1:57:12 at doc.drakewellnessatsubstack.com, at doc.drake wellness on Instagram Okay, all right. We're just there for wellness and he wants some Al Sharpton resist we much We must they're all jitty about a shutdown the tortise in the race then co-author of who breathes you to lead singer Bono friends Russia siganoi weaver suspect Jahar Sunaev rush limbaugh rush
1:57:54 Susan... well, I would pronounce this in Dutch. Pruksma. But i'm sure that's not how you pronounce it. Pruksma. P-R-U-I-K-S-M-A from Argyle New York 34567 That's always a nice number. In the morning, John Adam I was called out as a douchebag by my good friend Rob Simpson Good friend? Please de-douche me! You've been de-douched. Rob it took you long enough Thank you John Adam for bringing a slice of reality in this insane world Keep up the good work and please hit me with some karma You've got karma
1:58:42 Now we have Frannie Knudsen in Plantation, Florida 33845 and she begins with Fiona don't skip the value for value donation segment. Message received. This is received by Fiona, Fiona in the morning boys from plantation In the free state of Florida shout out to my human resource Fiona low lovely awesomeness Who should be returning home today if she doesn't miss her flight again times three? No not entirely her fault AMS is a shit show of an airport per her ordeal so as JFK
1:59:27 No one cares. Anywho, she's been interning in Denmark and backpacking Europe at the perfect age of 22 She traveled unvaxed and unapologetic with no problems Just a little mask issue in Germany's airport Mask holes? She's a rock star! God I love my kids We're a family that no agenda, no agendas together. This is the woman's, she's like doing free you know kind of... It's like Tourette's, you know? Mask holes! Rock stars! I got it with my kids! Love me kids! Re-association here on The No Agenda Show we're a family there's no agendas together and we've been listening for a few years now and really appreciate the valuable information and humor thank
2:00:19 Thanks, boys! Fantastic mother. Three free-thinking human resources and keeper of the...of Peter the Viking The lover of baby powder I hope you never find your exit strategy just a little goat please Off right goats here You've got karma We go to Riverside California 333 dot 77 Ah yes, the striper number Sir OG Godcaster Well, we know who this is. In the morning fellas I believe this 333.77 donation puts me over the top for baronet status! In November i'll be making 18 years of...I'll be marking 18 years in podcasting Yes, this must be the infamous Steve Webb Thanks Adam
2:01:07 It's my fault. But with this donation, I'm celebrating the beginning of the 13th season of The Life Spring Family Audio Bible which commences today! The Life Spring Family Audio Bible is a daily podcast where we read through the entire Bible in one year. Actually, I thought he was going to stop doing that but I guess... I guess he cranked it up again. After each day's reading, I share my thoughts on what we've read and invite all of Noah's generation to join me and the rest of the Lifestream families as we journey through God's Word together. Episode 1 of Season 13 is available today! If you have always wanted to read the entire Bible now is a time to start at bible.lifestreammedia.com Alright, He is indeed—as far as I'm concerned—the original OG Godcaster our Steve Webb is. That was right
2:01:54 John M. Greer in Enterprise, Alabama comes with 333.00 and I can not find a note of any sort from him. And neither can I that means to double up karma for him You've got... karma. You're up Thanks First Associate Executive Producer from Spartanburg South Carolina Hope y'all are okay there South Carolina got hit a bit by Ian too William Gosshorn And he sends... The thing is GOSHORN. Goshorn? 222.23, so it's not quite a row of ducks let me see oh yes I remember this note. I'm admittedly a longtime douchebag and was hit in the mouth back in 2020 by Brian Nunes while grocery shopping at Publix without a mask during the lockdowns! I am sending this note to say thank you for shrinking my amygdala and for being a wonderful source of information mixed with entertainment and comedy hey we put comedy first here at The No Agenda Show
2:02:56 I've been thinking of how to donate and what small part i can play in helping no agenda, and have officially developed a new way to donate with each donation having its own title. The plan creates the path to knighthood through three donations." Okay all right everybody here we go you know... You know I read this.... I'll just do the numbers in the uh... I mean it's like a little much and so complicated He's being creative. It's nuts, it's absolutely nuts. So donation... We need the butterfly net! Donation one would be 2222.23 which is what he did today and would bear the title of ugly duckling as it's a row of ducks of twos with an ugly duckling trailing at the end okay number two and since he's proposing this I'm going to be expecting a donation of 333.32 next from him which would bear the title of Ugly Cignet
2:03:52 as a row of swans with an ugly duckling trailing at the end. Okay? And donation... Hold on, hold on! Just to bring this up isn't the ugly duckling a three? The two is a duckling Yes, but the threes are swans. Yeah the threes are swan but he says ugly duckling at the end and an ugly duckling would not be a two because that's just a regular duck I think this needs to go back to the drawing board The compensation committee is already pulling it apart And then donation 3 would be 444.44 and would bear the title of blacksmith as the number 444 means that change is taking place in your life
2:04:38 And with the request for a penny from you, oh no I gotta participate in this thing? A penny from you. That change will be knighthood! The donor has plenty of skin in the game so he'll do you with the penny. The new donation plan uses number three in multiple ways it's win-win We appreciate your first donation in this sequence and I'm looking forward to the other ones. And he said he had to hear jingles, what do you want for jingles? Give me all the Sharpton you got! He also wants Sharpton... I'll do a little longer Sharpton here then. He's getting lunch at Chipotle The tortise In the race
2:05:24 Kim Kardashian, Sigourney Weaver, Russia. R-E-S-P-I-C-T They're all jitty! R-E-S-P-I-C-T There's no real conflict! We must resist. We must. We must. And we will much about that. That is such a dynamite song Rev. Al should be yeah, it works on everything especially with him Yeah, this is really cool so onward with sir Jeff of the five seasons as Dame to me Danielle I think its Gary's or Jerry's or Gary's or Jerry's? I'm not sure
2:06:13 But it doesn't matter because he's in Weed, California. Nothing matters as long as you're in Weed, California. 2101. We almost burnt to the ground recently during one of the fires. Really? Congratulations to the newlyweds Adam and Emily! Love and light and some little girl yay to send you on your way from Sir Jeff of The Five Seasons and his dame-to-be. Yay! There ya go Ah, yes. Dame Lady Get Over It and Sir Hopscotch from Monroe Washington with our final Associate Executive Producer donorship here 200 switchery to Billy Bones for... Ooh what happened here? Oops sorry something weird oh my mousepad was on the keyboard Switchery switcheroo to Billy Bones birthday on 10 30 Okay 1030
2:07:07 So we're a month ahead? Yeah, that's what it looks like. Okay well that's fine He would like two buttermilk biscuits with quality sausage gravy couple eggs sunny side up and a side of hash browns Well, I can give him two biscuits. They always give me a biscuit on my birthday! They always give me a biscuit on my birthday! And Dame Lady Getover and Sir Hopscotch finish up by saying his podcast is a walk through the mind Give it a stroll All right very nice so i will...I guess this is witcheroo? So we put in Billy Bones Billy bones with the three instead of the e and that's because he's an ugly duckling okay
2:07:53 That's our group of associate executive producers and executive producers for show 1491. I want to thank each and every one of them for making the shows very successful thanks to the little top-heavy aspect of it this week, not really that many producers. Well we will be thanking more $50 and above in our second segment and of course these credits that we just cavalierly talk about are forever credits so if you have Have a credit for this show. You are the executive producer of The No Agenda Show, episode 1491 or associate executive producer as appropriate. LinkedIn, your business cards next to your pronouns just that's where this title... I think that's a good one!