm sure they could be... I'm just gonna use the back of my hands yeah and yeah didn't notice if you do the back of My hand when i get to this sensitive areas Do You have any medical devices? Do you have any sensitive areas Yeah like my penis please stay away from that um there were other things going on I just gotta be a machine. I'm telling you, i'm gonna put in the red book A new machine Well yeah it's the new machine that basically... They keep selling these machines or they don't work so they just keep selling new ones At some point they run into them because they don't do anything Maybe I think the next thing Have you ever seen an old washing machine? Yeah That has two rollers at the top

12:23 And you stick the clothes in there and it squeezes out the water? Yeah, he's just gonna have to go through that. Yeah! You're going to have some sort of thing where you're going to stand on these rollers They are gonna go up and down you pushing on ya squeezing ya That would be enhanced pat-downs so it'd be like a giant... It'll be like an old washing machine inside Get inside this thing and they start smashing ya I would say for me the news of the day was John Brennan You heard that he has a new job now What is it now? Oh, oh you didn't hear about this. I'm out of it! Well this is from uh...I was lucky to find this because you know that's written in places Associated Press came out with it but Democracy Now did a little report and I love when these guys basically have to go against the Obama administration It's so hard for them. Oh I know they just pains them. I think it ages them

13:16 As President Obama expands the use of armed drones to assassinate suspects overseas, the White House is reportedly taking up a key role in determining who should be targeted. Since Obama has taken office deadly drone strikes have been carried out in Pakistan Afghanistan Yemen and Somalia according to The Associated Press A small team at The White House led by counter-terror chief John Brennan has taken the lead for drafting lists of individuals to target He's the list maker. It's Schindler's List, it's Brennan he is the list maker One official said there was a growing concern over quote how easy it has become to kill someone under the administration's drone strike policy Late last month Brennan publicly confirmed that The United States has used drones To conduct targeted killings overseas And then they go into the whole clip which I have if you wanted to replay it but They have...He's called the assassination czar Yeah! The assassination czar

14:12 That's awesome. No wonder he was so cavalier and the guy is just like, you know who does he remind me of? Anyway do you have a butt face? Yeah, you have a butt face Brennan. Buttface Brennan and I'm not afraid of you. You're gonna be on the list. He's making a list. He's checking it twice little old John Brennan So now that's how it works now Let me read you The Associated Press article White House counter-terror chief John Brennan, and it's Associated Press so you know that straight from the Ministry of Truth. John Brennan has seized the lead in guiding the debate on which terror leaders will be targeted for drone attacks or raids establishing a new procedure to vet both military and CIA targets The move concentrates power over the use of lethal US force outside war zones at the White House In describing Brennan's arrangement

15:09 to the Associated Press, the officials provided the first detailed description of the military's previous review process that set a schedule for killing or capturing terror leaders around the Arab world and beyond. They spoke on condition of anonymity because U.S. officials are not allowed to publicly describe the classified targeting program." How bogus is that? Totally! It's just a leak is what it's called like an orchestrated leak One senior administration official, Valerie Jarrett argues that Brennan's move adds another layer of review that augments rather than detracts from the Pentagon's role. The official says that in fact there will be more people at the table making decisions including representatives from every agency involved in counterterrorism before they're reviewed by senior officials and ultimately the president." So they just have a meeting

16:02 Order will the meeting will come to order Let's see chief of joint staffs JC Dvorak. Who do you have on your list? We've got a couple of four-year olds that were just patted down by TSA and they'd like to testify All right, did you get the RFID chip in him y'all? But let's drone them it was just outrageous Actually I got an email from a drone operator Oh, did you now? Yeah. And I've had a little bit- Was it encrypted? No no... It could be psychological warfare operations but it seems pretty sincere Adam, I'm a drone pilot and really think we have a bad rap in your eyes You think?! The mainstream media only shows one side of the story Crying villagers claiming a drone blew up their children Have you thought that these scenes could be anti American propaganda Wow

17:04 I am by no means, I am by no means claiming complete innocence nor can i speak on behalf of such innocence however weapons aren't used unless we know it's a valid target. We are human! I will not deny that fact. I don't want to go into much detail about what I do and I can't speak too many the things the drones are used for but my experience drones have been a lifesaver. I've personally been at the controls that have directly saved several lives from enemy actions I've also been that guy on the ground whose life was saved by a drone. No, i'm sure The drone is only a tool how people choose to use it makes it good or evil Just like the gun you pulled on the episode of twit Yeah, that was cool In the right hands It will do good in this world and the wrong hands it will cause great pain and suffering And he goes on who talks about uh scientific data collection forest fire monitoring police coverage search-and-rescue

18:02 And then the thing that kind of galled me, because I know the technology is young and needs maturation but the FAA is on the right direction with integrating drones into national airspace. Every single time I get behind the controls, I feel as if you know... As if I'm in the aircraft itself and I sent him back another said that's impossible When you're flying something on the ground, it's not the same as your life is an actual danger when you're flying something in the air. It's just not the same! You will take more risk. It's like...it's for the same reason I'm against ballistic parachutes on general aviation aircrafts. I really dislike that. And you get these jabronis who are like, ehh, I can do this If it doesn't work out, just pull the parachute So sorry this is a drone op Jamie

18:53 And he's really steadfast. He thinks that we, that he gets a bad rap I'm like well... We're not giving him a bad rap! No but- Yeah and rarely talk about it. I don't remember us ever talking about the moaning families in the middle of nowhere saying that some drone came by and just killed their children blew up a wedding which does nothing we discuss We discussed the calling out of some American without any due process whatsoever and having somebody drone the guy. That's what we're talking about? Is that good too on your checklist of things? Strangely enough, he did not mention that but he will now because I'm sure he listens so... He was a bad guy! Yeah well says who? Says Brennan! We had a meeting

19:48 But it's nice to know that these types of people are listening. That, to me is awesome You what? you mean people in the CIA Yeah! Well...you know the guys who run the drones they have clearances They're not necessarily CIA they're just pilots Yeah Xboxers I'm sure it's fun to fly one Oh! I'd love to fly one But fundamentally I'm just against it. There was a big story here in Texas once again that... In what is it? What county is it, let me see. It's... I don't think I can find it. Oh here it is! Montgomery County which I think is part of Dallas? Oohh..I don't know They're talking about they have a new drone now that they have permission to fly and they're looking at arming it

20:42 With rubber bullets. These are the little dinky drones, they shoot... Although there is a video going around the internet showing a guy that's hooked up a machine gun Yeah that's the Russian guy I like that guy he's funny He's a maniac! Did you see him? He was also firing the dragon breath bullets? Yeah That guys' a maniac and that- he hooked it up to the drone It was dumb And thats not gonna work Its funny though But i'd shoot that thing out of the sky so quickly I'm ready. The minute they come around, I'm shooting them. Yeah, and we got a rifle! Yes, I do. I've got a shotgun. I've got the judge

21:21 Won't be a problem. Shotgun's only gonna be good for limited range, I guess you could get... Yeah but- You know actually yeah maybe with birdshot we don't it doesn't take much to take one of those cheap drones down Well under 500 feet it's uh you know that's the level that the FAA has set if they're flying under 500 feet then I have the right to shoot it because then its invasion of my space my personal airspace so I figure if I can reach it that's got to be 500 feet now if I can actually destroy it? Yeah So I'd be nice if you could just wing it and then go grab it who died like I said before you get one of these things down You got to pull out these antennas stomp on the camera Who's got it? Stomp on the camera stop the camera And then you've got yourself a nice little airplane. It's not gonna It's not gonna be too hard to intercept these things remember, and you know there is always a radio signal that's going from the ground station to the drone

22:19 Right, but if it's a good...if it was one of the big giant drones that the CIA flies and then you kill the radio signal then things are supposed to go home. I think smaller ones might do that too. Nah, I don't think they're that sophisticated Well, I'm ready! I am ready Sure So that was kind of..well there was the whole Law Of The Sea Treaty Did you watch any of the coverage as a once again by the way, but back to the drones. Yeah? yeah I did I watched that whole thing so uh Ango You know in this show the x3 show yeah he's been learning to fly A big giant for propeller one of those things is crazy things from Brookstone. Yeah, I got it. No. This is a bigger one

23:06 Whatever, whatever it is. But anyway he says you can flip his goal is to be able to make a flip over and still flying back and forth I said You gotta put a camera, he's got a camera. You've gotta take it to the MeVeo offices And then live with that fly right at the window outside the bookkeeper's office Just have it hover there No no, you've gotta give him a plane ticket Have him come over here Fly it over my house Then watch what I do I'm not giving him a plane ticket so he can destroy his little plane. I will shoot that fucker Yeah, says you all right go on yeah? No. I was watching this and by the way. I've really fan now of the other senator from Utah Mike which is Leslie I guess Who just really nailed this whole thing this is a this is an interesting battle This is the internationalists within Congress which includes Clinton and Obama

24:05 I guess Panetta and most of the Democrats in Congress that just want to give a turn our sovereignty over to an international body. Yes, while saying no no no we're getting more sovereignty that was basic argument that i kept hearing oh no you're get it all wrong when you see giving a new know your way off were getting more sovereignty and more power if we sign off on this. So I took the liberty of reading the UN Law Of The Sea Treaty And even though I have it marked up in the show notes, 411.nashownotes.com, I've actually done a little...I've written a little rundown so i can just give you a brief synopsis of what it is and why it is not good for us and then in between this I have two quotes from Lucifer who..I love her because she was literally talking to me She knew I was watching and she was talking to me

24:59 and I'll let you know what she said. So first of all, this thing started in 1973 it was adopted in 1982 Reagan then rejected it Clinton did a rework and they had like nine amendments, and he sent it to the Senate in 1994. That got sent back to him in 2000 Bush tried again in 2004 so this is nothing new but it keeps getting voted down into Senate incorrectly because here's the only article that really really matters and this is Article 2 Section 3 It's one line Sovereignty over the territorial sea is exercised subject to this convention and to other rules of international law now I don't have to be a lawyer to tell you that means your sovereignty is exercised Subject ie is subordinated To this convention does that sound plausible to you John? I think that's what the argument. Is yeah, so

25:59 Just to understand the terminology, the territorial sea is the 12 miles off of your coast and there's a lot of language in this that shows how we measure that and everything. So you have the twelve mile territorial sea which is now subject to this convention then we have the 200-mile exclusive economic zone and the 200-mile continental shelf Now all of these, this 12 mile the 200-mile economic zone and the continental shelf have already been codified by previous presidential proclamation in our own United States law. So we've already been

26:41 adhering to this basic principle, but now it has to go to United Nations. Now it doesn't...it goes to the International Seabed Authority and this is the organization that is outfitted and they're located in Kingston Jamaica So here's what they get to do They get to tax anything you do outside of that 200 mile zone through application fees and right in the document it says this could be $250,000 up to 1 million dollars 1982 dollars I might remind it even says 1982 dollar so what is that now 10 million dollars no but it's a little more for everything you get out

27:23 From the seabed you have to pay a royalty which varies depending on whether it's nickel This is they talk about nickel a lot. What does nickel use for why isn't nickel so important? It's all over this metal hydride batteries for starters, okay weird freaking battery car So nickel is very important But the the royalty which is attacks also used as an alloy in most stainless steel I believe Is between two and seven percent It's kind of high. And so Lucifer addresses this directly, hearing me on the show already. Now some mischaracterize the payments for benefit of resource rights beyond 200 miles as quote a UN tax and this is my

28:08 personal favorite of the arguments against the treaty. Because I'm crazy? Is that it? No, wait this is one of her personal favorites but it doesn't mean she's wrong It's just one...it's her favorite! Here it is, so its their favorite and why? That will be used to support state sponsors of terrorism This is where she's really smart So she's twisting the argument. Yeah, I didn't it still attacks but she saying oh It's a tax that will be used to support terrorism not nobody says that that's why she's in sick twisted person date sponsors of terrorism Honestly, I don't know where these people make these things up

28:44 In your office, you make that up. I didn't hear Mike Lee say that! No one said that it's not this is about just a tax is an actual tax so she's admitting its attacks but if she saying oh it's not attacks to support terrorism know but it is a tax will make these things up but anyway the convention does not contain or authorize any such taxes Now, let me just refute this.

