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00:00 All these guys, they all got tents. What is this tent thing all of a sudden? Adam Curry, John C. DeVore Act. It's Thursday March 24th 2011 time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 289-er! This is no agenda... Leading a conga line Along a line of representatives to impeach President George W. Obama here from the Hilltop Watchtower Crackpot Command Center in Gimel Nation West, The People's Republic of Southern California In the morning I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley where I don't get to restart this show on a whim...I am John C. Dvorak Crackpot and Buzzkill! In the morning. In the morning to you Johnny boy, hey hey! Morning all ships at sea Boots on the ground wings in disguise bakers in the kitchens checks in the mails dungs in the pits And anybody napping for humanity especially those human resources who are all charged up and ready to go into chatroom with noagendastream.com Charged up just the way their government loves them so that they can be worth their 9.1 million dollars

01:02 Yep, yep. I'm light today. I'm light you're light You mean I got clips and stuff but it's like how can you be light is all that was going on? I mean there's like a ton of stuff going on what you must have been busy you were at oh wait Let me guess your hob nobbing it with the Hollywood elites. Yeah. Oh you found me out Dude I'm sitting on a blue air cushion to protect my ass That's how long I've been at the computer No way. No, no but it's like this It's just a lot of Libya stuff A lot! That is all there is. Ridiculous I hope this Unfortunately... I played the permaclip by the way I have on there which is the one that we're I think we should start to show with but also a clip that we should just keep at least We'll keep it available for use in the next month or two Let me emphasize that

01:54 anticipate this transition to take place in a matter of days and not a matter of weeks. Exactly! Well it's been very interesting to see, you know, of course on Sunday uh... we uh... we read it from the constitution of the united states of america which has seems to have caught on with that were those people called i a are representatives like you know i think this is consult dot thing there was at the end of the within little book constitution and a lot of people are coming out and saying hey you know this is uh... this is unconstitutional when i don't direct attack so you can use their presidential war powers act

02:39 and uh... and it's good to see that but i'm sure it's going to get snooze under is mostly co-signatures pushing in here are no no no that's not true either was a with senator mrs he doesn't do it right so i didn't pull a clip from him ralph nader i was pretty blatant about it he was uh... he was good actually uh... you know i had it's amazing you know who said who's standing in line vice president joe o'biden Did you know that? What? Yeah, oh Biden. Oh Biden wants to impeach the president

03:15 What? Yes, have a listen. Where did you get this? That would've been an invincible offense! Do you want to review that comment you made? Absolutely. Well how do you stand on that now? I wanna stand by that comment i made the reason i made the comment was as a warning The reason I may...I don't say those things lightly Chris You've known me for a long time I was chairman of the Judiciary Committee for 17 years or its ranking member I teach separation of powers and constitutional law This is something I know So I got together brought a group of constitutional scholars together piece that I'm going to deliver to the whole United States Senate pointing out, the President has no constitutional authority. To take this nation to war against a country of 70 million people unless we're attacked or unless there is proof that we are about to be attacked and if he does...if

04:01 I would move to impeach him. The House obviously has to do that, but i would lead an effort To impeach him the reason why wait wait dogs from 2007 obviously Actually have you going for a minute there? I was listening to it But I realized because there was just right think there was one pass There's a reference of 72 million people that's too much everything was about Iran uh... but this of course was when the uh... or all by then was uh... it was not vp and he had a big ass mouth henna thing you know if they could just substitute george w bush for george w obama and you're good to go is perfect

04:40 And it's actually, I saw this amazing... You know this Twitter thing the kids are all about John? You've heard about this? This Twitters thing. Yeah! It's cool. So what's cool about it is you can save some of these things and people there are some people who from time to time will you know what will save tweets by uh... by certain people let's see a we have some tweets from uh... george mccain was next i'm really bad today with the things which became james and george mccain also this is a tweet from uh... george mccain from uh... let me say on the second well had to be in the past couple years since that

05:31 uh... the twitters of only been out there for that long allies five years but more about five years and was the page taken so you know it's like it's got a load some pop-up ad or something made its here rigged up on your system no i don't know in fact them not completely at light on the system here goes waiting for the face book api here we go this is from uh... let me see what's the date on this uh... particular tweets as august two thousand nine Senator John McCain, George McGeorge John McCain. Late evening with Colonel Qaddafi at his ranch in Libya interesting meeting with an interesting man. Hey great tweet there dude! What an idiot hole... And then we've got a cable

06:23 a cable from Senator Joe Lieberman. I guess nobody has given these people the memo about the internet. Interwebs, well this is so senator Pete Lieberman I have people that are dredging up stuff i did in nineteen eighty four about the Macintosh mouse. Yeah, I mean I got a clue You know you do whatever you say just expect it to be thrown back in your face someday Also here's the one from Pete Lieberman now remember It was George McCain and Pete Lieberman who were calling this you know never again We played that two weeks ago never again. It's a holocaust

07:00 Well, so here we go from a WikiLeaks cable after meeting with Gaddafi. With McCain by the way and other senators praises Libya's leader as or Libya as quote an important ally in the war on terrorism This is like, dudes! Give me a break here for a second. These links are in the show notes noagendashow.com shutupslaves.com It's just hilarious and it's outrageous Ralph Nader also... I don't think people take him serious enough unfortunately but he came out and said you want to hear Ralph or are you over it?

07:43 I got a bunch of clips i'm gonna have to bore you with so you might as well begin the bore fest. As veterans for peace which start with World War II veterans all the way to the present Iraq and Afghanistan veterans are making a powerful statement for the rule of law, for advocating peace, for getting out of Afghanistan and Iraq if you took a poll of soldiers in Afghanistan as a poll was taken in Iraq in January 2005 the majority would say let's get out here It's a quagmire. All we're doing is creating new enemies, slaughtering innocents, spending huge amounts of money that can be spent back home to create jobs and violating our constitutional processes You know let's be very forthright Juan George W Bush and Cheney committed war crimes They had surveillance of Americans

08:34 illegally. They unconstitutionally pursued wars in Asia, they slaughtered innocents uh... and they were considered war criminals by many people including a republican that former judge andrew napolitano author of four books on the constitution and republican bruce fine now uh... brock obama is committing the same crimes yeah i thought for swans in afghanistan day and innocence are being slaughtered recruiting more enemies so i you know i received at least I'm gonna say 20, it may have been more but conservatively 20 emails from people who after listening to the last NO Agenda show 288 said you know

09:15 I voted for George W. Obama and i'm so happy that I listened to the No Agenda show because it really opens up my eyes and you know, the unfortunate thing about all of these emails is exactly what you said was like What was I supposed to do? Was I supposed to vote for the other guy? Like yeah we don't have just two parties in this country You could vote for people like Ron Paul and uh... it's very important that people understand that there every single other world war was supposed to do with the record vote for mccain at that point you said you should be exact same thing i thought that would add more a split however there is very good news john there's good news for the two thousand twelve elections

10:00 It looks like Michelle Bachman is going to run. Oh god... Oh yeah, oh yeah. That's one mother I'd like to f***. It's gonna be interesting! And it's another hottie in the race. These guys have no shame when it comes to putting on the big show. They don't care, it's like hey you know what? The last show we did, you know the 2008 show We should do... Palin is overplayed she likes Snooki now Like Snooki from Jersey Shore Oh yeah, she's done She's done so we got a new hottie in there and I think Michelle Bachman is great! She's awesome and she's crackpotty and everything, she's better than Sarah Palin Does she have a book out?

10:42 she will say yes you have to crank one out yeah it can't become president without a book now let's be honest about it but this is hilarious point right in this area got water dribbling through this window here no my getting on the desk you have no idea when the storm wait a minute your house is leaking know that the windows apparently leaking and I got a bunch of water mm-hmm this has gone out died on the gun on it's It's gonna cost us extra money, you know. I check my bill! I swear to God, I pay extra sewage drainage charges for more rain yeah it's like this the whole rain thing is a scam it just scammed to take more money from us

11:29 So we, let's go over some that we can either talk some more about this now or we can do the executive producer thing get it out of the way which I'd like to. Well it's not a question of getting it out of the way its an honor, it's an honorable position that we need to... Yes I'm sorry use the terminology I did but I'm just saying It might be better to do that now because people will at least get their uh... kudos ed and if they can say don't want to hear about libya in the kind of takes that we have a man by the way i've got a couple real weird ones uh... taking the crackpot position on a couple things

12:05 but generally speaking you don't say it's mostly about most of what I got out of the thing is that the warmongering that takes place by these cable news guys on both the right and left. O'Reilly is an unbelievable war monger. He's like this is good let's go for it and then i've got rachel maddow who's a warmonger and that guy ed schwartz the ed show who is a warmongers all for this. You know what it is? This actually sexually excites them, this is where you have to understand it isn't actual sexual sensation forget turn off the sound when they're talking about this and look at Maddo just get sexually excited

12:46 bill o'reilly to for whatever you know he can they get it they get turned on by it idea in this is the whole thing with your walter cronkite uh... you know ed murrow is like being a correspondent being aware correspond that's the pinnacle of journalism for these two bronies who went to june j school which is jabroni school they love it and denied denounced i don't have now denounced its identity But you agree with it. Well, I never thought about it but Rachel seems to be a bit giddy Yeah Oh yeah this- It's hot

13:23 And what is the deal with all these correspondents who are in Tripoli and you know we have to get on the bus, get off the bus. I mean who's driving the bus? Who's in charge or were not allowed to go there? Who was telling you what to do and whatnot? I got one good correspondent clip that as soon as you hear this should go oh great! We're toast okay but let me thank a few people first alright And I also got a couple latecomers that came in, and they're not on the spreadsheet but i'll thank them. In other words we have two executive producers... Stand-alones? Two co-executive producers and two associates so we have a pretty good group today. Let's start with

14:12 Lloyd Kransky in Perth, Western Australia. Been listening to you blokes for ages. High time I kicked in with a 333 just sent through PayPal if you ever make it down to Perth. Hitting me up showing you around okay? We'll big call out from Maynard F sharp crabs Is that Maynard in uh...in Australia? I guess Our buddy Maynard could be It must be who apart from doing a sterling job perpetuating the no agenda meme down this way was responsible for turning me into this might be Giants fanboy when he was a triple three in the 90's. I don't know what he is talking about! It's code and it's all good, John

