Drunk in America

00:01 I'm not bleeding, I'M HAPPY! Feeling brilliantly amazing! And coming to you from the hilltop, Watchtower, Crackpot Command Center in Gitmo Nation West in the People's Republic of Southern California. In the morning I'm Adam Curry... ...and flying over the intranets and tubes Here in Northern Silicon Valley, I'm John C. DeVorek In the morning to you in the morning to everybody listening and all ships at sea and human resources Participating live in the program are you all charged up and ready for another day in Gitmo nation? I would say they are I would hope hey because you know what's going on There's a lot going on What's important though

01:01 This is a test? FIFA! The fix is so in, I love it. Well alright after we both picked the two teams... It was like, oh my god. We nailed it right? That was a no-brainer Well actually you thought it would be Holland Germany in the finals and Holland would win because of the bike thing Yeah You upped the ante with thinking, took the same thought process and took to Spain which knocked off Germany creating the kind of interesting situation of Holland versus Spain

01:37 I have to give you the, i'm going to give you the award because I believe after listening too and I have a clip as a matter of fact. Before you get into it let me just explain to people why we had this conversation there's a lot of new listeners we got some good ink in USA Today so people might be checking in going what are these guys talking about? I think that we have a consensus here that most professional sports are rigged and the World Cup in particular and that I said Spain would have to win because the country is on the verge of rioting. There's historical documentation of countries winning that were on the verge a very bad times, and the slaves revolting... And there's 20% unemployment in Spain is completely hosed The Netherlands of course, Gitmo Nation Lowlands has not had a government for almost exactly one month now as their elections were held on June 9th

02:33 So, you know they could use a little bit. And Germany... I think Germany's strong they really don't need to win at all. They don't need any help! I will point out those the elites always liked to laugh at us John when they put these things together These rigged competitions Do you know that in the Dutch national anthem? I believe the actual first verse goes Wilhelmus of Nassau am I of German blood and then it goes on to say A prince of orange I am from the King of Spain who I have always honored and just to have Germany Holland and Spain all in that final kind of position And then for those three names to be in the Dutch anthem. I just thought was you know a lovely little coincidence hilarious, and You've got a clip to even throw some more

03:26 Well, I just want to make it clear that this whole thing is hinted at in the coverage of this event. If you listen to any of the coverage, of course his one-nothing score is ridiculous You'll see, I don't have the clips in front of me. Let me take a look. Spain FIFA is what i've got here Yeah that's the one play that and you'll see or hear they hinted there That says to me that uh... So did their reporting this was a long report it came in as some woman is in Barcelona are someplace I think it's Barcelona. They're not riding like they would in the USA, but they're all jumping up and down having a great time everyone is wearing the Spanish colors and they are partying in the streets essentially she makes mention of the issue okay

04:12 Here we go. They were confident going into this match. They always said that they had the best side, the best Spanish team in decades and they believed they could win. This is their first World Cup semi-finals and they thought they could win even though this was against Germany a very difficult team And it was such a tense first half here Spain having so much possession but... Oh! Here we got one of the fans joining me for a moment Spain having so much posession but they couldn't score

04:53 I want to add something else to our theory because i picked the Netherlands and you again pick Spain I'm now thinking the following, you're going to take Netherlands into the finals and then you're going to punish them because they don't have a government. They can't take full part in the EU That's right! They need to be slapped So they will be beaten badly It won't be 1-0

05:32 Well, so there's two ways it could go. I think yeah It could be a total pandemonium like four to one And by the way for a number of reasons I wish Holland would win but you know That's not what this program is about or very typical for the Dutch if the fix truly is in they will play A nil-nil game and they'll go into penalties after overtime and They always lose it on penalties That's that's the Dutch are famous for that. They they apparently always choke did you know by the way, then? Yeah The German psychic octopus predicted these Spanish victory over Germany yeah, I know he did Did you see that on there some octopus and they throw like a couple of clams in there and then it's picked every game so far

06:21 Producer Trey sent me a note. He said, hey you know I guarantee the fix is in for Spain to win the World Cup This is something we missed John he said I knew it at the beginning of their match against Argentina during the coin flip Apparently the referee flipped the coin in the air caught it with one hand slapped it on the back of the other hand He lifted his hand to peek at the coin and then it accidentally fell on the ground He grinned sheepishly bent over to retrieve it and then pointed at the Spanish player I mean, if that had happened at an American football game the fans would have been on the field. You can't drop the toss and then point it to a guy and say you go

07:03 man well you know the thing is i mean the two best teams everybody according to all the experts and another big soccer argentina for sure in argentina and brazil were the two teams expected to play in the finals because they're the two best teams in the world and they both lost to these european teams and the whole thing a sketchy but this this thing about us let's get uh... spain to keep from recover revolting It's too obvious. I mean, the Netherlands... The Dutch can lose this game and it's not going to mean that much to them They're not gonna protest they're all completely subservient Yeah but the Spanish need to win so that is so i'm now switching sides i'm taking uh Oh well you have to forfeit like money! You can't just switch sides mid-bet I am forfeiting the dollar rebat

07:45 Hmm I had an exclusive interview on the stream on What was it yesterday? Yeah with Bobby Eden. Yeah, yeah we all listen to it over at the office Oh really okay? Yeah for those you haven't heard It's still on the it's on this woman is promising more than she can deliver She's the official story she's the official porn princess of no agenda and of the stream And she promised that too commit fellatio to all of her Twitter followers. Actually it said BJ, which could mean a lot of different things. She never actually used the word fellatio in her post. There's the 924. But by the way what difference does it make because Spain is winning? That's why she's easy for... she knows what's going on like I can say whatever I want! I'm not gonna have to dish it out. She has now like 35 thousand followers all of a sudden that's a great twitter hack right there

08:43 It was a good one. Yeah, okay so... Do you want to get your numbers up? You know what to do! Oh let me tell ya the server was on fire when I put that interview up. Maybe just turn the show into..you know uh This is what i was thinking it's like really great but on the other hand if we really just wanted to make money We'd just sell ads and have porn stars on No wonder Howard Stern making a killing That's way to go It's so easy But we take the higher ground. Yeah, sometimes so we have a couple of executive producers So we should mention them before we continue yes our executive producer for this show is David Walsh who actually did a direct deposit using All the codes and things you need to send something to a bank okay? And he Is gave us two three four five six nice 230

09:36 $4.56 and so he's the executive producer and the associate is our artist Sir Randy Asher, who is going to keep cropping up because he's you know in fact as time goes by You know he gives us a piece of his noagendastuff.com website and so he gave us $200 That's from sales? No it says a comment I think he pumped them on his own to get the credit. He says this producership was inspired by Adams' DSC plus it includes a piece of the action that... Well good, so people are finally catching on that three hours I do on Fridays there's some value there and they should provide some value back to the cause So those are our people who help Oops! Oh this is novel

10:39 as Adam will explain. I'm sorry John, you cut out for a second there just... Yeah 10 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 You're back! I don't know what happened So if anybody wants to be an executive producer on the show go to Dvorak dot org slash NA There's details on there or noagendashow dot com link from their channel dvorak dot com slash na and uh... you'll get actual credit as adam will explain Yes, well before we get into the actual credit. Thank you for the cue I do want to mention that We got a note from Alan from no agenda demographics calm he wants to hold off on Doing more with the survey He wants to tweak some of the questions he wants to really start the whole thing over again now that we know that it's actually pretty compelling The information that came out of it

11:30 So I guess he doesn't want, he's not going to open it up until he is ready. Will you keep an eye on that John because your kind of the numbers guy? I'm the numbers guy. That's all I wanted to hear you say Yeah, he's the numbers guy and the ring guy alright David Walsh Thank you very much for being The executive producer of episode 215 and Randy Asher And I believe sir Randy yes sir Randy doesn't he get does it get a he already had a knighthood didn't he? I thought he had a knighthood yeah He's Sir Randy sir really gave him a comp

12:06 These are artists. He's our him and Paul T or guys that go to you guys lovely sir Randy Asher as Associate executive producer it is absolutely true I've talked a couple people here in in Hollywood, and they all say you know you're absolutely right This is a fair credit And people should absolutely put it on their resume now that we have been legitimized in print in USA Today. I think that it makes a lot of sense and you are just one of the 400,000 listeners that we are accredited to The rest of you out there You know what? You have to do you got to go out there propagate the formula do it say it loud and proud Our formula is this We go out we hit people in the mouth Yes, we do especially referees at FIFA

12:54 Okay, audience participation time No one ever calls on that line it can't be a right number no no I don't even know why have of home for you. Have an extra light your at your yeah. Have a home flower Yeah the tower here. I didn't even know why I've no idea It's like yeah Give me that to throw that into the package might as well take it triple into the triple play So, wow yeah that I think was some of the really big news. I watched the game... Someone's actually leaving voicemail. I watched the last 15 minutes of the game while it was in the Beverly Center. That's a huge mall on Beverly here in Los Angeles

13:51 and uh... you're standing around the budget but a bunch of locals watching soccer well they have a bar in that kind of in the food court and there was a it was basically packed with like and ed believe me the crowd was for spain no doubt about it is At this time of year there's really no real sporting action except some random baseball game so people can get... I can see where the timing is good for this game. I figured out by the way why the Netherlands doesn't have a government yet it took me awhile and was like what it taking so long because you know now because essentially Geert Wilders who uh... now of course is being vilified and he's oh well, anything but Geert even though twenty five percent of the voting public voted for him

14:36 The Christian Democrats lost, they've been running the country for the past eight years. They lost the most there down to I think 20 around in that twenty something seats in the government at 2% I should say then you have the kind of middle right guys, I could say you call them conservatives. They came out the winners along with Labour so of course you've got the conservative and let's just call it labour kind of right and left how are they going to work together? So they're trying to form a government and the obvious party to draw in would be Geert Wilders then you have a majority cabinet and he can go in and govern the country but they don't want him in! And I figured it out because

