Election Special

00:00 Because when kids wake up, yes daddy I don't understand. Adam Curry John C Devorah It's Thursday November 10th 2016 this is your award-winning Give My Nation Media Assassination episode 876 This is no agenda Wading through a river of millennial mourning and tears, and broadcasting live from the darkest corners of the internet here in FEMA Region 6 Austin Tejas. In The Morning everybody! I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley where Plato say women who campaign with lesbian friend unsatisfied with polls. I'm John C. Dvorak It's Crackpot & Buzzkill!

00:41 when I had the chance. He's so funny! Yes, the guy is a laugh riot. He is hilarious yes it's real quiet here John yeah right you're well I'm in Berkeley Yeah I'm in Austin there's no one here they've all left They go to Canada? They are all going to Canada It's so quiet The traffic is great again already America is great again Well...I think we always thought this was possible Yeah, well the way we were deconstructing things it looked very possible underneath the surface. I didn't think it was going to happen to be honest about it because there was too many people lined up against the media. Too much of the media, the celebrity Hollywood all the big influencers are all lined up against Trump and just pounding him as best they could but

01:37 It's some I think the summary and you've listed we got a lot of clips that we got a lot We got a lot but to summarize when you just take one step back it was obvious that Trump had a message and Hillary didn't and the dependents every time we go through one of these elections You hear over and over again as usually about the Republicans, you know They never had a positive message. They never said anything good all they did was slam the other candidate Yeah Which is all Hillary did. You do that voice very well by the way, thank you. That's Mike. Yeah there's a lot to deconstruct obviously but I would say i am overjoyed by the idea that voting matters oh my

02:26 Unless this was incredibly rigged, which is still possible of course. It was a little it was too much in the sticks to be rigged Yeah that's true it was it truly was a complete Brexit type of vote but here is the big difference and Everyone's a little ashamed I think you actually talk about it We're all going to die the stock market with gonna crash. It'll be horrible Oh No look at your 401k In fact, let me I got to play something very funny. This was uh...I mean i had such a ball Such a ball watching Okay here we go Oh yeah it was hilarious and the funny thing is the real hate The real haters And you can see on twitter right now I could name a bunch of people I know many of them Before we get to the hate Well this was in the middle of the night when Yeah! The futures were down and You can hear these people have And the people are Chris Hayes and the other lesbian Rachel Madow

03:22 They have absolutely no idea how stock markets work or futures or what that means. But here's the kind of fear mongering they were throwing out. I want to also bring back into our conversation now, the good and great Chris Hayes who has been at the news... Did you know he is good and great John? I didn't know that. He is good and great yes! I didn't know it was either one. ...desk for us tonight. Chris what do you got? So we've been following following some of the first kind of reverberations, what appears to possibly be obviously has not been called at this point but the markets beginning to price in on the possibility of a Donald Trump presidency. The Dow is down 800 now here's an interesting data point Nasdaq and S&P 500 have halted trading on the futures market until the opening of equities markets tomorrow because they hit

04:09 percent loss break which essentially is an automatic emergency brake that happens when crashes happen so no no that trading's been halted. That gives you a sense of how global financial markets are most likely going to respond if it is the case that Donald Trump pulls out a victory tonight and has declared the president. Another guy with his hand on the Paul, it gets better. This guy has a clueless United States tomorrow who listens to these people they are so wrong all the time when those markets open also something else is crashed the Canadian immigration website this is not like some joke actually is crashed from apparently people's interest there so we're just now again beginning to see how some of this is going to reverberate out across the world

04:59 There will be a lot more of that if this night continues in its current trajectory. She said it at the end. So, a crash warning basically? That's right so all those markets obviously trade during the day during business hours there is a futures market for off-business hours the futures market if things are moving in the market while the future while the market is closed people will try to essentially get ahead of that for tomorrow those future markets hit their essentially bottom they're automatic break switch they've now opened back up

05:40 against for trading so we'll continue to monitor those. Wow, while the futures are down over 750. Oh my goodness! So the next report they had on this is actually NBC and I just wanted to play this in conjunction with it... This is where it came down. We're gonna wake up in the morning to a Brexit-like reaction in the stock market that's going to rattle a lot of Americans. President elect Trump You know, that was I agree. I think he rose to the occasion tonight and did what you do for your supporters Secretary Clinton did the right thing and what she needed to do but he's now quickly got to address sort of this panicked reaction that there is out there in the financial markets

06:30 That's what a president has to do. He is now President-elect, he needs to stabilize this economy quickly before that whole thing rattles. I love how they go from the stock market to the economy. Going from the stock market to the economy is great. More than one person texted me tonight and said well there goes my retirement again. We see Dow futures down multiple hundreds of points so we'll see if that settles down as we talked about earlier. Chuck just alluded to the markets. It's global markets that are collapsing. Oh, it's global! What did she call Alan Greenspan? Her husband and say what should I tell them? And the fact is that Donald Trump has to rectify that he could be facing... He does and is not his job No but this is just a fun bit Facing the kind of

07:16 economic collapse that Barack Obama inherited. Oh wait, here we go again! He's going to inherit the same kind of economic collapse that Barack Obama... Economic collapse that Barack Obama inherited when he took office. He has got to face this and come up with a plan completely different from his economic plan. The five trillion dollar debt hole that has, that all independent observers have said is his economic plan he has got to reassure markets very very well of course you didn't have to reassure markets because I think this was a huge scam it was a big-ass scam and someone i'm looking at you George Soros might have made a lot of money

08:02 Well, he didn't have much time to do that. I don't think it was very difficult to pull that off. He couldn't have done it with a put, but he probably could've done it with the buy on the dip overnight. That's possible. He doesn't have to put anything in. He can just short anything he wants. Yeah you couldn't. No but I know that he had put options on the S&P. That came out in June. June. I seriously doubt that he would be that nobody's in that kind of control it's like Horowitz and I were talking about this because we're on the election night and we're watching this this The Futures go down now were you guys live doing that? Were you are live on the show no, oh I thought you guys are doing yeah III understand somebody's been talking to somebody about doing live know That was him anyway called me hey don't blame don't blame them messenger

08:47 Uh, so as, as Horowitz and I were going back and forth. I said, well this looks like a buying opportunity at some point. So I buy as soon as it hits bottom. And he says wins that? And I said, I don't know who knows what the bottom is. That's the problem if you're gonna find me where the bottom was on these things that would be, I wouldn't be doing it. But of course everything ended up 300 plus yesterday beautiful, Beautiful. Now this was of course accentuated by, let me see where was this? There was a great report you probably saw this about the trading floor Wall Street This was on MSNBC This is fabulous On the trading floor at New York Stock Exchange according to Carl Cantania people were booing

09:35 shouting, lock her up. These are the Wall Street people. Some individuals I mean we know it wasn't the entire room but it was enough that Carl Cantanilla responsible journalist this is what was happening at this moment. This is so dispiriting and decency lost last night and thats whats so hurtful about this not just Hillary Clinton loss but our image of who we are as a people that were tolerant Does he go look at Twitter in stuff these ppl have been saying about Trump? Hurtful? Ah, damn. No. The image of who we are as a people that we're tolerant decent people- And by the way... Yeah You can stop it But I don't believe this report at all What report? Guys that are on the floor of the stock exchange got other things to do besides Now you say that! I also think its bullcrap because there's always cameras there They would have had a shot of it Makes no sense if there was no video

10:32 Yeah, I know. It's just a bogus report. Oh, I'm in total agreement. Total agreement! Yeah and somebody could have pulled their cell phone out because these guys think everything is so funny... No this is just a bogus report the guy says it was a second-hand report he wasn't on the floor of this and why do you have to always have? This is a reliable reporter I've never heard that attribution before They're just trying to, they're just ginning this up. You know he's a real reporter he has you know press card in his hat. It says Press. Okay well oh my god can I kind of just side check us right away with something that i want to get into? Jump in because I want to get in and out of it because its very funny now as you know Ed Schultz the guy who hated Republicans and went on rampages

11:22 He's been put over to RT, put out to pasture where he's been a good boy. Yes! That is where you go to die. And then he has...he has to kind of present the Russian perspective so he's kinda pro-Trump and he hasn't been able do... All of sudden? All of sudden. Well he's a pro and now he hasn't been able to do any of his rants because his rants were the only reason anyone would watch him well he did a rant. Ah thank goodness And he did a rant, and it's about Hillary. I'm actually surprised nobody else did this rant. This was about the Javits Center as we watched the elections finalized. The Javits Center

12:02 Was dolled up for Hillary in New York beautiful facility and somebody pointed out that it looked like the Democratic National Convention They had a giant United States stage Yeah, I learned something else. The ceiling was a false ceiling that there was supposed to shatter Oh Yes, like she's shattering the glass ceiling so they had to dismantle all of us Know that yeah no one talked about that one Well, they weren't talking about anything. I know guys at the Javits Center and they actually had to get everyone out by 2 a.m., because the NAB... That's my punchline. My punchline is coming up but the two am. Oh shutup! Now they did have to get everybody out by 2am but it actually had their place cleared so they had to be out of there by about 1

12:54 Which says to me that they were so smug, that they figured this election would be way over by midnight. Been there done that break the glass ceiling champagne and caviar for everybody! So that's what they were figuring, but they didn't figure on losing the election. So Ed Schultz had a very interesting take on the way it finalized with Podesta going up and saying hey everybody it's gonna be over night so we have to go home, go home! So he told everyone to go home and this is Ed Schultz' actually as I listened to him I said you know he's right This is Ed Schultz' reaction Thank you so much for all of your fun

13:35 You are in all of our hearts. Thank you! That is the statement tonight from the Hillary Clinton campaign, John Podesta the controversial campaign chairman who has been with the Clintons for years all the way back to the Bill Clinton administration a long association with the Clinton family he ran the campaign He comes out tonight Hillary Clinton will not talk tonight She may talk tomorrow But that's it from the Clinton campaign tonight. You get a big thank you from John Podesta for hanging in there and he is reminding us that she has always been with us This is unparalleled in American politics Now, get this This is the same campaign that was questioning Donald Trump as to how he would handle The outcome of the election And Hillary Clinton

14:34 is playing right into the narrative of Donald Trump. She's tired, low energy going to bed it's two o'clock in the morning her supporters are up but she won't speak I think this is the epitome of arrogance in American politics This is why she lost the election if it turns out that way It's this arrogance that its hard to rally behind that

15:17 I have never in my life seen anything like this. That is the mark of a quitter! I'm stunned, I am more stunned about this tonight than anything else This is a moment to say goodbye to the Clintons This is a moment to say Hillary and Bill go off, retire. Don't ever try to raise another dollar for any progressive candidate again this has all been a dog and pony show and you left the show tonight when we're still ready to hear you I think i could talk for another five hours on this I've never seen anything like this what a quitter

15:58 I mean, especially when you think about what? Obviously we all thought that was odd. And the only thing I could think of is she can't she just can't stand up for whatever reason. I would say stamina...I think she was besides herself beside herself. Yeah and she may have been hopping mad for all you know but here's the kicker this is a punchline at least I guess you know it too But this is inside the Javits Center clip and this to me was the irony of ironies. Reaction from the chairman, let me just set the scene here Brian inside the Javit center a number people have left in tears there is stunned disbelief as these results as they come in early

15:17 I have never in my life seen anything like this. That is the mark of a quitter! I'm stunned, I am more stunned about this tonight than anything else This is a moment to say goodbye to the Clintons This is a moment to say Hillary and Bill go off, retire. Don't ever try to raise another dollar for any progressive candidate again this has all been a dog and pony show and you left the show tonight when we're still ready to hear you I think i could talk for another five hours on this I've never seen anything like this what a quitter

15:58 I mean, especially when you think about what? Obviously we all thought that was odd. And the only thing I could think of is she can't she just can't stand up for whatever reason. I would say stamina...I think she was besides herself beside herself. Yeah and she may have been hopping mad for all you know but here's the kicker this is a punchline at least I guess you know it too But this is inside the Javits Center clip and this to me was the irony of ironies. Reaction from the chairman, let me just set the scene here Brian inside the Javit center a number people have left in tears there is stunned disbelief as these results as they come in early

16:44 earlier in the evening they were looking for any sign that there was a potential path forward when okay you can stop that clip. Stop, stop yeah yes the clip that's kind of a background clip the clip I wanted to play which is the punch line and just back it up kicky kicky uh why leave Javits? That's the clip ah okay give her speech what about what was the thinking behind that Well, a couple of things. One practical they had to get out of the Javits Center at 2am this morning there was another event moving in and they had to tear down that elaborate setup and set up for the National Association of Broadcasters

17:24 I know, it was beautiful. That is the ironic note of the National Association of Broadcasters and that whole thing was you're right hubris very arrogant all purpose and I guess you have to have that in a way here's something i noticed we need to talk about So when you read, too close to call! Too close to call. I was too close to call it's too close to call and i'm here with the keeper she says well what is this uh what does this do? Close to call...I said well the way I understand that is of course votes are still being counted they'll be counted for another few days we've got absentee ballot all kinds of stuff continues to be to be counted um then no one wants to be

18:11 The person who says Donald Trump has won or even won a state For I think fear of retribution and if you were flipping back and forth, you'd see different numbers Yeah, it was very funny. You see different numbers of electoral votes Based upon what station you were watching in? And then once CBS was way off my god Oh they had very low numbers now. I got a call about 10 minutes before Pence went on stage, I got a text and the text was Clinton just called Trump and conceded. So I knew this was happening but still for 10 minutes no one would quote unquote call the race for Donald Trump on mainstream news

19:02 It was really, really... They called it on C-SPAN pretty early. AP called it early! New York Times called it first. Yeah, I agree. And then C-SPAN picked up on AP and they just used their numbers and then Fox came in a little late. They were reluctant too And it was just, it was laughable because it was pretty obvious what was going on at one point. It wasn't during the Hurwitz show we looked like he was going textbook toward Hillary but it wasn't and we were just didn't look right now One guy this guy Frank Luntz We've talked about him before He's the Republican pollster Yeah, he is a Republican pollster who obviously hated Trump He's the guy and we had clips of it You don't have to try to find them

19:49 During the first debate when Kelly, Megan Kelly called out Trump right away about all this you know calling people pigs. After that debate, they went to Luntz who was in the back and he had this little focus group of different people and he was asking them questions. And it was apparent to him that Trump had lost a debate and would be out of the race right away we're talking first debate. You watched it you just saw the debate and it wasn't a great debate by anybody but it the conclusions he drew. And then on Twitter, people pointed out and I retweeted it if anybody wants to see it The Real Dvorak by the way. Luntz says, It is over Hillary won! And they went on and about this. And then everybody was all over this in all the Twitter figures Trump's a loser. Yeah. So then Luntz you know so this thing turned around and Luntz was on the CBS show

20:53 With Charlie Rose and a couple other people and they asked him he was there having to explain things. He wasn't happy And he had a couple of phony baloney excuses. And I just think it's funny to listen to a guy who was beat, I mean, he was lifted by his own petard here. He never wanted Trump. Whoa! You got butt-slammed! Like that? More like that? Butt-slammed, here we go. Michael Gerson The Washington Post, Peggy Noonan The Wall Street Journal and Republican strategist Frank Luntz. I begin with Frank Tell me, what do you think? This is inconceivable five six hours ago. First all exit polling should be banned the fact is the numbers were wrong all the way across the table on state after state after state The 5 p.m.. The second wave got it wrong Second there was still a hidden Trump vote people who refuse to tell pollsters Who they voted for will not acknowledge it and I think they're gonna come out of the woodwork tonight and third

21:52 How do you address that anger? Those are the people who really want to tear up, blow up Washington. They're going to have to figure out a way to work with them, with the House and Senate This is gonna be the most chaos that we have seen in Washington in a long, long time. Your belief is that Trump has won? My belief- yes I've had a chance to look at the counties...I believe that Trump will be the next president. Tell me about this sexuality it's in your DNA! Yeah exactly Charlie thank you. Now- Wait wait wait! I have another pollster quickie clip Okay.

