Episode 500 · Sunday, 31 March 2013

Codeword Austin

A suspicious North Korean strike map puts a bullseye on Texas while global banking shifts toward Cyprus-style bail-ins and the American postal service faces a manufactured collapse.

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About this episode

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has allegedly targeted Austin, Texas, in a high-resolution military strike map featuring missile trails aimed at the U.S. mainland. While the North Korean news agency hosted a low-resolution version, the detailed map surfaced with a Getty Images copyright, raising questions about the authenticity of the propaganda. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak analyze the strategic focus on Austin, noting the city's high concentration of retired intelligence officials and its potential use as a media code word.

Secondary reports highlight the 2013 Canadian budget's inclusion of bank bail-in policies similar to the depositor seizures in Cyprus, while investor Jim Rogers warns of the danger to private savings. In the United States, the Department of Homeland Security faces scrutiny over the $7,000 cost of green card processing and the arrest of Eric Harroun, the so-called Facebook Jihadi, for using an RPG classified as a weapon of mass destruction. Media shifts continue as Soledad O'Brien exits CNN and Kate Bolduan, wife of Carlyle Group's Michael D. Gershenson, takes her place. Meanwhile, the USPS crisis is identified as a manufactured result of a 75-year retiree health pre-funding requirement designed to benefit private carriers like FedEx.

In a moment of milestone reflection for the 500th episode, the hosts celebrate the value-for-value model with a baronetcy for AJ Rystad and a deep dive into the Mac and Cheese Life. The segment concludes with a look at a 1960 Austin Civil Defense film where citizens are instructed to hide in sub-basements to survive a nuclear blast on the Edwards Plateau.


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CHAPTER 01 / 35 Discussion

No Agenda Episode 500, Austin Target and Kim Jong-un

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the 500th episode of the No Agenda show from Austin, Texas, and Northern Silicon Valley. The hosts joke about North Korean leader Kim Jong-un allegedly targeting Austin in a military strike plan. Dvorak questions the validity of the threat while Curry notes the high concentration of retired intelligence officials living in the Austin area.

adam curry· john c. dvorak· episode 500· austin· kim jong-un· north korea· travis heights

00:00 your protection for, you know, the police state, stock up on mac and cheese. Adam Curry, John C. DeVore Act. It's Sunday, March 31st, 2013, time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 500! This is no agenda. In the fallout shelter here at the Travis Heights hideout where SoCo meets MoFo in the capital of the drone star state, Austin Tatehouse. In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry. From northern Silicon Valley where I ask the question, 500 what? I'm John C. Dupre. It's Crackpot and Boothill. In the morning. And we're off to a great start. There we go. Yeah, that's the way it goes. Yeah, sorry. Just like the 500 shows. Yeah, for some reason you just like went really soft on me.

00:45 Oh, well thank you for nothing. Yeah, it's okay. Well, happy 500, John. Wow! Yeah. Very few people can do 500 of anything. Yeah, do 500 push-ups. Right? Do 500, uh, nice things. Just do, just, how many, can you count 500 nice things you've done in your life? Oh, psh, easy. You? Really? Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah, wow man. Well anyway, it's been a pleasure John. Okay adios. Well it may be adios. I mean seriously, you know Austin, Texas is targeted by the evil Kim Jong-un. For obvious reasons. One of the prime targets. He hits our show. That's why I can't get into that country. They mocked my father's wine collection.

CHAPTER 03 / 35 Discussion

Civil Defense Propaganda, 1960 Austin Nuclear Attack Film

A 1960 Civil Defense propaganda film depicts a fictional nuclear attack on Austin, Texas, to instruct citizens on using fallout shelters. The film features a nuclear explosion occurring 25 miles west of the city in the Edwards Plateau and provides instructions for staying in sub-basements. The hosts note the similarity between historical fear-mongering and modern media narratives.

civil defense· austin· nuclear attack· fallout shelters· propaganda· edwards plateau

05:58 and now they had fallout shelters yes and duck and cover and there's a 25 minute propaganda video about us about a nuclear attack on Austin that I have to share a little bit with you because there's a whole setup and you know and the whole idea is follow instructions shut up slave go to the fallout shelter don't ask questions And, you know, so there's one guy, he's like, he's trying to escape out of town. He runs out of gas. He flees on foot. And of course, you know, he's going to perish. But here is the relevant piece of what we are looking forward to since 1960. By now the streets of Austin are almost deserted. That's right. Now they have shot after shot. There's South Congress. There's the Capitol. There's the streets.

06:53 Deadly, deadly silent. Everyone's in the shelter. Everyone is where they should be, following instructions. And then at 19 minutes past the original alert... Now pay attention to the music! A nuclear explosion occurs 25 miles to the west of Austin in the hills of the Edwards Plateau. Wait wait listen to the music listen to the music Is that coincidence or what it's the beach front It's our pre pre stream music Yeah, well not everybody

07:51 So uh... They're showing a bunch of devastation. Yeah, they're showing the devastation. Here it is. Here it is. Here, listen to this. An explosion, presumed to be nuclear, has occurred near Austin. Persons in shelters, stay where you are. Those who are not in shelters should take cover immediately. If shelters are not available, go to a sub-basement. If a sub-basement is not readily accessible, proceed to the nearest building. Close all doors and windows. Stay on the first floor near the center of the house. And it just goes, I'll play the epilogue at the end of the show. Where everyone lives except for the guy who ran away. For which this news is no longer relevant. Yeah, so this is, this is, it's like, it's just an update on the same old stupid, didn't JFK have this script? Only was the Russians. Well, yeah, I mean everyone's

CHAPTER 04 / 35 Discussion

CNN Nuclear Threat Coverage, Jeff Zucker and Dirty Nukes

CNN coverage of North Korean nuclear threats is analyzed, focusing on the rhetoric used by Aaron Burnett and Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel. The discussion highlights the use of the word "bellicose" as a coordinated talking point across news outlets. Speculation is offered that CNN President Jeff Zucker encourages anchors to mention "dirty bombs" in Times Square to maintain viewer engagement through fear.

cnn· jeff zucker· aaron burnett· chuck hagel· dirty bombs· north korea· bellicose

08:50 It's just kind of a well and get a headache that we have to continually frightened I mean you I can see somebody in the government think well, you know just in case better be safe than sorry Well, no, it's worse than that John. It's work because the news media here's um, okay Here is a an expert former Pentagon guy, you know, everyone's rolled out. He he thinks it's so funny He's actually snickering when he's saying, oh yeah, because the question is from, and this is CNN is just, I mean, Jeff Zucker, who's now running the show over there, he's just like, I don't know, he must get two paychecks. You know, one from the White House and one from Time Warner.

09:33 So this is crazy how they're just rubbing it in your face. Okay, now Kim Jong-un is saying he is being provoked because of the US military exercises taking place in South Korea. So why would the US... Hold it, hold it. He's saying so they have a clip of him actually talking and saying this? That's what Kim Jong-un is saying. Thank you. So they have a clip. No, of course not. This is this is what's so beautiful. This is this is how the giant telescreen works the giant voices make it up And they say he's saying but we don't know that he is saying and they don't have a clip I think they could have gone one step further and they could have said sources are saying Kim Jong-un is saying that would have been even better. Well, that's really throwing it. That's really yeah, okay Just play it but the b-roll while while this is being stated as fact is

10:22 is you know of him looking out the bunker window with the binoculars. This is how it works. This is a good one. It's my favorite. I love it. And he's up at the demilitarized zone. You know that's why Obama did that thing and he has the binoculars on the other side. I mean it's built this image for us like, hey I see you, I see you, I see you. I guess stealth bombers. uh... for these kind of attack practices given that climate right now and i want to react to anything father do you think that was the guy laughing at nobody's going to she's saying what is going on with this he says was released like the first yeah uh... because he knows the whole things a scam to set up here

11:07 Given the climate right now involving North Korea. Mm-hmm, right now the Yeah, okay, oh you want me to answer this stupid question I gotta get some guy with no sense of humor to do these things. Otherwise you risk the guy laughing Oh, well, I'm glad you asked because the Aaron Burnett as we say here in Austin Target Target Austin she had a spoke that the spokeshole on from the Pentagon and And he had no humor, but she was just shoveling it on so high. And you know, we keep taking it. Maybe that's all this country can do. We keep taking it. How do you respond to that?

11:48 Well, provocative behavior is not exactly new in North Korean history. This has been something they've done for decades. So they go through these cycles from time to time and we have to deal with them. We have to be sober, calm, cool, collected about these periods. That's what we're doing right now. Why can't we be drunk? I think that would be much funnier. And we are assuring our South Korean allies day to day that we stand with them in the face of this. This is not a good answer. Aaron, do something about it. I guess the question always is, you know, you want to be sober and calm, but mistakes can happen. And the Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel spoke a little bit about that today, about the fine line here. Here he is. Remember Chuck Hagel, the guy who's a total nincompoop, couldn't answer any question right, had to go back and restate his answers because they were so wrong. He definitely has no sense

12:38 sense of humor. He is perfect and he of course is going to ratchet it up a little bit but just enough for Aaron to really hammer it home. You only need to be wrong once. And I don't know what president or what chairman or what Secretary of Defense wants to be wrong once when it comes to nuclear threats. How can you ensure you won't be wrong on this? Okay, good question. Stand by because she's going to hammer it. The secretary is absolutely right. There's always the risk of miscalculation and we have guarded against miscalculation on the Korean Peninsula for over 60 years. And the secretary and the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, it's their job to ensure that our military is prepared. Okay, so now I'm Jeff Zucker. I'm the new head of programming at CNN. I'm in the control booth and this is boring me to tears now.

13:29 Like, so I'm gonna talk into Aaron's IFB, which is the little earpiece he has in. What does that stand for again, IFB? I used to know... We used to know that stuff, didn't we? Inter... Interfold... It's like intercom foldback, I think is what it is? Something, yeah, something crazy. I'll look it up. Alright, alright, so, okay. Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron. Dirty nukes, dirty nukes. Come on, Aaron, we've got to scare the people. Citizens are bored of this crap. You know, some people have said, well, of course there's actually bombing the United States, and they don't yet have the capability to do that with a nuclear warhead. Some people, I'd like to point out. That was probably me, Jeff Zucker, in her ear. They do have the capability, and some experts have been on this program saying that they would, if they could, create some sort of a nuclear dirty bomb and put it, say, in the middle of Times Square. Yeah! Hold on a second. Yeah, now you're talking, Aaron. Yeah, that's giving it to her. What would be the point of this? To scare you!

14:27 By the way IFB stands for independent fashion blogger. Oh no, no, I'm sorry. Interruptible foldback. I had the foldback part right? Interruptible. That's when I think we still had tubes. We had tubes. We had the interruptible foldback. Hey, I'll call you on the interruptible foldback. How far we've come from that to Skype, eh? Oh man. And both of us have witnessed those technologies in our lifetime. I still have a custom-made IFB. I have one somewhere. I keep it just in case. I have my own IFB. You have your own? To use the sneezing when they provide you at the studio. I used to do that too. I have my own IFB.

15:17 and the audio guy was like, really? Actually, audio guys appreciate that stuff. It's less work for them. I had an audio guy tell me once, not to get completely off the subject with Inside Baseball, but he said it would be really cool if you brought your own lapel mic and you told the guy what your notch was. Oh, your notch filter, nice. Very nice. Anyway, this is the word that I've only got one clip But I could have clipped this a million times in the past two days. It's our favorite word. South Koreans have grown used to bellicose threats from across the border. Yeah, I'm telling you, everywhere, everyone's using the term now, bellicose. Bellicose? Yeah, everyone's using the term bellicose. You pay attention to it. That was bellicose. We talked about that. The president started this with bellicose. It's a part of the talking point. When someone uses that word, then you know it's a part of the talking point.

CHAPTER 05 / 35 Discussion

Dennis Rodman, Harlem Globetrotters and North Korea Tourism

Dennis Rodman's visit to North Korea included the Harlem Globetrotters, a detail the hosts suggest was underreported. A theory is proposed that North Korea seeks to become a global tourist destination, potentially involving Disney or Live Nation. The involvement of Vice Corporation in documenting the trip is also noted.

dennis rodman· harlem globetrotters· north korea· disney· tourism· vice corporation

16:12 The talking point, but that's all that it is. It's just one point. They use the word belly coast I think because because it immediately conjures up the image of Kim Jong-un So I went looking to see I was trying to find out more about the North Korean news agency and I'm on their site and and I see that Dennis Rodman was there but he was not alone. See this was not reported properly. He was there with... the Harlem Globetrotters. Oh, I didn't know he brought the Globetrotters with him. Yeah. That's a lot of people. And this was underreported to say the least. And I'm like, because you have a great thesis that after we listened to my uncle Don, who we think is right, they just want to be a part of society, the global society, which includes like not being told to shut up slave and stand in the corner.

17:11 and uh... and you know they want peace they want peace he wants the armistice he says he wants to get this war over with which has never been disclosed right and and we won't even talk to him about how we can do that we go it'd be beneath us to talk about it. What is the deal going on? That's actually one of the reasons I'd like to go there and ask the North Koreans, what is the problem? What's the hang-up? Why are we, the USA, stretching this thing out forever? Is there oil up there that we want to get a hold of or what? Well, your thesis was, probably by the way, your thesis was that North Korea wants to be a tourist destination. Yeah, no, I still believe that. Well, who owns a majority stake in the Harlem Globetrotters?

18:00 Ah, that big live nation or one of these big tourist guys. Them and Disney. Disney. Disney. Disney parks, Disneyland, Disneyland North Korea, baby. Put it in the book. Put it in the book. I'm still waiting for the hostage crisis in Israel. Oh, oh, we're gonna be like that? Okay. Okay, I'm sorry. I don't want you to start calling me out either. How about Nelson Mandela dying at New Year's? Bush, Bush, Bush. I'll tell you what, they put the plug back in the books because they thought Hillary was going to kick it. Then Bush wanted to see that he didn't want to get the guy plugged in again. So he's going to go for a while. The moment. Well, here's so here's what I've heard. It's been a while. So, yeah, by the way,

18:59 By the way, Disneyland in North Korea is not much of a stretch. I mean it makes nothing but sense. It does. The Koreans love that sort of thing. Of course. Of course. I'm not really joking. No, no. I would sign on to that prediction. Who owns Vice Corporation by the way? They're completely independent, you sure? I'm pretty sure, yeah. Yeah, no one's independent anymore. Except us. Well, I think these guys are pretty independent. That's why you don't see them blended in much with anything, with any coverage. Vice started as a... Oh, here we go, Vice. Started in 1994 as a newsprint monthly in Montreal. Oh, they're Canadian. Oh well, that explains it.

CHAPTER 06 / 35 Discussion

Nelson Mandela Health Status, Media Obituary Preparation

Media organizations and Time Magazine are reportedly preparing obituary packages as Nelson Mandela's health declines at age 94. The hosts compare the temperaments of President Barack Obama and Mandela, referencing a 2005 meeting between the two. They suggest the eventual news of Mandela's passing will be used as a media distraction from other geopolitical events.

nelson mandela· barack obama· time magazine· south africa· obituaries· jay carney

19:44 Um, so really I mean is anything really 100% independent in Canada? Yeah We're independent too by the way. Yeah, but how do they make money? I have no idea You know sending people all over the globe they do they have a high budget for sending people around They got a huge budget, but where is it coming from? There's no about pay a boot. Oh Where's your aboot page? I'll have to look at that. So Nelson Mandela does look to be on the ropes finally.

20:22 Because everyone had their news packages ready for like oh god. Oh, yeah, you know that the orbits are all written ready to go there voiceover They got to make sure that talent still works there. Yeah Came out of retirement to report on this is still on contract and time magazine of course has is pissed because I think they weren't clued in and they had their obits ready and their cover and everything and the time editor was on I don't wish I came over this might have been morning's you and I can't believe they'd be out of the loop because Carney's from time. I don't well

21:01 or something changed and they were in the loop and something changed but that's probably more like it but it's very obvious in the loop it's very obvious what their story is going to be when Nelson Mandela passes which looks like he's it is kind of getting near that time and we'll need that distraction when the North Korean thing is played out nobody cares anymore by the way we're now showing a picture of The then-Senator Obama visiting Mandela, if we can go back to that other slide as well. That was a picture from 2005 when Senator Obama visited Mandela, already frail.

