Topic: Matthew Greensmith

Stuart Long is knighted as Sir Gonzo Earth of Oakland, while Matthew Greensmith is recognized as the Baron of Melbourne. Carol Ann Chase from Pueblo, Colorado, discusses the high number of female listeners taking advantage of the "two-for-one" knighthood special. She promotes her sons' website, firearmstrainingcentral.com, and credits the show with preserving her sanity.

Executive Producers Ara Dadarian, Sir Paul Couture, and Sir Matthew Greensmith are recognized for their financial support of the program. Plans are discussed for a meeting regarding the distribution of official No Agenda signet rings and challenge coins for the show's knighted supporters.

Matthew Greensmith is officially knighted as a Knight of the No Agenda Round Table following a significant donation. Jess Walters is also recognized as a Dame of the Round Table, and birthday wishes are extended to host Adam Curry for his 46th birthday.

A series of listener donations are acknowledged, including a "de-douching" for Simon Alicia and a birthday shoutout for the host's partner, Mickey. The "Pocket No Agenda" mobile application is praised for its ability to stream the show effectively on the iPhone 4, despite the device's reported hardware issues. Several listeners contribute "double nickels" ($55.50) to request good karma for unemployed friends and family.

Matthew Greensmith from Melbourne and Adam Miller from Perryville are named executive producers after donating identical amounts of $333.33 back-to-back. A discussion ensues regarding the use of spreadsheets for memos, with complaints about the necessity of booting Excel to read simple lists. Adam Miller is noted as being in line for a knighthood by the end of the program.