29:30 And by the way, Mike Lee refuted this too. Okay so it doesn't go into... It goes into a separate organization underneath the international seabed What is it called? International Seabed Authority. And the name of this outfit where the tax goes to is unbelievable, they have no shame It's called The Enterprise I mean literally The Enterprise which means the business and the business Why is it in Kingston Jamaica to begin with because they got good weed! It's kind of sketchy putting it there seems to me

30:10 Headquartered in Kingston. I'm not sure why it's there. ISA dot org Now she says that she speaks of a veto this is patently not true, i mean...I re-read this for an hour This is some sort of grab of international resources for a group of elites. I'm gonna tell you what it is So first of all, the United States has no outright effective veto. The only veto certain actions can be blocked in sub councils and only when three of the four largest nations concur so it is a lie we do not have any veto power it is just absolutely categorically untrue The treaty is basically about this non-territorial sea and they

31:05 define this area as the global, as part of the Global Commons. And the Global Commons is defined as The atmosphere outer space The oceans beyond national jurisdiction and the related environment that supports human life So essentially by giving the enterprise control over the non-territorial sea gives the United Nations control over 70% of the Earth's surface? Didn't we go over this entire thing about two years ago. Yeah, because she was already talking about it then I said look out here it comes! It's gonna come

31:52 And then, so this is absolutely giving up sovereignty. It says it right there, giving up sovereignty over the territorial sea is exercise subject to this convention to the United Nations and not just the United Nations, to a commercial outfit called The Enterprise who was going to take money for you doing anything there? Here's how she refutes that I love this I've also heard we should not join this convention because quote it's a UN treaty and of course that means the black helicopters are on their way. What? When did she come up with this? She listens to the show! Can't she just argue the points rather than dreaming up weird stuff, oh you must be crazy to not like this idea. No, she listens to the show! It's obvious! That'll be today... Oh its Kerry with his black helicopters again

32:47 fact that a treaty was negotiated under the auspices of the United Nations, which is after all a convenient gathering place. This is drinking clubs where we all go hang out and get our hair done this is even worse what she's saying it's a treaty under the auspices yes because the enterprise is a commercial outfit and will determine everything for the countries of the world has not stopped us from joining agreements that are in our interest. We are party to dozens of agreements negotiated under the UN auspices on everything from counter-terrorism and law enforcement, to health commerce and aviation. Yeah how's that working out so far? How is Libya feeling about that? And we often pay fees under those treaties recognizing the benefits we get dwarf

33:35 those minimal fees. So take... Minimal fees, it costs $3 million to join the club according to this on their own website Yeah so here's the real problem they start with the seabed. But remember, they're saying the territorial sea is a part of the global common so now it effectively gives the United Nations the right to tell... the atmosphere John! The atmosphere that's what we breathe that's what we live in now they control the atmosphere? Outer space really airspace if you want to easily they gonna charge you money for flying over the sea there's a lot of stuff in there about piracy and I think

34:17 They just want to have it so that when the crap hits the fan, they can all jump on their yachts and go out into territorial waters and just be safe. And just float around while everything goes to hell. Float around? I don't think so! This has something to do with this cobalt mining... It's the nickel, it's the cobalt. Cobalt is the big one! But you know she gives us this reasoning let me see if I can because it's a long clip let me just skip ahead in and let me see... They're trying to score some easy money on royalties for cobalt mining and somehow this is bad It is bad. I think the bad thing is giving up sovereignty... Yeah, no that's their Achilles heel if they could somehow avoid putting that in there then people might sign on to this but then the greater long-term scheme is ruined Well there's another little thing which I think is extremely important because it says mainly about the minerals But a lot of its about gas and oil and the main thing

35:17 that keeps coming back is that any other member of the treaty can lay cable or pipelines on your turf and you can't stop it. So I think that has a lot to do with it. Because of course, when Poland didn't want the Gazprom pipeline going right in front of their water they had to come up with a scheme which consisted of killing the whole government and you can't keep killing the whole government so why don't we just make it so that you can run the pipeline on that 12 mile territorial water? Everyone has the right to do that now. I think that has a lot to do with it

36:01 You know, they have this bull crap metric saying oh you know now we can extend our economic zone which is not true only if you pay the royalties and upfront fees to an area one-and-a-half times the size of Texas. And why are using Texas as an example? This is oil and gas and she's on board with it and the fact that she can go float around in her yacht safely is just a Benny But this is how it starts before you know, we'll be paying fees for breathing because they own the atmosphere. The enterprise will own the atmosphere and that's that's the simple simplest way to put it but man they're really pulling out the big guns when you got Panetta there, you got Lucifer there Dempsey's there They're just really rolling it out Dempsey didn't look that comfortable Yeah because he's probably a good guy He's just like oh let me get through this I just want to hit my pension

37:01 Got my I got my own yacht. I'm gonna float around be safe Yeah, and you can just call anybody a pirate and go shoot him according to the document yeah well All right well that's nice but she also says Somewhere in here. Let me see if we find continental shelf now They are the convention allows countries to claim sovereignty over their continental shelf It's back a little bit home advantage of the Convention for nude at first

37:37 for years. Far out into the ocean, beyond... The relevant area for the United States is probably more than one and a half times the size of the Atlantic Ocean. US oil and gas companies are now ready willing and able to explore this area You know my husband is a consultant for all these guys But they have made it clear to us that they need the maximum level of international legal certainty before they will or could make the substantial investments. Well anyway, what she says at a certain... The big benefit is we can get all these precious minerals so we can make more cell phones and flat screens. Yeah! That's the reason for it

38:32 So this is not a good thing and if you can contact, if you're an American, if you give a crap. You should probably contact your representative how futile it may seem And say ah not such a good idea and you can just easily cite this article 2 section 3 which literally says that the territorial sea is subject to this convention That's it! It's done! And thats why we start And then it's the atmosphere and then, uh... It's outer space because this-it ties the two together. He's trying to go off of fresh water inland If you have an island though it's awesome! If you own an island as a country so like the Falklands You get a lot of extra area

39:16 You get all this space all around it. It seems like islands are good for this Maybe that's why Jamaica somehow is involved with it I just did I would think that's what we got to get to the bottom of the Jamaican thing because there's something fishy about Jamaica Why Jamaica interesting? Yeah, no well figure it out. I mean, it's just completely just you know so what okay well I think we should thank our executive producers for today show yes because we're not gonna make any money mining from minerals and No, because you have to pay a fee just to even begin. So we do have one two three executive producers and one two three associate executive producers

40:01 I don't have anything here from Michael Baker in the email. Let me take one quick look. Michael Baker? Is he on the list, I don't see him. He should be on the list isn't he on the list Oh yeah! I see him from Queensland yes. In Queensland Why do you start i'll look at the email for Michael Baker Okay Um Alright first of all we got off to a good start with uh obviously A thousand dollars which is an immediate knighthood for Thomas Peart Whoa whoa And he's in Bahrain. Manamana. Manamana. Manamana? Manamana!

40:39 Okay, gentlemen. I'm not drunk so it won't be too interesting and sure if he made under the wire or not for this episode He's got in the 411 which is actually better? I think you tried to get in last Sunday longtime boner first-time donor obligatory de douching as required You've been D douche Please shout out to my colleague who introduced me to both of you many years ago Douchebag Craig why did bag oh Also in Bahrain, we no longer watch CNN for the past couple of years. It's dead and Fox is too biased to be believed at times So what's left? Never understood the Anderson pooper hype where did he come from? That's a good question. This next line is good bring back Bobby Batista. Yeah, she was hot

41:28 Can I get in the following, he wants the following. Nothing to see here IRS karma He's in Bahrain so this is like a nightmare. IRS karma In The Morning and The Baby Milf Wait a minute So nothing to see here... I don't have an IRS thing No just Karma, he just wants it for the IRS Oh and then he wants The Baby Milf? In The Morning And Then The Baby Milf Okay Hey, what happened? Don't look over here! Nothing to see here. Ooh, look at that! In the morning! That's one hot milk baby You've got karma Kind of a remix but okay Uh he by the way says the last few episodes have made him laugh and paranoid It's like weed it's weird no agenda we are the weed of the internet

42:32 We are we the great investigative work and let the truth be heard it's offer still good hate Adam What about me by the way welcome to visit our Airbus simulators anytime? Oh do I get to fly it if similarly a simulator you can well, I mean But yes as Sim cost a lot of money per hour is not free. He runs it oh my goodness, but have to go to Bahrain apparently Okay, awesome cool Well thank you so much Thomas. So yeah, they just find a run when they're charging but they comp ya. Thomas that is great man thank you for coming in and supporting the work highly appreciate it and you shall be knighted sir for sure! And also coming in David Rosa from Clarkston Michigan $770 dollars 777 cents

43:18 I can even say it which means a lot of pro whistle Pro Whistle right numbers. Yeah, I forgot to include a note or so here It is I hope this email finds its way first off. I love the show I've been listening to show since number 49 the reason I'm donating is namely because of Adams stellar performance during this past Sunday's twitch show where he pulled out a gun and It was truly the no agenda invasion of twit. I'm not sure Leo Scoble or the Padre had any real idea what was going on and it was capped off by Adam making the reference to Addison Pooper and having no one else even notice he said pooper now hold on a second, I just want to say something because I got a lot of comments about this about the show and The here's the problem I have with it

44:06 So it was a good appearance. I had fun, it worked out...I was doing nothing different than how we talk on this show but now everyone wants the monkey boy to dance! Yeah yeah you better dance monkey. Dance dance dance dance dance You gotta go on every week you know? It's tiring I was so tired after that Sunday. A lot of people don't realize its actually fatiguing them. I don't know how you do it actually Have you ever watched me? That's true. You just phone But it was really really tiring, you know And yeah because you were actually you went out of your way to put on a performance that was actually quite good but that's got It really pooped you out but also people have to understand its the mix

44:47 It's the mix of people who are on the show. So you come back to No Agenda because you know where you're gonna get, you know? You're gonna get Adam and John... Same two guys and you know what you're getting yeah it is just it's what it is but you get the Twitch shows got a different group of people all the time in and the quality varies with the mix Yeah so let me give an example don't expect me to be on when Brian Brushwood is on that's not going to work It just won't work. No, because you'll never get a word in edgewise especially if you're coming over the internet's yeah so that no it also makes the difference if you're on Skype I don't even do Skype on that show anymore I go up there because you can really you could do a lot more and yeah you can do a lot more you can queue off each other and do all the kind of stuff you doing but also you know is like we need to Morak on Mike he's never gonna do that it won't happen it's not gonna happen

45:36 People want you know this and by the way yeah, if you want to Vorak with curry listen to this show hello Yeah, what are we are? What do we chop liver over here cheese anyway that I really don't get that but it But it was kind of fun too because you know what set me off Is the minute you get someone talking about zuck like your blowing him every day just suck is great You know it's like okay. You might as well rate wave a red flag in front of a bull oh And then I was just off to the races. Like, OK... But you know and and yeah, I really appreciate that Leo put me on but it was like a booty call let's be honest you know? It's like hey! I can't find anybody else you know

46:22 So anyway, we do have David one didn't want us to read this the beginning But where he wanted us to because he's got some special thing He wants us to I'm gonna reading it in just order. It should be in To play cuz this is birthday so he wants us to play and I believe me This is like he wants us to play the gitmo national anthem and I think we should yeah We'll do it at the halfway break and then will say See I wondered do you think I would be who else would I be good with on Twitter? Do you think about how about that was that cute blonde girl did you like so much what's her name cute blonde Joe like so much Jolie-Dolie, what's her name Oh Julie O'Dell is a redhead. I think oh

47:00 I like working with her. You won't be able to work with her, she's not easy to work with She bristles a lot of fun. You gotta put me on with morons It is better to be in person by the way than just in general But it has to be a moron Jolie maybe No no no It might make for some very high entertainment for the viewers Nah nah I don't think so I need morons. This is what was so great about Scoble because he's a toddler, it's funny. Well Scoble had your...I only watched the beginning but Scoble kind of had it was owning you for awhile in what way?

