Watergate II

00:00 When there's blood on the moon, death lurks in the shadows. It was a western. Adam Curry John C. Dvorak It's Thursday May 11th 2017 and this is your award-winning Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 9028 This is no agenda reading through pink slips so you don't have to and broadcasting live from the darkest corners of the internet here in the capital grown star state in the clu-clu-dio of the common law condo. In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry! And from northern Silicon Valley where there's no time like the present...I'm John C. Dvorak. So I turned on the machine. Which machine? Oh, your podcast machine? The podcasting machine yeah. Windows 10! A big sign comes up...Windows 10! Oh Windows 10! New windows features are almost here oh they're almost here what does that mean are they on they be shipping them i don't know it just says they're almost here we're preparing a new update for your machine they just updated it today great new features are coming with this updates such as paint 3d

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02:43 Basic. It won't even turn it off! Basic? Yeah, now it's from basic to full. In other words they're stealing certain data. Oh so you can't even turn it all the way off you can only send a basic or the dick pics one of the two uh number four tailored experiences with diagnostics data again tailored experience and more relevant tips and recommendations to tailor microsoft products and services to your needs and can you turn that off use your data to make this work It's that defaulted to on, you click off. Okay good off. Good man, good man. Last relevant ads Oh yes of course I want relevant ads! I like shopping can this be a part of my experience? Ads advertising ID to make ads more interesting to you based on your app usage That's not the same as more relevant

03:37 No, it's not the same at all and is so defaulted to- But wait a- whoa whoa whoa! Is this only for your browsing or does Microsoft just have ads pop up in their system? Here let me set my screensaver. And you get an ad System wide Relevant ads turn it off Now it says, the number of ads you see won't change but in other words your an idiot. The number of ads won't change... But does it say where these ads will... But they may be less relevant to YOU!

04:14 I don't know where these go. I'm just gonna hit accept and kill all that stuff, boom." Less relevant to you... If i have to reboot? No. Oh it says thank you we'll handle the update from here! Don't worry about it we got you covered browser. Okay John great that was a great lesson in why I have a Mac. This is why I have a mac Yeah, I have it all on permanent. They got all that crap in there of course they do but not the advertising stuff They tried that they failed they tried that in iOS They tried to sell what remember that Apple ads or whatever yeah? We have the inventory no you don't Anyway well this looks like some news this week. Yeah was kind of guy was kind of fun really This is a

05:05 I didn't expect this one. I liked it. We're talking about comedy. I was very disappointed by the fact that it so overtook the news cycle that you had to really go overseas to get anything other than just, don't be coming, call me, call me... No kidding! And then it was and it was really, to me It was just fun to watch them the meltdowns of people freaking out. I mean CNN was, it was, I mean, it was just pure entertainment to watch Really beautiful I'm sure you didn't watch any of it. I watched quite a bit of it Oh, you watched CNN? Because I couldn't get around and I had a lot of the stuff set to pre-record Ah okay So ended up with a bunch of stuff that I didn't want Well can I give you just a couple things here because what happened here now we're talking about FBI Director Comey being fired What was so fabulous to watch is the Dimension A people really hated Comey for making Hillary lose And then when he got fired

06:06 Everyone went, you... yay! What? Yeah. You got your dimensions mixed up again. B I mean b yes be B for bot A for Adam. I remember now so B everyone would yeah he's fine well wait good no Wait could someone please tell us tell us what to do and how to feel that's really what happened people were had To be told how to feel about this And this was witnessed nowhere better really than Stephen Colbert. I'm not going to play the clip that has been out there just on and on and people, oh look! That's where Stephen Colbert said FBI director got fired. The whole audience goes yay!! And then he's like wait don't you hate him? Don't you understand why he's not... Come on would you know?! He's investigating Trump or Putin! Then everyone goes Oh yeah that's right boo!!!

06:59 But it really took the oracle had to come in. That's right, Jon Stewart had to come in to tell everybody how stupid they really are. Do you know that James Comey was fired by Trump? Right? I got a question for the audience when I said that Comey been fired by Trump y'all cheered why is because what he did to Hillary He's investigating Trumps campaigns ties to Russia. Well now will evaporate like cotton candy in the ocean. You know what you got? That was like a beginner surfers class when they were like I'm standing up no wait

07:44 Because it was. I hate that guy, but Trump did it and they didn't know how to feel and it was interesting to watch. Well listen you live on a farm now okay? So there is is! It's interesting to see people do everything wrong this isn't how it works! And its just great to see late night comedians are controlling the messaging for Dimension B. It is! Jimmy Kimmel with the American Health Care Act, he's controlling the messaging and referenced as such? Yeah I mean it's just beautiful but anyway so this news came through and Jeffrey Toobin on CNN who is a constitutional lawyer I think

08:25 We've discussed this in the past. I think he is a... well, every lawyer should be constitutional lawyer but he just lost his mind! Can we point out that the Emperor is not wearing any clothes? Wow how many times have you heard that in the past two years?! Do kids even read The Emperor Has No Clothes Anymore? Just the reference is lost. I was curious about that, this reference... Like the Midas references are lost too Of the Midas touch? Yeah Well that was lost even in my youth but this Emperor has no clothes. Yeah, I don't think kids know what this means anymore And I don't think the books well we should check that this memo from Rod Rosenstein is it says that? James Comey was fired for being too mean to Hillary Clinton does anyone believe that oh

09:14 Could anyone believe that? I mean, it's just absurd. Suddenly here it is in May of 2017... Factually thats not what the Rosenstein memo says It doesn't say he works for me No it doesn't say that at all What's he talking about That his interpretation He's a lawyer You can question the constitution In May of 2017, that he's being fired for a press conference that he held in July 2016? No. I mean, this is just the most preposterous pretext. This is an investigator who is investigating the White House and he was just fired by the White House. This doesn't happen in the United States except on October 20th 1973 when Richard Nixon filed Archibald Cox

10:07 And if anyone thinks that a new FBI director is going to come in and the agency will just take over and continue their investigation as if this had never happened, that's not how it works. They will put in a stooge who will shut down this investigation. This is my favorite part! So already he has made up his mind that it was because Comey was mean to Clinton whereas The letter very specifically states that he did things that are expressly forbidden by the FBI protocol. And there's something hidden in there which is not discussed, which we'll get to in a moment. They are in charge! The poli- And now it's like oh well of course he'll put a stooge in! He will put a stooge in! A STOOGE! Political people are in charge of the FBI Not the street agents The street agents do what they're told and now Donald Trump will put in maybe Chris Christie Someone who will do his bidding

11:04 That's the part I love. That would be great, but by the way he does know of course that the investigation of the Russian connection is being handled by Comey as a second guy to deputy. Yeah, the second in command who was... He's the guy doing it and so he's not Comey. Comey is a bureaucrat, he's a technocrat, he's a manager, he doesn't do investigations, he's not an FBI agent No, that's okay. Well I'm gonna top that. I have a follow-up then you can top me You know how I love being bottomed listen to bin now in the same conversation With a Trump stooge I think former Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli who have never seen before on CNN Do you know this guy?

11:53 No. I've heard of him actually. Well he seems like a Trump operative and he argues exactly that about the FBI It just shows that he knows he's under investigation yet he is firing this guy anyway it's not normal and its not American Yeah, I disagree. I'm completely on the other side of the coin here we have an investigation that is proceeding everything that happens in this investigation tomorrow is going to be the same in spite of the removal of the director of the FBI because the professionals who handle this day-to-day are going to keep handling it day today they're not gonna all go into their office and start sucking their thumb oh come on it's ridiculous yeah this doesn't stop anything all the

12:38 All the grand jury subpoenas go out. The work and pursuit of those will continue just as it has before So why is there a head of the FBI if that guy doesn't matter at all? They just sort operate on automatic pilot? The whole agency operates day to day a whole set of career professionals who carry these investigations and are responsible for them day to day. Who tells them what to investigate? You know, once in awhile one of them die. And they replace it- How does that guy ever work at the company in his life?! Wait did you hear that last bit? That's funny because Tubin's face was fantastic. Investigations and are responsible for them day to day. Who tells him what to investigate? Once in awhile one of them die...and they replace them! And low and behold the investigation goes on.

13:21 Someone dies it was beautiful to watch just heads exploding. Yes Let's go let's give me the Maxine waters jingle Oh my good well, you're gonna You know usurp them I have the jingle I have the same clip obviously and now you're gonna think that by slipping it in now You're gonna top me whereas I have the exact same clip That's first come first serve bull crap Maxine Waters, keep on trolling California shills won't you keep on whining with me?

14:14 No, it's classified and we can't tell you anything. All I can tell you is the FBI director has no credibility That was Congresswoman Maxine Waters criticizing now former FBI Director James Comey after a closed briefing on Russia's interference in the US election. It took place just one week before the president took office here at the White House for more I want to bring in the congresswoman herself Maxine Waters who is joining me now Congresswoman we appreciate your time you obviously have been very critical of James Comey in the past, you said that he had no credibility I assume that you support the president's decision then to fire his FBI director. And you might want to mention this was on MSNBC, I was totally stunned by it but the guy was relentless at ridiculing her. I loved it! No, I do not necessarily support the President's decision if the President had not gone all

15:08 over the country praising him about the way he handled Hillary and the emails. If the president said, you had confidence in him if the president had not said it was a part of his team but Congresswoman I understand that in the past he was praising him but if you say that FBI director James Comey has no credibility wouldn't you support the fact to the President then then can Trump make decisions to get rid of them? No! Not necessarily and let me tell you why You have an investigation going on where the president is implicated. And this is a serious investigation I've been trying to get people to focus on this connection with the Kremlin and with Putin, I have a resolution that I introduced in February

15:53 I think there's enough there that we know about the Kremlin and about Putin to be concerned about whether or not there was collusion. So, to be clear you think... And I believe that they should have to connect the dots and get the facts because I think it will lead to the impeachment of this president. So Congresswoman respecting that, to be clear you believe it would have been better to keep in place an FBI director who you said had no credibility to oversee this investigation than define someone who you think would be a better choice? No but I believe the President thought that don't forget! You're talking about what some Democrats said when I said but

16:30 Don't forget, he was the president. The president supported him. He had confidence in him within his power. You said you had no credibility so it would seem to make sense that he should get reelected? No! Under investigation this president basically has interfered with an investigation where he may be implicated. That's outrageous and that's why we're having so much of a conversation about it today everybody is talking about it because this is highly unusual the bottom line is that you think an FBI director without credibility would have been best served in this position to try to pursue this investigation? I think if the president had fired him when he first came

17:14 He would not have to be in a position now where he's trying to make up a story about why. It does not meet the smell test. The smell test! Wait, watch out her head is exploding! My millennials stay woke! That's pieces of her head I think that she...I don't think she even knows that she is being ridiculed. I think it's racist. I think MSNBC is racist Well, yeah that's possible. Hey! You're black and you must be stupid

17:53 Yeah, that's kind of what I'm saying. She is a sucker to come out camera time she's a camera. She's a media whore she'll come on and at the drop of a hat doesn't get invited on enough as far as she's concerned and then say whatever she's gonna say in this it's all convoluted she's never been you know that The brightest bulb it in the Congress And her head is gone yeah, but she thinks that she's gonna be good You know president or has a shot at it? Oh yeah, of course See, I'm going to give us a shared clip of the day for that because we both know... Come on. We can do it. It was too beautiful! Too beautiful. He's very funny. What is your bonus? The bonuses are they goes on a little bit longer but there is another he does it again and he pulls this quick one and together show that her logic isn't she has no logic Understood so if Hillary Clinton had won the White House would you have recommended that she fire FBI Director James Comey

18:51 Well, let me tell you something. If she had won the White House I believe that given what he did to her and what he tried to do she should have fired him yes So she should have fired him but he shouldn't have fired him this is why i'm confused No it's no... You're not confused! No you're not confused! Uh yeah we are kind of yeah Just a little bit We're not racist Well, we're ready for her presidency that's right by the way there is two firings who've been fired twice on yes I know it's good. No III do have one little clip that I think is kind of meaningful as backgrounder besides the backgrounders themselves

19:49 And this is the one from PBS. This is, uh... Tim Cain's also pretty funny I don't- hopefully The problem is there are too many clips about Comey and it's Yeah but there's- I have some- I got some new shit that has come to light bro Yeah I know I expect you to do something like that Overview rundown Comey PBS? Is that the one your looking for? This is the ru- well actually we might as well play That's the Rundown and then I can find the rest of it Since this is only that was by the way that Judy Smackin or licking nice edit. I like it It's a Tourette's thing Let me see if I can make it work

20:32 Since this is only the second time a US president has fired the head of the FBI, The initial shockwaves from Mr. Trump's stunning move left awake questions and condemnations from across the political spectrum William Brangham begins with where we are now and how we got here He wasn't doing a good job, very simply. He was not doing a good job." That was it—President Trump's verdict this morning over his firing of FBI Director James Comey. The president's termination letter to Comey yesterday said the move was necessary to restore public trust in the agency. An attachment from Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein faulted Comey's handling of the Hillary Clinton email investigation.

