Topic: Dog Walking

A discussion on the theory that COVID-19 can be carried on dog fur leads to a joke about "COVID dog shampoo." The hosts also mention licensing a "Build Back Better" song by Jeff Smith to globalist organizations for lucrative "sync rights."

The show concludes with a musical parody about Roger Stone's arrest and a series of clips featuring Nancy Pelosi and Donald Trump. A bizarre recurring theme regarding "Baby Hitler" and whether pro-life individuals would kill him is featured in the closing mix. The hosts sign off with their traditional "adios mofos" as the "war on alternative media" clip plays.

A Colorado Springs homeowner discovered two shirtless men on his couch and a camcorder after using a popular dog-walking app. The sitter claimed a bottle of personal lubricant found on the scene was actually WD-40 used to fix a stuck car key. The homeowner's dog was found locked in a room, highlighting the risks of gig-economy home services.

Oysteinberge from Rotterdam receives a shout-out in Dutch, requesting a goat scream and jobs karma. Jennifer Ranck's husband is knighted as the Knight of the Iguana, a title reflecting his role as the family dog walker. The segment also mentions "Cam the Canadian" as a prolific recruiter for the show's audience.

A new regulation in Kane County, Illinois, reportedly requires residents to pay $40 per year for a permit to use off-leash dog parks. The report claims owners must wear a physical tag around their necks while walking their dogs, which the hosts cite as an example of excessive government control over "slaves."

New legislation in Australia enforced by the RSPCA reportedly mandates that dog owners must walk their pets daily or face fines of up to $12,000 and five years in jail. The discussion critiques the law's impact on elderly or invalid owners and mentions the growth of Australian activist groups like Get Up and 350.org.