47:49 Alright, let's go on. Benjamin Nitis in Brooklyn New York $411 and I'm emailing y'all a lengthy addendum email thanks Adam and John for giving us the 4-1-1 on the happenings of our downward spiraling world and it was simply outstanding on last Sunday's tweet everyone should... Hey wait a minute if we keep getting all this donations for that maybe we should go back again Yeah, shoot me in the chemtrails. The science is in karma So he wants chemtrail science is in karma if that's not asking too much about for 411 sure JCD was right knowing the truth is disturbing There's something about enlightenment perhaps the escaping of the slavery of the mind as Morpheus puts it into majors boy Hey Benjamin get out of the house all right here we go

48:34 You've got karma tight Tight yeah, it was tight. It wasn't that good though Night was because I'm so good on Twitter now you gotta like knock me down every every five minutes is that it absolutely alright? So let's go at one more executive producer tie and there must be we had four not three Tice Arntzen I think it's teese tease tease could be tease I think um he's from Deutschland. Yeah, he's Deutschland Okay, a quick donation to get a birthday shout out for my little human resource Lola. She's nine will put her on the list Shout out for myself being two days and several years older I've done some weird calculation and the correct amount for both birthdays should be three hundred forty five dollars eight hundred twenty-five eighty point eight two Five seven five seven five seven five seven five eight cents I wouldn't know where to get the real news without you guys keep up with fantastic work

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50:52 And those are executive producers and associate executive producers for show 411, and we would appreciate their efforts and contributions to an extreme. Go to noagendashow.com, noagendenation.com, dvorak.org slash NA and channeldvorak.com slash na for uh... To help us out on Show 412 which is coming up this Sunday. You know what's really funny is that while you were just reading that I'm looking at the chat room and So it's a chat room right so the same people have how twit was great now They're like yeah, but his hair look weird. You know he when he laughs He looked like Jeff Goldblum It's like here come the attacks it always turns so if you look like It always turns

51:47 Couple of PR initiatives that I have to report today the first one now available on the Kindle no agenda poems And this is an initiative for one of our producers and if you go it's in the show notes If you got a no agenda poems blog spot.com Welcome slave to know agenda poems to help support No agenda The best podcasting universe a no agenda poem book is currently available on amazon.com entitled poems that hit you in the mouth 50% of the profits go directly to the no agenda show and so for sale for $2.99 I picked up a copy and very nice It's it's a nice little e-booklet, and I'd like to recite from the e-booklet first we have The there's actually a forward which I didn't write But it is a quote from me And it says quote a perfect counterbalance from ministry of truth bite knee haiku Herman

52:38 That is Adam Curry. Let me read the first two poems, the first poem is titled Slave Shut up they tell me get back in line Obey and consume Everything is fine look over here Lindsay Lohan isn't wearing pants Don't look at the banks receiving free grants beautiful It's a beautiful, beautiful poem. And then Cracking the Pot to Buzz the Kill is the title of the second poem I'd like to read John? Tuning in my digital dial To a pair of men who don't miss a file Of news both real and reel Who notice all the surreal Info in the land Taking the time out to read Ayn Rand

53:27 Guys a genius Got talent absolute town gonna be the poet laureate next pick himself up one of those statues And then, let's see... This is from Alex. Producer Alex in the morning. John and Adam quick update on the Roku channel just released a new version of the channel it should be available in all roku countries now Canada United Kingdom and Ireland main improvement that remembers last play positions oh that's good fast forward or rewind buttons are now functional because they were kind of like not functional before This sounds simple, but hey Roku's API doesn't have this functionality for audio playback I had to hack it up with HTTP headers good job Alex also like a minute So how do I go about finding this you go to roku?

54:17 No, I think it's in the channel guide. If you go to Roku and you go to the channel guide it's there. The no agenda... You sure? Yeah! I'm pretty sure yeah We were actually on the new one Noteworthy and by the way if you have the app star it because then it shows up on here the channel can be found in top rated Because we're top rated or news categories in the Roku channel store And he says the roku na roku app is currently installed in over 28 000 roku devices So you definitely have more listeners than pooper. Yeah, nice There's proof I guess either guess last week cnn had his you know We talked about this like I guess kind of an advance

54:56 of having the lowest ratings they've ever had, ever? No no we talked about it because I read this stuff and then the news comes out with it two weeks later. Have you seen this?! Because they're all too busy doing other stuff And then Sir Daniel's checks in he...I think he was kind of out-of-pocket for a while and wasn't listening because He said oh I've got some domain names that forward to NoahGendershow.com We don't really do that anymore but he got us SpaceBat.com Which is interesting. I like that and the drones are here for your protection dot com so you can always use that as a way to get people to listen, you know The drones are hot these days So you can just say oh You know the drones are here free for your protection calm might want to check that out And that will do it for our like ass force comm the best I didn't plug that on Twitter should have asked for us calm baby this we could find my show

55:56 So thank you so much to our executive producers for today's program and our associate executive producer that's highly appreciated all the PR initiatives And of course all of our producers out there who continue to support us at knowage in the news network comm add your feed Bring us some good stories. We can work more diligently and more Distributed distributed, and if you can't afford any other means of helping out then just going out doing one simple thing propagating our formula Our formula is this we go out We hit people in the mouth. Come on kids, say it with me! Shut up slave! Oh yeah there's one more thing I gotta play for you So we've been doing these auditions from time to time to try and augment the income here in Austin And this is when one of our producers put out a YouTube video check this out He got his kids auditioning for No Agenda Voice over auditions for The No Agenda Show Lizzy age 6

57:06 You've gotta see this girl. She is the cutest ever. Shut up, slave! Shut up, SLAVE! But she does a couple different versions John. She's better than this one here. SHUT UP SLAVE! That's how she talks to her sister I'm sure and now the next one? Shut Up... SLAVE And the last ones was the best. SHUT UP SLAVE! Alright listen to this Back To Work Human Resource

57:43 I thought this the third one. I think it was the one that we should take him clip it the third well This is not a bad idea for like an ongoing thing in other words getting all these you know children Because it's funny or it's much funnier when I like to get back to work human resource Take a bunch of them the ones that we'd like to have kids clipped you know, all of them. The ones that we want kids to say and put a list together and then send it out as a cattle call. And then have GX2 do a song? Eventually yeah when we get enough in. Yeah that'd be great. Okay awesome alright well work on that keep it going! By the way its also good... It's healthy for your kids. Yeah they get used too because if they might get a government job eventually that could very handy If anything

58:32 Alright, what you got John? So you got it. You've sent in a bunch of stuff here so yeah I got a bunch of stuff We can talk a little bit about the population control thing which is going to be an end-of-show clip I have an interesting end-of-show clip from this doctor who was mentioned in the closest the peak babies guy In the newsletter no no Pete No this is The newsletter we discussed the population control, the fact that there's now a patented vaccine that injects some certain kinds of hormones and sterilize you essentially. And it has room for other things its great patent

59:10 In other words, you can make a flu shot and add something to it. You can do all these different things and of course apparently this has been going on now and again and there's been some lawsuits over it where they're trying to create a population control situation. Gates in fact mentioned something that is anomalous. This was his population control clip that he had at TED where he was talking about if We're going to have 9 billion people, but if we get enough vaccinations and other controlled mechanisms out there we can keep that number down which I thought was kind of revealing. Get this down to zero? Probably one of these numbers is gonna have to get pretty near the zero. That's back from high school algebra but let's take a look first we've got population

59:54 Now the world today has 6.8 billion people, that's headed up to about 9 billion. Now if we do a really great job on new vaccines, health care, reproductive health services, we could lower that by perhaps 10 or 15%. So, you know he makes this argument that it doesn't say that there's we're dealing with population control He's clean his claim and I thought about this was it was that if well people no more and they're all in their healthy They won't have so many kids and the population won't grow so much but it still grows. Yeah So, he's kind of saying it is going to reverse and which means you have to be killing people somehow through one mechanism or another. And again I tell people refer to the newsletter for the more detailed aspects of this but i just wanted before in the end of show clip will kinda explain a lot about

1:00:46 But let me just play a clip that I wanted to play last week, which is the untold story about China. This is where population you know the Chinese were convinced and lot of people don't realize it this has been pulled the Chinese have given up on this one person thing they have all kinds of ways again around they need more people It turns out Really? Because of the growing population and this is an untold story. Wait a minute, are they going to explain in this why they need more people? A little bit. We are becoming uncompetitive it's more affordable for companies to move from China to Thailand and Vietnam All of this means that China's one-child policy is beginning to loosen And Shanghai is in the vanguard

1:01:31 In this family planning clinic, young women are no longer instructed in contraception or abortion but in fertility and how to conceive more successfully. In Chinese terms this is something of a revolution We hope people will follow the regulations and have a second child. We're offering parenting classes as well as fertility clinics If you are an only child, and you marry someone else who is also an only child You've always been allowed to have two children But now we're trying to encourage everyone to do so

1:02:12 China is facing up to the fact that it is aging and at a rate that few societies have ever experienced. It will have to find a way to pay for the costs of aging without the economic wealth supplied by so many young people." This is fascinating because, of course I've been indoctrinated with the knowledge there was one child per family policy and it turns out that's not even true Is that if you both were single children, then you're allowed to have more than one. Right now they want everyone to have more than one the whole policy has been turned on its head because it's a disaster and nobody is reporting this

1:02:56 And where did you get this from? Where did you find this? Where did you get this information from? I got it from an obscure BBC report. So what's interesting is that they claim that the Chinese, their population is so screwed up by this policy... Yeah because people are getting old and there are no slaves to take over the work

1:03:34 Right, and it's not you know it's very unbalanced and one child for two people is no good. It just causes all kinds of problems John I was listening to that clip I think we have another gig for the Curry Dvorak Consulting Group We need to show them how to make babies yeah can you imagine how much fun that would be? Yeah yeah I'm sure they'd catch on to that so anyway So this is where it would you know the whole point these naive people when you hear that clip at the end of The show where the woman goes on about the neo aristocrats Yeah, who are people who think? You know we should have the population be like 500 million in the world what it's not even close to being pops possible because It would cause so much disruption To slow down the way

1:04:21 things happen naturally and then they're corrected by famines and other unfortunate situations but that's just the way it is. You can't do that, you can't manipulate things and hope that it works out because you've never done this before especially on a large-scale experiment. But then why are they doing it? China's not doing it anymore! No I understand but why do we have The Gates Foundation who was so out of control? Because they are naive idiots Maybe there's just eugenicists in evil Is that possible Well, I think it's a... yeah! It's very possible they're evil and maybe don't know it. I mean, this is like anyone who studies religion knows that things like this happen but whatever the case is this is all bad So I didn't clip it but there was one of our producers sent me another TED talk from a guy who says we've already had peak babies