21:17 White House spokeswoman Sarah Huckabee Sanders gave more detail today. Frankly, he'd been considering letting Director Comey go since the day he was elected I think that Director Comey has shown over the last several months and frankly the last year a lot of missteps and mistakes In a tweet this morning The President said Comey lost the confidence of almost everyone in Washington Republican and Democrat alike When things calm down they will be thanking me But little was calm on the other end of Pennsylvania Avenue today. Vice President Mike Pence was on Capitol Hill and offered a longer defense of the president's decision.

22:03 move Director Comey. That's why this was the right decision at the right time." Meanwhile, Senators face non-stop questions about what Comey's firing means for the ongoing probes into Russia's meddling in the election and whether the Trump campaign colluded in that meddling Democrats said the firing would lead Americans to suspect a cover up and they repeated calls for a special counsel but Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said that would be counterproductive Today will no doubt hear calls for a new investigation which could only serve to impede the current work being done to not only discover

22:41 what the Russians may have done. Also to let this body in the national security community develop countermeasures. Minority leader Chuck Schumer questioned the president's timing Why did it happen last night? We know Director Comey was leading an investigation and whether the Trump campaign colluded with the Russians a serious offense Oh, so very serious Did you find... I do want to mention one thing which is that This is payback for the Clinton special prosecutor, Kevin Starr. I'm glad you brought that up it's a little bit out of sequence

23:18 But it's just payback because, which led to a witch hunt. Which led to the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Which lead to the impeachment and had nothing to do with what they were looking at which was whitewater I believe and some other crazy stuff. And cattle futures. And you know that these things The guy's got the job as special prosecutor and he just wants to build up his budget and keep his job so that it becomes a witch hunt. And that's what they're trying to do here, which is nonsense- It's not like we haven't been predicting this for a couple months. Right? No, it's not like... Which is exactly what we've been predicting. Now the clip I wanted to get in here before we went any further is this particular clip because it does bring out an issue that I think is floating around

24:06 kind of as a subtext. This is the DW's subtake on Comey Aspen guy. Explain a decision that had to call the Demoff guard, but we have to remind people it is within the president's authority to fire the FBI director isn't it? According to law that is the case but the norms have been set over frankly over a century now and the first director of the FBI J. Edgar Hoover, who was there for a long time, notoriously had a very difficult relationship with several presidents. That's right. The director position is a 10-year term position and the reason it's established that way is to maintain the integrity and independence of the FBI as a law enforcement agency. And... Okay? No no that's bullcrap!

24:51 The 10 years was not to maintain any sort of integrity. The 10 years was to limit the term. Exactly, and... They extended Mueller for an extra year and a half. And he mentions the firing is legal because it is, so okay there's no illegal activity here. And then he mentions J Edgar Hoover as an example of presidents who didn't like him. He was blackmailing everybody! Yes he was. J Edgar Hoover was a blackmailer The FBI does not have a very clean record And so the 10-year thing was put in place to prevent another blackmailer from coming in and staying too long. What's scary about Mueller is he was the guy that came in just a few months before 9 11, obviously knew something and therefore was extended through Obama if I'm not mistaken

25:43 Yeah, he got extended and so that's so the idea of the ten years for some consist That's bullcrap. That is total bull crap and this guy's the eight this guy This isn't Deutsche Welle. This is in Berlin this guy apparently it's out of the Aspen Institute offices in Berlin yeah There you go the Aspen Institute which is a spooky operation out of at Aspen Colorado run by the guy who wrote the Steve Jobs book Isaacson Oh, really? And the whole thing is fishy. And why this guy's like now all of a sudden an expert and then defending the FBI J Edgar Hoover that this is kind of bullshit thing that people need to be reminded of. The 10 years was not to maintain anything it was to prevent something from happening again

26:28 And this has sparked a whole bunch of reaction, a lot of comparisons to Watergate. You know just pulling in everything possible Bernstein of Woodward and Bernstein as we know he is He's now making money through CNN and apparently some agency. Let's get to basics, and that is that this is a terribly dangerous moment in American history The President of the United States has repeatedly made clear he does not want a legitimate investigation into the possible collusion of his aides and campaign with a hostile power. This is unprecedented in our history, A president who himself has attempted to impede the legitimate investigation of essentially looking into whether or not people around him and perhaps himself have colluded in some way with the enemy

27:25 With the enemy. I heard a lot on MSNBC, you know... We were attacked by Russia! They struck us! We were attacked! Attacked! And Rachel Maddow could not find any... Well Pelosi said that it was an act of war. She tried to say is this an act of war? Yes! Rachel Maddow was so beside herself with glee She said it was unprecedented and then of course she had a whole bunch of examples of precedents which was funny. We've been seeing live images of a plane sitting on a tarmac This was great, this is like OJ almost So they have a helicopter shot Of Comey's Gulfstream Agency Gulfstream whoever it is

28:06 Taxiing down the taxiway to line up and to take off. And Rachel Maddow was narrating it! Now moving down a taxi way in Los Angeles, this is a private plane of some kind It's not unusual for federal agencies especially big ones like the Department of Justice or the FBI To have private planes at their disposal Director Comey was in Los Angeles for I think what was supposed to be recruiting event to

28:49 effective immediately so right now he is no longer the director of the FBI. But he's still in that private plane! We believe that Director Comey is on that plane which is now taxiing down the runway, um, in Los Angeles presumably they'll be flying back to the East Coast. Presumably FBI headquarters are in Washington and will be heading back to Washington Oh man she's doing a whole travel itinerary this is riveting but all of this is unscripted at this point. It's unscripted! It's unscripted, John? Oh it's crazy because everything should be scripted in government. Heading back to Washington but all of this is unscripted at this point all of this is unprecedented there are historical parallels to what happened today but there has never been anything like this before There was one instance previously in US history which an FBI director has been fired by a U.S president

29:41 That was a very different circumstance. It was President Bill Clinton at the time, the FBI director who was fired. Did she even circumvent the whole Nixon thing? It's very interesting! in effect, abuse of office concerns that had been documented against him by the Department of Justice. Things like using a Department of Justice aircraft to fly to see his family." Now you see this is just confusing so many things completely unhinged I think is the term we'd like to use. Unhinged! Unhinged now here is something really nice that I picked up let me see if I have this here

30:22 Kellyanne Conway came on with the Cuomo kid on CNN and Cuomo, you know it's just raking her over the coals. Of course fun to do I thought she was persona non grata Oh But now if we get to pull her apart as fun but what happened because I decided I want cuz she started say something about About how the news business worked and having videos go viral so like oh I got a listening She often lets things slip That I think she doesn't mean to and there was one small news story that came out Just before the firing after the last show in between the last show and the firing There was this little little new story that Comey had directed the FBI to go back and change The record of his statement To Senate or Congress

31:13 I don't remember who he was talking to, where he said, oh no you know Huma Abedin. No poor intent there too uh... You know the hundreds of thousands of emails or thousands i think is what he said emails that were sent to Anthony Weiner. Uh..you know that was just a mistake and apparently that information was factually incorrect And this is what no one is talking about, but Kellyanne lets a slip in this interview. Look what I want is the truth that's all we should all want here and the idea that you should know the fruit of the investigation these many months in is naive and deceptive people who have been around these investigations will take you tell you they take time those who are doing it on the Senate and House side say they take time You've been misrepresenting The White House What James Clapper

32:00 You see she's talking about, and I couldn't figure out what she was saying. So this is why i started to listen to her. You've been misrepresenting the White House with what James Clapper said when he had seen no collusion of proof? Can you stop for a second? Yeah of course Does she get a word in ever or is just going to put somebody on the screen and start yelling at him a of

32:49 for this to be a hoax. I get it and that's why Comey being ousted just when that is heating up, not back when he started his tenure he didn't need anybody to tell him that Comey had been divisive within the agency He knew all that. You want me to ask the questions? Because you're giving all the answers. Kellyanne, I've got to check what you're saying. I gotta check what you're saying! Fact-check false! All the answers... Kellyanne, I've gotta check what you're saying. No, you're using words... I've gotta provide context for it because you are creating an image that doesn't reveal itself in fact Let me know when I can answer Knock yourself out Oh, what a dick! Knock yourself out She had an interesting comeback there Creating an image that doesn't reveal itself in fact

33:33 Let me know when I can answer. Knock yourself out! Ugh... Well, i'm gonna knock this out of the park by- I'm knocking out of the park on your ass Cuomo Alright now listen carefully Knock yourself out Well, I'm going to knock this out of the park By telling you That I'm sure it'll go viral now that she used the words naive and deceptive People think he used those words about me Although you were talking about his state of mind I'm talking about- This is interesting to me That she accuses him The whole conversation She doesn't care She accuses him of using the words naive and deceptive, and she claims that this is the new thing in the news business. Is to cut up the video so it sounds like- So that viral headline would be

34:17 Cuomo calls Kellyanne naive and deceptive, and that would go viral. And she's claiming this is the new way that news works That was interesting to me And then of course then I heard more. Use those words about me although you were talking about a state of mind I'm sure. I'm talking about this narrative coming out of the White House. That's the new thing to try to go viral But here are those of us who do want the truth Okay The idea that you think that this was about Russia and not about an FBI director who just yesterday forced his bureau to correct sworn testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee where he said Huma Abedin had this practice. She had forwarded, quote, hundreds of thousands of emails and they quote many of them- So President Trump was so upset that James Comey was unfair to Huma Abedin that he fired him? No, President Trump is...President Trump wants a FBI director who is impartial, who's not politicized

35:10 and who has the confidence and the trust of people in the Bureau, of Republicans and Democrats on Capitol Hill, of the Attorney General, of the Deputy Attorney General who oversees the FBI Director, and of the President of United States. And he announced that! So what I'm seeing—I think there's an internal issue. Remember it is the FBI in New York City who have the emails. It all came down with those guys, and I think Giuliani is involved in all of that And I think what happened is Comey tried to dust that away. He got called on it because he said something wrong, which he probably didn't even intend to do. But there's something about the Huma Abedin emails... Yeah, I agree with this. ...which is really not kosher and Kellyanne let that slip. There's another little tidbit you missed here. Oh, what did I miss? The guy makes—and this is part of the narrative—well, in fact Maxine Waters uses it.

36:08 If nothing's changed, why didn't he fire him when he got in office? Because he didn't have the deputy confirmed yet. Exactly because she says or he says that... Well no she says in this case that the Deputy Attorney General is the one who oversees the director of the FBI. The guy has only been an office for two weeks! Yeah but they had to wait for him to get confirmed. He was getting his feet wet and gets into office 2 weeks later and says this guy has gotta go and fires him. So why is, what is so does anybody take a look at that and say well maybe that's the reason he wasn't fired right away? No. And there's a lot of hush-hush about Uma's emails no one is talking about that but there's something big going on with those emails and it goes beyond just this stuff going on for sure I mean she lets this slip and no one else is talking about it and even Cuomo doesn't dive into it

37:03 No, he doesn't care. Now Comey I just want to reiterate that we've always been thinking what is up with this Comey guy? If we're just going to talk circumstantial evidence as everyone does please remember he was on the board of HSBC the notorious money laundering bank He was on the board to help fix...He's a fixer...to help fix this issue with HSBC And they also do all the Clinton Foundation money. Yeah, these guys are not kosher so I always thought Comey kind of knew what was going on there and he's like oh keep an eye out and I thought maybe he was on Trump side but it's possible that he was really there covering for Hillary all along

37:48 It's impossible to figure this out, it's a mess. Yeah it's a mess for sure but now that you but the one thing that I keep seeing over and over which is very disconcerting as especially by now is the CIA front people yeah the spokesholes mostly in the media that are somehow not necessarily working for them on on the payroll basis many maybe maybe its consultants or there are some how they're connected and they're all in a row saying the same thing, which leads me to believe there's something really wrong at the CIA because they're trying to keep... Because what they don't want is Trump put a new person in there. But there must be something big going on there that they try and get stopped cover up or something it may have to do with an un I don't know if you can find this story but look and see if you can find search for the word warlord It was a clip that we didn't play which I had

38:42 never got around to it, but then one of the major warlords in Afghanistan came out of the woodwork and is now demanding that the United States leave the country. Thousands of Afghans turned out today to hail the return a former warlord to Kabul. Gulbuddin Hekmatyar responded with a demand that US and other outside forces leave Afghanistan, he rallied the crowd with a call for peace with the Taliban and criticized the Afghan government for its cooperation with the U.S.. Let's all end this war together in our country first and tell the foreign forces that Afghans are able to sort out their issues themselves, and that we want them to leave Afghanistan. No one has any justification for the presence of foreign troops." The U.S now has about 8000 troops in Afghanistan next week. The Pentagon is widely expected to recommend sending more troops now

39:43 I think at this point, there's been a movie about this. About the Vietnam War and the movement of heroin into this country. Coordinated by one of the intelligence agencies that starts with a C. And then we had Iran-Contra? We had Iran-Contra, which was minor compared to what's going on now. And then we have this opium epidemic in this country? If it ever got out with some proof instead of two guys speculating based on you know well... American Gangster that was the... American Gangsters is an excellent true movie And if it got out with the epidemic that we have and all the deaths that we've been having with overdoses in this country, that the CIA was responsible for in any way shape or form because they're using it as a theoretically is their way of getting a lot of black money that they can spend on other things including controlling the media. It would be a disaster!