14:53 Now Maynard's efforts must be paying off because the latest episode of Hungry Beast is right up your alley. It's called Secrets and you can download it from here, and he gave us a link He's making...Maynard is basically taking some of our formula and he's slipping it into mainstream media in australia he's getting away with it because everyone just oblivious completely I love the oblivionism of the mainstream media that are all tuned-in they're completely oblivious to what is doing you know, he has got a watcher because he's going get too good and he's gonna get canned. That's what he has go look out for when I listen to him well cause you play his clips all the time

15:32 It's like, oh man this is a little over the top don't you think? No I think he jumped the shark when he did. Chauncey Dvorak is a sausage expert! Remember that one? The sausage expert? Nah nah Nader's awesome and we love it You know what We're going to Australia Just like Chelsea Lately We gotta do an Australia trip We can do it Uh, and there's others... uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

16:20 karma. Yeah, they're on the birthday list and they're on the birthday list please I didn't mention the karma thing but last time i donated on something Kaiser put my son back on surgery schedule now he is very happy kid turning six in other words to Karma work PPS I was wondering whether to donate 111 for each of them but the magic number didn't work out so I decided to lump sum a 333 hopefully get their night by the time you become teenagers yes we hope so too yeah and then we had Joshua live from plano texas three hundred dollars member of the three hundred dollar uh... uh... three hundred number three hundred show club which we would just set a mailing out anybody out there do goes to your email today you should have a mailing right now from john c d'avori adamcury and no agenda show it's just that this is not so serious associate executive producer now he'll be an executive producer because that's the deal we made alright this isn't who was this again joshua joshua gertsen and richard

17:16 Haraznek. Yeah, it's gotta be Haraznek in Easton Pennsylvania John and Adam he is another 300 club member thanks for the great show I would like to be re-douche'd? I don't have a jingle for that. Just douchebag. Oh okay. With the exception of not contributing to No Agenda after listening for two years, I enjoy being a douchebag. Okay? That's different... And then we have one more which is not on the list which is John Schumann another member of The 300 Club and with no particular- well he might have a note but it's will have to read later because its not in his PayPal thing

18:04 So, uh... I don't think it's... I'm looking looking real quick. No. And then we have our associate executive producers which are Larry Lee, Sir Larry Lee, Granite Shoals Texas a sole member of the 259er club now he is the sole member of the 289er Club so I'm lonesome hopefully i'm not the sole member of the 289 club whoops sorry Larry Matthew Livingstone Sudbury Ontario $200 John Adams love the show and cannot think of a more positive way to invest two hundred dollars please keep up the great work and we will do that as long as you guys are helping us like this thank you man thank you so much

18:43 Yeah, that's it. Okay? That's good remember now Dvorak org Slash and a so look for the mailing just popped into my email box nice John got some of that art in there from tax but hours And it was nice little multimedia email nice Nice experience every once in a while I get carried away sometimes it works out Yeah, as long as it doesn't blow up your CSS doesn't blow up. So 300 Club is open you'll get the email about that if you have not received it maybe look in your spam although I think we've alleviated most of those problems and of course just like Hollywood everyone who receives a credit today it's a real credit

19:21 put it on any official CV, resume. You can put in on your IMDB unlike the phonies in Hollywood we will vouch for you if needed no problem so we thank our executive producer stand alone Lloyd Kransky executive producer stand-alone Sir Boris Lof Marinoff executive producers and 300 club members Joshua Gertsen Richard Rasnick and John Schumann and all there by himself as an associate executive producer and 289 Club member sir Larry Lee And of course our associate executive producer Matthew Livingstone. Thank you so much everybody else out there You know what to do? You need to go out and propagate our formula loud and proud Our formula is this we go out We hit people in the mouth

20:09 Order! Alright, say it loud and proud all you slaves. Shut up slaves! shutupslaves.com Oh I forgot PR mentions we got some good ones uh... first of all the thanks to match our who uh... was executive producer of episode two hundred fifty six also no agenda minute man he went to the twin cities auto show and he planted and no agenda showed dot com business cards in stickers on all over hot cars me since it is a long with you had great initiative i really like that uh... any has a uh... website we can't that checks out those pictures anymore stickers at toll booths yeah

20:52 So a couple of forwards that go from a brand new domain name to the noagendashow.com domain name, antidotetoignorance.com? which is a pretty good i thought uh... then we have that batch it crazy dot com nice love you long time dot com but there's got to be one of the best ones also wiki arguments dot org throw dash uh... dash shoe dot com do as your told dot com which i think uh... is one of the better ones this week are really like that one biodiversity f top ftw dot com

21:31 askcurry.com and distractedslaves.com now remember you can use any of these if you're talking to someone about the no agenda show just say, why don't you go to distracted slaves dot com people will remember stuff like that distracted slaves also I have one more Finally it's out. It is now in the app store, the No Agenda Human Resource game for iPhone iPod touch and iPad link in the show notes no agenda show dot com This is a hilarious game I'll read from the description No Agenda human resource brings everything you love about The No Agenda podcast into a playable adventure Help guide Adam Curry the crackpot and John C. Dvorak the buzzkill through this physics-based puzzle

22:13 puzzle and unlock some hidden goodies along the way also half of the profits will be donated back to the show value for value i was like thanks shane is shana who also known as peppers mama four uh... she's the one who does the final look for that type oz in the mailing said i do every time you're mailing probably because the first when i sent me a year ago was just send it isn't nasty note about the typos and said this he'd take a look at him so i should check if i always finds two or three i found one You got my input, right? Yeah. Did you take my input or...? Oh yeah absolutely! Well that wasn't a typo... That was phrasing error. No you had outshow instead of our show

22:58 Doesn't matter it's irrelevant. Good job. I was more interested in that you I said don't oh yeah, right? Right right? I said remember Yeah, I said don't forget which is a if you're gonna we talked about this on the show instead of you know You don't tell people a negative because then they'll feel so forget do it actually can remember negative information So they'd forget so I said remember and uh... yeah it's actually an error I usually don't make but well, it's your cough medicine. Yeah alright so we talked about to work there right back to the grindback to the millstone let's talk about these jabroni journalists getting all sexually excited about war well lets start with a couple of other ones that I have here which is

23:46 Let me get my... Ed Schwartz, Matt Owl. Who else you got? I've got a couple from Matt Owl. Matt Owls is interesting because here's what's interesting if you listen let's listen to the Matt Owl clip then i want to deconstruct something kind of amusing about it that i think there are two of them on here yeah and lets see what are they their Matt Owl and I've got Monger and Matt Owl too Matt, would you play longer than two? on

24:41 countries as in the lead here. The US waiting until there was a clear international consensus before doing anything on our own." I can just see him now, okay Rachel is re-invited to the White House Christmas party! Yes you could come back! So she's all for this war... Yeah way to go hey hey hey Rachel let's kill some brown people She's all for the war, but if you listen to the second clip you finally get... You finally figure out what it is. Maybe she has always been a warmonger but she likes this style. Style over substance! Did she ever care about? No, she didn't like the way Bush did it But its okay the way Obama does it

25:22 I mean it's just totally a... he gives Obama style points. So war is great if you do it this way! I agree, he kills people in style. It's much..it's ya know? He has got style about him. Doesn't bother announcing it, he just does it. He's humping and South America. Yeah listens to the UN Yeah, he kowtows to the UN who I guess are our new super lords. The UN tells him what to do and he does it? Yeah awesome let's hear how Rachel feels about it.

25:58 canceling his trade visit to Latin America as a result of this military action in Libya. And, of course the White House knew that criticism would come but their decision to go ahead with the trip anyway...to forego the chest-thumping commander in chief theater that usually goes with the start of a military intervention of any kind...that in itself is a fascinating and rather blunt demonstration on just how much this presidency is not like that of George W Bush. Is that pathetic or what? Yeah, you know he's really so awesome because you know He just kills people and then like you know chills out. And he is much casual about it. He thumps his chest. He just does it. We know why he went to Rio One of our producers had to alert us to that we totally blew that one Of course for the launch of the movie Rio which came out There was a movie coming out Rio cause there was no other reason for him to go to Rio Except to promote them

26:58 It came out while he was in Rio! The news is full of Rio, boom they've got the red carpet premiere for Rio. And Angry Birds Rio came out. Yeah I mean come on Coincidence? I think not hold on... Coincidence?! I THINK NOT So, uh... so meanwhile... Wait a minute. Rachel Maddow shame on you! Shame on you! Yeah He's not like Bush where he gets a flight jacket and a helmet because Obama can't fly It's like no, he just coolly chills go hang out play some soccer with the kids Chillin' while killin'! This is the title of this show. Chillin While Killin'. Hey man I'm just chilling while i'm killing

27:42 It's disgusting this and by the way, it's disgusting Totally disgusting. So we have one more warmonger Ed Schwartz to Ed show This guy is all over everybody who he coming He not only does the same thing and gives him style points But he actually comes out says this is a great idea Here we go not doing it the way they would want to do it President Obama has decided on a more focused, realistic approach. He's trying to give the rebels those who want democracy a fighting chance at just that and trying to stop Gaddafi this is the human thing to do from slaughtering his own people. Slaughtering!