1:05:10 which I thought was a great term. So we've already had peak babies, and he's in the same boat as these other idiots. No no but he was actually saying that were on the decline Well, we are in some parts of Western Europe. Yeah The Italians are expected to probably be a dead you know A dead culture In 100 years and the but you know these things change when you have you since there's a natural cycle of things yeah Things are on the downturn now But we're gonna fall into a depression well any minute if we're not anyone now and things You know and then people were having you know they're kind of Think pushing out more. I think there's a there's gonna be a baby boom hmm

1:05:54 I mean, peak babies is bull crap. Just like the term... I like it though yeah. Peak babies. Well you know if you listen to this clip at the end of the show which i'm sure people do keep teasing that yeah oh yeah that's mentioned that there are ideas a number of initiatives to get people to take she claims h1n1 is essentially forced sterilization and it's discussed again in the newsletter, I hope you will get to get on the mailing list for that. Well so the Gates Foundation is going around Africa predominantly in complete cahoots with primarily Merck but other big pharmaceutical corporations and vaccinating people and if I can disseminate what you're telling me here is that they are putting this patented stuff in there which basically

1:06:47 sterilizes women, I guess it's women could be men but basically sterilize them and therefore brings down the population. But they're doing it under the cover of oh its for polio oh it's for this is from malaria Oh what's for this or that? Is that when I'm hearing you say? Yeah well apparently was documented at a smallpox again as in the newsletter Smallpox initiative in Africa was discovered to be sterilizing women with when somebody noticed that the injections were only being given to women, they didn't even bother giving them to the men so the whole thing was a front. And of course Africans are very suspicious of vaccinations which really infuriates... They're suspicious of white men with needles? Yeah! Which infuriates the doctors down there because there are good reasons for you know vaccinating against certain things that are normal, that are required and probably healthy

1:07:42 But they won't take the injection because they don't trust anybody and you can't blame them based on some of this stuff that's happened. Well, you can't blame them because they're like hey that's the guy who made that Windows crap I don't want his vaccine Hey, that vaccine is gonna reboot me! I'm on Linux man, that Windows crap doesn't work You know, I don't know where Gates really is on this thing I don't know. He's just part of... he has definitely turned into an elite Yeah. And I mean he doesn't hang out with users groups anymore like he used to, you know and the people as it were and float around You know He used a shoe even getting in a limo or flying first class even though they...I remember that yeah I remember he wouldn't fly first-class. Now you don't even see him because he's always in a limo and now In fact usually has two limos. I was talking to a limo driver recently who is hauling gates around and he says he always has two limos Why?

1:08:43 Well, in case one limo breaks down you get the other one and keep going. Oh really? Yeah. I think ever since Melinda came on the scene that's when something changed with him maybe she was like a Project Monarch kind of thing you know yeah she was brought in yeah well think about it. It wouldn't surprise me no so anyway like I said anyway I'm trying to I am teasing the thing at the end but to keep people listening to the whole show Because we got a good show. Now, so I'm... So just to change the topic to something a little more real news-ish if you want to hit it. Real news. And now back to real news! So what I would notice in Anomaly and in the ratings is that now Good Morning America's impinged upon The Today Show and it's beating it once in awhile. So I had to check out what Good Morning America's all about now. So I listened yesterday. The torture you go through

1:09:42 There is no news anymore on Good Morning America or features. It's all entertainment news and it goes... That's all show business And it's about like half the show was about Dancing with the Stars, ABC and the other half was about Men in Black and this is the... Which is one of them... Is that Disney movie? Looks like he's going to throw up He's gonna have to quit the show, but play I got two different clips of two different parts of this show There was never anything but a bunch of people giggling and saying oh yeah That's that movie you'd have these three people want to say Oh The movie men in black is gonna be so good and the other guy giggles he goes. Oh, I can't wait I'm gonna Go B. I'm going to try to get in line to see when it first comes out It's just like pathetic plate Good Morning America not the part one But just the original

1:10:26 the plane. Talk about sizzling chemistry, the first trailer has just been released for The Great Gatsby and wow! The sexual energy between Leo DiCaprio and Cary Mulligan palpable. The literary classic has been adapted to film no less than six times so a lot of pressure on director Baz Luhrmann and cast to deliver it's the first time Leo and Luhrmann have teamed up since Romeo & Juliet terrific film this time Leo is playing Jay Gatsby, Carrie plays Daisy Buchanan and Tobey Maguire taking on the role of Daisy's cousin Nick Carraway. He narrates the tale of the roaring... Great role! Yeah, great role. Agreed. And let me tell you it is going to be good. Really honestly this trailer? You will want to be there Christmas Day

1:11:10 And if you haven't read it yet, there's this little book out. Not sure if you've heard about it? Fifty Shades of Something? Yeah! Fifty Shades of Grey still as hot in sales as it is between the literary sheets I dare say A whopping 10 million copies of the steamy trilogy have now been sold That includes copies to every one of my mommy friends who no doubt have been part of the phenomenon In fact, 50 shades are among the fastest selling series of all time beating both the Twilight series and The Hunger Games. Seriously? Yep! That's unbelievable! Unbelievable! Yeah, it's coming. Okay let's watch out Sam Champion. Oh wow. Hey check this out check this out I know hey hey Josh look at this this is like I know it's like how many pounds does this thing

1:11:57 It's like 800 pounds of fiery engine here. This is Boris' bike Let me show you a clip from the film as we just tell you a little bit about this thing this thing John did You edit this? This is, no! This is a minute and half of this promotional bullcrap? No that's... I did edit it. That's a minute and a half out of an hour of promotional bullcrap Hey look at this guy by the way the guy at the end he's the weather guy giving the weather report about a hundred miles an hour and the bad guy in the movie is on board but check out the rides in this thing there's like some kind of gyroscopic bike. This is incredible! Incredible oh wow! This is the weather guy Wow

1:12:42 It goes on and on and on. It starts off with a bunch of stuff about dance, but it starts to go on... And the weather guy's sitting on some prop from Men in Black. But you see it all fits together John The whole hour You have to watch this bullcrap Then get indoctrinated with more entertainment bullcrap Then you go see the bull crap then paste that bull crap that you saw about the bull crap on the Bull Crap Facebook That's what the circle is And then one says, oh yeah I saw the bull crap. Oh wow have you seen the bull crap? No i gotta go see the bull crap! I like the bull crap like ding ooh yes little bullcrap and then you watch tomorrow and uh see the reviews of the bull crap. You throw away 40 50 60 bucks in the process by the way which could be better spent on The NO Agenda Show. And meanwhile have you seen this sneaky thing that these cable jabronis are doing here's what's going to happen because I've been following this very very closely so they come out

1:13:35 Of course, you know the cable companies are all part of the bullcrap system and you're paying $200 a month You are paying two hundred dollars a month. Just really really look at your bill And yeah part of that's for Internet they come out They say we're joining forces the five big cable networks. Oh, yeah This is this is the biggest scam in universe We're joining forces So you can have free Wi-Fi. And everyone's like, that rocks! That kicks ass! Wait let me like it... Oh yes this is so good I liked it on Facebook they're awesome No what is coming Is the you are only going to be allowed to watch Hulu and your HBO Go and all these apps that you can watch this stuff on the internet You will have to log in with your cable credentials

1:14:23 So this is how they're closing the loop on the system. And, by the way... Now they're coming in with tiered pricing which actually I believe you and I are both a fan of. I think tiered pricing is a good idea It's not outrageous but I think the idea of tiering that is reasonable But the reason they're doing that Is when your on their free Wi-Fi networks Which will be tied into You paying for cable television service then you won't have to have a tiered bandwidth system. So they are hooking people in, and the zombification of Gitmo Nation is so large that people are just going... Okay! This is good! I have to see Men In Black 3! Men In Black 3? Are you freaking kidding me?! This is just an outrage

1:15:17 It's unbelievable. So I was wondering why they were impinging on today show, they're giving the public nothing but entertainment news all related to Disney mostly of course these are entertainment owned networks that are supposed to be serving the public interest they are licensed you know to go over-the-air for a reason licensed by the government but the government is all for this They don't want anybody really getting into the news or what's actually going on. They're paying for it, John! We know that part of the budget for psychological operations is now in the appropriations bill, the NDAA 2013 and they're paying for it. Someone pointed out to me that Moneyball at the end of Moneyball, the Department of Defense special thanks, Department of Defense...for what?

1:16:02 What did they do for Moneyball? I have no idea. Didn't notice that. Yeah, one of my producers noticed it and then they sent me a freeze frame of the- I'm like yeah it was like a big thank you Department Of Defense what'd they have recruitment posters in the stadium and I must've missed it But this is what's really taking place. It has been legitimized, the budgets are cleared... it's a bonanza! If the media companies aren't making money on bullcrap super PAC ads just to keep you entertained with nonsense Just total nonsense if it's not that way of making money then its to hook into this bull crap and the money coming directly from government They're paying for this bull crap To keep you bull crappitised

1:16:49 Meanwhile, other news stories don't get played at all. The Lockerbie guy's dead! Oh yeah now this is very interesting to me because... Play the little report from the BBC Okay hold on got it The funeral has taken place for Abdel Baset Al Megrahi in Tripoli the only man convicted of the Lockerbie bombing had been suffering from cancer and had been controversially released from a prison by the Scottish government on compassionate grounds Alan Little has his report under colonel gadaffi this might have been a big public or even state event an occasion for national mourning instead abdul basit alim mohamed almagrahi was laid to rest today quietly in a family plot in tripoli to the end the former libyan intelligence officer insisted he was innocent panam 103 so this is interesting because cnn

1:17:44 Came out with, and I saw the video articles weren't interesting enough. But they come out with this big article on CNN.com it's linked in the show notes Lockerbie did someone else bomb Pan Am 103? And I'm like, what? First of all yes. This was a CIA drug running operation. McGraw he actually was only connected through some false evidence of some kind of shirt and if you really look into it very deeply the whole thing stinks and who built the bomb... It was very well covered by British media during that era if you can go find those old newspapers they pretty much identified there is no connection to Libya whatsoever So here's the Red Book prediction

1:18:27 They're going to link this to probably Iran or maybe Lebanon. This is part of the path to Persia. And you can put it in the Red Book, they're going to link a new Lockerbie They're gonna find new evidence and they're gonna link it to terrorism in Iran or Lebanon I think Iran because there's so hot and heavy on Iran and Iran Of course is very important for our path to Persia total world global domination that Listen this clip from Unless you want to say something more about McGraw because I think this is really what's happening. No, all I would mention was that when they went to Lockerbie as part of this report

1:19:12 They started asking people on the street about what they thought, this guy is dead now. Of course you know what's funny is that he left let him go because he was dying and he died but American News still in fact I'm sure if you listen to right-wing waiters oh they let the guy go for no good reason He wasn't dying it was bullcrap But he's dead! Well anyway they asked the people on the street half of them said I don't think he did it The people in Lockerbie. Yeah, no there was a this was CIA drug running was a huge scandal and it's there are I should look it up There's a guy who did some real great investigative work on this but you can't even discuss it because they're so Detailed that's just so much going on but they're couple of smoking guns that don't point to McGraw he