21:41 And you can imagine the role that Mandela played just in the imagination of a young Barack Obama and all of his generation. But continue, Rick. And I think there are similarities between President Obama and Nelson Mandela in terms of their temperament. Oh yeah, oh yeah. No, that's what we're going to get. Obama's jail and prison. In South Africa. South Africa. Because there's some some tribe there is it well, maybe that's true. Yeah, by the way, did you see god? I've let me just bring that up for a second One of our who shall go unnamed one of our producers in Finland sent me Sent me a test paper from his I think 12 year old Who was in Finnish school, but they have English lessons and hold on a second. Let me yeah

CHAPTER 07 / 35 Discussion

Finnish English Test, Barack Obama Birther Memes

A 12-year-old student in Finland provided a copy of an English test containing multiple-choice questions about the United States. One question regarding Barack Obama's childhood included "Kenya" and "Indonesia" as options, with the student incorrectly circling Kenya. The hosts discuss the global propagation of "birther" memes and the use of the name "Barry" in educational materials.

finland· barack obama· kenya· education· birtherism· multiple choice

22:39 Because I tweeted it let me just bring up the Bring up the image. He sent me the actual image of a test and Here we go. I got a Mandela's 94 now. Yes, it's that's a nice age alright, so here is questions about the USA and Canada and it's multiple choice and So here's question number one. The capital of the USA is A. New York B. Washington DC C. Chicago So interesting that Chicago is put on that list, but correctly answered B. Washington DC The United States of America has A. 50 states and 200 million people B. 49 states and 300 million people or C. 50 states and 300 million people. That was answered correctly

23:28 Dinosaurs and fossils. There are many dinosaurs and fossils in Yellowstone National Park. B, New Orleans is famous for dinosaurs and fossils. I think hookers and blow was crossed off. And C, many dinosaur bones and fossils were found in North America. That would be the correct answer. But here's where it gets interesting. Number five, Barack Obama. A, when Barry was a boy he lived in Kenya. B. Barry was born in Indonesia. C. As a boy, Barry lived in Hawaii. This is like really interesting. So they're propagating the birther memes. Well and this kid actually circled A when Barry was a boy he lived in Kenya. That's how deep it goes. But his name is... what is it? The kid's... is it a known fact that his name is Barry? So terribly? Apparently. And because it's like when did he become Barack?

24:28 When he wrote that book I think when he was at I think was Harvard Yale the book Harvard the book where he said that he was actually from Kenya that one yeah that Book were in the bio on the book. It says he's from Kenya right But I found that fascinating a that that is a question and be that the end of the kid answered it Kenya Yeah, I know Well, that's interesting because it's obviously pushing the meme that it's okay, I think this might be it, it's okay to be a ruler not born in the United States. This may be some globalist kind of agenda or some one world government thing, we don't know.

25:13 But it seems that though this is entrenched or it wouldn't be showing up in Finland exactly that way. Isn't that nutty that that's in Finland, man? Yeah, it's just a... Well, we must make a note. Yeah, we should. Let me say this. In the morning to you John C. Dvorak. In the morning to you Adam Curry, in the morning to all ships at sea, boots on the ground, feet in the air, and subs in the water, and all the dames and knights out there. Yeah, yeah, exactly like that. And everybody in the chatroom, noagendastream.com, noagendachat.net, we are very proud to have been serving you for 500 episodes. Thank you to our artists,

25:51 Who have been there almost I think from day one in fact and we want to thank Jay Young for creating the art for episode 4 9 or 9 er Be very excited to see What's the artwork is going to be for 500? I'm sure there will be a lot you can always check it out at no agenda art generator comm and I got an email before we get into thanking our producers for the program today John I was very excited to see an email from Mollywood and And she says, hello Adam and John. I just wanted to say congratulations on the 500th episode to you and John. You were awesome. I'm looking forward to the next 500. I've attached this naked picture of myself for the occasion.

CHAPTER 08 / 35 Discussion

Episode 500 Celebrations, Mollywood Email and Local Listeners

The hosts celebrate their 500th episode milestone and acknowledge an email from Molly Wood. They discuss the growth of their listener base in Austin, including local vendors at the market who distribute No Agenda CDs. Artist Jay Young is thanked for his contributions to the show's visual identity.

mollywood· episode 500· jay young· no agenda art· austin market· herschel

25:13 But it seems that though this is entrenched or it wouldn't be showing up in Finland exactly that way. Isn't that nutty that that's in Finland, man? Yeah, it's just a... Well, we must make a note. Yeah, we should. Let me say this. In the morning to you John C. Dvorak. In the morning to you Adam Curry, in the morning to all ships at sea, boots on the ground, feet in the air, and subs in the water, and all the dames and knights out there. Yeah, yeah, exactly like that. And everybody in the chatroom, noagendastream.com, noagendachat.net, we are very proud to have been serving you for 500 episodes. Thank you to our artists,

25:51 Who have been there almost I think from day one in fact and we want to thank Jay Young for creating the art for episode 4 9 or 9 er Be very excited to see What's the artwork is going to be for 500? I'm sure there will be a lot you can always check it out at no agenda art generator comm and I got an email before we get into thanking our producers for the program today John I was very excited to see an email from Mollywood and And she says, hello Adam and John. I just wanted to say congratulations on the 500th episode to you and John. You were awesome. I'm looking forward to the next 500. I've attached this naked picture of myself for the occasion.

26:33 Oh, the naked picture's nice. Oh darn, she says, I guess I must have forgotten the attachment. Oh well. Oh yeah. So this is the level of celebrityhood that we have coming in. That's it. To congratulate us for doing 500 shows. That's it! We have a success. We didn't get a note from Clooney? Let me check, maybe I missed something in the email. Let me see, brain doctor guy, I'm taking your wife, no, that's not it. That was a hit on the market by the way. Because now we've, everyone's listening now at the Austin market. Herschel is our meat guy.

27:11 Good. Oh, yeah. The market guys. It's good to have that kind of listenership. Actually we did they were more valuable than Clooney. Thank you They also they hand out our CDs now miss Mickey is like putting stacks of no agenda CDs on everyone's stall Good Texas is a good place to have a stronghold of listeners. That's correct because the Bobby will come by and pick up a seat He won't steal my wife though, that's for sure. Well, it seems unlikely So let's thank a few people that were will be the executive producers and associate executive producers for show 500 I have a few notes to read which are on and you know they're real because you're on paper. Yep Sir AJ rice dad with $500 actually 505 he did it you know how we were gonna give a this is I think he did too I think he did 500 333 too, but he did a 505 and

CHAPTER 09 / 35 Discussion

Executive Producer Credits, Baronet AJ Rystad and Ammo Scarcity

Sir AJ Rystad is granted a baronetcy of Treasure Valley, Idaho (initially misidentified as Ohio) following a significant donation. Other executive producers are acknowledged, including Adam Smith and Sir Beer Geek. A discussion ensues regarding the scarcity of ammunition in the United States, with listeners requesting "karma" to find supplies.

aj rystad· ohio· treasure valley· ammo· gun nuts· executive producers· donations

28:05 That was so he's also gonna be the executive producer of show 505. Yeah. You know how he had to double? So he doubled forward instead of backwards. Oh, okay. Yeah, I got it. He's playing with his space-time continuum. Don't do that too often, AJ. No, no, he's gonna ruin everything. Anyway, he says this contribution will allow the two of you to confer upon me a baronetcy. According to the book of knowledge all baronet sees which is baronet sees are distinguished by having a territorial designation I therefore claim the entire Treasure Valley in the state of Ohio as my baronet see okay, so baronet AJ Ristad

28:52 That was not on my titles list by the way. Nah, no. Got it. It's because I have the note and JC never got it. And so he will be baronet of, I'm sorry, the state of Ohio? No, the entire Treasure Valley. Oh, thank you. Treasure Valley, Ohio. I believe that's a lava flow that is just a rock hard, it's useless. That's okay. It's okay? Someone's gotta look after it. And he also says a separate donation at 33.33 for my night pin. Nice. So whenever it happens he says. Thank you very much. No hurry he says. Thank you Baronet Reichstadt. Yeah, Baronet. Anyway Adam Smith in Calgary Alberta is a $500 producer, executive producer. ITM, Abdullah and Jabin, Jabari, long time list, first time donors. My brother-in-law Matt hit me in the mouth about a year ago and now I'm a faithful listener. You can put in the red book that we will be knights by the end of the year.

29:49 Please split the donation between the two of us. You can do your own accounting if you don't mind. Adam is one of our rules. And he'd like to get a mac and cheese, uh, karma. Minimum wage mac and cheese karma. Keep up the great work. Okay, we can do that. Mac and cheese by Ayn Rand. You've got karma. Now we have some anonymous donors, an anonymous from an anonymous parts unknown area 500 and an anonymous from Alexandria Virginia for 500 who says he says he works with he's in the government industrial complex and he's got things to tell us.

30:34 Bring it on. We love it PGP encrypted email that'll hold for at least a day if that Ralph Nellison sir, sir, Ralph Ralph Ralph or ALF in Aachen Aachen Deutschland is the most boring donation ever. I'm not even drunk Congratulations, sir. Ralph on way to Baron. Thank you, sir. Ralph. I And that's 500. Then we got Sir Beer Geek 500. He was hoping it would arrive in time. It did. I am Sir Beer Geek. Congratulations on the show 500 of the most assiduously divine podcast in the universe. I don't use the podcast to amuse myself while commuting because I have retired and now living the dream of just getting by.

31:25 I do use No Agenda as an incentive to get me to exercise. My reward for getting out, this is my reward for getting outside and walking is to tune to the No Agenda podcast during my ambulation. It's a good incentive. I wonder if he drives a Velocipede. It's a good incentive. That's a good incentive. I have only a simple request. A shot at karma to find some ammo. Yes, I'm one of those gun nuts followed by little girl yay. Yeah, it's crazy. There's no ammo to be had. Yeah, you have to buy it. You have to anticipate. No, it's all the crazy guys. They got it all. Adam Lanza. No, no, the government bought it all. Oh, really? You've been listening too much Alex Jones, my friend. No, the government bought a lot of ammo.

CHAPTER 10 / 35 Discussion

Pat Robertson, 700 Club and Homeland Security Tanks

Pat Robertson of the 700 Club is criticized for broadcasting reports about long trains of armored vehicles and tanks being used by Homeland Security against American citizens. The hosts argue that Robertson's role is to influence retired religious viewers through fear. They note that while FEMA may be acquiring equipment, the presentation on the 700 Club is sensationalized.

pat robertson· 700 club· homeland security· fema· armored vehicles· fear mongering

32:10 I have a clip about that. And I don't listen to any Alex Jones. I have a clip about that in a moment. You've got karma. Yay! Oh, Pat Robertson was talking about that on the 700 Club. You're watching the weirdest stuff. Oh, yeah, no, I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Pat Robertson. Yeah, you want to hear him? Okay, so it's here we go Pat Robertson is kind of nutty Couple of shocking things, you know Americans now have over 110 million cases of venereal disease and 20 million young adults

32:56 Got it last year. That's the wind up. 20 million. Now. Okay. Okay. All the story we've got for you is like something out of science fiction. Long trains full of armored vehicles. Personnel carriers with armor. What are they for? The army going into battle against the enemy. They're used by Homeland Security against us. Ronald Reagan said the most fearful statement in the English language is, I'm from the government and I'm here to help you. Boy, I totally agree. Imagine what Holland's... Isn't that amazing?

33:38 He is an agent of fear. He's a little bit behind on these stories. The FEMA guys have been rolling through California. There's new videos. They have tanks now. FEMA. FEMA. They need tanks. The guys, yeah. The public is up in arms. The guys who are supposed to save you. If I was them I'd be armoring myself too. But no Pat. I'd be buying the bullets. But Pat Robertson's job is to influence religious people who are, I would say, mainly retired because who else can watch this stupid crap but people who just really have got nothing better to do. And the way he says it even.

CHAPTER 11 / 35 Discussion

Peerage Grants, Donor Acknowledgments and Value for Value

A lengthy segment acknowledges numerous donors and grants new titles within the No Agenda Peerage, including Viscount Michael Miller of Marin. Producers from Alberta, Texas, and Australia are thanked for their "value for value" contributions. The hosts emphasize that their listener-supported model allows them to remain independent of commercial interests.

viscount· marin county· calgary· value for value· peerage· donations· knighthood

34:26 Armored vehicles. It's like something out of a science fiction movie. They're here for us. And that's kind of crazy. Back to the donations. Yes. To the executive producers, the celebratory... I have, by the way, I sent you another clip. Yes, I received that clip. Play that clip while I'm giving this. This is a clip of celebrations that you play a bit lightly in the background. Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. Mark Abbott in Edmonton, Alberta $500 long time burner first Long time boner first-time donor thought I'd value for value. I'd show value for value by giving my support I like to give karma for any road trips you do this year if you do make it to Western Canada I'll finish off my knighthood in person great hair. Hope you win scruncher. All right. Here's some karma for you Thank you mark appreciate it. You've got karma

35:22 Nice. 500 shows and here's the production value, people. Listen to it. It's a loop, too! Okay. Mo- Moiz Khan. Black Knight that's right noise who would try to get pictures of the bin Laden compound in Abbott abad Yeah, and he's in Alberta. He was thank you for providing this critical public service. Here's a fracking congratulations from Calgary oil town and nice

36:02 Okay, it sounds like a dog dying, you know that? Sir Michael Miller, who will be named Viscount today, congratulations on show 500. He wants to be the Viscount of Marin. Marin, Marin County. Yeah. Alright, that's a nice sailing there. He should have an armada. Stephen, oh, Archduke. Oh! Not Archduke, he's Grand Duke. Grand Duke. How can JC make a mistake like that? Oh, he calls himself Archduke. Which he can call himself anything he wants but he's still a Grand Duke. Steven Pelsmacher, ITM John and Adam, I salute both of you for achieving 500 shows! A truly amazing and memorable feat! Please give yourself some karma to enable you to go for at least another 500... Excuse me. ...Zootite.

36:50 Enable you to go at least another 500 remember that the Archduke them of Belgium and France will always have its drawbridge down We will pour you the finest ales and wines and serve you the best of our cuisine and lest we forget our wenches shall always be especially welcoming The best sheer us men in Harrow Middlesex 500 do without comment I think I Ethan Katz in Austin, Texas right down the road from you. 33333.

37:35 Love you guys in the show here's some too big to fail cash straight from Wall Street John I used to carry around a computer shop a backpack in the ninth grade perhaps This is why I was virgin till 18. Hey Keep up the good work and can I get some generic karma to keep good times rolling as I recover from an eight-year marriage living in a new single life the new single life in Austin Texas the best city for the best podcast in the universe Hey right on Ethan we should hang out and partay karma David Mertens in Edmond, Oklahoma. 33333. I had to get a donation in for show 500. Listened for 8 months and can't be a cheap ass anymore. Keep up the good work. Can I get a science LGY karma? Uh, does he mean, uh...

38:24 Just the regular science? No, the geeky science I think. Oh, well that's debatable. Yeah, that's different. But if I was him, that's what I'd want. Okay. Hold on a second. Shut up already! Science! You've got karma. Yay! Now you have a bunch of 31313s to help us celebrate. Show 500 on this Easter 2013. David McGee. Pittsburgh Pennsylvania Dave in Pittsburgh 313 sir Rick 313 through a screw PayPal he says and that's his only message because he sent a check Daniel Miller Knoxville Tennessee 313 13 he needs some karma yeah you've got karma Remco van Dyck

39:21 Very good 1313 Donation to the best podcast in the universe my 44th birthday and give us some karma. Yep. Thank you You've got karma you skipped over David Miller you skipped over David McGee's note. I don't know if that was on purpose. Oh Well, I would have the note here then hold on. No, it's I don't have anything here. So giving up mass media six years ago for better health and intelligence Instead relying on friends blogs and podcasts as a filter for what's important. It's since tried a few news review type podcasts, albeit unsuccessfully. Oh, right. Yeah, a few months ago producer Michael Dunn hit me in the mouth.

40:03 Before I had my first NA show listen, I thought it might be like NPR on the media. I was way off. The so-called media scrutiny effort of our national treasure is rubbish compared to the top-notch media deconstruction of the No Agenda Show. And he gave us value for the valuable insights and that is 31313 from a 33 year old. Anonymous came in from Arnold, Maryland and probably guess why mm-hmm Thank you guys for all you do. She needs some house buying karma. Yeah, I hear you. You've got karma Sam Sam men are Box Hill Australia this he'll be associate executive producer to six nine six nine karma to Maynard Oh

40:53 His podcast limit yours hope it leads to hearing more from Maynard down here in Australia. You get anybody needs to look up Maynard stuff because Maynard is he's walking the teeth I mean we're out there and we can do anything we want but he actually has a job with the... He has a job. Yeah he's trying to keep with ABC the Australian Broadcast Corporation. I think he left ABC didn't he? No I think he's still hanging on by his fingernails or his eyelids or something. Yeah, no, I think he's really slick. I mean he is a very High-end it's only described as a high-end broadcast outlet style media guy and it's very hard to achieve That the whole thing that's a very difficult position to be in it's hard to get there He's a good good guy, and he's helped the show out a lot, and we really yeah, so let me give him some karma there hold on a second

41:48 You've got karma. Just to make sure, Sir GQ, no name or location, just his title. Snow for the show, he's got, he wants some karma for sexy Mr. Curry, I don't know, who's that? I think Sir GQ is hitting on me. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Yeah, well, you know. You've got karma. They don't call him Sir GQ for nothing. And Stanford Stobb in Kuskiah. Idaho and how could I not give on the 500th anniversary of the best podcast in the universe $234 thanks for all you do and that'll close out our section of of well-wishers for show 500 on this Easter 2013 I want to thank everybody that helped us out there especially the ones who did use celebratory numbers for us but everyone is counted

42:42 and reminds you to go to Dvorak.org slash NA. We do have another show, 501 coming up. And we will continue to show 600 I would assume and have another big day then. That all depends on Kim Jong-un. Yeah, he may blow us both up any minute now. So these are real credits. Now it's double credit. Anyone who came in with a 313.13 or with the 500 will be listed again today as promised. So, uh, we have it'll be a real long credit list, but this is exact- and stand-alones, by the way. So you get- you don't- you don't get lumped in. This is just like the- like, when you see the final episode of Dallas, which will be a cliffhanger, just- like, each- every one of our shows is basically a cliffhanger, because you never know if we'll be back.