22:33 It is interesting his margin with college educated whites is going to be better than our poll showed, that a lot of polls showed. I don't know. I guess it's a legitimate question. In the end, I wonder if some of this was really the turnout and some voters were disgusted and didn't turn out? Man these guys better find a new vocation. That's unbelievable! Al Roker, I've got an Al Roker clip. He knew this was going on by the way as I listen to this clip I think he voted for Trump yeah but Al Roker on The Today Show and a couple of cohorts there all thought kind of the same thing that people were not coming forth. They were forced

21:52 How do you address that anger? Those are the people who really want to tear up, blow up Washington. They're going to have to figure out a way to work with them, with the House and Senate This is gonna be the most chaos that we have seen in Washington in a long, long time. Your belief is that Trump has won? My belief- yes I've had a chance to look at the counties...I believe that Trump will be the next president. Tell me about this sexuality it's in your DNA! Yeah exactly Charlie thank you. Now- Wait wait wait! I have another pollster quickie clip Okay.

22:33 It is interesting his margin with college educated whites is going to be better than our poll showed, that a lot of polls showed. I don't know. I guess it's a legitimate question. In the end, I wonder if some of this was really the turnout and some voters were disgusted and didn't turn out? Man these guys better find a new vocation. That's unbelievable! Al Roker, I've got an Al Roker clip. He knew this was going on by the way as I listen to this clip I think he voted for Trump yeah but Al Roker on The Today Show and a couple of cohorts there all thought kind of the same thing that people were not coming forth. They were forced

23:12 They tapped into and that makes you wonder like how did these polls get it so wrong? You know, there was a whole group of people. I think there were a lot of people who were a little nervous about saying they we're for Donald Trump. Well Donald Trump always said he had secret support. He had people who in polite company as they call it in the cable news world did not want to admit it. Oh wait what do they call that in the cable news world John? Polite People? What does she call them? How was that? How was that? Polite company as they call it in the cable news world. Is that what they call in the cable news world polite company? Not want to admit it, women educated women particularly so we don't know we'll still look at the analysis of it but... Educated women particularly even she knew this is going on and it turns out that white women in general they've voted Hillary I mean the Hillary side now though I have a story

24:06 Jay, my daughter who I told you a long time ago. She was a Bernie bot. It was going to vote for Trump out of spite. She told me she actually called. Wow, holy crap! Once every four years? Yeah exactly oh shit my daughter's calling somethings really bad So she calls and says that she voted for Trump yes and goes on about it. She says I lied I said, what do you mean? She says. I told I never told anybody was voting for Trump well no I said I was voting for Jill Stein and does she did you feel bad about it but she lied oh no she felt great about it she thought It was great because all these other people are just beside themselves that she's the whole campus at Willamette was is like a button suicidal yeah we got to get into that in a minute because I Do have a real deconstruction of the Millennials that I want to do okay well let me finish what she says yep

25:11 And she says that, uh... She never told—she lied. She lied when people asked who she's voting for she wouldn't say I think this was a major, major part of the vote Not only that John but it is proven and no one wants to admit this More black and Latino votes came out for Trump than Romney ever had Right! And that's—I think that really pushed it over the edge Yeah. And smart white women, because you know we have the down-downgraded white women you know no college for you moron like me...moron yeah they totally..yeah no it was a total mismatch and of course the big loser in all this is the mainstream media because they have zero credibility and people actually understand it and know it now I do have to play this little intermezzo from Rachel

26:04 Rachel Maddow. I got a double Rachel too It works better when you see the visuals but it'll do okay for the moment You're awake by the way, you're not having a terrible terrible dream also you're not dead and haven't gone to hell this is your life now this is our election now This Is Us! This is Our Country It's real. Trevor Noah on the Daily Show, I just want to listen to some of these heads explode with you John. Well wait yeah well your song...I get a Matto clip in because you're gonna have to play this one okay? This is the good clip Matto thanks Russia! He's arguing there that both were grievance politics candidates, sure. But they were selling grievance politics. They were also selling authenticity and they were selling something telling people something that was real and not something that was packaged. And I don't think you should forget we spent the last few months of this campaign reading through emails from somebody who is essentially exposing just how blow by blow

27:05 Hillary Clinton comes to decide where is she going to be on the Trans-Pacific Partnership? What is she going to say instead of seeing, oh this is somebody who believes very strongly that globalization is a force for good or that she doesn't and she thinks it's a force that's decimating the economy. I think people are rejecting that as well in this which is you know hats off to the Russian government right if we were all looking at combing through the email trains, the email chains amid all the different Trump campaign forces trying to figure out how they came up with some of his policies and got him to say some things that he said would also have been a bloated is apparent authenticity. That is something that didn't happen because WikiLeaks only went after Clinton. Oh yeah? Yeah, they only OK. Beautiful. Yeah beautiful I do want to hear what Vladimir Putin said

27:54 Is this the real Vladimir Putin? No, no. This is not a setup it's the real Vladimir Putin translated of course. I'd like to congratulate the American people with the end of their electoral cycle. I like it apparently in Russian his name is Trumpa Donald Trumpa And I'd also like to congratulate Mr. Donald Trump with his victory in these elections We have heard his electoral slogans when he was still a candidate of the president

28:50 And he spoke about resuming and restoring relations between Russia and the United States. the degradation in which, unfortunately, relations between Russia and USA are. And it is not our fault that Russian-American relations are in this state

29:28 And as I have repeatedly said, that is not our fault that the Russian-American relations are in that poor state. But Russia is ready and wants to restore the full fledged relations with United States. I repeat, we understand that this will be a difficult way but we are ready to play our part in it and do everything to return the Russian-American relations to the stable and sustainable development track.

30:16 This would serve the well-being of both Russian and American peoples. Now, there you go! And according to Russians in the chat room a correct translation so he's reaching out very nice we should be happy about this I think so I always thought it was a vote again when vote for Trump is a vote against World War 3 yes although it's portrayed differently but that seems like Hillary wasn't gonna do anything about this Exploding heads John just so we can get into more. I just need to play it because, i'll never have the opportunity again We can still mock these people Trevor Noah from The Daily Show

30:54 Welcome to the Daily Show. We are live across many channels, thank you so much for tuning in it is election night 11 p.m on the East Coast 8 out West and 9 a.m tomorrow in the middle of the Pacific Ocean which is where we may soon want to live This is it! The end of the presidential race and feels like the end of the world You know? I'm not gonna lie...I don't if you come to the right place for jokes tonight because this is the first time throughout this entire race where I'm officially shitting my pants. I genuinely do not understand how America can be this disorganized or this hateful, I don't know which one it is you know when most democracies in the world pick a leader they go by you know who did more people vote for and America just makes it interesting by being like oh no let's do this electoral college thing

31:44 Yeah, this is a big one now. It was all the electoral college's it's rigged is no good It's bogus we can't have this we got to get rid of it you take you even be now You've created a fork in the road for me Because I want to talk about that okay well I'm sorry then but let me come back here But since you brought up the comics I did wash stuff the monologues of all the comics guys I recorded him by didn't put them on the show and I want to give you a run down okay? So what would you think? You've got Kimmel, we got the Fallon and Colbert. Okay well give me a... Did you see these monologues? No I did not see them on long okay i want you to kind of guess i think you can do this guess what would be who would deal with how it would have gone with the three of them okay let me start with Colbert. I bet Colber was befuddled and completely confused okay then we have correct oh thank

32:44 Thank you. Then we have Fallon, hmm I think he probably was very uncomfortable was probably flubbing jokes didn't quite know how to handle it? Wrong! Oh what did he do? What happened? I would just get to give me the third one and Kimmel. No, you already did Kimmel? No that was Fallon. Oh okay. Fallon was confused and probably didn't make it. And I bet Kimmell actually held his shit together and was funny! Alright now you're kind of right about Kimmel. Okay, Kimmel held his shit together and was funny Yeah But he hey he's gonna have De Niro on the show so there was a passive-aggressive thing going on Kimmel Was funny as usual handle it beautifully yeah Fallon unbelievably professional Jokes were slick they were balanced okay They were funny and he went on with this show He is the winner oh my goodness well I didn't expect that

33:48 I was wondering myself, but he was just cool as a cucumber. Beautiful nice gold bear. The world has come to an end just like that guy you played from the Daily Show. He was just beside himself... They're all reading the same talking points from Jon Stewart, he puts his hand up their ass and tells them what to say Exactly! Jon Stewart is behind both of those guys And Jon Stewart is probably really bummed out by this whole thing Well he said it was leaving, he said it was leaving the country Yeah, he's gonna leave the country. Leave the planet I think he said Well good! Send him to Mars with Musk Okay...I have more Just to finalize you have to remember that Jon Stewart who is just a radical progressive who used to pretend to be middle of the road is the guy whose roommate was Anthony Weiner

34:44 And it took forever for Stewart to believe that Anthony Weiner was a pervert. Yeah, I know Did you see Seth Meyers by any chance? I, at that point, was done. I know that he was beside himself too but... He very early on in the election cycle said, I don't care if I piss off half my audience. I hate him and I'm going to hate him every day and he's been doing that consistently Yeah well he is consistent. He doesn't mind pissing off half his audience. I think that the networks aren't gonna put up with this Oh no, well we're getting closer to that. I do need to play two little ditties here for you some CNN post election analysis. We need to start first with Jeffrey Toobin

35:32 the constitutional lawyer? I think he means that he is going to appoint conservatives to the Supreme Court. That means limitations on gay rights, that means an end to affirmative action. Does he mean that?! We're getting to a culminating point here with what these people are saying. It means less rights for immigrants, easier deportations uh... and easier this is you know what he ran on it means a criminal prosecution of hillary clinton so why should he feel pressure to do anything this is a guy who made campaign promises and like most politicians he's going to keep those campaign problems are he's gonna have mass deportation all-new but he's gonna have masses he's got a hand that allows the campaign promise he didn't keep

36:27 He's going to have mass deportations. He is going to have an investigation and prosecution of Hillary Clinton. Now we are gonna go over to Christiana Anampur Every single world leader has rolled up and done what they do after every single US election and they have congratulated the result of a free and fair democratic election in the United States. What's rather troubling is that some of the most eager and jubilant congratulations come from leaders of far-right nationalist movements in Europe, Huert Wilders who jumped up and down tweeting that now it's time for Netherlands to take back

37:02 their country for the Dutch, read keep others out. And we've had Nigel Farage jumping up and down saying this is fantastic I hand over the mantle this is what he tweeted to Donald Trump two big revolutions in 2016 and then you've had the German Vice Chancellor who has put a word of sort of caution out now reading what he said that Trump is the pioneer of a new authoritarian and chauvinist international movement He's also a warning for us so That encapsulates the fear about what's going on out there. Oh yeah, everyone is so afraid!