1:19:54 And I will say on the other hand, they had a good little cover because of course we blew a Libyan plane out of the sky killed 280 people and they said that was retaliation for that. But I think the reason why CNN has been given permission to all of a sudden report on this is because they're going to flip it and pin it on Iran. Here's MSNBC, another compromised news organization I don't even know who the people are on this there's one host and then there's some jabroni but when you pull out the Hitler card you know its like...then..you got my attention for being a shill The most outrageous and most frightening story of this And this of course is because I have to set this up properly ummm....and this how it was being used as well

1:20:43 There is a falsified translation of what Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said and John McCain many senators all say in congressman except for Ron Paul Say you know he even said that in one of the phony debates Say, you know the Ahmadinejad wants to wipe Israel off the face of the map And that was not the translation so now they've got some new translation from some Army guy so not the leader of the country but some army guy and he apparently now has called for the annihilation Of Israel, and now there was going around in the fake news media is oh you can't refute this This guy really said it they want to annihilate Israel Hitler

1:21:25 the most outrageous and most frightening story of the day not getting a lot of play but it needs to so here you go listen what a top iranian military commander said at defense gathering in tehran quote the iranian nation is standing for its cause and that is default annihilation of israel now earlier tonight dennis the senate agreed to sanctions about iran mostly related to its nuclear program not even these stupid dangerous comments how do we react to this I love how he sets up the question these stupid and dangerous comments how do you react to that let me think how should i react oh wait a minute I know what I'm being paid for

1:22:06 It's very important that the world realize, Brian, that this is the first claim about annihilation. The first demand that extermination of a people take place since the Holocaust and it is not lost on the Jews of Israel who have made the first coalition government since before the Six-Day War in 1967 when they launched the preemptive strike to stop being annihilated then by by Egypt, Jordan joined later but by Egypt and Syria. This is the biggest news item of the day. The fact that the media don't take it seriously boggles my mind if the world had taken Hitler seriously in 39 50 million non-Jews lives and 6 million Jews lives might have been saved. What are you talking about? War was underway in 1939! This guy's an idiot all his only job is to say a Jews being killed is Hitler is Iran is Nazis

1:23:02 And there's no evidence for this. The only evidence is that we're gonna go in and kick their ass That's the only evidence I see Yeah... Well, it's all a setup Yeah At least- hey so i got a weird clip It says weird clip Oh So I'm reusing my little H2 recorder and I record and I get this! Joseph secretly filmed a match to our guest invasion Now the Olympic frame has attracted more big crowds when it's repulsed from a torrent. What am I listening to? Ghosts! How did you get that? No, I don't know...I just- I'm doing the clips and there is this clip. I sped it up

1:23:56 Because you can do that with Dastani, I recommend people use that as their editor. It's free and it's good. Alright But the problem is is weird when you see when I sped up the chunks of text were missing so if I took a part of BBC report this is you get to listen to whole thing find out how hilarious it is but the WTF clip is the way it comes out after you try to recover from whatever happened. It was some sort of a crash of the little device. This hour, The NATO Summit in Chicago Security forces by the middle of next year closing a summit training and support role in Afghanistan

1:24:37 I think you just need some new equipment. I do, we don't have enough money! Your equipment is bogative man. That wasn't bad. Alright i got a clip for ya. Now im not sure exactly Why this was introduced and the great thing is you only hear people on that on the television box But that lightbox talking about it. I want to play you the clip of this Charles L Worley This is the preacher from North Carolina who? Just went on I think it was introduced in

1:25:16 And this guy's probably, I mean i'm sure if he's a preacher he is being paid. I think it was just introduced to be anti-Obama Did you hear this one about what he would do with gays and lesbians? Have you heard this clip? No! Oh its crazy listen... I had a way, I figured out a way out A way to get rid of all the lesbian and queers Is this not the prototype guy? It got off to a roaring start. But it couldn't get it past the Congress... It couldn't get it past the Congress! Okay, what did you introduce to Congress? Back up and say who is this guy again? Charles L Worley I think he's a televangelist really Oh okay Build a great big large fence hundred fifty or one hundred mile long put all the lesbians in there

1:26:08 And then bring on Adam and John. They'll take care of, they'll make them straight fly over and drop some food Do the same thing with the queers in the homosexuals? And have that fish electrified till they can't get out feed him and you know what in a few years he'll die out You know why they can't reproduce This guy's great Who is it? What did you... If a man ever... What?! Where did this even come from? From his sermon! He's standing there in church. Listen, it's um.. There's another 30 seconds It's really good The way he ends it up was great. ...has a young'un Praise God he'll be the first one if he has a young'un A man has a young'un pray to god All of these... You just well day men I'm gonna preach the hell out all of us That's right

1:26:58 I tell you right now, here comes the message. Somebody said who are you going to vote for? I ain't gonna vote for a baby killer and homosexual lover! You said that who would that be John? Oh, so that's interesting now this I wondered did this come out after the assertions of the gay Obama the first day Yeah, oh yeah. This is all part of the point was working. Oh yeah well it worked on this guy who's an obviously Moron listen to do with ending his fun you mean to say that you better believe I did God have mercy makes me puke and sick you can sit think about

1:27:42 Listen to this. I don't even know whether you ever say this in the pulpit or not Go ahead, say it in the pulpit Could you imagine kissing some man? Yes In fact, I dream of kissing George Clooney That can't be for real You think its a fake? There are guys like that and they're down there I think...I think it was..I think the whole thing is a set up Sure the guy's probably like that but for this to hit the media And they're talking about it, they don't really show the clip. Oh yeah I know that's a plant. Yeah no I think you're right. This has gotta be important. There was this plant and they were looking at it saying maybe Curry will find this... No I've heard them talking about on stupid shows that no one watches but yeah. I'm amazed you didn't hear about it on ABC Good Morning America! They were too busy promoting movies there, they got their act together That's borderline news! I'm gonna show my support by donating to KnowAgenda Imagine all of the people who could do that oh yea that'd be fab

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1:32:06 I have irrefutable proof that the slide whistle performance is on no agenda has saved lives. Oh, and how does he figure? The soothing tone of the sliding whistle made it impossible to formulate a way over the amp USB mouse to deliver a fatal shock to people who pay me to keep their networks clean yet insist on finding ways of installing coupon printer software against all my efforts to the contrary In other words, he would have killed someone. He needs some fuck cancer karma for his grandmother. Doctor did a scan on her yesterday and found something that looked like a tumor. And then there's just a couple miscellaneous notes I think she needs some karma and he says John I hope you start reading more letters in your drunk guy persona also wanted to point out that the value for value model no agenda has ruined other broadcast media for me

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1:35:28 No gifts. That's a mistake I didn't say no donations, i said no gifts. Oh donates bring donations Barrington Arookie in Pearl and Texas $69.69 Terrence Ingram in Orlando Florida $69.69 Hearing Adam on Buzz out loud initially caught my attention You were on buzz out loud? Yeah right after that they killed the show Well let's hope they do not kill Twit I think there's a message here. I need to get on Good Morning America Yeah, you need to get on something. You know the VH1 it's those pills yeah vh-one asked me that come on like their 80s weekend something or other and like okay i'll do that they won't pay for airfare or hotel Like okay? I won't do that bunch of cheapskates

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1:37:13 That's kind of... not good. Did anyone say anything? Yeah, people all commented on it almost all the you know people that comment on this sort of thing You think there is a message there? Well I don't know. I would say code There are a lot of people who think well it could be code to get the heck out! 6666 sorry its been awhile and I've been busy slaving away listening to no agenda with an Anne Margaret chaser Do you please sample a simple de-douching and a shot of karma will make things right as rain. Alright, no problem You've been de-douched You've got karma I didn't realize Yurki's got...Yurki has done some work with him to remaster a bunch of old

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1:40:36 And St. Paul in particular has public art that is astonishing. I got a mall, big mall with a roller coaster and then we have cheap Indian bastard from Los Angeles California wait he's back the cheap Indian bastard yeah longtime member of the $5 a month club and original cheap Indian bastard bastard that John gave a shout out to about 100 episodes ago you guys are on island Oasis of rational thought and clarity in a sea media crap Keep up the good work. In addition to your joint media assassinations, I really enjoy listening to Adam's crackpot theories that challenge commonly held beliefs about how the world is supposed to work. Thanks Adam! Two personal requests... I need a... The Chipolo to Ching Ching plus Karma shoutout for the...

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1:46:37 You can go to the county fair or the state fair in Dallas, Texas. But any county fair will have a Future Farmers of America and they'll have a bunch of kids who raise their favorite pig or steer all kinds of different animals like lambs and you can go to the auction usually it's at the end of the fair and you can buy the animal and usually the kids will take care of organizing the butchering and the wrapping cut and wrapping all the rest of it. And run your $3 a pound kind of thing It's a lot cheaper than stuffed animal. You have to pay $25 a pound for grass-fed beef at Whole Foods, this is like three dollars a pound and it's better when you meet the animal. And you just throw it in the freezer right? Yeah, you need a freezer

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1:49:53 Bernstein $50 and finally Paul Vela Sir Paul Vella to you in Touchester Northamptonshire Yeah, fifty dollars. Thank you all very much for continuing to keep the show alive and we look forward to doing show 412 for you shortly. Yeah this was actually very nice I even liked it, I saw we got one $4.11 donation and i'm not laughing at it I think its fantastic the people are doing that we got some 4110s You know I can't say anything other than please keep this going because then we'll keep going you can tell that a lot of work Goes into it. I really hope I don't have to do other shows to receive appreciation Because I think that you can get everything you need right here, and they have one guy there We should mention Sean pile

1:50:45 Coming in with a you wish basically get nothing when somebody donates a buck 99 But he put in a buck ninety nine one two three four five six or seven times With F the slide whistle. He's trying to see can't stuff the ballot box Sean I did want to mention Susan Susan and Zach, sorry Sarah and Zack we have our own little company Yendra built with a why Zach, Carl and I are collaborative design and fabrication studio in Fort Collins Colorado. We focus on function reclaim materials American craftsmanship and building apocalypse proof furniture... ...and installations we also sometimes build sweet shit like keg carrying tricycles zombie gates and growler holders for mountain bikes were actually pretty effing cool uh we'd love to donate but we have no money

1:51:39 So we'll donate 10% of anything that people buy from us to the cause, to the show. Well they make one heck of a metal bar stool! I know! That's really cool They have some very awesome things. Are they on Facebook? Is that... She even said oh i know it's lame and we hate it too but it works for stuff like this facebook dot com slash pages slash yendra built yankee echo november delta romeo alpha bravo uniform india Lima tango so we appreciate that I didn't know miss Mickey was actually looking at some stuff. She's like yeah, this is some good stuff for the crazy place you're gonna build hopefully by the way I was a little disappointed in the four dollar and 11 cent one guy Tim Ratter and Calgary well I'm happy he did it if that was a good gimmick but no nobody Maybe this will help I have a one-liner John that has to be in before 1230 today

1:52:37 Get it. Okay, it's for Shriners Hospitals for Children okay? It's an audition. Specs male and female 35 to 45 the reed needs to get our heart without pleading. Okay! It's for donations I'll tell you the line donations from people like you have changed the lives of nearly a million children send your love to the rescue donate today these are professionals by the way we should take note so that's the reed And it has to be the reed needs to get our heart without pleading. So what's my motivation for this audition? Stoner? Motivation is to be robotic, be robotic! Do the stoner dude? Yeah do the stoner- yeah do the stoner dude Donations from people like you have changed the lives of nearly a million children Send your love to The Rescue donate today dudes You see that's not bad That's more surfer and less stoner Okay uh stoner okay

