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00:00 It could have been a guy from Silicon Valley, but it looked like an orangutan. Adam Curry John C Devorah and Sunday March 4th 2012 time to get my nation media assassination episode 388 This is no agenda Exposing the techno experts from Camp Mofo in the capital of the drone star state Austin Tejas in the morning everybody I'm Adam curry or times charm from here from northern Silicon Valley. I'm John see DeVorah crack bottle I've pressed record now so only the stream heard that wonderful conversation about and we're talking about No, please don't start it over. Please let's not think you have a two-inch amp Yeah, it's because I got a two incher and that's all they need to know that's all he's got a two-incher That's about it. That's all we have

00:53 Straight into fighting evil ladies and gentlemen in the morning to you John C. Dvorak in the morning to you Adam curry and into more in Into the morning all ships at sea and boots on the ground if he didn't the air into the morning, then hello chat room No agenda stream calm good to see everybody charged up and ready to go And they're good to see lone squirrel is in the chat room was kind of wondering He's in Paducah Paducah can put the paduka well not much anymore That's kind of like this. It's kind of like the center of all these tornadoes Oh When you see Paducah, Kentucky on on the news I'm like yeah most people think huh? I think lone squirrel dude is gonna be okay and I will say that just as a little a little opener just a teaser of what is to come and

01:50 We played this clip of which I have taken excerpt one week ago today and i said there was messaging in it, and this of course is from the compromised ABC News source who brought in some kind of expert. And here's what he said about the price of gasoline. $4.99 outside Yosemite National Park, the lowest prices in Wyoming three dollars twenty seven cents in Casper and according to experts six dollar gas is a real possibility this summer Six-dollar gas is probably one well placed hurricane and one tiny little bit of supply disruption away Some So they opted for the tornadoes instead of the hurricane

02:33 But we certainly got the supply disruption as well with the Saudi pipeline. Where's it? Oh yeah, the Saudi thing was... Here you go! An explosion in Saudi Arabia has destroyed the pipelines feeding one of the most important oil hubs in the world The major pipeline starts and ends at Ras Tanrua Oil Terminal The main pipeline carries nearly 6 million barrels of oil each day Pictures obtained from the internet show the pipeline on fire with flames shooting over 15 meters high. The crude is exported to Western and Asian markets, the cause of the explosion is not known yet. Come on guy. This doesn't have anything to do with pipelines, does it? No not at all. To its highest level in 10 months following reports of an explosion hitting Saudi oil pipeline. Just listen to what the guy says. At nearly $127 per barrel. Meanwhile West Texas Intermediate is trading above a hundred and nine dollars a barrel last week oil prices rose to a nine month high due to Iran's cutting of crude exports

03:33 So they're doing a good job. Yeah, they're setting up a short big one monster You know I don't I'm not so sure if they're gonna do the short this time oh they always do well eventually But I don't think you're gonna get you to hire it goes in when it starts too short Because it's like a falling knife like they like to call it It'll just really go down so we get back down to 40 bucks I've been reading this book and this is something for the no agenda book club. It's called A Century of War Anglo-American oil politics and the new world order written by F William and in ang dahi and as a link in the show notes it has been so I've really been just focusing on history In the past couple of days, and if you really go back. I mean everything just all politics Politics banks oil or hydrocarbons that's it there's nothing else nothing else interesting in the world

04:33 Except you people, you cannon fodder who use it. And it's really fascinating to see how Anglo-American oil politics really was responsible for the Weimar Republic and this seems like a repeat actually what we're seeing now John and this maybe comes into your cycles Of the two things actually, I think we might be able to compare this to the 72 oil crisis. Let's just say it wasn't a quick short, it was you know the falling knife but it was a 72-73 oil crisis to be ended like 79

05:16 So let's see, 72 and since it is a 40 year cycle I can't do the math. What is that? You're asking the alpha male. Hold on a second. So I do 2012... hold on where's my calculator Oh, it opened up iCal. Thanks Apple! Calculator! I think you already passed up your answer... So ummm....I thought this was interesting there's a letter that went out from one of these women running against Feinstein and she is just documenting one thing after another her main documentation is this guy cheat Stephen Chu By the way its exactly 40 years 2012 OH WOW! It's exactly forty years Yeah

06:01 Stephen Chu is the douchebag of energy, right? He's the Secretary of Energy. The secretary of douche-baggery. Yeah! And he says... When asked by Representative Nunley whether the Obama administration wants to work to get gas prices to come back down, Chu replied that they're not focusing on that and higher gas prices mean more of a push for alternate energy sources than the administration wants to push. Oh bullcrap And then he went on and on and said that he thinks that we should be paying what, of course this is all Republican propaganda. We should be paying what the Europeans pay for gasoline to even things out! Really? Awesome?! That's what Chu said!? Yeah! Fire that guy! What a horrible thing- He puts high gas prices so you could ask him- Well listen to this in 1972 uh...the price of oil quadrupled

06:51 Right? It went from like two bucks to... I think it was like, was it two bucks or no. It's like 20 buck wasn't it? No! No-no-no. It's really they can make a profitable too. They can do whatever they want actually. Yeah just pumpin' crap. Right so it quadrupled and essentially he is asking to quadrupled. It seems like the same playbook and that is actually really good because that will start enormous recovery for the banks Who are in so much trouble right now? They basically overextended printed too much money and made a whole bunch of you know bull crap stuff and And if we can do this with with oil prices then all that all those petrodollars come flowing back So it's it's kind of the only way the banks can go historically speaking. Well, we'll see Whatever the case is this true guy as an idiot No, he's just a shill no wouldn't say he's uh yeah, it's just a shill I

07:50 Yeah, just like you can't be an idiot. Yes if your shill you're a smart guy No I think these guys are actually pretty smart. I think choose pretty smart. I don't know yeah, that's the chew on that one by everybody now so I was watching Pierce Moran and he had because he had Ron Paul on and Actually it was quite boring the Ron Paul part but he started off with a clip from Rick Santorum who am now convinced is someone on the inside is advising him who listens to this show. Yeah, have you heard? Listen to this. No I... Listen to this. Ten states across the country voting. Listening to Rick Santorum today on his strategy for The Big Day

08:35 I've said from the very beginning, this is an episode of survival. We just need to stay on the island not get voted off keep plugging stay on message and have hopefully the grassroots of a conservative movement support us Don't get voted off isn't that what we keep saying don't get voted off? Don't get voted off the island. Then turn around there's some other episodic survival meme at play. But our producer Kelly, she and her husband they made a couple Santorums the other day As we know, Santorum's is the frothy drink you just love to make. Have you tried it yet? Yeah I've been wanting to make a video of doing it at the office. You can do it! I can have it produced. Right so this is... I could just do with a small camcorder and put on YouTube Let me recall the recipe It's uh... you chop up a peppermint patties yeah you don't really have to chop them too much. You take a peppermint patty

09:31 some vodka and some creamed cacao. For extra frothy? And you throw it in the blender, and you let it rip! I haven't done one yet but just by thinking about...I'm sure tastes good but just by thinking about the ingredients I think probably does froth up look like a glass full of turds So she actually while she was high on Santorum figured out the true genesis of his why because neuro linguistic programming. Okay, so we are now why don't you just explain what you know? We've been following his his Why Because for a while it just yeah he uses it on you in a very unusual manner that once you catch it you can see you hear all the time

10:22 he will be talking about something and then he'll just throw in almost as though it's one word, why because? And then go on with some explanation which sounds like it has something to do with what he was just talking about but when is analyzed carefully its kind of like...it's almost non-sequitur. He doesn't necessarily continue talking about the main point but he brings in some propagandistic Probe it's just hard to explain it but the people that have discussed with us have told us that when you'd It is a moment where you can just it just confuses the brain for Just a split second enough so that you can speed them to listen or some bogey Bogota of information right or something that convinces them That they should be thinking in certain way. Well, I think there's also a deep-rooted neuro linguistic trigger programmed into this why because

11:14 And when she, when Kelly sent me this clip I'm gonna play a couple seconds of it Generations of Americans have linked these two words together to a very special message Oh it's time to say goodbye To our company, M.I.C See you real soon Why? Because we like you. What do you think I think there's something to it so who sent that in Kelly Kelly is a genius that's what I'm like oh my god you nailed it that's exactly what it is nailed why everybody over the age there's a certain age though of course this is a group that he that follows him but

12:13 They still use this the Mickey Mouse. They don't even still have the Mickey Mouse Club anymore do they? That's where Britney Spears and yeah, she's old I mean just not once the last time they did a Britney anywhere from I think was it Christina Aguilera No no hello hello welcome to the 21st century Justin Timberlake He's not old He's not a kid, he's not on the Mickey Mouse Club. He was! The other one is Miley Cyrus which was the Roselle Zappelman. Yes hello another one yeah now come on here Mickey Mouse club let's just say there's no Mickey Mouse Club yes it isn't over No there isn't Mickey Mouse Club absolutely Mickey Mouse Club of course there is they're mousketeers