43:26 You get a long list. Don't say executive producer executive producer executive producer executive producer So that's exactly what it's gonna be here along with our associate executive producers and we'll be thanking more people In our donation segment later on it is very nice to always see the monthly donors come in that stuff adds up by the way when you do a 3333 and you can get a knighthood that way too or or or up your You're a baron. You did to a baron or a Viscount. And but you also support the work that we do which we could not do if we had chosen the commercial route And I'll just say just on that note briefly yesterday we went to the market of course and after that we had We had some coffee at the Halcyon. I'm always waiting to be ambushed there I mean it'll be so easy you might as well just paint a drone target on the roof of Halcyon because that's where I am you can set your clock by it and

CHAPTER 12 / 35 Discussion

Infowars Magazine, Survivalist Advertising and Formula

A review of Infowars magazine describes it as being dominated by advertisements for survivalist gear, including seeds, water purification systems, gold, and storable food. The hosts contrast this commercial survivalist approach with their own media deconstruction formula.

infowars· alex jones· survivalism· shortwave radio· storable food· advertising

44:24 and there in the corner was the Infowars magazine. Did you pick it up and tear it up and yell, death to Satan? Yeah, how did you know? I picked it up, but I picked it up, man, it's one big ad. It's crazy. Seeds and water purification, gold. Whole packages of shortwave radio with your storable foods, with your seeds, with your water filter, with your gold. Yeah, very low on content. Skateboard decks. Okay, that was kind of cool. We need those. No agenda skateboard deck. I don't know what a skateboard deck is. That's basically the skateboard without the trucks, without the wheels. Oh. It's just the wood. You can't go very fast on those. Alright, you can always go out and do what we need is propagating our formula properly. Our formula is this. We go out, we hit people in the mouth. Hey citizen.

45:37 Shut up! Alright. Good work on that. I was hoping one of us would produce something at least. Oh yeah, well I do have something. So we're on show 500, we have to do a little retrospective action and I want to discuss a couple of things that I think people, the newer listeners, if we go back five years let's say. Wow, do we have to? Yes, because I want to remind people some of the stuff that we've done on this show that that was either overlooked or or nobody cared. Actually in some situations I can't even understand. We didn't understand it then and as time has gone by it's gotten even worse insofar as what

CHAPTER 13 / 35 Discussion

Retrospective Analysis, Crotch Bomber and TSA Scanners

The hosts revisit the 2009 "crotch bomber" incident on a flight to Detroit, highlighting media reports of a passenger filming the event with a camcorder. They discuss how the event was leveraged by the Obama administration to implement naked body scanners and increase information sharing. Monica Crowley's contemporary arguments for "enhanced interrogation" are also critiqued.

crotch bomber· candy crowley· tsa· body scanners· monica crowley· torture· detroit

46:23 Passes for news what was news at the time? How we deconstructed and how it disappeared? Let me understand your setup here You're saying there are news items that have appeared over time over the past five years that we have certainly picked up on discussed and deconstructed but real news and interesting events that were overlooked by the mainstream purposely or not Yeah, now let's look at one of the most interesting, I have one, two, three of these I want to go over. But the most interesting one to me besides, and we'll go over the flu one in a minute, but the most interesting one to me was the crotch bomber.

47:03 I want to play this is clip WTF 3-WTF these are the ones with the number three or all this guy got it so 3 WTF this is the opening salvo this was Candy Crowley on CNN and this was the opening salvo and I want to remind people what happened and how we discuss this but just listen to this people you also You also saw something strange happen when the fire started and everyone raced for him. What was it that you observed? Well, as this was all going on, I just happened to look over and about 10 seats ahead of me was, to the left-hand side, a man who had a camcorder and he was filming the entire thing.

47:49 It was definitely a little out of the ordinary. I mean, I don't know why. He was standing up and we were supposed to be seated and he was filming it. We ought to just tell everybody that Gene Meserve has reported tonight that the FBI says it has analyzed a number of videotapes that were shot by passengers on that flight and none has proven particularly useful to the investigation. Nonetheless, there is a lot of commotion and someone is filming it, although in this day and age I suppose we probably shouldn't be too surprised since everything shows up somewhere eventually. Yeah, but it was an IMAX camera, Candy. That was the problem. It was a red camera. And if you remember this event, right after they landed, they took

48:33 all the passengers one by one into a giant warehouse. That's right and we thought that they were gonna kill him. Well I think that may have been what they were gonna do if you know if they'd gone right. I mean who knows what the plan was but they took him in there I don't know if they gave him national security letters we never heard from anybody again after that the whole thing was kind of left to rest let the media take over. Well there was you know there was the lawsuit And the lawyers who were on the plane who saw the agent help this guy board the plane without a passport in Amsterdam. There was a whole lawsuit about that and that was, I don't know, I mean, is that lawyer still alive?

49:14 I don't know, I mean that's the point, that's what I'm trying to make. We've we spot these things early people have to remember that they happened and then they just they just know there's no follow-up whatsoever because they just pull this thing and then they let they turn it into a propagandistic you know this was an attack and all the rest so play Obama. Obama here goes after this is one of his little things to go after the CIA when the whole thing was just a phony deal from the beginning but here's Obama. It's been widely reported that the father of the suspect in the Christmas incident... Oh yeah, I've forgotten about this. This is so good, John. Do you think we'll have one of these retrospectives on CNN this year at the end of the year? Will it do all this... This? I don't think so. ...warned US officials in Africa about his son's extremist views.

49:59 It now appears that weeks ago this information was passed to a component of our intelligence community, but was not effectively distributed so as to get the suspect's name on a no-fly list. There appears to be other deficiencies as well. Now, man, and this is what started all the sharing, the sharing of information, and what got us the naked body scanners. Yeah, that was good. Not good times. And then you have another level, take it to another level during the arguments and I could have put a whole section together everybody from O'Reilly and all these right-wing guys and a lot of left-wing guys saying how great torture was but then we have the one of the

50:43 biggest proponents of torture which is Monica Crowley and she leverages the crotch bomber with the most idiotic thing you can imagine. That is escalating the drone attacks in Afghanistan, Pakistan and now Yemen. I've given him credit for that but on the other hand closing Gitmo, shutting down enhanced interrogation techniques like waterboarding which could have extracted more information out of this Nigerian terrorist goes kinds of signals actually I think are undermining the other drink slave drink you so she says that we could have gotten more information from this idiot who's a stage actor apparently yeah that I mean it was just like and of course then she also talks about shutting down gitmo which I have a lot of clips all these shutting down get he doesn't hey hey

51:30 Hey, he didn't shut down get mo you idiots can we um you want to space these out over the show so we get some some actual stuff in or do you want to do all that you have like a one big Wad you want to blow on us here? I would like to get it to two out and then we'll come back to it after the the other segment after the I do want to get the swine flu out of the way. We have to remember this is almost five years ago. And we had a jingle for it in fact. Here it is. This was indeed, this is even before I'm, this around the time that I met Miss Mickey when I had the swine flu. Right.

CHAPTER 14 / 35 Discussion

Swine Flu H1N1, WHO Pandemic Definition and Dracula Sneeze

A retrospective on the 2009 H1N1 swine flu outbreak examines how the World Health Organization changed its definition of a pandemic to fit the event. The discussion covers the aggressive marketing of vaccines, reports of narcolepsy in Norway linked to the shots, and the introduction of the "Dracula sneeze" (sneezing into the elbow) as a cultural meme.

h1n1· swine flu· world health organization· vaccines· dracula sneeze· narcolepsy

50:43 biggest proponents of torture which is Monica Crowley and she leverages the crotch bomber with the most idiotic thing you can imagine. That is escalating the drone attacks in Afghanistan, Pakistan and now Yemen. I've given him credit for that but on the other hand closing Gitmo, shutting down enhanced interrogation techniques like waterboarding which could have extracted more information out of this Nigerian terrorist goes kinds of signals actually I think are undermining the other drink slave drink you so she says that we could have gotten more information from this idiot who's a stage actor apparently yeah that I mean it was just like and of course then she also talks about shutting down gitmo which I have a lot of clips all these shutting down get he doesn't hey hey

51:30 Hey, he didn't shut down get mo you idiots can we um you want to space these out over the show so we get some some actual stuff in or do you want to do all that you have like a one big Wad you want to blow on us here? I would like to get it to two out and then we'll come back to it after the the other segment after the I do want to get the swine flu out of the way. We have to remember this is almost five years ago. And we had a jingle for it in fact. Here it is. This was indeed, this is even before I'm, this around the time that I met Miss Mickey when I had the swine flu. Right.

52:07 and we were discussing, we got really into it, you found some power points that showed that these drug companies are full of crap. Well no, that vaccinations, vaccines which they're indemnified for, that's in all the power point presentations, the financial presentations, this is how they're going to make their money. And the key to success was getting lobbying the US government to make them judge you know make them you know not liable for anything bad that happens and so the news media cranked it up with all kinds of stuff so to start with I got three clips and one of them is just weird which but stop spreading germs is the classic. When it comes to fighting flu viruses like 2009 h1n1 there are several steps you can take

52:51 Wash your hands and get your flu shot. Regularly disinfect surfaces to reduce the spread of germs. And perhaps the most important step of all, talk to your friends about doing the same. Instead of spreading flu viruses like 2009 H1N1, let's help spread protection. Oh, I hadn't heard that one. I don't think we played that one on the show. I think we did. Whatever the case, it was like all the advertisers were in on board. It was always 2009 H1N1. It wasn't like... No, of course not. No, because we had to upgrade it. And the reason we got on this, and I want to remind people we do this too, is that we noticed that the World Health Organization had changed the definition of pandemic specifically for this scam that was coming in out of the blue. Are you doing this from... you have notes, don't you? You're not doing this from memory. No, no, I just listen to a lot of clips. You're amazing. Anyway, so that... and then we had this woman that was running the WHO who was this idiot,

53:51 Coming from Hong Kong was Cho as Cho or charge something, but she spoke like miss Swan on the old what happened to her I'm gonna look her up No, well worth a I think it was Cho what happened to her where did she go? I don't know she disappeared. I think mm-hmm. Oh And we found out that some of the researchers who had looked at the pandemic were on board with the vaccine companies. Remember that? Oh yeah, this is one of the most corrupt examples of what's wrong with the news media and the country at large I've ever seen. It was like putting a

54:33 It's like playing professional baseball with a T. Chan. Just put the baseball up, Chan, right? So let's play number two. So the news media got in on this and they had to do something. So we got swine flu masks boosters. Today, state school chief Jack O'Connell announced that two federal grants are paying for 23 million masks and gloves for California schools. Pleasanton Unified just received its shipment this week. School officials say they will use them on a case-by-case basis. It's another level of protection for everybody and it certainly raises people's comfort levels. I guess that's good, I mean, you know, because they could spread it to other kids.

55:12 Schools encourage kids to wash their hands frequently and use sanitizers and health care workers hope parents are proactive in getting their children vaccinated. Even though the Centers for Disease Control says fewer states are reporting widespread H1N1 cases, physicians say it's likely there could be a spike in January. They want to remind parents that if a child has received the H1N1 vaccine and is under 10 years old, The child needs to get a second booster shot 21 days later. Load those kids up with all kinds of groovy stuff. And of course, we have plenty of examples of versions of the flu vaccine giving kids narcolepsy in Norway. Admitted fact.

56:03 So anyway, so this got to the point where I when I heard this clip, which is the words of the year clip I it was like Wait a minute, I don't even, I can't even remember this at all. It's like you couldn't remember that ad which we did play. But this one, we played this too and you go, now when you think of words of the year, you usually, if I said, you know, what was, you know, these are the new words added to the dictionary, they tend to be like Google. What year? What year? What year? This would be 2009. So we had words of the year, Okay, yeah, that's the one that beat that they cited at the very end of this report podcast. Oh, no, that was 2005 well, whatever whatever anyway you hear this and then you're gonna go you can do the same thing out here says I don't I can barely remember that they did this was a Word or phrase of the year. It's like bullcrap. Well technology is all the talk these days Literally, it's the focus of this year's survey on the number one word of the decade some of the runners-up include 9-eleven

57:03 blog, green, text, war on terror and wifi. But the winner is Google. The number one word of 2009 was tweet. And the most creative word of 2009 was Dracula sneeze, as in sneezing into your elbow. Oh, Dracula sneeze. That's funny because I was going to bring that up that we all had to relearn how to sneeze into our elbow because we weren't sneezing right. You're not doing it right slave. Sneeze into your elbow. And I see people doing that grownups. I'm like, are you an idiot? Get a hanky.

57:41 Sneeze just ah Dracula's knees right has you ever heard no one say that ever oh of course not I you know it's called sneeze into your elbow yeah it's not called Dracula's knees get with it John, you're right. I do not remember the clip. I don't remember the words. I certainly don't remember the clip Dracula sneeze. This shows you this is exactly what it is. We are living in 1984 and Brave New World. These are the telescreens telling us whatever we're meant to believe.

CHAPTER 15 / 35 Discussion

Presidential Proclamations, April Awareness Months and Truck Month

President Obama issued multiple proclamations for April, designating it as National Sexual Assault Awareness, Child Abuse Prevention, Financial Capability, and Cancer Control Month. The hosts mock the "Cancer Control" phrasing and compare these official designations to the commercial "Truck Month" promotions run by Ford, Ram, and Toyota.

barack obama· proclamations· financial capability· cancer control· ford· toyota

58:17 Right, and it's, we have to, that's why I like, enjoyed getting some of these clips from 2009 because... That is funny. It was like, oh, oh right. Well can I then take you, can we flash forward to April 2013? And we're gonna come back to more... That is flashing forward since that's gonna be tomorrow. Tomorrow, yes. Well, because the president... April Fool's Day. Please tell me you're not gonna do one of those lame-ass jokes. You're famous for doing them and they suck. They really suck. But we've got to get a month and we might as well just go ahead and grab April because listen to what the president has proclaimed April. And this I can't believe this is all coming. I thought you know you have like the month belongs to one thing, one cause.

59:14 Oh, ha! What planet are you from? Presidential Proclamation. April, National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month. Okay. Oh, wait! April, by Presidential Proclamation, National Child Abuse Prevention Month. And by the way, it's okay in March or May. Just don't do it in April. April, by presidential proclamation, National Financial Capability Month. I've got to read you this one. All Americans deserve the chance to turn their hard work into a decent living for their families and a bright future for their children. Seizing that opportunity takes more than drive and initiative. It also requires smart financial planning.

1:00:01 During National Financial Capability Month, we recommit to empowering individuals and families with the knowledge and tools they need to get ahead in today's economy. My administration is dedicated to helping people make sound decisions in the marketplace. Last year we partnered with businesses and community leaders, it's called fascism, to roll out new public and private commitments to increase financial literacy. Are these people insane? With this? Alright, but that's not it John, no no no. No, I thought that would be it. You can't have a month for one thing and another for another. No, it is National Donate Life Month. Today, more than 115,000 men, women and children are on the waiting list for an organ transplant.

1:00:53 So, the president wants you to sign up to give away some of your bits, but that's it doesn't stop there. No, it's by presidential proclamation National Cancer Control Month. Now, this is my favorite because we're not we've given up on trying to cure cancer. No, no, we're just trying to control it. We're trying to control your illness. This is so blatant in your face National Cancer Control Month. What does that even mean? And by the way, this is all bullcrap because every single American knows it is not National Cancer Control Month. It is not Donate Life Month. It is not Financial Capability Month or Child Abuse Prevention Month or National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month. No way, bitches. It is... Welcome to Spikes Ford Truck Month. Ram Truck Month reminds us that focus and dedication... It's truck month!

1:01:49 At Toyota of Northwest Arkansas with discounts so big pay your payments will be get eight grand off. That's right. It's truck month Probably more truck month than the other ones But it's Ford truck month or is it Ram truck month or is it Toyota truck month? Well if it's truck month what there's is it no because they're all claiming it's their own truck month So is there you know, if you wanted to take this to an extreme you could do the weeks. Oh He is. Week 25 is. They have like tons and tons of these weeks of this and weeks of that. I don't think the president does weeks. I think he only does months. No, the president only, yeah, but they do weeks and the states do weeks. It's a lot of weeks. And they get read into the congressional record. They do. And days do too, specific days. Did you hear about this blow up about the TED videos?

CHAPTER 16 / 35 Discussion

TED Talk Censorship, Rupert Sheldrake and Chris Anderson

TED censored videos by Graham Hancock and Rupert Sheldrake, labeling their work on consciousness and intuition as pseudoscience. The hosts discuss the "cult-like" nature of TED and criticize curator Chris Anderson for his business practices and the policy of having speakers present for free while charging high attendance fees.

ted talks· rupert sheldrake· graham hancock· pseudoscience· chris anderson· future publishing

1:02:49 Do you hear about this? I had a clip on this about, uh, I didn't, we didn't play it, but yeah, I know all about it. Oh, I didn't know this is, well, this is all I, you should, I can dig up that clip. We can do play on the next show. It's quite entertaining. Yeah. So, well, I'll just say, I have it in the show notes if people want to check it out, but these two, um, uh, two speakers at a Ted X in the UK, Graham Hancock and Rupert Sheldrake, uh, were, uh, their videos were removed. censored by Ted. Oh this is a different story that might it's a similar story but oh okay no the and the reason why is because they they were not scientific it was pseudoscience. That's what all Ted is is pseudoscience. Thank you that's exactly what Miss Mickey said.

