Topic: Phone Poop

James Brown and Gary Ziegler (Sir Zig of the Wallowas) receive knighthoods, with Ziegler requesting karma for an upcoming spine surgery. Grand Duke Dwayne Melancon from Oregon discusses an "ultraviolet sanitizer" for phones, which the hosts dub "phone poop." Tom Baker requests "prophylactic karma" for jobs and cancer as a preventative measure.

Sir Dwayne Melancon of Tigard, Oregon, is elevated to the rank of Grand Duke with a donation of $333.32. In his note, he mentions using an ultraviolet sanitizer for his phone and keys, describing it as a modern "prepper" item. He requests the "Obama Gangster's Paradise" jingle to be played at the end of the show.