37:39 And now here's something that started though, that it is very troubling and if I see this guy i need to have a word with him. The whole NBC conglomeration of networks in general are a bunch of race-baiting A-holes and of course we start with the number one guy who launched the term... Here's Van Jones There's another side to this people have talked about a miracle I'm hearing about a nightmare. Nightmare! It's hard to be a parent tonight for a lot of us You tell your kids, don't be a bully you tell your kids Don't be a bigot you tell your kids do your homework

38:20 And be prepared. And then you have this outcome and you have people putting children to bed tonight, and they're afraid of breakfast. They're afraid how do I explain this to my child? I like it there for a little while. They are all afraid of breakfast. How let's stop who made these kids that way. Stop your going too fast too far hold on children to bed tonight in the they are afraid of breakfast. They're afraid of how do I explain this to my children? I have Muslim friends who are texting me tonight saying, should I leave the country? I have families of immigrants that are terrified tonight. This was many things. This was a rebellion against the elites true it was a complete reinvention of politics and polls it's true but it was also something else we've talked about race and we talked about everything but race tonight We've talked about income, we've talked about class, we haven't talked about race this was a white lash

39:18 This was a white lash against a changing country. It was a white lash against a black president in part, and that's the part where the pain comes. And Donald Trump has a responsibility tonight to come out and reassure people that he is going to be the president of all the people who he insulted and offended and brushed aside. Yeah when you say yeah you want to take your country back You got a lot of people who feel that we're not represented well either. But we don't want to feel that someone has been elected

39:55 by throwing away some of us to appeal more deeply to others. So this is a deeply painful moment tonight, I know it's not just about race there is more going on than that Yeah but he calls it a white lash and NBC took that ball and ran with it Outside the nation African American History Museum There's deep worry about President-elect Donald Trump victory And the huge turnout by rural working class white voters How much is it about race? I mean, Trump has made the whole election about race so about 100% of it. I'm not angry you know...I'm hurt! I'm hurt because um..it says alot about America They see what's been called a white lash White Americans feeling left out and deep resentment as the nation grows more diverse Rallied by a candidate who promised to ban Muslims wall out Mexicans And who challenged the very legitimacy Of the nations first black president

40:51 For 16-year old Valerie Travi, who was born in the US this election seems more like an eviction. Her undocumented parents were deported back to Colombia 10 months ago with Clinton she saw hope with Trumplessness This is the white lash meme which is very, very uncool. And this is going to lead us into the millennials and the problems that have been created because I actually see this as a very, very fucking serious point But I need to lead us into it a little bit, so I have a few clips and some gems here. So mini package John starting off with Andrea Mitchell who is in mourning. Late yesterday her team was still optimistic that they would prevail instead they are now planning the concession speech shortly this morning as history is put on hold yet again

41:41 At Clinton headquarters, heartbreak. Oh my gosh! You know looking up at the glass ceiling and it's still just solid Women supporters who had hoped this would finally be their year shocked and distraught The wait for the country's first female commander in chief 240 years and still counting And if the woman who President Obama called the most qualified person ever to run for the White House couldn't break through, the question remains who can? No more. We've put history has been put on hold again and I think history was made quite honestly Andrea Mitchell and the Millennials are...I mean I under my underestimated this. I have Millennials

42:23 In my life, you've got millennials in your life. I underestimated this kind of response This is uh- You might want to back away from your speakers it gets crazy. That has to be a joke! I do not believe this is happening!! I'm literally about to fucking kill myself and I'M NOT KIDDING!!! YOU BETTER FUCK SHIT RIGHT NOW!!!! I literally am gonna die, I need an ambulance, I can't believe that! It's I know This is on it by the way. I want to give people a warning You should get on the newsletter list goes in the next newsletter I'm going to I've been isolating some of this sort of thing that you just played mm-hmm on Twitter and

43:01 They're threatening Trump's life. They're gonna kill themselves. Let me just finish up the package and then we got to get into this big deconstruction back to MSNBC for a second O'Donnell Larry talking about how everyone is crying Rachel America is crying tonight I'm not sure how much of America but a very very significant portion and I mean yeah well how about less than half Lawrence? How much, I don't know how many people are crying less than half. are crying from California to Massachusetts about this. This is a sadness, it is a mourning moment for those people and it's a moment filled with fear. And Donald Trump thankfully I don't think instilled any more fear tonight in his speech. It wasn't one of those speeches that had that kind of stuff in it

44:11 But he has a job to do. What we saw happen in the stock market is happening in the hearts of Americans, they are afraid Donald Trump has to address that." Yeah I guess they all went up the next day! Everyone went up right? My heart my heart is up! This James Woods tweeted out this video... Help us now! Help us now! They don't want to do this These people up there, f*** these a**holes in their f****** yachts. They're not in our country! They are not American! Get the f*** out of here! This is ours! This is Liberty Plaza!

44:54 We love you, okay? So just stay calm. Don't be violent! Thank you. All right? Thank you. Thank you. We are strong. Do you see how strong we are?! This could have gotten so worse, but we are taking it farther. We are taking it farther like the future cars are going to have more mileage and more sustainable stars than on the flat. We're gonna make our forefathers feel like they're our dads and not sad and rolling in their grave

45:42 Because we are going to save our country. Save our country! Save our country! Come with us, do you feel this? Because we feel you We're making history. Come join us now. We need your help This is not the way America Oh boy. Was that a put on? No, that was real

46:23 That was real. I don't know, yeah no i watched the video and then I think i'm a pretty good judge if it's real or not as good actors well here is my final one and then we need to talk um now I like this girl Miley Cyrus I've always liked her I liked hers Hannah Montana uh My daughter and I grew up watching she grew up and we watch it together For all the grief she gets, and she of course was a huge Hillary bot. I have to say that I have huge respect for how she handled this. Now she was really upset She's crying This is a selfie video

46:59 Who cries at that presidential election because your man lost? This is what we need to discuss. We cannot just jump over this and say, ha-ha-ha you stupid snowflake! This is important. This the last clip I have of Millennial. No, I have something to say. Yeah alright here it is where are ya Miley? Here he is. So probably like most people that are gonna see well maybe not because given the result Maybe I really am different and maybe a lot of people that I'm surrounded by think with open minds and open hearts like I do. And they do want to say that I've been very vocal for my support for everyone besides Donald Trump, heavily supported Bernie, heavily supported Hillary. And they still think that in her lifetime she deserves to be the first female president. That's what makes me so happy!

47:58 is that I just wish that she had an opportunity because she's fought for so long and because, I believe her when she says that she loves this country. This is all she's ever done She's given her life to make it better but like Donald Trump so ironically played after his speech It said you can't always get what you want And happy hippies we adjust and we accept everyone who they are So Donald Trump I accept you and this hurts to say but I even accept

48:35 you as the President of the United States and that's fine. That's fine because I think now, I want to be a hopeful hippie and I want to be hopeful that she will step into... And President Obama Mr. Obama I wanna say thank you for everything you've done in this past year but please please just treat people with love and treat people with compassion and treat people with respect and I will do the same for you

49:14 And anyway, anything you ever want to talk about or understand. Maybe people that don't think the same way that you and some of the people who support you do please if you want to open your mind and you wanna open your heart I would love to give you a key Thank You so much! Thank you Hillary for inspiring all Okay. That is pathetic! No, I like that she said she accepted Donald Trump as her president because this is out of the norm This is a exhibitionism of the worst order She's on... why would anybody subject themselves to this sort of thing? I'm gonna put myself crying like a baby over the election

49:56 Over Hillary and then put myself on camera, and then let everyone see I think yes. Yes, no No, I'm going to tell you what's going on And I'm gonna look at all the parents of Millennials in United States of America. You have done a huge disservice to your children and you need to act at this very moment." It is so obvious, and it surprised me even we had the protest here in Austin as well although they were bussed in so that's probably a Soros something or other but that doesn't matter These children have been just imagine for a second put yourself in an eight to seventeen year olds brain and For a year and a half all you hear is Hitler

50:43 Hates blacks, hates Jews. KKK World War 3 gonna ruin everything Gonna blow everything up We'll have no economy It's gonna be shit He is a bully He is horrible man he hate women grab him by the pussy You don't think that has an effect if you're not sitting there and saying to your children well this just a lot of banter goes back and forth No cause also bought into it you weak piece of shit parents Very very very sad put into that the culture of, I deserve it's all. I should have this safe space which is also your fault

51:19 You need to step in right now and you need to explain to these children what happened. And that you were fooled too because when kids wake up, yes daddy I don't understand why does a bully win? That you told me this couldn't happen is because you set your children up for failure and you have to jump in right now grab them by the scruff of the neck and tell them The first thing we do is we support our president who no matter who it is no matter who it is. And if you don't do that, well when you're lying on the side of the street because your children are too fucking stupid to have any kind of economic standing in the world and take care of you when you're old and decrepit it's your own fault You gotta jump in right now! I'm so mad about this these children yeah they sound like pathetic idiots

52:09 They have been abused, abused, abused. Play the pet peeve thing Yeah you better believe- I'm sweating And by the way, wait wait wait and by the way All of my friends in Europe are saying what the hell is wrong with your children? They say, wow the stupid Americans! What are these kids? Who are these morons?! Now we look stupid because of the protest. Everyone's like hey what the hell is going on with these kids over there It's because you have fucked them up And let's stop there and continue Andrew Sorkin Oh his letter to his daughter and wife

52:53 He sends a letter, he puts it... Now there's two things about this. The letter is vile! It is vile, it is disrespectful, it is hate of the highest order. It was printed in the Vanity Fair Vanity Fair needs an editor. I don't care who anybody, where anybody's from you do not print this sort of thing this hateful vile note from anybody This is a editing issue Let me just read one little bit I have in front of me Just one little from the second paragraph I'm gonna read it Oh! You're going to go? Go So...this is another example of exhibitionism

53:38 Sorkin comes out and writes this terrible letter. I may or may not read the whole thing, but i'm gonna read it He's why doesn't he just talk to his girls? He writes them an open letter that is public Yeah in vanity fair instead of just going into the bed saying hey because you know It's kind of poetic that it's in Vanity Fair isn't it yes Sorkin girls well the world changed last night in a way I couldn't protect us from That's a terrible feeling for a father. I won't sugarcoat it, this is truly horrible! It's hardly the first time my candidate didn't win in fact it's done six times but it is the first time that a thoroughly incompetent pig with dangerous ideas, a serious psychiatric disorder no knowledge of the world and no curiosity to learn has meaning has one

54:32 And it wasn't just Donald Trump who won last night. It was his supporters, too! The Ku Klux Klan won last night while nationalists sexist racist and buffoons I'm sorry white nationalist sexist racists and buffoons angry young white men who think rap music and Sanco de Mayo are a threat to their way of life or are the reason for their way of life, have been given cause to celebrate. Men who have no right to call themselves that and who think that women who aspire to more than looking hot are shrill ugly and otherwise unworthy or otherwise worthy of our scorn rather than our admiration struck a blow from misogynist shitheads everywhere." I can go on...

55:26 This is a vile, hateful note. I recommend we can put a link to it. Can you back off your mic just like one? Or turn down your gain or something. Abject dumbness was glamorized as being the fresh voice of an outsider who's going to quote shake things up did anyone bother to ask how is he going to rearrange the chairs on the Roosevelt room For the next four years, the President of United States will be in the same office held by Washington and Jefferson Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt FDR JFK and Barack Obama. Will be held by a man boy who will spend his hours exacting true Twitter revenge against all who criticize him. And those numbers will be legion we've embarrassed ourselves in front of our children and the world and the world took no time to react. The Dow futures dropped

56:17 700 points overnight. By the way, that was a typo they had to correct it first said 7000 which I think is what he submitted. Well of course he doesn't mention it went back up economists are predicting this is a good one. Economists are predicting a deep and prolonged recession another group of people we can sweep away Our NATO allies are in a state of legitimate fear. And speaking of fear, Muslim Americans Mexican-Americans African Americans are shaking in their shoes really? I'd be right to note that many Donald Trump fans are not fans of Jews! Oh boy there we go On the other hand there's a party going on at just a party going on at ISIS headquarters

57:02 Really? This guy is an a-hole. What would we give to trade this small fraction of a man for Richard Nixon right now? Oh, man... Okay I've had enough of Sorkin. Fuck it that guy's an A-hole Yeah that is vanity of course he just that's pandering to his Hollywood cronies It is hate speech Yes But and the disrespect for the office of the presidency which these same people We're throwing at Republicans who said just the slightest little thing about Barack Obama not having any real experience before he came became president. You have to respect the office now since we're talking about writers, forget her name. She also writes for TV shows she was on NPR I think she's black

57:50 You gotta listen to this. And let's listen to one more reaction this morning, too yesterday's election results We have Attica Locke on the line with Attica Locke Do you know her? Attica Locke? No She is a California novelist who often writes about black America She's also a writer on the TV series Empire Good Morning to you. Good morning So what are you thinking about this morning I'm not crushed. Optimism I felt on the other side of Obama is dashed. This is a backlash to that there is a large segment of the population for whom having a black president was such an assault on their identity that their reaction To it has no reason I really need to get ousted in 2012 Really? Really hate this this and and this guy will not call her out, of course except at the very end a little bit But wait until she gets to the to the

58:54 the big bomb. It makes no logical sense. You really see this as a lot of Americans saying we weren't ready for a black president, did not want to black president? What exactly are you saying? I think of it through the level of the psyche. I think in the sense that we are still in a patriarchy, in the sense that the president is like a father of the nation or man that were meant to look up to. I think there's a large segment of white folks who could not take The idea that this person in this context white folks to me sounds racist I felt it felt racist to me white folks fucking white folk There's a large segment of white folks who could not take that the idea that this person was above them in some way. I think he was Dislocating in terms of their sense of identity, I'm struck because I spoke too many white voters back in 2008 some of whom even talked about

59:42 being former racists and overcoming that who were drawn to Barack Obama. Apparently you can't, you can't overcome it You can't see reason haha no white people can't become unracist hahaha It's in their DNA hahahaha were drawn to Barack Obama and reached a comfort level with him. And what changed over eight years? Well, first of all demands presidency has been poisoned, you know, frankly by voices from Fox News, by Congress that would not engage with them, by Donald Trump himself claiming the president was not a citizen. He never claimed he wasn't a citizen who was natural born citizens different. So clearly that starts to rub away at

1:00:24 a foundational understanding of who Barack Obama really is and what he has really done for eight years. I don't think that certain people can quite even see it, if that makes any sense. Well let me ask you this Donald Trump in his speech earlier this morning said that he is going to be a president for all Americans are you open-minded? Are you prepared to look at him as your president No, God no. I think he was on some good drugs last night that calmed him down but the real Donald Trump will show up in a few months Oh my god! No, just no, I don't accept him as my president Well that's not okay That is just not okay You can say these things and you can go unchallenged But this is the meme

1:01:06 That all, you know the real Donald Trump will show up in a few months. This calm guy this guy you see no that's not the real we know the real guy he is going to show up will please show up already? We need the read the real guy now luckily I want to pay back backup clip yep This is another little shorty that came on one of these little segments with either CNN or PBS and there was a bunch of people in the little circle, they're yacking away. And this girl slips this little baby in and this is the clip racism example on Let's Be Frank it's just a quickie If you're drawing upon the emotional concerns voters as Matt mentioned who are very much concerned that America they know is being taken over by people who don't look like them let's be frank

1:01:48 Yeah, so this vote now I think we should go into an interpretation of why Trump won because apparently a bunch of people think it was just black or white people who see the country being taken over by people who don't look like them. Yeah that's exactly what...I don't see any evidence of that! No, of course not Of course not. It was America being taken over by corporate global interests, we finally got a clue that this is taking away our sovereignty and I think in the weeks ahead will prove it and that's what it was about

1:02:26 These people aren't coming out of the woodwork because, oh I see. And especially in rural Pennsylvania Amish country they're not looking around and seeing the world being taken over by people who don't look like them everybody looks like them! Yeah no it's very evil it's very very evil to say these kinds of things continuously and it's one thing that believe that and it's okay but then to say always not my president screw it Everyone was shamed and forced into saying, yes Barack Obama is my president. I think it was people were like okay we'll do this people who voted against him seemed reasonably okay but that just you know no that we did just can't be true that's not how it works racist or racists in their DNA ha ha ha You can never change luckily though John luckily