15:23 They need to keep the same guy running the Justice Department where all of the pedophile elites are doing their show. Well, you have not heard... I know you haven't because this is a...I haven't actually seen this in print in English yet Remember I told you about Belgium? Right. About what was going on there? Well, they did a little search there at the Archbishop's pad in Brussels and gee what did they find hundreds of pictures of two of the do true victims Julie and Melissa these are to eight-year old girls

16:09 but pictures of them being, of their bodies, of their bodies being dug up and he had confidential files that were only intended to be in court dossiers. So the Archbishop is in deep, deep, deep trouble as is I would have to say the Pope who remember the Pope came out and said oh this is wrong you shouldn't do this! This is not humane You can't just go and search somebody's house like this, and they find all of this evidence in the Dutroux... you've got to Google that. D-U-T-R-O-U-X Which of course is part of the huge pedophile ring rampant across Europe in God knows how far And I just want to say I called that one, and it said just sickening SICKENING

17:01 So yeah, so in the Netherlands they've got to keep Hirsch Ballin who is running the Justice Department. They gotta keep him in to keep all those guys in their spot and that's why they can't form the coalition because that would mean the Christian Democrats would have to come in it's crazy! Yeah you watch this... Yeah I'm watching alright Mr. Dvorak do you know a man named Adam Curry? Look I'm just not afraid of them I'm not afraid of these guys. I'm afraid of other people, but not of these guys Not anymore It's it's it's so out there So many people know what they're up to and the whole justice system is is completely corrupted by them That's why there's no government there exactly and it'll take a while And then end of course if I'm sorry

17:52 I hate to say it, but when the Netherlands loses the World Cup that'll extend another two weeks. We will have analysis and then the boys will come back from South Africa and they still have some form of a parade and everyone will be depressed and all other things to talk about so basically whether they win or lose is just 2 week extension Yeah, well it's on Sunday. So we'll know probably right after we finish the Sunday show and unfortunately people I'm sure will be watching the game while they're listening to us live Well you know that don't that read our live listeners You did you know? The real the bulk of our listeners are listening in their car where they drive into work on Monday This is true Maybe she put off doing this show until after the games over nah no That would add think so um so the Queen was at

18:41 The United Nations first time in 57 years her majesty had come to the General Assembly. Yeah, she was in New York for five whole hours! She apparently didn't want to spend the extra cash to spend a night it was too expensive. Stay at the Waldorf... She decided it was too expensive to spend a day in New York so she took off It was pretty amazing we had Benjamin Netanyahu who was there and of course uh... the only news we got was that Queen's hat and Netanyahu security details 9mm were shipped to LA instead of Washington or whatever. No one's actually talking about the fact that there is basically the global community, the globalists sitting there going hey we're great! I wanted to pull some clips and went to the UN.org website and you can get their video in real player format I might add which is like wait a minute

19:33 I had to go and download the real player, which of course immediately asks if it wants to hijack every piece of media on my computer. Right you ruin your entire system and keep bugging it for the rest of your life what is wrong with these people? These are the now this this is the operation the UN that keeps up with everything they're real modern so there you know they got all day again they figure out the climate 25 years from now but get off real player. Yeah she actually you know she said oh you know we're battling climate and but we're doing great because we have 140,000 stations around the world like yeah helping poor people and I'm like oh my god! You know just the gall of this woman to say that and then the BBC interviews uh the Secretary General Ban Ki-moon

20:18 And Ban Ki-moon, of course we know that the United Nations, the blue helmets were in Haiti and they were helping everybody. Oh yes let's send them 9.9 billion dollars and let's rebuild and President Clinton is in charge of it! The BBC asked a question to Secretary General Ban Ki-moon about Haiti his answer quite baffling to me. Can I ask you how much of the 10 billion dollars that's been promised has been delivered? It's not much. I can tell you, so...I don't want to quote any exact amount in the statistics in number term but I'm working very hard and I am going to discuss this matter with President Clinton how we can

21:13 expedite and accelerate the delivery of this money. Yeah, yeah Clinton's gonna help. Just give it to my family. Give it to my family. Shyster show up and take advantage of people's goodwill and generosity They took the money It went into Clinton's own foundation And now Bunky Mounier... Now I'll call Bill and ask him if he can like a... Hey this is literally like checkers in the mail time Like yeah, yeah The checks coming I just had to initiate the transfer you know all these swift regulations And is it holding up the recovery and reconstruction in Haiti? Now, in fact President Preval yesterday was expressing his frustration that they have not much money and they have even some problem in meeting this keeping their government officials salary. And their budget is also very much short

22:12 That I'm very much concerned about that if it wasn't so horrible. I would really laugh a long time God is so bad, I mean we had huge worldwide outpouring of love and money that all went to Clinton And the Red Cross into Bush it didn't go to the Haiti org fund It went into their foundations they admit it yeah We got the money I got expenses. And having trouble figuring out how to get it out? It's like PayPal, man! I gotta call them and figure out what is going on. Bastards, I say! Bastards stealing money from people who are dying. Bastards! And then the UN of course is moving people out of the town so they can put in trailers for themselves. Yeah...I hate laughing about it but its just so...ugh

23:10 My goodness, funky mooned United Nations indeed. Yeah and that operation should be shut down that's what they were all the John Birch Society guys are saying back in the 60s and we're oh no the United Nation is fantastic yes and although you know everybody else is thinking they're crazy They had bumper stickers like US out of UN or something I forget they had a whole bunch of different uh It was the way to go and your generation screwed up. It was probably a good idea we should have paid it generation screwed it up man thanks we were idealists yeah thank you thanks a bundle and you still wear Crocs damn I'm where speedos that's true Speedo shoes some research does anybody out there doesn't want to get the wrong image some research done by lots of our producers and i thank you profusely regarding the SDRs this is another UN initiative who have essentially said you know we need to get off that dollar thingy

24:05 We need to have a new monetary unit which for years and we've talked about it for years, is going to be the SDR. The Special Drawing Rights or rights and there's actually on the UN website or IMF website there is a conversion table. Currently the US dollar is 1.49 SDRS And according to the Montreal Convention, all of this is linked in the show notes of course at noagendashow.com Formerly known as The Convention for the Unification of Certain Rules for International Carriage which is a part of ICAO another part of the United Nations they have established set monetary amounts for flight disaster

24:59 So if an arm gets ripped off you get X amount of money. Yeah, you've all seen this You've all read the tickets so just to show you how widespread This is people have been sending in their carriage agreements from around the globe We have and all of them list SDRs although different amounts I might say so we have Ryanair who talks about, let me just see how many SDRs you get from them in case you die. 113100 SDRs from them You have KLM which is Air France Let me just look up their SDR amount Oh the same 113100 SDRs and Delta Airlines so it's propagated to the United States as well And what do they say about SDRs?

25:48 We're much lower. It's like a thousand SDRs What? Yeah, you get screwed for some reason I don't know maybe we're not on board with the right program. Well Delta is just crappy airline nowadays But it's not in dollars or anything its in SDRs well that's fourteen hundred bucks yeah yay almost fifteen hundred so uh you know when its in these types of contracts I think it's pretty much a done deal. We know that they're in the trading systems, the SDR is our new currency and they just have to figure out a way to turn that into something into coins so we'd accept it maybe I'm sorry coin It'll just be debit cards and electronic money And we'll get used to it and will just be dealing with SDRs

26:30 the de facto end of our sovereignty of the United States dollar and it's supported by President Obama and his administration. Yeah, thank you President Obama for screwing us! I can just see the email, it's not scary. You have to think beyond the borders of the United States The whole idea is just take our sovereignty away so we're now governed by a world body because the orientation toward world government and then Obama administration and probably the administrations before him until you got Eisenhower who wouldn't do this i'm sure uh... were all

27:11 Thinking along the same lines we need a world government. We've said this before to new listeners You said this before that we needed world government so we can clamp down on all the peoples of the world So there'll be no more wars and people who are rich and wealthy will never have to worry about having their stuff stolen Yeah, whereas actually it is remember you are a human resource think The Matrix a human resource. That's what you're called in your company, you've been conditioned over many many years to be ready for this proud moment and they're really pushing it! They are really trying to move it along here Yeah... It only gets so far before something bad happens and that is the end of it The civil war in the EU will be the kicker And then people have their stuff stolen again I mean all you do if you want to see stuff stolen go to the Hermitage Museum in St Petersburg

28:03 What do you see there? Spoils of war. Oh! Stolen art, right There's a lot of stolen art in the Louvre too but most of it is up at the Hermitage. Beautiful collection by the way So we got more email about this one thing than I think anything else which is the declaration by the BBC that if you don't like GM food. This is of course the message to Europe, remember about when we actually first started doing this show the Europeans were extremely they were dead set against having any GM foods anywhere on their shelves throughout the entire EU right? Yeah but this is a part of the Codex Alimentarius. Within three short years

28:50 This has turned into a completely the opposite where they're promoting GM foods and now there's a BBC news report written by, viewpoint written by Jonathan Jones who is by the way connected to Monsanto. The guy is not just connected he actually works for an institute or a company whose largest client is Monsanto So, but that's okay. There is no mention of that in the article there is no... usually at the end of an article they have some disclaimers I mean most good publications who aren't trying to propagandize you will have a little thing at the end saying the guy won't share it with them or whatever. Little asterisks sure Something at the end lets you know that guys got perspective that may be slanted but no not here so apparently your picky eater or fussy eater if you had something to use like this uh... An orthorexic

29:40 Yeah, or you're orthorexic which is the new word which I just love. Orthorexia nervosa is the obsession with eating healthy go figure yeah so you're an orthorexic if you're picky about your food in particular genetically modified and it seems very simple see the Haitians rejected the Monsanto donation of was it cotton? No, it wasn't. It was a corn I think. Probably corn. Corn's their biggie. Right of genetically modified corn seed and the reason for it is you know hey once we start then were beholden to you then then you control our entire food supply and that is of course the whole point! The whole point is to control the food supply from the basis in particularly with corn. And goes into everything besides the fact that has been known to kill

