Topic: Hannah Montana

Miley Cyrus is discussed for her emotional selfie video in which she cries over Hillary Clinton's loss but ultimately states she accepts Donald Trump as president. While one host finds her "hopeful hippie" message pathetic and exhibitionist, the other respects her for being one of the few celebrities to publicly accept the election results.

The hosts mock the triviality of mainstream news cycles, citing stories about Miley Cyrus's intelligence and a public snub between Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie. They contrast the heavy media coverage of these celebrities with the selective outrage regarding the first American vessel hijacked by Somali pirates.