1:03:15 We have someone to protect us from the evil Dr. Trump, from the evil... The Evil Dr. Trump! I like that, The Evil Dr. Trump. This is my new nickname Yes And of course our bastions, our saviors, our protectors will be the ladies from The View It was a rough night for everybody i think Yeah we're worried, people are worried you know okay he's the president now what? We're watching you okay I don't know what scares all the rest of you the most is that not since George W Bush has there been at White House a Senate and a house of representatives All but from the same party and then the FBI is stuck It's nasty little nose in the middle of this plus the Supreme Court who knows where that's gonna go So the only checks and balances we have are

1:04:08 Are us the view. That's it! The president did a speech in the Rose Garden with Joe. As an aside, by the way I watched a couple episodes of Jay Leno's Garage last night. The new season started and Joe Biden was on with his Corvette. I gotta say the guy is funny! I like him very cool Anyway, the president is in the Rose Garden trying to... He's doing a pretty good job. Oh you know okay we're just gonna this is how it works smooth transition but in his mind

1:04:53 The truth always wants to come out in his mind. All he could think of that racist, sexist a-hole. So I have instructed my team to follow the example that President Bush's team set eight years ago and work as hard as we can to make sure this is a successful transition? He is just... In his head, he just can't help it. A sexist transition. Yeah yeah There was a moment of clarity and that would be the last one I have clip wise I think for this on CNBC you know Joe Kernan they had that morning crew it's the financial crew and they all had to admit that reporting science, the data science all of it was wrong. All of it was crap there are some places that probably should get a little bit you know served a little crow today daily news maybe

1:05:43 have a little portion. Huffington Post, which for the first six months of Trump's candidacy left it in the entertainment section as a journalistic organization they decided it was an entertainment story not a political story I got any others? No this is just I think there'll be a rethink also just among the what's that place journalistic world around Around this idea of trying to predict at all which is to say that over the cause of Nate silver and his success Last election and the election prior there became this move towards data science We kept talking about data science so you could gain that game these things out, and you could have a meter the New York Times had a meter last night you could follow it. It's only as good as the data. As a member of mainstream media is gonna be difficult for us to talk about this like the Heisenberg uncertainty principle but the mainstream media is a loser in this and yeah

1:06:42 Not just in trying to analyze what was happening, but trying to influence and affect what was happening. And you can see right now that the... I'll give you one example to that point which is there's so much speculation going into this about what kind of concession speech Donald Trump would give Would he concede? Would be generous? Would he be gracious? not an ounce a speculation really about what kinda concession speech Hillary Clinton would give it and we still don't know the answer to that question but no real analysis No, no analysis. That's right! No analysis of how everyone got it wrong and they're just avoiding the topic but it's too late and we're gonna ride those guys all the way to the bottom. Oh yeah We're gonna ride them all the way to the bottom They never got it wrong this is a joke of it they were just told what to say and they said it Yeah that's even better Sorry

1:07:31 In fact, here's somebody getting an earful. This is a clip right along the same lines. This was Judy Woodruff. The clip is called Good Summation. This is Judy Woodruff with a little panel and this one guy is an ex-reporter who just was sick of it all when he became a podcaster. And he gives her a very interesting well put earful because she's beside herself thinking that well we have a lot of diversity We have diversity and the argument against we have no diversity of opinion. You've got you got a black guy, Chinese guy and Indian guy? Yeah, you got visual optics. I get optical diverse optics but in here here we go journalists to dis the whole disconnect point. You know, we've strived

1:08:16 I think in newsrooms for years to become, as we like to put it more like America. To be more diverse but i hear you saying we've missed a whole chunk of the country and our effort to be diverse. I don't think there's any question about this. I read something at LA Times film critics said a year ago when American Sniper was the number one movie And he said, listen the only people surprised is that the number one movie are the people that live in the two coasts and haven't visited. The 47 states in between you know what Margaret said about some of the things Trump said I mean that's why it was hashtag never trumped. I was disturbed by those things but you know what also disturbed me to hear Hillary Clinton say that I am her quote enemy uh the comments that were made in the previous segment from the WikiLeaks emails calling Christians backwards

1:08:59 that those of us who think we shouldn't have men in bathrooms next to our young daughters are called bigots when we used to just call them parents. Those things create a backlash as well, so I don't fault the media for thinking Trump couldn't get elected because his incendiary comments. The fault though comes in the fact that an equal light was not shed on Hillary's incendiary comments and the backlash it created against her which we saw in the vote total last night. Jim Rutenberg what about that? Oh, oh my goodness. I like that a podcaster said that and it's kind of cool Yeah, podcasters say everything. Gonna read faceback, gonna lose some brain cells... Gonna read faceback, gonna read comments from shills... I do need to read a few facebag posts just from some of my favorite people around the community John if you'd like to participate? Ready

1:09:57 I'm all there. I hold hatred and self-hatred, misogyny racism xenophobia the FBI wiki leaks are weak willed press more interested in ratings rather than fair and balanced reporting Bernie...Bernie and the wedge he drove between you and the young voters And if one fucking person tells me he could have won. I will scream! And then some He could not even win the primary

1:10:34 and a country so backwards and simple-minded they would rather have a naked emperor than a remarkable leader like you as their president. Everyone, keep your loved ones close and pray for this good woman who fought so hard to help us tonight must be especially devastating for her." And I have begun the purge unfriending known Trump voters sadly started with the son of my mom's best friend his brothers are still my friends if they feel need to unfriend me i'm okay with that sickened But I don't need any of this hateful energy in my life. I have never been so sad Okay Now this by the way This is a meme that you what you've come up with has got meme written all over because there was a New York time And I had to interrupt your little that's okay, and I want you go right back do it okay? but I have a clip they kind of Exemplifies what she said about Bernie in there

1:11:26 And for one thing, I mean that...I would almost want you to read it over again so we could dissect it. But the media was a bunch of s- The media was all in for Hillary! What more does she want? During the Bernie campaign they would play They would show Trump having 20 thousand people They wouldn't show Bernie! What are you kidding?! They would not show Bernie on these news shows at all! That's one of the reasons he lost, but I'm listening. Here is a New York Times reporter says New York Times reporter if Bernie could win that she is black and by the way you have some comments about some of these New York Times reporters they're putting on here but she plays this same meme as if the DNC had nothing to do with anything obviously never read some of these emails making me wonder what kind of reporter you are

1:12:16 And for all practical purposes said the same thing that this woman said. I think that's definitely where the debate is going to begin because progressive Democrats are feeling as though if they had put up Bernie Sanders, he would have been able to make a case with trade and work in class whites and talk about infrastructure but I should say that he couldn't form the coalition that was normal Democratic base. So that's why he got beat in the primary, so in some ways it's great to say in hindsight 2020 Bernie could have beat Trump but he couldn't be Hillary so how can you beat Trump? But I think that the Democratic Party really is gonna have to figure out how Donald Trump really beat her from coming from the left

1:12:55 He really beat her by coming from and talking about issues that progressives were talking about, and that's going to be really problematic. And Democrats are gonna have to figure out what that means. Now I thought about this because—and I'm glad you had that little read—because why would this meme be coming up about Bernie? And he couldn't beat Hillary in the primary so why would he beat Trump in the general This is again, I'm gonna go right back to this and I think it's thematic. This is a huge and I'll use the word existential battle for sovereignty in the United States versus globalism. Yes correct Bernie was never a globalist he was always against the idea of all these trade deals and some of this screwy stuff that's going on He wasn't American yeah, the globalists are trying to destroy

1:13:46 country not really there but they want to destroy the sovereignty of the United States so they can make their rules elsewhere. The way you has been doing yes and that's what that's why did we have a sudden meme that Bernie is a loser because Bernie is actually on the right side of things And if you see networks and these TV people are all globalists. Oh, yeah. They love it of course This is that this is what the battle is and these kids you saw during the brexit thing Yeah You saw these kids same thing kids or 18 year olds out with their signs saying the EU, I can't get my passport. But a little difference these protests yesterday they had professional signs for like some socialism thing they were bused in okay? They were bused in this the attack has not stopped The attack on the sovereignty has not stopped Soros and globalists trying to

1:14:46 to take over the country. And everyone knows if you want to ruin a country, ya gotta start with their universities and that's exactly what has been going on I think we've talked about this before this is the danger of allowing this to happen and give your kids stupid safe spaces This is the danger! And this IS the future and they are useless at the moment-I think they're all salvageable but y'know they need...and I don't know what these kids are watching I really don't. I don't think they're watching CNN, you know it must be coming from BuzzFeed or something... No no it's coming from their schools! Yeah oh and you saw the professors so how we're taking the midterm is optional if you're so upset A bunch of professors caved? Yep mm-hmm And there was a couple of schools now have grief counseling

1:15:35 And I mentioned in one of my tweets, somebody said the school's now allowing grief counseling for these poor kids. Yes and I said we didn't even have grief counseling when Kennedy was shot and it seems like something you might have grief counseling for but no there's grief counseling because your politician did something you didn't even know what... Who is calling you on a show day? Who is calling you on the show day? Oh okay good take it off Hello? Yeah. Are you coming back? What are you coming back? I'm coming back. It was a robo call. Oh, of course. Of course. All right. Sorry. That's okay. So RoboCop. Yes. Thank you Elizabeth Warren. I got one yet. I keep getting the same one. Your ranking of your website could be much better. You get that one

1:16:39 No, I never got that one. To put us under do not call, press 9. You always press nine and then... They get called again? They get called again of course. Yeah so the attack has not stopped in fact it's probably been ratcheted up a bit and the children are now being abused again! Again educate maybe you know i guess we just raised a whole generation of parents who were dicks who don't have the capacity to understand the abuse that is taking place. None of my kids were crying, mine wasn't but you know she did say dad tell me it's gonna be okay? This is all your kids want to know... Is it going to be okay

1:17:27 And when I say, absolutely don't it doesn't matter who becomes president is not all that big of a deal. There's limitations to what the President can do but we know... They don't even know how it works! No no they think he's immediately going to start rounding up... Benito Mussolini Yeah My first order of business is to dissolve Congress. I ordered the Senate and the House of Representatives to go home. I will do all the work from here Oh, okay. If you think that's even possible? Then you should read... What is wrong with high school? They don't teach anybody civics obviously history is all at you know they use the Howard Zinn book as a history book You know everything we Americans have ever done or are do We're all a bunch of A-holes and we should just dissolve the country and give ourselves to a world government That is what they're teaching Yes! yes, they are

1:18:25 And Hillary was part of that and she should have won. That would've been a little further down the road, it's taken forever! It is such a fantastic opportunity, such a learning moment that I'd really like parents to consider taking advantage of it. You can see hey this is how you get bamboozled this is how the world really works these are the forces that are at play This is what's happening there are forces trying to take your mind and your thoughts and turn them into something which is not necessarily in your best interest but these kids may not even know what's in their best interest yet This is what really worries me. I don't care about Trump being president, these kids who do not have the capacity the learning the base the background to see that oh my god no you're not going to get everything No it's not for- no! You gotta fight? You gotta work?! Uhhhhhh Well

1:19:28 I don't think i can make well, you also hear a lot of this here's the name calling over PC example. I want to again point out people don't understand what hate is. I am appalled that I'm sitting right now having to figure out how to explain to young people across this country including my own children why we have sexist misogynists racist Islamophobes in the White House I haven't slept all night. I have no idea, I'm speechless because you allowed your children to be convinced that was true because she's convinced it's true of course of course cause just know thinking how you gotta you gotta believe people have the capacity to see through some of this but now that that's the power of the media its uh its really done a good job although now of course it falls apart

1:20:18 Well, not for long. Let's face it. No no but now the other thing we're going to be dealing with is we're gonna be dealing with this and we have to deal with the lies and you had the lies that are in MSNBC about the Russians and poor Rachel she's like beside herself she's very sincere She's a sincere globalist I doesn't like this country. I got an insider in tech over at MSNBC who Who spoke to, who's the head of news over there? I forget his name. At MSNBC Yeah, I guess it's NBC but she of course with MSNBC and he said that Rachel is destroyed and devastated Oh you can see it in her face Well, I'm just confirming destroyed and devastated And by the way when Obama actually before that I think it was one of the Clinton victories or I don't remember who was but whatever I think was the first Clinton victory after

1:21:12 George H.W lost They were ridiculing Fox people for having this kind of a negative attitude, being in tears and somber and all the rest of it. Meanwhile they can do it nobody cares I want to play just a good example Richard Engel who we've long since determined was a CIA guy who's the NBC... A Peabody award-winning CIA guy The NBC is uh..was...I mean the CIA was against Trump if you read the Lehner report and they must be beside themselves. And here's Richard Engel being asked a simple question, and I believe this is a pack of lies because there is no way that anybody working at MSNBC where he's representing there on this clip had any idea that Trump was ever gonna win this thing. So it just all bull crap.

1:22:09 Richard, you also are incredibly well sourced in terms of national security and the military and especially the global reach of the US military and our allies. I'm wondering if you're hearing any sort of response in terms of national security folks and military response? I've been talking to very senior military people for the last several months about this issue specifically and some of them were asking Can they continue? Can they can they keep stay in their jobs and work for this man What happens, they wondered out loud to me if They're ordered to go round up millions of people and put them on trains and deport them from this country Do they follow that order is that or is that order moral

1:22:54 Some of them have been digging up the Constitution and going through it. They're facing very deep questions about what the nature of the military will be in this country under President Trump, and some were saying well they should stay on in order to make sure that the ship doesn't crash, and others felt that they just had to leave or are considering leaving we'll see if they do Does anybody believe a word of that? No, of course not. Of course not. Oh man oh man... All right now I want to get into the one thing that you probably have a couple more clips and if you have any more packages Well for later i'll have some stuff but I did want to just play a clip from Euronews their view of the protests uh that took place

1:23:50 Shock made way for anger as protests erupted across America in the wake of Donald Trump's victory. In his hometown of New York, thousands of people gathered outside Trump Tower. Many of them argued Trump did not win but hate racism misogyny and xenophobia triumphed That's a guy by the way.

1:24:34 Although Trump said he wanted to unite America in his victory speech, many fear his campaign rhetoric. In particular, his threats to deport illegal immigrants and a ban on Muslims entering the country. Many protests took place in Democratic bases including Portland Oregon Washington DC and Chicago shortly after Clinton conceded The last time such widespread protest greeted the news of a presidential win was in 2000, when Republican George W. Bush came to power in a vote dispute that went all the way to the Supreme Court. No that's how uh...the election is viewed not my president! That is such a wrong thing to say if it's not your president then you know won't be your handout when you get it okay? Mkay?!

