9 chapters across the catalog
Rob Dew, Infowars Producer, and Sir Doocifer Knighthood
Rob Dew, a producer from Infowars, becomes an "insta-knight" known as Sir Doocifer, Knight of Four Strings Funk for Kids and Time Travel. He requests a birthday shout-out for his daughter Paisley and a "douchebag" call-out for Michael Zimmerman. The segment features a medley of requested jingles including "Whoopin' with the Constitution" and "Service Goat."
Birthday Celebrations for No Agenda Producers and Family Members
A series of birthday wishes are extended to members of the No Agenda community and their children. Notable mentions include John Vogel, Paisley Do, and London Foley, who celebrated her 12th birthday. The hosts acknowledge the personal milestones of listeners as part of the show's community-building tradition.
An Associated Press investigation revealed widespread sexual abuse of children by UN peacekeepers in Haiti, with 134 soldiers implicated in a single sex ring. The hosts criticize the lack of accountability, as the UN has no legal jurisdiction to prosecute. They also accuse reporter Paisley Dodds of omitting the story of Laura Silsby, a Clinton associate convicted of child trafficking in Haiti, suggesting the current reporting serves as a distraction from deeper political scandals.
A detailed personal anecdote describes a 1991 visit to Prince's Paisley Park estate in Minneapolis during a commercial shoot for Sam Goody. The account details the high-security entrance with metal detectors, an all-white party room featuring a fruit-and-juice buffet, and a brief personal interaction with Prince. Prince reportedly mentioned seeing a Halloween clip of the host's daughter, contradicting the public image of him being pathologically shy or reclusive.
Breaking news reaches the program that the legendary singer Prince has died at his home in Minnesota. The hosts express shock and briefly discuss his legacy as a creative force and a nice individual.
White House Press Management, Handful of Senators
President Obama criticized a "small group of senators" for blocking the USA Freedom Act, framing the delay as a threat to national security. A recording of a White House press event shows staff abruptly ushering journalists out of the room to prevent follow-up questions. The hosts compare the tightly managed press interaction to the way guests were signaled to leave Prince's Paisley Park.
Listeners from the UK, Ghana, and Australia provided financial support, with some requesting "job karma" for upcoming contracts. Baron Dean Bertram reported on difficult conditions in Accra, Ghana, including electricity shortages and the presence of Islamic State affiliates. The hosts emphasize that these donations are the primary source of production funding for the show.
Confederate Flag, Dukes of Hazzard and Cultural Evolution
The hosts discuss the evolving cultural perception of the Confederate flag, noting it was once considered "cool" in shows like *The Dukes of Hazzard* but is now synonymous with racism. This shift is attributed to legislative battles in South Carolina and Georgia. The discussion was prompted by a recent collaboration between country singer Brad Paisley and LL Cool J.
Ron Paul Rally, Minneapolis, Prince Paisley Park Anecdote
A host announces they will host the "Rally for the Republic" in Minneapolis, an alternative convention organized by Ron Paul supporters. This leads to an anecdote about a previous trip to Minneapolis to film a commercial at the Mall of America, which resulted in an invitation to a private party at Prince's Paisley Park estate. The host describes meeting Prince and the unique security and atmosphere of the event.