28:21 Now, aside from all the reasons for this mission you will never convince me that Qaddafi didn't have a hand in the Lockerbie bombing. You'll never convince me that Qaddafi hasn't supplied resources to terrorists given the fact Americans died on that 747 over Lockerbie I'm all for this mission. Hey Ed, why don't we open up that investigation buddy? Why don't we take a look at the suitcases of cocaine and the CIA's involvement huh? Why don't we do that Ed? Reopen that! Mr Journalist... You know the other day, Ed Schwartz and O'Reilly are on exact same page on this because O'Reilly keeps bringing up this 20- how old when was the locker be 1988

28:59 Yes, 28 19 23 years ago. Hey if there was if you wanted a problem with Qaddafi want to do something in kind of the time frame instead of rushing You know at the last minute Why don't you go in and bomb England when they let this so-called guy behind the whole thing? Go Scotland I believe yeah well that's better probably These guys are like horrible people Like no they are horrible people so of course this is all wag the dog This whole thing is scripted and set up, and I heard this amazing report because you know we've got to have footage right So we the only footage. I've seen so far is of a plane Well, I think that guys lighter blew up while it was lightening up his joint And the things falls out of the sky

29:50 and that's the only... I've seen no bombing raids, nothing. That stupid plane we talked about last week So they have no footage of all this slaughter This holocaust according to George McCain so uh... they got it like use file footage but how do you get around it? It is all B-roll! Well listen to this They're showing the Libyan army shooting massive rockets at something and uh... it's just as you see a row of tanks shooting stuff so how do they get away with the with saying that saying that its uh... that is b-roll and by the way listen for the uh... for this show name in here as well both sides are talking top a rebel spokesperson told me or should be a spokesperson for the on new traditional government only quote we have to resolve the model is

30:44 and or we die and he says they will not surrender to gaddafi are clearly the battles are continuing in our west of mizrata a civilian population continuing to get pounded there were told that there are coalition air strikes now to try take out you got these tanks in military might uh... in that western town and south of us in our job yes strategic location about ninety miles up below bengali how that's where godot these forces have created the eastern front line and that's where rebel soldiers continue to engage those forces and are being beaten back uh... we heard of several killed in wounded yesterday and again the day before that our locals tell us they can't go home when they try to get back in they have to leave very quickly because you got these forces or in control by jobby and you mentioned that cell phone video we've got that from a local resident who told us that it would came from the fall of a good doctor soldier who dropped

31:36 So they're showing this footage of these tanks shooting at something and the way they get away with lying about where the footage comes from is some dude picked it up because a Qaddafi fighter dropped his cell phone and he had taken pictures of that with it. What a crock! That is unbelievable. Now listen, and of course his whole report is filled with you know we spoke to sources you know people some guys some dude they're not saying who but then the name crops up John here it comes. And they found it and showed us that video of that rocket attack pretty dramatic stuff We should also mention that the transitional government now has a new temporary leader His name is Mahmoud Jibril

32:24 Oh, Mahmoud Jibril John. Do you remember Mahmoud Jibril? What transitional government?! This is the one that has a website! Oh no... Yeah, Jibril is the guy that studied in Philly He's now the leader of the transitional government with a website according to George McCain It's unbelievable people! I can't watch anymore. Okay, well i have a clip then that you definitely need to listen to. This clip was... Oh sorry, I dropped my cell phone. After warmonger Maddow, I don't know what she expected from this guy but this is one of the best foreign correspondents. I've always liked his reports because they're extremely honest and they never play him on the network and they keep them off the air actually. Richard Engel from NBC News

33:18 What kind of impact is the Western intervention having on Qaddafi's forces? The strategy, at least the declared strategy is essentially to make things safe enough for the rebels that they can win on their own. Do you see anything like that happening? That's going to be a tough one. These rebels are divided into two groups, they're the volunteers and these rebels have really no military experience very little sophistication very little education A lot of bravado but when the actual fighting happens most of them run away We were with rebels today who didn't know how to load their weapons

33:57 they were dropping rounds of ammunition on the ground. A lot of them are fighting for weird conspiracy theories, I would say one in five of the rebels told me today that they're fighting because they think Gaddafi is Jewish so they do not have the same ideals that a lot of Americans probably think they do have The other group of the rebels people who've been unit that have defected from could help you talk to and if we're waiting for these uh... these defective units to go in suddenly storm the front lines i think when they have to be waiting a little bit longer i went looking for one of these top commanders here in tobrook actually the top commander into brooklyn we went through the military base and knocked on the door he decided to take today off

34:43 and i was shocked at that you would think if the u.s. military had just joined your revolution after two plus days this wouldn't be the apt time to go home and spend some time with the family that's it this is the i mean this report again this is after warmonger mad al goes on with a rant all right comes out and this is no one has been dropped you might never going to hear that clip ever again or is even getting is there even gonna be discussed so I have I had I think the clip of the week

35:20 Regarding this because of this whole thing, of course is scripted most of these jabroni journalists the JJ's They can't they came a point to Libya on a map. You know, they're just sitting there Just reading off the teleprompter and this guy on Global News I'm not quite sure what it is he comes back from a piece and I think something's wrong with the teleprompter and he tries to you know could but if you are i were there john hill we would just ignore the teleprompter and just try and get out of it but at least will be speaking english now let's have listened this guy fails and getting out of the teleprompter problem that that is from killing civilian so if it takes a ground forces going to be a ground forces meaning it may have only had just begun mark mcallister global news

36:06 Now, Defense Minister McCain-McLeod did confirm today that more than 64 18 fighter jets are spending about as much as 20 and ready to assist the 600 deployed over the amount needed. It did depend on how the NOLAN emerges RN while the university or UN mission as whole received support from all batteries in the hues of the garbons tough today excuse me I'll hand it back to you thank you mark McAllister from Japan tonight what George McCabe mcCloud he says my clouded like Sam McLeod

37:00 I gotta listen to that. That's the pathetic week of a couple of weeks. I gotta listen to a little bit of that, it's funny. Confirmed today that more than 54 18 fighter jets are spending about as much 20 and ready to assist... It's just like 100! I don't have to clip handy but this is like South Carolina Junior Miss who gave that stupid answer that's all over the internet Right You gotta give me, you gotta send me that clip. I got to mash it up with that woman That's funny It's so f- it's so funny! He just like throwing random words out University uh Georgia McLeod Yeah that's your news ladies and gentlemen Welcome to your news No wonder people like the support this show We're actually doing something for ya Well we're not buying into them...we don't have a script

37:54 It's no agenda ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, we don't have that's right there's no script that's for sure oh my goodness it's good though because uh I get to laugh this i feel so good sometimes at the news well some well it's not just at the news it's at the world Well let's yeah yeah but so I've got just to beat this up some more yeah please um I don't know. We can play this short clip of Anderson Cooper talking about how the Arab League is bailing out which is kind of funny and it's a kinda humorous clip I've got this. What is the Arab League? Let's just talk about that for second Just a bunch of the biggest moguls, these despots, a bunch of despot in Middle East who call the shots for each other Before we go to your Anderson clip... And by the way he's a handsome fellow He's good looking guy He's a good looking man George Galloway

38:56 From Gitmo Nation East was on the evening news now not the BBC unfortunately, they'll never let him on anymore But on Sky News with I think a lot of people watch he's a politician but he's kind of a weird one because he also Before the elections like no fine. No, but he was running for something like five years ago He went on celebrity Big Brother in the UK. He was in The Big Brother house and That kind of tends to mess up your credibility a little bit. I would say public but But he laid it down man, particularly about the Arab League and listen to the reporter. She's like what? What? What? What but she's completely confused She doesn't understand that that anyone would say that you know We can we have to go after Gaddafi because you know He's he's massacring people is a Holocaust duty to stop a humanitarian crisis from unfolding do you agree with him

39:46 Well, it's the double standards that get me. There are more people being gunned down innocent protesters in Yemen for example and no one would dream of invading or imposing a no-fly zone on Yemen because Yemen doesn't have oil It is so transparently an attempt to protect British companies and other Western companies' massive investments in Libya, that it is discredited in the Arab world. I saw your package saying there are Arab representatives at this meeting Who are these Arab representatives? They can't even name themselves or the countries that they come from. But we know that the Arab League came out publicly and backed the UN resolution... The Arab League is a collection of dictatorships! So, we shouldn't be dealing with our nations as well you're saying? No but don't pray them in aid of an operation that's supposed to be standing up for human rights and democracy. The Arab League

40:40 without exception is a collection of puppet presidents, corrupt kings every one of them are dictator. Every one of them now currently shooting their own people who are demonstrating for democracy Well that's right but what the alternative? Do we stand by and watch kind of killing his people? We're standing by watching the Yemen president killing his people we're standing by watching the Bahrain king killing his people so what's the difference between them and Libya everyone watching this knows the differences a dirty little three letter word. What could that three-letter word be John? Let me think, three letter word... BATS! called oil so let's not pretend it's about anything... But Libya only produces 2% of the world's oil That's my favorite Libya only produces two percent of the worlds' oil do you know how much that is dingbat

41:32 What a ditz! 2% do you know how much that is? But anyway he goes on to talk about the 50-50 billion pounds. Not to mention the fact that they have so many reserves it's ridiculous yeah and these people that are doing these sorts of interviews there, their date... theirs uneducated as apparently the rebels are in Libya. They're actors! They're hot looking babes who just read teleprompter or in that guys case not They're actors. You know yesterday I had The Miz here at the studio. You know, the irony is that I want to get a bit part in a movie! Do you know who The Miz is? No who's The Miz? The Miz is the reigning WWE champion

42:19 So, uh... these guys that you said your ladders channel surfing enough to know that little factoid. No I don't but i'd i know because these guys love the big app show and they love to have their champions whenever there's a WrestleMania come by the show So, now this guy was on MTV's Real World in 2001 and I have to say he worked it. He was in every single reality show but here is the cool thing he comes into the house It's like hey man how you doing? The guy that was over at your house Yeah at the studio, well house quote studio yeah That Miz? That Miz yeah Oh dude I'm getting Jenny McCarthy coming all kinds of...all kinds of cool people Anyway just hot babes that's all I want so I am working on a hot babe. He's a good looking guy

43:04 but he comes in and immediately is like, hey man you really did a cool thing this is pretty awesome how you've gotten to this point. This was before we start the interview He's like yeah these guys at the WWE they're so cool and they gave me couple books to read that really helped me form my image And he's talking about how he created his whole character It's completely acting Yeah no that has been that way on the WWE I know everybody knows it but its just funny The WWE rep standing right there, he's just saying all this stuff. And I really like the peacocking thing is good and my clothes are really important." And this is the guy who was supposed to be the bad hat in the WWE. Bad guy! Yeah yeah. He's telling you all of his stuff. Hilarious. So that's the media farce. By the way that's bigger than all news business put together. That whole WWE business. Oh yeah Those guys make some money

44:00 Yeah, well that guy Vince McMahon is something of a genius. I mean he almost got his daughter to win that Senate seat or whatever it was back in the... Right! Oh, I remember that now the guy's absolutely a genius yeah is perfect perfect Marketing genius as a matter effect okay so let's go back okay we're gonna try to get rid of these clips here this short one you know Anderson Cooper when we can skip really because he's so cute all right will play just want to check that it is US policy that Qaddafi needs to go. If you want talk about mixed signals there's also the Arab League 22 countries in the Middle East and North Africa which supported the UN resolution authorizing force then over the weekend it did a 180 Arab League Secretary General Amr Moussa saying his member countries wanted to see quote civilians protect, civilians protection not shelling more civilians think he should throw civilians

44:56 So there's no reporting on how like China and Russia have denounced all of this. Oh yeah, they denounced it They told but there's no reporting on it Why bother? China and Russia And obviously because that's why the whole problem started in the first place is Gaddafi was doing business with China and Russia Yeah, they were horning in our bit on our business on our deals exactly You can't do and Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton I'm going to get all these out of the way. So when the caca is hitting the fan, you want to go to the most compromised news service in the United States which is ABC News and the reason why because the new president of ABC News his sister is special advisor to President Obama so they're all like hanging out there chilling while killing

45:50 and uh... hillary clinton goes on there with the diane sawyer who is i'm convinced is a presidential mk ultra model as she's got a chip it's hard to um... it's hard to actually hear the insincerity in the fakery that's honor face walk while hillary clinton is talking but you'll hear her say things in this that by just want to kill the woman when i shouldn't say that because they can get me trouble act i'd i'd just wanna poop on You want to, the right terminology is you want to slap her. Slap her thank you but that also could be deemed as dangerous and not too bad helicopters could cover it. We bring you a headline tonight are there signs that Colonel Muammar Gaddafi and those close to him may be trying to find an exit even though Gaddafi appeared on television promising to win?