1:53:43 Donations from people like you have changed the lives of nearly a million children. Send your love to the rescue and donate today! I didn't like that one. Sounds more like Barry White as a stoner. You think, so you think i should be more robotic? Is that what you think? I was thinking that yeah... But do I deal with a heavy voice or...? Yeah, deep one. Alright. Deep One. Donations from people like you have changed the lives of nearly a million children send your love to the rescue. Donate Today Like that one yeah, you like that one. I'll send them a couple mmm good luck all right Unless you want to hear more of that. I suggest you go to Dvorak org Slash and help us out for show 412 can we tie that to anything for 12 is there any? 412 or 12 probably police code of some sort no well we're gonna have Palindrome four one four coming up. That's good. It's always good

1:54:46 Yeah, well maybe next week's newsletter will discuss something about 414. There is some interesting stuff that JC put in the box here about 411... Some factoids! Yeah? You really thought those were interesting? I didn't think so. Okay. Here we go, we got a list for you. David Rosa congratulates himself celebrating today. Tees Arnson says hi to his daughter Lola she turns nine today and he himself celebrated on the 22nd happy birthday. Cheap Indian Bastard turns 40 happy birthday Cheap Indian Bastard and his son 9 years old! Happy Birthday here from your buddies at The No Agenda Show

1:55:31 And one knighthood of course we have Thomas who came in with an instant knighthood, which is fantastic We'd love if you could hey can you be like Lucifer and draw the sword from the stone there John here comes his own? Thomas step forward sir We are so pleased. Yay! We are delighted to welcome you to the roundtable Thank you so much for your support of the program and our value for value valiant value-for-value effort we hereby are able to pronounce thee, the one and only Sir Thomas Pollard Knight on the new agenda round table Come on over sir Thomas we got some hookers in blow, rent boys in chardonnay hookers in I mean wenches in beer hot pants and booze all for you

1:56:18 And know that your donation keeps us going. We'll be here on the show on Sunday, love it These facts about 411 are lame I told you. The Bristol 411 was a sports salon class automobile Yeah, I loved the last one It's an odd number Did you promise him like an extra dollar or something? No he just threw that in He was trying to help The United Federation of Teachers has sent out a weird note to teachers and guidance counselors. Now this is a big union I guess, the United Federation of Teachers? Yeah it's the big one Michael Mulgrew is the president And that's the American Federation of Teachers maybe...I don't know which one it is So Pete the Teach

1:57:08 Said hey, I'm just wanna share this with you guys. This forward a message from UFT about cyberbullying It includes a survey which we are encouraged to give to New York City school students From third grade up and contains some weird questions like asking kids to choose Which kind of law they would write if they were in power is these about bullying laws ie how do we kill free speech? Would you like to hear the president's note that he sends out? Of course! Dear teachers and guidance counselors, this is you John. You're a homeschooler, your teacher and a guidance counselor. Oh you don't... you're done right? Jay is off to college so it's done Yeah she's off to college pretty much straight A's and yeah of course whatever course brilliant

1:57:52 That's because she didn't have to be brainwashed the whole time. Although, she still gets her share of brainwashing when it has to de-brainwashed every so often. And how do you that? Do you hold her upside down and shake her? No we all yell at her! Dear teacher and guidance counselors, We all know that bullying is a scourge... How do you pronounce that? Scourage? A SCOURGE! What a great word. Scourage. What does that mean exactly? It means there is plague upon the land Bullying is a scourge in our schools that educators must confront effectively. Bullying hurts the atmosphere of an entire school and disrupts the learning environment Both kids who are bullied, and kids who bully face significant health and academic risks as a result Kids were bullied have lower GPA's and test scores And are more likely to drop out of school It's a fact that science isn't

1:58:45 They are more prone to depression, anxiety, suicidal inclinations and physical health problems. Those who bully others meanwhile are also more likely to drop out of school and they face higher risks of developing substance abuse problems becoming domestic abusers and ending up with a criminal record! Science! Is this all proven fact that you know of, John? I never heard of it before. It's funny though... With the advent of- I'm liking it! With the advent of the internets and social networks bullying has migrated to cyberspace To get a handle on the scope of the problem and its repercussions on our students, we are sending you the New York Cyber Bully Census. A 12-question survey for students in grades 3 to 12 across New York State that is designed to gauge their attitude and experience with cyberbullying." I thought they already knew! They already have all the results what more do they need to know?

1:59:37 The survey is voluntary and anonymous to send so students can answer the questions honestly without fear of embarrassment. Since the surveys inception more than 4,000 respondents have been responded... responses have been received. Uh this data... Self-selecting survey invalid I'm sorry? Self selecting survey it's invalid It's like if we do a survey and say, hey if you feel like the slide whistle survey is invalid. It's not a real survey people are putting a seven or nine on the end of their donations that they're just part of it could be like when you saw that one guy tried to stuff the ballot box. That's the problem with these sorts of

2:00:14 Okay, casual surveys. I don't even see why he needs the whole survey because you know anyway The data gathering initiative the first of its kind in the state should provide a fuller Fuller picture of cyber bullying in New York State We hope that the survey results will not only lead to responsible protections being enacted to help children who are victims of cyber bullying but will also allow educators parents and elected officials to get a better sense of what children need to make them feel safe in this internet age I think they should get it. I got an idea, they should have a chain that they wear around their necks with a big sign that says, I'm protected by the state do not bully me! That'd be great Yeah and that'll work No one will bully a kid walking around with a sign like that I am protected by the state

2:01:02 Let me see, let me just look at this survey. Cyberbullying is A when some students bully another student on the internet When you send mean text messages or pics to another student. Ooh a mean text message? You're a bully! Like YOU SUCK When you call another student names online, when you use a student's cell phone to get them into trouble or when you pretend to be another student online. Oh wow and then there is also open what else? What else is cyberbullying? Have your been cyberbullied if you've been cyber bullied do report anyone if he didn't report it why didn't you reported how often do you think cyber bullying happens all the time okay If you could write a law about cyberbullying well here we go What would it provide select all that apply

2:01:47 A. Cyberbullying would be illegal I think i'll check that one Schools would have to help students who were cyberbullied Yes, of course There would be a cyberbullying police squad To investigate cyberbully This is gonna be awesome! This is gonna be so good Schools would have to teach students about cyberbullying. School would teach parents how to help their children who are cyberbullied There would be a youth helpline where students could go to get help and they would have to hold conferences of young people To help solve the problem I think Cyber bullying police squad is the way to go what do you think? I think that it should be a TV show Anyway, we appreciate that Pete the Teach That's cool We need more of this stuff

2:02:39 Hey, so there's a show somebody sent one of our whoa. I just lost it was a show that's kind of like ours mm-hmm Oh, not at all. It's not kind of like ours at all. It's more like the Art Bell show from years ago and it's or more like the second half of our show used to be more like even though we don't do so much called The Mysterious Universe dot org and I actually enjoyed this show its very interesting its something that I could listen too and there is a lot of good anecdotes two guys like us although they have guests once in awhile but this is the kinda stuff they talk about their doing an excerpt from a book here got a clip

2:03:15 An excerpt from a book of some author is going to come on the show next week. And I just thought this was a good story! Could you tell me what the clip is? Yes, naked green humanoid mysterious universe dot org Story From Monsters Of Wisconsin has the headline it's not easy being green humanoids Godfrey writes that its usually not a great idea to pick up hitchhikers in this day and age In the carefree 1970s however thumbing it was much more common especially in areas around universities Four UW-Whitewater students, all women were returning to the campus after driving to a Milwaukee suburb to visit a sick friend when they all spied a figure standing near the roadside. The figure was in a classic hitchhiker pose but it wasn't a classic hitchhiker. The girls didn't even discuss picking him up instead they each simultaneously hit the manual door locks It wasn't just that had about half their drive still to go it was the fact that the hitchhiker was naked

2:04:14 and green. He was also bald, shorter than the average human and had big eyes that stared at them as their car passed by One of the students twisted around to see what the green humanoid would do and was shocked to see it successfully flag down another car... ...and climb in Who pulls over for a naked green humanoid? Alien possibly Right Oh! That's hilarious John, the show is no good. I listened to the first 15 minutes of the show... You don't like it? No! Oh, I liked this show. I found it tedious. Oh you don't like this show because there's a put on. It wasn't entertaining. It was hard to do what we do. No, I know and I said that its not our show but every show in the world has to be what we do. No but.. You didn't think it was good

2:05:03 I mean, I know all the stories. You know it's like there was nothing new There was nothing that's one for I mean the green hitchhiker It's a classic it's a green hitch hiker classic story We know the Green Hitch and by the way they go on and on about apparently this green hitchhiker guy whoever was in that town Floating around old four weeks yeah alright That's beautiful Let's get back to some real information shall we So the elites have decided The way to save the euro is to have dinner and they had dinner last night there is so much going on right now in in Europe because we are on the real precipice of Destruction. In fact, I've got a couple things here

2:05:53 I've got first a report of how the elites are perceived and this is in Italy. Now, are the Italians known for uprising? Did they get angry? Do they have any history of killing their leaders and elites?" They did that to Mussolini. They hung him up by his legs and bled him. Ah, okay well here's what was in store then for Mario Monti This is the technocrat big banking shill who was brought in after the Boonga Boonga parties by Bear Lascone And he went to visit the earthquake zone You know they had an earthquake a couple people died but a lot of people are intense Here's what happened when he showed up

2:06:33 He came to show solidarity with Italy's earthquake victims, but not everyone in the disaster zone was happy to see the Prime Minister. Steve shame on you they cried stay at home! Mario Monti's austerity drive triggered their anger Some in Sant'Agostino think tax rises, like the quake have caused devastation. Monty came looked at two tents went around the camp so he wouldn't ruin his nice shoes and then went away He'll have a nice lunch in some nice restaurant While we're here and didn't hear a thing, not even a greeting or thank you. This is the Italian government! Do you think anything has changed for me? Look at me... do you think something's changed?! I went to the factory this morning to ask about my job they said that maybe i have to stay home for 13 weeks. Do you know what that means!?

2:07:26 to pay rent and keep a family. Has anything changed for him? He's going home with his suit, we stay here." A state of natural catastrophe has been declared which should accelerate aid for victims. Monty raised the possibility of suspending taxes for those affected by Sunday's six magnitude quake which killed seven people. With much of its cultural heritage in ruins, the northern Emilia-Romagna region has also been damaged economically. Business leaders say 200 firms in the rich industrial and agricultural area have been hit hard depriving at least 2,000 people of work in the weeks ahead. So not liking Monty there? Go home with your suit. Sounds like they don't like Monty.

