7 chapters across the catalog
The hosts lament the total disappearance of actual news on networks like CNN, which they say now focuses almost entirely on entertainment figures like Snooki. They describe games they play at home to guess how long it takes for a "news" segment to turn into a movie promotion. They encourage listeners to use NoAgendaNewsNetwork.com for better information.
MTV Europe Music Awards, Viacom Synergy, and Snooki
The MTV Europe Music Awards in Belfast are criticized for featuring exclusively American acts and presenters who are all under the Viacom corporate umbrella. A clip of Snooki and JWoww from "Jersey Shore" presenting an award is used to illustrate the perceived decline of European cultural exports.
A segment from Ellen DeGeneres's show featured cast members from "Jersey Shore" failing to define a political "caucus," with one participant confusing it with a "carcass." The hosts use this to highlight the low level of political discourse in mainstream entertainment, noting the high ratings for such programs.
Sliding Cars, General Mattis, and Digital Watch Confusion
A satirical montage mocks MSNBC's coverage of "sliding cars" during winter weather. This is followed by a clip regarding General Mattis's controversial 2005 comments about combat and a comedic sketch involving a man demanding his grandson put MP3s on an analog watch.
Cultural Totalitarianism, Botox Feedback, and Snooki's Hospitalization
A speaker argues that the West is experiencing "cultural totalitarianism" where subjective opinion replaces objective truth. This is followed by more discussion on Botox's effect on the brain and a gossip segment about Snooki from Jersey Shore having her stomach pumped.
Michele Bachmann 2012 Presidential Run Speculation
The hosts discuss the potential 2012 presidential run of Michele Bachmann, comparing her political persona to Sarah Palin. They suggest the Republican party is looking for a new "hottie" for the race as Palin's popularity wanes, likening the political spectacle to reality television.
Byron Allen has produced a new syndicated show called "Gossip Queens," which the hosts describe as a deconstructed version of "The View" featuring stereotypical characters. The show focuses on tabloid gossip, such as Snooki from "Jersey Shore" getting her stomach pumped. One host reveals he was previously asked to appear on the pilot of the show.