1:25:23 Okay, now I want to talk about this a couple of things here. First of all let's do...this is the clip, a couple back-to-back clips here and this is the quick demo breakdown on CBS that showed you know what Hillary won and lost and what Trump won and what the main thing that Trump one was they was the women he won the woman's vote. He did! Which he said he would. And now play this clip and then I want you to get right to the end of it because it was the media that's preoccupied with his pussy grabbing, and play this then I wanna play a little clip to back up something that I've always believed. Anthony Mason shows us how Trump scored his upset

1:26:07 The Trump victory was built on several key pillars, Scott. Trump won men 53 to 41 but he also won white women by a similar margin his greatest strength came from whites without a college degree had nearly a 40 point edge among those voters when we asked voters the most important quality they were looking for number one was a candidate who can bring about change Donald Trump won 83 percent of these voters Now, after the release of the Access Hollywood tape some Republican leaders unendorsed Trump and it looked like there could be significant defections from Republican ranks but it didn't happen. He won 81% of conservatives and white evangelicals 9 out of 10 Republicans voted for Trump

1:26:50 Yeah, okay now let's go. The media is the one who made a big deal first they set it up this was NBC on behest of someone that brought out the old Billy Bush clip about him grabbing pussy yeah and And meaning, and everyone's interpreting it as this is just bragging about being a leech. A sexual assault predator. Predator yes. So let's play that we go to Pennsylvania of couple of Trump women there were probably in their middle I'd say they were 45 50 years old in the street and they're talking to him over and over again The media game brings this up and I think the reaction this one woman has Is the reaction of any normal person

1:27:34 Yeah, if I knew which clip you want me to play. I'll do it women on the street What everybody's thinking he doesn't Doesn't mince words And he was very understandable likeable to me his comments about women never bothered you oh my gosh If if I had a nickel for every time I've heard comments like that yes, I have a thicker skin I don't know Yeah, women aren't such pussies as we thought after all I guess. No as these apparent the people who are all into safe spaces really think that way yeah i had a funny one from it's a quickie from CNN they were talking to people in the you know in the polling line or on their way in or out of uh of the polling station why are you voting for Donald Trump because he's the best there is right now

1:28:27 Come on, we need somebody strong. We need our country that can be our country again and not be owing all the other countries Aren't you excited for the first female president? No! Yeah I saw it...I didn't clip that one It was good No, no. Now I want to discuss the probably the only last hour of the last time I went to sketches is the popular vote meme Yes And this yeah go ahead just play this clip popular vote anomaly and then we can talk about this yes This is a good one You know, the Democrats have now won assuming that Hillary Clinton does win the popular vote. She's ahead now They will have won the popular vote in six of the last seven presidential elections and yet they come out of this election without the White House Without the house without the Senate without most of the governorships and state legislatures in this country This is now a Republican run country from top to bottom

1:29:27 And it leaves the Democrats in a quandary. They believe that they have a coalition, a rising coalition of a new America and the popular vote would suggest they're right but in one way or another there they have a party that's been hollowed out over the Obama administration Well here is where the Democrats are going to end up blaming Obama for all this. Well, of course! The black guy ruined everything. Oh I'm sorry. Nobody else thinks that but the Democrats will think that yeah of course so what do you think is good now i have a very strong thought on this okay

1:30:08 The reason that this popular vote thing has become such a meme is because the Republicans have bailed out of California, Oregon and Washington and just gave those states to Democrats. Yeah it was pretty feudal. In fact in the senatorial election here in Califor... The senatorial election was between Kamala Harris and that Sanchez woman we've seen so much in Congress Two Democrats ran for the Senate because there was no Republican challengers. There's no Republicans in California and the way the vote swings, and California is a hugely hugely populous state it's like 30% Republicans and 70% Democrats. And so all those numbers which are millions of votes that normally are not even contested all go into the popular vote pot

1:31:00 that the Democrats point to and say, look we won the popular vote. Yeah you won the California vote! You pulled California out of that popular vote pot and you lost big time on the popular vote this is like bullcrap this is one state overbalanced, that there was no effect. If there was a popular vote that made the president by popular vote, the Republicans would come in here and actually try to win some votes, swing some people over. couldn't even get into the state. He was razzed, he was roasted, he was kicked out of the state by a bunch of protesters similar to what happened in Chicago where there's a lot of violence you can't even get into to give your little spiel whatever it is there's no advertising

1:31:48 I mean, there's some national advertising that sneaks through. But generally speaking this popular vote thing is a myth it is bull crap It is all California as one state and overwhelmingly gives all the numbers to the two the Democrats Yes, and of course the electoral college vote is great if you win. And if you don't win it's the problem. It's exactly what we have. This is so crazy now man. The Republicans always use this trick this electoral college trick trick to trick ice in the Constitution but it's a trick Yes, I like the collects it. You know this is you know it keeps popping in my head what you say Ben yourself when you come to the health always Oh Texas UA holes you want us to seed but now

1:32:34 There's real serious talk, I mean it's going to go nowhere but of a... It's not going nowhere. Of California seceding a Calexit have you seen the website and all this? Yeah i've always thought the smart move for california is to divide into three states. Break it up yeah break it up break it up but.. It's too big if the state's too big it's unmanageable And the three little states, smaller states are still about the size of Nebraska. Three little States would be much better not to crazy way that some other people want to divide up so Silicon Valley is its own state which is nonsense and there's a number of anomalies in this but this bull crap about popular vote yes

1:33:12 She'll win the popular vote because she's won extra millions in California, because it's no contest in California. So she gets all these bonus votes. I'm telling you take the California numbers out of the equation completely and she doesn't win anything. Exactly exactly so anyway we have a new president yeah I have mixed feelings on one hand I am super happy for this show just above all Super happy for the show. You would have been just as happy with Hillary. Well, it's true I'm very happy that we're doing something different That's all Vernon Supreme would have been different enough for me too But I'm happy we're doing something different and now comes you know The interesting now comes the real interesting bit and we're gonna see what is it? What is it gonna be like? I mean this is after me This story is just starting to unfold and I'm very excited about all that

1:34:12 insanity we're going to be covering and hopefully helping all shepherding all of us through because it's not over. It might not even be that crazy they've already got their books together apparently while I guess Clinton has been doing the same thing, they got all people are gonna appoint they got everything in binders they're gonna start hitting the ground running that's what i understand and Clinton or Clinton Trump has a few things he definitely wants to accomplish and I think two of them in particular Which, again I think the globalists don't like this idea. Especially the second one that I'm going to mention which is change the corporate tax rate from 35% which is driving companies out of the country to the point where they're giving themselves to foreign corporations so they don't have to pay these onerous taxes from 35% to 10%, which is reasonable.

1:33:12 She'll win the popular vote because she's won extra millions in California, because it's no contest in California. So she gets all these bonus votes. I'm telling you take the California numbers out of the equation completely and she doesn't win anything. Exactly exactly so anyway we have a new president yeah I have mixed feelings on one hand I am super happy for this show just above all Super happy for the show. You would have been just as happy with Hillary. Well, it's true I'm very happy that we're doing something different That's all Vernon Supreme would have been different enough for me too But I'm happy we're doing something different and now comes you know The interesting now comes the real interesting bit and we're gonna see what is it? What is it gonna be like? I mean this is after me This story is just starting to unfold and I'm very excited about all that

1:34:12 insanity we're going to be covering and hopefully helping all shepherding all of us through because it's not over. It might not even be that crazy they've already got their books together apparently while I guess Clinton has been doing the same thing, they got all people are gonna appoint they got everything in binders they're gonna start hitting the ground running that's what i understand and Clinton or Clinton Trump has a few things he definitely wants to accomplish and I think two of them in particular Which, again I think the globalists don't like this idea. Especially the second one that I'm going to mention which is change the corporate tax rate from 35% which is driving companies out of the country to the point where they're giving themselves to foreign corporations so they don't have to pay these onerous taxes from 35% to 10%, which is reasonable.

1:35:00 Second, and then nobody talks about this. You didn't hear one report about this? The second thing is he wants to get the money that these corporations have stashed overseas they won't bring it in because it's going to be taxed at 35%. So Apple for example has... The repatriation of the funds They want to get it back, but the globalists don't like that. They really like to get this money out into the global economy instead of having it here. So Trump wants to do a repatriation tax of 1%. Isn't that amazing? That would bring all the money back, because nobody in their right mind wouldn't want to get it back here. Because we're safer by the way if they have an economic collapse Get that money back in the United States and just pay the 1% bill which is nothing compared to what 35 percent on all this money sitting out there Stuff like that is a gonna be a huge boon to the country Clinton wouldn't do either one of those things under any circumstances Well I'm

1:36:00 I'm very proud of people in general. Of course, we saw Brexit and we see Trump in the United States and I have to say hi and props to my fellow Gouda heads the Netherlands they already through a referendum stopped the Ukraine EU Ascension Agreement We'll see if they just ram it through regardless because of course, the referendum is not binding Now the Dutch are gearing up for another referendum and this would be to stop not just TTIP, but also the CETA which is the EU Canadian deal. So go Dutch! I thought that was passed already? No no it has to be ratified this is about the ratification... It's always about the ratification all 28 member states of the EU have to ratify otherwise it doesn't go into effect so this may be the second time they would stop a ratification This is really big people are left with nothing

1:37:01 especially in Europe. You got nothing, handouts and just shut up slave. And now when we start to push, you know organize and vote kind of makes a difference take note millennials. Well I'm sure we have a lot of Millennials who listen who are smart enough. Oh yeah they're clued in. They probably have some great stories for us which will be glad to relate if they send them in yes absolutely I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you John C where the c stands for concession speeches are for pussies. Dvorak. Well, good morning to you Mr Adam Curry also in the morning all ships and sea boots on the ground feet in the air subs in the water and all the dames and knights out there yeah In the morning to the chat room record numbers today record numbers never seen it this busy in the chat or on the stream thank you to Mountain Vortex and Void Zero for keeping everything running noagendastream.com

1:38:01 The miracle. Yes, in the morning to Martin JJ brought us the artwork for episode 875 no Brexit for you it was the No Agenda vote slide puzzle it was a nice piece of art Martin nice piece really liked it beautiful no agenda ArtGenerator.com is where you can submit everything and of course we choose the art very quickly after the show so just see what these artists are doing It's quite amazing And we have people to thank today. We have quite a few, actually. We had to give some warning to the affiliates. Oh what happened? We have a lot of people to thank! Oh good! More than usual I think a lot of people are very much looking forward to this particular show where we do what we always do and break down things in such a way that makes sense Exactly

1:38:57 Which, and also we're not alarmists. I mean all these people that are so upset with... Well hopefully we also bring you a little bit of humor! A laugh, a chuckle here and there. That's always good. You know what? And I feel bad after we're done with this segment, I want to go back to reading more from Faceback. I think it interrupted you. Okay good Cause I don't see it. I don't have that, I don't go on there and it's um... It's painful John. It's gotta be funny. All right, let's thank a few people right off the top. We do have a couple of maybe we can look up some emails for I think there's one in particular but our top donor today says like an instant night and anonymous $1100 and eight eleven hundred eight dollars and sixteen cents 1108 16 which is the date so that's a date so he's a day club member Oh

1:39:56 He's in the 1108.16 club anonymous back and dog patch time to celebrate the date 1108 16 where as we proceed with our peaceful transition of power while traveling I noted the shrill voice for free speech had no impact on donation so i will just donate thank you My little brother, Angelic Knight while having no electronic footprint surfaced to explain that necessary steps are happening as was pointed out in show 166 and its analog 181 of industrial society in his future. Yes yes yes. That's industrial societies oh I see he is talking about that book from my buddy Ted your buddy Ted professor yeah India ending

1:40:40 India ending the 1,500 rupee notes purportedly to curb corruption shows they are moving toward the machine. So expect that region must be the next to fight back. It must be global not national and so far only English speaking countries understand these are his ideas not mine for the monitors of all electronic media Is Sir...Sir Anonymous of Dogpatch available? Otherwise I, it's like code. I otherwise can just take pride as a producer. No it says Sir Anonymous of Dogpatch totally. He wants to get that title! Yeah

1:41:20 Indians are reeling from the Prime Minister's snap decision to take certain banknotes out of circulation. The measure to withdraw 500 and 1,000 rupee bills was introduced in an effort to stamp out corruption However the move which came in a sudden announcement on Tuesday has not been simple In an economy which is largely fueled by cash The new 2,500 rupee notes will be put into circulation over the next three to four weeks meaning many were desperate for smaller bills. There is a huge shortage we don't have any small denomination bills my pockets are empty and so is my home there's a shortage of smaller bills everywhere

1:42:04 If you go to buy milk, the milkman is not accepting money. The shortage is immense." The idea is to flush out so-called black money from the economy and bring millions into the tax system. While it has hit many of the country's poorer residents who often keep savings in cash hard, many in the financial community welcomed it as a bold move in the long term once the initial teething problems are resolved. Yeah I'd say hello Apple Pay that's what's going on here goodbye cash goodbye well this is coming the 500 euro note's gonna be gone and it's gonna happen everywhere and India's first! And I think they have a pretty high penetration of cell phones don't they?

