Topic: Dame Vigilante

A formal knighting ceremony is conducted using a mechanical ratchet sound effect to induct dozens of new Knights and Dames. New inductees include Sir Brian of London, Dame Vigilante of the Swampy Federal City, and Sir Ducifer. The ceremony concludes with a traditional humorous list of "requisite" party supplies and instructions for new knights to claim their physical rings via the No Agenda Nation website.

The hosts formally knight and dame dozens of producers, granting them unique titles such as "Sir Brian of London," "Dame Vigilante of the Swampy Federal City," and "Sir Big Johnson of the Hudson Valley." This extensive ceremony marks the conclusion of the 10th-anniversary special.