2:08:11 So, go home with your suit. You should check out this is a brilliant video there's no audio that's worth playing but go to Merkel dot... oh... merkel.curry.com? M-E-R-K-E-L dot curry dot com Yeah yeah I'm typing it. This is a Dutch website look at the video here's Angela Merkel and she's pointing to what she thinks is Berlin on this map And the two teachers next to her are like, ah no no it's down here. She is pointing to Russia showing where Berlin is You gotta see this from some German... I got some audio here. She is pointing to Berlin and the teacher goes No no its down here. She such an idiot! She is an oaf! She is an oaf! She is Shrek

2:09:06 Where's she pointing at? She's pointing to Russia. This is where Berlin is. Lithuania or something, it's not even in the same country. That seems fantastic! Oh this are the people who are making decisions about the death of Europe Here's Heiko Hermann right after dinner maybe before dinner I just gotta make fun of this guy. This is the tree of gross, the tree pillars of gross John can you say it with me? The tree pillars of gross. The tree pillars of gross. Dro- no gross! Gross! The tree pillars of gross. The three pillars of gross. No tree, tree. Tree. Tree. Tree. Short term

2:09:48 we will structure our work around the following three pillars. Three pillars? First, we need to mobilize EU policies to fully support growth. Second, we need to step up our efforts to finance the economy through investments. That's if you're going to take money from other countries? And thirdly, we need to strengthen job creation There is a broad range of real instruments at our disposal, but it's too soon to say at this stage in what framework we will work. In any case, we will agree in June on the main building block... It's June now John! Is June. We've moved into June. ...monetary and economic union and on the working methods. We want Greece to remain

2:10:37 in the Euro area while respecting its commitments. So I think he's saying something very interesting here, he is saying not in the Euro zone He says that he wants Greece to be in the euro area so he doesn't want the Greek people to move to Africa you know what I mean? Uh...I'm not buying that completely Why did he say I know? I'm trying to figure out why he'd say that I mean you're Trying to come up with a two-tier system in the background they create a eurozone of solid because they've thought talked about this before about having The top Euro zone guys, and that's one group and then you have a secondary group. That's off To the side That are still in a euro area But they're not in the eurozone technically because their cut there leaving the eurozone according to everybody who's been following this

2:11:31 Yeah, I mean even the Germans are prepared for it. Everybody's ready It's gonna cost a trillion euros to to prop it up the Dutch by the way Wow Finally that the Dutch are starting to wake up and they're saying hey hold on a second The cabinet effectively said yeah we're gonna ratify that European stability mechanism Yeah, it's 40 billion euros But at least its less is half of what it used to be used to be 98 And now it's only 40 billion. So the Dutch are starting to get angry, the Dutch people of course there is no cabinet you know they have their snap elections in September yet they're making all these decisions with a parliament that has no actual right to make decisions on this import so the Dutch are waking up we'll see if they get angry They typically don't Dutch people keep it behind closed doors In the UK though

2:12:20 Nigel Farage's fellow party member Godfrey Bloom had quite a blow up in European Parliament, which of course is always hilarious to listen to about the financial transaction tax and this is one of the ways... This is unbelievable. Yeah why don't you explain what the financial transaction tax is? This has been discussed at a number venues including ours and which would just completely destroy the stock market. The idea is that there would be a transaction, every time you bought and sold the stock there would be a secondary tax that would go to the government of a nickel or penny point zero zero something it's done is not a lot it's not like they're right but if you do high frequency then yeah the problem go ahead the problem is

2:13:08 this chain, you can't do flash trading anymore. You can't buy and sell a million shares and then sell them now buy a million to sell a million by a million selling a million which actually helps prop up some of these stocks because you'd go broke! The way the market works today there's a lot of flash trading that goes on as a lot of computerized trading it just goes on and to implement one of these little attacks would end that and it would end the market because what it is. So he got pretty angry about this and then some other Euro parliamentarian also from the UK I don't remember her name but she's from a different party as she stood up and she yells at him literally yells at him, but then he yells back! I always love it when they do this this isn't this is more of the way it should be done in the European Union

2:14:04 Well, an FTT tax sounds like a really good idea doesn't it? It plays well politically and we can hit those greedy bankers who we all hate in public while we shovel money into their pockets in private but I don't think its going to quite work out that way. All taxes are passed on to customers at the end of the day sorry everybody that's just how it works so again it'll be the little people that pick up the tab It'll be savers, it'll be pensioners and ordinary folk that pick up this tax. Not the greedy fat cat bankers that you're trying to get at And its interesting is not also if you look in the small print they are saying some of the money raised can actually go towards perhaps saving future failed banks So we know! We concede do we not? That more banks are going to fail

2:14:58 We know this because we have the same ridiculous fractional reserve banking system, the same crooked money printing criminal behaviour at the central banks and so on and so forth. So nothing's changed another strong signal to bankers and politicians to continue the theft But beware those who think taxing London is a risk-free game. And we mean London, don't we? Other EU countries when it comes to financial services are Mickey Mouse! Financial Services are 14% of UK GDP

2:15:37 The UK contributes £50 million a day to this crumbling institution. Don't kill the goose that lays your golden eggs! Zurich, Geneva, New York and Hong Kong are licking their lips wondering what piece of glorious stupidity we will come up with next And an FTT is a special tax What next? A special tax on sunshine holidays in Spain High fashion in Paris Luxury cars in Germany mobile phones in Finland, and a special perhaps justifiable tax on dreadful flat pack furniture from Sweden. It's coming up your street next the greedy bureaucrats just want your money

2:16:21 So I like that. I think he's saying the right thing and then he gets a blue card question. There are two questions for you, one from Miss Ford and one from Mr Mankat would you mind taking the blue card question sir? Would you like a blue card question yes here she comes. Jolly good okay first of all then Mrs Ford Mr Bloom, you say you're very concerned about the FTT. So am I Could you explain why you failed to turn up in your committee when this was first voted on for votes? The vote went 22-22 and you were not in the room! You could have stopped it

2:17:07 So he comes back with his little retort. Unfortunately, his mic isn't on when he's really yelling. You transferred the British Conservative Party, the regulation of the City of London to this place and you fiddle about in your silly little committees having betrayed my country! You scoundrel! You are a scoundrel I say I love it. They're fighting and then Nigel Farage you want to hear night don't you always love hearing that why do you keep asking me if i want to hear Nigel Farage? You did this on purpose because you know, I want to hear Nigel Farage! I would be putting my own Nigel Farage clips in but your doing a better job than I will

2:17:55 President, we're in the midst of an economic and increasingly humanitarian crisis. And yet Commission President Barroso is not here indeed Herman Van Rompuy is not here either. They're having dinner! Not that it really matters because they are not prepared to listen to any debate or any argument their intent on pursuing their political dream over United States of Europe they are prepared to commit economic suicide for entire continent And tomorrow night Mr Van Rompuy has called yet another summit at which he's going to present a strategy for growth and jobs. Elected MEPs, representatives of the people of Europe from left and right we've heard it all before remember the euro itself was supposed to create growth and jobs and yet it is actively destroying both of those things

2:18:43 The remedy we're being offered is more of the same. I would suggest that the medicine is killing the patient and to increase the dosage, it's madness! And don't listen to those who will tell you that the only alternative is for Greece to stay in the Euro. Everyone's pushing this David Cameron all the other leaders are saying We must keep Greece in the Euro if she leaves the sky will fall in It won't there'll be a few difficult weeks and then things will settle down. There'll be a boom in tourism, investment will start to come back into Greece, innovation will start to come back into Greece as people start making products to beat expensive imports indeed Greece outside of the Eurozone may well provide to be an inspiration

2:19:32 for Spain, for Portugal and many other countries. We need to recognise that a terrible mistake has been made we must resolve to put it right. We've got to give people hope because out there now is absolute despair We all remember Dimitris Chrystoulas, the 77-year old former pharmacist who shot himself dead outside the Greek parliament. But he is just one of a growing humanitarian disaster Huge increases in suicides in Italy, Greece particularly from people running small businesses who cannot see a way out of the problem. Children being left at increasing numbers outside the doors of churches because they can't afford to feed them Our leaders are too callous to listen and care

2:20:22 You can do something about this. You can rise up and say, and I know in my conversations with you that many of you agree with me that i'm right we've got to break out the euro We've got to restore democracy. We've got to restore human dignity. We must ignore Messrs Baroso and Van Rompuy They have been proved to be wrong. WE must provide people with hope Good luck with that, Nigel. When is this guy gonna... when are they going to shoot him? Well they tried the airplane thing that didn't work Yeah I know that didn't work So uh..when are the Europeans gonna get really angry? When people just gonna get so... I think they are angry but we're not getting much reports The reporting is bad yeah I think there's a lot of action going on it We're just not seeing well but It's not being reported by our producers That much either I mean I get all a lot of good clips from people like stuff here

2:21:14 But it's just not... I'll get a hold of what Garcia has got to tell us about Spain. Yeah, Spain would be interesting and Spain by the way, they didn't actually have any deficit their problem is the banks they have a banking crisis but they were positive. It was based on the housing crisis actually it's very similar to ours okay So I was with the International News, Obama had this big meeting, you know the summit meeting in whatever it is in Chicago, G20 I guess. And what was the deal? He apparently really hates the president of Pakistan because he's tortured him

2:21:54 Literally in this play this clip Obama being rude and tell me what happened was not torturing someone President Obama warmly shook the hands of a host of world leaders, but he pointedly made Pakistan's president wait awhile He initially had to make do with Hillary Clinton So he stuck her with Hillary or him with Hilary. Yeah well cuz these droning people over there They got a problem, you know the guy's like hey don't drone my people. He's like yeah we got a pipeline delay here we gotta drone some people but don't drone my people! Yeah but screw you they just drone 10 more people in Pakistan after he didn't shake his hand and guess where? Where? Waziristan Oh? Mm-hmm

2:22:36 pipeline city. But they've got the deal on the other side if you look at Pakistan, Waziristan is I'm sorry if you look at Afghanistan was there a stand is right there at the border that's where the pipeline has to come in because we own Afghanistan but Turkmenistan just signed the deal the pipeline deal with India and Pakistan to run the pipeline through Afghanistan so it was crazy don't wait this one of those little crazy little countries up their Azerbaijan perhaps having the Eurovision contest? Where is that isn't it tonight yeah I think no Saturday. Eurovision 2012 let's see what Saturday night Baku, Baku. Baku what? Baku that's where its being held Baku It's not a city, Baku was a city in one of those places. Well I'm just waiting for the book of knowledge to come through

2:23:30 It's not happening. Eurovision, waiting for eurovision dot TV here it comes come on what empty page? Do you get anything on eurovision dot TV? What does that mean? Doesn't even...it's broken their page doesn't even work Well thats no good That awesome How can we vote? Let me go back to the book of knowledge Maybe if I go to the No its just a blank page Yeah But that if you go to the book of knowledge, that's the one. Wow this they're seriously broken They've already been hacked by anonymous and when you type in Eurovision comm it jumps to dot TV Yeah Maybe I can get the because they won't let it go into the USA That's what I would guess really makes no sense Let me see what does the Book of Knowledge have? When is it being broadcast now? And see where from 57th annual Baku Azerbaijan, you're right Azerbaijan

2:24:35 Who's in it this year who cares? You know we always play the winner though. We love playing the way you don't if we'd love playing the winner we White man, the winner is great with them winners awesome come on so I do have kind of a crackpot II thing and there's this uh you know you've probably seen the articles about people saying that the situation room or picture was photoshopped that Obama was photoshopped in I've heard that yeah, so there's another picture which They get this they get these pictures right off of the White House flickr feed apparently and

2:25:21 And it's on American thinker.com and the links in the show notes under Scampane411.nashownotes.com, and I have to say they really got something here where they photoshopped Obama's head onto this big body but he looks kind of like that shrunken head guy from Beetlejuice? You know which one I mean? It's really funny And, you know... But it's obvious there are like legs sticking out under his arm. It's like the whole thing I have to say I think these guys might be on to something with this A chunk of his ear is missing They're really doing a quite a... They're looking at reflections that don't match This is better than the moon landing stuff in my book It's really really good You got the page? Well send me a link or put it where is going to be on a scampane Yeah, under Scampane yeah, yeah It's...