1:03:34 But so you know one guy's like he was talking about he did some research into intuition and consciousness and He was saying that you know it appears that Animals and humans can feel when they're being watched which probably comes from predatory You know you can feel if a predator is watching and right if you have four people calling you a human being can accurately predict who's calling 45% of the time which is above chance yeah, I do that Right, but this of course does not compute with scientists. So because of this, these videos were flagged and now all this stuff about Ted is... Is there some other reason for this? Because Ted is dead now. Is something else going on? Well, I think there's... First of all, anyone could start one of these. I mean, Ted has the brand. But I also think, John, that Ted has gone overboard. They've become a cult.

1:04:31 Yeah, I got to play I've got to dig up that clip and play it on the next show that I have it It was one of the guys who was kicked out. Yeah. No, is that the guy who was on Joe Rogan? Yeah. Yeah, that was it. I saw that that interview I have it in the show and I was like 15 minutes and he had to stay in the in the high end with a partner for a week and he couldn't leave and yeah, he had to stay with somebody in a hotel or the whole thing was it was annoying and he got paid nothing and Zero thing that one of the people said why don't you go to speak it try to get the Ted speech and I know Chris Anderson and I probably could But I don't really have anything to say Ted Anderson. He sounds like a jerk Anderson Chris Anderson, whatever Jerk he named he named the whole thing after him, but I think it's a bad policy to speak for free. I

1:05:20 Of course it's a bad policy. Unless you're doing charity or he's a friend of yours and something you're trying to help with. But generally speaking, it cheapens the whole brand for everybody. It's terrible. Oh, but so that was, and this kid was supposed to be a TED fellow. And he got his, in his information packet, it had instructions on how to talk to a billionaire. Yeah. Yeah, I'd love to get a hold of that, by the way. Oh, oh. But I, so this uh... Always refer to him as sir. Tell me, tell me the, you said you know Chris, Ted. Is he a nice guy? He seems like a douche. He is a, I don't, he's not a douche, he's actually a nice guy, but he is, uh, and you never hear this so I might as well mention it, he's cheap.

1:06:04 He used to run the Mac attic I think or one of his Macintosh. He ran, it was like one of the future computers or some publishing house that had a bunch of magazines including the Macintosh competitor Mac user but everything was, it was all done on a low budget. It's like it was just everything he did well that's as much as everybody else it was cheap and he made all the money but he did very well and then he could buy Ted he bought Ted from the Warman guy and then took it over because you can see the commercial possibilities which a guy is a genius at that and then he managed because it was such a high-end thing you get everyone speak for free and then column into this bull crap where your fellow you get to see your ted fellow which means nothing is you know our nights mean more than thank you thank you at least you know ring out of the deal and a pin yeah and the pin but anyway and protector of and you can you know that's not even a club is the you know nobody can identify just is not good but anyway that's but he's a nice guys and you know is a room

CHAPTER 17 / 35 Discussion

US Postal Service, Pre-funding Crisis and Privatization

A letter from a retired postal worker explains that the USPS crisis is driven by a unique requirement to pre-fund retiree health benefits 75 years in advance. The hosts argue this is a manufactured crisis designed to facilitate privatization by companies like FedEx and UPS, allowing the federal government to skim postal revenue into the general fund.

usps· post office· pre-funding· privatization· fedex· ups· pension

1:07:04 Just as a person future publishing was what he found future publishing right he was born in Pakistan. He's Al Qaeda He's got a British accent. I think he's mi6 spend most of his early life in Pakistan India Afghan Afghanistan uh-huh studied at a boarding school in the Himalayan Mountains Okay, this is this guy is a total spook it could be okay. I got a letter. I gotta read oh oh This came in from Dennis, one of our producers. And I have to read this because there's more information in here. There's new information. It starts off... Oh, hold on, hold on. We have a jingle for that somewhere. Here it is. I've got information, man! New shit has come to light!

1:07:54 Exactly. As a retired postal worker, I wanted to thank you for your explanation of the current postal crisis. You're a hundred percent correct, especially about it being a pre-funding problem and I want to remind people that when you see a news analyst, a pundit or anybody else slam in the post office, you should hear the douchebag jingle in your head. And it sounds like this. No other federal agency, he says, is required to pre-fund none because the money would come from the federal budget, i.e. taxpayers. Whereas the USPS is required to do it because the money comes strictly from operational income, free money for the federal government.

1:08:35 No private corporation is required to do it because it would cripple the economy. Many people still do not understand that the Postal Service receives no taxpayer money. And most people don't realize that for the past 30 years or more, when the Post Office or the Postal Service did end a year in the black, the federal government would skim the money into the Federal General Fund. I didn't know that either. Here's something you may not realize. When a postal worker retires, all connections with the USPS are cut. His or her retirement is administered by the Office of Personnel Management just like any other federal employee. To the best of my knowledge, there is no separate pool of money that he or her pension money comes from other than the general fund for all

1:09:20 federal employees. Therefore this pre-funding money paid by the USPS is probably available for OPM to use over the broad spectrum of all federal retirees. Wow. This is the biggest scam being perpetrated on the American public, this post office nonsense, the meme so that the United Postal Service and Federal Express can take over the business and then all the laws that prevent postal crimes are off the books, they're gone, they don't need it anymore. This is, and it's unbelievable to me that nobody wants to pay any attention to it. Oh, post office, who uses the post office? We elites don't need such things.

1:09:59 We've got Federal Express. Anyway, a good letter from Dennis. We saw our associate producer mail carrier yesterday bounding down Travis Heights Boulevard, smiling. And? He's like, hey, how you doing? Here's your mail. Well, if he listens to today's show, he'll be pleased. And he said, I loved it when you did that whole Anderson pooper underwater. That was a hit apparently. I knew that when I heard the clip I said Adam can copy this. But I was thinking later that I should I should have been underwater with Anderson maybe I could piece together a bunch of them. I bet you I could be doing a little interview with Anderson underwater. What do you think of that crocodile there Anderson? What do you think of that croc? I can almost touch him.

CHAPTER 18 / 35 Discussion

CNN Anchor Changes, Soledad O'Brien and Kate Bolduan

Soledad O'Brien signed off from CNN, claiming she would focus on her foundation, which the hosts interpret as a standard excuse for being fired. Her replacement, Kate Bolduan, is noted for being married to Michael D. Gershenson of the Carlyle Group. The discussion touches on the "canonical list" of excuses used by media personalities when leaving their positions.

soledad o'brien· kate bolduan· cnn· carlyle group· jeff zucker· foundation

1:10:52 Stop stop stop. We should not be doing this That's a nice letter. Oh by the way um so my dad finally got her walking papers Yeah, and you know who they replaced her with So, LaDette O'Brien, John and I both know, she did the morning program on the CNN's over there. And she got kicked out with one of those, well, I'm going to be doing special shows. That's the old, yes, we're taking a short break. Hiatus. I will be hiatus and I will be doing specials. I've been promoted.

1:11:31 I've been promoted. I have her, actually if you're interested, I didn't, I can, I have it right here. I uh, I have her, uh, her goodbye. Which was kind of, kind of sad actually. I thought, but what I thought, maybe you should play her out. What I, what I found, what I found interesting is her replacement is Kate Baldwin. Kate Baldwin? Yeah, also known as Catherine Jean, or the Kate Baldwin. And she... At first I'm like, okay, this is nothing, blah blah blah, and then I see, oh, she's married to Michael D. Gershenson of the Carlyle Group. Oh! Yeah! Mr. Gershenson has been involved with the execution

1:12:34 of over 40 transactions with all in capitalization exceeding $2 billion and the asset management of Carlisle's portfolio of retail and industrial assets. Prior to joining Carlisle, Mr. Gershenson was with Deutsche Bank, Alex Brown Mergers, Acquisition and Corporate Advisory Group in New York, where he specialized in real estate transactions. And he actually specializes in Boston and Texas. But you know when you read that it's like really? Like so we'll have both both couples by the way are recent converts to the Jewish faith. That's interesting Zucker is a boss. They got to do something That's kind of weird

1:13:22 Yeah, it's very weird for adults to... I can see where if you married someone of a different faith, where you convert that faith, but that they both converted to a different faith. Yeah, that's pretty weird. It's like, what? How did this happen and why? That's very strange. Here's Sola there. I have an idea, honey. What? I think we should go Jewish. What are you talking about? Yeah, yeah, the both of us. You're an Episcopalian. She's from I think she's from Jersey or something. That's weird though, isn't it? It's odd. I'd like to know more about that I'll have to file that under sir. That has to go cult local cult. They have to join who knows Well that has to go, you know under the same heading is why why Austin? You know, yeah Austin here. She's signing off on

1:14:16 Crying let me see if it's there. They may have removed this video. Oh, no here. It comes. This is Soledad O'Brien Signing off claiming facts matter. Let's see if we can hold on a second. Yeah, I got it here So I think if I've learned anything over the past year. It's that You're playing over the best part No play play it after she begins all right after that not immediately right? So I think if I've learned anything over the past year it's that facts matter and we should not be afraid to have tough and honest conversations and maybe even argue a little bit when there's a lot at stake and yes Governor Sununu I am talking to you.

1:15:03 Up next for me, I'm going to focus on the 25 girls that we serve. We send girls to college at my foundation. She's going to focus on her foundation, John! Oh my God! Faces from jobs to poverty and focusing on the people who have stories to tell in this country and often those stories don't get told. Oh my God. I mean, what's worse? What's worse is saying, I'm going to focus on my foundation. Oh man, you must have really screwed up. Yes, that's like well at the worst the number one is I have to spend I want to spend more time with my family. Oh, that's after a sex scandal. That's when that works. Yeah, and then you got you got the other you just we should probably come to you with a canonical list of excuses. Yes, I got fired slash quit.

1:15:53 Oh, this is okay. So, um, all right. So focus the worst is like, yeah, I want to spend more time with my family now, but if you really have balls, you know, health issues, you got, you throw in a health issues thing. Everyone has health issues. I'm getting old. That's a health issue right there. Yeah. So that's one. Um, what else, uh, have I heard you use? Um, The foundation is pretty good. Foundation's good. I want to spend more time with my family. I got health issues. I've always wanted to write a book. Oh, I've always wanted to write a book. That's a classic, right? Always wanted to learn Morse code.

CHAPTER 19 / 35 Discussion

Ham Radio Culture, Morse Code and Ham Nation

The hosts discuss their experiences with amateur radio, mentioning the "slow fist" of Morse code operators and the demographics of the hobby. They criticize the show "Ham Nation" for being overly commercialized and sponsored by Icom, contrasting it with their own listener-supported model.

ham radio· morse code· ham nation· icom· amateur radio· slow fist

1:16:43 That would be somewhere down the bottom. I'd like to learn Morse code. You know, it's funny because there was some big contesting going on over the weekend here on the 20 and 40 meters. And so I'll get into code, you know, and some guy like reply and all happy because I'm slow. You know, I got a slow fist, as we call it. This is a very sexual thing, this Morse code. So I'm a very slow fist. God and and the I'll be in there were qs owing and then the guys like yeah, I'm 73 and retired like Jesus Christ Those are those codgers it's like oh, there's got to be some hip dudes walking around oh

1:17:30 Yeah, there's plenty. Yeah, but they're not on the CBS. We're gonna make it. We're the next generation. The juggernaut of Hamdom. I agree, and you know, I'll tell you, and I look at that Ham Nation show, screw those guys man, that's boring. It's like, it's like worse, you take the oldest boring dudes and you put an ICON logo on their head, the whole show was sponsored by ICON, which is, you know, good radios, but jeez, there's no content because of it. There's no content in the show, because it has to be, oh, Boy Scouts of America brought to you by Icom. And I love them, they sent me an Icom radio when I was in exile, fantastic. But it's like, there's other things. It's a big, it's a giant commercial. Ugh. The one thing I care about watching.

1:18:18 Well, this is the reason that our model. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Is the model if you want to actually get down to brass tacks. Yeah, and it really is the model because man does it keep us on our toes. We don't wake up one day and all of a sudden there's some Carla Group's babe trophy wife taking over your spot. You know, no, we have to be on the money every single show because if not, the money dries up immediately. Right, which it apparently does even though we do good work, but you know what I'm saying? It's like it in over time We're getting by

CHAPTER 20 / 35 Discussion

Airline Taxation, Vice Taxes and Wealth Tax Proposals

The CEO of US Airways complained that airlines are taxed at 20%, a rate higher than that of "vices" like alcohol or tobacco. This leads to a broader discussion on the IMF's proposals for global carbon taxes and the hosts' ongoing analysis of a potential "wealth tax" as a solution to national debt.

us airways· airline tax· vice tax· wealth tax· imf· christine lagarde· carbon tax

1:18:57 I was watching Charlie Rose the other day and the CEO of, this is an interesting clip, the CEO of US Airways, you know they just merged with American, he's going to be the new boss. He's going to be the boss of the biggest airline conglomerate there is. Now this is the US Airways guy, right? Not the American. Yeah, the US Airways guy. He just seems like a nice enough guy but he's a little bit full of himself. But he made this interesting comment that I was watching and I said, oh my, I said trains good, planes bad. I'll give you my conclusion after you listen to this, but play the airlines taxed clip. Is the airline sector a huge part of our economy? It's enormous. Is it really? Yeah, something on the order of one out of eight jobs is related somehow to the U.S. commercial aviation business. Just think about how important it is to all our daily lives.

1:19:48 It's an incredibly important part of the US economy. One that we don't think we get enough appreciation for in terms of the way we're taxed, for example. We're taxed at some 20% of the ticket you buy in general goes to federal taxes and fees. That's actually higher than you see on cigarettes or liquor. So we feel we're taxed much like a vice. Now, bad slave, you can't fly, you're getting high, literally. This is like, and now that I, as soon as I heard this, it's a tax like a vice. Why are they doing this? And then I thought about the car rental. When you rent a car nowadays, this wasn't the case 20 years ago, but today it's like $30 a day and then the bill is $69. Yeah, it's all taxes on top of it, yeah. It's over 50% of it's taxed.

1:20:43 and this is the tax on the... now, now, so the proverbial question would be or the rhetorical question is I thought all these government guys were pro-business. There's nothing more pro-business than airlines and then you've land somewhere and you get in a car and you drive to a meeting or you do something in another town. You gotta fly, you gotta drive if you're doing business and so if everyone's so pro-business why are they taxing both the car rentals and the airlines like a vice? Well, those are his words of course. I liked it. I like it too. I mean, but you know also I'm getting taxed 30%. I mean just living I'm getting taxed like a vice. So I mean, which is probably correct.

1:21:30 Right, and it's unbelievable. And then of course you have the tax apologists. Oh, we need to tax more. I mean, you got the Buffetts and the Gateses and this is why I'll just say it one more time out of the blue here it comes. Wealth tax. We need a wealth tax. Now, you heard about the IMF paper that we knew this of course because we could already deduce this. We had already had the, we played clips of Christina Dushbag, Lagarde about the what was it was 30 it was like $30 per ton of metric ton of carbon We knew what the carbon right should be numbers. Yeah, right. We had the numbers we had the announcement so now they have you know, they have a paper out saying the IMF With their research paper says that it probably should be about a dollar 33 per gallon should be taxed

CHAPTER 21 / 35 Discussion

Canadian Bail-in Policy, Cyprus Bank Crisis and Jim Rogers

The 2013 Canadian budget includes language regarding the "rapid conversion of bank liabilities," which the hosts identify as a "bail-in" policy similar to the one implemented in Cyprus. Investor Jim Rogers is cited regarding the danger of trusting government assurances about bank safety. The hosts warn that European banks, specifically Santander, are changing terms to allow for the seizure of depositor funds.

canada· bail-in· cyprus· santander· jim rogers· fdic· banking crisis

1:22:26 Yeah, I know. Isn't that great? Now what do we pay now? About 50 cents a gallon in tax? Or is it more? On gasoline? Yeah. I don't know. I'd have to look it up. It's a lot. But on top of that... It's not as much as Europe pays. I mean, they pay like... And they put up with it. And then they have their bank accounts. They say, ah, let me take some money from your bank account. Now there's a name for this. There's the Canadian bloggers. Here, let me just... Have you seen this? This is crazy, man. Okay, so here it is the 2013 budget in Canada and Here we have a depositor. This is the definition of a depositor now in Canada is an unsecured creditor to the bank the Canadian government presented its position to be one of shielding the tech rich. Yeah the phrase rapid conversion of certain bank liabilities into regulatory capital

1:23:27 which would be known as a bail-in. So this is what happened in Cyprus, is a bail-in. And by the way, if you receive a... It hasn't happened in the United States, but I'm hearing people in the UK who have received... I can have the language for you actually... have received notices from their bank and they talk about... I have to come up with... This is a good word because it could be a title for the show. Basically if they're forced to recapitalize, let me find the term for it, they're changing the terms on your account that they can then basically steal that money. And this is happening all over Europe. People are receiving and the bank that's doing it first is Santander, which is Spanish. Right.