13:03 Yeah, the Mickey Mouse Club. Wikipedia's got the whole thing. Yeah we have to... Big run was between 55 and 59. Well yeah duh but uh let's see syndication 1990s revival as long as you've got the 1990s people in there that's good because you know that's where the voters are now so I think now they call it the Mickey Mouse clubhouse but it's the same thing No, it's not. It was a daily TV show that was on Kids Could Watch Dude! They have a whole freaking channel now called the Disney Channel Ah this is true but do they show any Mickey Mouse stuff? Yes! I don't think so This is the millennials man Christina Aguilera

13:53 Yeah, I know all those great stars came over. It's a great start. What? John back on Ryan Put Johnson to watch it means everybody Jessica Simpson yes realize she Yes, oh no she didn't make out of the show She was at finalist Justin Timberlake Yeah man, so anyway the point is well made. It's a cancellation in 1994 that's when it ended so you're living in the past which almost is eight years ago yeah hey wait a minute what am I thinking 18 years ago? The point is that it is embedded into people psyche at a very very deep level why because we like you and if you go to Disneyland you'll hear it everywhere

14:39 So anyway, I think it's great. This is the kind of work that I love from our producers and I want to especially thank Robert Leather and Willem Tromp who contribute to knowagenthenewsnetwork.com they've been just been doing such a stellar job you know I check into no agenda news network calm probably every hour and you know these guys are not only listening to the show but they're really doing some research that you cannot get anywhere else certainly not aggregated into one place we can just it's just jumping off the page

15:16 The stuff those guys do is great. Well, on the topic of that I want to thank a few of our executive producers Let's do it So we have uh... A good number people had jumped on the 3333 bandwagon at the last minute couple of them Good this was yesterday Yesterday was 33 exactly Yeah so we got four real executive producers that will be also members of the 333.33 club Samuel O'Brien in Auckland, Australia. Upstart the guys that build stuff in the only night with four penises would like to... What?

15:57 We'd like to donate 3333 so the best podcast in the universe doesn't have to go back to one show a week as there's way too much whooping to be done. Oh yeah, we got some whooping to do later in the show by the way these are the guys no agenda will keep the faith and we thought we'd celebrate the ruthless efficiency in which you assassinate the media by playing the top Australian music producer by the name of Nick to remix honorable homophobic Reverend Manning's classic Ron Paul rant Which will have a premiere at the end of the show. Yeah, so these guys donated not only did they donate 3333 They had a top remix or remixed this and I have to say it's pretty awesome They did a video for it They got a website for it which I'm not gonna tell you yet because otherwise It won't be a premiere on the show and then no one will be listening to us There's always that thing called a preview So that's not true. You mean a tease?

16:49 Yeah, tease. Do you want a tease? Is that what you're asking for? Well people will turn over there and then we'll lose five minutes of the... There's your little tease. Well we already know that part. Scott Hankel sir Scott Hankel Sunland California 3333 like special karma shout out to my wife and I on our first home purchase! Yay! You're pursuing it. It's been a long time coming, pray that sellers select our offer over the many others they've received by the way thanks for all the other karma shoutouts you've done for us and a lot of good luck has come our way because of it! And special thank-you to all the hard work you and Adam do to make it best podcast in universe so give them a shoutout of karma. You've got Karma

17:34 Anonymous there in Bridgewater, New Jersey. 3333 a citizen's another drunk donation or am I feeling extra happy on my birthday? A little bit of both, but since I got some karma built in having been born on 3-3 surely have got some time to spare. Karma and money are the best podcasts in the universe last year's unsolicited karma backfired in many more ways than I can say but I figured it was because that already received value enough for my donation before I'd made I think i'm getting better donation wise since then so i'm actually going to ask for karma enough to live through one more year Your hands John and Adam well unfortunately we only know karma to work for a week Good luck, but here it is You've got Karma Stretch let us know in a year

18:29 Matthew Wittering Bedford Bedfordshire 333 33 and I don't know if we have a note from him. I don't I don't see a note either Let me take it quick look into the I don't think so wittering into the email and just emails the emails Oh He said yeah here is okay, he says he sent something in yikes You dirty box-erd disbelieving media assassinations. Last week I was in the San Francisco Gitmo Nation West playing a game I like to call Spot Dvorak, I didn't see him! So no on the spot donations. People go to San Francisco and try to spot you? Is that what is that's new game? It's a new game, Spot Dvorak. However bequeathed some of 33333 in the third day of the third month hopefully there'll be super cosmic planet alignment karma

19:21 He opted out the body scanner and SFO so he could be carefully scrutinized. When I arrived at the checkpoint, I removed my laptop from my bag and emptied my pockets of everything save my original no agenda challenge coin number 58. As I made a path towards metal detector, the TSA douche monkey waved me towards pervert machine. I stopped and said in best English public school boy accent, excuse me sir! I would like to opt out The grumpy old bastard of a TSA agent standing in front of me retracted the cordon prevent you from walking through the metal detector like the bouncer with a velvet rope. The TSA agent said, okay then screamed This was repeated down the line

20:11 Wow, this is a good story. I walked through the metal detector and was hemmed in by the x-ray scanner Everyone in the line queuing to pass through the naked body scanner expression was what the fuck you can do that? You couldn't opt out? Especially one gormless teenage boy! I stood there feeling totally smug with myself and why not This is where it got interesting The old fart from TSA said excuse me sir Why don't you want to go through the scanner? It scares me! GSA agent, what are you a man or a mouse? Really?! What scares you about it? Wow. He replies cancer

21:00 Yes agent. Well, you're probably gonna get more radiation from that extra machine you are standing next to Anyway what do I care? I get paid however we check you Really? He went further to say if your bothered about privacy You should know that we no longer have agents looking at images It's done by software. The space is now used for storage. Personally, I think the comment was bogative he said. Yeah it is. That's bullshit. Software. Where'd that come from? Software...it's just a gingerbread man! Anyway, so after the TSA had identified the three ways in which I'd filled with my effects The three trays. I'm sorry that I filled with my effects to stormtroopers March me through a glass wall was felt like a fish tank and was then asked if I was happy to be searched here I said yes Just to see my experience on the walk over our realize that not removed my challenge coin from the coin pocket Oh No anyway told the second TSA agent when he asked me if I did anything in my pockets saying I have this challenge coin

22:01 hahahah Quickly rolling it through my fingers, I place it in the tray festooned with the contents of my pocket. He should write for a living this guy's good. The agent looked extremely impressed at the coin! I think that contributed to confusing him because he found it difficult to explain how the process from here would take place. Shiny objects confuse them quickly obviously. After this search was complete I was very pleased that I had opted out. I would not have opted out if the scanner had not listened to NO AGENDA I've been a faithful listener to Noah Jenison's episode one and believe wholeheartedly this is the best podcast in the universe. Jonadam's analysis something that cannot be copied or replicated! To see it disappear would be truly terrible." Yeah, I agree. There you go Wow what a great story. Thank you The only other thing i would add Is you should say I will go through the naked body x-ray scanner when your wearing a dosimeter

23:01 That usually gets him thinking. And I always, you know what they say? You notice that Janet Napolitano won't go through one. Yeah exactly your boss Your boss and that's why Woody is scared of a man or mouse. I don't think he says something like that to me. I'd be all over it. Anyway onward Awesome awesome thank you for the support! And now we've got two... wait where's Ed? I'm going to get these are all the rest of our associate executive producers. Oh, okay Ed Chavez in New York it's been a while I donated but after translating a few books I'm now able to send us some Japanese euro style palindrome cash two one three one two I'd like to ask for some karma for the books that worked on so he needs some karma yes absolutely you've got Karma

24:00 GTO 14 days and a caring man. Those are the books looking forward is more freelance work hopefully of future knighthood I'm now over the halfway mark Nikolai Balba in oh in celebration, Florida Wow you know what celebration for it is Uh, drug capital of the world? No. This is that created city that Disney created Oh, that creepyville! I don't know, I think Levittown may be just as creepy but it's a real pleasant place that has its weird... It's just very weird. I've been there couple times and always get a kick out of it But I'm really glad to get out of there $303.12 no offense to you Nikolai

24:49 I guess it's the ending where there are some jokes in there. Well we can play the theme song for... Hello everybody! They're in Celebration, Florida! It's Kool and The Gang Thanks for this great show, been listening from episode one and I'm a total nag no agenda geek. That's a good one yeah haven't donated much other than monthly $5 trickle plan but so here's the major de-douching is in order and of course i can't wait to get my karma give him a combo shot You've been de-douched you've got karma tight on a sundae I would really doubt anyone else from Celebration Florida listens to this show

25:31 Shit, they're too happy. They're all saying why because Joshua Polson Ridgefield Washington 220 sure gall in the chat room Thanks for the best podcast in universe which round me up to an even 500 which makes me a midnight Cute good a lot of puns in here today people are good Please send some karma to the family of Andrew Bart Bart right right mark You've got karma Suzanne Foley art more Pennsylvania 212 12 Howdy Fraken Bankenstein from the wagon of justice at gmail.com coming in from an executive producership Karma would be much appreciated for my upcoming meditation retreats Hopefully I'll get the big E and become enlightened you've got karma Susanne you speak in riddles

26:23 Mitch bid Ron in Long Beach, California two or one dollars and one penny this donation completes my knighthood I would reciprocate the douchebag call out to Patrick Brennan Douche bag But if you'll just finish up his knighthood forget it who would like to throw a little karma at my mom tish Samu Samanza she needs it okay Hand it to her right now mom. You've got nothing like some mom karma We're talking about mom also a PR mention I registered Christians against masturbation calm Redirecting to the no agenda show come on that'll get some frothy clicks

27:07 Give my wife a MILF too, thanks guys. Keep it up Mitch. I'm always looking for that name you know i keep a list of domain names handy for when people say oh so where can i find the show? You know in Texas Rick Perry is an idiot dot com still works but i like Christians against masturbate what was it how could i remember it christiansagainstmasturbation.com i think that'll uh people will remember that one Don in Hawaii at 200 bucks is our final associate executive producer. He's paying his income taxes today to the feds in the state of California and Hawaii, yikes!

