Topic: Reverend Manning

23 chapters across the catalog

chatJCD
Episode 1788 2:51:55 - 2:54:30

1788: chatJCD

Nuclear Reactors on the Moon and NYC Mayor Race

NASA is fast-tracking plans to put a nuclear reactor on the moon by 2030 to compete with similar efforts by Russia and China. In New York City, Reverend Manning has entered the mayoral race with a unique platform focused on banning "horse hair" (braids and extensions) in hospitals and restaurants for hygiene reasons.

Golden Poop
Episode 1742 3:57 - 5:39

1742: Golden Poop

Reverend Manning, Elon Musk and Donald Trump

Reverend Manning returns to public commentary with a rhythmic critique of the relationship between Elon Musk and Donald Trump. Manning claims Musk's $280 million contribution to the Trump campaign has resulted in total ownership of the President. The commentary characterizes Trump as a puppet who "jumps" at Musk's command, marking a return to Manning's long-standing opposition to the Trump administration.

Nurse Injector
Episode 1741 6:24 - 7:43

1741: Nurse Injector

Reverend Manning Criticizes Elon Musk's Oval Office Etiquette

Reverend Manning returned to public commentary to criticize Elon Musk for wearing a black t-shirt and a hat inside the Oval Office. Manning contrasted Musk's attire with the tradition of Ronald Reagan, who reportedly never entered the office without a suit jacket. The commentary labels Musk "Elon the Monkey" and suggests his refusal to remove his hat signifies a lack of respect for the presidency and the Constitution.

Pentacon
Episode 1015 1:16:51 - 1:21:19

1015: Pentacon

Al Sharpton Gaffes, Reverend Manning Money Shot

A compilation of Al Sharpton's teleprompter struggles and verbal gaffes is played at a donor's request, including mispronunciations of political figures' names. The segment also features "money shot" audio clips from Reverend James David Manning. Donors Greg and Kathy Simunich are acknowledged for their contribution, with a correction provided on the pronunciation of their surname.

10th Anniversary
Episode 976 4:12:56 - 4:16:14

976: 10th Anniversary

Dame Vigilani and the Reverend Manning Pre-stream

Alex Button and a donor from Washington D.C. reach knighthood, with the latter choosing the title Dame Vigilani. She shares an anecdote about her initial confusion when tuning into the show's live stream, which featured Reverend Manning and "mac and cheese" jingles, before eventually understanding the show's format.

Yanking Mics
Episode 965 1:05:50 - 1:08:33

965: Yanking Mics

Baroness Cathy Simunish, Donation and Title Upgrade

Dame Cathy Simunish was upgraded to the rank of Baroness of the Fox River Valley following a $500 donation. The contribution also celebrated her 33rd wedding anniversary with Sir Greg. She requested the "Whippin' with the Constitution" jingle by Reverend Manning to accompany her new title.

Big BRICS
Episode 961 16:16 - 21:55

961: Big BRICS

Reverend Manning, End Times Prophecy and Houston Recovery

Reverend Manning delivers a fiery sermon claiming Hurricane Harvey is a precursor to the "tribulation" and predicting that Houston will never recover. The commentary compares Harvey's devastation to Hurricane Katrina and Hurricane Sandy, suggesting that political and economic instability will prevent the full rebuilding of the Texas coast.

Dealio
Episode 940 1:13:37 - 1:16:48

940: Dealio

Sir Chris Engler Birthday and Father's Day Anecdote

Sir Chris Engler celebrates his 44th birthday with a donation based on specific numerology. Following the donation read, a host shares a personal anecdote about not hearing from his daughter on Father's Day while she was working in Italy, leading to a "microaggression" follow-up and eventual reconciliation.

One Belt One Road
Episode 915 1:29:29 - 1:35:23

915: One Belt One Road

Value for Value Model and Reverend Manning Clips

The hosts recognize associate executive producers Matt Mariotti and Chad Seeker for their contributions. Seeker challenges the community to set up weekly subscriptions to ensure the show's longevity. The segment concludes with a clip from Reverend Manning discussing Kellyanne Conway and "jungle fever," which the hosts use to illustrate their "money shot" ISO.

