Topic: National Landing

The Dutch government's plan to reduce the national herd by 50% is criticized as a "stick to beat the dog" to seize farmland. Farmer Jeroen van Maanden suggests the real agenda is to acquire cheap land for nature preserves and housing for 100,000 refugees entering the country annually. The hosts discuss the global implications of these policies on food security and property rights.

The hosts conduct a knighting ceremony for high-tier donors, including Sir Joel Battle-Born of Nevada and John Knowles of Tennessee. They acknowledge donors from Arlington, Virginia, noting the area's rebranding as "National Landing" for Amazon. Various other producers from Michigan, California, and Canada are thanked for their contributions.

A satirical discussion explored potential modern replacements for the U.S. National Anthem to better reflect contemporary culture. Candidates included Toby Keith's "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue," Miley Cyrus's "Party in the U.S.A.," and Elvis Presley's "Promised Land." The hosts suggested that an Elvis song would be particularly effective because every American town has an impersonator available to perform at sporting events.

A report is discussed regarding a camper who discovered a hidden surveillance camera at a remote site on public land. The National Forest Service eventually admitted the camera belonged to them, stating they use various techniques to apprehend lawbreakers. The hosts express alarm at the increasing use of secret surveillance in nature and the lack of transparency regarding these law enforcement tactics.