2 chapters across the catalog
The hosts conduct a knighting ceremony for high-tier donors, including Sir Joel Battle-Born of Nevada and John Knowles of Tennessee. They acknowledge donors from Arlington, Virginia, noting the area's rebranding as "National Landing" for Amazon. Various other producers from Michigan, California, and Canada are thanked for their contributions.
Boob Donations, Birthday Wishes and De-douching
John Knowles is thanked for an "80.08" (boob) donation. Several birthday wishes are read for listeners and their children. Brian Watson from Raleigh, North Carolina, is the final producer named in the segment. The hosts reiterate their "vow of poverty" and commitment to deconstruction.
