Topic: Toby Keith

2 chapters across the catalog

Lawful but Awful
Episode 1444 2:30:58 - 2:33:23

1444: Lawful but Awful

NPR Non Sequitur, World's Oldest Chihuahua

A short NPR report on a 21-year-old Florida Chihuahua named Toby Keith is criticized for its lack of substance. The hosts point out that the story opens with a proverb about teaching old dogs "new tricks" but fails to mention any tricks the dog performed. They cite this as an example of declining material quality at the network.

Army of Conquest
Episode 859 2:23:10 - 2:27:52

859: Army of Conquest

National Anthem, Potential Modern Song Replacements

A satirical discussion explored potential modern replacements for the U.S. National Anthem to better reflect contemporary culture. Candidates included Toby Keith's "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue," Miley Cyrus's "Party in the U.S.A.," and Elvis Presley's "Promised Land." The hosts suggested that an Elvis song would be particularly effective because every American town has an impersonator available to perform at sporting events.