1:24:20 Well, Jim Rogers, I have a little clip if you want to play Jim Rogers on Cypress Banks, discusses this is one of these famous investors who's very conservative. He lives in Singapore, right? He moved out a while ago. I think he moved out of Singapore to some other weird place. So he's moved to the new Singapore. or whatever yeah yeah all right just in the end my intro we just go no just play that and then we'll go back to this discussion okay it's going to happen of course it's going to happen carl now the imf is condoned the ceo's condoned i mean people it's politicians who are telling you it's a special case oh don't worry don't worry don't worry carl what more do you need to know when politicians are saying you don't have to worry it's a special case

1:25:00 Please, you better hurry, you better run for the hills. I'm doing it anyway, it doesn't mean I'm right, but I want to make sure that I don't get trapped. Think of all the poor souls who just thought they had a simple bank account, now they find out that they are making a contribution, that's what it's called Carl, a contribution to the stability of Cyprus. Yeah, all of these politicians. Yeah, rule number one, Jim, they say is don't lose money. Rule number two is look back at rule number one. Finally, you're a... Well, rule number three is don't trust the politics, don't trust any government. Paul, if you're going to listen to government, you're going to go bankrupt very quickly. Okay, here is the note from, and of course, this is kind of his, that's a, Jim Rogers has been saying this for a while. Yeah, he unfortunately is a perpetual bear.

1:25:47 Santander sends out a note and this is just really just received by people in the UK. Your money, this is section 1b of what we would call fly crap, so it's very very fine print. Any money held for you in an account with Santander UK PLC will be held in its capacity as a bank and not as a trustee. In accordance with FSA requirements, that's their regulatory oversight douchebags, We are obliged to notify you that the client money rules on money do not apply to a banking consolidation directive, also known as a BCD, in relation to deposits within the meaning of the BCD held by that institution. As a result, the money will not be held within the client money rules of the FSA.

1:26:43 In other words, if we need to get bailed out and the government says you have to, here is a banking consolidation directive, they will take your money which is held as a bank and not as a trustee of your money. In fact, you don't even own your money, if you really look at it objectively. You've given your money to the bank and you just have a login screen. All you got was a password, you idiot. And thanks for the consideration, my friend. I mean, are they trying to force a run on the banks, John? I mean, is this supposed, is this, is this some huge Bitcoin conspiracy? I mean, come on. Well, if I was going to look at the conspiracy side of this, I would say this is an attempt to get only European, I would suspect, especially with Christine Lagarde somehow in the deal, I would suspect that this has to do with us.

1:27:36 And this is another, you know, we've been propping up our own stock market and the banks and everything else by... essentially shaking the trees of other nations and saying look look you're gonna lose all your money over there bring it over here we got stocks there's good deals on some stocks and we got banks that are safe and they're insured by the FDIC and so and and there is a flow right now of which is why their euro is going down and the dollar is going up there is an inward flow of cash into the United States and I would suspect that this is all part of a grand scheme which benefits us Because we're not gonna have this situation there won't be any stories about I mean, they'll be the one or two and the phone call will come in Why did you make that that's bullshit? But tell me who's making this phone call someone to whom to the reporter who says that this could happen here Oh, oh, yeah, no Ixnay on the Anchor on Bay. Oh

1:28:32 Right, that can't happen here because we want to make it look like we're ultra safe. There may be actually what to be on the lookout for are stories, just the opposite kind of story, where it makes us look like we're pristine. We're the place you should put your money. Our banks would never do that. Besides, we're insured by the FDIC for all kinds of money and you can just have different accounts. If you have a million dollars, put a hundred thousand here, a hundred thousand there, spread it around. It's actually 250. Remember that got upped? And so but spread it around you get in a but put in a bunch of different banks, which Jim Rogers also advocated and Well, this this by the way is a my Israeli friends nay. I should say my Jewish friends. That would be more accurate In Amsterdam taught me 20 years. It's almost 30 years ago always have your money in different banks in different countries and

1:29:26 Of course, I don't- I never listen to them. But, I've never had enough like, hey, can I put my 10 euros here? So anyway, that is a good policy, but not in your right now There's gonna they're shaking the trees because you don't want your money in any European bank. You went like Mr. Oil did he just try had to steal his money at his own money from the bank and get out of town, but he got it He got it and he's gonna end up I guarantee before all said and done it'll be in it'll be scattered around American banks This is a this is one of our well, this is why we're so good at this stuff I admire these kinds of plays and this is I'm assuring you that this is what's going on. Hold on a second. Let me

CHAPTER 22 / 35 Discussion

US Immigration Costs, Green Card Fees and Department of Homeland Security

The process of obtaining a U.S. green card has become prohibitively expensive, with biometrics and paperwork fees exceeding $7,000 per person. The hosts argue that these high costs, managed by the Department of Homeland Security, drive illegal immigration because families cannot afford the legal path.

green card· immigration· dhs· biometrics· fees· american dream· paperwork

1:30:07 Alright, talk. This is a great day for America. We can get money from everywhere. It's gonna boost our crappy economy. Bring your money here. Bring your huddled masses. Bring your tired and your weak dollars and euros and yen and shekels and bring them over here. We're safe. By the way, just by the by. So we've advanced to the next stage of Ms. Mickey's green card. Oh! Yeah, so the next... so she's done... Update. Yeah, so then update. The next stage is now she has her biometric appointment, which is also new in the process. But this is another $1,000... $1,070.

1:30:57 Now, after all this... Why are they... Oh, this is just the same as those airport scams. Well, so he... The guys on a car rental car, they're just gouging the public. Well, here's... Where's all this money going? Well, here's what I wanted to say about that. So if you look at truly the American dream, right? And I know, we all know it's mac and cheese according to the President Obama and just getting by and retiring with some dignity and adding some tuna to your mac and cheese. And so your kids can have a better life. Whatever. But it used to be you're huddled masses, you come to Ellis Island, there you get registered and then you come in and if you were just willing to pound the pavement, there's so many proverbs, so many sayings about the American dream that you could be like that guy. You could have that house, you could drive that car, you could have, this is not my beautiful wife, this is not my beautiful car, how did I get here? So you can have all that.

1:31:49 But what's happened is because of this now Department of Homeland Security, no wonder we have illegals. I know people who have gotten married, they're in love, they're in Texas and their spouse, you know, they want to go through the green card, but they can't because it's a minimum of $7,000. And that's with a... That's just for paperwork. Well, that's with a crappy lawyer who will charge you like $1,500. Yeah, but that it's every single stage it and you know and and it did laughing at you like Oh $420 See if they notice the 420 Yeah, why does it take a thousand dollars more than a thousand dollars to review a form that I filled out? Why does it take another thousand dollars to look at the paperwork that I've supplied to support that and

1:32:40 I mean, why? That is, it takes someone who works... Somebody's making some good money. Right, but so no wonder people, if you have a family of five and it's all individual paperwork, you can't like put on, I've got these three kids. No, no. Each kid has the forms, each kid has the paperwork, each kid has the check you got assigned. So you want to bring your family over. No one has $20,000. That's why they're coming in illegally. I think a lot of people, like, if we just make it, you know, they don't mind paperwork, but the money, it's crazy, John. It's crazy. There's something, and no one's talking about this. We are. Well, thank you. That's what we do. And we're talking about it because it hurts. Well, it hurts you, that's for sure. Yeah, but you know the... It hurts me too on some level. Oh, geez. Oh, God. I'm sure I was fooled by Donut. Do you know Agenda? Imagine all the evil he could do to us. Oh yeah, that'd be fabulous.

CHAPTER 23 / 35 Discussion

Global Producer Donations, China River Crisis and Peerage Review

Donors from around the world, including China, Canada, and the Netherlands, are acknowledged for their contributions. A report from a producer in China mentions that 50% of the country's rivers have dried up or been diverted for industry. The segment includes a "peerage review" and the redemption of a mac and cheese gift coupon.

china· rivers· saskatoon· peerage· donations· mac and cheese· value for value

1:33:37 We have a lot of people to thank and we want to thank everyone who helped us celebrate the 500th show. It's non-trivial. It's also nice that we, you know, if you see all the tweets and the emails and people are saying some really beautiful things and I mean you usually don't get any of the nasty ones. Do you get any of the good ones? Get a few I get some of the nasty ones. They say it usually starts off past this to Adam Can I read you a quick one from from tie yeah play Play play Adam. I'm a douchebag since episode 1 in my defense I quit listening 15 minutes into the show because I thought it was dumb then John cancelled cranky geeks yes I'll blame him for a decision probably he didn't make and I found myself needing more John and

1:34:35 So I returned to No Agenda and realized it was the best podcast in the universe, and I was broke. The show has been absolutely amazing, and I told myself I would donate as soon as I paid off my credit cards. In the spirit of just getting by, that is nowhere close to the amount of the following products' current market value. And he sent us an Amazon gift coupon code for a lovely mac and cheese meal, microwavable, By Kraft, the Kraft original macaroni and cheese microwavable. So I've redeemed the code and I've ordered this $12.91. And I will await either my traveling to Northern California or your traveling to Texas for me to make this wonderful gift. That's nice. Yeah.

1:35:27 Please yeah, but but let's not make it how long it does you know we still have the problem with that 15 minutes you know That's why I think these discs will help Yeah, I hope so. Although we need new discs that don't say January. It looks kind of stupid now. Yeah, you got to get the disc guy, dude. Noahjennascd.com. There's tons of little good snippets there that you can send to people. Just little quick bits and bytes of cool... Zingers! Blurbs. So let's thank some people. Bernie Adaman, Hinton, Iowa. One, two, three, four, five. In the morning on the 500th, congrats and happy Easter he says. Meanwhile we got an anonymous for 12345.

1:36:09 and he just says happy 500 anonymous for a hundred lot of anonymous today which is you know these are the spooks the spooks come out yeah we get a lot of spooks listen to the show which I and we wish the term we probably shouldn't use this but we know no no because I'm reliably informed it's an okay term okay good yeah and you would be reliable I would be reliably informed on in these yeah you can see you can say spook it's okay sir David cause I think a lot of them think it's cool Sir David Koss of Kossomy.com, K-O-S-S-O-M-E, $100. He had some problems in the hospital. Give him another karma along with Tyler Oglesby of West Columbus, Texas, $99.99. You've got karma. Also Peter McConnell in Stockholm, New Jersey, but he's actually in Suzhou, China, and I want some reports.

1:37:07 What's going on because you know you're in China you see a lot of stuff. There's some stories going around it. We should I was listening to the Forbidden China news and there's a Which is just hard to listen watch it means because all the subtitles But they are apparently have lost almost 50% of all the rivers in China have been moved blocked They've been dried out dropped it really country. Yeah, why? Because they moved him to so they can make dams or they could build up something over here and over there There's like 50% of all the rivers are dried up and gone. That's a big country Yes, it's a lot of rivers. I can't remember the number but it's like thousands, but that's for industry I presume that they need to for just to dump aluminium in and stuff. Yeah Wow, yes. Well, you know, that's that's what you get den. Hi someone from the hot the Hague Yes, Dan

1:38:01 82 47 as Jean Ro hygiene Roman and Rusko in Bradford Ontario 75 Louis cool cool cool what size I pronounce that's a cool home I think it's cool oh this is this is not a typical Dutch name he's from rice bag which is the Netherlands but home is a famous that's a it's actually a metric coulombs coulombs I've never came for some reason is that a is that an atmospheric electrical like columnist columnist clouds no no no no this is electrical I mean you might as well call your kid ohm yeah

1:38:58 Hello, my name is Mike Rofarad. Sir, exactly. Sir Mike Rofarad, no, Nikolaychuk in Saskatoon, the Paris of Canada. And he says happy 500 jerks. This is truly the best podcast in the universe. Keep it wonderful working. Here's another Here's to another 500. 6969 Anthony Garlinger in Elmhurst, Illinois. Nate Wilson in Charleston, South Carolina. Gorgeous place. I do like what Anthony said. He said, Hile, guardians of reality. Oh, that's right. We're the guardians of reality. Well, you have to add the Hile to it. I think that makes it... Hile. Hile. Hile, guardians of reality. I just said Nate Wilson. Craig Kuttner in Norwalk, Connecticut.

1:39:42 uh... james green in mesquite texas and other sixty nine's back yeah on-time listener that vitriolic is the hair take this before my wife does not have a good that's the attitude there you go right on nice joshua polson in ridgefield washington uh... jays who call in los angeles california uh... robert johnson appropriately in Phoenix Arizona last 69 69 that's the last one it's back it's nice to see it back though I didn't expect that yeah well we'll see James Goosen in Redlands California 64 49 Ryan Jones in Camp Lejeune

1:40:27 North Carolina hmm Matthew drop go in Columbus Ohio 5555 Andrew bracken in Warlington Surrey 5555 and we've got Let's see we have an interesting note. He says Bunchy.com is that his a while cranking away on Bunchy.com B-O-N-C-H-Y what is that? I don't know check it out while I'm reading Raymond Klinget brother. Do I need to help you with the name? Klingstra. Klingstra. Raymond Klingstra. Drachten. Drachten. Bunchy is social funding.

1:41:10 Cool start funding soon. Maybe they'd be spending us drew daydream graphics in South Australia Scott Amato and Davey, Florida and give him some job karma so he You've got karma Sean's boat and in Fort Worth, Texas. That's where all the money really is in Texas, but mm-hmm known fact that's also where the Tandy Corporation is Yes, Gerald Loftstead. You know that building, those Tandy Towers? Yeah. You know that was hit by one of those weird cyclones that hit Fort Worth? And it twisted one of the buildings to the point where they can't tear it down now. And it's unoccupied. You can't occupy it. Really? Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah, it's like they don't know what to do. Gerald Loftstead in Albuquerque, New Mexico, 5150. Interesting note. He has an interesting note.

1:42:03 The other day my wife was watching C-SPAN commenting how that information couldn't be found anywhere else. I told her I didn't have to watch because you guys did, clipping out all the good bits. I knew it was long past time to donate. This is not up to the value you've provided yet, but it is a start, even though much of your science coverage is full of crap. Okay. It's Sir Joe Collins in Woodbridge, Virginia. Double nickels on the dime. And... Where am I? Gus Rea in Canyon Court, California. Double nickels on the dime. He just got a job at the Royal Cruise Company. That's interesting. Yeah, send us information. Todd Rathkamp in Rippon, Wisconsin. 55 Stan Salisbury in Gainesville, Florida. 54-66.

1:42:53 Tim Alatorre in Pleasant Hill, California. Nice little burg here by where I am. I can wave. BSC, and he's got a birthday, Matthias Dienelt in Vienna. Greetings from Austria! Keep doing 500 more shows! Exactly. Heil, guardians of reality! Angelique Overbeek in Scherpenzeel. Okay, Angelique Overbeek in Scherpenzeel. I'm the freak from the EU flag. Remember that one? Don't you remember the flag? She sent us a picture. She's the woman in a flag and instead of stars there's skulls?

1:43:40 and she was she naked? No, but she's wearing a flimsy outfit. Oh, well no, funny, I can't remember that. Don't remember the flag of skulls? No, send it again Angelique. Yeah, send it again. I have. I use it as my screensaver. Teresa Fly in Cornersville, Tennessee. Dazilia Welch here. Thank you both for all you do for us poor slaves. Sir AJ Tissier in Normal, Illinois, 50 bucks and he's been listening to the show 100 earlier. Kevin Grant, Vancouver, BC. Martin Volprecht, Berlin, Deutschland.

1:44:21 And finally, Sir Greg Brunsell in Kenosha, Wisconsin, all for $50. I want to thank them and everybody else who came in with lesser amounts to help us celebrate. Show 500! Amazing feat. Very few people can manage to do something like that, especially with the quality that we've achieved over the years. It's amazing that we still don't like to talk to each other even at all. We don't really. Well, no. Twice a week, that's about it. That's fine with me. Yeah, I'd like to toss in my my two cents there and thank you as well for all the people who are on our monthly subscriptions after our recent discussion about this a lot of people up that The more the more listeners we have who are on some kind of monthly the better I mean it's important that we have our one-offs and our of course without executive producers and associate executive producers There's no show whatsoever

CHAPTER 24 / 35 Discussion

Peerage Map, Bill Clinton and Heineken Haiti Investment

Heineken announced a $40 million investment in Haiti following a $15 million commitment to the Clinton Global Initiative. The hosts suggest this is a "pay-to-play" scenario involving Bill Clinton. Additionally, a new "peerage map" is introduced at DailySkew.com to track No Agenda knights and dames.

bill clinton· haiti· heineken· clinton global initiative· peerage map· daily skew

1:45:12 But if you possibly can there's tons of different programs you can sign up to and all of them of course Count towards your knighthood and other peerage Dvorak org Slash and and I wanted to say on that note in the show notes You will find a no agenda peerage map if you have peerage we'd love to have you sign up to that you can find it at daily skew calm It's your birthday, birthday On Noah's ship James Green II congratulates himself. He will be celebrating his birthday on the 2nd of April. James Skousen turns 31 today and so does Tim Alatore. He turns 33 today, if you can make it any crazier. Happy birthday from your guardians of reality. Heil! It's your birthday, yeah That's my new one. Heil!

1:46:08 And we welcome two new titles in our peerage as we've done some peerage review. We have Sir AJ Rystad now moving on to the baronet of Treasure Valley, Ohio. Very proud to have him taking over that protectorate. Was it Idaho or Ohio? I'm sorry. It was Idaho, wasn't it? Now you've confused me. Can you check it? I'm gonna check it as we speak. You know what? Screw it. I'm giving him both. If there's a Treasure Valley in Ohio, he's got that one too. Idaho. Maybe I'm wrong. And Michael Miller becomes, Sir Michael Miller becomes the Viscount of Marin. It's Idaho. It's Idaho. Sorry. Yeah. So now we have Viscount Michael Miller of Marin and we have Baronet A.J. Reistad of Treasure Valley.