1:42:43 Yeah, yeah. I would say this is very unlikely to happen here at least in the People's Republic of California Thanks to the Chinese who refuse to go along with this program they love cash. Well they're good for something then Adam at curry calm all right Thank you very much anonymous sir on sir on Sir Animas of dog patch and we got it Keith Warford in Fayetteville, Arkansas came in with our magic number of $880.08. He had an 8 cents this should bring me to knighthood I'm at a loss for a name so we'll just give you your name Oh I know the name where's he from? He's from Fayetteville oh easy Sir Keith of Fayette-nom well if he wanted that

1:43:34 He says, keep it up. Power to the people! And he shoves his fist in the air and that's kind of cool. I'm going to give both these guys a karma we didn't do that for anonymity. You've got karma. Yeah, I think you'll like it if he doesn't we can change him but I think Sir Keith of Fayette-Nam would work. Fayette-Nam? That's what they say up there. I've been there Oh they do?! Yeah, it's Fayette-Nam and what is the other one? Fayette-Nam. It's like Asheville North Carolina. It's called Sheeville. Yeah, because it's very high population of lesbians. Tritt Parts Unknown in the USA $880 another member of this you get three by the way The eight hundred eighty dollar people get three executive producer You get one for show 880 you get one for today and you get a third of your choice Please use trit is my name I really enjoyed listening to the show Thank you for what you do By the way three hours always seem short at the end of the shows oh my okay well to you yeah

1:44:34 So let's give him some karma. He didn't ask for it, but he deserves it. You've got karma and then another one who gets another one is Sir Greg Worley Gregory Worley at $880 no note I looked in the email he didn't send anything he usually does he didn't this time. No nothing. Sir Greg has just given us given the show $880 damn kit again no city 880 dollars this good today I think a lot of people expected to deconstruct this election and they were just happy to see us. Hello, fellows! Before the election results came in, I had planned on making a donation if Hillary won It would have been a small uplifting consolation for the pain i would have felt

1:45:21 I don't think you'd be crying though, do ya? But then I thought why not donate if Trump wins too. The media has now been publicly outed as the page shills that they are something you've been telling us for years. I doubt they will miraculously change their ways anytime soon so we still need you. Agree to that! Take my money please and keep doing what you're doing thanks for keeping me sane Please send me karma. Oh well here you go You've got karma. So she's not one of the downscale women they're always talking about? Apparently not. I wouldn't think so, which is the reason i think that yeah good well we love women with a you know what i want to make another comment on my daughter and probably Dame Kit and others that just said

1:46:26 you're not gonna say anything about being Trump supporters because you're gonna be hounded by these politically correct a-holes who are just gonna be, yo why? Why are we... He's a sexist. He's a pig he's a rapist It wasn't worth the aggravation and so when a pollster comes along what do you going to say? Who are you gonna vote for? And you look at the pollster and they were like oh typical pollster The guys who stand on the corner soliciting money for their friends of the earth type of person. What are you gonna say? Oh, I...you know Jill Stein that's the best bet." I think Jill lost a lot of votes because people said they were going to vote for her. Somebody should look at those numbers

1:47:04 Anyway, it was a really this is the end of freedom of speech people should need to get a clue how important this or Yeah shut up can't talk anyway. This is a terrible sir Dwayne Melancon our Duke of the Pacific Northwest He's an archduke ease I think yeah 800 can't wait to see who's president for show 800 as I continue my journey to Grand Duke How about a karma to all producers and a Sharpton mix followed by any of the I'm shocked? Jingles, okay, and we will much about that be committed

1:47:49 So there's no real conflict Michael drew this key to me Juniak putting Lincoln himself Daniel days Lewis behind Monica Lewinsky the one and only Trey song is here Allison Lundgren grind Gina de Jesus, when Gina De Jesus Tea Party challenger Matt, Matt Vivitt. People don't want to have their social security overall. Republican savior Mark Rubio's big night! I'm shocked, shocked to find cable news missing the real story. You've got karma

1:48:34 Okay, Camilla Camille is a Camilla Camilla Camilla yeah shambly in Watauga Texas and We have an extremely long note that fills up my entire screen and I can't get to the top of it. First off, I must confess I'm a longtime boner first time donor would like a de-douching you got it! You've been de-douched Since childhood I was blessed enough awareness to know that things in the world aren't really as they seem And the gumption to question our research oddities are as desired

1:49:11 to question or research, okay. Things are not as they seem and nobody wants to question our research oddities as desired and yet I was nothing but a wandering soul in need of guidance and good company so I must thank fellow producer and friend David Galloway who hit me in the mouth and introduced me to The Best Podcasts In The Universe nearly three years ago. Your show has been all-in one Swiss army knife for routine psyche maintenance." Coming equipped with a bullshit this detector lie stripper truth aggregator formula propagator and much more Next to borrow a style from our president-elect. I wanted to congratulate Cara clairvoyant curry on a spectacular prediction for Donald Trump to be the next President since damn near day one, I think I think what I said is it looks like he could actually do it

1:50:04 I think you should just say thanks. Thanks, thanks! I'm from the future You're right Your ability to predict the outcome of the Cubs World Series... this is what did it That's what gives me creds It was impressive for sure yes because of the prediction that would go into extra innings This certainly takes a cake As for those who may be more paranoia inclined John Would you mind asking Adam in your wonderful stoner impression Hey Adam, so are you really like a spook? Right? Hey man, it's the end of OOPSPADE dude. In all seriousness, John and Ann, thank you so much for your courage and for your commitment to creating a platform where people are inspired to think critically and remain relatively optimistic about this nutty experience we call life. Now I have to admit my vote for Trump feels very or eerily familiar to my 08 hope in change vote for Barry okey-doke Obama. And we all know how that panned out. So on behalf of any producer who may be feeling like me please keep up the great deconstruction work

1:51:07 on... whoops, okay you have to read the rest. Sorry. Deconstruction work on whatever in the madman ends up doing with the opportunity he was given yes we will hold his feet to the fire for sure after sprinkling some karma my boy David G and sharing some jobs karma for all send me out with a warning to Trump regarding what we like to do around here for those that act up in the form of a whooping with the Constitution okay can you take over from there or? No Okay That's a Manning, hold on. Okay I can't do it, got it. After sprinkling some karma on my boy David G., sharing some job karma for all send me out with a warning to Trump regarding what we'd like to do around here for those that act up in the form of whooping with the Constitution jingle followed by an ever-so-cheerful ISIS and America. Okay, and a jobs comedy. If if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if

1:52:06 Sounds okie doke. The tweets are okie doke. I'm so sorry, I'm sorry. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! Yeah! You got karma. ISIS We will follow them to the gates of hell! ISIS I feel good! Bam! Dieter Archer in Beaver Creek Ohio $333.33

1:53:09 So down to finally, we want to thank all these people for donating today. Noah Jennings kept me sane in this crazy election cycle had not been for your insight and he uses the word insight as an insider riot which I think is just... Insight yes Accident! I would be moping around right now like every slave out there but instead i can breathe easy after listening since around show 100 decided had to donate to the most anticipated show ever Both my friends Mark and Kevin have donated and removed their douche status. So with that on top of this election, there is no way I couldn't donate! I would like to douche people who have yet to donate even after the last year amazing election deconstruction can I get a de-douching as well? As internship finding karma as well as an internship he wasn't okay you want see you in the OSC job finding intern finding karma

1:54:04 Then can you play the jingles use slaves can get used to my mac and cheese or two Mac and cheese as well as a drone again naturally Okay, and then what was it was also a de-douching? He wants a de-douching, he also wants to douching but he doesn't give us any names. So he wants the de-douching and then a job karma and then you slaves can get used to mac n' cheese and a drone again. Okay I'll do it in something of that order let me see... You've been dedouched! You slaves can get used to mac and cheese. Mac and cheese, macaroni and cheddar melted together. Mac and cheese! Mac and cheese! Mac and cheese! Jobs... jobs and jobs Let's vote for jobs! Youthbox, karma. There you go Nice Did you get some karma in there?

1:55:06 I think so. I'll just do it. You know, we're getting extra. Who knows? I'm high! I don't know. Randall Brown. Ah that's right marijuana was legalized in California finally. Yeah. Randall Brown which is by the way so iIm driving down this street right after the day after the election I'm driving down San Pablo Avenue and it stinks of marijuana yeah of course everyone's toking up immediately Randall Brown in Providence Village, Texas. 33331. The 31 cents is relevant after getting a credit card bill a month or so ago for $3,331 and 31 cents I realized karma was giving me a subtle sign that I was approaching douchebag status. Hopefully this will get me back into her good graces. Thanks for all you guys do. You give my wife and me hours of discussion

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2:03:23 Sir, Otaku Baron of Northeast Texas 23456. During the election I did what you do and monitored all of the news stations even the foreign stations and you can see them all clearly pulling for Killary But then when the tides started to turn, their heads started to explode as they tried to understand what was happening. I've never seen Van Jones or Rachel Maddow so scared! They actually said that there were going to be gangs of Trumpians rounding up immigrants Rounding up immigrants... Get on the train! And the media if he were elected. The media's going to be, that's interesting. I couldn't believe my ears even Chris Matthews said after Trump speech that he felt safe knowing the Constitution was there to protect them from whatever Trump may do. Funny how liberals have no love for the Constitution until when they need it otherwise is an outdated document and has no relevance in today's world. Muskets

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2:11:33 We get tons of help, including in this case our executive producers and our associate executive producers. Thank you very much highly appreciated we'll be thanking more people coming up later on in the program. Devorak dot org slash N A especially for you millennials out there You have a job to do go out and propagate our formula Our formula is this...we go out we hit people in the mouth Hey citizens Shut up! Shut up slaves. Well, we might as well just play this one because not only did we elect a president but there was important stuff going on that people were voting on in the United States We had some people asking about the marijuana initiatives around the country. Eight states that had

2:12:25 the marijuana question on their ballots, either recreational or medical marijuana. And I'm going to see if i can go through the results here from the Associated Press and tell you what happened Arizona is not in yet California recreational marijuana a strong win for yes 56-44 Maine is not in yet Massachusetts recreational marijuana Yes, 53% to no 47%. Nevada recreational marijuana 54%, yes 46%, no.

2:13:02 Florida, medical marijuana 71% yes to 29 percent no. And Montana has not yet reported North Dakota the last of the states with medical marijuana 64 percent yes to 36 percent no so a big night for marijuana in the States that we're considering it. Good job America! Finally getting somewhere did Arizona finally push it through I guess they did? I think just medical Yeah, yeah. I think every road path... That's a start when you get the medical and then these old ladies- Yep they love it! And I reported it before. Oh, uh, but- You go to this regular places where there is really...I mean I was reluctant for example, I don't smoke marijuana but I would say that I know people who do and once in awhile they might leave some in the house

2:13:59 somewhere. And I've always said, well you should have a card and then you have an excuse although the marijuana laws are not enforced in California in almost every city especially in the Bay Area but it's just a safety thing or say there is some chocolate brownie in the car but then again it turns out that if you registered or got a doctor to give your prescription you put on a database And you can all of a sudden, you can't do this. You can't do that. You won't have guns. Can I get a gun? Well, who knows it may well those will be state laws. Yeah but they're state laws and so you want to avoid this now it's just plain legal and I think this was the same thing with a lot of old ladies they didn't like the idea of stigma

2:14:45 But now there's no stigma. So you go, like I said, I'll report it again. You go to these marijuana shops in Washington state where it's legal and the place is crawling with old ladies with aches and pains. Yep. And it helps. It really works. And it works. It's a magical plant, I tell you magic. So good for California for finally after having the opportunity to lead the way they are now following but yeah they'll take credit for the whole thing of course Germany, and I know before you go leave the country. You want us to stay here for one second? Yeah, I do have a clip because Tim Kaine Came out to introduce Hillary in the morning at some ballroom in one of those yeah And he gave us stories call it a pair of a parable from the Bible I don't know what parable that is or what Bible He's talking about but maybe it's in there

2:15:42 But I thought this, and he led into it was the most discombobulated story ever heard. And it had nothing to do with anything and he was some way of thanking Hillary for screwing over people! There's a beautiful and kind of comical parable in the New Testament about a vineyard owner who hires people to work and says, I'm going to pay you this for a full day. Then he hires people at noon, now I'm gonna pay the same thing for the half-day. Then he hires people one hour before, I'm gonna pay you the same. And those who started early in the day said hold on! You know we don't like this that your treating everybody who came late just as well as your treating us. So I want to tell ya something here is what I've come to know so well about Hillary. The team that she has assembled over the years

2:16:29 of people that are so deeply loyal to her because she's so deeply loyal to them is inspiring. But I've seen that same degree of loyalty and compassion and sensitivity extended to the most recent folks who have joined the team, the folks who came to The Vineyard with just one hour to go. Her loyalty and compassion of Hillary and Bill to people if you're with you, your with ya and that is just something so remarkable. And finally I'm proud of Hillary because she loves this country. Somebody comes around noon after I've worked now four hours, and this guy comes around noontime. He says, I'm gonna give you 50 bucks to work half a day. Oh wait a minute, this doesn't sound right. Why am I getting screwed? I got the 50 bucks to work the whole day. Then one hour before closing at 4 o'clock he brings a third guy in and says, I'm giving you 50 bucks to work 1 hour. Does this sound fair to anybody and why is this a story? I don't know!

2:17:45 I just thought it was very strange. He believed me, the guy had no concession speech written he probably still believe what going over to the Peninsula Hotel wherever it was? Yeah there were that's another thing they were staying at the but that was the peninsulas ballroom I'm sure yeah I'm pretty sure yeah but with the most I would say within one or two of the most expensive hotels in Manhattan is the peninsula and that's where they're staying okay great And then what was this purple thing? Hillary comes out looking probably better than she's ever looked before with some purple thing. And then Bill is standing behind her with a purple tie and the messaging according to one of the pundits or somebody analyzing this, was oh! This is a combination of red and blue Republicans and Democrats you get purple. That's why they were wearing these purple outfits

2:18:45 Now my analysis of that is I saw these purple things, and thought it was some sort of recognition to the gay community. Because this is...I was at a protest when I was working for Macuser we had a lot of gay editors And there was a big, some sort of something going on in the office. I had no idea what it was because I never went to the office and so that we had some big presentation and they did give out some awards or something. I'm looking around at everybody's wearing purple cummerbunds and purple bow ties just like those colors that they were wearing. And I said what? I asked somebody cause I was just wearing a regular tux

2:19:22 And I said, what is going on with this purple? Am I supposed to be wearing purple? No no no. Those are the gay employees who are protesting something and then he told me it didn't make any sense to me so I didn't pay much attention to it and that's the first thing I thought of when I saw Bill & Hillary in this purple outfit now. I don't know. I think that...and I thought their story about the red blue combined was bullcrap! Why would they do that?! Well in Europe they often talk of a Purple Coalition Which is, you know right and left together. Yeah forever together or I don't know whatever her slogan was Stronger Together maybe it was that yeah Maybe some European government reference of course their own globalist again back to globalism Hey i'm reading a change org right now Here's what they say on December 19th the electors of the electoral college will cast their ballots Is that true? They don't they don't cast them until the 19th

2:20:18 Yeah, they have a meeting. If they all vote their way the way their states voted Donald Trump will win however They can vote for Hillary Clinton if they choose I believe this to be true Even in states where that is not allowed Their vote would still be counted and they would simply pay a small fine which we can be sure Clinton supporters will be glad To put to pay so they are Saying she won the popular vote and we need the Electoral College to choose Hillary Which was kind of why the electoral college was put in place, is to ensure that you have a way out. But I think... Of a bad election? But listen to the strategy! The strategy is she won the popular vote although believe me it'll take awhile before we actually have counted all that but that's- It might as well be true just might as well be true and I think they'll see a serious bit of noise for this Hey hey heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