30:30 Mice like they get cancers within within two months and I guess our genetic makeup is similar to that of mice or close enough That's why they use them, right? Yeah. It's it's close enough yeah in fact that's true a couple genes difference and the fact I've seen large people that look like mice have been if you ever noticed at the rat face person we had in my My company in the 90s. We had a guy who he called Rat Boy He actually had one of those faces you refer to. Rat boy, Frank. Anyway so that's kind of the interesting thing this is just a subtle but never-ending assault this is one thing by the way our show we can't fight this

31:16 to any real extreme. I mean, we hope that a lot of people get out there and start thinking right but when you're...when you have a public relations machine that is just going to pound you and pound you and pound you year after year day after day from all sorts of angles this is like the boxer that comes in from the weird angle It just keeps it just beats you back and then I mean we can bring this up And I'm sure a lot of our listeners spotted in immediate lives of some phony deal But but it's just the foregone conclusion that these guys are gonna win Yeah, well again. We'll see III still always have a silent hope

31:56 We know that several hundred thousand people won't fall forward immediately and those are the people who listen to this program. And there's other shows out there that that people listened too. Yeah, no we're not the only ones complaining about it but we're orthorexics or whatever they call us. Where is the T-shirt? I'm looking for the Orthorexic and Proud of It! That's the T-shirt I want. Randy Asher be alert That's what we need. Actually, you can do a little artwork on orthorexism. Orthorexia! It's orthorexia. I'm a proud orthorexic. It's just... I think I'm a proud orthorexic would be a good t-shirt. What's that? You probably get picked up with that t-shirt because they're gonna ask somebody else. Of course, it might not be who you want to pick up but whatever

32:42 So the other big news, well there are a couple things meant to cover up everything you know the UN we had to cover that up. We couldn't have any in-depth reporting God forbid so what do we do? We flip the camera on Lindsay Lohan once again as she is now ordered to go to jail you slave! And boy this alcohol thing this demon drink Yeah, this is we're getting more feedback on this than from the shantyx stuff. Yeah, no kidding It's really amazing so everything and this is also Well, this is what you call John the prone that neo-prohibitionist movement But it's really it falls I have an under demon drink in the in the show notes but it almost falls under gitmo nation if you listen to

33:32 to what's going down. So first of all, the reason why Lindsay Lohan is in court and that it's all blown up is to remind you that you are under control of the system and you need to be very obedient and comply now we got a lot of different stories and I have no No pity on someone who has been arrested or convicted of drunk driving or DUI. However, when you hear that almost in every single case... Here this is from Florida

34:09 Producer Stewart sent this one in. A woman was... she got a DUI, the way he writes it, she blew 0.9, the legal limit was at 0.8. Now she says that she claims that you know, she doesn't understand because she only had a glass of wine with dinner four hours before which by the way I'll believe that! I'll believe that these machines aren't calibrated etc but be as that may, you shouldn't drink it all if you're gonna go drive So here's what she got. She had, besides a fine... she got 80 hours of community service. She lost her license for a year. She has to report in regularly. She can't drink in her own home. She can't drink at all! She can have over-the-counter drugs like Tylenol

35:01 I mean it makes no sense. Alcohol is not outlawed, you cannot drink and drive got it totally agree but here from Steve his son in Montana he says cops literally stand outside bars the minute someone walks outside the bar they arrest them for public drunkenness and they send you to jail which of course is the whole money-making scheme in the first place And then we get Patrick Bailey and he says, he had the interlock on his car for a year. For his first DUI... A YEAR! Mind you. He says that to start it you have to blow AND hum at the same time It's not just blowing You have to hum so you can't like blow into a balloon and then put that onto the interlock So you have to make like a

36:04 type sound and it does indeed make you blow and hum while you're driving. It'll randomly beep, but you have to blow on hum otherwise it'll start honking the horn and then it won't start after that he had to go on this program for as I said for an entire year and just the stories go on and on about not drinking And I don't understand it. I totally understand drinking and driving, that's not okay but they just don't want you to drink at all! It makes no sense to me. There was a big story about what is going on in San Diego... I have that story, do you wanna hear the news report?

36:48 Yeah, I want you to play that and then I want to play a couple of clips about Prohibition that came up on the Jon Stewart show that are worth listening to. About a new book right so they outlawed drinking on the beach of San Diego for the 4th of July and so they made a gathering center in Kate Sessions Park which is where everyone had to go to drink And it's sad because you see all these people literally standing like in a circle you know I'm drinking of course have a little pre-roll here the internet is so ruined and and i've helped ruin it sorry about that so yeah everyone was in Kate Sessions Park

36:04 type sound and it does indeed make you blow and hum while you're driving. It'll randomly beep, but you have to blow on hum otherwise it'll start honking the horn and then it won't start after that he had to go on this program for as I said for an entire year and just the stories go on and on about not drinking And I don't understand it. I totally understand drinking and driving, that's not okay but they just don't want you to drink at all! It makes no sense to me. There was a big story about what is going on in San Diego... I have that story, do you wanna hear the news report?

36:48 Yeah, I want you to play that and then I want to play a couple of clips about Prohibition that came up on the Jon Stewart show that are worth listening to. About a new book right so they outlawed drinking on the beach of San Diego for the 4th of July and so they made a gathering center in Kate Sessions Park which is where everyone had to go to drink And it's sad because you see all these people literally standing like in a circle you know I'm drinking of course have a little pre-roll here the internet is so ruined and and i've helped ruin it sorry about that so yeah everyone was in Kate Sessions Park

37:24 and they're doing beer bongs, and the cops are all standing there. And apparently they were smoking dope but nobody cares about that either Well worse people who were smoking cigarettes got a ticket. Missions Park in North Pacific Beach offers a unique vantage point over San Diego It's pretty breathtaking I mean you can see all of PV Mission Beach downtown and we have a great view for the fireworks But the building crowds are taking advantage of another unique trait the free flow of alcohol. This is one of the only parks in San Diego you can drink at generally this part was not as popular before the beach alcohol ban Fourth of July revelers took full advantage using swimming pools as beer coolers drinking alcohol cascading down what's known as the ice loop so it kind of looks like a fair John, it looks like

38:08 like a state fair and they've got all kinds of stands set up, and you can go drink Jägermeister at this one. And you can have Bud out of the swimming pool or do the four-person beer bong but essentially you're just in a camp! In a drinking camp! Yeah, you're in a drinking campus like the freedom that their freedom of speech zones that they have now. So active talking to police about what's allowed and what's not So they're asking a lot of good questions and we're giving them the answers, hopefully that they want to hear. Regulars at the park say it's just good clean fun A lot of people like to come out and have drinks and cocktails and stuff like that you know never had really had any trouble out here about rowdy crowds and stuff like that People at the park hope the city will continue to allow alcohol at Kate Sessions Park but say they are not optimistic these kinds of celebrations will last much longer

39:00 It's like, it's like alcohol has been banned. You have to go to the gathering center... ...to uh.. To go drink! On a national holiday! They don't want you drinking Let's just get to the point here But why? Who came up with this crap?! Because it is bad, its evil! Ohhhh The demon drink Let's play Last Call 1. This is a guy came out, there's a book by the way that Book Club should note this book it's called Last Call it's about the history of prohibition and again make some interesting points but how this came about as a law is kind of weird to say the least because of all people who got together on it

39:37 And he doesn't really deconstruct, the writer at least didn't deconstruct on The Jon Stewart Show exactly some of the elements of this that I'll discuss after we play the clip last call one. How long did it take? Did they start the movement really in... Well, it starts in the middle of the 19th century but they don't talk about a constitutional amendment until 1913 and six years later. They get one! It's astonishing. Since then our constitutional amendments are things like let's move inauguration day from March to January The whole country got behind this You had to get two-thirds of Congress both houses of congress and you have three quarters state legislatures There wasn't a majority for people for it, just incredible political manipulation like we've never seen before or have seen since. Who was leading? Who was leading the movement? It's a very diverse group there's Cary Nation... It was an incredible range of groups from at one end of the spectrum the KKK, Ku Klux Klan which for them it was anti-immigrant thing but on the other end the very left wing industrial workers in the world they were for prohibition because they thought liquor was a tool that the capitalists were using to keep the working man down

40:40 What? I thought that was a tool to keep the working man working. And television host. Is it the only thing, the Klan and the Wobblies is it the only thing they ever agreed on? Yes, I would think so and in between many many other groups The Progressive Party was involved of course the women's suffrage movement The Women's Suffrage Movement and Prohibition Movement were siblings They moved together and the women supported prohibition, and the only thing that the Anti-Saloon League, the organization that ran the prohibition effort. The only other thing they supported was voting rights for women And even the KKK supported voting rights for women because they thought women would vote for prohibition. And you know what? They did. It turns out there's a couple of interesting little aspects to this it turns out one of the reasons why women were so

41:30 Prohibition and probably still are to some extent is because they were excluded from the saloons. They weren't allowed in right? And then he points out later that as the speakeasy scene developed women were allowed into those and then it be changed the entire model for what constitutes a nightclub and everything else but once the women's gets got to go in and drink themselves, and they change their attitudes But they were essentially stuck at home these guys would go to Saloons come back drunk and uh... that would be kind of uh... the end of it the other thing is a big decay cake in some of these other groups are actually represent the southern baptist and non-drinking christians allies i'd believe ur still mostly responsible for what's going on today