The Great Clip Show
Episode 822 2:23:32 - 2:29:15

822: The Great Clip Show

Reverend Manning, Obama as Son of Satan, Fox News Sellouts

Reverend James David Manning delivers a fiery sermon labeling Barack Obama the "son of Satan" and accusing Fox News of selling out to the administration. Manning claims Bill O'Reilly and Rupert Murdoch cut a deal to suppress the "birther" issue in exchange for keeping their broadcast licenses. The hosts analyze Manning's "deconstruction" of the media landscape and his critique of the Tea Party.

Trump Head
Episode 795 1:46:29 - 1:50:53

795: Trump Head

Dutch Dominatrix and Reverend Manning Clips

"Sir Upper Decker" from Carlsbad announces that his "Dutch Dominatrix" partner is pregnant with their fourth child, while Marvin Britain of Bellevue, Nebraska, requests a specific sequence of audio clips involving Hillary Clinton and Reverend Manning. The hosts discuss the "human resource" terminology for children and play various requested jingles for their high-tier donors.

Mental Defectives
Episode 788 1:52:37 - 1:54:58

788: Mental Defectives

Eagle Scout Recognition and Reverend Manning Rap

A listener's son, Steven, is congratulated for achieving the rank of Eagle Scout. The segment includes a "de-douching" ceremony and a play of the "Reverend Manning Rap" as requested by the donor. The difficulty of obtaining the Eagle Scout rank and the tradition of receiving letters from politicians are discussed.

Solution Space
Episode 730 1:04:19 - 1:07:38

730: Solution Space

Dame Peggy Brittan, Reverend Manning and Class-a-cution

Peggy Brittan is elevated to a Damehood under the title "Dame Ya Know." The segment includes a requested audio montage of Reverend Manning, featuring his "Class-a-cution" and "Whoop Obama" catchphrases. The hosts discuss the listener's request for a specific combination of Manning clips.

Law of the Jungle
Episode 563 2:19:55 - 2:27:27

563: Law of the Jungle

Reverend Manning, Mia Marie Pope, Obama Allegations

Reverend Manning interviewed Mia Marie Pope, who claims to have known Barack Obama as "Barry Soetoro" in Honolulu during the 1970s. Pope alleges that Obama was a "pathological liar" and was well-known within the local gay community. She further claims he associated with older men to procure cocaine, though critics note her use of the term "freebase" may be technically inaccurate for that time period.

Huge Samoan
Episode 541 2:36:24 - 2:39:40

541: Huge Samoan

Al Sharpton Flubs, Reverend Manning on Obama

Al Sharpton is mocked for a teleprompter error in which he referred to Ted Cruz as a "US Senator from birth" while discussing Cruz's Canadian birth certificate. This is followed by a clip of Reverend Manning delivering a fiery critique of President Barack Obama, claiming the President "failed" despite being given the Nobel Peace Prize and the presidency.

Wonderful Marinade
Episode 423 2:34:13 - 2:38:29

423: Wonderful Marinade

Reverend Manning on Obama and Show Q&A

The hosts play a clip of Reverend Manning from Harlem, who delivers a fiery sermon characterizing President Obama as the "son of Satan." Manning argues his opposition is spiritual rather than political. The hosts also announce an upcoming Q&A episode (200.6) and encourage listeners to submit questions about the show's history and terminology.

Episode 414 1:41:57 - 1:49:35

414: Thingamajig

Listener Donations and Submarine Service Corrections

Various listeners are thanked for their donations, including a request for a Reverend Manning remix and a correction regarding a donor's service on a nuclear submarine. The hosts clarify that they do not have the staff to manage complex accounting for "nighthood" funds and ask donors to track their own totals. Issues with PayPal canceling recurring donations are also addressed.

Apes on iPads
Episode 388 2:34:30 - 2:41:14

388: Apes on iPads

Whoop Am Ron Premiere and Show Outro

The show concludes with the premiere of "Whoop Am Ron," a musical remix by Nick featuring Reverend Manning's rants about Ron Paul. The hosts promote the website whoopamron.com and encourage listeners to support the show's value-for-value model. The episode ends with the remix playing over the final sign-off.

Episode 382 1:38 - 3:19

382: Apathy Syndrome

Reverend Manning Musical Remix and Production Credits

A musical remix featuring Reverend Manning shouting about the Constitution and Barack Obama is played for the audience. The hosts credit an anonymous producer for the 30-second track and discuss its high production quality.