7 chapters across the catalog
COVID Dog Shampoo and Globalist Sync Rights
A discussion on the theory that COVID-19 can be carried on dog fur leads to a joke about "COVID dog shampoo." The hosts also mention licensing a "Build Back Better" song by Jeff Smith to globalist organizations for lucrative "sync rights."
A recent study claimed that walking a dog increases the risk of contracting COVID-19 by 78%. This has led to speculation about the future of pet vaccinations and specialized hygiene products like COVID-specific dog shampoo. Additionally, marketers are beginning to refer to the "COVID generation" as "Generation Alpha," signaling a societal reset.
A listener named Vicki sent a gift of plant-based hair growth products and a $200 check to the hosts. John C. Dvorak jokes that he needs the treatment more than Adam Curry. The hosts remind producers to send all checks only to the official No Agenda PO Box to avoid disrupting their accounting system.
China Trade War and Tariffs on Consumer Goods
The U.S.-China trade war escalates with retaliatory tariffs that media outlets claim will significantly increase the cost of consumer goods like luggage, electronics, and toiletries. NBC reports suggest the average American family could pay an extra $767 per year. The hosts mock the specific focus on "luggage" and "shampoo," questioning the validity of these economic warnings.
Camel Urine Shampoo, Amazon Search and EU Regulations
The hosts search Amazon for camel urine products and discuss a query from a Middle Eastern chemist looking to manufacture camel urine shampoo. They debate whether such a product would be permissible under European Union regulations. They joke about the potential "gold mine" of marketing traditional Middle Eastern hair care secrets to a Western audience.
Disney Eggs, Baby Products and Formaldehyde
Disney has begun marketing eggs stamped with character molds, which the hosts find "freaky." This leads to a discussion about a health advocacy group's findings of formaldehyde and dioxane in baby shampoos and lotions from major brands like Johnson & Johnson.
The hosts engage in a lengthy discussion about their hair, including the challenges of maintaining long hair and the social awkwardness of seeing friends who have aged or gone bald. Curry describes his grooming rituals while Dvorak defends his own "blonde" hair against claims that it has turned white.