40:37 You're absolutely right and it is so analogous to Iran-Contra on a different scale, I agree. The CIA was selling drugs the way they did it is they created crack cocaine sold mainly to poor neighborhoods Gary Webb got killed over this you know that was 35 40 years ago It'll take 35 or 40 years and then we'll learn hey remember the big heroin epidemic when kids were dropping dead? Yeah! It's the CIA bringing that shit in So they could get their funding for whatever other things they were up too Yes, ding. There was a very beautiful... and by the way I'd like to just point out that how slick we were just there a minute ago. Oh yeah no you do this too often! Never mind it's okay i take it back Condoleezza Rice was on The View

41:35 And you don't have to groan because it was really interesting in that she did not, and she's promoting a book. Then maybe she's promoting herself I get the goes hand-in-hand and of course this is right after Comey got fired and she's asked a series of questions and none of the answers are what The View wants to hear so they just keep asking questions and no one's like oh really? What yeah no none of that! So it kind of starts with Flynn you know, how could they have not known? We saw Polly Yates say that she told everybody don't hire this guy get rid of him he's horrible. How do you make somebody heed a warning that they may not want to hear well let me just say I've been in Washington and a lot of times... And you haven't! Oh I told them this I told them that I don't know what those conversations were really like so I'm not gonna go there right I'm just gonna tell you this

42:29 Michael Flynn is gone. Yes, and HR McMaster is as good as you can do for national security advisor And so Americans ought to be comforted wait a minute by the character of the person who's there This is one of the most decorated and best generals of his generation isn't he having trouble with Trump though right now? I'm not that I can see They may say something right. I think this is a really good national security team, look it's we have a different kind of president all right let's he's different. He never been in government before and when you haven't been in government before sometimes that looks kind of easy in there until you get in there yeah and when he said you know this job was a lot harder than I thought oh yes this is where we get a punchline

43:15 No, what an idiot. He didn't know it was going to be much harder. Ha ha ha! Nope. When he said this job's a lot harder than I thought...I actually kind of felt bad for him because it is a really hard job and- What were you feeling? She felt bad for him? We got problems here with this guest. Get rid of her! No, no we just keep asking until we can get a punchline. Felt bad for him because it is a really hard job and it's a lonely job and you want people around who you trust so they've done well Rex Tillerson is a really good Secretary of State and Jim Mattis is a great Secretary of Defense What?! And they've got some really tough problems as she was saying at the beginning when your dealing with

43:55 a North Korean leader who is, let's just say reckless. He might even be unhinged." Oh yes! Unhinged!! We gotta do that more in unison. Hold on... we got to get better at that because this word is not going away. "...is lets just say reckless he might even be unhinged..." UNHINGED!!! Come on you were late come on lets try it again. You know hold You have to, what are we going to do? A two beat. What are you gonna do just as soon as they say unhinged you're saying on top of them? One beat and I'll do two and will sync up Okay well try it. And a leader who is let's just say reckless he might even be unhinged Unhinged! Close enough

44:40 And he is getting better with nuclear weapons, he's getting longer in his ranges to perhaps one day reach the United States. I don't care who you are as president that's a scary proposition. You take it seriously? Yeah okay so oh this guest is starting to suck okay let's talk about Flynn then because we all know he's in the pocket of the Russians! Madam Secretary um... It's been alleged that weeks before For President Trump's inauguration, Flynn discussed American sanctions against Russia as well as other areas of perhaps a possible cooperation with the Russian ambassador. As someone- This by the way is not proven this is all just assertions you know that but this is not a fact by any means. Release the transcript so we can get it over with why would they do that? Because its not in there I presume. Cooperation with the Russian ambassador

45:30 As someone who has had that position as national security advisor Would you have felt comfortable at that time before the inauguration having those conversations or or is that inappropriate? Oh goody now we're gonna get him Let me make a distinction here because when you are the National Security Advisor elect in other words You're your guys been elected, but you've not yet been inaugurated. You will have conversations with foreign supporters what They want to meet you, they want to establish a relationship. The thing you shouldn't do is talk about policy and suggest that you might be changing the policy of the administration because there's only one president at a time until your president, until the new president is sworn in

46:15 The president who is there gets to make policy. So I don't know what Michael Flynn did or did not say, nor does anyone there on The View... I'll just say that as a matter of principle you can talk to anybody in that period but you should never suggest that you might be making changes in policy and maybe they should just wait until there's a change in administration. I don't know whether he did or did not but the principle issue wouldn't do that. Hey team this is clearly a dead Try Tillerson. Try the oil guy, maybe he'll have something to say about the oil. Exxon, Tillerson, Tillerson So you mentioned Rex Tillerson and you're a big fan of his I hear you now when i've read that And uh... He has the same job you had That's right Right But the difference between him and you is You're not a woman? He's your woman? That he has deep ties business ties to Russia Oh! It seems as though we were talking this morning about all these people who are attached to Russia Ohhh! What do make up all that attachment to Russia

47:14 Well, if you're an oil man... The Russians have what people call good geology. They've got a lot of oil and if you are an oil CEO, of course you're going to try to negotiate with Vladimir Putin to get rights to drill for that oil That's what you gonna do I think what you've seen though is that whatever Rex Tillerson's relationships may have been in Russia, he is acting on the basis of what the Russians are doing. He did something I'm not sure would have had the nerve to do. He went to Moscow just before he was going to meet with Putin and- Wait a minute but now she thinks she's a hero? This is crazy! It's like I wouldn't have had the nerve to do it. He went to Moscow just before he was going to meet with Putin and says well the Russian were either incompetent or they were lying

47:56 about the Syrian chemical weapons. I thought, wow that's rough! So he is acting on our behalf Oh, oh. But isn't he acting on behalf of Exxon? That can't be! This makes no sense! And now Condoleezza Rice sticks the knife in The View and they can't even say anything I get that about him but what about the rest of them? They didn't work for Exxon Just look at where relations are with Russians Again, we ought to be looking into what ties were there...that makes perfectly good sense

48:31 But I also want to say something about Vladimir Putin and interfering in our elections. He has been trying to interfere in our elections and everybody else's for a very long time. What cyber allows... I love the girls in the background, yeah that's right, that's right, yes true fact, yeah that's right. Listen to them they're there in the back, mm-hmm oh yeah. Interfere in our elections than everybody elses for a very long time What cyber allows him to do is it to do it more efficiently and more quickly. But let's not deceive ourselves that the Russians haven't tried these tricks before, they have. Now I would have said when we...I would've said to the Russians We know you did it at a time of our choosing we will find a way to punish that behavior

49:16 But Vladimir Putin is an eye for an eye kind of person. And we questioned, or Secretary Clinton questioned the legitimacy of his election in 2012 now he's saying now I'm going to question the legitimacy of your election by hacking into it and so forth So don't let him get the satisfaction of thinking that we don't believe our own elections to be legitimate. So do you think that was a personal eye for an eye against Hillary Clinton? I don't know what she said but whoo! Yes, yes. He likes to intimidate Madam Secretary if he indeed did engage in these types of tactics in our election then the very legitimacy of our election is at issue isn't it? No no and that's where

50:04 No, this sucks. on the basis of who they thought was best going to represent their interest. And so I'm not going to question the legitimacy of their vote because Vladimir Putin tried to interfere in the elections, that's just a step that i don't think we should take let's trust our fellow citizens have been smart enough to vote for the people that they thought they oughta be voting for. In the back you go yeah, yeah... Oh this is just moment of freshness and clarity on The View oh my goodness! It'll be last you'll ever see ever

50:53 Well, interestingly now she's on a tour. She's going to many different outlets and this was on Let me see I don't know where she was on but she slipped As good as she was on the view, she slipped. Listen for this slip in this short clip about North Korea and South Korea The situation is going to be complicated further by what happened in South Korea in the elections because by all reports this is going to be a South Korean government that has more favorable disposition toward the North Koreans perhaps wants negotiations

51:29 But we're gonna have to say to that North Korean government. Do you understand that with missile defenses and the like? We would like to try to protect you but don't even think about trying to In the isolation of the North Koreans because the American president will not tolerate the situation as it is Yeah, she says she blotched two or three things in there yeah, but she says we're gonna tell the North Koreans something then do as though they've been met South Korea's and then she's I don't know what the hell she was trying to do. No, no, no! What she's saying is... She was scrambled. Yes, that possible new leadership of South Korea will want to reunify and she's saying we can't have that? I mean arms sales crazy?! Exactly well here it is this clip is New Moon it says Moom The guy's name is Moon he's you know there are only four names in Korea Park Moon Kim Yum-yum

52:25 And so, and the first name is the last name. So it's that there's you just keep Park Sun and Moon anyway. So this guy is probably related to the moon guy but listen to this report on him from Deutsche Welle. All right now to South Korea where the new president says he is willing to visit North Korea to improve relations between the two countries The son of refugees who fled the north The new leader advocates a less confrontational approach towards Pyongyang That's one of several challenges facing him already on his first day in office. This is South Korea's new president, Moon Jae-in former human rights lawyer and a liberal taking over after decades of conservative rule His inbox is full and given recent high tensions with North Korea perhaps the most urgent task is to set a new tone with Pyongyang He says he's ready to go wherever necessary

53:25 I will urgently try to solve the security crisis. I'll be always on the move for peace in the Korean peninsula if necessary, I will fly straight to Washington I will go to Beijing and Tokyo and if the conditions allow to Pyongyang as well Exactly yeah Oh we can't have any of this No we can't I just got a clip in it would be kind of dangerous just to play it, but we could Apparently Condoleezza's take on killing Kim Jong-un Should we give it a shot?