46:42 Also, as ABC News has reported on Good Morning America, Libyan diplomats say at least one of Gaddafi's sons may now have been killed. Yeah this is another thing that has been out there like one of his and by the way same script as Saddam Hussein yeah and then there's something bogus about it because as we discussed in the show when this first started did this this little event began a couple weeks ago uh... the sons except for the israel guy that guy who was always you know yelling at screaming people with the bald-headed idea they all took off to venezuela it is pretty well documented no but but let's be vague about it and lets let uh... hillary talked to ya heard this vague re myself will be in pilot

47:25 on a kamikaze mission. That was the guy who's plane fell out of the sky, that was the only one. It was a kamikaze mission? Yeah didn't you know that? They've redefined this guy crashing into the ground straight up as a kamikaze mission. Exactly. So here is what Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told us today about Qaddafi and the report about his sons There's a report that... Report! Report! We gotta deconstruct this whole thing. A report! Report! ...Duffy's sons, at least one but maybe two have been killed Can you confirm this? Well, I can't confirm it but we've heard it and we've heard a lot. Incredibly? Yeah, we hear a lot! We know a lot! We hear a lot! Well, we hear from many different sources. Sources!! And that's why I can't confirm it. I can't give any confirmation because... In other words BS. Uh-huh. You know the evidence is not sufficient but we've heard that. We've heard about other people close to him reaching out to

48:27 people that they know around the world Africa, the Middle East Europe Belgium North America Europe people in Europe calling Hillary hello Hillary when you come shopping to Paris I have some important information for you very new shoes we have new Manalo blankets for you Hillary what do we do? Listen, people around the world calling Hillary going w-w-what do we do?! What did we do! And that's why I can't confirm it. I can't give any confirmation because you know the evidence is not sufficient but we've heard that we've heard about other people close to him uh... reaching out too uh... and people that they know around the world Africa of the Middle East Europe

49:30 North why is this even on the air? She's saying nothing because it's She gets horny. I'm by being on TV. I don't know no just look, I think Diane's in Paris with her I mean, why don't know where else this interview was done and like Diane we have to do something. We have to you know does You know, we have to make it look like we're doing something over here before we go to pay for this trip Yeah Before we go see Pierre to have our hair done gotta do some business or not gonna be able to write this off Why'd you ask me some questions? And I'll just go on beyond saying what do we do how to get out of this what happens next including him, do you know where he is? well I'm not aware that he personally has reached out but i do know that people allegedly on his behalf allegedly on his...people allegedly worried about a lawsuit she used the word allegedly see she doesn't want to be caught later by the Adam and John show when they say hey remember when you said that so I said allegedly. I said allegedly have been reaching out

50:33 So that's why I say this is a very dynamic situation. It's dynamic! But are you indicating that there's some... By the way, this whole thing is chopped to bits you can hear it in the audio. ...close to him on his behalf reaching out to say how do we get out? Now here's where she smiles How does he get out? This is what we hear from so many sources Diane. It is a constant today Today yesterday the day before It's every single day, my phone is just on fire. I cannot tell you every day they're calling saying Gaddafi wants out! I know i know some of it... I'll be very uh you know as my honest say on she wants to say honest but she can't so some of it i'll be very

51:15 personal opinion uh... some of it is theater a lot of that is just the way he behaves somewhat unpredictable. He's crazy! Some of that we think is exploring you know what are my options where could I go what could I do and we would encourage that. We, The Royal Clintons, we would encourage that. We think its very good. You gave me link for the show notes about Clinton and Rice Yeah, that woman Rice. That's a UN ambassador and this other woman Powell of powers yeah power who is married to Cass Sunström that guy Sunstrom all right Sunstein Sunstrom cast Sunstrom yeah oh that's right no the power Oh of course she's the PR woman

52:05 She's the... she, right who was working for the Obama campaign and called Hillary a monster. Right And got fired but now she is big buddies with Hillary Of course She seems to be just a horrible person Well maybe that was the setup Maybe that whole thing was a set up That what I was thinking The same thing I was thinking about that article ran in the Daily Beast which we have a link too on the show notes I read it and it blames Hillary Power and Rice, the woman from the UN American ambassador to the UN for the whole thing as a...I think its just a way to blame them in case this thing falls apart because this whole deal is falling apart. It's obviously orchestrated by somebody else and they need to blame the women

52:47 and that who were all for it i mean is not like they're blameless but the point is is that there probably not really behind it because you know and as why uh... uh... you know bob on the took off now he has a lot of our work to do i gotta go to be chillin while we begin in is going to be genuine killing so he so but the thing that kit that got me and i ended up spending way too much time on this which is the fact that did the event obama's attack began on three nineteen which is the exact same day as the war in Iraq. The exact same day! Well, these elitists they love numbers I know and so i'm trying to figure out what this is relating to now I ran into a number of possibilities I'm just going to mention them casually one I figured it might be some biblical reference and there was a good one Genesis 319 I'll read from the new international version by this... Hold on hold on let me give you little uh... biblical music here

53:45 By the sweat of your brow you will eat your food until you return to the ground. Since from it, you were taken for dust you are and to dust you will return." Wow! So that's a possibility. You're nothing but dust, so we gotta look out for the dust meme. Hey I thought there was a dust meme somewhere? Then i looked up for dates and find these are any other 319 days that are interesting and I went to my...I've looked at every possible timeline I could find there's a couple interesting things in 1687 on 319 the French explorer LaSalle was murdered by his own men

54:26 the death of William III and the rise of Ann Stewart in 1702, I don't think that was it. Boston was incorporated in 1822. The US Senate ratifies the Cuban Treaty gaining naval bases in Gitmo on 3-19-1903 and by the way I think that's the date! Wow because Gitmo was founded on the same day as the Iraq war began, as this war began. And I'm calling it a war let's be honest about it and talking about people say well you know America never used to be that much into this kind of crazy you know we try to stay out there Jefferson said stay out of these these crazy situations meanwhile on this exact same day in 1924 US troops are rushed to Galicia Gupa

55:14 to Gucci Galpa, sorry as rebel forces take the Honduran capital. So we got involved in 1924 on this exact same date and some sort of a crazy military action All I know is it seemed that they rushed to hit this date on the money. Right, it was like hey man hurry up with that alright? Hey write that resolution already you know so they wrote that 1970 resolution and like hey man we gotta hit the 319er baby we gotta hit the 319er It's a little off-the-wall And then once your doing that then uh...you can go chill Everything will be good. Hey, I got let's just can we switch gears for a second cuz I'm kind of I'm kind of yeah We could shift here. Yeah, I think so Do you remember? Jamie Gorlick the name rings a bell she left the Clinton Justice Department in 1997 oh Yeah, yeah, okay go work for Fannie Mae

56:12 Right, right. We talked about... Yeah she's one of those puppets Now she was paid 26 million dollars in salary and bonuses Is that a guy or girl? You sure? Well looking at the picture it's questionable but I'd say because of the lipstick It's a woman yeah Oh it's nothing he would do let's put it that way So she was the chairman of Fannie Mae Of course, largely responsible for messing it all up. Guess what? She's seriously being considered as the new person to run the FBI! Oh no... The FBI?! And she looks like a Lucy

56:56 Oh, jeez. Whose idea is this? A banker?! Probably Lucy's idea! I don't know... She has got a... See the best way when someone is about to get screwed because they've messed it up and there have been horrible people The best thing is to put them in a high position That seems to me that seems to be the best way to do it Oh man That's a bad thing No its really bad Now it's not official of course Well the fact that it's even coming up in the conversation is pathetic. Yeah, yeah no apparently this is uh... she's on the short list It'd be cool to watch that I don't think so There are a couple other things that didn't hit the mainstream there was one report that just blew me away and we've talked about this many times and this comes on the heels of this announcement which I guess had hit the tape

57:54 uh... on the was sunday when they can see announces gonna buy a t-mobile and which of course uh... news everyone's there rooting around in the air turns out that eighteen c actually has the biggest lobbying group in uh... you know of washington so you know that this is just going to happen right visits it's issue wrote a column telling people are right their congressman this would be a bit pathetic loss of competition, it's a company buying out you know another competitor I mean everything about antitrust and we have Democrats in office. Everything about anti-trust has got written all over at large and I hate that company

58:34 Well, you're going to hate it even more. EFF who I'm not a huge fan of for my own personal reasons but they've got a whistleblower former AT&T technician Mark Klein and they've got the evidence they have PDF online everything in show notes noagendershow.com showing that AT&T You know that 611 Folsom Street in San Francisco, that big building with no windows we talk about all the time? Yeah the CIA building. Right! Or actually NSA I think... So they have a fiber optic splitter so they literally don't have like stuff installed No They just have like a big splitter on the fiber optic for everything that flows to that building and it's going right off to the NSA

59:17 Well, why would they bother doing it? Why don't they just put it in there because that building is designed for some sort of... It looks like you could take a nuke. They'd mind. All the windows are blacked out with metal? I guess what this proves is that they don't just have like Echelon or something, you know in a rack there... Well it's probably split off to take everything. The whole thing is split up but to send to MI6 because they're the ones who can analyze Americans legally who good point we don't have any information about by the way it would be that would make up for the fact that is not at their at the facility you cut his split so no i know it's it's at the facility now i'm saying that's why they've been computers to do then out of all right here used to be split off he said that my six who can do a legally and actually that makes sense because one of these experts that they uh... have analyzed this says this isn't a wire tap it's a country tap perfect