42:13 uh... they uh... don't believe in the year what the bible says about that wine they drink orange juice for their sacrament and a and there's a lot of issues like that and it said there any forces on everybody in a discussion amongst themselves in there essentially a throwback to them mid eighteen hundreds now the the next clip which is the one i actually had to pay attention to do some calculations so people get a clue about this is actually more interesting have this is the clip that he discusses how much people used to actually drink uh... and it's quite a bit country was hammered. Well, it starts in the beginning and George Washington actually gave liquor to people who voted for him when he's running for the House of Burgesses James Madison drank a pint of whiskey every day. He was like 5'2". That's a lot for little guy like him! It just can't...it was part American life in 1830 that was when we drank the most with seven-and-a-half gallons pure alcohol year this equivalent ninety fifths 80 proof liquor

43:13 Every man, woman and child over 15 that was the average consumption. Wow! Now so you know nowadays it's like oh you're gonna have a second glass of wine? You know I mean everybody is concerned about the drinking to such an extreme Oh too many beers he's had two beers uh... the equivalent when he lied i did a calculation on the alcohol consumption that based on what he said was in that book and essentially for everybody in the entire country of the united states of america over the age of fifteen that would mean that everybody averages this is an average reminds you could most fifteen-year olds on drinking anything average would be averaging one point four bottles of cabernet a day

44:04 But now, you know you have two beers which is the equivalent of I don't know Two glasses of wine. Yeah it should be the equivalent yeah about two glasses of wine It's like a scandal and and I just can't believe that people Allow themselves to be shepherded and herded into uh into a pen To go drink! It's just... He said don't they see what's happening with cops running around? Yeah, cops all over the place bussing people cigarettes and letting the marijuana smoke go by. You're smoking a cigarette you get a $200 ticket you're smokin a doobie and it's okay I'm at a loss

44:46 and it's a well this is the same thing where they've they've now pending you know you get can be put in a pen a literal pan with fit offense of fenced-in area for the free speech zones right uh... during the convention with this began during the bush administration and continues and it's not going to end in this century now free speech you yeah you got your free speech again in this cage and you know the free speech one by the way the cages nowhere near the event or anything like that as to what is the situation is just worsening by the day in this business dissent at ntd uh... drinking stuff of course you know some these kids overdo it but still this is kind of a maybe good moment bring up some ministry of truth items

45:28 I did find one article on the, which i put in the show notes, noagendashow.com On the 1.1 trillion dollar budget that is deemed as passed So they didn't tell anyone has to vote on it so we won't have to deal with that come November Oh heaven forbid There'd be a debate. We don't want to debate over money we don't have that were gonna go borrow The Globe magazine now who owns the globe? We know that the CIA has very good ties to the National Enquirer I think the National Enquirer owns the Globe or they're part of it. This is what i was thinking and I thought they were part of the same group, and they have at the supermarket headline front page Obama was not born in the US! Nah, please... Yeah probably sell a lot of copies Well they've got this Hawaiian election clerk

46:23 who is acting now as a whistleblower and he's saying it does not exist the birth certificate does not exist. It came out a few weeks ago that Hawaiian election clerk right? No, he's been around for awhile but I think the more interesting thing is still when you find the clip where Michelle says you know that yeah my family his family in he's from Kenya from Kenya home homeland of Kenya Is she, do you think that she's in the game as well? She supposed to slip some of that in. I don't know why she did that but it is amazing By the way this picture they put on their front of the globe This is the third Obama Maybe there a whole other guy they got maybe its these masks that they have

47:07 I just said it honestly. I was looking at some good masks the other day Yeah, though...I saw that amazing those masks yeah there's apparently some guys robbing blank banks with a black man's mask he looked like a black guy and these are very expensive tight fitting they cost like four or five hundred bucks tight fitting to the face full mask that you actually can look like You look like a person and the face moves It looks like a Hollywood level quality mask exactly Then, this is the funniest report. Of course most people don't get beyond the actual headlines but in the article... Actually USA Today linked to the third and most comprehensive investigation of Climategate

47:59 And it's a PDF file as the Climategate inquiry clears scientists of all dishonesty. And this report is so funny, John have you had a chance to look at the actual report itself? No I've not looked at it yet, just saw that...I just read the headline. Let me just scroll ahead yeah exactly let me just well we we read these reports so you don't have too if you listen to this show you get all the info you want Just scroll ahead to page 33 here. Emails are rarely definitive evidence of what actually occurred, they are open to interpretation Having identified specific allegations against CRU based on the emails The review then sought to obtain evidence to substantiate or refute these allegations as described in the subsequent chapters of this report The presumption is that emails were selected support a particular viewpoint They get into the validity of an email

48:58 In some instances, the leaked emails contain statements which might be viewed as supporting the behavior of CRU and countering the allegations in paragraph 9 above. And then they go ahead and take little bits of the emails out of context and analyze every single word and sentence structure... It's just ridiculous! It is bullcrap? Of course it is bullcrap! How long was this report? This thing is How many pages? Hundred and... no? 160 pages. And, well no now we're sorry people Now this Climategate thing nothing to see here move along folks climate change is for real and as you know Science! Science is in Science is in It's all there it's all taken care of All done I will say Salon did a pretty good job

50:47 Onward to the next scam. It never ends! No it doesn't, the Mythbusters we remember we were talking about this last week about how many people think that myth myth busters is such you know this is about having ads in your show and then basically be being reliant upon the established system instead of a listener based show which we are So I played this clip from Adam Savage who describes in great detail how American Express pulled the segment on RFID.

51:23 Then someone sent in producer Roberts sent in The story I didn't know this that Savage backpedaled on that whole thing a whole thing. Oh, yeah, I knew that I didn't know that it like he's like oh No It was actually the show's producers that decided not to do the segment. Yeah, no He was it was like you could take an aside hey Hey bonehead, so nobody like your job. Yeah. Yes shut up. Oh, yeah. Yes. Yeah. Yes I like my job. I like my job No But it was so it's so obvious is like you blame the sponsors You committed the mortal sin you are an idiot and no It's all it's almost like a network where Howard yeah, we're gonna call in baby. Yeah, it's like, you know, I am God

52:08 This is the closest you will get. You will blame it on the show, the show didn't want to do it It just wasn't good enough I'm gonna show my support by donating to no agenda imagine all the people who could do that oh yeah, that'd be fab So we do have a couple donors this week. Yes, we do slow summer Let's cut let's do if you actually I have one here and see if they put it aside of course so I can't find It it's typical. I got one from the the karma Club which I can read it may be in this spreadsheet I haven't seen it from yet is Eric Newman

52:52 Yeah, he's on the spreadsheet. Do we want to wait until we get... yeah no I think we can do him now Okay well let me get the one that i want to get out of the way first which is a came in on email um click Curtis No, Matthew Greensmith. Oh okay go ahead For donation number three I'd request a rectification. So she rectified... oh! Ouch that hurts What have we done wrong? A rectification of a minor injustice. A rectification I gotcha When i last donated ID worded one Simon Alicia He did the right thing and immediately donated to the Deuce Club but in the cattle call never officially received a de-douching. Oh no! Hold on... You've been de-douched So that's the official de-douche for Simon, so thank you for pointing that out Yeah and thanks for the support on The Deuce Club I don't know what happened how we missed that one No he's been de-douched so everything is good Talked to the numbers guy

53:54 That's me. So, let's see what we got here... I gotta get a bigger monitor or something these uh... Uh oh are your eyes finally going? No no it scrolls off to the edge and i can only read the name of the person actually but what I've gotta do is just do something with these uh... Let me just squeeze this there we go. Squeeze it! It's not like the list is that big, John. No I'm talking about left and right is the problem it's not up and down up and down so big deal okay So now you got this thing over I'm trying to take that Excel thing and move it to the right and it won't squeeze over. This is terrible what is wrong with this software? Curtis Sorrell from Hillsdale Michigan

54:40 Sent us $116.22, not quite sure what the significance is of the number but we of course really appreciate the support I was going to send you guys my pet lizards But i sold them instead since i didn't have your address Post your home addresses somewhere online and soon i will mail you some snakes or ferrets instead of money Who really wants money anyhow? Lizards and ferrets are so much more fun And US dollars are worthless Anyhow, enjoy the worthless money you crackpots. Curtis thank you and please do not send us lizards and ferrets. No we do not want lizards or ferrets for that matter I appreciate the thought though

55:24 Justin Bauerl, or Bowerly maybe. From Rescue California in Gitmo Nation. Love the show been listening for over a year can you please de-douche me and play the climate jingle one more time? Well first we can do this... You've been de-douched I gotta tell you that... What's that little... I didn't hear that little bass riff at the end. Oh yeah, listen to it. It was really nice. You've been D-douche'd! Yeah, that's that's not that is actually that goes deep down into your DNA that That makes the deducing were also deduced and he wanted the the climate gate jingle one more time Okay And

56:21 It is pretty good. He says he also needs some karma for his new venture, twitter dot com slash sports market man I'm going to be tweeting ideas thoughts about marketing in sports especially the psychology side of it thanks for opening my mind more dollars to come thank you that was pretty good Thank You Sports Market Man okay got the spreadsheet working now so next on the list is Jesus Muriel oh actually we have to fire something up for Jesus there Hey Adam and John, this donation is a birthday present that is $55.50 for my girlfriend Paola! Please send her a Good Karma package she needs it many thanks Jesus well Paola happy birthday from your boys Can I do a little extra thingy here for a moment John? Go for it

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1:02:28 Wine country in France, huh? Wonder where that is. So what we need is more support the summer is slow as you can tell although We really appreciate the ever-growing list of people who are donating five dollars a month and we understand this hard economic times But signing up for I mean you do spend five bucks a month on something frivolous that you could spend Yeah like parking meters yeah Think of what you put into a parking meter and then just give us five bucks a month and you'll be helping out the world. We like to keep the show on air, we want to thank everybody who gives 5 or 25...we used to have the 25-a-year thing I think I'll put that back up. You did 30 but you should do with 3333 Yeah okay meaning to change it

1:03:12 Yeah, it wasn't such a rigmarole. I'd be right up there with the ring project yeah exact well no this is dealing with PayPal's just very subtly Annoying annoying yeah, I know it is annoying so his little this little town Masclad is out in that lot Which is out in the area where they make the car wine nice? we should go visit. Which is a Malbec based product, quite tasty and in the olden days you'd be drinking a bottle of it as we speak yeah 1830 but well that'll be outlawed soon We won't be able to drink it in wine Well they're gonna make wine illegal in France It will be an illegal substance in France They are working on it! It's nuts I tell ya Hey we got some good news John from High Societe oh wait first let's tell everyone where they can support our show so again no agenda

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1:04:57 Well, the fourth and the fifth. No one worked on the fifth so there's lots of repeats I don't like that They showed just little clips of the UN which... So i had to go and get the damn real player thing Yeah it has been Imagine us saying C-SPAN is boring lately Imagine normal people when they turn that on What? Is this? Get that off! Hey from our Real News category John And now, back to Real News.

