Topic: Paul Roberson

Paul Roberson, a Fellow of the Society of Actuaries, is dubbed "Sir Paul Mountain Mentat of the Monongahela." The hosts look up the definition of "Mentat," discovering its origins in the "Dune" universe as a human replacement for computers. Roberson also requests a serving of "Sappho and spice."

A formal knighthood ceremony is held for top donors. Sir Anonymous of Dogpatch, Sir Keith of Fayette-Nam, Sir Paul Mountain Mentat of the Monongahela, and Sir Art Vandalay (George Lindholm) are officially dubbed. The hosts offer them "mutton and meat" at the virtual roundtable.