27:46 The feds, geez. The feds could use the money more wisely and the state won't fix the potholes in the roads that are getting worse I only travel roads that i know where the potholes are. I got a pothole down on one of these streets down here I keep hitting it I know it's there and I keep hitting it and just a painful one too. Shall I tell you something? We had one pothole here near Comanche Trail three days things patched up and we pay no taxes Yeah, he gets right. But this is what gets me Washington State has got it has no state income tax and they the roads are much better up there Just because when there's a lot of money They just steal the money and it gets so they get so addicted to the stealing that they never do their services

28:32 I get next to nothing for my tax dollar, but you dear people give me a lot of information education and entertainment. I'm sorry you aren't supported well enough do the show three times a week. I sure hope you don't go once a week if so then let it be. I am learning to do without in Hawaii live 10 feet from the high water mark Hold on a second. Uh, it's pretty nice and at 75 he's 75 I can live without a woman fairly well i can do that a lot of things please don't go to one show week this is one thing i would have trouble doing without Christians against masturbation calm yes Okay, very good all right So we want to thank let me give him a karma shot some 75 year old getting laid Karma. You've got karma deserves that I Think so everybody I want to thank all executive producers for helping support this particular show number 388 hell yeah and reminds you to go to

29:28 noagendashow.com, noagendanation.com, dvorak.org slash NA and channeldvorak.com slash NA if you can't get to dvorak.org slash na. Dvorak dot org slash NA Just a few PR mentions besides the domain name forwarding to noagendershow.com which is christiansagainstmasturbation.com So, new one which will be premiering at the end of the show which I'm not going to tell you because otherwise people go and we'll lose him for five minutes watching that video but also Marco and

30:06 What about Marco and Yap? Remember the guys who had the T-shirts on in the South Pole. Oh yeah, those guys! So apparently we missed Marco's birthday somehow during one of our segments so we're very sorry and happy belated birthday to you And they've forwarded a couple domain names to our show site even though we're the douchebags Noagenda21.eu, now forwarding to you. I like that one! I think that is beautiful Also VerenigdeNazis.nl which is kind of an interesting play on words for the Lowlands listeners and then one more which is great for our game show And when you have a domain name That's...I'd have to say that's probably 90% of the work of putting the project together

30:57 So we now have dronehunt.com. Yeah, and I think... Whoa! We just need the game. This is an iPad game? No it's a real televised game. Dude, I think you're right but... No no no it's a televised game You heard me out there developers didn't ya Drone hunt, right. Well the reason why I thought it could be a real game is because we have venue for it. Trying to raise cash to pay off its debts the Greek government pushes ahead with privatization plans and has invited bids for future management rights to the International Broadcasting Center in Athens That vast complex was built for the 2004 Olympics. It includes a shopping center and unused land, it's currently operated by developer which has at least that runs for another 35 years So I'm just dreaming big here

31:45 But we could have drone hunt in the Olympic Village, which pretty much looks bombed out anyway. We have the International Broadcast Center so we have all the gear everything's all set, all the control rooms and that could be the big finale John I'm just dreaming big right? You know it's a worldwide project It's kind of like The Voice only you die by dronage And that could be a big broadcasting studio just there vacant. Yeah, just really just waiting for us to take over. Hi says Kema greetings from Gitmo taco slave living in Sweden www.pagecristo.com is now pointing to the NOAA gender web page I know the name page a Cristo

32:31 P-E-J-E C R I S T O will not make any sense to you, but it is starting to be big and a trendy word for the 2012 presidential election in Mexico. Peje Cristo So we'll just have to wait for that i guess and were ahead of the game! Ahead of the game Also thanks to Matt He set up government drones dot com Thank you for all your hard work That's that's very nice Government drones dot-com. I mean we are the drone kings here, and I don't care what you say so far so far Yeah We're still ahead of the game note from Eric the shill if you are behind on your knowage in the newsletter he now has a

33:18 It's a noagendanation.com slash newsletter is now pointing to the newsletter archives so you can get ahold of that there A big shout out to, I'm not sure who did this let me see someone finally did a video about our it's actually the videos called Why Syria? The Obama Hillary Luce for Clinton Pipeline Wars And let's see, that was uploaded by MSlocator on YouTube. And I'm pointing to that in the show notes as well which is just fantastic. It's a 14 minute video did all the maps did all the work of you know we're just our audio in the background John it was really cool really really cool and finally We've got a little bit of traction now I would have hoped for more promotion for this show but one of our producers who was watching C-SPAN

34:10 producer Matt Zafir and this douchebag from the World Bank was on. Uri Dadouche is actually his name. He's a douche? He's a dadouche! His name is Uri Dadouche. Who's the douche, I'm the douche no you're da douche and so he throws them in the morning which is cool And he actually asked a pretty good question, although he could have put more Noah. I mean at the end of they don't be afraid to say like i've heard discussed on The No Agenda Show something like that you can always throw in but I thought it was interesting because he kind of caught the World Bank douche guy off guard about the policies such as the economic as such are described in the book The Economic Hitmen so here's

35:00 Here's Matt calling in on C-SPAN, on our behalf with a no agenda question with some no agenda promotion and enough to get you listening. A discussion about the World Bank for our next 45 minutes. Uri Dadush from the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace joins us he serves as their international economics program director but you were formerly inside the World Bank? Yes that's right I worked at the World Bank for 17 years and left it about three years ago to join Carnegie. Burlington, Vermont Matt Independent Line Hi in the morning! I'd like to... I love that hi in the morning take your time

35:40 Take your time. This is where he should have said, well on the No Agenda show they explain very clearly that you don't lend the money. You basically put American companies in there In that book he describes maybe intelligence agencies using the World Bank and other

36:19 on international banking funds to perhaps, you know not for the interest of the developing countries but more of a globalist perspective. Now normally I would have ended the clip here John but I thought Dadoosh's answer was actually quite revealing so it is worth listening too We've got yeah any anytime you have an infused flustered. Yeah, okay. You should know substantial amounts of money into an economy that money can be used in different ways. Economists like to say that money is fungible. Okay, we've learned something when we talk about fungible funds! Fungible? Okay I learned something here... Even if it is not dedicated to a particularly nefarious goal

37:13 as you have described. It's just a coincidence! He ends it on a beautiful note here. You can nevertheless create the budget room to do whatever the government wants to do in other areas, that is just part of the game. It's just part of the game? So although low on no agenda show promotion I thought the answer he drew out was pretty good It's all just part of the game. Don't you understand that, stupid slave? Shut up will ya! So thank you for that and thanks to all of the producers around Gitmo Nation who help us out and propagate The Formula And of course our associate executive and executive producers These are real credits They're highly appreciated because this keeps the show rolling two shows a week Obviously if you choose You can just go out and propagate That Formula Our formula is this

38:13 We go out, we hit people in the mouth. It's all game so... Shut up slave! Yeah that's pretty revealing it's just part of the game. That they're trying to help people out I mean what do they think? It's just part of the game man what's your problem don't you get it as part of the game idiot So I got this story other day

38:54 Good if you want to start off with the story of the day. Yeah, I might as well have it We've been versus is done on the morning they have today show and the Morning show on CBS on and I guess the ABC good morning America They've all decided to go to a B team oh And they put these they put us separate shows the same show with a whole different group Like this like the guys just like the backup team wait a minute so is everyone on vacation or no? No, they rather people work five days a week. They're not gonna work another day So this is the weekend team you mean yeah the weekend oh okay gotcha Yeah, so it's the same same format same for me things are saying except that we can't team is I think in some instances And maybe all instances as better as a better team But that's beside the point because you get complacent You know

39:43 Yeah, well that and you don't have to work. I mean it's also easier to work one day a week on a show where you have to get up at four in the morning Hey wait a minute! That...one day a week? Yeah that's right It's better to work one- Especially if we have to get up at 4 in the morning Why are we doing two? We should do one a week Not doing five It's much better So anyway So, but some of this stuff is of course obviously you know promotional and some there's a lot of weird promotional stuff I've noticed. No no you don't say yeah it's weird just the new thing with me that I've decided to do. But anyway but we got some stuff before the next segment to talk about promotionally but play this clip This is like what? Are you kidding me? Also believe or not there's an app for Ape