1:05:52 But his dad, Edward Miszwinski. Does that ring a bell in your vast memory banks? No He was a... let's see he was a congressman he eventually worked at the United Nations Commission on Human Rights. He unsuccessfully sought the Democratic nomination for Senate in Pennsylvania in 1980 And he went to jail on 31 charges of 69 for bank fraud, mail fraud wire fraud 10 million dollars involved in the crimes. He uh... He went to jail-he only got out in 2008. He went to jail for eight or nine years Wow! But his uh... sure... He pleaded mental illness in his defense because had bipolar disorder

1:06:43 And they went shut up slave you're going to jail. I don't care what you say about your bipolar disorder It's a good did this is like the member of the olden days back in there 1200s where they've yes, I remember them well John if were they the royal families would marry each other You know for certain reasons. Oh yeah you got the Clintons now? You know joining up with these guys And you know Bill Clinton can teach this could have taught this guy a thing or two he may have been involved with his dad It makes total sense As probably it was probably a payoff is like all right. I know you took the hit man. You did the time so uh I'll let your son bone my daughter

1:07:20 So, if they're going to do that then they should probably get one of these IUDs I have the commercial for. Do you have it here? It's sitting right there It's the Mirena. Oh, okay let's have a listen. Did I take my pill this morning? There is birth control you don't have to think about taking every day or even every year! I can't even think about having another child... It's Mirena A small intrauterine contraceptive that is over 99% effective at preventing pregnancy for as long as you want for up to 5 years Once it's removed You can try and get pregnant right away Or not

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1:08:40 Ask about Mirena when you have time. Did you know if you choose Mirena to prevent pregnancy? It's the only birth control also approved to treat heavy menstrual bleeding outstanding Notice how I ud sounds so much like ie d yeah, it sounds exactly that always mix the two up boom I love all these kill your baby things. I love what is this isn't there's another birth control pill that makes you not not menstruate. So you have no menstrual cycle and that's like the big benefit, it's like hey you won't have kids AND you don't get crabby every month!

1:09:19 It's like how can that be good for you? It's obviously not. So this one is a 1 minute 15 so they couldn't keep all the disclaimers in and some nasty ones in there too yes some nasty ones but they couldn't keep it within the 60 second none of these guys can do that they just cannot get The benefits of the sales pitch plus all the disclaimers in the 60 seconds. Which as we know is the actual sales pitch, people seem to like it. We've discussed this many times people seem to like the disadvantages oh that sounds good yeah it's great hey Oh it could attach itself and grow into my womb I'm a risk taker Yeah one percent

1:10:04 There's another thing going on, I just want to do one more commercial since we're going that way. Unless you have more to talk about Chelsea? I know they are trying to fly helicopters over or find the thing they are gonna try and push this probably in Hello magazine. Oh at Chelsea's wedding? Yeah Of course! This is gonna be the social event of the year This will be nothing-to see here event of the year It'll be our version of Lady Di Yeah, well. So I've noticed this trend is starting to show up...I think we played a commercial some maybe a month or two ago about this hapless jerk-off that's standing there with his son whispering in his ears, yeah dad you didn't pay attention to the doctor!

1:10:50 And he says, ah the doctor told me to take aspirin and to like stop beating my wife. You didn't pay attention to him! I'm now uh...I'm now gonna pay attention to the doctor. Yeah you should pay attention to the doctor in this kind of thing. This is a commercial with some kid, some punk teenager telling the old man that he's an asshole. It was a douchebag So I've now there's another one. Oh, no this guy is a this is a commercial with a black man who? With his wife sitting next to him hounding him and he is Almost crying on this on the screen and he's the biggest wimp in the world. What's his problem erectile dysfunction? No, no He didn't take an aspirin essentially because as doctor told him because of her health for his heart Yeah for hard so he did it almost killed him somehow know that he had a heart attack Whatever the case is this guy you know should be taken out back

1:11:44 I'm that guy that doesn't take directions. I had a heart problem, and was told to begin my aspirin regimen but didn't listen until I woke with pains in my chest. I almost lost my life. My doctors again ordered me to take aspirin and I do! that he doesn't. Aspirin is not appropriate for everyone, so be sure to talk to your doctor before you begin an aspirin regimen. I encourage everyone to listen to the doctor and take it seriously! Learn more about protecting your heart at iamproheart.com I didn't take my aspirin. And i make sure he does there's a woman sitting next to him, he'll be taking his aspirin This is the image of trying to have the American male today Oh yeah total wimp ass, pussification The guy has got no self esteem

1:12:37 It's ridiculous. No, it's I'm telling you and this is just the setup You know if this is so first its you know your stupid you're an idiot for not taking your aspirin next It's gonna be your vaccine And your other meds you gotta take your meds listen to your doctor Did you see that? This was going around. I don't actually have the story in front of me. It was a What was it? It was a game from the 70's and it was called like oiled. It was like a board game And it was an offshore oil drilling board game. I vaguely remember this! You really remember the board game? I remember some game called Oil or something like that... Oh fabulous! Or Gusher Yeah, yeah i think its called Gusher and you know so you get basically there's dice and go around the board and then they actually have like oh uh-oh blowout preventor didn't fail oil gushing you lose one million dollars

1:13:36 And so this has been going around the internet like, well you know see they knew it. They knew it's for real! They knew it all along and they knew what was gonna happen and I'm thinking yeah you know maybe they did and I think there is something to that. If you believe that story then you will probably like Electronic Arts latest game called Moonbase Alpha Ha ha!

1:14:16 And so I'm thinking, you know when everyone's laughing at me now in 30 years from now. They'll keep laughing at ya In thirty years from now it'd be like damn they actually do have that moon base up there. They got a game! It's all very detailed. It's life-like graphics of Moonbase Alpha of course you know the guy, that head of NASA comes out with is because he's got all the play on most of the right-wing shows about it. He says I think the job according to Obama that new job of NASA is to or NASA is to do an outreach program to the Muslims in the Middle East. Why? Well yeah I listened to his interview

1:15:03 And what he's saying is that we got, that we have the Muslim world to thank for a lot of science and mathematics which is true. Was this recent? What? Science and mathematics are you kidding me Iraq Iran so many huge scientists and world leaders in their field come from Iraq and Iran yeah name two Okay, I'll research that for Sunday but that I think is true. But well just because just because we've only been taught Einstein

1:15:40 You know, it doesn't mean that... No it's fine. I'm just saying he named you. I don't care It just seems to me that NASA should be interested in space exploration not intercultural relationships It is no their job We got plenty of agencies for that Why this guy being put into this role? Did you actually hear the interview because I listened to it thinking I would pull a clip and I was like Doesn't really say the way Fox spun it I mean, you know, I heard the thing is Stuart played it. It was pretty straightforward He says he has three objectives and had something to do with this something do that President Obama I'm here in wherever he was where was he Egypt?

1:16:22 He was in the Middle East somewhere. Yeah, he says I think it was here You know President Obama wants me to connect better with With the with the with a Muslim world Which was that thought was interesting and then he also went on to say you know hey we wouldn't have the space station without the Russian help and without the Chinese who have a great module or whatever and you know it was more like a globalist type thing he was he was propping everybody not just specifically the Muslim world and what I heard him say it wasn't yeah we got a lot of great scientists coming out of out of Middle East. And that, I believe is true from Iran Iraq specifically that's well I'll find some names of great scientists good for Sunday I'll do that. I just thought it was just about

1:17:07 I, to be honest with you, thought it was just a bogus thing to say because he happens to be on the junket for some reason floating around. It's got nothing to do with what he should be doing and it was just a waste of everybody's time and money that's what I'm looking at well duh! I mean... Here is good story if we want change the topic yeah we could trains disrupted I noticed that Burlington Northern Santa Fe as one of the sponsors for for the PBS News Hour. Oh really? Wait, you're telling me that trains are now sponsoring our... Our national treasure! Really? Yeah. Don't say. They actually had a little slam piece about the trains and I'm wondering how long this is gonna go on before somebody says hey

1:17:59 stop it. This was the teaser, the trains apparently this heat wave back east which were... Oh yeah it's 100 plus degrees in New York It's all the way up to Quebec I have people in Quebec complaining so I mean the whole thing is a mess and they did a story on PBS and here's the teaser for it you play that now explain what the story was I didn't get the whole clip And I'm Gwen Ifill on The News Hour tonight record highs disrupted train travel and pushed electricity use toward record levels Apparently electricity used towards record levels interesting Apparently the trains if they go too fast on the tracks in this weather it melts racks warp And they have to take the trains offline, huh? This can't be good. No well we should play the jingle right here for all aboard trains Good planes bad

