7 chapters across the catalog
Knighthood Ceremony for Sir Eric Kessler and Sir Zephyr
Adam Curry performs a formal knighting ceremony for Eric Kessler and Dennis Hahn, who is dubbed Sir Zephyr of the Valley. The ceremony includes the traditional "mutton and mead" welcome to the No Agenda Roundtable. Curry also announces the production of a John C. Dvorak memorial challenge coin and special "Order of the Ants" pins for the community.
The show concludes with a final reading of donors, including Miss Masters in London and Mark Brustar in Arizona. Eric Reinhardt is officially dubbed "Sir Eric" of the No Agenda Round Table for his $1,000 contribution, receiving the traditional knightly accolades and a signet ring.
Knighting Ceremony, Sir Eric of Ye Olde Forge
Eric Sankmeyer is officially knighted as "Sir Eric of Ye Olde Forge" for his cumulative contributions of $1,000 or more. Additionally, Baron Sir Economic Hitman is upgraded to the rank of Viscount. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "hookers and blow" list and a reminder about the availability of No Agenda rings for knights and dames.
The show concludes with a custom musical mix by Sir Michael Anthony parodying New York City Mayor Eric Adams. The hosts sign off from Texas and Silicon Valley, reminding listeners to look out for an "October Surprise" before the next episode.
Two listeners are officially knighted into the No Agenda Roundtable for their significant financial support. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "Hookers & Blow" list and instructions for ordering their custom knight rings.
Knighting Ceremony, Australia Trip and Ring Sizes
The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for Sir Kevin of Derbyshire and Sir Peter Boekelman. They discuss the logistical challenges of planning a "No Agenda" trip to Australia, noting the high cost of flights. New knights are directed to the No Agenda Nation website to submit their ring sizes to Eric the Shill.
Sir Eric of the Amazon and Sir Luke of London are officially knighted in a formal ceremony. The hosts discuss the "No Agenda Peerage Map" on Google Maps, which tracks the territories owned by the show's knights and dukes. They joke that future archaeologists will find this map and believe these individuals actually ruled the world.