1:46:55 And we would like all of the human resources of those protectorates to say hi to them when you see them walking around. Yeah, well it'll be identifiable with a pin. We did get a note from one of our big anonymous donors in New York City. And there's a couple of notes, it's a big note with anonymous, anonymous written all over it. But I do have to mention a couple of things I wanted from the note. It's not that he wants it to read out loud. He does say, ask you a question, would you mind going through your entire list of entertainment industrial complex on this show? You. I love a comprehensive list to avoid when I make it with my screenwriting career. And where does Sean Penn fit in considering he accepted Bill Clinton's bribery money? I think it was, I think he extorted Bill Clinton. So I like the guy now. I would like to say yes. No, I think we both agreed on that. There's an extra little tidbit about Bill Clinton and Haiti.

1:47:49 that popped in today. Yeah? Yes. Congratulations Heineken. $40 million investment by Heineken to upgrade and expand their Haitian brewery which includes investment in regional programs that will help build the capacity of smallholder farms. The announcement was made after Heineken made a $15 million Clinton Global Initiative commitment. Oh, so he had to bribe Clinton to get the licenses. Uh-huh. Wow. Is that unbelievable? That guy's too much. Yeah, it's like, hey, you want a license? Get some Haitians, they know how to make beer. I want to be nice to my CGI. And when Hillary comes around...

CHAPTER 25 / 35 Discussion

Mac and Cheese Life, Tillamook Cheddar and Food Manufacturing

The concept of the "Mac and Cheese Life" is discussed as the new American dream of just getting by. A culinary digression follows regarding the best recipe for macaroni and cheese, involving Tillamook cheddar and a buttery bechamel sauce. The hosts also touch on the logistics of food manufacturing and licensing recipes.

mac and cheese· tillamook· bechamel· food manufacturing· heirloom seeds· bitcoin

1:48:39 She'll be taken over when I'm done. So I saw him on the health thing. He just looks terrible. Anyway, one more thing from this note. He says one thing in the show is missing and this is not true by the way and we've talked about this before our solutions. You mentioned all these things but what can the average NA listener do to help thwart the security state? the security state walls that are closing in on us. Well, first of all, we're not advocates except I'm an advocate of the wealth tax, but besides that we're generally speaking we're just news analysts and we don't really necessarily have solutions except knowledge is power. Buy seeds and ammo and shortwave radios. If we were with those other guys that's what we'd be. Buy seeds, there's your solution. Buy overpriced seeds.

1:49:24 Heirloom seeds by Bitcoin I think a spend Bitcoin calm now points to us. I'm not mistaken good Let me just since we don't accept it and mac and cheese life. I think is also Mac and cheese life calm let me just make sure that's Oh, wow, nice page! Check it out! Mac and Cheese Life? Go to macandcheeselife.com. Okay. Now this is nice! This is a whole page! Mac and Cheese Life.com. Good work! It's a parking... Mac and Cheese Life. Just getting by. The new American dream. Thanks, Obama. You know, you identified this early on.

1:50:24 But this whole mac and cheese thing, it's rampant, man. It's out of control. It really is. It's so obvious that we're crashing and burning. So, you know, there's your... That's really your protection for the police state. Stock up on mac and cheese. God. Yeah. Everyone wants it. Starts, resets. At the market, they've got vegan mac and cheese. Everyone's on the mac and cheese chips. How does that even work? Yeah, I don't know. They're making soy into the fake soy cheese and then they mix that with the cheap noodle. Yeah, that's exactly right. Boy, that's gotta be gosh awful. Yeah, yeah. Mac and cheese with no dairy.

1:51:16 What a concept. Weren't you going to do a mac and cheese recipe for the newsletter? Yeah, it's still on the list of things to do. It will be done shortly. It'll be in one of the newsletters. You know what's weird? I'm actually experimenting with the different versions so I can really nail it. It's going to have a lot of butter by the way. You know what's weird? Oh, is that what you need? Butter? Is that really the... Is that the big secret? It's not much of a secret. I think I'm gonna make it this way. I'm gonna make a really buttery bechamel sauce and then into that I'm gonna melt some like six-month-old or one-year-old, it has to be an American cheese so it'll probably be a Tillamook, and I'll melt that in there and then I'll put in some cooked elbow macaroni which is the key, the classic mac and cheese.

1:52:02 and that would be but it has to be a probably I I don't want to go with the whole wheat because I think that no no no that's that's pan that's it misses the point hipster and he's too hipster so I would get off I just find a good Italian elbow macaroni and then use that with this be sure no cheese mixture and the salt and pepper you did good to go don't you want to overdo the spice now now Bay shimmel what I'm not familiar with this cheese no Bay shimmel is not a cheese Bay shimmel is a white sauce Well, where's the cheese? I said, the Tillamook cheese. Tillamook? Not only am I not familiar with it, I've never even heard about this. Oh yeah, it's very famous.

1:52:42 Tillamook cheddar is a very famous American style cheddar. There's also Wisconsin ones that are as good or some better and there's Vermont Cabot would be a good one but I'm thinking Tillamook because that's got it because it's the rubbery style that you really want to get that mac and cheese mouth feel. And it will have the real yellowy look to it. Yeah, yellowy in fact yeah. I might even add some, you know, somebody might want to add some turmeric to the base. Is it turmeric or tumeric? Turmeric. And so do you think that we could powderize this and we could box it up and package it?

1:53:18 I think this could be turned into a package. Because I think this is a product. Food companies, if you've ever been in the business, there are food companies, they're called food manufacturing services. And you find these guys, they bottle stuff for you, you give them a recipe, they make salad dressing and they put your label on it and then they give you pallets full of the stuff and say and then they always when they do that they always say good luck at the very end when they give you all the stuff then you got to get into distribution somehow. Wait a minute, wait a minute. They give you all the stuff you need and they say good luck buddy is that what they say? Pretty much yeah that's pretty much the motto so it's like here here's your crappy salad dressing I don't know what you're gonna do it ends up a canned food warehouse obviously where everything eventually goes to die. Right, canned food warehouse

CHAPTER 26 / 35 Discussion

Christopher Dorner Reward, Riverside Police and Burned Cabin

The $1 million reward for the capture of Christopher Dorner is being withdrawn by the city of Riverside because Dorner died in a cabin fire rather than being arrested and convicted. The hosts point out the "pristine condition" of weapons recovered from the burned cabin as a suspicious detail in the official narrative.

christopher dorner· riverside· reward· big bear mountain· lapd· cabin fire

1:54:05 Yeah. Well, but I don't think you want, I think you want to license your recipe to, you know, to craft or something. I don't think craft cares enough to license anything. They got their food technicians, they go in the back room and they make this goop and they sell it for a dollar. Goop? How's that goop coming? You slaves can get used to mac and cheese, mac and cheese, mac and cheese, macaroni and cheese, cheddar melted together. Mac and cheese, mac and cheese, mac and cheese. Just so you know we were on the tip on the mac and cheese tip anyone who tells you otherwise is full of crap because we are the guardians of reality such as I Think I called this one if you want to roll out the red book I'm pretty sure I said exactly this but only after the trail grew cold and a million dollar reward was offered Well tonight some of the donors who promised to pony up they're backing out and it's not true If anyone will actually get whatever reward remains a month and a half

1:55:07 after that California gun battle involving a former LA police officer a $100,000 she's such an idiot she can't even read a million on the teleprompter award for his arrest and conviction is being withdrawn in February Christopher Dorner was wanted for the killing of four people including a Riverside police officer he was on the run for 10 days then on February 12th Dorner was finally located holed up in a cabin near Big Bear Mountain Lake. The cabin caught fire and officials say Dorner killed himself as officers closed in on him. Two claims have been made on the reward but because Dorner was dead before capture, the city of Riverside says the criteria for getting the money was not met.

1:55:50 Heh heh heh! That's exactly what I said! Yeah, no, this whole thing was a big scam and of course no one's gonna give anyone any money over this thing. No. And by the way, you know, I bring this up once in a while. I brought up on the Leo Show. And it was like... Is that leoshow.com? And it was like you know the curious thing about they always got me that which you the one you picked up on this is After the guy the cabin burns to the ground the guys is turned into a crispy critter. He's just completely ruined Yeah, and they couldn't even identify him really it right away, and then they roll out the guns he had there and the guns are in pristine condition Yes, I saw I saw you not one mark on any of them and and you know so this is funny and coincidental maybe not that you bring this up because

CHAPTER 27 / 35 Discussion

Adam Lanza Search Warrants, Sandy Hook Evidence and Media Reporting

Search warrants from the Adam Lanza residence were released, detailing items such as an NRA certificate, books on Asperger's, and a "blue folder labeled guns." CNN's reporting on the evidence is criticized for focusing on Lanza being an "avid gamer" and having a gun safe. The hosts question the lack of a traditional police display of the seized weapons.

adam lanza· sandy hook· search warrant· nra· asperger's· cnn· gun safe

1:56:35 On the very day that President Obama does this whole thing in the White House about you know We don't want to take away your guns, but you know this is common sense common sense. It's just common sense We can't let crazy people have guns common sense common sense common sense measures 90% of Americans agree and the majority of gun owners 90% majority agree agree agree before if I dentists everybody agrees no crazy people people should have guns like people in the Fed t-shirts or anything no crazy people have guns on the same day all of a sudden we get the search warrants released about all the nutty stuff that was in Adam Lanza's home did you see this thing no oh oh my god oh it's it's I mean and everyone has their own version of it I could have gone I could have clipped stuff for days which I didn't do

1:57:28 Give us a wrap up. Yeah, no, I'm going to give you a wrap up and then I'm going to give you, you know, so here's the main thing that bugged me about this is they have this whole list and I have in the show notes you'll find the actual copy of the search warrant and and all of the items, it's just tons and tons of items that are found in his home including bogative things like an NRA certificate which you can print out from the website. What does an NRA certificate even mean? He had pictures and prescriptions and subscriptions and just it goes on and on and on and a check from his mom for a C-183 firearm which no one really even knows what that is. Here we go. Receipts and emails documenting firearm ammunition and shooting supplies. 16 day planner pads from nightstand.

1:58:24 Verizon wireless cellular phone bill, books from master bedroom closet, blue folder labeled guns containing receipts and paperwork and other firearm related paperwork, school related paperwork, email, gunbroker.com, one visa platinum debit card, printed photographs, miscellaneous handwriting paper, Sandy Hook report card, all All of the stuff, including samurai swords and... and um... they've actually put some stuff in bold so the... um... uh... prostitutes can see that, oh I'm supposed to be talking about this. I wonder what they would do if they walked into my office and did the same kind of inventory. ISDN modem! Two of them! Why? What was he planning? USB speakers! Oh no!

1:59:16 Those could be used Bluetooth speakers. Why did he have both? It's funny because I was thinking of you. I was actually thinking to myself, God, I hope no one ever goes into John's office. Oh my God, he's got two of these train whistles. Why two? What was he up to? Let's spot the things we could have found in John's office. Exhibit 604. Four pieces of paper with miscellaneous writings Miscellaneous writings yes Exhibit 606 one paperback book titled train your brain to get happy with pages tabbed off whoa Here we go John this could have been in your office seven journals with miscellaneous drawings

2:00:14 Journal authored by Ryan Lanza. Hmm interesting. That I won't have yeah box of miscellaneous photographs of family holiday card containing Bank of America check 462 Made out to Adam Lester point of this what is wrong with these people here's what's reported these idiots We won't report on anything and then they're reporting on the guy having a uncashed check, but here's here's the thing that I found interesting No display Typically, law enforcement does a big display, certainly if there's a bunch of weapons. So he had a gun safe and he had samurai swords and he had a BB gun, he had all kinds of stuff and he had... They didn't have the table of crap? No! Why? Well, well...

2:01:03 Because it doesn't exist, I think. Yes, that might be. I would buy that. So listen to the prostitutes on CNN. It jumps to mind if Adam Lanza had a gun safe in his room and all of these guns and ammunition, why was he allowed to have, why was he allowed to possess such things if he was such a troubled young man? Oh, the war on crazy. That is the question that we've been asking from day one. Oh, that's the question. They've been asking from day one. What did his mother know? When did she know it? Did anyone, was anyone else aware of it? That's like five questions. Now this cooperating witness appears to have had knowledge because according to... Oh yeah, they have a witness. They have a witness who is... Yeah, listen. These documents now released

2:01:51 This person told authorities about the gun safe and about that he was an avid gamer and this kind of thing. So... And this kind of thing, that is how we report facts on CNN. Wait, wait, wait, so if you have a gun safe and you're a gamer, you report to authorities? This is like, I guess it's like the father of the crotch bomber who immediately, because his son was a little, you know, believed in it was jihad. He went and turned him into the CIA who did nothing. Is that the same kind of bull crap? Which, you know, didn't happen at all. Item number 86. Look me in the eye. My life with Asperger's book. Born on a blue day inside the mind of an autistic savant book.

2:02:34 They should see my books. Geez, I hope no one looks at my books. He was an avid gamer and this kind of thing. So how many people knew about this? Now they are protecting the name of this individual. Oh, why? For a good reason, police say. Good reason! They want to protect him. What's the good reason? Well, if you'll shut up for a second. Everybody's dead! She'll tell you. They are protecting the name of this individual for good reason, police say. They want to protect him, his safety. They don't want his name to come out at this time. Why not? So they're not releasing it. What? Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Because. Such.

2:03:12 And these people report just read it right off the teller pro by the way that when you said that she couldn't read a million It was I'm guessing it just because I know that the people that run you know do the writing sometimes or they get irked They know she can't read numbers. So they probably put a million in zero zero zero zero as opposed to writing one o n e m i n I went which is what you do it so there's no way you're gonna say a hundred thousand no one hundred thousand when the words are 1 million right yeah they put zeros yeah zeros exactly put a bunch of zeros on there and you got confused so here's here's so so this is no coincidence obviously that it is national gun give up your gun day or whatever or week or month or whatever

CHAPTER 28 / 35 Discussion

Sandy Hook Witness Discrepancies, Susan Ludwig and Gun Lobbies

An interview on Lawrence O'Donnell's show with Sandy Hook mother Susan Ludwig is analyzed for discrepancies. Ludwig claimed to see children being carried out with gunshot wounds and ambulances on the scene, which contradicts the official medical examiner's report that victims were left inside the building. The segment also mentions the National Shooting Sports Foundation (NSSF) being headquartered in Newtown.

sandy hook· susan ludwig· lawrence o'donnell· nssf· newtown· ambulances

2:03:54 We have the president saying, we haven't forgotten. Nine out of ten Americans agree and the majority have gun owners, which is some bull crap statistic. And I don't know, this is everyone's repeating this now. It's common sense. You don't want to be bellicose. Nine out of ten, four out of five, then it's the whole it's over and over again. OK, we get it. But then. Now this is, there's this Sandy Hook mom and she, remember the blog post back in, it must have been January, I am a Sandy Hook mom? You probably don't remember. I vaguely remember. So she comes on the Lawrence O'Donnell show as one of the, Oh that guy. Yeah, but she is saying stuff that does not connect at all with anything we've been told. In Newtown, Connecticut.

2:04:42 In Newtown today, residents protested outside of the National Shooting Sports Foundation, which is one of the largest gun lobbies in the country. Have you ever heard of this? The National Shooting Sports Foundation? No, I haven't. But that doesn't mean they don't exist. Well, but he's saying it's one of the largest gun lobbies in the nation and? It happens to be headquartered in Newtown, just three miles away from Sandy Hook. Are you shitting me? This is made up. This makes no sense. Okay, let's bring in this mom and listen to her account, which is just chilling.

2:05:21 It makes no sense. There's too many survivors, there's no witnesses, my head is spinning. Elementary school. Joining me now for an exclusive interview, one of today's protesters, Susan Ludwig, the mother of two children who were at Sandy Hook Elementary School the day of the shooting. Susan, thank you for joining us tonight. I just want to make clear to the audience, your children survived that day. Tell us what it was like when you arrived at the school and saw children being carried out with bullet wounds. Yeah, that's correct. I have four children and two of my kids were at Sandy Hook that day. One is six and she's in first grade and one is seven and she's in second grade. And the day on December 14th, I was headed into school to, I was supposed to be making gingerbread houses at my daughter's.

2:06:06 in my daughter's first grade class, but on the way to school, about a half a mile from the school, I saw another parent from the class in the middle of the road and she was with four of those boys that escaped. And she said to me, something's really wrong. These boys are saying somebody's trying to kill them. So I... So let me just stop you. Do you, have you ever heard of four boys who escaped? That hurt her her two kids also escaped and they were in the classes that were where where kids were killed I thought we had like one survivor. No no no don't you remember that one report where the four kids sat on the guy that was six that was six They were on the front no no no, but that was not for boys. This is different kids John. Just keep listening This is nuts rushed over to the school, and I parked

2:06:52 I parked my car there and I started to go inside and there were a couple of police cars. She started to go inside? There were police cars there at the time and they wouldn't let me in the school so I stayed in that parking lot and I waited. No, everyone was sent over to the firehouse. They were not allowed to wait in that parking lot. For things to happen as I waited more and more police cars came with rifles and what not. And as I waited, finally one of the police officers came out and he was carrying one of my daughter's daisy friends in his arms and she had long brown hair just like my daughter's and I had to look very hard to make sure it wasn't my daughter but it wasn't. But she had a gun shot wound to her head. Now this, no one, this is not, the kids were left inside. They were taken out in the dark of night.