1:18:51 So they're gonna obviously have to lay off these stories as fast as possible. Yeah, I know there's going to be some hell to pay there! I want you to go to cahighspeedrail.ca.gov John... Now hold on a second This is the California High Speed Rail Authority which of course is non-existent at this point Give me that URL again Okay it's CAHIGHSPEEDRAIL well let me just Skype it to ya That'll be easier because even high is spelt there's a snail that California High-Speed Rail Authority now look at the train what does it say on the side of the train? The Train in the logo up here yeah no, wait I think you... I'm on the home page. Go to routes. I like that station though is pretty cool looking go to routes and then look at a trip visualization

1:19:49 And you'll see these trains. So this is, and this by the way isn't amazing! There it goes. There goes the train? Absolutely so it's a blue and yellow bullet train and It's going through a whole bunch of windmill farms, and it's just bypassing traffic I'm looking at now. It's like the train- Yeah like your going through the windmills here comes another one on the side of the train You know what it says if you got to catch the right spot. It says fly California No Yes You go to gallery, you'll see it there. Go to Gallery and then hit play. I love that they like this train station! Hold on... Ooh! They've spent some money on this shit man look at this It's a pretty nice site This is where all the money is going In 2000 Californians made more than half-a billion trips between the states different regions

1:20:43 By 2030, that number will double to nearly 1 billion. Wow man! Oh horrible roads, airports bad... oh people standing in line going through Gitmo stations and the train is whizzing by looking sleek and beautiful it's an animation people building for the future California. Okay, you got to get what is it like that 40 seconds into it and there it is fly California on a train on a train It's messing with my brain This is it's kind of blurry on minuses I can see the California but the fly part is vague. It's in white. It's in white Yeah, I see it's in white so it's not

1:21:35 Was this somebody's idea of a joke? Yeah, well apparently but how much money did they have to spend on the on this imagery man that some serious I mean this looks real almost as real as the planes flying into the World Trade Center. It's really good same guy did it probably it's great great job uh... so you can look at the please go look at that site and this is where i think the eight billion dollars went into making this site but they've set aside for tonight then this is going to convince everybody we need eight hundred billion tax rebuild the thing yeah another day of giving a break then they've never gotten these estimates correct there always ten x after resisting is gonna be a joke flight california says it's as flight california on a train stopped right there

1:22:26 Meanwhile, we have more reports put into the news pre-written by Hill and Knowlton. The outstanding PR agency near collision on the rise in Washington area skies amid influx of inexperienced controllers! Yeah this is the new... This is a new meme. That's a new thing yeah yeah yeah We have inexperienced controllers if I was a controller I'd be PO'ed about this crap You know, and then they come up with all these statistics... 49 of the 177 controllers who handle in-flight traffic for the Washington region. The third busiest airspace in the nation after New York or Los Angeles have yet to be certified in all aspects of their job! I don't know what you're gonna learn! Wait wait wait, let me stop ya on this. Why? So I'm still watching this stupid video Yeah

1:23:12 These they get the trains flying through this terminal. They don't stop, they don't stop! This is like the main terminal and they did trains Don't go through terminals like this that fast. But look at the train going past all the traffic I love there's like miles and miles of backed up cars And the Train is whizzing by and then you see shots of people in the airport oh wait a minute now We're going to China where are we going now? Traveling at speeds up to 220 miles per hour over an 800 mile route, it will risk riders from downtown Los Angeles to downtown San Francisco in just over two and a half hours. I heard it was going to be more like three now they're saying two-and-a-half

1:23:53 advantages of high-speed train for his high speed train system will be the largest public works project undertaken in the state and fifty years broke the states is a stable network will create more than six hundred thousand construction jobs last stop fema camp come on boys jump on it did you notice the logo as these are but no bomb a style of course it is a hundred fifty is complete done by the same people It has to be done by the same people. Yeah, it's totally... Let's see who do we contact and get some information? Sacramento media content we should call Rachel Wall and ask her of some questions just you know like what are you wearing you know important stuff like that. What are you wearing? We got a show we want to know what are you wearing this is very very important oh my goodness well anyway it's

1:24:47 You want to just tell the new listeners why we are harping on the high-speed rail projects, John? What our beef is against it because people get very confused. I think it's a great idea and lots of smart people who actually are quite awake about other topics say what's wrong train is good! Train is not good nobody's gonna take the train its bogus The whole thing is just move freight faster We need upgrade infrastructure for rail so we can screw the Teamsters and get more stuff put on a train, especially the corridors like California so we can move stuff from Mexico to Canada. And the whole thing is about freight. Burlington Northern and what's his name? The investor Buffett who bought Burlington Northern they're not interested in moving people around. This people thing is complete

1:25:38 red herring people take the train people complain who wants to sleep there's gonna do you know you have to run something did the calculation at a runner train every fifteen minutes to l a and make it worthwhile is no buddy they can bring up any numbers that make this thing payout compared to it to a uh... to an airplane now let's take a look if going out to seattle if i'm gonna go on a train to see al right now it's gonna take me twenty four hours on the train I can drive it in 12 to 14 hours or i can take a plane and not including, we're not going to include door-to-door. In other words, we are not going to calculate getting to the train station or the airport but just going to the airport have to be there an hour before I get on the plane It takes two hours gate-to-gate is one hour and half flight to Seattle And then I'm out! I am done! I'm off the thing so it takes me a total of three hours to get to Seattle on an airplane

1:26:35 How is the train going to even cut, even if the thing was flying up there at high speeds and never stopped which it's not gonna do because everybody is gonna want it to stop here and there. It's gonna have to stop in Portland, it's gotta stop here and there I'm never gonna make three hours on the train under any circumstances so that whole thing is bogus And its gonna cost more These high-speed trains aren't going to be cheaper than the trains we have today. They're gonna be more expensive, so they won't be able to compete on price or time and time is of more importance to me then price and it makes no difference It's not competitive Well, John you clearly don't care about the earth. You don't care about being green! You don't want to save the environment and that's why your harping about trains John because you know... Well I am for one thing. It ain't easy being green John. If these frogs are green then i'm a frog

1:27:24 And that means I'm green. Ah, they got the stupid intro. I thought it was just gonna go straight into It Ain't Easy Being Green Yeah you gotta have clips So anyway the point is it's ridiculous but moving freight which doesn't really care when it gets there Is the reason for these new tracks and its great to take people to the FEMA camps yeah and you can use it for FEMA camp stuff later so let's switch gears for a second by the way I would take the train once because I think it'd be fun Oh it'll be fun to take yeah You've gotta have sex on the train Let's move to the oil cabal for a second because amidst all the important news about Lindsay Lohan and by the way Kim Kardashian appeared on Holly's World. I mean that was like a double header It seems that there will be a new boss of British Petroleum Yeah, and do you know who that's going to be? Kim Kardashian no No according to The Daily Mirror

1:28:23 You can't write this stuff. Tony Blair will become the next chairman of British Petroleum Yeah, that's the guy we want running it perfect It just doesn't get any better and then There's there's definitely fights going on Lord Brown Who is the ex-chief executive? Of BP you got to see this guy I gotta send this link to you This guy is so frightening to look at He's got a huge head on a very little body. Hold on, let me send you this link... This is outrageous! Uh he is the new cost-cutting czar That's the guy you want in Gitmo Nation East Cutting your costs Faced embarrassment last night after it was revealed that his former male escort lover Was helping a campaigning American lawyer to assemble a legal case against him Look at the guy! He belongs in the pito bear cave I'm telling ya for sure

1:29:26 During their four-year relationship Mr. Chevalier enjoyed dinners with... This guy's got a huge head! Enjoyed dinners with the number of high ranking politicians including Tony Blair and was privy to highly sensitive company details now Brent Coon, a Texas lawyer who is leveling a raft of actions against BP has contacted Mr. Chevalier to ask him to help prove the cost cutting During Lord Brown's time in charge led to fatal safety lapses. So this is the guy who is now being held responsible for cutting corners on BP, which of course was all about design really because they wanted all this to blow up He's now a charge of cost-cutting across Gitmo Nation East known as the the Queendom of Gitmo Nation East United Kingdom so you think he'll be cutting corners? Look at that head and body! He's just frightening You could probably snap him like a twig

1:30:19 Yeah, he definitely needs a little time in the gym. Then so yeah this is there's a lot of bad news coming out and I think we are about to see the ocean floor rupture because as you know i believe they tapped into something volcanic with abiogenic oil non-stop self regenerating president clinton agrees with me it's a gusher that all can't wait to hop into your car They are now dumping sand over the tar balls on the Gulf Coast. Yeah, I love that! What are we gonna do? I think we should just put some sand on and leave. Let's just throw some sand on top of it yeah

1:31:03 So here's a former Kansas State Trooper who has some words of wisdom for all of you out there. You might want to listen. Hi folks, Greg Evenson, former Kansas State Trooper highly decorated, former military and with a large amount of experience and a lot of good guys who are contacts in the middle law enforcement community all across the United States in This is the kind of stuff I listen to by the way when i'm on the treadmill. I listened to these shows, they're on the internet and sometimes they have great guests like this guy. The Gulf Coast Greg last hour where we were at talking was I had asked you based on a worst case scenario yes that the fact that this evacuation could begin in stages or slowly

1:31:49 as soon as within 48 hours after the 4th of July, is that correct? That's correct. That's the information that has come to me based on all of the available information we have at this time We are just simply letting people know and Steve so aptly and correctly said last week The time is now make your plans and go! We believe based on that information Hawk that there may be the beginning of the movements of people out of that area most vulnerable, health-wise age wise and perhaps infants and that kind of thing. The advisory is in place to go out we are not saying it is a tripwire event today So what I'm understanding is there are people dying but they're dying in BP hospitals with BP doctors overseeing them this is total cover up They're throwing sand on oil

1:32:43 Wait, wait. Did you get this off the CB radio? I mean where did this come from? It's an internet show Huh Yeah well there are a lot of these shows out there We're not the only ones These guys just go much much further And I like this... It's a long clip, it's like nine or ten minutes but he goes on to talk about how FEMA is already down there. They're involved apparently NATO has ordered 7000 US Marines to Costa Rica because the ocean floor is going to rip open. Well there's definitely some cover up going on because they won't let the news media do anything Yeah well check this out There's a Facebook site called Coastal Warriors