2:21:11 Yeah, the problem with that is the Republicans which as somebody pointed out before they talk about the popular vote. Despite what's going on, the Republicans are the governors there they run the country right now because of you know this the failure of the Democratic Party This they wouldn't happen. They're not gonna put a Democrat in when they have that because the real fear of Trump was oh my god We're gonna lose the Senate we're gonna lose the house It's gonna fall apart cuz it is maniac, but what they didn't lose this Senate They didn't lose the house so now their happiest as a clam that the guy is

2:21:49 Trump, there's no way that they can pull this off at the end. It is not possible! It's done. Everyone is fine with the way it is. Doesn't mean we won't be hearing all the way through November. We'll hear from Van Jones. Jean-Claude... And Rachel will bring it up. Oh yeah. Jean Claude Juncker took advantage of the election to do something he's been wanting to do for a long time. He finally came out and just said it, we need a European army! Europe should build its own army and not rely on security guarantees from Washington. NATO Yep At the same time, he called for the preservation of the transatlantic partnership

2:22:32 But he clearly wants the European army. We've you know, that was one of the biggest things one of the biggest promises we will never have an army will no army. No right? And we have clips before. Yeah. We track this as obvious is what's going on there. I'm going to get a track this year. Yes, we've tracked it and tracked it And they're gonna get an army and at some point, you know if Britain doesn't get out of this thing soon There's gonna be a civil war which we've also kind of called. Mm-hmm And they're gonna make sure that Britain stays in even though I think they're going to stay in anyway Yeah, then the Civil War will be further down the road thanks to this army. Yep and staying in Germany It's just which ministers this Gunther Oetiker had issue an apology

2:23:19 You just gotta listen to the story, it's great. It took five days for Jean-Claude Juncker to open his eyes to the scandal regarding Germany's Gunther Uttiger who called Chinese diplomats slitty eyed Wallonia a micro region left by communists and insulted women and homosexuals I like this slitty eye I'm German, and i do not like the slitty eyes. This is a couple of weeks ago...I wish I had this clip but we never got around to it. This is just his apology. An insulted women and homosexuals After a call from his boss Gunther Ossinger finally apologized in a statement And again during a conference in Romania

2:24:02 I had time to reflect about my speech and can now see that the words i used have created bad feelings. Doesn't he sound like he wants to kill Jews? And may even have hurt people! Yes This was not at all my intention and I would like to apologize for any remark that was not as respectful as it should have been Jawohl, that's very good that you're doing that Wow...I love that he gets away with it It gets away with it. What are you gonna do? You have nothing not elected just one of these appointees so that everything is no, nothing okay Oh Moscow has warned Holland this is so funny if you have to understand the Dutch always say

2:24:55 You know, we didn't print it. We capitulate the Dutch but capitulated in World War Two because the Dutch army couldn't find the bullet you know like all that kind of stuff. The Dutch Air Force couldn't take off because they ran out of coal I mean stuff like that now Moscow has warned Holland hey stop following our aircraft carrier with your submarine they can't even do that right Following an aircraft carrier. That aircraft carrier is a dog! Yeah, well you know... Man I'm sure the submarines belch and smoke! I just think that's hilarious. Hey, I didn't even know the Dutch had a submarine? I didn't either maybe it was just one guy in a peddling... One of those World War 1 peddling submarines. I don't want to make fun of the Dutch Army but sorry. No but you've done it already. You've already insulted the Dutch audience good work. Nah, I gave them props

2:25:52 Okay, I want to play an old Obama clip about Trump. Alrighty! This is in January. Obama in January regarding Trump. There's again hubris. It's classic. You feel you're responsible for a certain hunger out there for the message that Donald Trump is putting out? Oh yeah the message that Donald Trumps putting out has had adherence a lot of times during the course of our history You know, talk to me if he wins. Then we'll have a conversation about how responsible I feel about it." When you stand and deliver that State of the Union address in no part of your mind or brain can you imagine Donald Trump standing up one day and delivering the State of the Union address? Well, I can imagine it... uh... In a Saturday night skit. Um... Ah! Thanks Obama Yeah

2:26:50 Yeah, yeah. It's just plenty of material what a beautiful world we're in a beautiful world so much fun to be had and I have you know well go on I have it just to get off the topic a little bit I have a part of I reluctantly listened to Howard Sterns interview of Megyn Kelly yeah you said you sent me a link to that and I ran out of time at what it was couple things I love how Howard Stern gets away with interviewing people. He's a master, especially women because he somehow keeps them feeling really good about themselves but at the same time objectifies them it's quite his skill It is absolutely astonishing this interview which i didn't think was very good it did bring out one or two little tidbits that i don't think we would have gotten otherwise especially about the view where she discusses the fact that it is extremely scripted

2:27:49 And we talked about this some years back, about the old McLaughlin report where we had an ex-producer that gave us a rundown of what goes on. Where they not only scripted to an extreme but they script their responses. Yeah isn't that great? And so the whole thing is fake. And apparently, the view... I'm devastated John! You didn't have to tell me that. It's astonishing. This because nobody can ad-lib like the two of us now what Stern does here? I thought it was off putting to me but he had her in the palm of his hand using outrageous sexist flattery

2:28:31 It was the worst. I mean, it's just like it was a almost cringe worthy to listen to him go on and on and on about her together to talk a little bit about our sex life or whatever she when she backed off on anything he was really quick tobacco. He is so masterful and I think you're right especially with women forget that. And I think that this Worth listening to anyway for a minute forget that you said I'm gonna be a newscaster pretty good at it. I watch you Yeah, read well think so look good. I mean you're a catch Thank You who's this dude? Off the market what are you doing trying to sell? Look at this girl. I go. I'm watching the news like a look at her and she seems intelligent

2:29:18 I didn't even know you were a lawyer. She's asking questions and seems to be up on all the news. What do you read? A lot of newspapers? They're not feeding you stuff, even some other guys feed her stuff through their earphones. No. I said she appears to know stuff! After this show later on I'm going on The View, everything is scripted down in the line those people show up and they are just handed blue cards with every question they are supposed to ask To me that's stunning. I mean, I talk to my senior producer in the morning we decide what is going to be on the newscast and then spend the next 5-6 hours reading reading reading No, you have like a breaking news story You appear to ask questions and know things It's the only way Yeah, you have to know what your talking about I'm telling ya Fox News is boot camp TV

2:30:01 half the time I'm out on the set and this is what i get my ear Fox News alert urgent queue which is where we put our breaking news so you literally have no idea what we're going to but you hit the urgent queue, you see top two Iraqi terrorists killed yesterday next thing you know your announcing it. I'll give an example watch this I'l throw something at her alright Where's China? That was the most insulting thing you ever listened to her go on and on about herself. That's really unbelievable. And then he does that at the age of nine in China! Hey, I just got an email from Elizabeth Warren. Would you like me? Oh they want more... You want she to donate a dollar? I don't know let's uh shall i uh shall i share this with y'all? Hello hello she forgot didn't even put my name in hello oh what oh i thought we were friends with her yeah use it hello adam no hello

2:30:51 This wasn't a pretty election. In fact, it was ugly and we should not sugarcoat the reason why! Donald Trump ran a campaign that started with racial attacks and then rode the escalator down He encouraged the toxic stew of hatred and fear he attacked millions of Americans And he regularly made statements that undermine core values of our democracy... ...and he won He won! And now Latino and Muslim American children are worried about what will happen to their families. LGBT couples are worried that their marriages could be dissolved by a Trump-Pence Supreme Court Women are worried that their access to desperately needed health services will disappear Millions of people in this country are deeply worried, and they're right to be worried

2:31:32 Today, as President-elect Donald Trump has an opportunity to chart a different course to govern for all Americans and to respect our institutions. In his victory speech he pledged that he would be president for all the American people And when he takes the oath of office... ...of office as the leader of our democracy and the leader of all Americans I sincerely hope that he will fulfill that pledge with respect and concern for every single human being Let's see oh my god this thing goes on forever Oh crap! I didn't realize that. Oh my God Oh, this is a 2,000 word email. Oh my God! Does it ask for money? No I don't see any money... Yes donate! Geez Of course. Oh my god It is time for ignoring the American people You know what I should have gotten this email too. I didn't get it. It just came in. Let me look Just came in On the same mailing list Uhh..I donated to our campaign

2:32:30 Oh, you're on the A list. Of course! Hell yeah! Oh man I was thinking about that and she was sending three or four emails a day...I didn't need to get on the A list. No, I'm on the A list. I donated to Trump campaign for the same reason. Come one, you need to- I never got onto Trump campaign mailing list Oh my God, but here's what happens. You get on the mailing list and then it doesn't stop I mean every of the NRA is emailing me now It's really all use oh, I hate it. I hate that with a passion you a-holes We don't do that with our mailing lists on no agenda absolutely not Although you know someday maybe No never well you never know I have a bellwether predictor

2:33:17 Would you consider America Online to have been a success after all is said and done? No. Failure? Well, ask me why. Why? Because America Online was poised to become Facebook based on the way they had set up and the way they had created communities where they had keywords... remember the old key words? Yeah of course! They were all over this but they couldn't make it jump The logical jump to Facebook, even though they were given plenty of fair warning because Facebook wasn't a big deal right away. It was a Harvard thing only so Zuckerberg could get a girlfriend and that was the true intent originally yes it was the idea it was like guys who start video dating services so they can skim off the cream

2:34:07 So let's say, it may be more fair to say... AOL should have seen that coming down Broadway and had enough sense to say there you go. There is the future! They did not see the future they fell apart and they became a website I mean come on Well i think there is a bellwether now that is telling us that there was another billion-dollar corporation that will also not be able to make the transition and fail And the proof is The same guy at AOL is now working at another billion dollar company. Who's the same guy and where was he working? I just started the clip and you stepped on it, ready? Absolutely, I'm born ready! This is my Uber driver and he just told me something very special that he's the voice behind... Welcome, You've Got Mail Do it again, do it again! Welcome, You've Got Mail

2:35:04 Yay! Okay, what's your name? Elwood Edwards. Elwood Edwards...thank you! You bet! The guy who was the voice of AOL is now driving Uber. Ah okay good one At least I got a chuckle out of ya dang It was funny to think about it. A slight chuckle So Uber is gonna miss DeBowel that remains to be seen They probably will. That's a bad omen man Bad omen. If you put it that way, it would have been better. Well actually wouldn't have been better but it would've been maybe funnier...maybe not! Gee okay sorry I'm wishy-washy today Yeah you are Mr Comedian Expert Okay here we go. I have another analysis of why Hillary lost besides the basics that globalism versus

2:35:58 The regular people, and I would say that Hillary never had a message. I said this before she never had a message all she did was slam Trump which is either kind of ironic if you think about it and Carville brings this up in some discussion It says he it was beautiful to watch carville carville was unbelievable He was he might as well be shitting his pants But here he is discussing the behind-the-scenes. What are you hearing, James? On what has to be a confusing night for you as well? Look it was forged that we're going to have our second guest in this part of this game and if you don't want to be second guess or criticized then don't be in politics. There was a huge argument leading up the campaign that she needed more action

2:36:42 economic message. You know, that should acknowledge this and people on the other hand said if we close with temperament and we have this massive GOTV effort that will get us across the finish line. That wing of the campaign is going to get heavily criticized to say the least in the books and articles and the obits and they go through things Now, I was thinking about this because he, you know, Hillary kind of changed her stripes. She was actually the mean spirited one in this whole thing. So she changed from being, you know, kind of having a message even though it's lame because she couldn't say anything bad about Obama which made it weak but she didn't even do any that. She was all about temperament, temperament, temperament so for all practical purposes this is what happened to Rubio

2:37:34 Trump actually made the person change their style of attack. If you remember when Rubio was running and he had a really good shot at all this stuff... And you remember, he had some very good comedic timing with a couple of his... That was the thing! He went from being what he was normal guy to being a stand-up comic. He's the one who brought that, oh small hands means a small dick if you know what I mean? And yet only and it was getting big laughs. I thought his could have been a professional But this was not him. It was him being this way, even though he was good at it because of Trump's. So he is reacting and this is what Hillary did she reacted? She got suckered. Yeah, she got suckered into going after him for temperament. I would agree with you. I think that's a perfect analysis. But no, she also yeah okay yes yes I agree Yes downright yes

2:38:30 Yes, and more yes. Yes and more yes. What just you think? No I know the special prosecutor is going to be appointed And i know that Trump is going to have his DOJ go after the Clintons Well he may start with the tax guy He's gonna put in a new head of the new commissioner of the IRS That guy can be handed that book you always talk about The guy wrote on Clinton Foundation, Charles Ortel or tells books and say look at this book I'm hiring you for this job But I want you to know that I'm not gonna tell you what to do because it's really something the president is not supposed To do its unethical but I want you to look at this book Here's a hotel book and then just do what you have to do. Mm-hmm And if that book has got even one third true which I believe in check this out

2:39:27 Our contact, Agent Orange. He contacted me this morning and he said can you get an online screener together of Killing Ed? Mark Hall's movie about the ghoulinists in America I said yeah i can talk to mark sure. He said yeah Mike Michael Flynn didn't know this was going on and he really wants to see the documentary Oh, Flynn definitely needs to see this. This is a great... it's- I think he's going to be director of DNI. I'm pretty sure that's what he's gonna do. Well, I would hope so! So now this little puny show through its producers and of course Mark's producer might actually influence something holy moly

2:40:13 You should be able to get a screener to him. Oh, it's already done I did that before. Are you kidding me? Oh, he did okay. We're getting involved we're part of the system yeah That movie is extreme. It's indicting it's unbelievable that any of this stuff is going on underneath everybody's noses Yeah, especially the you know the Gulen angle. I mean these guys...I don't think they really know what's going on and why he's here and all that and while we're talking about that Turkey is getting really nasty it's not this is not going well uh this is really not going well and the fighting in Mosul is getting pretty intense In fact there are new Apache helicopters

2:41:03 are being sent in because ISIS that is there, which the coalition forces who are advising the Iraqi troops they want to push them into Syria as my understanding but these guys are now using kids as human shields, strapping bombs to kids, strapping bombs to dogs. Lots of vehicular IEDs here's a quick report Amnesty International has issued a report claiming men dressed in Iraqi federal police uniforms tortured and killed villagers south of Mosul the group says six people were shot dead it's

2:41:40 It's alleged they were killed after being suspected of having ties to ISIL militants. It is the first time since the pro-government force launched its offensive against the ISIL stronghold that Iraqi forces have been implicated in alleged atrocities. About 50,000 Iraqi security forces, Kurdish Peshmerga fighters and Arab militias are involved in a three week operation to retake the city Meanwhile, there are unverified reports of 150 decapitated corpses having been discovered in a suspected mass grave in the town of Hammam al-Halil south of Mosul. The area was seized from ISIL by Iraqi federal police units last week.