40:24 An outreach group for orangutans sent iPads to zoos all over the country. The primates are using them to paint and to color, and scientists hope that they'll eventually Skype with apes at other zoos." Wait a minute... We've already completed that technology! I skype with an ape twice a week what are you talking about? So okay What? This is bogus. This is only to draw attention to the iPad 3 rollout, which is Wednesday of the coming week of the iPad 3 so this a bogative story or just bogus it's not really negative and I don't believe because what is an orangutan going to do when they get hold on one these things are gonna start bashing against something No that's not true

41:15 It is true. They're gonna start jerking off that's what orangutans always do jerk off all over it's gonna make a mess It's not gonna be good for the machine, and I don't believe any of this story for one minute Did they have b-roll did they have some video of? orangutans Oh, let me think. Did they? They may have actually had some B-roll of orangutan It could've been a guy from Silicon Valley but it looked like an orangutan Holding the thing and poking it with his finger I might add Let's see... Orangutan iPads. Let me see if i can find this Milwaukee Zoo orangutans are big iPad 2 fans In fact they're threatening to kill their zookeepers If they don't get an iPad 3

42:03 Yeah, and they want the Wi-Fi plus LTE version. They don't want the cheap one. And it has to be on Verizon! Otherwise there's no deal and we're not gonna play nice for the visitors. Yeah that's pretty unbelievable but is it really? I mean my god... Is it really? That's all that it is. There was absolutely no news this week. I feel bad for everyone in Paducah Oh yeah, no the news was... well there's actually a couple different things that were going on that kind of swamped the news. But so I ended up, but there wasn't a lot of stuff on C-SPAN either So I ended up taking a look at some of the new fall what is it? Fall winter programming spring programming, some of these shows The new lineup Yeah Have you... No, not... The best show Can I just tell you can I tell you the show that I like Okay That debuted after the Super Bowl because it hits my gay bone is Smash

43:02 Oh, we watched it finally. What a piece of crap! That is the worst show in the history of... And it's another example of Steven Spielberg cannot do TV It's Glee. It's... Oh, it's a total Glee clone with no humor But the thing that I like because they did something... Wait, wait. You actually let me get my pen Yeah write it down because this premiered after the Super Bowl and Mickey watches this so you know I'm not like gonna... She's in the business kind of So exactly yeah but this is a show for the public They talk about the book Nobody knows what they're talking about The reason why watch this from a standpoint as a television executive and the first two episodes were spot on the money because the glee audience is huge

43:49 And then they did something really bad, they did an episode with no choreographed dancing number. And if you don't do that your ratings tank and low and behold the ratings tanked everyone's like oh! The show is gonna get cancelled... ...and then in the last episode they pulled it back and had a whole bunch of choreographed numbers. It is what the Glee audience wants. Dancing! It's like fame, all that stuff So it has a real shot if they keep the... It has no shot. If they keep the gay dancing alive? Yeah, this is- This has NO SHOT! Listen you I work for ABC and we're kicking your ass in the ratings Mr NBC so what else That's an NBC show! I know. So what did you find? What'd i find? The new lineup well you said you were watching the new line up Well now that got me off to deep end on this horrible show Smash with his phony story

44:43 And it is a bit much to say the least. Well, I think you were missing out on some real programming here Some real winners okay Yeah but of course its cable so you don't have to expect the big numbers that you have to expect on smash Which by the way did get re-upped and they're going to do at least 10 episodes Because they brought back The Gay So what... Do yo know what the number one show is right now? Number 1 show? Number 1 Show! Uh no Jersey Shore Back On Top Oh yeah I knew that Yeah, all right. Here's an up-and-comer Doomsday preppers and by the way before you play the clip yeah I know that word prepper has become anybody and I just negative it's negative Innuendo with this term which also truth or yeah

45:29 Prepper, birther all these things it's all derisive. But prepper is now a term that is actually in the genre and you will see it crop up once or twice when people out there see oh they're preppers as a whole movement talking about these people yeah these people today Donna's having Sunday dinner with her family But she's also got an extra group activity on the agenda. I'm going to take advantage of my family who is all here and do a pandemic drill, which they probably won't like but if i want my family... That by the way is bullcrap! I gotta stop right now Preppers are not preparing for pandemic drills This is meant to ridicule people who are actually preparing for financial economic Armageddon Finish the clip Survive They're gonna have to learn to like it And that's just all there is too it

46:21 Okay guys, we are gonna do a pandemic drill. I would like to watch the ball game! I know you do... Grandpa? Yeah? I would like to watch the ball game Shut up and take some more of your pills get your meds grandpa But i'm going to interrupt you because i want you to do this it's really that important if you go into labor just raise your hand okay I'm raising my hand. It's important for my family to understand... I love the Tinkerbell music too, it's like idiots yes they're idiots yes they're stupid stupid idiots So that is how you produce a show like this? What they need to do during a pandemic so these are the isolation gowns so I want them to participate in drills These can you tell what they are? Hats Not hats

47:14 Feet thingies. Yep, I'm going to give you all a mask And the last thing we're gonna give you are the gloves. This is crazy! This has nothing to do with preppers, this is preparing people for... No no no, this show has got all kinds of different kinds of preppers. This happens just to be the extreme case of some nutball, y'know suburban housewife who's gotten too much time on her hands and she's also a freak and she's got granddaddy grandma living in her house Wait a minute question Is she hot? No. Oh, man! She's a... I mean even if she was hot she wouldn't be hot because of this but finish it up and then we'll just discuss it Do we really need to put them on? Yes you really do Doctors believe that the young may not have immunity to a serious flu virus and therefore will be at a greater risk of infection

48:06 On your mark, get set go! Fast fast fast fast. Every prepper knows that time is crucial in a survival situation Go go go go So Donna's goal is to get her family geared up and their isolation suit as quickly as possible You're like the only kids in the whole universe that are gonna know how to do this During the pandemic there's not going to be any room for error How are we doing? Terrible Oh keep going dad you can do it Dave, you are not taking this seriously. Okay guys we're gonna go out to the front lawn okay let's go come on! Go fast fast fast fast fast In a real pandemic Donna's family would have to wear these suits every time they went outside so they could protect their clothing from germs This is just replicating contagion this is nuts Let's go everybody go

48:56 What channel is this on? I gotta watch this. I was gonna make another list for you, what channel do you think it's on? I think this is on the History Channel Yeah that's what you'd think but history channel if you really look at that does nothing like this or anything even close to it This is a National Geographic Oh of course National Geographic This is phenomenal! What a great show You know that brings me and I'll let you get back to your because it's just a nice little segue into So we have this drivel on television setting you up for Believing that the pandemic is coming cuz look mommy people are preparing Here's what's going on. Now, it's finally hitting the news

49:43 About the the we talked about this on the last show about the swine flu mutating and being passed on This has been tested in the Erasmus University in Rotterdam from ferret to ferret Without the ferrets being in the same cage And of course, we're all gonna die and they actually having serious conversations about this what you're being televised on the news Researchers around the globe are working on a vast against the most deadly type of bird flu, the H5N1 strain. But this collective effort is facing a new challenge The U.S government halted the publication of some of the latest research saying the information could be used by terrorists Yeah! NHK World's Alex Kirst has the story

50:26 Earlier this month, some of the world's leading virologists attended a symposium on the H5N1 bird flu strain in New York. The debate on this issue was heated. So you could have benefits 10 years down the line and that is why it is important to share information with everyone because we never know who will do the right experiment. And if we are wrong the consequences will be so catastrophic that we'll all go back and ask ourselves why did we let it happen? We're all gonna die! Get your shot now. The clip goes on forever, I'm not going to bore you. I will say... You do have a slight problem there in your household

51:10 What the windows are open? No dogs buzzkill jr. Just posted like a whole paragraph of analysis of smash in the in-the-back channel You got it you got to get that boy's like a baseball bat or something Tell them to stop watching that he was watching her with me so they're all complaining about it So these preppers let me tell you we were betting on whether we'd get past 10 minutes Let me tell you some I am a prepper The only thing you need is a shotgun, couple of handguns if you can't get to your shotgun. You won't get on the show? No I don't want to be on the show but if I get bird flu then that-the handguns will be handy to shoot myself so am not gonna walk around with silly looking shoes

51:54 and get some storable food and some gold. Bunny costume they wear, the bunny suit when you go into a clean room. Yeah data centers are clean rooms yeah well data center is not so much as a manufacturing facility where they make semiconductors in one small speck of just miniscule dust particle will ruin you know a chip worth hundreds of dollars So they make you wear these outfits And, you know... You just don't want to go in there and sneeze. Let's put it that way. It'll throw you out fast. Do you have more of this or can I move on? Nah! Just wanted to say this is a show people should be on the lookout for. Was kind of funny because this woman took it so seriously that her neighbor was coming over for dinner

52:36 and she came over after they started their process, so she quarantined her. They put her in the other room with her baby... I'm gonna do this too! ...and put a big sheet of plastic up and they ate in one room and she ate in another. Did you have to take your clothes off? Because that's what I'd do. Hey Maggie! You would be our milky neighbor. Hey Maggie! Prepper Pervert. Oh yes there is new show! New this week on Discovery! Prepper Perverts It could work and watch it. So I've been paying a lot of attention to Syria because you know, um You know obviously you actually threw down the gauntlet at me. I didn't have to do any work There's so much pipeline news I don't want to I want to get into it easily because the techno experts are out in full force and This was very interesting what I came across with some help from the no agenda News Network people No agenda news network comm so first of all let me just say