2:07:40 No one was taken out, and she can identify the kid? She just walked right up and, excuse me, let me identify this kid that you're carrying out with a gunshot wound to the head. This is pretty new information to me. ...all over her midriff and he held her there until he could get her to an ambulance. And I waited and at that point I thought, you know, maybe this is just... We heard the coroner, the chief medical examiner say that no one was taken to the hospital early. They were all left in the building. No kid was put in an ambulance. a crazy parent and then the second child came out and she was the sole survivor from the other class and she was absolutely head to toe covered in blood and flesh just hanging on her whole body.

2:08:31 We've we've we go back you can you play what was it? What was the quote about angry parent? Yeah, I know I caught that too. She thought it was an angry parent at first It wasn't my daughter, but it wasn't but she had a gunshot wound her head and blood all over her midriff And he held her there until he could get her to a new ones and I waited and at that point I thought you know maybe this is just you know, a crazy parent and then the second child came out and she was... Interesting. Another one came out. They're coming out. Yeah, but that's interesting you say that because why would she think it's just a crazy parent? Because apparently there's crazy parents there? Maybe there's something crazy going on in town?

2:09:14 Well, the whole thing, this story is terrible. I mean, I thought we weren't going to revisit it because all it does is confuse us more. Everything that comes up, crops up about this thing and then the whole, this NSSF.org, which is essentially, it's not really a National Shooting Sports Foundation. It is a lobby organization for gun manufacturers, from what I can tell. And it's, you know, it's just another one of many. It's not a big deal. And what was the point of O'Donnell bringing it up? Well, this was on national, the president wants to take away your gun day. This whole thing isn't working for him.

CHAPTER 29 / 35 Discussion

Code Word Austin, 787 Dreamliner and Terrorist Staging

The hosts speculate that the repeated mention of "Austin" in North Korean propaganda is a code word rather than a literal target. They explore potential links to the Boeing 787 Dreamliner (matching Austin's 787 area code) and the possibility of a staged EMP or "boom" event to justify new security technology. The movie "Olympus Has Fallen" is cited as part of the cultural conditioning for such an event.

austin· code word· 787 dreamliner· emp· olympus has fallen· zip codes· terrorism

2:09:56 This is like, you know, the same thing with the post office. Every time it comes up to try to screw over the post office, as we discussed earlier, every single member of whatever, except for one or two members of Congress have these constituents that rely on the post office to get their checks or to do something or other and they can't vote anything against the post office, even cutbacks on Saturday, they can't do it because they will get voted out. Here's what I'm worried about though, John. You know, so we, uh, so there's two things. We have this with this gun thing is not working. It's just not working. You know, it's just, it's, you know, yeah, they're gonna, well, slowly we're going to get to the, you're crazy and, uh, therefore you can't have a gun. You can't drive, you can't be on the street. You can't be around children. You can't have alcohol. You can just basically stay indoors and be crazy with your walker.

2:10:49 I watch a lot of TV and buy seeds. Yeah, and Morse code all you can. Then you take into you know like a North Korea like oh, we're gonna bomb Austin ha ha ha ha and of course You know no one's buying this anymore, which means they're gonna have to light something off pretty soon. That's the part that makes me Yeah, that's what I get worried about we're within two years What did you say you think it's gonna be in the next two weeks or we were talking about that? Yeah? Yeah, and and it worries me you know now We got to light something off to remind people that it can be real dangerous out there Yeah, and I'm and I'm thinking it would make most sense because we have the movie Olympus Olympus has fallen You know that's the North Korea movie which is out apparently I mean the movie yeah, it's out And you know it's not I don't know if it's doing good business or not. Well. Let's take a look Olympus has fallen a box office Let's take a look see how it's done. Oh the crude

2:11:50 But here, box office, five reasons Olympus has fallen, deserves to brag. Oh, looks like they've done okay. White House, under shield, 30 million so far. Here's a headline, it's the biggest box office surprise. Yeah, not to people who listen to this podcast. This is true. Yeah, so they're gonna make their money on that. Yeah, but you know what's interesting about that movie written by two complete novices? I was researching this the other day. I was trying to find something. So first of all, the actor is a producer. That's always, you know, hmm. I think this guy is the new Clooney.

2:12:34 Clooney's new Gerard Butler is new. He's a new guy in town for the CIA game So he got you know, and you take a movie like this. It's got big names in it. It's got you know What's his face? Morgan Freeman, it's got you know, Gerard Butler himself. I mean, it's got big names It has a big budget They shot in Louisiana, so that's real mainstream. That's where all the big movies go. Boy, this guy does look like a douchebag. The two writings, the screenplay, unknowns, have written no other movie. You can look it up on IMDB. The director, his biggest claim to fame is music videos. He's really a music video director, if anything. He had one other movie which I had not heard of. Everyone's done some movies, whatever.

2:13:28 but no blockbuster, this is like a Hollywood blockbuster Clooney level movie and it's the president and the White House so it feels like we may have to have a scare in Washington for the North Korea thing to take hold that's kind of the prophecy there. Well it doesn't have to be North Korea I mean they may, you know, I don't know if that's getting any traction, they gotta get something that gets traction Where it's all is being talked about. Oh, everybody's talking about this. How could this happen? How could the CIA drop the ball again? Right, we need something fresh. And so it's got to be something completely off the wall. So I think it might be a, you know... Please don't let it be Austin. Please, no. This is not... Well, they keep mentioning Austin, so maybe Austin is a target. Maybe they're trying to get rid of Bobby. Nah, nah, I don't think it's that. I think it's... We need a new method

2:14:27 Don't you think it would be something like that? Okay, here's the money maker. The money maker is in detection devices at airports and eventually at parks, ballparks and football stadiums and all the rest. So we have to have something happen that got by all these detectors. So yeah, right. It's a new detector. Right. So we need a new detector that has to come back into play or come into play. I don't know what it would be because I think they've shot their wad on x-rays. The millimeter wave thing is could be improved upon. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know either. But I think... Of course we don't know because we're not...

2:15:11 But we can deconstruct it once it does happen. We can deconstruct it after it happens. We can kind of say that something's going to happen and it's going to be probably in the next 30 days for sure. I would be shocked if something happens. They're going to light something up. I agree. They're going to light something off and it's going to suck. I think there's also the possibility of a stalling tactic which is one of those FBI set-ups where they where they find some idiot and they talk him into phoning a number that would blow up the Bank of America building or the Eiffel Tower or something from a distance. And then they make a big scene about how they arrested this would-be terrorist and he's an American. And that puts it off, so you can do, well, they're planning something more elaborate. I don't know. Is there a code word, Austin or something?

2:15:59 Oh, that could be. You know what I mean? It's like there's gotta be... Say Austin to initiate a series of events that go on their own because nobody's really communicating with each other. Just wait for the code word. That could be. And I advise everybody get your Amazon Prime account and watch this TV series for free in HD Rubicon. Oh is that free? You can get that on the Amazons now? Yeah, Amazon Prime free videos. They got the whole series in HD. Oh. And it's free. If you have the Amazon's Primes. Right.

2:16:38 So, anyway, so that show has elements like what we're discussing in it. Well, if anyone has any thoughts about code word Austin, it feels like this, to me it feels like this was in a movie, you know what I mean? Like someone said Project Austin or Austin Powers. I don't know, I just, I have a, you're so, I mean, we agree that this whole, we're targeting Austin, that's code. But what is it? Yeah, it's definitely code. I believe you type in code word Austin nothing comes up. No no secret codes blah blah blah code word No, no, no, no what the work I'm running south by southwest I don't know maybe it has something to do with the zip code because if you if you maybe deconstruct the zip codes you get some some well There's a number of zip codes here. It's true. Oh

2:17:43 787 is pretty much 7 8 7 0 something 7 8 7 yeah Boeing 787 there's no oh that could be the Dreamliner the Dreamliner crashes That's it by Joe okay, wait a minute so the zip code is 787 so But but in order for it to okay well It's a 787 going to crash because it's threatened to crash and it'll be like a rich bombers terrorist terrorist terrorist right yeah, okay? I think we should stop there while we're ahead? Yes, yes. I'd rather stop there anyway. Meanwhile, we brought back the other CIA assets. And now we bring you some late news. I'm sorry, I forgot to mention Diane's drunk again.

CHAPTER 30 / 35 Discussion

Eric Harroun, Facebook Jihadi and RPG Weapons of Mass Destruction

U.S. Army veteran Eric Harroun was arrested by the FBI for fighting alongside Al-Nusra in Syria. The government has charged him with using a "weapon of mass destruction" outside the U.S., specifically referring to a rocket-propelled grenade (RPG). The hosts note the media's branding of Harroun as the "Facebook Jihadi."

eric harroun· al-qaeda· syria· rpg· weapon of mass destruction· fbi· facebook

2:18:29 Now we bring in some late news. And now we bring you some late news. Bringing you some... Bring, bring, bring you... I'm bringing you... Where's my pills? And now we bring you some late news. Reports that a US Army veteran from Phoenix, Arizona is under arrest tonight and charged with joining forces with Al-Qaeda, taking up arms in Syria. Who could this man be? ABC's David Curley has that. Eric Haroon made no secret of what he was... Remember this guy? No. Yeah, this is the American jihadi that we talked about who all of a sudden was over there. He was supposed to be a drone target, a United States citizen, but there's a twist to it. So he was over fighting Bashar al-Assad with Al-Qaeda.

2:19:24 But he gets picked up on a new meme. He's doing in Syria. He posted it on Facebook. The former US Army soldier who served between 2000 and... Remember we look at his Facebook page? Oh yeah, this guy. But he's here to propagate a new meme. Facebook agent. What? Facebook, the Facebook agent. The Facebook agent, yeah. Facebook jihadi. ...was fighting against the Syrian regime, but he was fighting with a group the US considers terrorists. The Phoenix man entered Syria in January and he quickly linked up with Al-Nusra or Al-Qaeda in Iraq. U.S. officials interviewed him more than once when he returned to Turkey to acquire weapons. And according to the complaint filed against him, he admitted he was involved in several battles. But yesterday when Haroon flew here to the Washington D.C. area, FBI agents arrested him at the airport. Why did they arrest him? Today he was in court.

2:20:24 Haroon told FBI agents he was part of a RPG team, rocket propelled grenades, and knew the group that he was with was designated as terrorists. Tonight the charges against him, using that RPG, which the government calls a weapon of mass destruction, outside the United States. An RPG is now a weapon of mass destruction, you see. But hidden in this report is that he picked it up in Turkey. David Curley, ABC News, Washington. And the father of a former US soldier now charged with conspiring with al-Qaeda in Iraq as he fought in Syria says that his son is no terrorist. In fact, he says that his son, Eric Haroun, is a hero for fighting alongside Syria's opposition. The FBI arrested Haroun on Tuesday near Dulles Airport in Virginia. They charged him with conspiring to use a weapon of mass destruction outside of the United States, specifically Iraqi

CHAPTER 31 / 35 Discussion

Biological Warfare Threats, Anthrax Vaccines and University of Texas

A retrospective of 2009 intelligence assessments warns of a high probability of a biological attack by 2013. The discussion covers the inadequacy of U.S. response capabilities, the testing of anthrax vaccines on children, and biodefense research funding at the University of Texas. The antibiotic Cipro is mentioned as a treatment for anthrax exposure.

anthrax· cipro· university of texas· biodefense· vaccines· weapon of mass destruction

2:21:21 propelled grenades. Is it legal to use it here? Is that what he's saying? I don't know how I'm getting this report. Weapon of mass destruction. By the way, just one little throwback again. Yeah. I have two clips. Yeah, yeah, let's do it. Homeland attack, play it 2009. 2009. Intelligence to the head of the CIA, they were all in agreement. Listen. What is the likelihood of another terrorist attempted attack on the US homeland in the next three to six months? High or low? Director Blair? An attempted attack, the priority is certain, I would say. Mr. Panetta? I would agree with that. Mr. Mueller? Agree. General Burgess? Yes, ma'am, agree. Mr. Dinger? Yes. Just chilling to hear those words. Meanwhile, we've

2:22:17 To hear those words and then we have another report the same year on mass destruction same theme where the public okay? Shall we let's do the I like the way back sound here. We go. Okay. Take us back. Oh right hello John Can you play the harp? Let's start with your assessment actually 14 months ago Is there any doubt in your mind and I'll begin with you senator Graham But either of you that the threat remains as you assessed it then that within the next four years It is likely or more likely than not that some terrorists somewhere in the world will use a weapon of mass destruction

2:23:00 If anything, the odds that we gave a year ago, which was more likely than not, have probably gone up. Well, hold on a sec. You said anywhere in the world. So, that totally explains it. That's why this guy... It's had a weapon of mass destruction. This was either with an ass cover or a firecracker off. But what's kind of interesting about this report is another year they bring up which kind of fits in with the Austin meme. In the past 14 months, that is, it is higher than just a straight, slightly more than 50-50. that some place on earth a terrorist group would use a weapon of mass destruction between now and the end of 2013. And the reason for that is that accessibility, particularly of biological materials, has increased. The sophistication of Al-Qaeda as we saw on Christmas Day has become, if anything, greater and more diffused.

2:23:56 we believe that the risk is real and growing. And this was a unanimous finding. Yeah, and we'll reach a probability. by around 2013. Of course we don't have intel telling us the attacks are going to occur in 2013, but if you look at the trend lines, it's a short-term risk. That was our point. This is not the next generation that has to worry about this. And when you say trend lines briefly, what do you mean? Well, although we are doing things, we're making progress in particular areas as a government and with allies, they are active also. And it's like we're running, but they're running faster. All right, so let's take one of the F that I think made everyone the most nervous, which was that a system still hadn't been developed to respond quickly to a bioterror attack. Are you talking about what? Preventing mass casualties? What do you mean by that? Oh, first, we mean deterrence. The reality is that if a terrorist gains access to a biological weapon, they're going to ask themselves, where can we use this weapon to the greatest effect?

2:24:57 So the degree to which you are prepared to respond to it becomes a significant amount of your deterrence that it will not be used against you. But if you are attacked, the adequacy of your response capabilities can reduce the number of casualties into the thousands, not the tens or hundreds of thousands, and therefore make it something less than a mass destructive event. So Senator Talent, what is missing in that area? What hasn't been done? Well, unfortunately about everything is missing. I mean, we've not stockpiled the countermeasures. We didn't even have enough vaccines for H1N1 with six months notice. We don't have a plan system for distributing the countermeasures in the event of an attack.

2:25:37 Many cities won't know whether an attack has occurred. We don't have the devices to tell us that. We don't have the capacity to clean up afterwards. I mean, this is why we gave them an F, because every link in the chain of response, we call it a chain with links, is inadequate. And there's really no reason for that. The chairman likes to point out correctly. This is something we can do on our own, and we really don't need international partners to do it, and we should be doing it. so why hasn't it happened it hasn't happened i think first because there's been a tendency to want to deny the existence of people view a biological attack as seven letters sent in october two thousand uh... in one that was a terrible thing in scale it was much less than a mass destruction uh... what we're talking about is a terrorist

2:26:31 putting a slurry of anthrax in the back of a truck with a dispensing device which makes it almost invisible, driving it through a major American city and potentially affecting hundreds of thousands of people. That's the scale that we think we're going to be dealing with unless we take some immediate action to raise our barriers against the attack or to be able to reduce its consequences. Our establishments are used to the nuclear threats, so new administrations hit the ground running. And we gave the Obama administration pretty good grades in nuclear, but they're very slow to recognize bio.

2:27:08 And it was true for Clinton, it was true for Bush, and unfortunately it's true for Obama. We've been trying to tell them for the last year that they need to mount the learning curve more quickly. You did though, Senator Talent, give them a more mixed set of grades on steps that would prevent an attack. Alright, that's good enough. So how about UT biological weapons? Biological weapons, also if you notice there's a lot of buzz around the anthrax vaccine that they're giving and they're trying it out on kids and all the rest of it. So they're testing the new vaccine for anthrax which is like off the wall if anything ever was. Do you know how many people have emailed me that they have received in this service, they've received anthrax vaccine?

2:27:57 And that they have weird effects? Yeah, that's the problem with the anthrax vaccine. So this whole scheme relies on a sketchy vaccine that's harmful apparently. And I don't know, maybe they're tweaking it. I have no idea. But now that they're testing it on kids, I have to assume that they're getting closer to something that they think might be useful. Let me tell you this. I'll tell you this. Get a lot of anthrax vaccinations if some anthrax attack takes place. Cyprio. We just need Cyprio. You know what it's called? Cyprio? I don't know, but I think we discussed this years ago. Yeah, Cypro? Cypro? Is that what it's called? Cypro? Cypro. Cypro. Yeah. Well, look, if they decide to light off some anthrax crap here in Austin, I'll be very angry. It wouldn't be, no, Austin's the code word. It's not the target. Okay, thank you.