54:03 Go one. You make a really good point about what China may or may not want I mean if we were to see the regime you know go away or die, what does that mean for refugees? Are they all going to flood into China? In fact they don't want that They don't want that and that long border that they share would be they believe unstable but the alternative at this point is a North Korean regime that keeps going on the path that it's on and that ultimately confronts an American president, I don't know if it's a year from now three years from now five years from now with having to use military force uh...to deal with that uh...with the capabilities in North Korea so i would say the Chinese nobody wants to take advantage of what might happen in North Korea most especially United States but you've got to get tougher with that regime

54:51 I guess it was about the killing of him. I don't know. It was nothing yeah, i'm sorry we tried you know But it is very interesting to see south and north Korea wanting to reunify And these are families that were split apart I mean this is you know well that and the new guy moon Is a from a North Korean family? Yeah We can have this because then what its more about China than about arms sales but China's also bought arm sales We can't have this happening So how are we gonna do that? How-how, we probably have to kill the new North Korean. The South Korean guy That's the only solution Because we need the evil kid Yeah, the evil kids good The evil kid is awesome I got an ask Adam It was still based on the Comey stuff Okay

55:39 So I got to, this chatterbox was on Charlie Rose. Some journalist and she said that they couldn't talk and she was stammering and everything. She's bitchin' and moaning about the firing of Comey And at some point she mentioned something and I said no-no-no! I stopped it because this is a perfect Ask Adam. You know, forcing out of our talks. During Watergate? That's right the Watergate comparisons abound renewed calls for a special prosecutor with representative Eric Swalwell of California Democrat is on the House Intelligence Committee saying this is not what an innocent person would do This is an abuse of power shows a consciousness of guilt Pat Leahy The senator from Vermont says it's nothing less than Nixonian so on and so forth And while most Republicans that we've heard from So far in these early you know hour

56:26 two since this has begun unfolding, have stood by the decision for Comey to go saying he had been a lightning rod and contentious figure. But one notable exception so far on the Republican side- Ask Adam, ask Adam. All right let's see what one notable exception on the Republican side would take the side of the Democrats in attacking Trump? You got five seconds. Lindsey Graham and or John McCain Pick one. Lindsey Graham. Wrong! No, damn it! Damn it! Do I get a booby prize? You gotta remember this one little precept... Lindsey Graham does what John McCain tells him to. Oh okay. Well yeah, I think the reason why is because I remember seeing a Lindsey Graham clip somewhere and just thought maybe he was the one song. Yeah there was a few. Dammit so it was McCain

57:21 Yeah, play the answer. But one notable exception so far on the Republican side Senator John McCain saying that while Trump has the power to do this he's disappointed in President Trump and that this just underscores the need for a special congressional committee So while this certainly affects internally how the administration moves forward It is like throwing gas on the fire in terms of the congressional reaction. One point, which you just referred to the president does have the authority to fire the FBI director for any reason backfire. That's right. I left that little bit. He did this is not being emphasized very often on normal news shows and oh no it doesn't fit in with the narrative he got fired

58:13 Did you see Lavrov? Lavrov was with Rex Tillerson at the State Department. It's just gloating, it seems to me. Oh this is beautiful so they come in just to say hi and you know the old clippity-clop place there the doors open they walk in and hey everybody! And then a reporter shouts yo what do think about Comey getting fired?! And Lavrov does, Voddy got fired!! And then the CNN response is beautiful after that. To me, he looked really surprised.

59:12 I'm sure he was. What does he do? That's all he's got to do is follow the machinations of who gets fired and who doesn't? I mean, I think this is blown out of proportions. This is a domestic thing to begin with. It has nothing to do with international policy necessarily. Well here's the one... CBS was all over this of course with the company thesis and how it should go down. And they sent Elizabeth Palmer to Sochi to talk with Putin because he was, they could catch him in between matches. He's playing hockey for ice hockey. And so this is a... Wait wait wait hold on I didn't see this. Is he wearing like the big shoulder pads during the interview?

1:00:05 He's coming off the ice with the big shoulder pads on. And she is standing there in this kind of tunnel where the players are coming through as a game is over. Is she wearing a parka? Yes, she's wearing a furry hood. So he's skating off the ice and what's missing is that he doesn't skate up to her at high speeds and then stop and kick ice at her He doesn't do that, but he skates off and he comes up doing she starts asking him questions. He wants to just almost instantly answers the question because he understands English very well But but the translator stops him and makes them slow down so he could ask The question in Russian you through the translator And it goes but you can barely hear what he has to say, but most of it is We I don't who cares was got nothing to do with me

1:00:56 which is what Putin keeps saying. And then, as the report continues they go off and they give a kind of weird kind of nasty little needle to Putin in the end of the report when Scott Pelly comes back on it's very interesting free trip for Elizabeth to Sochi which is a resort area where she can do some skiing and so she goes there this is that this is it What happened yesterday It was truly shocking. Senate Democrats accused the president today of courting a constitutional crisis He feels the dragnet tightening on the Russia investigation I believe that's why he let Comey go They argue there is now just one solution What clip is this? It's uh, well maybe... Maybe I got the wrong one Should be Elizabeth Palmer in Sochi

1:01:51 I see the problem. Okay, it was my problem alphabet alphabetization issue Russian officials have been keeping an eye on all of this including Vladimir Putin well today our Elizabeth Palmer went one-on-one with Putin rinkside in Sochi Russia All suited up for an amateur hockey match, President Vladimir Putin took the time to weigh in on Washington's latest scandal. How will the firing of James Comey affect US-Russia relations? It looks very funny for me. Don't be angry with me We have nothing to do with it I could only hear we had nothing to do with it, was hard to care So the kicker is then, it's a Liz kicker You see? I'm going to play hockey with the hockey players Officially Putin denies Russia even has an opinion

1:03:03 But he's as skilled a player on the world stage as he is on the ice. As the president scored in Sochi, his foreign minister Sergei Lavrov was chalking up a win in Washington meeting President Trump in the Oval Office American reporters were shot out so it was up to the Russians to tweet this picture And this one with Russia's controversial ambassador, Sergey Kiselyak who remains at the heart of the alleged collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia's meddling in the last election. The pictures would have pleased Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov, who in a quiet backroom at the hockey arena explained his concern that any mention of Russia is now so toxic in Washington that real improvement in relations is a long way off. It's quite difficult for Mr Trump to speak about willingness to cooperate with Russia even if it is in the interest of United States what is ridiculous part of this story

1:04:04 So you're afraid he's now hemmed in? Well, he is definitely under a huge pressure by those who still argue his presidency. By those who still cannot accept that he is head of state in the United States. the fact that they have lost to Mr. Trump." Scott, the Russians had high hopes they would get along well with a Trump administration but it's all gone terribly wrong and relations haven't been this bad since the end of the Cold War so they're looking for any opportunity to build on at the moment however all that didn't put mr. Putin off his game today he went on to score

1:04:50 seven goals. Not even Vladimir Putin checks Elizabeth Palmer, Liz thanks very much. Okay so we have two jokes at the end one nobody scores seven goals in hockey unless it's rigged you know yeah well hello oh my god I missed it and can't stop it from going in or kicking it in and then the Chex joke which is... Yeah yeah yeah very funny yeah well you know It's not like Obama with the mom jeans throwing out the first pitch. Remember the lob? That was great, and Bush wasn't much better. Anyway we definitely have to talk about Putin but before that I would like to personally thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you John C whether he stands for CIA is covering up the poppies Dvorak

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1:34:53 A bit of more, this Russia thing. Just a few things... I have one more Comey clip. Oh okay we'll do one more Comey clip This was just a clip of the mania that Really hate the Trump hatred thing going on to an extreme. This was Tim Kaine it was brought in PBS I mean, I guess is the former vice presidential candidate along with Hillary obviously hates Trump Yeah And he comes on which is just nonsense and I found it I mean Judy tried this you know point out that it was bullcrap what he was saying but did most egregious ones where I cut it off and then we'll make a comment and then we're gone on

1:35:33 there. On Capitol Hill we have heard serious concerns raised by some Republicans and calls from Democrats for a special counsel to investigate the Russia story, we get reaction out of Mr Trump's firing of James Comey from Hillary Clinton's vice presidential nominee he is the Democratic senator from the state of Virginia Tim Kaine Senator Kane thank you very much for joining us. Glad to Judy the firing of Director Comey outrageous. Why? I think this is a clear attempt by President Trump to thwart and block and undermine the investigation into collusion and ties between Russia, and the Trump campaign transition administration And there is now a pattern of very extraordinary personnel actions The firing of Sally Yates The firing of General Flynn

1:36:24 Attorney General Sessions having to recuse himself from the Russia investigation and now the firing of Jim Comey. And the thing, the thread that connects all these highly unusual actions is the investigation into Russia President Trump is afraid of this he's trying to undermine it And that should make us all redouble our efforts to both on the criminal side have a special prosecutor to get to the bottom of it and in Congress, the Senate Intel Committee needs to accelerate the pace and get the answers we need. Well Senator I'm sure you know the White House is saying that's just not the case they are saying they had a specific set of reasons for firing Director Comey it had to do with

1:37:03 he handled Secretary Clinton's email controversy. They had a different set of reasons for asking the National Security Advisor, General Flynn to leave and so on and so on. So why are you so convinced that the Russia investigation is at the core of all this? Judy again let's dig into the pattern Sally Yates is the deputy AG, a career prosecutor. She goes to the White House and she says we are worried that your sitting national security advisor is compromised by ties to Russia and President Trump immediately fires not General Flynn he fired Sally Yates

1:37:42 He doesn't just instantly fire Sally Yates. No, she refused to participate in the Muslim...to uphold the Muslim ban. And that was big news and the same guys like him oh she was just trying you know she was doing her moral best by not going along with this Muslim ban and he went on about it now all of a sudden its because of this and besides that when she first reported it Flynn was fired within two weeks Well hold on a second. He took up dates Hold one second I have only one Yates clip and i thought it was actually quite good. Um, when Senator Cruz reads her the law saying hey! The president's allowed to do this because he was hammering down on why she actually was fired because she didn't uphold the executive order. You mind if I just play this quick? Yes! Texas Republican senator Ted Cruz asked Yates to explain why she thought it was okay to defy the President He quoted the statute that gives the President authority over immigration

1:38:44 Whenever the president finds that the entry of any alien or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, he may by proclamation and for such period as he shall deem necessary suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or non-immigrants. Or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may deem appropriate Would you agree that is broad statutory authorization? I would and i am familiar with that. And also familiar with an additional provision of the INA, which says no person shall receive preference or be discriminated against in issuance of a visa because of race nationality or place of birth That I believe was promulgated after the statute that you just quoted. Well...and I really love this because The two things are completely separate

1:39:34 There's a difference between State Department rules and regulations, and an executive authority. And people were like, oh she just butt-slammed Ted Cruz! Butt slam!! I'm no lawyer but to me that seemed pretty flimsy Yeah, I agree. So I have a couple of clips here about the collusion and just a lot of hate Russia, Russia Trump, Russia Trump, Trump, Trump, Russia. This is Representative Jerry Nadler It is clear that this was fired That the firing was because the president didn't like the investigation or perhaps he's afraid where it was going And until today I would've said that I had suspicions about the president campaign's collusion with the Russians

1:40:23 This firing leads me to conclude that there was collusion, that the president was involved in it because otherwise there is no reason the president would undertake this cover-up. And this is clearly part of a cover up." It's just unbelievable! They're just making it up! I mean... listen Look, hear me now believe me later. It would be great for our show if there was this elaborate cover-up This would be fantastic But excuse me Nancy Drew it's I mean the the reason is very expressly stated you may not like it You may not believe it but you're just in a fantasy world If there are any facts this show certainly be the first to go Oh gotcha

1:41:04 Where's the transcripts of Flynn? Where is any of this stuff. None of it exists. Alright, Congressman Nadler for the record there you are saying that you believe because of this the president himself colluded with Russians ahead of the election. No proof at this point unless there is something you have to show that. This is just your assumption based on this firing. My assumption based on the firing is that there's no reason why he would do that if he didn't, if you weren't concerned that the investigation was going to show things that he didn't want shown. And either means that he was or people close to him were colluding with the Russians." Now please! He's even saying, No-no-no There's no evidence but it obviously means that there's evidence

1:41:47 Or that it happened. Maybe they have the movie, The Peeing on the Bed? Oh! Another one I'd love to see! Oh my goodness... Now ABC Nightline Had Koki Roberts on and they just took this all the way to be just throwing in the kitchen sink Every meme every and I shortened this up significantly less than a minute half Just saying you know from Watergate to be a cover. It's everything do you think the water gate comparison is a fair one? Yes, what we see in both situations Is how can how can it be Watergate was ill John?