1:00:17 So just add T-Mobile to the mix. Beautiful! It's a beautiful thing. Right, because they're basically Deutsche Telekom too I mean that's where they stem from if i'm not mistaken originally Although I will say the Gitmo nation Deutschland Not really participating you know they pulled all of their stuff out They pulled all of their... They're not participating in the Arab Spring And uh..I think they tried to kill Merkel Did you hear about this? No, tell me. So she had to go to an event right on the Swiss border, Walchut Tiengen and 200 miles into its journey both engines quit Now I know a lot about helicopters because i fly them And this is a Super Puma which I have flown actually once and I've flown in them but I've actually been at the stick before

1:01:15 It's a twin engine, so first of all to have both engines go out highly unlikely. Now of course the reporting is so crappy, but you know so they go into autorotation which is what you do and You can land. You know you get one shot at it But they were I'm sure that if the terrain was okay They would have landed no problem And they were able to restart the engines on the way down from 5,000 feet you got about a minute something like that and so there to restart the engines and Merkel then wound up taking a car the rest of the way but I'm thinking EMP Because it is so unlikely that you have both engines quit and then you're able to restart at a lower altitude hmm, and That's pretty peculiar. I think it's a Why would anybody be out to get? Merkel I mean what has she done recently I know she's been Deutschland is pulled out of the whole thing they've pulled their tanks back they pull their planes back everything They pull back there not in it for some reason

1:02:20 and I think it's because Russia probably said, hey Angela you still want your oil and your gas? Then you shall stop. That could be the Russians have pretty much locked down that part of the world without having to do any military thing they just they have them hooked on their oil yeah oh yeah i mean Russia controls Europe now with their gas and everything now that they took out all the Polish government they got that pipeline running right past Poland which Poland didn't want You know, it's a long-term plan but these guys do execute. Yeah well they've always thought you have to remember the Communist Party from the get go and from late 1917 on through the 20s specialized in long term planning so they think even though there were wrong and wrong because

1:03:18 your economy necessarily, but you get into that mindset of thinking in some sort of different dimension where you're thinking long-term. You can come up with some schemes I love the chat room. Oh water and the fuel is more likely hey douchebags. I'm a pilot okay Give me a break watering the fuel So uh? She see this way with the chat room yeah well But let me just hook into what you just said about the long term thing the term Arab Spring is actually first cropped up in 2005. George W Bush was talking about the Arab Spring and there's some evidence that this is actually part of PNAC

1:04:01 the project for a new american century which is also credited with uh... planning the nine eleven attack it's very interesting if you have been these are just articles you should read and taken for what they are entering the show notes under the air arab spring heading up right project for a new americans entry i've read their material over and over again as quite interesting well a lot of what they what they uh... write about kinda comes true yes because they execute actually do it I got maybe one more thing i want to do on my 316. 319. I'm sorry, 319? I keep coming with 316 let me find it this is the long shot thing that just and again it's just something I want people to go download a copy and look at it

1:04:53 And this was very weirdly associative, but in 319 Jimmy Dorsey and his orchestra recorded one of their biggest musical successes. It became one a deck of records all-time greats Green Eyes which you can listen to if you wanted to go to YouTube So I'm thinking green eyes 1941 on the same day what does that refer to anything? And i was thinking well maybe Qaddafi's got green eyes and it's possible that he does I couldn't find out But I think his dad did for sure but Qaddafi did a book called The Green Book Really, this is amazing long shot to find this you can download a string comes in three parts It is a it is a vision of the future with all kinds of weird information. That's been ridiculed to death But if you actually look at and start reading it, it's very interesting. It's a very interesting tone So it's you know?

1:05:42 on the league of the stuff that Ho Chi Minh did but it's one of those kind of quasi-political screeds that is well worth reading at least as far as I'm concerned and you can download is it on the... but is it on the Kindle? We're going to have to put in on the Kindle. Here's Green Eyes with Tommy Dorsey. That sucks Give me Justin Bieber any day. So anyway, that's just a little kind of weird connection I made It's a stretch but i'll read his green book Yeah sounds like something we should check out Now before we leave the topic because you're talking about the airplane crapping out A helicopter

1:06:31 I have an ask Adam. Oh my goodness, I was unprepared hold on let's uh let's get a Let's get a new one here what do we have? Let's try this one okay this is another report an airline incident now which you know what there's you have to ask Adam don't want just a basket and that was okay and it is your buddy Diane Sawyer again makes a comment mm-hmm makes a comment at the end and I have to ask you about this play the clip for more than 20 harrowing minutes the tower at Reagan National Airport right ominously quiet

1:07:11 At 1210 AM, American Airlines flight 1900 from Dallas could not reach the tower after being handed over from regional controllers. The pilot executed a go-round following routine aviation procedure. Failing to raise the tower on the second approach, the pilot treated the airport as if it were uncontrolled and landed 15 minutes later, a United flight was also unable to contact anyone in the Reagan Tower. Both flights... Did he say it's happened before though? Yeah this happened before. ...landed safely

1:07:58 There was just one controller on duty at that hour. The NTSB now investigating whether he was asleep, away from his desk or there was some communication issue with the tower whatever they find Diane they are going to be reviewing those staffing levels for this airport It's just two and a half miles from the White House. Oh, Jim it must have been a nail-biting time for those guys. Nail biting! Okay here is the guy I haven't asked yet. Ask Adam question of course apparently one plane landed and 15 minutes later another plane landed with on an uncontrolled basis Question number one, there's two questions. Question number one if you're in this situation is it nail-biting time? Is it a nail biting moment? No! Well you just answered the question no! So what's happening here is the word uncontrolled is being misrepresented

1:08:50 So it is just a regular aviation term, controlled field or an uncontrolled field. 99% of all fields in the United States are uncontrolled and the way you do it is called unicom and everyone can hear you on the frequency You call it say I'm downwind coming around we're going to land on this runway and keep a lookout for me And its very normal procedure I believe... so I hadn't actually looked this up Reagan National Airport that I don't think this place is staffed before 7 a.m.. As is That there's no one on on staff, so they may have been early You know maybe the guy was taking a poop

1:09:33 It happens. Yeah, there's only one guy who can take a poop and then it's like you get in and I even heard the We should have called the poop police Oh we had a poop police jingle somewhere oh my goodness. How could i not have that in my box here? I feel really stupid now. I gotta look at that one. Oh here it is detective dookie police sp you special poopers unit who do you call who do you call when you can't win the airport is uncontrolled

1:10:18 So Diane saw her nail biting moment and was an eye roller. I hear the guy even saying like this happened before yeah the guy had to go poop if you only got one guy he's gotta poop? Well there is going to be a massive investigation about this poop. Question number two if this was such a big deal... Wait, wait, wait! You can't just fire off question number 2 without Oh, here we go. Okay so the question number two is if this two miles from the White House and this is a big nail-biting moment where's Homeland Security in the matter? Yeah

1:11:02 Well, duh. All the money we're spending on Homeland Security is the biggest police force in the... bigger than our military and where are they? Should they be involved maybe? This is a question- Should they be manning the tower I mean what's the deal? Well there's only one person to ask Lucy We don't have her we don't have an ask Lucy segment. No, we have this detective Dookie Looks like we have a pooper on our hands John We got a pooper on our hands two miles from the White House. This is bad. Oh, oh, we gotta go in Detective Dooky

1:11:39 So anyway, so that's my One I have a second ask Adam quiz if you if you want to do that now or you want to go Let's do the quiz. Let's do the quiz Or we could save that for after these no But but but play they asked Adam Okay all right and then when I played this question right off the bat No, no play the ask Adam. I just did! I didn't hear it. Oh that's a terrible one. Erase that one okay here we go so you know and i know being in the media in some way shape or form at all most of our lives

1:12:21 that advertisements are usually on shows that are, you know they're kind of customized. If you watch the evening news for example there's nothing but drug ads yeah because old people who are sick watch that and they by the way I say oh we're trying to get a younger demo which is referring to the Democrats. I say no they're not, they want to keep because they got a locked in audience of old farts that need drugs and the drug ads are the ones their selling so there never going for younger demo they don't want too because they get this thing So you can always kind of deconstruct, you can kinda reverse engineer what kind of audience is watching the show based on the ads. If your watching a show that's got a bunch of childrens' ads on it, this shows for kids and your watching it maybe you should rethink what your watching. Makes total sense

1:13:09 So now right so I'm gonna play part of an ad mm-hmm. This is ask Adams quiz You have to guess the show okay? and Pure wholesome fun the entire family will enjoy together My duck did a wonderful trick my dick can lay an egg, and just what he's so wonderful about that well Can you lay an egg These classic Shirley Temple films have stood the test of time and you'll cherish sharing these heartwarming adventures again and again with your family and friends. Bring home the magic of Sh... Okay, so this is about Shirley Temple, Shirley Temple Black who passed away a decade ago I think at least. Movies from the 30s, family entertainment. The only thing that would make sense would be Dancing With The Stars

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1:20:27 War swing on the vote de bell voking pass up bananas in Give our litch girl Don Luke oven scanners I don't have this note. Oh here it is and that was very good John, okay? Can you translate it? I betcha you can. Yeah, it means that you better be careful because of those crummy scanners. Yeah bananas are more dangerous than the crummy scanners Right, cause bananas have all this radiation By the way, I want to prop my daughter She was traveling back from Gitmo Nation Lowlands to Los Angeles, the People's Republic. And she was at Schiphol Airport and the plane was kind of late in boarding or whatever happens so they were rushing everybody through the scanner and she says no I'm not going to go through that thing it is creepy

1:21:19 and that's pretty seriously and this is like in the like it would get to consider you can uh... you can do a pat down my dad says it's creepy and i shouldn't go through it and they were like ten americans behind her and then they all started going yet we're not going through that creepy machine so the whole plane was delayed i'm still proud of our fans But for a kid, you know like 20 years old traveling by herself with all these jabroni douchebags at the airport. They even... and the chick she said the chick even went into the scanner see nothing's wrong nothings wrong she was standing in this scanner herself to show that it was safe and Christina's like no I'm not going through with my dad says is creepy and i agree. And all these Americans behind her are like yeah, we don't want just pat us down we don't go through your creepy scanner. I think America as everybody starts doing this I think people will follow suit because a lot of people who still are reluctant to... Everybody senses its creepy in bad

1:22:12 but they you know let somebody else does it for them first a woman and then they did they do it go through the process of not going to the scanner there gonna get end up being howard right into the scanner well i'm but i was so proud of her arms in other words good work yeah and i'm very proud of us great job good job okay we got mark mcclennan watertown connecticut uh... I've only known my brother Charlie for a little over a year. Charlie just lost his friend, Puppy Otis and i'm worried about him he really needs some no agenda karma. Aww that sucks poor Otis You've got Karma Alright, Charlie. Matthew Mollherder in Vancouver Washington Paul Alvis in Toronto Canada both $50 and Paul likes to say the special shout out for karma for all the five Portuguese parties that today rejected the New World Order you've got

