Topic: Douglas Kuhlman

Douglas Kuhlman, a listener since episode one, is knighted as Sir Woody of the Dakota Territory. Mike Clark, a hot air balloon pilot from South Carolina, reaches knighthood as Sir Arrow Knight of the Knots. One host admits a fear of balloons after a previous crash, preferring aircraft with engines.

The hosts read a comprehensive list of donors and executive producers for the episode, including those contributing specific amounts like $83.80 to match the show number. The segment includes birthday wishes for listeners and their families, as well as the formal granting of new titles to high-level contributors.