53:38 that I'm pretty sure i know what's going on in Syria right now. And what you're not seeing on the news is the multitude of reports about French paratroopers and military who are being found there, essentially Have you seen any of this? Have you caught any of this? Not a thing! No, no I didn't see anything It's being repressed Yeah 18 French officers 100 paratroopers captured in homes And so I'm like, wow why are the French in there? And it wasn't that hard to figure out once I discovered that Total. One of the big sisters. One of the seven sisters this is not The Big Sisters is The Seven Sister. I call them The Big Sisters. Yeah you can call whatever you want advertising they are in bed with Gazprom in Syria

54:41 They own a very sufficient stake in des Peck or Despac D easy PC actually 50% and They own all these pipelines that are getting blowed up. So the thinking here knowing that also Gazprom visited Israel this past week, which I found to be very interesting that Gazprom and Total want to exploit the Leviathan fields from the coast of Syria, which would make a lot of sense. What we can't have is that because that totally flies in the face of Hillary Clinton and her big sisters These are the real power behind everything going on

55:37 So what we need to do is obviously We need to destroy everything blow up all the pipelines and if you're interested in you want to follow along three eight eight pipes dot curry.com that's actually where you can see the The project should talk about a minute these stockman project which is a new one another total gas problem so the French and the Russians are in bed together, right? And we need to stop everything from going on in Syria because we have our friend Israel who claim all rights to the Leviathan gas field. So I see this thing on the news and I see the same guy over and over again, this Paul Conroy... Did you see any of this? Yeah, saw some of it. So Paul Conroy is a freelance photojournalist

56:30 I haven't really seen much of his work anywhere actually. If you do a Google search on him, there's lots of news stories about him being a freelance photojournalist and he has been everywhere but i don't actually see any of his work or him claiming to work anywhere except the Sunday Times may have published one or two of his pictures so this guy is interesting to me and he's on with pooper CNN and whenever you're on with Pooper, you're propagating a message. And the words that he uses are very explicit and very specific and I have another interview with Sky where he's doing the same thing and he is in his hospital bed, and he has got a oxygen tube in his nose. He doesn't seem to be that bad though there are no physical wounds, he says he has got a hole on his leg which we don't see any of that but it seems to be quite okay and he is doing interviews left and right with everybody saying the same thing over and over again with the same words.

57:25 In terms of what you saw happening in Baba Amr, a huge pipeline was blown up. So it's not just Homs, it's Baba Amr so they're blowing up pipelines everywhere in these specific places. It's the same pipeline. There is no big pipeline you know there's one spot to blow up Right! But I'm just saying it happens where we have this slaughterhouse and massacre taking place but its really about blowing out the pipelines Syria how does it compare? I would say quite categorically that's the most ferocious and vicious and unnecessary that i've seen. There are actually no military targets within Baba Amr. That is a lie! Of course there is a military target, there is a pipeline in there so it isn't true. All of the intense shelling is directed at the civilian population

58:25 So it's quite a unique situation in Baba Amr. Is it even a war? I mean, is that accurate to call it that? No, I think...I think it would be wrong to call it a war this isn't This is um.. I think the old use of medieval siege and Medieval Siege uh-huh Slaughter Slaughter I would hesitate to use the word War Slaughter In Baba Amr You say its a slaughter Did you hear Pooper prompting him Yes, slaughter. Say slaughter! Slaughter! Say it again! Say slaughter again! Make it better! Absolutely just to slaughter house in there. Slaughter house? Oh yeah, the ante. Slaughter house... It's a very small neighborhood I would say But he is going to compare it with some things which really started to tip me off. Within Misrata at the peak of the shelling there At least people had space to disappear and run and change neighborhoods In Baba Amra there is nowhere to run The area is ringed by snipers

59:21 So any attempt at leaving the neighbourhood is met by accurate sniper fire. The buildings are low, single story buildings generally. They can't withstand the heavy artillery that's being fired into them so... Now let's go over to the Sky interview where he starts to tell us a bit more about himself and who he really is. Arriving in Homs we arrived in the evening. This is him actually in his bed. Generally quiet in evenings and that's the only time any movement can be achieved Come 6.30 every morning, religiously it's almost a psychological attack. So already he is preparing you to be indoctrinated, psychological attack? At six o'clock the shelling starts and I mean...I've worked in many war zones. I have never seen or been in shelling like this. It was systematic. Umm..I'm an ex-artillery gunner so I can't... Oh! He's an ex artillery gunner

1:00:17 That's interesting. I didn't realize that so here follow the patterns They're systematically moving through neighborhoods uh-huh with Munitions that are used for battlefields this is used in a couple of square kilometers, so he knows all about the munitions I mean he quite seems quite schooled in this it's Unfathomable how they can get this sustained barrage and I mean we understand that were journalists We've seen it all before them men women and children cowering in houses are just beyond shell-shock I mean this is... And completely indiscriminate. Absolutely, prompting completely indiscriminate right? Yes leading the witness. There are no targets in Baba Amra except for the pipeline The Free Syrian Army they're purely to bring in bread and to stop the ground assault which They're just bringing bread John

1:01:13 It's just, I'm hey! I got some bro- Oh you shot me man. All i'm doing is bringing in bread Over the last week the intensity of the bombardment has increased So he now was saying bombardments which to me means that somethings coming from the sky but that could just be...I might be reading too much into it Daily daily daily The troops are trying to push in and its an attempt at massacre and I mean its Its horrifying Massacre? Massacre I think thats the part we're seeing You know, once the cameras are gone. Ah now he is very important he does this in both interviews as they are now um God knows what's happening it's any talking now is too late we don't know so now We don't know it's once the cameras the cameras are all gone So now we don't know The time for talking is actually over now

1:02:02 Massacre and that the killing massacre is it full tilt yes, massacre unfortunately They're coming up to me saying where is the help people brought me? You know half a baby in and someone brought him half a baby uh-huh insane save my baby Where's the help and I have no answer. I don't know how we can stand by And watch this comes out war compare it a massacre massacre Massacre. It's a complete failure in years to come we're gonna sit and we're going to go how did we let this happen under our nose? And The big problem now is Holmes was well organized as regards media. We could get the YouTube clips out, we man- We got the YouTube clips out? Interesting! We got the YouTube clips out so he was in there already getting the YouTube clips out? It sounds like it Once Holmes has gone I could not communicate with a ton of hammer So um at the end uh...I get a little bored myself but at the end He starts comparing it to Sebrenica

1:03:01 To all you know all these other pipeline wars so and there's pictures of him which you can find in the show notes 388.na shownotes calm hanging out with the the Libyan rebels smoking cigarettes laughing having a good time So this guy was quote smuggled out and of course he was smuggled out because he has now become the spokesperson for saying look it's over, it's a massacre. It's a slaughterhouse He is on every single news station everywhere. He's like we've got to go in This is it you know I have experience I know what I'm talking about so who got him out? This was what was very interesting On the BBC on The PM show

1:03:42 They had this guy named Rikin Patel, and he is the CEO of Avaz. Have you ever heard of Avaz? A-V-A-Z I don't think so. So Avaz is a very interesting group, in fact let him explain what Avaz is. Avaz is a new global web movement just launched a few years ago that's rapidly grown to 13 million members all across the world and... Had not heard about this! We fight for uh to close the gap between the world we have and the world most people ever want on poverty human rights and climate change In response of the Arab Spring protests our members donated millions of dollars that were used to purchase satellite modems and telecommunications equipment. OOOH!

1:04:21 Sounds like techno expert to me. Let's continue to listen. ...that were smuggled into a number of countries including Syria and established citizen journalism networks that were able to break the blackout that regimes are trying to place on these protests... Okay, so this is the satellite modems equipment and everything was brought in? This is one of the organizations it does that! So let's listen before we analyze this company What role did you have what can you tell us about Paul Conroy move from Homs to Lebanon Paul was part of an evacuation attempt of four journalists from Baba Amr. And in the midst of the attempt, the column was cut in half by shelling and sniper fire. The three journalists were forced to turn back Paul was able to go ahead In the course of doing that 3 activists were killed with Paul and 6 activists were killed So wait a minute First they were smuggling in satellites and modems Now they're like on the ground? Boots on the ground? Their guys are getting killed What kind of mercenary outfit is this? In the group returning to Baba Amr Our group played a communication support role

1:05:22 role providing a hub by which activists inside Bob Armour could coordinate with those outside because it's quite you don't think that by any chance he's like coordinating with the US strike forces and drone shellings do you I mean that's not possible is it complex operation with many stages to coordinate. That's a significant loss of life in the part of your activists they obviously saw it as important to try to get these journalists out Absolutely. We've had over 50 activists volunteer to participate in this and 23 of them have been killed There's a cordon, a noose around Baba Amr right now consisting of snipers and literally a trench that the Syrians have dug And shelling, they're shelling in a horseshoe formation Horseshoe formation?