1:23:06 yeah does the prime minister's in the Portuguese Prime Minister resigning no austerity Portugal's lived under dictators and rules and managed to remove him from office I have a clip by the way coming up this kind of interesting okay relates to this good that you that is so essentially so yeah I agree there'd be the Portuguese deserve a lot of credit course they're being doubt blasted we talked about you know what they're trying to do to it Portugal in the note in the Dvorak Horowitz show uh... spell paul elvis is steven atkins in calgary also fifty dollars also want to mention that uh... david medicine goldsboro north carolina's a first-time donor donated so it was dollars for spurred issues born three twenty five tenor name is the lila rose area that's come up with the birthday segment you know please this and then the cars since he loves the jingles of course but here's all right what's her name her name is uh... lila rose may do

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1:27:15 And I was even listening to NPR the other day, The National Treasure. God! You can't get anything from those guys they don't have anything interesting Well it actually was an interesting report about how Dutch farmers had been recruited to come and start in Iowa now they're all bankrupt It's a interesting report and i'm listening to this and then they like well we'll be right back my what? What do you mean you'll be right back?! And then they break... WHAT!? Oh yeah, they break, play some music, thank you darling They play a PSA, and then they do another sponsorship message. They break for commercials now! Wow that's terrible! Of course they can blame it on the government if you're not giving them enough billions of dollars. Wow. Stroopwafel? You ever had a stroopwafel? Is that what you're eating? Yeah. Do you know what a stroopwafel is? I think its like a bear claw isn't it? No not even close. They don't exist here

1:28:15 What is it? Explain it. It's like a small, let see... about one to four inches in diameter. It's a waffle but in the middle is molasses pressed into it and its cookie but they call it a stroopwafel like syrup waffle But it's not really a waffle, it's a cookie with thick molasses. Its Dutch you can't get anywhere but Dutch land Where'd you get it then? Well, we have people coming back and forth. What do you think I'm my kid like don't go through the scanner and bring some stroopwafels Damnit, I'm surprised they let it through this looks like a bomb No kidding Iran says they built a flying saucer Yeah good. It's about time somebody did yeah, it's um. That's called the Zoho

1:29:14 and uh... is this a joke isn't that the name of the guy in the movie there's got to have an example or that's a good movie don't mess with so hard whatever it is now it's as though how the first news agency which of course is uh... partially funded by uh... the government as if they built flying saucer when they have a picture of it and uh... it's equipped with autopilot gps It's not huge, but it's a flying saucer. It's kind of like their version of a drone. I'm just getting pounded with rain here! It's ridiculous By the way there is this human resource in Gitmo Nation Lowlands and he is a ham operator. Hey! Yeah exactly and he has been tweeting all of the stuff that he has picked up in the Libya conflict

1:30:07 And you should really follow this guy. It's really interesting, because of course now... What is his name on Twitter? Let me find it for you Of course Gitmo Nation Lowlands has also jumped in They're sending over a couple F-16s and we're sending the ships over We are all helping out with the Arab Spring! It is very important that we be apart of that But they also have Global Hawks flying around So he's picking that stuff up. And a lot of this, I mean it's not like top secret information necessarily. No it says Ham Gossip. Yeah. It's good stuff Actually this thing is called Odyssey Dawn We haven't even talked about how stupid that is

1:30:50 Yeah, you know what? You're right. Every time I see it, oh you know we've never discussed this on the show what a dumb name! And everybody has a joke for it so you know and watch all the comics one of them says it sounds like a stripper that my wife said it sounds like a stripper uh... I think John Stewart's in a sound like a cruise liner than the region cruise line. Right. What is the point of it well tell ya I'm glad somebody did some work Of course Jack Schroeder our producer from Gitmo Nation Great White North He says, all right dictionary very simple. Odyssey a long wandering and eventful journey Dawn an opening time period so of course the dawn refers to spring an odyssey means it's gonna take a long time bitches It's no play the permaclip take the All right I'll play the permaclip where'd my mouse go

1:31:44 You probably ate in that calafla or whatever they think you're eating. Calafal! Operation Odyssey Dawn Let me emphasize that we anticipate this transition to take place in a matter of days and not a matter of weeks I think Stewart said it was a yes album Oh yeah, Stewart said somebody else had it as a cruise line Yeah he had an old Yes album So the guy you want to follow is FMCNL Foxtrot Mike Charlie November Lima He's on it all the time. He's monitoring his frequencies and it was funny, so they sent two F-16s were on their way from Leeuwarden which is a base in the Netherlands and one of them had to land at Schiphol because you know his landing gear was broke

1:32:37 Typical typical Dutch Air Force Can't make it can't come because we have no more steam turbines. We'll be there tomorrow Well, that's hilarious start without us yeah I'm telling you well just a matter of days baby just a matter of days not gonna take too long I promise You you can take that to the bank It's not going to take long. I have a couple of more clips that are interesting, good uh there was one uh well i think this was O'Reilly and Britt Hume. Britt Hume was talking about O'Reilly who is a warmonger came up with this well isn't this kind of like when Reagan you know attacked you know sent a bunch of missiles over there trying to attack Qaddafi

1:33:27 Is it similar when they, you know, accepted...you know and Brigham says well the missiles that hit Qaddafi's compound. And by the way if I'm not mistaken this no-fly zone thing was supposed to take out the military installations of radar and things like that but what is...? Before you go on and I don't know I guess I missed this clip somehow there's a clip of that Diane Sawyer interview where Hillary Clinton says the language in the UN resolution was so broad but it, that's a lie. It's not true! It wasn't broad it says you gotta stop first of all take all the money that half for the resolution take all the money here is how you can spend it then the other half is no aircraft with Libyan registration can fly and you have to prevent any arm smuggling in the ports

1:34:14 That's it. It was not broad at all, it actually doesn't say blow up radar installations we were tricked into thinking that the resolution says no aircraft with Libyan registration can fly. It does says nothing about blowing stuff up I was duped even by that Well, we're blowing stuff up and we're also attacking the Libyan Qaddafi's compound. But the point of this clip is kind of interesting because there was a piece of information in here that I did not know regarding the first time we attacked the Qaddafi's compound when Reagan was president and he was irked about the blowing-up of the nightclub in Germany

1:34:53 and then play this is even spot as a odd piece of information it's just a little subtle so there are a lot of parallels to the bombing they're going on now in libya tobacco that well there some bills certainly the fact that the uh... british forces uh... taxes compound that's a direct parallel ronald reagan's uh... uh... attack on libya involved a direct attack on could not get off his compound had got off he not been warned uh... ahead of time that the military attack was coming as indeed he was uh... he probably would have been killed along with a lot of members of his family some people did die in that attack and Gaddafi basically piped down there was a prelude to this bill it should be remembered and that was that Gaddafi was making all kinds of extravagant claims about the extent of his territorial waters

1:35:41 uh... and the northern part out of from his northern border into the mediterranean claims that were rejected by the united states and others, and we had positioned naval assets in the area and had been involved in some skirmishes with libyan forces to enforce our view of where the international waters were So we were already tangling with him when this Berlin nightclub attack that you mentioned occurred and it was in the aftermath of that, the US forces hit Gaddafi. They hit his compound and they had a number of other military targets and gave him a very serious bloody nose And I think President Reagan was trying to kill him He didn't succeed in killing him but Gaddafi for a time was pretty quiet We didn't hear much about him There's no more stuff about international waters That all calmed down

1:36:24 So I think i'm too young to, there's three things that caught in there. One is Qaddafi was warned Yes! That's the one Yeah What? Well he was...I never heard this before He was warned this time too He was warned by who? Well by Anderson Cooper Anderson Cooper said we're gonna come after you Wasn't that clear? I think this is just another part of the rig game. Duh! We're gonna make it look good, you gotta get out of there because we're going to bomb your place okay?! But... I mean this guy's meeting with McCain like just recently Yeah well McCain thinks he's an interesting fellow He thinks he's a good guy and uh... This is the worst kind of theater Because a bunch of innocent civilians are getting killed left and right Duh

1:37:17 Hey, you know what I thought was kind of funny is and this just start circulating today You know we all laugh about Gaddafi in his tent. Did you see Obama's tent? He's got a tent What he's got a tent when he was on it when he was hanging out in Rio And so that in the hotel they don't want to have all the secure communication So they have a tent outside and he sits in the tent. I mean It's not like a beautiful one like Gaddafi has it's just a blue tent But he's got a tent and that's where he makes all the secure phone calls from Really? Yeah, he's got a tent. He's got all these guys they all got tents What is this ten thing all of a sudden well here it is A rare photo released by the White House shows Barack Obama fielding calls from a tent in Brazil To keep up with the events and Libya The tent is a mobile secure area known as a sensitive compartmented information facility skiff

1:38:16 Designed to allow officials to have top-secret conversations and discussions while on the move. It does have an Arabian carpet though, it's kind of nice. It's got a little rug there And he's chilling out...it's a tent! It's a blue tent with it with a desk and a phone as paperwork Yeah, yeah, it's hilarious you have the photo? Yeah, it's Skype it to me I want to see it Yeah, well I have it on the... It's on the web. Okay don't worry about it! I'll just look in the show notes and see you later. It's hilarious! That is pretty weird. Designed to withstand eavesdropping? IT'S A TENT! Are you kidding me?! This is from the BBC by the way. Phone tapping and computer hacking sensitive compartment at information facilities which is what I have here by the way also known as skiffs there it is are protected areas where classified conversations can be held

1:39:05 In order to keep abreast of events, a mobile war room was set up in his hotel so he could hold the secure conference call with Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Hillary! Did you get the Milano Blahniks yet? Get some for Michelle size 12 National Security Advisor Tom Donilon blah blah blah Robert Gates Michelle size 12 I knew yeah, I was waiting for you to catch on to that Call it doesn't make Manalo Blahnik doesn't make size twelve. It's ten wood for him That it's yeah well if he if he if we do it from a shell then I could get some for Mickey If I could afford them Do you see those things?