2:28:49 Austin would be the code word, it would never be the target. Because Austin and besides that, like you said, there's every other retired spook and other kind of guy lives there. We're not going to poop in our own nest, people. It's not going to happen. But it's a great code word for 787. We'll see. We'll see. Well, we definitely have, yeah, cipro, selaxin, and citraxel. Treats infections also treats anthrax infection after exposure. So what you want to do is get some of this stuff. Cipro, right? Yeah, Cipro. Cipro Flux Essence. You can basically, you can have, your doctor can get that for you. They use it for like bladder infections, I think. Cipro. But you know.

2:29:41 You should probably get some seeds. So it's a fluoroquinolone which is associated with an increased risk of tendinitis and tendon rupture in all ages. This risk is further increased in older patients, 60 or older, in patients taking corticosteroid drugs and in patients with kidney, heart or lung transplants. may exacerbate muscle weakness in persons with my myoths blah blah blah and avoid Cipro and patients with known history of myothenia gravis to reduce the development of drug-resistant bacteria and maintain the effectiveness of Cipro and Cipro oral suspensions and other antibacterial. I'm telling you that UT has a lot of bioweapon awards and work going on. I'm just googling around

2:30:35 Yeah. Bioweapon watchdog seeks suspension of University of Texas eligibility for federal biodefense research funds. Anthrax and tularemia bioweapons bungling in Texas. That was a while ago, who gives a crap? I wonder what they're... if you were going to target some pathetic, you know, suckers, some pathetic population that you think you could get away with pulling off a stunt to get the public all worked up again because they're getting apparently lazy. It's got to be something that goes boom because other stuff people just don't care if you can't see it if it's like I don't think it's going to be some invisible thing this is this is not scary enough it has to go boom it has to be an IED this is kind of what we've been talking about yeah but IEDs are going to do much as much damage as it doesn't have to as long as it goes boom and we can classify it a weapon of mass destruction

2:31:33 So maybe an RPG, someone can shoot an RPG at a 787. Now you're talking, a weapon of mass destruction at a 787. Codename Austin. That's a deconstruction I would subscribe to as one of many possibilities. And that would do it. And then we've already got the RPG brought into the mainstream media with this Joker stooge that was in fighting against Assad and now he's arrested by the FBI and obviously we'll be, we won't hear about him for a while. Assad. Yeah. And so he, you know, so we've introduced the weapon as a weapon of mass destruction.

CHAPTER 32 / 35 Discussion

PBS Spiritual Programming, Michael Bernard Beckwith and Problem Etymology

The hosts critique spiritual programming on PBS featuring Michael Bernard Beckwith, who claims the word "problem" is an "emblem." Dvorak provides the actual Greek etymology of "problem," which relates to "throwing forward" or ballistics. They compare the presentation to the "inspired wisdom" of Deepak Chopra.

pbs· michael bernard beckwith· agape· deepak chopra· etymology· problem

2:32:16 And yeah, this could be something that's that would make sense. Okay, I have one more that would get people's attention. And the way they have to do it if they're going to do it right, so they don't really kill a bunch of people is they have to have a fake itinerary of people on the plane, but really there's nobody on the plane. I have a different I have a different scenario. And then we should stop because we're just speculating and we're better than that. Yeah, go. EMP. Why? Because a nuclear explosion, which of course would be our Iron Dome, would take out the so-called Korean nuke, but the explosion would create an EMP blast which would switch off electricity. Yeah, but then how is that terrorist attack? Well, what do you mean? It's the same as a dirty nuke in Times Square. I mean, people are stupid. They just need to see something.

2:33:08 Alright, well we'll just let it slide at this spot. Get your scenes people. I want to just remind people that if you compare our product, I do have a clip from the days of yore from PBS, the kind of stuff that you get on that network, the nation's treasure, and this is some crackpot guy on one of the begging for money section segments and this is the clip is called Emblem. Yes, I have it here. Well, we're back with Michael Bernard Beckwith, the founder of the Agape International Spiritual Center and the host of our show. One of the things I love about your presentation, you say it's not a performance, it's a transformance. It is exactly that. It's how you mine words for meaning. You find meanings in words that we don't normally think about.

2:34:02 For example, the word problem being an emblem. Right, the problem, that's really where the root word comes from. It's emblematic of our thoughts and our beliefs. And most of those beliefs are hidden. So when we have problems in our life, it's actually an outpicturing of hidden beliefs and things we haven't dealt with yet. So maybe a lot like the name Agape, where you go into the Greek, you go into the ancient meanings of the words to give new understanding. Right, right. It's called inspired wisdom. Okay, that's that's program all right, so let's just bullcrap laid on as thick as possible By some guy who's just full of it. This is reminds me of Deepak Chopra when he once said Responsibility is the ability to have a response No, it's not no

CHAPTER 33 / 35 Discussion

Leviathan Gas Field, Israel and Cyprus Financial Crisis

Israel has begun shipping gas from the Leviathan field in the Mediterranean. The hosts suggest the financial "rape" of Cyprus is directly linked to control over natural gas pipelines and processing, involving interests from Noble Energy and Gazprom, while Turkey blocks Italian involvement.

leviathan field· israel· cyprus· natural gas· turkey· noble energy· gazprom

2:34:57 Go on yeah, I was going to say that a small news item Which is gone virtually unreported certainly by your national treasure there is that? yesterday Israel started shipping gas out of the Leviathan field now could this be a coincidence that this comes with the complete rape of Cyprus and And you'll recall when we first discovered this Leviathan gas field, which is partially off the coast. It's on the Mediterranean. It's partially Israeli. The Palestinians want some of it. Syria can claim some of it. Everyone's just claiming some of it. But certainly Cyprus. And we had noble energy. We had Gazprom. Everyone's circling around Cyprus because it makes so much sense.

2:35:47 to send your gas from that field up through Cyprus, through Greece or through Italy. Italy now as we know, their national gas corporation has been forbidden to do business with Cyprus by Turkey, because then Turkey said you get no more gas from us. I'm pretty sure the Cyprus rape was directly related to this gas flowing. Yeah? Yeah, well I just want people to know. I mean, this is, you don't get this anywhere else. It's part of why people tune in. Right, and I want to remind people, by the way, going back to the bull crap artist that was on PBS, The National Treasure, I did look up the etymology of the word problem and it has nothing to do with emblem.

2:36:28 It actually stems from a couple of Greek words and it means to put forward and the blem part, it comes from a word baline, to throw as in ballistics mean as a difficulty, as a ballistic difficulty. So it has to do with ballistics, a problem. It stems from the word pro and baline, to throw forward, to throw forward, to throw forward. problem. So you're telling me I have this really expensive DVD set and it's and the guy's full of crap? Yes, but that's okay. You know people still love that stuff. I get I sit around at a dinner party with some people that will tell you how great this national treasure is and they think we're crazy.

CHAPTER 34 / 35 Discussion

No Agenda Grocery Bags, Branding and Show Memes

The hosts discuss producing No Agenda branded reusable grocery bags. They brainstorm which show memes and jingles to include on the bags, such as "Shut up slave," "Living the mac and cheese life," and the number "33." The goal is to create a "weird" conversation piece for listeners to use in public.

grocery bags· branding· shut up slave· mac and cheese· in the morning· 33

2:37:15 Are the bags, I saw some emails flying around. Yeah, we're getting on the bags. Is that really going to happen? I think it might, but we got to get the price down. Eric had some canvas bags that cost like two bucks to print up, it was way too high. And then he's got the bags we wanted, those really cheap ones, and then we had some guy send us a note saying, oh, they're not green! And I'm thinking, what did we become, a green show? We don't care! In fact, we encourage more petroleum use. Go out there, siphon your tank and spew it on the ground. Not green! I missed that email. Store time and time again and these people got these canvas

2:37:59 bags that are dirty and grimy and then you have the, here's the one that really gets me. You got some guy in the store in the vegetable market store and he doesn't want to use the plastic bags to put the vegetables in either. So he just basically grabs a bunch of onions and a bunch of potatoes and he has them all individual. And so then he puts every one of them on the counter with no bag, just a bunch of vegetables, miscellaneous vegetables on this dirty, grimy little conveyor belt. Conveyor belt, yeah. The vegetables are just spread out all over the place in a sense. So the guy can't, you know, you can't put all the potatoes on the scale with it unless they're in a bag. So he's individually weighing every potato. He's there forever as this idiot and then he stuffs the

2:38:41 Again, each individual potato and all is charred and the rest of it into his dirty old canvas bag and then he pulls out some sort of a green wallet and he brings out dollars that are all grimy and he's touching them with his hands and he's touching the vegetables. It's disgusting! Hey, did you kick him in the shins? I should have. Well, Miss Mickey is way into this. She's like the Miss No Agenda CD promoter. She's like, oh, these bags, when are the bags coming? The whole market's going to have bags. She's going to go into Whole Foods and put in the bags. I have to say, she does a lot of the, if there's grocery shopping to be done at H-E-B,

2:39:24 then she does that and she's seen all the same stuff and she's like this is really great the bags are a great idea my gambit it's like really expensive and so but I know we're gonna get a cheap the cheap did once that they sell you for 99 cents in most of the stores are this are so kind of a weird I don't know what the material is but it's cheap they work great and they hold a lot and the handles are sturdy they're made out of nylon cord they're not green And they're not green. They could be painted green. Now what are we going to put on them? Because I think this is what we haven't discussed is what is going to be on the bag. I'm thinking it has to be something really catchy.

2:40:05 I think we could put a bunch of our jingles on the bag or we can put a little speech on it. I don't know. We have to have a meeting or some email group where stuff going on so we can figure out what to put on the bags. Okay. We know we got the No Agenda logo with the microphone. We got that. Yeah, we got to set up a SharePoint. Oh, God. A SharePoint server so we can have this meeting. Well, I think here's the meeting. Shut up, slave. I think that should be on there. I think shut up slave is good. Living the mac and cheese life. That would be good. I like that. Just getting by. Hold on a second. Are you writing these down? Are you writing them down? Okay, this is the meeting right here. Alright. Hit him in the mouth. Chat room, you can chime in here. So, shut up slave. Shut up already, it's science. Will this fit? Will this look okay? We'll write them all down and then we'll sort them later. Okay. Um...

2:41:05 Okay, so if I just look at the jingles you could also do Monsanto with three O's You know that one pre-crime Funny Take that to the bank and you could actually say take this to the bank. Yeah Yeah, I like it What else do we have it's a fractal no one would no one would get that one obscure how about just the number 33 and

2:41:41 It's really big. 33. People are going, hey, why is 33 on your bag? Bag number 33. Yeah, bag 33. Um, Brolf? LGY? I think Brolf will be funny. What are we learning, Brolf? Fuck the chat room is that I Think that is a very good very good in the morning obviously I've always liked the bumper sticker wake up in the morning I've always thought that was really good that Eric did those just send us your cash. We got a lot Yeah, we're loaded to the gills with memes mmm, and then you on today's show there was not one in the morning I

2:42:33 Well, that's outrageous. Not only do I have- well, I'm sorry by the way. That's- I mean, I am in control. I do have a shut up slave in Chinese. We had to have somebody write that out for us. Honey beat way. Honey beat way. Honey beat way. Don't drone me, bro. That's a good one. Honey beet way. Honey beet way. If you put like all these on, don't, you know, some sort of, some font that they all fit on the back and at the bottom it would say, to know what all this means, visit noagendashow.com. Right. Do you think that it's possible to have all these different ones or is it going to cost extra to have different things? No, no, I mean it's just going to be the same plate. I mean you're just going to be a smaller type size, probably 20 point. And you put it all in the back and then on the other side,

2:43:22 You'd have the logo, the No Agenda logo on noagendashow.com at the bottom, then maybe in the morning across the top, and then, you know, printed in white on a nice black bag or something like that. And you'd have the thing and people would wonder what it was because it's gonna be weird. And a bag 33, you know? Yeah, a bag 33 could be good. That could be a whole art piece. Yeah, a bag 33. Well, artists get to work. And don't eat me Hillary Clinton. Maybe a bit much. That's a good one actually. Yeah, I like that. Because it has something to do with food, kind of. But I think we should also focus on some things that have to do with shopping or... Oh, I don't know. Yeah, okay. I'll put that in the top. Alright everybody, good meeting, great. We're done. Good meeting, great. Gotta go. Good meeting. Congratulations my friend on show 500. Yes, well congratulations. Thank you for calling me your friend. That's a huge step for you.

CHAPTER 35 / 35 Discussion

Episode 500 Outro, One Minute Rant and Austin Resolution

The show concludes with a classic "one minute rant" from Representative Dana Rohrabacher regarding Afghanistan policy. The hosts thank their families and producers for reaching the 500-episode milestone. The episode ends with the resolution of the 1960 Austin Civil Defense film, declaring the radiation has decayed and the city is safe.

dana rohrabacher· afghanistan· episode 500· civil defense· austin· 1960 film

2:44:25 Do you have anything you want to play us out with? Because I'd just like to do the resolution of the 1960 Austin atomic attack. Well, yeah, we want to play something because we have a lot of new listeners over since four years ago and I would like to play the analysis that was done with Anderson Cooper on a 60-minute show with this guy Schmidt the and how Oh Biden Why we say Oh Biden people don't understand we say Oh Biden. Well, his name is Joseph Oh Biden. It's It was because Sarah Palin would say Oh Biden and I have that whole bit Oh really? Or we got a 17 with it once that's a good bit actually the one actually I got better one is one minute. Oh

2:45:12 A lot of people don't remember, but back during the first two years of the Obama administration when they had the House and the Senate to themselves, especially in the House of Representatives, they were abusing the Republicans. they were turning off the lights, they weren't letting him talk. Remember the turning off the lights is my favorite. They turn off the lights, sorry we're out of here, turn off the lights because the Republicans were totally meaningless for those two years. They could have done a lot with those two years but they did nothing. Why did they do nothing? Why was that? Well you tell me. I don't know. They didn't want to do anything. But so there's this one minute rant which goes back to that era which I just thought, always thought was one of my favorite clips

2:45:51 and play that and then I think that I'll be good. Which one is, oh the one minute rant, yes I got it. I'd rather invest the money elsewhere than there. I yield back. The time of the gentlelady has expired. The gentleman from California, Mr. Rohrabacher is recognized for one minute. Thank you, Mr. Chairman. Let me just note for the record that I am very disturbed with a policy that has ended up with giving me one minute to express my opinions and to ask questions at this very important hearing, considering my background on Afghanistan. So I'm sorry, I apologize to the two witnesses. I'm going to say some things and I just have to say it quickly. Number one, 30,000 troops, more troops in Afghanistan means $30 billion more a year.

2:46:38 My experience in Afghanistan tells me for a small portion of that, we could buy the allegiance. We could earn the goodwill through payments to tribal leaders and village leaders throughout that country without putting anybody at risk. Number one, I'd like your reaction to that. Number two, when General Your statements about Afghans fearing that their militias is disturbing to me, dramatically disturbing. Militias there are nothing more than all the male children in their villages. The time of the gentleman has expired. The gentleman from Virginia is recognized for five minutes.

2:47:20 I thank the chairman. And it's gone. Yeah, nice, nice, nice. By the way, that's true. We should have just paid him off. Yeah, no, it's always been true. But that doesn't work for the big system, for the big military industrial complex. No. No. So he got one minute, the other guy gets five minutes. It's hilarious because they actually made the rule that the Republicans get one minute and the Democrats get five. Yeah, that's how we roll. Anyway, I'm good. Yeah, I'm good too. And besides thanking you, John, I would like to thank Buzzkill Jr., Eric the Shill, Mimi, Jay, the whole cast of characters there at the Dvorak Compounds for being a part of 500 programs. It's not always easy when someone in the family is nuts and talks crazy and affects the family life.

2:48:11 I'd like to thank Miss Mickey and my lovely daughter Christina, and I will also thank my ex-wife who put up with me for a little while. Look how that worked out. But most importantly, we have to thank you, the producers of the No Agenda podcast. Without you, we would not have the stories, the insight, the real professional views, the sources that mainstream ignores or manipulates into their bull crap agenda. And of course, for your financial contribution and donations to the show. Is the only way we keep going because we cannot have commercials? I think it's abundantly clear why we can't.

2:48:48 And I would like to leave you with a minute of resolution here as all is well in Austin after the nuclear attack. Austin will grow and thrive. No worries. And we'll be back on Thursday. Are you doing the Easter show? Easter, Easter. They don't do a show. Oh, they don't do a show? Oh my god! We, the two of us, we were working on Easter. Exactly. Dvorak.org slash NA. Go to noagendashow.com, noagendanation.com. Check out the show notes. It's part of what you are participating in. 500.nashownotes.com. Coming to you from the new Target in Austin, Texas in the morning everybody. I'm Adam Curry. And from Northern Silicon Valley,

2:49:44 I'm John C. DeBoraheck. We'll be back on Thursday right here with show 501 of the best podcast in the universe. The streets become less deadly. The days become a week, two weeks. In the shelter of the Klukers' home, the occupants are becoming restless. They long for sunlight and fresh air. And then the news they've been waiting for comes over the radio. This is your Austin civil defense director. Our monitors report that radiation in the city is now decayed to a point where those in shelters may come out without harm. To Roger and Dorothy and Kathy Klukas, this is the end of the storm.

2:50:45 To Carolyn Gilbert, this is the answer to a prayer. To Clarence Phillips, this news is of no consequence. And slowly, Austin, Texas returns to life. In the morning The best podcast in the universe!