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No Agenda Grocery Bags, Branding and Show Memes
The hosts discuss producing No Agenda branded reusable grocery bags. They brainstorm which show memes and jingles to include on the bags, such as "Shut up slave," "Living the mac and cheese life," and the number "33." The goal is to create a "weird" conversation piece for listeners to use in public.
Teaching the "Shut Up Slave" Catchphrase to a Parrot
Adam Curry attempts to teach John C. Dvorak's parrot, Skylar, the show's "Shut Up Slave" catchphrase by shouting it through the Skype connection. Dvorak notes that his wife, Mimi, is the "crazy bird lady" and that the bird already makes various animal sounds. The segment concludes with the formal "knighting" of donors Adam Johnson, Frank Ajinsat, and Paul J. Sandowski into the No Agenda Roundtable.
The hosts review various PR initiatives, including new domain names like SpaceBat.com. They play a YouTube clip of a six-year-old girl named Lizzy auditioning for No Agenda voiceovers, specifically the "Shut up, slave!" catchphrase. They propose a "cattle call" for more child-voiced stingers.
A video from a listener shows a young child named Damien singing along to the podcast's "Shut up, slave" catchphrase. The clip is presented as a humorous example of the show's reach and the "indoctrination" of the next generation of producers.
Producers have registered various domain names to support the show's memes, including "TerminatorDrone.com" and "DouchebagBoys.com." A discussion about promotional business cards leads to a correction regarding the website "ShutUpSlaves.com," after a previous version accidentally pointed to an adult site. The hosts encourage listeners to "propagate the formula" by sharing the show's unique analysis.