1:39:45 They're like $3,000. Like have some shoes- $3000! For a pair of shoes? They're not even shoes it's like some leather with a strap Why are they so expensive? Manalo Blahnik! It's a deal why why are Nikes expensive they don't cost a lot to make it's a brand and you're buying the brand You telling me that people are just buying the brand? Yeah there's gambling going on there It's this, this is the shoe that was made famous by Sex and the City. And it's like porn for chicks. Chicks just like they just get really I mean...I bet you even Rachel Maddow gets hot and horny about Manalo Blahniks. Even the name is sexy to them. Manalo Blahnik! Oh I'd just love to have a pair of Manalo Blahniks. It's like yeah well I love tranny porn They're like oh Manalo Blahniks same thing. Except tranny porn is cheaper if you're at the Japanese embassy

1:40:43 Yeah, apparently the Japanese embassy loves that stuff. So I got a commercial that I thought was interesting Oh we love some good commercials John This is going to be the beginning of a trend It's a 30 second easy commercial to deal with. It's a commercial that attacks, well one product attacks another product Oh this doesn't happen often but when it does it is usually good and starts a war Well its interesting because this is an antihistamine thats attacking another antihistamine When it doesn't even actually attack the histamine For its contraindication you know in other words those long lists of why you shouldn't take the drug Oh ok lets listen to it

1:41:22 Allergies? You think I have allergies. You're sneezing! I'm allergic to you. Don't fool, you love me Hey, you can take Allegro with fruit juice What yeah, it's on the label Really here there's nothing about juice on the Zyrtec label what labels are meant to be read I'd be lost without you. I knew you weren't allergic to me You know you can't take Allegro with orange juice Really? FYI Get Zyrtec's proven allergy relief and love the air. What happens if you take orange juice with Allegra? I never heard of this before! Did you consult the book of knowledge? But it has got to kill the sales, you can't take orange juice with Allegra why?! Did you consult the book of knowledge? I did not consult the Book of Knowledge i just picked this up this morning Do not take Allegra with fruit juice Why!? Well...I'm just reading from allegro.html such as apple orange or grapefruit hmm what's a do

1:42:21 Let's see. Let's look it up this is oh, it's I think if it messes with your thyroid That doesn't sound healthy researchers Taking the drug with juice caused its test subjects to absorb only about 1 third as much of the drug as when taking It with water Oh Okay So it doesn't, it's not harmful so that this commercial makes it sound harmful when all it does is attenuates the potency of the drug. It makes us sound... Wow! Makes you sound like you're gonna kill yourself. Oh man! No take a juice or your gonna die! Your throat will swell up and you will no be able to breathe! Wow thats funny

1:43:05 Because we, I suppose we could anticipate this. You can't take it! So someone sent me a note the other day and said why do people take these drugs when you hear all of the side effects? We deconstructed this many times on the show time to bring it up again That actually encourages people to take it. This is why the really big letters smoking kills on the cigarette packages, it actually somehow in the human brain... It's like heheheh I can defy death! Yeah, it's like the apple thing you know? I gotta take that apple even though the serpent said not too

1:43:42 And it just works. Don't question the science of it all because that's what it is Otherwise they wouldn't do it, they'd be but look at every real fast But they don't they want to accentuate everything because people apparently loved it So let me just read you this this doesn't mean you should avoid juice all day Just give the Allegra enough time to get into your system You can drink all the orange juice you want how much time? Is that four hours a Well this is interesting because this could start, it's like hey man you shouldn't be taking that cause you know that could cause anal leakage. That'll be funny if people started... That was what I was thinking when i heard this commercial the first thing you can do as you can started cuz you know all these uh these lipitor and all these different kinds of.. They could cause anal leakage! They all have slightly different contraindications

1:44:33 Just enough so that you could have exactly that commercial which I would expect oh, man You better wear Pampers if you're gonna take yeah cuz the other a newly. I am gonna be I have a commercial which is a long commercial and It's actually from CNN it's not really uh it's not billed as a commercial But it's a commercial and I and I was just so blown away because of course a lot of well We might as well just Where is it? I can't find the midnight play this all aboard trains good planes bad Every single day in the news, you know We've got states not want to take the high-speed rail money States that do want to take the high speed rail money. We got Atlas Shrugged coming out Which will be all about high speed rail of course

1:45:21 uh... so what do you gotta do what it was to watch the hill and nolton to do when when you've got a convinced the stupid slaves to go tell their representatives to get trains we're gonna do john what are you going to do all while you have a plane crash but they can't seem to do that or are you could just do comparison between trains and planes now compare so would be good gap well-suited wayway way stop that can work because Everybody, I mean planes are more modern. They're the future they're the way to go and trains are really 17th 16th 7th I guess 18th century 19th century technology old funky things that are great for moving you know huge amounts of traffic of cargo but they're not for moving people there their idiotic actually at this point in history well you are one silly slave my friend John C Dvorak huh

1:46:14 You have no idea how efficient and comfortable and great, slow trains are compared to planes. Riding the rails or flying the skies? This is not a race but a test in satisfaction. So right off the bat this is NOT A RACE! It's a test in satisfaction. From Washington DC to New York City and the good thing about the Northeast Corridor is that travelers can either take the train or plane to get there, and on this leg we're taking Amtrak Xela And by the way note in this she's not showing any of the bull crap of getting to the train station finding a place to park with the cost of the taxi or whatever you get none of that! We just step onto the train as if we've transported teleported magically from our home

1:47:00 Ladies and gentlemen, good morning. With a ticket to ride get on board and choose your seat There's a cafe car if you're hungry free Wi-Fi if you need it And a quiet car for some peace Why do you choose the train rather than plane? The first year I moved to DC from New York City I did the plane and I ended up on the tarmac four hours on end I like the fact that... It gets better The trains aren't late The trains aren't late. They're dependable. While traveling by train... What? Yeah, they're dependable! They're dependable. Pshh pshh. ...takes longer passengers say they don't want to pay more taxes to create high speed rail Travelers say the benefits of riding versus flying are enough It's cheaper but it's a lot more convenient I can arrive at the station five minutes before the train arrives instead of an hour or hour and a half earlier

1:47:52 Many train riders say they like how comfortable the ride is, how big the seats are. She has measuring tape she's measuring the seat now and in fact this space they get there's more than three feet from the seat in front of them and electronic devices are welcome to stay on you can walk around or not Just remember your stop. Alright, here's our final destination just under three hours later and we're here at the Big Apple. Alright three hours but it was so comfortable! Yeah I was from Penn Station to Grand Central now let's go back I'm here at LaGuardia airport and we're going to go from New York back to the nation's capital. I'll be flying on a Delta shuttle, and now it's time to go through security Oh! Well you forgot all the securitee when you got off the train wasn't there a Viper team there? Here is a dedicated security line for shorter commuter flights but still those shoes have to come off It's really quick really convenient no complaints

1:48:57 Unlike most flights arrive early or late changing your shuttle flight is free of charge But frequent flyers say there is some unpredictability. It's tremendously variable based on the weather Based on the traffic this guy by the way looks like her colleague at the PR company totally he'd like a total PR douchebag and just about any other factor that can take from anywhere between an hour to three hours. Once we close the main cabin door, it'll be time to turn off and so all portable electronic devices... What are you gonna do if you have an important phone call? You can't get it while you're on the plane! Oh no! What are ya gonna do?! Sometimes that's an advantage uh.. To be out of touch for a little bit but

1:49:37 That is one of the downsides of flying. It's your me time! On flights there are more restrictions, smaller luggage bins and... Did she just laugh? Did she just giggle?! Yeah Yeah, she giggled. Right in the middle of the piece of the package she giggled? She's getting paid for this. Narrower seats... And she is measuring the seats! The little perk on this short flight free beer. We landed here in Washington DC just an hour and 15 minutes since takeoff so ride or fly it all may come down to the distance if you even have an option Sandra Endo CNN Washington Alright Sandra Endos F U

1:50:16 Chill how did she get this pass on I got a great idea. I have it's amazing idea I'd like to do a piece where I compare our flight trains two planes This is really good um by the way, I think the US High-Speed Rail Association will buy some airtime if we do this peace This peace which are me time? This is news uh... i think that's a clip of the day it's uh... it so and meanwhile here's what happens with your trains get my nation east uh... the report actually says southwest trains used to take these stands accused of attempting to provide more seating on its service between london in portsmouth by sports but this huge place very important uh... train line this by simply reducing the width of seats to such a degree they're only suitable for commuters without elbows

1:51:12 and there's no it's like that they're just squished into like sardines will be like japan which is what the future is if we keep at this pace unbelievable on but leaveable yeah that piece was uh... yeah badges are just blew me if you want to see you can find no gender show dot com at the end of show notes and that uh... you know i got a lot of notes as well from people who love my farrakhan clip from last week and actually said i'm donating because of its neither here or there But that clip was removed from YouTube for being a scam. The YouTube page says this video has been removed because it was probably a scam. What? A scam?! By the way, although it was an edited down version which is what I was recommending not that I didn't like the clip

1:52:05 everybody on all the right-wing talk show ran that clip on Monday which was of course after our it was a Monday afternoon which was over 24 hours after we had discovered it. Right, of course and i thought that was hilarious yeah well it was good now I have an end of show clip that we can either play now or replay at the end of show uh... what will do to the end of the show what would just tell me where there's a queue up its the well I don't have my list but is the guest in it's the I'll tell you who it is, and it's probably on the clip there. It's Daniel Hannan from the EU he's one of the EU Parliament members and a conservative. Yeah Britain in the EU is the clip I guess? Yeah and he uh... of course does not quite as uh... He's not Nigel Farage but he just is a classic I think its support tense for what's gonna with the EU or what Britain starting to think they want to get out

1:53:07 of the EU. He talks about this, they want to get out and they want to re-establish a kind of mutual some sort of an arrangement with Canada the United States Australia New Zealand is some sort not if the old Commonwealth by any means but some sort group of english-speaking like minded people that can do better work if we're working with each other rather than with the EU who he condemns. Nah, sounds like an end of show clip for sure That's what I was thinking that why I said it was in the show clip March 17th, First Lady Michelle Obama along with school children from Bancroft and Tubman elementary schools joined forces for the third planting season of the White House Kitchen Garden yesterday. And this was a nice news event. Family members and others need to know what you are learning emphasized the first lady we want you to pass this information on especially go home and get your parents and grandparents and aunts and uncles to cook some vegetables and make sure you're trying new things