2:42:17 Hundreds of people have been displaced by the ongoing offensive and are being cared for in hastily erected refugee camps. The UN says over 34,000 people have fled in recent weeks with another 11,000 having escaped Mosul since the Iraqi forces entered the city itself five days ago. As we say shit's getting real is what we say Well, yeah. None of this is letting up No no no I love the well-placed explosion in that report by the way So i'm watching...I've got to put this at the photos on Twitter so i'm watching NBC News with Lester Holt Yes And he's in front of Rockefeller Center in the back and the thing goes bad green screen shows up Uh oh! Wait? He was on green screen?! Yeah

2:43:10 What a putz. He was on green screen and then this green screen, because he was just signing off goes to black the green screens somebody like oh God we got to get that thing back and they flipped I guess the wrong switch or whatever they were using as their mixer and they didn't get the background back They got a black background back with his shadow on it It was just I love that. So everything is just bull crap, thank you very much he wasn't anywhere near Rockefeller Center he was in a little room with a green screen It's pretty sad when you have to fake walking outside Well he wasn't...I don't even know what the deep yeah They're right there at Rockefeller Center they can walk outside and do the shot They could do the shot? Yeah i'm sure they could There's a crew outside anyway shooting shooting the background it's crazy maybe it was too cold for him

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2:56:14 I thought that stuff you were taking. Oh no, it's much better! It's much better but it's still there You might as well mention what that is again because people keep asking me Yeah...it's called clean lungs you can find on Amazon What is it? Not homeopathic or whatever There's some stuff in a capsule Clean lungs. I'll put the link in the show notes So many people have asked me Yes, lung crud coming out sorry about that Alright where are we at? Affiliates getting little antsy Well, there's one thing I can either clip back to the election since it gets was a theme today. Yeah, I want to play this clip and then i'm going to ask you who what podcast actually probably called this but this guy is about to say

2:57:03 I don't know, months ago when the two of us you, I think may have led this one noted that what we have coming up is Donald Trump as a CEO with a new model for how to govern with a COO by the name of Pence and run it with any government that runs completely different than the dictatorship that we've been through with Obama. This is called New Type of Management and this was on one of the shows, I think it was a PBS or... No. This is Charlie Rose's show with the guy from The Financial Times. And I think I want to pick up something that was said earlier which is very very important is we may be looking at a new managerial style for the president. Of course you'll have the showmanship but people are saying to me

2:57:52 as they've said to others that Vice President Mike Pence will be an absolutely critical player not just in helping Donald Trump with appointments but also building bridges to Congress. So you may see a slightly different kind of presidential style of management and team-building. Yeah, hallelujah to that! Hallelujah yeah of course it was the best podcast in universe I think actually was you Yeah, you talk specifically about the COO. I think Flynn who I've always liked...I'm sure he'll be director of DNI but all these guys have important things to say. Yeah and they got Jeff Sessions in this group who I've always liked. In fact, I contacted his office! Obviously this could also all turn to shit John. There's no doubt about it. It could go really wrong. I don't think it will.

2:58:51 I don't see the, what do they call that? The path. I don't see the path to poop! the path to poop. Amy Goodman had a lot to say about this election, she wasn't happy at all and of course this was her main emphasis let's just play the Amy Goodman right in the middle of this climate change news oh climate change news alright In Climate News The World Meteorological Organization said Tuesday that five years from 2011-2015 were the hottest on record with hundreds of deaths likely due to global warming from human activity. The findings were presented in Marrakech, Morocco where United Nations climate talks got underway this week the report found human induced climate change was directly linked to extreme events including an East African drought and famine in 2011 that claimed over a

2:59:48 quarter million lives. Elena Manenkova of the World Meteorological Organization says the Earth's temperature has already risen by one degree Celsius, which is nearing the limit of a 1.5 degree rise set by the Paris Agreement. Yeah yeah that's just beautiful it just keeps on going and that's another one of those things When you do not, when you're all in and this is of course problematic because people are all in. Your children believe that too and then when they hear the Donald Trump... This just was being repeated over and over again that is good bless by the way repeat the lie until it's truth. You know China made this up so makes him sound like a stupid a-hole and the children think they're actually going to die

3:00:37 Of course they do. Of course they do well, yes because the parents think they're going to die yeah it's just pathetic I don't know what more we need a purge Well, I will say I know one thing about and one thing about the people who support and voted for Donald Trump every single one of them I guarantee you And this is something that should be recognized if he goes down a wrong path They will be ready to kick him out. I don't think it's gonna be an undying loyalty. And they will show up with their guns or whatever, yeah! These are patriotic people the vocal ones the ones that you think are all crazy but i'm pretty sure if they're not going to be all in...they just won't be That's the faith I have at least so I wouldn't worry too much about that

3:01:41 And I also think that a lot of people who, you know if it gets down to all we're really going to take away your LGBT rights. We're gonna take away your reproductive rights Hey, you know I'll be the first one to stand there and protect you that doesn't happen. It's not going to happen it just fear mongering to an extreme We are modernizing America is incredibly modern right now we have legal gay marriage in what is it now? Over 40 states? We have legalized marijuana You can't even- The whole country for all practical purposes True true but down to the States

3:02:17 You know, give us a... We legalize marijuana? Yeah. Give yourself a little credit here! I mean in Europe you can't walk around as a gay couple hand-in-hand you know why because you get jumped by Muslims. Well i didn't want to say it. Ironically yes but ironically by Muslims absolutely weed forget about Amsterdam is going to end because has to be harmonized with all of the EU there's not gonna be any more weed this we're in a good spot that I feel really good about. They've already taken the mushrooms away That's so yeah the mushroom mushrooms. I've never done mushrooms in my life Huh, that's not for me. I still gotta do that crazy you never done it I don't know but I'm not gonna. I don't like ingesting I can you know like I don't want to puke don't like and Jesse But you don't mind smoking. I have amoeba phobia is a form of ingestion by the way have amoeba phobia Look at up if I know what it means yeah Okay, let's try this

3:03:14 This is, uh... Oh! Let's get back to the Middle East. This is the Jordan to Lebanon. A lot of people aren't reporting this but RT I believe it is They are setting their oil wells on fire and nobody's reporting it. Send Elton I Clayton. Thanks overseas tonight and growing questions about three American service members killed while on a training mission in Jordan The Pentagon says they were shot in their vehicles while approaching the gate of her Jordanian military base Investigators are looking at whether the incident may have been a misunderstanding Dramatic images coming in from Iraq tonight and the fight against Isis Militant fighters setting more than it doesn't oil wells on fire just south of Mosul thick

3:03:58 thick clouds of toxic black smoke filling the sky, blocking out the sun. Thousands of families affected by the flames struggling to breathe. Iraqi troops backed by the U.S are battling to free the city from ISIS control Now, this oil well thing even though it was on ABC. I didn't know about the oil wells. It has not been played up and when the Kuwaitis had their little skirmish with Iraq and George HW Bush went in there to clean things up they did the same thing they stayed the Iraqis set all these oil wells on fire and it took us like six months to put them out. They had to call in Red Adair! I know Red Adair who's dead now so he can't do anything about this

3:04:37 I believe. But it was him, didn't they? They did call him in on it. Yes it was right there! They made a movie that showed on IMAX about it which one of the movies actually watched... That's with that?! I saw that! It was fantastic!! Yes it was a huge-it was very fantastic like you're in your like on the ground and you were on fire You were on fire. On fire. It was great movie But, so that's going on and nobody is saying anything about that. What a disaster that is because we're the ones trying to free Mosul while letting Aleppo go to crap And so, you know that's kind of the wrong narrative because we had the Russians involved. This is the thing that hopefully will make a difference I don't know whether the millennial kids know it or not but being enemies with Russia for no really good reason except for the fact that they took Crimea and they did that only to protect their own interests because we had gone in there as we've talked about on this show a million times

3:05:30 and caused a revolution. We are the aggressors, we the A-hole Americans! We did that. Yes, were the ones who went into Ukraine and had them change their government just to screw over the Russians It's Ukraine not the Ukraine but yeah I said the Ukraine i'm an idiot And let us lest us not forget Victoria Newland. Victoria Newland exactly While im driving off laughing this is what ill say You want to cry about something people, cry about how we do that kind of stuff. Right? And for what? A pipeline I'm...

3:06:16 It seems to be the only thing. Yeah, for globalist interests! It's for globalist interests we have a sovereign nation now I didn't get to it this I promised I would but I didn't get to the woman who wrote the book whose trade organization WTO came out in 2004 its available on Amazon and I'd recommend it anyone or even her shorter works as woman who I never named somewhere anyway she dissected both the WTO and NAFTA, both of them have sovereignty-busting rules in them. In other words if they agree...if the group that runs the WTO agrees that you can't do this, you can't have this law that's a law in United States, endangered species laws have been overturned by the WTO, the laws that we as a sovereign nation put in place

3:07:07 then they go after you and they sue you, and they fine you. And they do all these things. You have to conform to their supranational orders. This is a one world government process. And this is one of them though WTO and the NAFTA both have these provisions. And if you remember during years ago...and I'm always wondering what happened? How did Soros just derail this movement there was a huge riot in Seattle over the WTO. Oh crap, yes of course and they turned the sound cannons on their death

3:07:46 What happened to those people there? You don't hear anything anymore about what they were complaining about. And what they were complaining about was largely the WTO ruining the world, I mean it's just in the interest of a few elites. So this is a good question now this was how long ago it that five years ago six years ago It was longer than that it was awhile let me look it up I'll do the book of knowledge thing and try it out. That is a good question because these were now there are also a lot of Agent provocateurs as we realized but That is a good question. So are these now the young professionals or are they so in debt with student loans that they can't even care anymore? Yeah, but they've imprisoned them essentially with student loans 1999. Damn! That long ago huh?! So in 1999 the guys who had a clue were protesting the WTO and see how there was some other protesters they quashed

3:08:47 Saddled them with student loans and everybody in between with student loans. So they were slaves enslaved by student loans And what do we have? We have people crying and asking for safe spaces Are you kidding me? Where's the guys that were at this WTO protest, whatever happened to all those people That was a great question No it is not a great question But it is a question worth looking into. And I would remind people that there were at some point, young people that had a clue about world affairs as opposed to just wanting safe spaces and then bitching about racism. Yeah. All right anyway... Well to wrap it up, I'm very excited about the coming four years mainly just because of something different, just a different approach.

3:09:42 And you can trust that the best podcast in the universe will be on it all. It'll be on at all and there will be issues with the administration, and we'll see who's going to...if they're going to have a media mouthpiece. You know don't think that it's gonna be Foxx, don't think that automatically. I think the guy they should get is John Dickerson Who's John Dickerson? He's the guy on Face The Nation. He has that blonde hair and he's very soft-spoken, and I'm convinced that he is a Trump supporter. Well, I could be wrong but i think he might be...and I say this because he was on a lot of the shows on CBS which is

3:10:24 CIA broadcasting system. He was on there doing very good explanations and he was getting a lot of promotion, he ended up being on the Charlie Rose show too on PBS and he's very sensible calm. Uh, he has a nice style. He'd be a great press guy. Somebody, uh, this is spoke so I think you know what? I think we've discussed this before Why wouldn't Trump just go out himself? I think he's just gonna go out there and do it himself. He doesn't need a spokeshole! I don't think you'll have...I think he's gonna notice that he doesn't have enough time. Yeah, maybe. Well we don't have to do it every day No, I think he will go out more than Obama did Oh for sure And he'll probably go to Congress Maybe once in awhile Visit the Hill Crazy idea

3:11:13 Alright, we should wrap this up. The affiliates are getting antsy. Okay. Well John? Are you excited? No There you go ladies and gentlemen the definition of- I'm excited for the show! Crackpot and buzzkill Yeah there's buzzkill not excited Not excited All right We have a nice little wrapup of clips thanks to Danny Luce UK PMX And a cast of thousands Bill Walsh with Antsong gotta play it again people Ants. Ants! So, uh... We got ants. Your guardians of reality will be on the case for you 24-7 Thank you for supporting us Remember we have another show coming up on Sunday You can support us at Dvorak dot org slash NA and support us with your information your backgrounds your clips whatever you got We love it all. We're doing it together

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3:13:01 This is not the outcome we wanted. And I'm sorry that we did not win this election, and I am sorry...I'm sorry! This is not the outcome we wanted We did not win this election and I'm sorry. I hope that he will be a successful president for all Americans, and I am sorry we did not win this election.

3:13:47 I got ants. I don't know if we had ants. We had ant invasion, uh... I was thinking if you desiccated a big pile of ants and then ground them to a powder like a fine-grind black pepper? We were having dinner and yeah! I got an ant somehow in the meal and I ate it These things are peppery. I got ants

3:14:39 I got ants. These ants, they don't need a lot and then you see when you find all the ones that are roaming around... I backed him off by doing the burning trick. You torch them and leave them there. The only ant, there are occasional moments where there's an ant that you do not torch and that's an ant that is carrying one of the dead ants back. I got ants. I got ants. I got ants, ants, ants, ants. Oh my gosh! Can you see that juice?

3:15:38 Even our parents, but judging you for that shut up. You know you can look at one thing.

3:16:27 you didn't vote. uh unnecessary just kind of did it's like or you can look shit orange sexually assaulting godzilla who started a fake out you know it's like there's a subtext in all this is the kind of I am actually here to tell you about this is Vote for Hillary. Don't be crazy. Sense of s-sending meaningless s-s Yes Because that's what it is, something that's and it is one thing meaninglessness Yes Because that's what it is, something that's and it is one thing meaninglessness Come on! And I'm some Loudmouth Dick Basically Come on, sick plate Come on, dick! But this guy's loud And I'm some But this guy

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