1:06:06 This guy knows a lot of military jargon and tactics. I have no idea what that even refers to The horseshoe formation is when you want to drive someone out, You shell in a horseshoe and basically your leaving a hole for people to retreat That's what a horseshoe formation is. And they braved all of this despite seeing initial activists killed and they did so because these journalists in addition to being wonderfully brave people are witnesses to a crime, they're witnesses to a gigantic crime at the shelling of Baba Amr and a series of clear violations of humanitarian law... He's just saying stuff now right? We have no proof These journalists were witness giving credibility to Paul Conroy. That's why in part why the Syrian activists are so keen to have them tell their story to the world

1:06:50 I'm interested in... You mean the journalists who tell their story? The column you talk about. What information can you give us about what that column involved and how it moved? I have to be very careful about that information because we're hoping that the routes that were taking will still be serviceable, we're still trying to get medical supplies into Baba Amar were still trying to smuggle wounded out and we've gotten over 40 wounded Syrians out in addition to these journalists. There must be increased danger now for the three journalists who remain behind knowing that Paul Conroy is out and safe? The initial attack on the media center was a targeted assassination. The media center, targeted assassination! It was hit not just once it was no random shelling it was hit multiple times and then the locations that the journalists were moved to

1:07:38 repeatedly and steadily shelled hour on hour for days. That is clear evidence that the Syrian regime was tracking movements and targeting these journalists, and that is a crime in itself. In itself! Tracking journalists? And these are all activists... We're not armed gunmen or anything we're just activists. That crime may have had international complicity because a lot of the surveillance over right now is being done by a drone Oh, okay. And to our knowledge the syrians certainly have not been able to build a drone themselves Really or own one and so we I can have a drone for 400 bucks It's got to be coming from russia or from iran actually coordinating these atrocities Do you have any evidence for that?

1:08:19 We don't have any evidence for the coordination, but the drone is there. It's constantly there it appears to be targeting the areas that are being shelled I think common sense would suggest that there's some kind of cooperation going on Okay So as now i'm like now i'm interested this guy sounds to me like he's well funded and he's uh And he's doing things there and he's lying about what his real role is So I go he's well let me still interrupt you so this guy is with the Sunday Times of London. Oh, you mean Paul Conroy? Conroy yeah and you should probably open up the Sunday Times front page right now okay what is that times dot co dot UK TheSundayTimes.co.uk it's different Okay this oh the Sundaytimes.co.uk

1:09:10 And just take a look at his picture there. Oh, he's with some hot babe! He's getting laid too! What do they promise him 99 virgins? I have no idea but she is a very famous country... Oh it's Joss Stone! She's got a blues singer she's a famous singer in the United States. Yeah Joss Stone sure so now they're pulling in the celebrities So he had that. Because I saw pictures of him with his wife who looks kind of Russian if you ask me, so I looked at all this stuff that he's done for the state and it's only really been there for the last couple years and its all been in these horrible situations. He covered Misrada, he covered the Libyan thing and oh! And if you look at his headlines its always somebody said kidnapped wounded photographer escapes

1:09:56 uh... he's a hero to rescue rescue for cut photographer is almost like a trap journalist yeah bodies he's awesome mission impossible in Misurata this is from May of 2011 good one the fight for Misurata human shields thwart rebels cause Now the thing that's kind of interesting is I'm going to look up this other person because he seemed to have had a handler at first. Well, why don't you look at that and let me tell you about this Avaz company? Because this is where... so you're doing exactly what you do in our analysis. You go in and look at the journalists and I go in and read their tax forms. So they are a 501

1:10:39 See, oh hold on a second before you go there the his handler was the one-eyed woman who got killed Of course so authoring all his pieces exactly Makes a lot of sense doesn't it? So I go in and they're a 501c4 company which is very specific Which means they're a nonprofit but they don't have to list their donors. They don't have to say who gives them the money and But this company, uh this organization looking at their 990 the form 990 which they have to file for 2010. They brought in 7 million dollars! I'm like wow seven million dollars from just people clicking a donate button that's pretty darn good and we should know yeah because we're not getting it we're not getting that and then i'm looking at their outflows

1:11:33 And by the way, there's only two people on the payroll. One is this Rick and Patel and I'm looking at their outflows and they're giving money let's see $795,000 a European grants program They it is for advertising and consulting everything is advertising in consulting them like wait a minute What are they doing? And then I look at their actual fees transferred and I see They sent a lot of money to Haiti for the earthquake, Pakistan flood, Tibet blackout South American earthquake. Okay let me continue down on this form 990 Oh here I see they have actually given four grants and others $400,000 to Partners in Health in Boston and one hundred thousand dollars to RES Publica

1:12:33 So I go and check out RES Publica. And gee, guess who's the boss of RES Publica? Rick and Patel! Let me tell you about this guy because there is no bio on this so here it works There is a company called RES Publica And they are funded by the Clinton Foundation, MoveOn.org all of the usual suspects Rick and Patel himself is interesting Canadian and has consulted for the International Crisis Group The United Nations The Rockefeller Foundation

1:13:18 The Gates Foundation, Harvard University, CARE International and the International Center for Transnational or Transitional Justice in Sierra Leone, Liberia Afghanistan Sudan and New York. So this guy is a... New York? Yes This guy is a total shill. This is exactly how it works Partners in Health who they sent $400,000 to Is funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation So the techno experts have set up this front called Avaz And it looks really legit You know its like we're non-profit We're saving the world We're getting the word out We're helping people

1:14:05 But meanwhile, it's really a front for Res Publica which is funded by MoveOn.org the Clinton Foundation This is exactly what techno experts really are And then as their guy as their front puppet they've got this Paul Conroy who now because I guess he's not interesting enough they bring in some MK Ultra star like Joss Stone to get the front page of The Sunday Times And this is all to condition us that we need to go and fly the drones, and I'm sure that drone is not Russian. I'm sure that drone is an American drone, a CIA drone... ...and to go and bomb the crap out of everything in Syria to stop the Gazprom Total Cabal from getting anywhere near the Leviathan Field. That's what this is all about!

1:14:59 Well, I'm not sure that's what it's all about. I think there is another level here because i am not buying the fact that these guys aren't all in bed together...all these oil companies and there are some other...there is a beef that..I don't think we're picking up on the real beef The beef is the French! You've got to watch the French because now you have to go to the Stockman Project. I think what happening John is we just want make complete chaos everybody does at this point but particularly the Russians they love the chaos Because of the Stockman project. This is the one we missed and the stockman project Please go to three eight eight pipes curry calm just so I can show it to you because I think this is where We missed it So knowing that the whole idea is to bring all this gas into Europe from from the south, right? You with me Yeah Are you at the page?

1:15:51 No, I was looking at something else. Go to the page! You were just telling this to the listeners... Now go to the page Give me the page name again 388pipes.curry.com Got it? Uhhh....388pipe i got no 388pipes.curry.com Because this is what we've missed Okay project history? No, Stockman Project Map Open that one up Does it open up the map Yeah Do you see the map? Yeah Okay

1:16:28 Now, this is a very... It made the map smaller by the way. I didn't know it's pointing to the actual map can i tell you Now do you see how this, this is the mother load and then this is where you could see in the project history. This is the mother load for Gazprom. This is the real pipeline while everyone's just focused on what's going on down south. Gazprom and Total these are two companies working together so they're blowing everything up in Syria. This goes from way up there in the cold Russian north and it goes down You see that it passes after goes through st. Petersburg at Petersburg it passes right past Poland This is why they had to kill the Polish government for this pipeline, so this is the real pipeline This is a huge motherlode that started in 2008 and it's those two same companies there That's where the real

1:17:24 Gas is gonna come from and everything else. It's just to make sure no one does anything down in the Mediterranean That's what I think is going on. I think that's what we've been missing and no one's talking about this Well, it's because there's not nothing you can prove but this way know was talking about it. Mm-hmm. No, it's a possibility I get the sense that there's some missing piece of this puzzle because they're just throwing money away with all this and it doesn't do us any good. We're the ones getting suckered into spending a lot of dough, and we're... With these gasoline prices and everything, the way that we are not benefiting as a country. A few elites are, and you always like to think that the public always gets screwed in it shouldn't even be taken into account but I've never believed that. I disagree with you!