1:54:10 A lot of times they won't try to cook new things because you won't eat them. Asked if the garden, now in its third season would be certified organic a spokesperson said no we're not going to go there Why? Because you can't get your garden certified organic anymore because of the Codex Alimentarius it's impossible but actually say I know we're not gonna go there No we really don't want to go there because no one can get its certified organic Because he had this probably Monsanto, you know whenever Ted Rumsfeld comes to visit his Monsanto seeds are falling out of his hair and contaminating the White House kitchen garden. We're not gonna go there? He actually said that?! Yeah! Who?? It says a spokesperson... Spokes-hole unfortunately yeah we don't know And I don't know if this is new news or old news I thought i'd heard this before Oh it IS old news... crap

1:55:10 Monsanto confirming they don't have any genetically modified food in their company cafeteria. Is that right? Yeah, there's a little notice uh... advising customers as far as practical gm soya and maize has been removed from all food products served in our restaurant we have taken steps to ensure that you are visitor can feel confident in the food we serve but taking out all their own crap well they don't kill your old people at it a little of months and over that everybody good job guys you kill me

1:55:55 uh... in the demon drink category i'm sure everyone's heard about this one that uh... again his mother's against their drunk driving over the hell is now saying we have to take out all of our iphone apps out of the app store that alert drivers to do you like checkpoints although that was three uh... congress people Chuck Schumer being one of them. And I wrote a column on this in PCMag.com What was the gist of your column? Condemning these four idiots because they're trying... what I think it's actually proven that when people know about checkpoints, they actually drive safer

1:56:33 Yeah, I said that's important. Also not everybody wants to know about checkpoints because they're drunk because they don't want to sit in a line and go through a checkpoint being treated like a criminal They're nice to avoid. And then if you want to take this to the next level which is what i think they are trying to do here which is interfere government interference with actual commerce by buttoning on apps I think that what do they do about the apps that show you where the speed traps are? Oh, that's next. Speeding kills more people than drunk drivers do! That's next That's next we're talking about that's next. Yeah, it's on the list duh these four creeps these four I mean It's re it's actually senators is Harry Reed Schumer Lautenberg and udall yeah And you'd all and these guys should be voted out of office They're just trying to this is the same thing as like the FCC is trying to Horn in on the internet and now these guys are they want the government to be able to approve apps? Yeah That's what we don't need

1:57:33 Yeah, this is not it. This is not a good development go Android is what I say go Android you can circumvent every single store yeah You don't have them strong arming Apple. You know Apple's gonna pull it cuz they're don't knuckle under yeah well they also pulled the The gay app was that yeah change you from gator straight app yeah which is a cool app by the way I mean it's really working for me. I've gone from Bicurious to Bicurial. This thing was done for you. Yeah, couple of magic numbers here let's see we have members from the Federal Reserve i wonder if you taught... By the way they have to disclose their five days or four days now to disclose all the banks that gave all that money too

1:58:25 you watch in four days from now something big's gonna happen. Something really, really big. So we need to cover it up? Exactly! I mean stay away from everything. Let's make that a... put it on the prediction list. So there'll be another Monday or next Thursday show will know. Yeah There is going to be some huge event and maybe they popped Elizabeth Taylor too soon Maybe they should have held on And I feel bad saying this But it was a huge distraction, let's be honest. And by the way everyone is like such a sad event... No I'm like you know she had a great life

1:59:13 uh... beautiful woman fantastic she lived life to the max and that she was in she was messed up i think she was dot time happy to go i can only imagine this is just yet you don't want to live like that well so the pictures of her in a new inquiry were tragic jersey as an assistant they're releasing pictures are until happy for all these retrospectives it is good uh... and i hope some of the younger kids actually remember Yeah, but then it's like oh you're the Kim Kardashian of her day. Oh excuse me I now have to puke what that's a good please Kim Kardashian of her day give me a break she actually worked for a living Operating expenses for the Fed and its 12 regional banks by my mom by the way loved Elizabeth Taylor She'd I think all women at my mom's age were just crazy about her yeah Hope they're having us scotch up there

2:00:04 uh... as well we do back to use five of five points or seven billion from four point ninety eight billion includes a hundred and for a hundred billion for board of governors up what a hundred billion dollars for board of governors operating expenses how big is this board of governor's how much just i can't but i miss this the operating expenses for the fed and it's twelve regional banks rose uh... two five billion dollars That includes $1 billion for Board of Governors operating expenses.

2:00:52 So that's up from $888 million and then here it comes, $33 million for the new Bureau of Consumer Financial Protection. What does that tell you? Hey consumers! 33! You're gonna get screwed...you ain't gonna get nothing consumer protection and uh... thirty three countries will participate wednesday in the caribbean regions first full-scale tsunami warning exercise called kareem wave eleven my goodness it doesn't get any better than that you've got thirty three countries incurred rebut wave eleven and oceans fifteen i mean please needed to stop it just throw it in my face now when they do this stuff is sad

2:01:39 But luckily, Canadian pop sensation Justin Bieber and Irish rockers U2 will be amongst the artists featured on a digital-only album being rushed out by Universal Music to raise funds for Japan's earthquake and tsunami victims. Also confirmed Rihanna, Bon Jovi and Nicki Minaj! So I think we still might have a telethon in our future if gaga comes in she's also on universal so if gaga will come and then I think I think it'll happen well of gaga comes into yeah absolutely we've got a show we'll see them were good to go and then this is just the little love little diddy here I love comparing industries one to another arm the entire annual market for Viagra two billion dollars

2:02:44 medical marijuana is 1.7 billion dollars and I think it does the same thing hmm pretty good huh yeah interesting find if it's really if its true and I'm sure it from some study but because that's how news made by just I was kind of interesting like that and uh... i think that's a john you got anything at what is said you gotta napolitano clip it if we could leave on the on a lucy high they'll be great well no it's not lucy nepal as judge of that's no good and yes i thought that this is the but it's not let me say guy ranting on hillary he's gotta guest on yeah and uh... just to wrap up with some hillary stuff we can do that since it's a man tay hillary screed from doug shown against who it is

2:03:36 It's kind of interesting, you can play it until you get bored of it. I also have the Obama rationale for something or other which I thought was kind of amusing... Let's do something amusing! I just want one last clip to get at him. Well I think Obama mumbling about stuff is kinda funny Okay let's listen to that then Here we go We will continue to support the efforts to protect the Libyan people But we will not be in the lead. That's what the transition that I discussed has always been designed to do when this transition takes place, it is not going to be our planes that are maintaining the no-fly zone

2:04:13 It is not going to be our ships that are necessarily involved in enforcing the arms embargo. That's precisely what the other coalition partners are gonna do, and that's why building this international coalition has been so important because it means that the United States is not bearing all of the costs." "...did confirm today that more than 64 fighter jets are spending about as much as 20... and i think that's the same guy he even tricked you is the same guy right here isn't it uh... uh... trickery and then uh... instead of so i was so we'll finish this job with the britain clips of people should stand by at the end and there which which is a little guy conservative from england kind of they he's in aspen at some meeting their having uh... where the british are kinda deconstructing our

2:05:08 our situation in the United States, but essentially they're there to whine about the EU and what they really like to see. And I think it's kind of an interesting... I think it's interesting because I think they're thinking along the lines that this guy is thinking at least in the Conservative Party of the UK. And after that Mr Oyls crude show on Noah Jenna Stream dot com for those of you listening remember we've got Noah Jenna News Network dot com rocking out there And some upgrades coming to that again in the next week or two, but already a lot of producers signed on and helping out That's highly appreciated Stay tuned for all of that and remember to help us out vorac.org slash A company you've written under I'm sorry go ahead and don't forget to check your email boxes and right onto your spam filters and pull that Email we sent out about the 300 Club

2:06:00 Here at the crackpot command center in the watchtower thingy. In my tent! My tent in the rain I'm Adam Curry And curiously, the rain has now ceased after... Basically barely here this show because of this pounding rain and here in northern Silicon Valley where it's wet. I am John C. Dvorak We will talk to you again on Sunday for early morning service right here on NOAgenda In the UK, you've just had a conservative government. Where are you going with that? Are you going to get less Europe, less welfare state? Well we are making some sensible welfare reforms as probably the single best thing that new government is doing

2:06:47 But the government has run up again and again against the reality of its EU treaty obligations. It finds that even the smallest domestic reforms turn out to be against some EU directive or other. So last week, David Cameron had this big idea who's... The one thing he says he wants to be remembered for which he calls The Big Society and it'll be familiar in its theory to an audience like this if not in his specifics His idea is that there is a space between the state and the individual, the sphere of civic society in churches and charities. And they should be doing loads of things that the government is currently doing. Brilliant idea! We would all agree with that conservative libertarian. He was going to fund this transition by using money that has gone unclaimed in bank accounts for 25 years or something. In other words it's forgotten just sitting there and currently isn't doing anything

2:07:43 The day before he announced the policy, he was told that that was against EU law. Now my point is not that you should or shouldn't be able to access defunct bank accounts it's what the devil does this have to do with the European Union? How did that become a cross-border issue And this is what we've come up against again and again. I mean, I discovered the other day that I am obliged by EU law to keep my children in car seats when I drive them around until they reach the age of 12! I had been looking forward to discarding the wretched yoghurt-encrusted blobs at a much earlier stage than that

2:08:20 I speak obviously of the car seats, not of the children. Now some of you might think that makes me a very irresponsible dad but the point is whichever side of that you're on how did it ever become an international question that the EU had to decide on and then impose uniformly on half-a-billion people? That's the kind of issue here that your state legislators would decide or not even your federal ones and yet in Europe its decided at international level and thats the basic problem More than 80% of our laws are coming from Brussels, from people that nobody has voted for. This is the opposite of your system! Your constitution was based around the dispersal of power, freedom of citizen, maximisation of democracy... The EU was based on

2:09:02 Line 1 of Clause 1 of the opening treaty of Rome on the ever closer union, i.e., on centralization of power and from that basic design flaw flow all of the problems I look forward to the day when United Kingdom becomes an independent country we have a vote on this voters are confident my countrymen will reestablish their sovereignty And I look forward to our forming a closer non-governmental but genuine organic union with other English speaking peoples Because when we have looked at the greatest threats to freedom of the last few hundred years, and we look who defends them it's the same countries whose names keep coming up again and again. United States, United Kingdom Canada Australia New Zealand

2:09:48 And that to me, that is a genuine union based on speech, on law, on history and on affinity of values. Not on governments or treaties or trade I think we would be much happier people if we rediscovered our global location and our ancient friendship with you. Let me emphasize that Anticipate this transition to take place in a matter of days and not a matter of weeks. Detective Dookie! Detective Dookie! Poop Police! SPU, Special Poopers Unit. Dvorak dot org slash N-A