1:42:23 And refresh our memory on Watergate for a moment. What happened exactly? Because no one is...they were just throwing out Watergate and half the people who are saying it weren't even alive when Watergate happened. Watergate was during the second Nixon administration where there's some fears that the Democrats were planning some sort of something, and they...Nixon's people put together a burglar team of ex-CIA guys, and if you read Family of Secrets book. It's implied that these guys botched it on purpose because the CIA was out to get Nixon, but you have to read that book is very interesting theory and changes your view on Nixon anyway so Nixon put together a bunch of burglars and they burglarized the place illegally And I don't know if they remember what they stole documents or but they were caught

1:43:13 And then the whole thing turned into a, because of the attempted cover-up and then the discovery of tapes. This is where it gets interesting and I want you to just delve into a little bit... The tapes specifically, the Watergate tapes this was involved in recording conversations wiretapping or not this is somehow how its being compared to each other Yeah, and there's no comparison. It is a very false comparison on pretty much every level I mean, I think you can compare it to a lot of other things. I think Iran-Contra would be closer but except for the lack of the CIA although they may be involved in this, we don't know But...no, they just like throwing it out because its got an evil term nobody remembers what Watergate was about or who was involved with it And what was

1:44:06 So my grandmother at the time, we were living in the Netherlands so this was 72-73 I think Watergate? Around that time. And my grandmother would record on our little... Remember those portable cassette tape players where you had like... A Niagara! Nooo! My grandma did not have a Niagara! A Nagara! No, it was a Sony or something. And you slip the- is it top loader? Slip the cassette and people don't know this! Top loader, slip the cassette and pffft You close- you close the door. Hmm? A Philips Norelco. Norelco Yes With that shitty microphone with the switch on the side

1:44:46 With the switch, it would always make so much noise when you turn it on and go... It would sound like this. Okay I'm talking now? I'm going to turn it off! And then you had to press the red button record or as the Dutch would say record and play at the same time that would then start the tape mechanism and would say let's record later of course we use those for our VIC-20 in Commodore 64s different story Wasn't there some erase, the secretary had gotten herself all... somehow she had her left foot on the pedal and a right foot in her ear. Her left hand could somehow accidentally erase? There was some, there was a few minutes erased this was explained in a movie Oh gosh that's our American history for you The movie was a comedy called I think it's called Dick

1:45:33 And I'll get the name of the movie. It's a must, unfortunately it's such a reference movie so if you weren't around during this era you would not have... have a clue what the jokes were, which is the problem with this movie. But it had this...the moment where this happened in the movie was somebody was having sex on the desk or something and they bumped a thing. I never heard that part of the story! That's even better. No no, this is bullcrap. It's a comedy. It's a comedy movie and it explains-it actually explains the entire Watergate phenomenon in some way that makes sense because of these two cheerleaders that showed up at the White House. And it's one of the most interesting, well-constructed films ever made. Oh another tip! Yeah let me get what you're talking about I'll get to name this movie. It is called Dick though. Okay...I will...that sounds familiar. Anyways so Koki Roberts who is from that era and I forgot to finish a story my grandmother would send these tapes all the congressional hearings which are on TV and radio all day long

1:46:37 And of course she'd send them as, hey here's the Watergate tapes. Anyway... Here is Cokie Roberts ABC Nightline. The Watergate comparison is a fair one? Yes What we see in both situations Is a president feeling that an investigation was getting too close for comfort and trying to shut it down One key difference between now and then there was a select committee on Watergate by The difference now is that the only one of those checks that is there, it's the press. And the president has spent a great deal of his presidency undermining the press. You need Woodward and Bernstein? Right! But would investigative reporters Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein have had this same impact in the era of Twitter and so-called fake news? We know there's no such thing as fake news. We live at a time when people don't believe facts

1:47:45 And if we can't convince people that facts are facts, that's a very difficult situation. Tonight the Senate Intel Committee issued a subpoena for documents from General Mike Flynn, a sign their investigation of him is pressing on. Senators are also asking questions about Trump's business dealings. During your investigation of all things Russia did you ever find a situation where Trump business interests in Russia gave you concern. Senator Graham, I can't comment on that because that impacts Investigations officials tell ABC News that the FBI is increasingly focused on several Trump associates including Carter page now there's something missing for yeah We'll get to him There's something missing in the comparison because Worden and Bernstein didn't they have deep throat? Oh

1:48:37 Yes, and in the movie which is called Dick by the way. The deep throat is accounted for by the two cheerleaders And by the way to cheerleaders are done Kirsten Dunst and Michelle Williams playing 15 year olds Yes, Deep Throat was the guy who finally revealed himself a few I think like five years ago if you're not mistaken. Mm-hmm as some CIA guy Retired now all right so we're missing a deep throat We don't have a deep throat in this but we do have the wire tapping and well we do have Lindsey Graham in a matter of speaking Yay Nobody wants Lindsey Graham on their dodgeball team okay? It's just not happening Senator Rand Paul.

1:49:37 There's a lot of hypocrisy going on. Many of these Democrats, including Chuck Schumer said they lost confidence in Comey a long time ago Hillary Clinton has been blaming Comey They should be thanking President Trump for getting rid of Comey because he politicized something that may well have had something to do with Hillary Clinton's loss So I think it is a lot of crocodile tears and people saying They were forgetting where to come me too, but now they're gonna say it's all about this Russia investigation Which hasn't produced one iota of evidence that anybody did anything wrong or broke the law? No. Thank you finally someone speaking some truth and then he elaborates on the wiretapping, which we've explained but it's just nice to hear

1:50:33 by using some sort of modern technology that really is not literally a wiretap anymore. But they did listen to Flynn's phone call and this is an amazing invasion of privacy, and realize what kind of world we're going to live in, and realize the statement that Chuck Schumer said just a week or two ago. He said don't mess with our intelligence community because they'll get you six ways to Sunday if you do and that Trump's making a big mistake here, but he was coming from one of the people Schumer is one of the eight people in Congress that know everything about intelligence when he says that the president should be afraid of the intelligence community That shouldn't make us all wake up Because what about the lesser mortals in this country? They decide they don't like us

1:51:14 What do you think could happen to us if they had that much power? And when you say, You think you were surveilled. Do you get a lead on that or is that a gut feeling Or are you just wonder We've had two reporters call us who say they have sources I have not seen the sources so i can't say one way or another But when I have 2 different reporter calling me saying They have multiple sources Saying that The Obama administration was either unmasking presidential candidates, my ears do perk up. Not really for my sake because I know i haven't done anything wrong but really for the American public's sake that if they're doing this to presidential candidates they could sway presidential elections? See we're worried about the Russians swaying an election what about our own intelligence community being used by the previous administration to sway elections that is a bombshell! Yeah well remember the Kucinich clip that we had yeah

1:52:05 He was also pissed about it. Actually, pissed? Yeah. Pissed! And of course they finally railroaded him out of office. Well yeah... Through gerrymandering We can't have that Okay, what else we got? Anything- Well I have a quickie. If you don't mind just real quick. Phrase from the Shays... Phrase from the Shays which was my phrase which was found someone figured out where the term blood on the moon comes from Which is something my mom would say Adam Clark Curry if you do that there'll be blood on the moon

1:52:50 I've heard it used, but don't know what it means. I think once did? Well you...but I have the etymology of where it comes from That's what we're waiting for It comes from the movie Blood on the Moon with Robert Mitchum Barbara Bel Geddes known from Dallas I think When there is blood on the moon death lurks in the shadows It was a western So my mom was pretty much saying if you do that I'm gonna end you Happy Mother's Day. Okay, nice

1:53:32 All right, we're going to do some international stuff. Yes I was just about to ask and i'm so tired of... A lot of stuff is being overlooked in fact Deutsche Welle has been running this story for over a week and now it keeps getting updated uh..I was gonna start with the clip about the second guy being arrested as a Nazi plot to set up the immigrants as murderers Now, now they're... I had to throw that clip away. Because now there's a third guy! So this is the German Nazi plot update. Oh, update? Oh, German Nazi plot...

1:54:10 Oh, yeah. I'm Brent Goff. It's good to have you with us. He was responsible for the hit list of people to be murdered. That is what police in Germany are claiming tonight following the latest arrest in the case of a suspected far right terror cell inside the German army. Authorities suspect the lieutenant helped another officer in a plot to assassinate top politicians and then blame refugees This is the third arrest in the investigation so far. Prosecutors say the names on that hit list included Germany's president." Their sights were set on former German President Joachim Gauck, as well as on Justice Minister Heiko Maas. Investigators found their names and a list of potential targets.

1:54:59 According to what we've discovered so far, the three suspects were planning an attack on the life of senior politicians and public figures committed to what the suspects considered to be misguided refugee and immigration policies. Police officers arrested a 27-year old lieutenant here in Kale on the border with France The arrest has raised concerns of a right-wing terror cell within the German armed forces. Investigators are searching barracks across the country for evidence pointing to right wing extremism or anything glorifying Germany's Nazi past. Investigators believe the suspects had cooked up a sophisticated plan to deflect attention. The evidence we've uncovered so far suggests Franco A was to execute the attack himself

1:55:47 It goes on, they go and show a lot of... What is this about? I mean why what do we know really. What we know is that this all stems from that, I don't know, maybe two weeks ago the guy was arrested for posing as a refugee and getting into the refugee system. Right yeah I know it happened but why? And apparently, I don't know, this could all be ginned up for all I know. Could be false flag boy! Well, if it didn't work. But the idea was to kill some of these pro-immigration guys which makes again if you think about this doesn't really make any sense let's kill pro immigration guys and then blame it on immigrants? That'd be kind of cool It's like what?

1:56:32 So the immigrants killed the people who want them in. Right, if it was... In fact the impact would be you kill people that were against immigration and then say oh look at these people against immigration are gonna get killed by these maniacs So, the whole... this story is not very uh... It holds no water. There's no there there! Well, it was something because they arrested three guys so far and now they're looking into getting rid of a bunch of senior officers and what they show in their videos is visiting a bunch of barracks and then latest is that some Soldier for example, my collectives are one of those old Nazi helmets. It's got that funny looking shield in the back You know they have the skirt it's kind like a skirt Yeah, yeah dog now if you got one of those and your obviously a plotter right-wing plotter Did you see that video? I think I sent you the link

1:57:25 But that woman with two children who goes into a shopping mart and then sees... It's very good. You got to put it in the show notes, people need to watch this video. Yeah it doesn't work without the video but you have to see this. There are couple of clips there that could kind of work. The whole idea what really happened is you have to see the proximity of her to these guys and just I tried it believe me, I tried it didn't work for me. We have strict rules here on The No Agenda Show Well, so this woman goes into a grocery store that she shops at in Portland. It's Portland. It's the Portlandia store. It's almost like a scripted story She goes in there and she says oh my god There's a Confederate flag rug hanging on the wall that they were selling it. She never shows it in her clip

1:58:11 And so she starts making a big fuss about it. But she's doing this while filming, filming everyone in the store saying don't you think that's racist? That's racist and just goes on and on and then these guys are like hey why don't you f off Yeah, get out of here. Get out of here! So she leaves and yeah go ahead And so they call her a bitch and she bitches about that for incessantly and then she gets back to her car saying I'm never shopping here again nobody else should either and then as she puts her kids in the cars you got two kids with just me rolling their eyes at crazy mom and then this guy walks out of the store gets to pick up some

1:58:48 Some carts or something and she starts yelling at him. Don't come close Yeah, she's a my the guy is a mile away And so some woman comes in helps her and then she's just completely beside herself She's they attack me they attacked me a nervous breakdown it is a very Portland thing oh Okay, I didn't understand definitely well support let me this I thought it was episode of Portlandia I mean that's how bad it wasn't now I understand your comment because I have never seen portlandia So that's why I didn't understand what you were saying Oh yeah, no. Portlandia is about the insanity of the area and... You should definitely watch a couple episodes I have an update The domain has been now active in our DNS again I need to talk about this for second because this is the adverse and unintended consequences of the great technological society we live in Can you explain what happened? And I have huge gripe Okay go

1:59:43 So there are two domains that we have hosted with one certain provider because they provide DNS Secure. And my personal credit card is on file and they tried to bill on May 9th, and it got declined. Why you ask? Well, that's because of course I moved and changed my address. And now I need to go think about every single place my card is used and have to change my address because it will now be declined Here are a couple gripes I have about that This building is a new development We were lucky to get in as if... No one has lived in this particular apartment previously That's always nice So I tried to chase... Actually went through this whole thing changing my address at the bank

2:00:30 And I couldn't change it. It kept saying that this address is wrong, and had to call them... Oh! It's usually one of the databases Yeah it's not in the database Right so therefore the web system said that's not possible you can't live there Okay so finally got that updated only on half of the stuff But here's what really irks me When you move in the United States, you can go to the US Postal Service which is a constitutionally installed agency and I think it's very good. And you can change say...I want my mail forwarded all my mail and if you have multiple last names you have to fill out more things and it's a scam of epic proportions that I do not understand why this is allowed and why no one ever says anything about it

2:01:20 Because you're on the U.S. Postal Service, say oh click here movemewhatever dot gov and then move me dot gov and then you fill out your information And it never at any point does it say hey great we gotcha confirmed you're good to go No! You get coupons Oh here select what you don't want Best Buy Bed Bath & Beyond Home Depot And you can get out of the loop you have to go through and yet define way down at the bottom no thanks How can the Postal Government Service be in cahoots with these a-holes? I'm trying to get away from postal spam. They're encouraging it! And you, and it's so seamless you don't even know what's happening before you know it You get coupons! Are you sure this was a dot gov? Yeah yeah oh yeah Lowe's all of this stuff 15% off coupon at Bed Bath & Beyond now I did opt in for that one but that's not the point

2:02:18 It's a seamless scam. They slip you right into it, and I don't know who approves this or how do we get on the list? You know what would you like a subscription to the no agenda show why not yeah that's a good point there's somebody doing the clearing for that stuff Yeah anyway so we're all we're good to go thank you void zero For rocking it they're helping me out staying in technology for a moment We're back. We've debunked it all. Can you imagine if there were a government agency and you had enough power that you could just kill somebody's DNS? That number is no longer valid ever, ever. They can totally have that kind of power. Yeah. It would happen. Remember with the Silk Road? Yeah. They were shutting off people's DNS left and right and you got a big FBI sign or DHS I think maybe. No, I think it was FBI.

