Topic: Keith Jacobs

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey's initial statement following the death of George Floyd is analyzed for its repetitive use of the phrase "his life mattered." The hosts suggest this was a coordinated signal to activate Black Lives Matter and Antifa groups for a planned insurrection.

The hosts read a series of donations, including several for $69.69. Listener Joseph Pumphrey claims the show's slide whistle sound effects prevent him from committing workplace violence against incompetent users. A request is made for "Fuck Cancer Karma" for a grandmother with a suspected tumor.