Topic: George Kunath

George Kunath, who goes by Colin, donates $333.33 to become Sir Colin the Friendly Fat Man. He shares an anecdote about sharing the show's media deconstruction with his personal trainer, who initially found the ideas "off the rails" but eventually began doing his own research. Jingle requests include "Putin on the Ritz" and the "Goat Scream."

George Kunath from Westfield, New Jersey, makes his first donation of $217.76, incorporating "1776" into the amount. He expresses shock at Trump's win and hopes it isn't a "con." Another donor, Arthur Gobetz, is dubbed "Baron Hugger of Kittens."