Topic: Cheeseburgers

The hosts discuss whether Joe Kennedy III's speech was a failed audition for a new political dynasty. They compare his "drooling" incident to historical campaign-ending blunders like Michael Dukakis in a tank and the "Howard Dean scream," while noting Trump's unique ability to survive "cheeseburger" related smears.

Media outlets criticized President Donald Trump for ordering a well-done cheeseburger while dining with Prime Minister Shinzo Abe in Japan. The hosts defend the choice, noting that Japanese hosts often encourage American guests to eat familiar food to avoid digestive issues like those experienced by George H.W. Bush. The segment highlights the importance of golf and beef in Asian diplomatic relations.

The hosts analyze a clip of President Barack Obama speaking to French President François Hollande about cheeseburgers and french fries. They speculate that the specific phrasing "I just want to remember" serves as a coded signal. They link this event to a "boob bomber" incident involving a French woman that occurred shortly after the meeting.

President Barack Obama and French President François Hollande are analyzed for using potential code words during a meeting before departing for Camp David. The hosts speculate that specific mentions of "cheeseburgers in Chicago" and "french fries" serve as encrypted signals regarding military plans for Syria.

Hot Pockets released a new advertising campaign featuring "Cheeseburger," "Buffalo Chicken," and "Sloppy Joe" flavors served in soft baked buns. The new jingle and vocal style of the commercial were criticized for lacking the energy of the original branding. There is also a brief mention of the woman who originally invented the Hot Pocket recipe and later sold the company.