2:03:22 Alright, Democracy Now. Democracy Now had a little bit on the sanctimoniously smug John Oliver who is back again with his complete misunderstanding of net neutrality and its implications because of course we only expect the evil government to censor us, censor the internet which I think really they mean We don't want Netflix buffering. I think that's what people are really worried about and John Oliver did this whole thing if you recall a couple years ago about net neutrality completely off base, completely wrong yet heralded by everyone in the scientific community in Silicon Valley And certainly in government as the best explanation ever of net neutrality And it's bullcrap! It's total horse shite what he is saying Total

2:04:14 And I don't know if we need to go into it at all really, but we can highlight some of the things as we go through. Democracy Now's take on John Oliver doing net neutrality point version two and of course Judy thinks it's all very... not Judy what's her name? Amy. Amy thinks it's all very funny. Net neutrality is just a way of saying no discrimination, net neutrality is what... I'm sorry this is... That's not true No of course not! This guy is um..I'm sorry I should have mentioned who he is He's the CEO of....hmmm What is the name of this outfit? The Free Press! We've looked at them before

2:04:57 They're a lobbyist group. You can hire them as lobbyists, you hire this group and you can only imagine who's hired him for this that would be Silicon Valley. Net neutrality is just a way of saying no discrimination net neutrality is what ensures that when you go online you can go wherever you want do whatever you want Download whatever you want and it's not up to your cable company or the phone company to decide which websites and services are going to work, and which won't. Is that net neutrality John? Is that what is is? God I hope not! What is net neutrality then because this guy just spouted off some bull Well net neutrality... The idea of net neutrality is that all bits are equal

2:05:44 That's in a nutshell, all bits are equal. So whatever you ask for from your browser... Whatever it is you're gonna get with the same... What would you call it? The same priority. The same priority that's it! And is this efficient use of any network in the world ever? No no nobody... It's stupid. And why?! Why is it stupid famous example of priority my favorite examples the following which is that I'm doing remote medicine mm-hmm and I'm doing an operation a very delicate operation remotely yes, and I have

2:06:24 I have to have a little more priority than somebody watching a YouTube clip because the life and death situation is at hand, and I want my...I want priority for my bits. To do this operation over the YouTube bits! Yeah, what's wrong with that? No. You can't have that. But that's not net neutrality you can't do that! Because that stifling the free and open internet... What this is about and you'll hear it in this clip I think you're always right about this being about Netflix It's all about Netflix and Facebag We fought a fight—I've talked about it many times on this show, over 10 years—to push the FCC to pass strong net neutrality rules and have clear legal authority to enforce them. And the Trump FCC has really declared war on those rules. War! The chairman has said he wants to take a weed- I haven't declared war. There's no war here? These analogies have to stop.

2:07:20 Declared war. Yes, we're going to war! No he didn't the FCC just said we're getting rid of that I don't think there was war? The chairman has said he wants to take a weed whacker to them He's trying to undo the rules... He did?! He said that!? Yeah. Ajit- whatever his name is. He said he wants to take a weed whacker A weed whacker to the rules yes It's good though. I don't know if he actually said that, that is a good question. That is what everyone is claiming. He might have. A weed whacker to them and he is trying undo the rules passed at the end of Obama administration. Those rules were never put in place! Say again? Those rules passed at the end of the Obama administration were never put in place. No they were passed but never implemented.

2:08:01 Situation normals. Everything is the way it always has been and it never changed to them, It never changed with those Obama rules And what happened to the big browser history campaign? That faded away really quick Another rule that was put in place but that was signed but never implemented and everyone's just forgotten about that Now, where's the browser? I don't know. Because it's the meme fumes that all people... Oh! Trump trying to kill the internet. At the end of Obama admin- The Obama administration under the rules supported by millions and millions of Americans just to give Comcast Verizon and AT&T more ability to create special fast lanes for their own content To favor the content sites and services that they own or who they're in business with And cut off

2:08:50 competitors undermine the competition, make it harder for independent voices to be heard. Really damage... You know stop that thing for a second you know the funny thing about this is yes in theory whatever he says is true but there's no evidence of it! No There's little evidence of it I would say there's none let's put this way There is a complaint that floats around that Comcast refuses to play ball. I don't know if this is still true, this was from like a couple years ago. Com, which is during the battle that's really going on... Hold on one second! Just the genesis of it is very important The genesis of this problem was Reed Hastings whatever his name is from Netflix and he said

2:09:34 Ho, hold on a second. This is bullcrap why should I because it's all about peering and i don't think we have enough show to get into that but this is how the internet was born he said why should i have to pay extra to get onto Comcast network because they were saying you need to pay us extra for all that crap you're using on our network That's the genesis of it Yes, there's that element. And it is partly the Genesis because they're the ones who made the biggest fuss and everybody...it caught hold with the tech writers and so everybody got all worked out been out of shape because what was happening which was never discussed was that Comcast refused to use the appliances that were provided by Netflix.

2:10:15 Because Comcast had their own movie distribution system and they were using, they didn't want these Netflix appliances. And they were actually being more net neutral because the way they saw it was that in fact I think the biggest and I think I'm reminded of some of this stuff I've written, operations like Voodoo and some of these other movie operations, they don't have these appliances there's no net neutrality it seems to me when Netflix takes a box I don't know, petabyte in it or whatever all their most popular material and movies. And they drop it on at an ISP because Sonic.net has one of these and you drop it there and plug it in and the ISP has to pay a little bit for

2:11:01 the power that it takes to power the thing. It's not a small box, but it gets to serve movies direct Netflix movies directly from the ISPs home with their home base and what was happening here? And this was I think besides your telemedicine example you don't want any government regulating starting getting into regulation of it just know because before you know it and you remember that we looked at these rules and was terms like Illegal network traffic would not be allowed. There's all these little provisions which meant bit torrent, you can write that off... A whole bunch of things you really don't want but people are short-sighted and moronic! Cut off competitors undermine the competition make it harder for independent voices to be heard

2:11:50 Uh, really... And this! Oh, make it harder for independent voices to be heard. What? On Facebag?! Are you kidding me?? Yeah, uh damage the amazing tools that so many political organizers have used- Facebag!! To build social movements using the free and open internet No! Facebag!!! All of this is at risk if we lose net neutrality. Noooo, it's a risk John! The rea- We can't resist We can't resist if we don't have net neutrality. Here's what I want you to do while I play this second clip, because you hear a bit of Oliver's thing—I want you go look at my tweet from this morning. There are only two, I think, announcing the show and then one before that. Greg, I want to turn to FCC Chair Ajit Pai speaking at The Newseum last month during his speech on the future of internet regulation. He attacked your group Free Press.

2:12:34 Consider, for example the leading special interest in favor of Title II. A spectacularly misnamed beltway special interest called Free Press Its co-founder and current board member makes no effort to hide the group's true agenda While he says that we're not at the point yet where we can completely eliminate the telephone and cable companies, he admits that—and I quote—the ultimate goal is to get rid of the media capitalists in the phone and cable companies and to divest them from control. Craig Aaron, defend yourself Well, I appreciate being called the leading group. Besides that, you know, obviously this is the kind of sort of neo-McCarthyism and redbaiting that we thought we left in the past. The reality is that Free Press for 10 years has fought for the free and open internet, advocated for net neutrality. And there are thousands and thousands and thousands of pages filed at the FCC, op-eds published, emails sent

2:13:31 Our website is filled with content saying exactly why we stand where we do and exactly what we want, which is actually just the free and open internet. So if they want to go dig around the internet to find out-of-context quotes from one of my board members—I guess that says a lot about the chairman and his priorities—we're happy to have this fight and win on the facts." And you see the fight —and this is why I brought up The Adam Curtis Documentary Because it really focuses a lot around this that we are just pieces of cogs in the machine and this case It's it's all connected at Silicon Valley, but it's you know. It's Facebook its Google Its Twitter is read it But it's also the banks everything is connected

2:14:17 You know, right down to TRW who does your credit report. All these things are connected and they have total control over us and we're morons. Okay well just roll on the hamster wheel keep going! These all want to protect their turf, their entertainment based turf is what they want Now I thought i had left a piece of John Oliver in there but I guess it took it out because it was so boring But he did this bit and he says, look at these asshole ISPs who want to control everything. Then if you look at the graphic which popped up three times during the 10 minute piece missing from that picture is Spectrum slash Time Warner who owns HBO John Oliver's own damn station. Yeah what a dick? Yeah well I would agree with you yeah then yeah so everyone's evil except spectrum

2:15:09 I have this, for people who watch John Oliver and like it. This is kind of an interesting little post that I picked up some time back and I don't even know where it came from but it was one of these from a chat forum I ended up pulling up an epi- this guy's going on back and forth. A subject of John Oliver came up with a colleague, a fellow psychologist as a couple professionals were discussing politics in a few months ago though we're both in agreement regarding the general shit lib insanity or inanity of the HBO show my friend was surprised when I explained that the real insidiousness of it is unmistakably hypnotic structure and pacing I ended up pulling up an episode or two of the YouTube. Oh, this is old analysis Yeah yeah We never read it on the show all of the segments i've ever seen from this show follow the same repetitive format

2:15:56 present some argumentation and facts for about 10 seconds, then quickly follow these up with a snarky quip which themselves are overwhelming take the form of complete non sequiturs or otherwise absurd metaphors. Before any rational processing of the preceding argument can take place in the mind of the viewer further telling is that the only beats or mental pauses in the show's pacing exist solely to highlight the approving laughter or applause of the studio audience. Repeat this basic formula without variation 20 to 40 times in a row and you have one of the 12-20 minute segments that form the backbone of the show. The end effect is obviously not to deliver information but rather, to literally teach the viewers on a subconscious level to mentally associate derisive laughter

2:16:41 with any person or opinion that is at odds with the narrative's take on the chosen issue. And it has accomplished this by maintaining a strict adherence to roughly 20-second cycle, in which stimulus is presented and response is cued." It's like doing a line of coke every 20 seconds! This is the sense in which this show is fundamentally hypnotic, even more so than its precursors in the genre. Daily Show, Colbert etc., and that's what he does. He prints something up then he has some crazy metaphor and everyone laughs because you know... And then it goes back and forth and back and forth. Putin's cock holster idea

2:17:24 Yeah, but that's not as structured. Goldberg stuff is not structured like this. These bits when you look at any one of them that Oliver does they're extremely structured. There are two stories about the...one about this and another one both about the people have no idea what's happening in the world around them when it comes to technology So, Oliver said hey everybody go flood the FCC's website and tell them that you want net neutrality. So he has a call to action some other group which I'm going to think is maybe not individuals who knows decided they were going to use they're going to inundate with basically kind of a denial-of-service attack almost

2:18:14 They're flooding the FCC websites with get rid of your dumb regulations. They're using VPNs, you know and so now it's like wow wait a minute this is not fair! It was like come on this is like the podcast awards all over again are you kidding me? You don't know how this works?! It turns out no because the same thing is happening with Billboard music chart Now billboard what's left of it They calculate their chart, their Hot 100 to a large extent based on money transactions which is streams played. So the diehard Harry Styles music fans... Harry Styles I think was from some boy band forget the name. Yeah, can't think of that name. Boy band. He was on one of the shows the other night and so now they're using VPN's- It's because he ran off with a blogger! And now they're using VPN everywhere

2:19:07 to stream his song thousands of hours to get it up the charts. One Direction, that was the name of it. And one direction. So you know and of course Billboard's like oh yes we have technology to combat tha- No! You don't! Ya don't...you have no technology to combat that ya know? It's my favorite GREP. Every VPN that uh..that you know just a whole bunch of grep pipes all one after another and out pops the list of truth. But you know, people have no idea what is going to happen to them! I'm very very bearish on the whole connected economy thing. Yeah? Well i'm not gonna take the other side... No, I wouldn't if I were you because there's plenty of evidence this won't end well