2:26:19 It's worthy of following and I think we should really, you know... We should keep looking at those Flickr pictures that come out. Okay, I wouldn't put it on my follow list. I wouldn't say I wouldn't put it past them So you know the last show you're talking about how did the ludicrous commentary about gays being? You know kind of shoot away from the media and all that kind of stuff and you pointed out that That fit American fat was the name of that show family whatever they could is American family American family this just gay yeah, and then everything's just there's just the opposite of anything and I have to say

2:26:56 It's actually more than gay if you play this pathetic ABC teaser that promotes the final episode. Wednesday, it's the season finale of TV's best comedy. And this one really delivers! I kept it in as long as I could... We're having a baby!!! ABC's Modern Family Season Finale Wednesday 9-8 central on ABC If that doesn't prove America is extremely pro-gay and very cool we're cool that way And we just get a bad rap and I don't know why, well it's just to misuse I guess. But you know so far so good! We got our ways to go but yeah that's pretty...we need more lesbian though they never do lesbians right? You know what i mean? We had the L word and stuff but that way wasn't good No it wasn't entertaining no That was the problem modern family is very entertaining I find it tedious

2:27:52 Well, Mickey watches it. I like dramas. Have you seen the new Betty White show? Now that's an interesting show and i only caught it for the first time yesterday. No is that the one where she punks old people or what was that yeah no it's old people bunch of old people all actresses and actors actually yeah and they go out into the street and they punk kids Oh, they... Like there's one and two old ladies come around this guy who is out in Venice Beach just sitting there minding his own business. And she says hey you're kind of hot and then they go back and forth this guy is like kinda embarrassed she said it leads up to her saying You wanna do a threesome? Like these two really old ladies mm-hmm, and she said you never had like a senior citizen sandwich And the guy doesn't know what to do. What really I'm starting to get worried about you yeah? Little concerning it's very funny

2:28:45 I'm still waiting for some news on basically camera candid camera. Well, everything is the same We've got talent shows can it's all the same thing? No, it's all old stuff Where's this is your life and Queen for a day That's what I'm waiting for we could probably do a remake of something like that and be very successful with it Well, This Is Your Life was always the most humiliating show. Yeah And I don't even know why it went off the air but it needs to be brought to modern you know a modern kind of production value That's what happened with American Idol It is essentially Ted Mack's amateur hour taken to the extreme I know how to do it

2:29:26 It's so obvious. So yeah, the way it was is It would get sprung upon you right? You'd be somewhere and I'd be in the audience of some other show or which was bogus You know some show they were doing some phony show a restaurant Or somewhere else and then who is the host of this as your life who was that Edwards something Edward John Edwards not John That's the other guy does somebody I think it was someone Edwards like look at up all right keep going Anyway, so they dropped the bomb on you and said this is your life. And then all of it... Ralph. ...and then you'd have to go up and sit in a big chair. Ralph Edwards. And then they would humiliate you with stories about when a kid your mom would come out and tell some anecdote about being an idiot or falling off the tree or something. Then your girlfriends would show up and your buddies and it was just one thing after another and it was very funny I have a great way to do this

2:30:22 But first of all, let's see if we can get a... the opening. Ralph Edwards did this. Ralph Edwards, yeah. From 1952 to 1961 it had a nine-year run which isn't too bad Let's see what is this? The Bee Gees' This Is Your Life really but it's how they trick people that's really good Alright so the Bee Gees are in the studio and then Ralph Edwards comes in and says THIS IS YOUR LIFE! And then you have to go on the freaking show So here's how it works You nominate someone to be on the... We gotta have a better name. This is your life, this is your cyber life we'll call it and you steal the person's Facebook password And we go in and then think about how genius this is that you can invite all these douchebag friends Right? It'd be very embarrassing because of course no one knows that you've been friending and sexting with some high school sweetheart and like chatting her up you get her

2:31:20 And they get all the pictures, all the stupid pictures that people put on Facebook thinking they're private. This is a great show John I would watch it but it's never gonna... That show can't be produced Never say never You'd get sued at the first show and you'll be spending your time in court Alright I don't know how you could do it The other one was which was also Ralph Edwards or somebody like him It was a show called Queen for A Day and they find these pathetic people That were just down and out basically, and they would put him in the you know surprise them the same way same basic formula Surprise them hello And then they put him in a chair that she'd be queen for a day and she knew what the show was everybody did and She starts screaming at the top of her lungs and shaking like a leaf. Then they would start bringing out gifts I think here's the modern version Queen for a Day is

2:32:13 So you're sitting there, John. And we come out and say you're queen for a day We put an orange ball in your mouth... ...and then three dudes in leather come out Yeah Be a sub for a day. All right, so you got it You got an end that would be another lawsuit waiting to happen the way your ideas are just essentially Litigious I like my Facebook ID. I think that I think we can really do something with that No Why not? I think you gotta model it after the original show you can't make it a cyber show because that's against the law I believe what you're describing people won't care and

2:32:53 All right, wind me up with something uplifting and then we got your end of show clip about uh what was it about again? It's about the neo aristocrats deciding to kill everybody and oh yeah oh yeah that Oh yeah, the killing of people. Right. That's a sterilization. That's usually how we end up but give me something else you got all kinds of stuff here still what is all this stuff? Well I'm gonna have to reload it okay we got the end of show we got that good morning America we've got there again all these have been done oh hey this is kind of interesting so some idiots...oh wait let's skip this one the one that's more interesting is life do you think this is going to be a big deal

2:33:35 Live and it's called live streamers, and they're being referred to as live streamers also been a key do I need do? I play the Game me one more little second all right so the live streamers are guys who are just And you know these guys we actually know some of these people personally there people who've gotten carried away With you know getting their phone hooked to the internet to US stream. Oh Scoble. Scoble, well he doesn't do as much...he does a lot of live now that you mention it. Google Hangouts. They're just filming everything and it's driving the police crazy and this is what happened up at the G20 Also been accused of targeting independent media activists who have been streaming the protests live over the internet on Saturday night police detained three livestreamers at gunpoint Luke Rutkowski of WeAreChange.org describe what happened

2:34:25 A large number of police vehicles, undercover vehicles, CPD vehicles. Three white shirt lieutenants pulled up right in front of us guns were drawn screaming at us to get our hands up We're being raided right now for those that are watching we are being raided by the CPD as we speak I immediately took my hands out out, but with a cell phone recording the whole thing officers coming up to us and they were screaming. It's just a cell phone. Don't shoot. They repeated that about five times. They took my cell phone through it on the roof, take us out of the car put us in handcuffs asked them some questions, asked us some questions, took down all

2:35:11 our information, started banging our hard drives, our camera equipment, our batteries. I think one of our hard drives may be destroyed from the banging that the officers did to it." it. I was talking to one of the lieutenants and he said we're just looking for a vehicle that's similar to this, We drive 99 Lexus with New Mexico plates. I don't think there are many new mexico plates here in Chicago especially matching that description of that vehicle and when he said that he looked down when i was making eye contact and started laughing

2:35:47 Yeah, I think this is a very good development. I think the streaming stuff is good. I have two things set up on my phone. I have a recorder which I can turn on just audio and it'll record even when the screen is locked. Yeah, you know how to use that. Very handy especially in negotiations. Especially with blackmailing as we do And I think the streaming thing is good because it's basically recorded on a remote server. The problem is we've got to, we need basically no agenda streaming service so that it can be recorded not in a place where the cops can go subpoena easily you know if they subpoena US stream, yeah it'll be gone. A Ustream as well. Yeah and then it will be gone in seconds and they'll just delete that stuff. Yeah we need some overseas server there

2:36:39 You know, it's just harder to get. They arrested 39 000 people in Chicago Yeah it's unbelievable No it's not. Why did they even do this? You know what it was? It was a payoff the whole thing It was just a big payoff. What are we going to do to get Chicago on our side for the election, the next election? Well let's get the police a lot of overtime! Like double it up or whatever they're making this month, they'll make twice as much. You think that was the entire reason for it is just to put more money in the public coffers? Yeah Really Why not? There's no reason to do this event in Chicago unless you know this is going to happen. The Chicago natives were not very happy, that's for sure. They don't care! That's too bad! You know the police department needs their payoff. It's the most corrupt police department in the country. That's just too bad he says...that's just too bad. Well anyway I don't know if we're what it's getting harder and harder

2:37:34 It's actually, it's interesting. We're in an interesting conundrum where as you pointed out quite astutely that there is no news left I mean look at CNN. Mickey and I usually play this game call it is the name of the game and in the morning say call it and then we have to call what CNN has with a story the minute you turn on the television And it's just getting harder and harder to play because I don't keep up with all the movies. It's funny, because we play a game at the house called Tits or No Tits? Oh! Tell me how... Maybe this is a better game for us. How does that work? You're going through the menu and you see Cinemax

2:38:12 It's usually after 10 o'clock and you look for an NR, which means not rated. That means it's a titty movie And then you make a prediction if you turn it on right at that moment will see tits or will you not see tits? Almost every time you see tits I think we can do this with news channels too Maybe yeah, you just say tits or no legs your legs are no legs in the case of Fox Anyway, so we play this game and you can't play the game anymore because there is no news. There's just zero absolute zero news on it It's all entertainment stuff You know you turn on this morning was about Snooki. I'm like okay that was CNN They just move around and maybe they have a thing about Romney. You know whatever

2:38:54 There literally is no news. And so what do we focus on? If the people are... We can't even figure out what they're being indoctrinated with anything, so we just have to kind of create our own newscast here and come up with stuff that we think is important! Yeah it's kinda pathetic But I enjoy it. NoagendaNewsNetwork.com is a great place to help us out, that is a great river of news that gives you news from all around Gitmo Nation and you can participate really simply just by getting a blog and then posting the RSS feed there's a button at the top menu there please don't put InfoWars.com in there! I have to remove that twice a day That's not what we're looking for people go to InfoWars.com if they want that We want people producers

2:39:43 Coming up with good stuff Producers going out and finding things writing about it. You know sending links whatever it is, but don't just put in other aggregators That's not the point but help us out we definitely need some help and finding the stuff that That you want us to report on I think our law of the sea treaty is done like we're good on that We'll just have to wait for the vote So the end of show clip will be this woman, Dr. Rima Laibao who is somewhat controversial some people think she's full of crap but she's an anti-codex elementarist and she does exaggerate I think sometimes but this is actually an interesting anecdote She used to run a clinic for rich people And I guess somebody...I can't guess who she's talking about because you won't say it But I think maybe well we'll try to figure out maybe talk about on the next show

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2:41:38 So we had a head of state who was our patient. No, it was not the Queen of England and no, we will not tell you who it was because she deserves privacy too so one day this very pleasant chatty lady said You know? It's almost time for the great culling C-U-L-L-I-N-G The Great Culling to begin I said what What are you talking about? She said, you know the culling of the useless eaters. And I said, The what? Because i had heard things like the Trilateral Commission and the Illuminati but I had never heard the term useless eaters. I said who are the useless eaters she said everyone who is consuming

2:42:36 our non-renewable natural resources. And I said, always the splinter under the fingernail of the establishment, did it ever occur to you that YOU are consuming the non-renewable resources of those people? She said no! I never thought about it like that. I said well think about it. She said that's interesting but I don't believe it I said, well who are you? She said we are the neo-aristocrats. We are the people atop of the pyramid around us will be our servants and around them our technicians and we only need 10% of the population

2:43:32 And I said to myself, this lady is truly bonkers. I don't care what throne she sits on she's a nut job and i went and did some research and I discovered yes, she is crazy but so are all the people in her world who believe precisely the same thing since 1974 The World Health Organization, not your friend. The World Health Organization has had a commission to develop and deploy vaccinations to permanently end the fertility of the women who receive the vaccines

2:44:23 And they were convicted in the Philippines of involuntarily sterilizing more than 3 million women there. No one knows how many women they sterilized In Africa, the smallpox eradication program was designed in writing and I have the documents to eliminate 150 million excess sub-Saharan Africans. That's just one small part of it, the H1N1 vaccine with squalene designed to create permanent irreversible infertility which is why pregnant women and children all over the world were supposed to get it first This is real this is ongoing

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