1:18:12 we're supposed to benefit as a country at all. This is only about banks benefiting, it's not about the country benefitting." That's fine but then at some point the public has a stake and would like to get some benefits and if the banks are even going to give us loans why are we supporting their efforts that make an extra few bucks which is ludicrous? Well I'm sorry you think you have any influence or anyone cares about what the public thinks that's my point Yeah no that IS your point and I think you're wrong Really? Yeah, you can't keep doing this crap and get away with it. It's been going on for centuries Well the way... well I think two centuries ago there wasn't really a lot of oil action But this has been going on for 100 years ever since the Berlin-Baghdad railway This has been going on forever John! It's always been about this They don't give a crap about people And its not forever, 100 year is not forever Okay

1:19:05 You wanted to you this is how are you gonna argue with me is by saying it's by? You're making you have one 100 years, and you're just your shoehorning everything into it And if it doesn't fit you make it fit I mean you've been talking about pipelines now since show 381 every single show pipelines pipelines pipelines and now you're so focused on it that apparently everything in the world is about the pipelines and I'm not buying it. Not everything in the world is about the pipelines, everything in the world is about who controls the hydrocarbons that that is absolutely what I believe in yes that's what you believe that's why said there's nothing they didn't say and it's not just about pipelines

1:19:51 No, but it's okay. Well let's say hydrocarbons and going through pipelines in the most recent examples and I'm in agreement with about all the oil theories and the fact that these guys are you know dominating world affairs But I don't think every single thing that's going on is only about these pipelines and about hydrocarbon Okay so this is a religious war in Syria? This is what do you what is your theory then? I told you what I thought! I'll say it again...I think we're missing something in this analysis I don't have a theory. I just said we're missing something and you claim that we're not missing anything because you've got it nailed It's possible but it sounds to me like something is missing, a piece of the puzzle is missing Because these oil companies known as the Seven Sisters were always in cahoots with each other Why aren't they now? And then you blame the French They are part of this scam

1:20:38 I don't see how this all of a sudden appeared. Now the French and the Russians are working together? They've always hated each other! They're working together on every single project, what do you...I can't help that they're working together on every single project That's what i say there is something missing from this doesn't make any sense in the logical sense in the scheme of things It doesn't make sense that it's provable they are working together why does have to make any sense Well your saying their working together blowing up No, no. I didn't say that! The American-based oil and gas companies are blowing up Syria and what the Russians have now done is they've said you know what? Different strategy. Screw it blow Syria up, blow everything up make that a big mess

1:21:22 good for gas prices, we're now focusing on way up north and that's where it's all going to come from. That's what I'm saying! Okay here is where your logic breaks down it seems to me Are you telling me they dropped the French paratroopers into the Homs area? To blow-up the pipeline?! No They went down there to protect it Yes Protected from who? From the CIA Al Qaeda guys who were in there trying to blow it up which the CIA sent in So first they tried to protect it. Now why would they do that? Why would they just let the thing blow up if they want to push their oil from shock... They didn't want to! I'm telling you this is a recent development, this is what has changed. Well okay then that's the missing piece I'm looking for. Okay okay lemme

1:22:08 Okay, Russia just said in the United Nations We're backing off go ahead send in help. Did you read about this anywhere? Yes Why because now they don't care anymore They just want it all to explode and make the whole region a mess if they don't care why did even get involved or whether free? Just bail its called It's called changing your strategy It's called... This makes, you're giving me logical nonsense. You say they want the place to blow up yet they're trying to keep it from blowing up No! They tried to keep it from blowing up. They were losing it. Then what is this change in strategy? What's the strategy then? This makes no sense at all to me. You are not giving anything that makes sense Let me try again

1:22:51 The Russians, they have like an octopus coming towards the West. They've got the North Stream, the South Stream... They've got the Stockman, they've got all these different routes. All of them! Then all of a sudden Israel becomes big competition, they're very close. And they're being muscled out by the Americans The French and the Russians are being muscled out of Syria They fight that! They see they're not going to win That's when they say screw it let's make the whole region everything Let's make it all a mess That's what I'm saying

1:23:28 So they're making it a mess by dropping in paratroopers to stop people from blowing up the pipeline? No, no. The paratroopers were part of the try and stopping it! This is before... Oh they've pulled the paratroopers now there's nobody trying to stop them They're pulling everybody out that's why everyone's coming out It's just gonna be one big mess and then now the Russians say go ahead send in NATO That's what I'm talking about the difference. The paratroopers is not that was part of fighting to save the pipelines They're losing everything's blowing up so now they just say then now they went into Israel there you know now they're making noise down there. So, back again? I have another problem

1:24:06 Why were they trying to save the pipeline in the first place? It's none of their business. It has nothing to do with the Stockman field, it's not gonna help them No, Gazprom... I'm sorry Gazprom with Total owns all these pipelines in Syria They already have that! I just don't see why they wouldn't try and keep the pipelines going Let me put this way I am in disagreement with your basic thesis that Russians want Middle East blow up It's good for gas. It's good for gas prices Well, it's good for... well yeah the prices are going up that's true but it's not good for the world economy is not necessarily good for Russia Since what have they cared about the economy? They don't care about that Yeah I know you keep saying everybody just does everything and they don't give a shit That your basic thesis with everybody who does anything

1:24:57 I'm not buying that because they're part of this cabal. They do give a shit, they don't want the whole thing to dry up. They can't stop pumping so if they can't sell anything then they're really screwed because you can't stop production. We can disagree that's fine. I'm just saying they have too many pipelines if anything Gazprom has too many projects! Too many So it's okay if one loses, but then they have to make sure that area doesn't work for anybody. You can put this in the Red Book I don't think we'll ever see any gas coming out of the Leviathan Fields We're not going to see it for a long time because the Middle East is just going into complete disarray particularly in that area

1:25:41 And they'll try and stop it however they do. It's not necessarily countries, John, it's companies So yeah...and the Seven Sisters? They're not always always together Everybody has their own agenda That's alright! We can disagree But I will tell you about North Korea We already talked about North Korea Yeah but there is new piece of information Guess where they are getting gas from The Russians Gas from? Uh-uh United States of America How are we getting to them We are getting it. We have now become the largest shippers of liquid natural gas to Japan. Sempra Energy is, let's see the LNG export in Louisiana, Freeport's export all planning now to go on ships Yeah well that would make sense yeah Well if you notice there was some regulatory issues with exporting liquid natural gas from the Gulf Coast those are all of a sudden being cleared up

1:26:49 How convenient is that? Yeah, well that would make sense. Yeah! But it's not a conspiracy What to stop the Russians coming in through North Korea with their gas so we can ship it from the South? I don't think this will stop anything These Japanese are going to have an insatiable need for natural gas and just running tankers over there isn't going to do the trick That's why we have the Australian line Well yeah everyone wants to feed them whoever gets in first you know they get the bulk of the business Then it gets too much of it from everywhere and then the price goes down and falls through the floor, which is what's going to happen with crude oil by the way. You think its gonna fall? Crude Oil? Yeah! No put a date on it no way this thing is gonna go and go and go and this is gonna stay there for easily two years What give me a floor I let's just take $100 you think it's gonna stay above 100 dollars for the next 2 years Yep You do?

1:27:54 It won't last nine months. Nine months? What is that, okay well that's fine two years versus nine months write it down Well you can say its good your saying its going to stay up for two year I'm saying its not gonna make 9 months Good write that down we'll see if were still alive Oh man! Okay your on the plus 100 and im under a hundred Yep Okay, it's in the book. And this is and actually it is actually good because this will eventually restore the US economy It will make our dollar stronger That's why this is being done but it's gonna take a long time Why would we want that?

1:28:40 Well, it's not about what you and I want. No but why would anybody want the dollar stronger? It just kills our imports which does nothing to restore the US economy Yeah but who needs a lot of strong dollars is the banks who lent all this money out They need them they need a good dollar coming back That...I'm on board with that idea And this is... They would love that! This is exactly what happened in 72-79 Exactly the same playbook And it's not about us, it's about what the banks get. So that's why I'm so convinced of this and my conviction as you can tell is very deep but I don't think I am totally full of shit like you try to portray."

1:29:27 I say there's missing pieces to this puzzle. I'm totally on board with the bank and yeah, I agree that probably they would love to have a stronger debt. They don't want to get paid back in cheap dollars That's why we you know increasing the printing presses and cranking out dollar hopefully to get some inflation action happening Makes the dollar cheaper And then when you can pay off our loans it is very old trick If you borrow money and pay it back for cheaper money. Henry Kissinger was the architect of the first time it was pulled off big-time Well actually, he was done in the 20's and 30's a lot So its nothing new And the banks don't like that idea But it happens every so often The banks can't do anything about it They're not going to help anybody by jacking up the price of oil To what is It's ridiculous Its overpriced Its a ripoff

1:30:14 off and this idiot Chu is part of the scam by wanting us to pay $9 a gallon of gas which I don't know who he thinks that's benefiting. And, but I guess the environmentalist keeps him quiet. I don't know so what else thinking there's something more to this? So what I was thinking is the only thing we need to focus on is how can you and I benefit from all this well that would be nice so I'm thinking there's a couple of ways to go I think without a doubt we have a wide network of people who can really help us understand the plays that are taking place. And we can probably identify things quicker than investment houses

1:30:57 So one thing we could do is we could draft Horowitz into our scheme and we could set up maybe it's a fund or you know like a hedge fund or something that basically bets against all of this based upon our observations and knowing the geopolitical strategies with all of our soldiers on the ground. Then everyone can buy into the fund, that's one idea. Yeah! That would be actually kind of funny. Right? Yeah. So we could beat them at their own game, I think that we could actually do and you know and it would... You can buy in for five bucks, doesn't matter everyone can be here. I'd rather not beat...you know I don't think beating somebody this group at their own game because they just essentially all they do is to do this scheme. I think we should find get access to the game where's where the money is? Right well the only way we can get into the game is by betting on the game with insider knowledge

1:31:58 Well, you can... You don't have to have quote-unquote insider knowledge. As you've been doing, you can kind of see what's unfolding and who the players are. We just need a big war room and map we move figures around with sticks so we move stuff. A long stick with a poker on it and push. So we can push pipelines and ships and stuff so we can have a good overview. Yeah yeah war room that's it! Well make a virtual one. That's an app A virtual war room like the... Well it'd have to be a virtual since neither one of us are going to go meet anywhere. We need the, but it has to have a cool name The Fund and Horowitz can put that together right? He knows how to do a fund doesn't he? I'll ask him And let me tell you there's gotta be... Ask him on the Tuesday show There's got to people with tons of money who are like yeah I'll go in on this who knows It's a hedge right These guys might be onto something Yeah then we have to manage a fund No no thats what Horowitz does But what do we get? We get fees

1:32:59 for managing the fund. That's the way it works? Yeah, exactly! I'm just saying... Well look i'm sure we'll be covering this more and more since the Syria thing is now on the front page with propaganda in today's New York Times let me just read you that there's a guy this is ridiculous photo of a guy just photo was so bad And it says, the armed opposition in Syria is led by under-equipped Free Syrian...by the under equipped Free Syrian Army. They really have to have that adjective in there? Under equipped? Yeah! Does that need to be there really?!