2:19:54 Well, that's coming sooner than later when the bond collapse happens. I did have this little tidbit I picked up from RT. Humanity birthed the internet only a few decades ago and we still have yet to understand what we just did Just like when we flipped on the lights for the first time We had no idea what we just brought What we do know so far about the Internet though is that it's changing everything And according to Magna an ad buying agency owned by The Inner Public Group The Internet is wreaking havoc on the television industry They assert that TV ratings have dropped a whopping 33% in the last four years, which is nuts. And in the current TV season our big networks have lost 8 percent of their audience so fewer viewers than ever are tuning into The Idiot Box instead choosing to tune into the internet whatever kind of idiot box that'll turn out to be

2:20:45 And not only are people tuning out in droves, but also according to Magna ad prices have risen about 20% during that same period. So the TV industry is demanding more money from advertisers while offering fewer eyeballs to see their ads which is a bad deal for advertisers obviously so now they're starting to buy fewer ads and as a result ad sales in the US TV market are now beginning to slump And that's a big deal because advertisers keep the idiot box alive. That's who pays for all the shows, corporations who make ads to brainwash people into buying the crap during commercials and now they're starting not want to pay for those ads which means that TV industry looks like it's going to be next victim of the internet. It has been in very slow motion collapse and as predicted even though iHeart is...iHeart Radio was formerly

2:21:39 Clear channel. Right, thank you. Bought out by Mitt Romney's company, Bain Capital. Saddled with $24 billion in debt and we don't know how they're going to do but Emmes who also own a lot of radio stations they were selling off radio stations this week one after another just boom stock was going crazy it's probably not a bad time to dump them because the price of radio stations has not completely collapsed right But it but they're getting out where they can, but I've been doing a lot of interviews on podcasts in the past week or two because you were launching Yeah, launch my podcast Pro box. So what podcasts have you been on? I've been some Dutch podcasts. I've been on Todd Cochran from blueberry Been on The Podcast Pickle guy Gary the podcast pickle. Yeah podcast pickle guy he does the podcast movement and

2:22:33 Okay, yeah and so you know and every single one of them all talk about wanted how do you know there's no agenda? There's value for value. This is really incredible in there everyone starting to see the light especially now You know with the youtubers not getting any more money because hey it was only a matter of time before the advertisers woke up And went hey we live in a new world you can't put that next to anything edgy Yeah, they finally got their clue about brands and safe. Yeah brand safe content. Yeah, you can't do that It's you know this Or you say something funky and then people go after your advertisers. It's not the way to do it anymore, you can't monetize the open network. It just doesn't work as my mantra and people are seeing that look at it...it's failing! Now I'm not against advertising, advertising works in many different scenarios And I enjoy it often but don't tell me like you've got some secret great formulas working out well But living on it? No

2:23:32 You're always somebody's bitch. And if I want to be anyone's bitch, it's our producers. Well in fact we do have a few people to thank for episode nine... what is it? Two eights! Nine or two eights. Nine or two eight and we will begin with uh let's see what we got here We got whoop Bob, Sir Kevin Dills the Baron of Mecklenburg County is our high donor with...he says he's an ITM from Euroland. So he's not in Mecklenburg County Charlotte North Carolina, he's in Euroland. He wants some travel karma. He's a knight where we...he's established knight and so we'll give him that.

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2:30:18 Regarding episode 9927, your Gucci short wearing rejection from the gay couple in your building. You remember the story John? Where I felt like a woman and the gay guys came... You were womanized! Yeah, it was-I was abused Yeah, you were. I say, let him see you all done up in decent threads hair just right on date night with the smoking Tina the Keeper walking arm and arm. I'm pretty sure you'll both get two thumbs-up and most likely a big smile to boot! Just a thought from The Other Side of the Rainbow. Honorably yours, Friend Of Dorothy. Alrighty...

2:31:13 It's a friend of Dorothy. Well, let's give him the insight I have not followed a word of this Of course because they don't care about the Eurovision anything but you do i know You're a closet Eurovision fan So let's get just give us a quickie France Why? France needs it France needs it because we have The new guy in We need some solidification It is always geopolitical It can't be Ukraine Because they won That why it is host country It will not be Russia Because Ukraine kicked them out It's not going to be Britain because screw those. Well, it could be but they never win! They suck so bad that if they had one entrance... France is the one that makes the most sense and North Korea has got an entrant Are they in on the Eurovision? I'm not sure if they participate. But I would say France is my initial

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2:36:59 About what? About why you're having trouble reading some of the spreadsheet today. I always have trouble on the big read, I don't have trouble on the small read It's a big read, it's the big read does it every time Yeah, I get tired Hey but uh...I just wanted to mention quickly since we were planning this Australia trip well beside the fact that you are absolutely right The route I had set out is insane The cost of that is like 10 grand just for coach flights Well, that adds to the insanity. Yeah? Yeah so working on that day man well United States is one of the few countries in the world where you can bounce around It gets out cheap flights You can fly all over the place it really doesn't cost a lot you get to Detroit for very little money for example yeah But also once we had so this is not the same everywhere else We also had a lot of flights and just crazy So we're working on and we were pairing it down for obvious reasons pairing it down just stops my recommendation Little Crazy ah

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2:40:34 Head on over to noagenonation.com slash rings and that is where we will find a form for you to fill out with your ring size and get everything off to Eric the Shill. Thank you again everybody, it's really appreciated. Let me breathe. That was good! I have a number of SJW, BLM, LGBTQQIAAP stories we could handle. Well, I have some actual news that I want to get out of the way. Oh damn! Okay you and your news. News... yes me and the news. News that you will not hear in this country at all ever

2:41:13 And this one in particular, the Jakarta blasphemy case is going on. The governor of the Indonesian capital Jakarta has been found guilty of blasphemy by Sukhi Jahiya Purnama who was Christian received a two-year jail term now it's a much harsher punishment than prosecutors had called for The trial was widely seen as a test of religious tolerance in the Muslim majority country Reactions there have been sharply divided Shocked and angry protesters shout for the release of Jakarta's Christian former governor. Basuki Chahaya Purnama, also known as Ahok was convicted of insulting Islam by quoting a verse from the Quran in a critique of a Muslim political opponent His supporters insist that conviction is a miscarriage of justice

2:42:06 We are disappointed. The law is blind, it can no longer tell between right and wrong. Ahok has sacrificed being governor and we accepted that now he's innocent yet accused of blasphemy. We're disappointed in the law in Indonesia Purnama was Jakarta's first non-Muslim governor in half a century. The court sentence is harsher than many expected, sparking concerns about growing religious intolerance in Indonesia. Minorities including Christians have been increasingly targeted

2:42:48 Outside the courtroom, conservative Muslim groups said Purnama should be punished even more harshly for his comments. Two years is very lenient in my opinion for Purnama compared to the pain of Muslims and the sacrifices made by Muslims including the nation that was almost wrecked by the crime of Ahok the Blasphemer Thousands of police officers were deployed to prevent clashes between critics and supporters of Purnama. The former governor says he will appeal the verdict Now, what exactly did he do? Well don't forget it almost brought down the government. The whole country! Great crime... okay I have the verse

2:43:36 Curiously, wait a minute. You're gonna you're gonna repeat the same thing that almost brought down Indonesia on them It's great pain to them way. Wait, are you good? Are you gonna you're going to repeat that here on this show putting our show at risk? I don't think it's going to put the show at much risk. So here is what he did, the guy that is running against him, the guy who ran the place Jakarta and so the guys started throwing the Koran at voters because this place was largely Muslim and they had to obey this one and so he repeated himself criticizing the guy for using it Oh you who have believed, do not take the Jews and Christians. This is 5,5 I'm sorry, 5,52 You guys can look it up as under the Quran Al-Karim Do not take the Jews and Christians as allies They are in fact allies of one another And whoever is an ally to them among you then indeed Is one of them Indeed Allah guides not the wrongdoing people

2:44:42 So what he said was that The guy running it says, hey you're a good Muslim. And he started reading these kinds of things. There's a lot of anti-Christian and anti Jewish stuff in the Quran if anyone wants to read it. No one does. They were using that as leverage to get to win the vote so this guy reads from the Quran which I guess is using against the guy, using the Quran I guess as a weapon was the blasphemy that almost brought down the country. Oh interesting! Huh, no you wouldn't hear that. And this brings me back to that Curtis documentary where he showed that the whole idea of Sharia law and suicide bombing as suicide is expressly forbidden in the Quran That it was Ayatollah Khomeini The supreme leader of Iran who started with this and said hey You know what? It's okay now

2:45:38 They and they started by I think they would they took young boys Into Afghanistan to walk across the minefield to blow themselves up so the Iranian army could then run through it Yeah, holy moly cheap yeah But why not use the girls? Why use the boys is nuts well here. Well there's that So anyway, so there's a story that won't be... No. That's really good. It will never show up in American media because well you know it shades some bad life to put the bad light on the Muslims and we're not like that anyway. We made a huge mistake. We are guilty of huge cultural appropriation I feel extremely bad about it You probably feel worse about than I do. We appropriated Mexican culture

2:46:31 by celebrating Cinco de Mayo with money, no less. I mean this is really... What is actually what is Cinco de Mayo? Why did the Mexicans celebrate it? Cinco de Mayo was the Battle of Puebla which was the first time that Mexican army beat back the French Army which was planted in Mexico to take over southern parts of United States if you want to really look at from an old conspiracy The British were going get top half of the United States and the French were getting bottom half of the United States which they used to own and had big pieces of, and that was the idea because it was assumed by the Europeans that the United States would be split in half permanently. And then they could easily be overtaken by the influences of the French and British, and they could also get the gold in California which is what they were after. Oh okay this is good! In other words we as Americans have plenty reason to celebrate Cinco de Mayo whether its a Mexican celebration or not?

2:47:25 They have more reason because they saved our ass we saved her ass well I didn't really save anybody's ass, but they did a good job of winning this one battle the battle Listen if it weren't like that mean you might have armpit hair come on there. You go. It's possible well You sir because you because you know the history would be allowed to wear a colorful poncho on Cinco de Mayo in celebration however if you're just some Crazy white dude roaming around the streets having a good time. You know like we do with St Patrick's Day I'm not Irish but green beer, put green on we drink beer repute green you know this Chicago River It's all cultural appropriation

2:48:07 As witness to social justice warriors attack a young man who's quite calm actually. Who is really like, what is going on here? He's wearing a poncho in Santa Maya celebrating in the streets like everybody else but no! My name is Michael I am not making a racial statement. I'm celebrating a holiday and having fun. I'll say it to the camera everyone Every person every color no matter what they are I'm having fun. I'm celebrating and I'm telling you that this is not the appropriate way to celebrate a holiday You're taking it a step too far, and I think you're making too big of deal out of it so I hope That's how you feel about it because part of that. I hope we can agree to disagree. Why? I'm being peaceful, I'm not offending anybody so whatever. This stuff actually affects people's lives and i don't think you understand this.