1:33:27 where a lot of the people who are working on the cleanup can congregate. Coastal Warrior is very important. I was just informed that a captain of a boat who was hired by BP through the Vessel of Opportunity program, Was told he needs a refrigerator on his boat when the captain asked why? He was told that it would be to store vaccine which would have to be self-administered To everyone on the boat daily. It's not a vaccine what are they talking about?! I'm just saying this is what it says So it would sort of probably won't be a vaccine but is probably some like antidote for something. Yeah, to what though? I mean what's in this crude oil? What are the components? Every crude oil is different you have different components and some of the stuff has got a lot of sulfur in it some of its got a lot of...I get the sense that this particular crude oil has a lot of light hydrocarbons, the toluenes, the benzenes and things like that evaporate but generally speaking they've evaporated by time after

1:34:29 doesn't take long for the stuff to blow off. Well no, but we already talked about this there's elevated levels of all that stuff in the air down there and it goes up and down... And also a lot of heavy metals in crude oil Yeah which is not good for you Heavy metals not good. I wish somebody you know, I have not seen maybe somebody has seen this or they can send me a link or something? I have not seen an analysis Somebody hasn't grabbed You know They grab your you know They go on the boat and then they put their hand in the water And they do with it all up look at all this stuff. Let's gooey. I have yet to see an analysis of break What is the goo yeah would put the goo in a test tube and let's test it

1:35:07 Yeah, what exactly are the components of this particular crude oil? I bet you that they're not allowed to do it. I bet you that off-camera is like okay wash your hand off quick and then you have a flamethrower on your glove And they don't let anyone take that stuff. This is a big cover-up and the fact that NATO is shipping US Marines to Costa Rica because they expect the ocean floor to rip open, this also kind of earthquake time we've got huge solar activity, all kinds of stuff going on if we do get one storm One real good storm and all that crap. That's that's in the water Go washes, you know is basically spewed down on everybody from God knows when could be from Texas to Florida People could be dying from this stuff well We don't know that because we don't know what this stuff is well doesn't that tell you enough that? We don't know what it is No

1:36:01 I'm always suspicious. It doesn't tell me anything, you know? I like to see an analysis of this stuff and the health effects we've got nothing but a bunch of speculation and hand-wringing and everything in between And we ain't got no facts it's ridiculous This is the biggest story of the year and we got no facts And then when the media gets rousted because you know they got people wearing gas masks or not wearing gas mask, we can't take movies. You can't take pictures we got no film crews. We've got nothing going on now what we do have is these roving cameras and John Kitt's did some work for us he paid attention to if you look at those roving cameras and yeah and you have to get

1:36:45 Because a lot of the news channels just play like a YouTube clip in the background. They don't actually have a live feed and now I think we have four live feeds We have Deepsearove1, Scandirove1, Scandirove2 and Q4000rove1 And they all kind of show the same picture but they have an overlay of data and that has to be some type of coordinates, and they're all kind of the same like E 1203412.X North 10431003 And so John Kittstar took a look at this and he says three of them are almost identical but this Q4000 Rove 1 is it 70441-2? What the hell it shooting?! It's shooting a whole different thing in a whole different location! If we could actually

1:37:36 decipher what these E and N numbers are, which I can only presume is some type of geolocation. But it's in a whole different spot! So this... the whole thing is... Well yeah that's a whole different code on that camera That's possible. Well, but it's going by the same type of data readout just has very different numbers is not in the hundred twenties its in the seventies well whatever that case as we're getting very poor coverage have any this stuff you don't know what's real what's not really where these cameras are we got nothing and then news get with me while he had watched glenn beck go on a blackboard and give you all the details and you know john madison's deal private life and how to relates to somebody today

1:38:18 and with arrows flying all over the place, and we can't have any news reports or specials except people being interviewed? I mean we have no facts. We know nothing! Maybe we should go down there my friend. It won't help, they'll just roust us and nobody will back us up it's impossible this whole thing is the worst scam I've ever seen now you of course point out off the mic and would pointed out more often than not if you wanted to is that half of Congress is in BP's pocket already yeah oh yeah including our president so we can't...we're getting nothing right? We're getting no information whatsoever the whole thing is ridiculous and the news media stinks

1:38:59 and Kent Zeser. Well by the way there will be a good book five years from now, it'll be quite interesting Oh yeah and it won't be ours! Kent Zeser producer out there he says oh you know I did uh...I did little bit of number crunching on BP's finances so they established a twenty million dollar escrow they will pay seven billion into during 2010 but of course their a British corporation So they will have to adhere to, operating in the US. They have to adhere to GAAP which means a generally accepted accounting principles which mean they will have to expense the entire 20 billion dollars in the year accrued therefore we'll book a twenty billion dollar expense reducing their us tax liability by seven billion dollars actually that actually the President Obama gave them... so they make out on the deal? Yeah! They gave him a huge tax break

1:39:52 7.95 billion in net unfavorable tax receipts They totally win! What a great idea Yeah, we're in the wrong business I've said this from the beginning Eh well... This is our destiny what can I tell ya? This is just how it's gonna be for us And now Tony Blair will come in yeah that's the guy Let's see The guy who had the documents sexed up to send the British troops into Iraq Yeah, that's the guy you want. The guy who has a 70 year moratorium on Dr Kelly being murdered I'm sorry, suicided What am i thinking? That's the guy you want running BP He is the economic hitman in this regard And watch this poor male

1:40:41 companion of Lord Brown. He needs some... Oh no, he's gonna suicide himself because he'll be distraught over the publicity Yeah exactly You can see this coming down Broadway He is going down I do want to give a little shout out to Gitmo Nation Down Under Big scandal unfolding there as a 12 month trial of the police using tasers which was used to justify of course arming every frontline officer in uh... this would be, is this New South Wales I think? Was uh let me just see where it was. I think it's New South Wales ummm....was characterized by a litany of misuses and abuses that were covered up by the police and the government because of course they wanted to have these pain weapons shepherded in And they covered up ahh..a couple of ahh interesting little abuses such as stunning a handcuffed child at juvenile detention center

1:41:43 stunning two suicidal people covered in fuel, which by the way you don't want to be shooting electricity at someone when they're covered in gasoline idiot repeated tasering of a complaint compliant man who presented no threat and was surrounded by members of the riot squad this is actually one that's under investigation it just...the list goes on and on but they covered up the report because they wanted to have 30 thousand cops with these taser guns Yeah, because the taser guy... The company that makes the taser guns is behind the... It's a good sale. Let's put it that way This whole taser thing is just frightening to me. It's a pain weapon! And it's being used at every... Well, let's just tase the fuck out of them There are too many stories about old ladies getting tased and kids handcuffed getting tazed

1:42:39 one thing after another. And then we have just a, and this emanates from Gitmo Nation Lowlands, ah everyone is so compliant there. Hey go orange! There's a new European-wide initiative it is a surveillance system that monitors conversations in public It's called the SIGARD s-i-g-a-r-d It has already been installed in Dutch city centers government offices and prisons And recently a test run of technology in Coventry. That would be Gitmo Nation East So the way it is, here's what their website says Soundintel.com 90% of all incidents involving physical aggression are preceded by verbal aggression The ability to spot verbal aggression before it turns into a violent outbreak delivers valuable time They're not interested in spying on you for stock tips No

1:43:39 No, not at all. In Hackney in London the system detected up to six crimes a night including fights and guns being fired Yeah? Yeah Well was there... it detected them did it do anything about it did it stop these crimes No, of course it didn't. They detected it. Cigards use is more widespread in the Netherlands where the system's manufacturer is located It's a fine Dutch company According to this sound intelligence website again The system has been installed in the Amsterdam train station Central Station, as well as police headquarters has also been installed inside a number of prisons and the city centers... ...of Dordrecht in Groningen. Which are by the way Groningen is a huge university town. Dordrecht right near Rotterdam It's just unbelievable! They are literally listening to what you're saying they're just spying on you

1:44:36 Well, we have that perfect citizen thing in our country. Yeah what is that? Eric DeShill sent that down I don't know what it is either...I mean I looked at it and its like Its some..some..its some you know the NSA I've been watching all these specials And there's a thing on PBS and elsewhere about how the NSA could have stopped 9-11 because they knew this and they knew that but they couldn't stay can do anything has anything to do with American citizens it was almost almost like let's find some more excuses so the NSA can like listen in an eavesdrop on everything we're doing which cure then by the way curiously they won't respond to any requests by Congress or anything else for any information is like a you know it's like its its the CIA's got their one

1:45:18 They got an operation that they're kind of independent of everybody and they're getting their money from drug running or whatever they do. And the NSA is like so secret you don't even know what the heck's going on with them, if someone wants to get information on him they can't give it to him I mean that's crazy! So now they're apparently looking at the power grid, they've given the NSA ability to monitor the coal plants and all these specific power generating operations just if they're going to be attacked. and right the whole thing is sketchy in a talking about how the old plans are hooked to the Internet yes that bad internet is someone's gonna hack in them take us all offline and leave us without power cuz then there's all the Y2K kind of fear tactics mm-hmm but it's it's vague Department of Homeland Security on their website DHS.gov has a great little report about this fantastic device that could save our lives John

1:46:22 could save our lives. It is called the Sell All initiative, spearheaded by Department of Homeland Security's Science and Technology Directorate known as S&T. Sell all will be included in your cell phone that has a sensor capable of detecting deadly chemicals Yeah, right. I don't know if it will do anything else but it will detect deadly chemicals and a little while the first warning is beamed to Individuals a grandmother taking his siesta or a teenager hiking through the woods The second warning works best with crowds and that's where the genius of sell-all lies Some guy farts in the thing goes exactly in crowd sourcing human safety who writes this stuff?

1:47:12 Oh my god, in contra- this is... I mean could you? In contrast anywhere a chemical that breaks out. A mall, a bus, subway or office Cell All will alert the authorities automatically. We've got a CO2 emitter over there on 2nd Street go arrest that fucker Detection identification and notification all take place in less than 60 seconds because the data are delivered digitally Sell-all reduces the chance of human error. And by activating alerts from many people at once, sell all cleverly avoids the longstanding problem of false negatives But what about privacy? Does this always on surveillance mean that the government can track your precise whereabouts wherever it wants? Oh to the contrary! This is great stuff! Sell-all will operate only on an opt in basis and will transmit data anonymously

1:48:08 Well, there's the laugh of the decade. Okay well first of all... I love it! It's great. It's bogus there's no device that can do this Really? No if you're in a chem lab and you want to analyze John what are you talking about?! The science is in! Science! We have the science. It's a complex process, you can't have some little thing in a cell phone doing anything S&T has the science are you denying? Are you to denialist John? I'm a denialist. Are you a denialist about the science and the thing would cost of fortune

1:48:58 I got a note from... there's two things i want to do and then please, PLEASE get us out of here with something fun. I don't- I got nothing! Don't you have any more clips? Don't you have something else? I've got a clip but it is not funny and it's not even... Alright well let me let me do something. Well that started recording the old Milton Berle material Our guy deep inside of Schiphol airport sent me a note He's deep, deep inside. He says the RFID test... Remember they were doing RFID on bags and stuff? They stopped that apparently it didn't work well it cost too much and didn't really give them any bang for the buck however The body scanners are finally being installed there 75 body scanners in total And guess what! They have a huge storage system All images will be stored

1:49:51 Aha, mm-hmm and that's all I can say about it because they lied yes He's our deep throat inside and we don't want to put him in any peril But yeah a huge storage system Not a problem. It's all gonna be stored then of course says you know didn't the chief executive American Airlines say? I read it was kind of when it was Twitter differently I think them with the way he actually said it but I think he was out there saying all passengers who fly to American Airlines will have to go through a full body scanner. You know the thing that gives you cancer and shows your nuts? That thing, yeah. Hey this guy's got some...that guy's got a big one. Hey Jim come over here check this guy out! Look at his size of that!

1:50:38 But that's nothing compared to the, and this is the last one I got. This is nothing compared to the car x-ray, the portable car X-Ray now being implemented in upstate New York. Schenectady, I believe. Oh, Schenectady needs it! And who is operating this? The military. Golden Sacks. No they own it...the military The military is on the street. That's against the Constitution Oh yeah? Well shut up slave In tonights Fox Focus, the New York National Guard has been part of missions around the world but they also have a very important one right here at home It's to keep drugs off our local streets Their technology and training is now free to local police departments and agencies if they want it As FOX 23's Kristen Laman explains no one has been turned away If they ask for help

1:51:27 Dust and desert the images most equate with the New York National Guard on the front lines in the Middle East fighting the war on terror These images are pictures of another fight, a fight here at home. The war on drugs is an ongoing war our people are committed to this fight and it's a domestic fight they firmly believe in it the New York National Guard's counter drug task force providing not only the people but the equipment law enforcement may need to make drug arrests and seizures we can go right on the scene with this or into a car you can sniff around with it or you can take a swab of a surface and put it into the machine, and it'll tell you what it is. Using ionization counter drugs machines can detect chemicals explosives narcotics on money weapons even fabric a simple swab can tell you if that surface had contact with those substances

1:52:18 Nothing. And a simple sweep of an undercarriage or scan of the car can help find drugs or weapons being brought- This thing is amazing by the way, you drive up onto like a little bridge and then this... This thing scans your car for drugs and weapons What is going on here? And it's operated by the military! Inskinectity It's a test only a test But they keep it to Canadians. They must be expecting an invasion from Canada! I agree with you, it is unconstitutional the National Guard...I think is not allowed to do this They can be called out in certain situations that are emergency situations. As a routine... Schenectady, schenectady! As police I think this is completely illegal but the thing is what is this gear? What are they trying to sell us now? What piece of crap or is there local municipalities who have no money there's no tax income coming in. Well they're saying that it's free and the National Guard is... It's free bull! Yeah free once

1:53:19 It's free! You borrow it. It's like a sample, try it hey man why don't you take that home and smoke that and if you want some more free come back to me okay? And by the way there is this unknown fact has been studied all money has traces of cocaine on in the United States almost all the money in circulation So go to jail, slave! You got coke on you. Basically pull anybody over and swab your money and you're gonna get some traces of cocaine and you're gonna be thrown in the slammer that sounds like what's going on but they're also looking for your guns this is also a gun thing I'm sure it oh yeah they want make sure he had no guns then it's perfectly legal to carry a gun in your car as long as

1:54:06 as long as you have a license and uh... as long as the uh... someplace you don't even need a license not all states require a license for gun about four hours ago visible damage well yet they could carry a skid seal weapon that's when did specific doesn't need a license so you can do in carrie even california you can have a a gun in your car is one of the uh... ammunition is not loaded it i don't know if that's true idea why i thought it looked at a political I thought it could be loaded. Oh, no i don't think it can be loaded. I think if its in a holster and visible it can be loaded. Um... not sure about that. Well of course nobody knows because nobody discusses these things

1:54:45 We have to get some of our gun people to come in and say, well what's the deal? Actually what we'd like is a grid. Somebody out there who is an NRA person that knows all the details. We've got a guy that works at Apple... A big giant grid would be handy for people to have where they could post it. Yeah one of our producers is an engineer at Apple And he's an open carry guy Yeah, he would know all that stuff. He would know he'll tell me he'll tell me alright Let me wind up on two lighter notes John We as we were discussing earlier the DNA and makeup of mice is very similar to To the human DNA correct yeah well it's similar enough that you can test drugs on mice oh good Well, we have a very important study done in Gitmo Nation East female mice by deleting one gene can be turned lesbian hmm

1:55:38 Professor Park now hopes to investigate whether the never heard of lesbian mice Well, this is the simple procedure Causes the modified mice to reject the advances of their male counterparts and attempt to mate with fellow females That would be pretty lesbian to me. By the way This has got to be a joke that he's gotta be a gag The gene is called in the onion know it's the telegraph Same thing. Researchers found that disabling the FUCM gene, which influences the levels of estrogen to which the brain is exposed caused the mice behave as if they were males as they grew up Professor Park now hopes to investigate whether the enzyme produced by the gene Fucos mutarotase

1:56:29 has any influence on human sexuality but he conceded it may be very difficult to find willing volunteers. Well then she come to San Francisco No, no he needs straight women to test it on His most recent findings have been published however in the BMC genetics journal so yeah you know I love it I love all this this is a great test this will help humankind who's paying for this research? This is stupid. Alright, and I will make you happy by playing you a montage of CNN's Wolf Blitzer. Wolf Blitzer recently was on a Celebrity Jeopardy episode for those who don't know Jeopardy is...I think it's around the world now Jeopardy. Hell yeah! Where you have to answer in the form of your question

1:57:13 And he lost $5,000 and here's a montage of his answers. Yay for Wolf Blitzer! Here is the host of The Situation Room, journalist Wolf Blitzer. The name of this pasta similar to penne means little mustaches doesn't sound so tasty now. Wolf? Put as fettuccine? No. King David and Jesus both hailed from this town. Wolfe What is Jerusalem? No. An accused person in court along with his counsel, Wolf. But as a defendant? Nope! From a larger work...Wolf. Annotated? No. Add one of this five letter word that refers to an economic crash and the fear-driven rush to sell. Wolf. What is a crash? Nope. Wolf things have not worked out as well as you would hope for I'm sure.

1:58:13 What a douchebag! That's funny. Half of those things are quite easy to know He didn't know any... what is the defendant? I thought it was defendant, what is that? Plaintiff. Plaintiff of course plaintiff And then there was Nazareth, thats where he came from Yeah Nazareth and what was the pasta? I think its rigatoni but im not sure Rigatoni yeah It was the, yeah rigatoni. I thought it looked like a bow tie Yes exactly. Which may not be right but that's what comes to mind But it wasn't definitely, it wasn't fettuccine Fettuccini? The guy can read prompter okay He is not a journalist he doesn't...he did green screen when you pretended to be in Iraq Pfff douche Alright well at least I had something funny for you there at the end

1:59:02 So, um... I don't know. Yeah that was good! Yeah, I think we better get out of here while we're still ahead- While people are still thinking of Wolf Blitzer. I gotta look up Rigatoni now. I was thinking there's a report that maybe I could play at the end of the show There was something long and funny That was too long What was? The one you were talking about, the 10 minute CB radio thing. No no not that it was something else. We got Sunday coming up! Yeah big show on Sunday and it's a big day for the world. Sunday yeah because we got the big match. Oh right yeah we have Spain I'm sorry

1:59:41 We have Spain winning so they don't riot in the streets. Yeah, that would be fantastic I think it's gonna be by a big score That'll be my bonus prediction You say bonus prediction big score I say penalties and they choke The Dutch choke on penalties You might nail it because the way that Spain plays is to not score anything Either side it right yeah, that's the easiest way to rig it Yeah And then you have zero zero and then you blow it at the end and that's the easiest way to rig it But I still would like to see the Netherlands punished Because they can't put a government together get back on track for the EU You guys are not on board with the program Get the Christian Democrats run in the Ministry of Justice so we can have our government already Okay. All right coming to you from Gitmo Nation West The People's Republic of California In the morning I'm Adam Curry Hello? Hello

2:00:37 John? John, did I lose you at the very end of the show? Apparently. Can you get me now? Yeah say goodbye! Yeah Dvorak here North of Silicon Valley next Sunday see ya then! Right here on NOAHgenda