2:48:56 perpetuating the stereotype. It's about you as a man, right? A white man who has a privilege in this whole fucking country knowing what is happening in this country right now. I am very aware of what is happening. How is this celebrating? It's single and demile! No! Do you even know what the holiday means? Can you tell me the history behind Sinkhole? That is not celebrating! You get the idea. It's just insane. Is great. Coming up in about a month, five weeks you have the big gay pride- I'm sorry oh wow woo The Pride

2:49:37 You just said it's called pride. Pride... But you said big gay? I know, I said big gay pride parade is what i wanted to say wrong pride they we have pride coming up in San Francisco There's no gay involved in this anymore? Yeah but it's LGBT BBQ the whole thing so oh but uh the gay community used to be gay yeah the lgb the LGBTQIAP community has a memo Oh! To straight allies that would be us John We're allies of the gays I'm not an enemy. I live in the San Francisco Bay Area, I better be an ally! Okay well you better adhere to these six rules... I will follow the rules that went through the letter Dear straight allies please don't come to pride until you've understood these six things Are you ready? Be careful John okay we hold pride each summer to commemorate the Stonewall riots of 1969

2:50:34 The first, well here it is. The first pride was a police riot at the time most states had laws banning LGBT people from assembling in groups despite being illegal the mob opened LGBT bars to profit off the open discrimination of our community. The bars were the only safe space for LGBT people and were frequently raided by police officers looking for bribes and I think blowjobs Tired of harassment and discrimination, the patrons of the Stonewall protested and began a series of actions that turned into several days of riots. At its peak more than 1,000 people took to the streets of Greenwich Village in one of the first organized displays of LGBT protests The most transgender patrons of color at the Stonewall are credited with starting the LGBT civil rights movement

2:51:21 So you'll see sequins, rainbows, parade floats pool parties sponsored by Absolute. But understand that Pride is equal parts a celebration of protests and the community building event it's the one time year we can come together and be surrounded by the family we choose because our bodies in our identities are still policed by the government religious groups even people we love We reserve pride as the opportunity to express ourselves in the way that is most authentic to our community Sometimes that's by drunkenly singing Robin songs at the top of our lungs and sometimes it is by crying during the eulogy for our murdered trans sisters. We are allowed to have multiple feelings simultaneously as we celebrate our wins and mourn our losses as a community." So you remember that! Can I ask you question? Please The San Francisco Pride Parade will take place June 24th through 25th The Stonewall Riots were on June 28

2:52:17 This doesn't sound like much of a match. Maybe it's not a good day, maybe they need to do the weekend. At Queens, the Kings Day is not the king's birthday any day and that's okay I'm okay with that but this is one for you Dvorak The 28th is a Sunday Oh no I'm sorry I'm looking at the wrong month Okay maybe that's the reason Number two! Kinda that time Number 2 A dyke bar during pride is NOT the place to look for your unicorn This apparently is egregious. As a fem- I don't know what they're talking about! As a femme presenting queer woman, i've been hit on by cisgender men and couples in queer settings more times than I can count Some queer women are attracted to men some aren't We go to LGBT spaces to be around other LGBT people and celebrate our identity with people who are like us

2:53:04 Sure, there may be people... Isn't that discriminatory kind of? Well you can join but you can do this. Sure there maybe people who are interested in your advances but there will also be people who will be offended and made to feel unsafe Pride should first and foremost be a safe space for LGBT people Keep this in mind and consider arranging your menage-a-trois with folks who say they're interested online before the events So don't try and go pick up bisexual women for the threesome Do not- I don't think that's gonna happen anyway. I don't think so either, number three... And by the way these threesomes aren't that common but anyway go on and i hear they're overrated Go on Number three do not take pictures or snaps of us without permission

2:53:50 Now this is a tough one. This is why people go. Yeah, you know, I'd say that's right but you're parading down the street and isn't it a parade for taking pictures? You're going to see leather folks drag performers transgender people non-binary people nakedness exhibitionists neck nakedness gender fuckery and some wild outfits we're not here to be a spectacle for you We're here to celebrate with folks who are like us Don't post photos of us on social media as a way to be edgy or to show your superior open-mindedness. And don't make fun of us on the internet, we do not exist for your amusement! Okay... Ready for it? Number four? By the way that last one number three aint gonna happen go on. Well there it is number 4 If you're thought process is quote gays are okay but I dont get the whole trans thing

2:54:47 Don't come to pride That's interesting. Yeah, maybe you want to go learn about it possible now this one I agree with number five so there's gonna be a lot of guys okay? I yeah going just just write down the rules and follow them don't know I'm not writing nothing Pride is not the appropriate venue for your girls night, your bachelorette party or your misogyny. Now I agree with this, I see this. So now I have to assume by that particular edict that a lot of that's going on? Yes, I think this is going on. Lots of straight women have told me they love going to gay bars because they can dance and celebrate without the presence of come-ons from men

2:55:30 I've seen drunken sorority girls climb on stage and attempt to make the show about them. I've seen women get a bit too intoxicated and attempt to make out or grope gay men slurring, you're gay so it doesn't count! That's a good one by the way You're gay so it doesn't count! I have seen equally disgusting actions with gay men and lesbians So let's not pretend Disgusting sorority girls Yes This happens This happens. Anyway, uh six in the final one there you're a guest in our space act accordingly! Uh it's their city property seems to me isn't? It the important takeaway here land the important takeaway here is not that LGBT people hate straight or cis folks yes they do from that list seems like it not even about the presence of straight or cis folks at pride in general they really don't want us there

2:56:23 It's about when straight or cis folks behave in inappropriate and cultural... CIS FOLKS. Cis folk, I'm a cis folk. behave in inappropriate and culturally insensitive ways that threaten or dampen the experiences of LGBT people at events that are made for us in the first place. Straight slash cis folks can go to any party and feel comfortable dancing, holding hands and making out with their significant other or hottie of the night without feeling they could be endangered because of their identity. LGBT people do not always have that luxury if you choose to go to Pride, be a supportive observer and participate in activities but don't try to be the focus of the event Man, there's a lot of... So really the way I read this is there's a huge presumption. There's a...I guess they feel like people are trying to appropriate gay culture. Hello? There you go! I just appropriated gay culture but just by doing that alone right there that it but that gay culture is very important

2:57:25 It, I mean... Apparently it should stay within the gay community. 30 years after two snaps and a Z formation! Come on that has influenced culture to the extreme but we can't do that now because we're appropriating your culture? And who are you to tell me how i celebrate my sexuality maybe I'm one of you and don't want to tell You know there's a whole bunch of things this is fucked It is. And I'm disappointed in this! Burn the list! I'm sure these people don't represent the whole LGBTQQIAAP community or its allies... These are the uptight gays Yeah, it's-it's This is not American what you're doing right here We know how to party with gays we're good at it, we like it It's the one time when cis folks get to be crazy like you I think we're secretly a little envious

2:58:18 I don't even go to the event. Come on, too much traffic problems you can get over you can't get back forget it Okay well as long the same line the only oh okay have one more Another gay thing another social justice something that affect what social just not something that affects us there was a Supreme Court Tennessee Supreme Court case about saying a same-sex divorce and And so one of the women had gotten artificial insemination and so they came, I'm just paraphrasing. It came down to a custody battle and at a certain point came the equivalency of the husband role because in divorce with custody rights

2:59:15 It's very clear between a man and woman, but not so between two people of the same gender. And now the Knox County judge granted one of the women... ...the rights of a husband! Which means that's a thing that can be given away. You know what I'm saying? This is really weird. I don't know they gotta do something to base it on laws in their area Yeah, but how can you grant a woman the rights of her husband? Well did she want to be the husband? Well she said that she performed as a husband. Okay then so she gets the rights I mean it's what she wanted and that's what...I don't see what the problem is Alright! I just wanna make sure we all know whats happening here It's a little mind meldy Why does it even have to based on that at all? Welp thats another question That's a sociological issue not a legal issue What your just said Okay You're up

3:00:13 Betsy DeVos. She gives a speech and she gets booed, and then the slave they get then they wait then they do us shut up slave moment everyone shuts up Dr. Jackson Board of Trustees thank you so very very much for this great honor and privilege I am honored to become a Wildcat In Daytona Beach, Florida many graduating students booed or turned their backs on Education Secretary Betsy DeVos as she spoke today at Bethune-Cookman University. In February, DeVos said such historically black schools were pioneers in school choice She later acknowledged they were established because African Americans were banned

3:01:02 from many colleges. At one point the university president warned the crowd that if the booing continued their degrees would be mailed to them it's exciting after that oh boy and this was a black college yeah small black college fabulous way to go way to go everybody we have never been so divided as as a universe well they're doing it on purpose Yes, they are. Damn it I'm not gonna get to my crazy Trump thing again! I have one kind of a crazy clip... All right this will be the last one so make it count This is how long is that? This clips a little long I'll save this for the next show. I got the no-fly zone thing oh I was watching there's a play the VW dividend this is a great way to get around a problem when your stock is collapsing because you're getting these billions of dollars in fines

3:01:58 Dieselgate. He said he would ask the board to increase the company's dividend this year from 11 cents to 2 euros per share. That would mean VW pouring out 20% of its profits in the future that could even reach 30%. It's some comfort to Wow, did the stock spike? Did it go crazy on that news well. That's great news It's definitely yeah didn't go down so the reason I was getting having this because I was watching DW and they brought back Helena your buddy Helena Humphrey oh Okay, she said when I get all bent out of shape because we were commenting on her appearance as TV executives Yeah, she's verified on Twitter So she's a big deal

3:02:42 Yeah, well she was following me I noticed so i followed her back. She follows me she follows me So I was watching I was watching your latest stuff and she's got like these shoes you've got a mouth that's very similar to Anne Hathaway big luxurious lips I think it's part of her attraction. And, I noticed that she wasn't standing in the dress anymore She did some standing but was in pants Oh no! No she heard our show and was like...I'm not gonna dress like that anymore I'm wearing pants now Well no, she is still wearing those dresses because But she sitting behind the thing Although I looked at some of her feed on Twitter and she has stood a couple times Is she smacking her lips? No, I don't think so That would be something..No, she doesn't smack her lip

3:03:27 Lot of these if the guy who rules that the anchor on DW really smacks his lips a lot I did you have anything from hell Helen or is uh no? No, I tried to find something but you know she's been very yeah. Oh wow okay. Yeah, I don't have anything That's all right Zen as Helena Helena. That's what I mean Helena Everybody okay, let's see what happens today being show day always something cool or crazy that could go down We appreciate the firing in between shows. That was good that was much easier for us So keep this timing up everybody is good yeah right now. It's a beautiful and I see thanks to we have UK PMX Danny loose Brian longenecker and the classic cast of thousands were the end-of-show jingles

3:04:19 Including a revamped version of the Cluedio. Yay, now you're talking! Alright? Coming to you from the Cluedio here in the Common Law condo in downtown Austin-Tejas, FEMA Region 6 On the map if you're looking for me in a crisis. In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry and from northern Silicon Valley where there's gonna be a pleasant day probably too windy...I don't know why i'm giving weather reports all the time but I think people are interested! I'm John C Dvorak that's right with weather and traffic on The 8th We are the best podcast in the universe will be back on Sunday remember us at dvorak dot org slash na until then adios mofos yeah was thinking what I would name it but uh recludio that's what I have now

3:05:15 Oh, I thought you mentioned you didn't have a clue. I got it. There's some jargon... Some sort of hipster jargon for clue. There's a place that's on- There is a studio in the closet It's pretty sizable! That's where i am The new studio is IN the closet I'm getting there, come and come run It's all I need Feels so good If I just say the word How big IS this closet? Just say the word Five feet by- That's great detail Good Great Detail

3:06:30 I also want you to know that I am supporting Emmanuel Macron. These friggin' smug bastards follow stuff on El Grip for real good, El Grip for shit fucks. Smug bastards in detail. For real good, El Grip. Here's all these porno over here but let's talk to the rich marketing executives I'm a bastard, refreshing for Elkhood. And I need my monster for gravy grail. My goodness! Lordy! The machine... I can't remember the words. I can't master it. I think that is the first time you've ever used that word. Good. Refresh my Elkhood machine.

3:07:17 Good. Good. Good. Do you have any regrets or are there anythings you would do differently? Yeah, the honest answer is no. I've asked myself that a million times because Lordy has this been painful

3:08:05 The only thing I regret is it may be answering the phone when they called to recruit me to be FBI director and i was living happily in Connecticut. Hollywood access tape being made public? The Russian theft of John Podesta's emails hit wiki leaks. Request for absolution... A request for absolution... Request for absolution! What did she do?! What did she- what did she DO?! Hollywood access tape what a coincidence What a coincidence Of course, that was no coincidence. What a cool what a coincidence That of course I was no coincidence So, I mean you just can't make this stuff Oh No, so I mean you just can't make this stuff up

3:09:10 So, I mean you just can't make this stuff up. Oh yeah you can. She's very good at making it up. Of course we did! Of course? Of course! Request for absolution. Lordy, lordy, lordy... Lordy that would be really bad! Look this is terrible it makes me mildly nauseous but I sat there that morning and i could not see a door labeled no action here

3:09:52 There's no Anthony Weiner statue, but it is. There's already a statue. Well maybe we need one. Lordy! Lordy! Senator, if I said that I misspoke she forwarded hundreds and thousands of emails some of which contain classified information. Made of stone? Zombie armies?! I love this work. I love this job. You're fired. You know what? You're fired. Lordy that would be really bad. You know what? You're fired. Lordy that would be really bad. You know what? You're fired. Lordy, that would be really bad! You know what? You're fired And so they came in and said we can see thousands of emails from the Clinton email domain including many many many from the Verizon Clinton domain Blackberry domain They said we think we got to get a search warrant to go get these You know what? You're fired Lordy that would be really bad!

3:11:04 You're fired. Lordy, that would be really bad! You know what? You're fired. on the Attorney General, Loretta Lynch who I like very much. Her meeting with President Clinton on that airplane was the cat purr for me. Somehow her emails are being forwarded to Anthony Weiner including classified information. You're fired! Thanks Obama! The best podcast in the universe! Devorak dot org slash N A Adios mofo My millennials stay woke