1:33:34 What does it mean? It's like massacre. Maybe they all smoke, they got small peckers I mean what is the point of where they talk about? What what's the name of the uh... what's the name of the fund You gotta look at that. What was the name of this story? Bearing witness in Syria a war reporters last days. Hold on let me bearing witness and then you gotta look at this photo its framed I'm looking for- The guy's posing How come I can't find it And its like an art photo Hold on let me see if I can find it. I don't see it. Oh bear witness. Yeah, I got a writer Tyler Hicks I got it oh please log in shouldn't have to login for one view yeah, I guess of You've overstayed your welcome. Yes, sir That sucks no well anyway is this photo? Is just like what are you kidding me?

1:34:29 There's another photo at the top of the page, rising from the debris which is another art shot. Of some poor bastard with his house decimated trying to prop up an American flag that is torn to shreds It is just a fake photo Anyway it's New York Times Maybe if I turn on my cookies... Damn! Wish I could see it Oh well Yeah you would crack-up Yeah, but the propaganda is everywhere. And The New York Times has been used quite a bit in the past by the way for this type of propagandistic work So let's I think we have a good we'd have our take a break here and thank our real contributors Besides executive producers before you go into it You wanted to talk about there's a couple of things that are kind of interesting that cropped up This is like a district It's kind of a distraction over the week amongst some people you might want to play that clip which was the Rush Limbaugh

1:35:26 Calling somebody. Is that clip one? Well here I got those let me take a look. Yeah, entertainment tonight... Wait a second there are two clips that should be played. Pre-donation clip 1. Yeah? Yep! That was it. Now celebrity dermatologist Dr. Marnie Musbaum shares her tips to make you skip... Oh wait stop stop stop stop okay i have to set this one up this is the kind of thing people would have to deal with if we did the advertising model. It was jaw dropped when I saw this Entertainment Tonight is rolling along talking about the Oscars and how everybody was so pretty and their faces were done so well. And they just, without missing a beat, they asked somebody about face you know how these actresses keep so good looking right in the show this is not a commercial but it turns out to be an embedded commercial and its so poorly done that's actually kind of shocking when you hear the woman who's the dermatologist speaking she can barely read

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1:36:59 Hey, an exclusive offer! We should have that. Shameless! We should have that, an exclusive offer. Shameless and it was just right in the show I'm going this is terrible Meanwhile of course the big news is Rush Limbaugh called something by the way this was slander I think he's gonna... He's got..I think he has a problem To call someone a slut? The way he's couched it, he implied that she was a prostitute and that implies that she was doing... having... the real problem with slander and libel people have to out there need to know is that if you call someone a crook for example. Yeah? And they have not been found guilty of a crime You can have your ass sued off you Oh really? Because yes So when I say... When I say... You call him a douchebag

1:37:40 But if I say Hillary Clinton is a Satan and she's responsible for killing people, I could be sued for that? No. You didn't accuse her of a crime. Oh, killing people is not a crime Well in the way you put it It's obviously not the same way... Let me say this way The way YOU put it Yeah Is NOT A CRIME How do I put it so its a crime You'd call her a, well there's a lot of different ways but I'm not going to do any of them. There are a lot of ways of doing libel but even talking about it you can be libelling somebody or slandering them in the case of spoken word so Limbaugh slandered the woman there is no doubt about in my mind But the worst part from our perspective was that distraction and there were no news It was a distraction but thing was his advertisers especially

1:38:31 go to my PC, pulled their ads and then the go-to-my-PC people put a big posting on Facebook which I sent you a copy of. Yeah, you want me to read that? Because... Yeah, read part of it Actually, I had to open my other browser. Over the past day we've heard from many great Citrix customers about our advertising on The Rush Limbaugh Show These customers have expressed their growing concern over some of his recent comments They seem inconsistent with the core values Citrix has always stood for Humility Integrity and Respect Hey! They have the same values as this show John that's great While Citrix obviously does not control any show's content or endorse opinions of their hosts, we do take the concerns of our customers seriously. When they are upset about something, we listen. After careful consideration, we have decided to discontinue our advertising on The Rush Limbaugh Show. Sincerely, Brat Kane SVP and GM Online Services Division Citrix Yeah so this is what happens

1:39:33 When these guys get involved, they want to control the message of a show which everybody wants to do if you're an advertiser and that's why everything is so soft-peddled. You can play the Rush Limbaugh clip this is Don Lemon going over it with Rush actually commenting on this. I can never get me enough Don Lemon! Sandra Flock, who testified at a hearing organized by Democrats. She spoke in favor of the recent Obama administration proposal that employers be required to cover birth control in their health plans I want you hear what Limbaugh had to say What does it say about the college co-ed Susan Fluke? Who goes before congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex What does that make her

1:40:25 It makes her a slut, right? Okay so Goldie not surprised that Rush Limbaugh is being provocative. That's what he does but did he damage his own cause with those kinds of words and that kind of attack Well, I think it actually went further than that. I think Rush Limbaugh did more than damage his own brand but he damaged the brand of the Republican Party which depends heavily on the very same audience that listens to him and so you know the apology we've heard from him tonight was really not about you and me was about Russia's stakeholders, it was about his advertisers. It was about his current audience. It was about his syndicator the people who put out this show to the hundreds of stations who carried across the country so the apology really was to settle his own stakeholder community so that he could stop the bleeding or loss of income that has come as result of this boycott and none of these is really about us its about building a bigger audience getting those advertisers in door

1:41:29 Now, let me just repeat. It's a total distraction and it certainly is certainly a distraction. It's certainly a planned distraction which kind of proves that Rush Limbaugh is a complete agent. It's a distraction from the actual things that are happening such as the election of a Republican presidential candidate because all this is about. All questions are about this Total distraction and annoying to me, but you're gonna make a point about it. Yeah The point is is that this is the kind of thing even though that's a distraction I think it backfired a little bit He did lose some advertisers and he got some negative PR But I still Danny can also be sued I believe he will be

1:42:15 But this is the kind of thing that you have with anything that's commercial. And she mentioned, the advertisers got irked and a syndicator who doesn't own the syndicator... That I know of if he did then it's something else. Do you know who owns the syndicator? You're at the mercy of all these different things and that's why we don't do that! Do you know who owns the syndicator? Who? Yeah so who? So is Premier Radio Networks. They owned by Clear Channel? Yes and who owns Clear Channel Uh, well that's the Bain Capital. Bain Capital! Mitt Romney's company exactly. So it seems unlikely they're going to pull him off the air but still it's a possibility I'm gonna show my support by donating to KnowAgenda Imagine all the people who could do this Oh yeah that'd be fab I will say we are also vulnerable as it turns out PayPal these days is now starting to refuse

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2:02:56 They are doing a $5 million tumblr challenge for journalists, publications and websites. Yeah I was thinking maybe someone could go get us a grant? That'd be good! Just saying... Well i think an award is better than the grant guys when they give you a grant they oversee you Oh wait a minute oh they oversee you no forget about it forget even mentioned that we don't want any of that They're always meddling We don't want that So uh you notice that Ron Paul came in as soon Very strong second in Washington. Yes, I did yeah and you know what that means? It'll just be ignored Yeah, don't talk to him Of course oh it's gonna be very interesting

2:03:43 This is the first election ever, and I remember a lot of elections. I got a few years on you. I remember a lot of them and only this is the first time in as far as I know in the history of all these elections that they've started to demean the concept of a caucus You know? Oh no, it doesn't mean anything there's buncha jerks getting into the room. Right yeah doesn't mean anything Move along. Of course the media would push this because with all this money out there it doesn't they don't want, they will try to abolish... This is my prediction They're gonna do what they can to abolish caucus states because there's no advertising involved They can't pummel the public with these millions of dollars in advertising which means that the media gets short-sheeted They don't get their money! They don't get their ounce of gold

2:04:27 So the caucuses are going to be demeaned. Well, just before the show started I was actually and I have it recorded but i'm not gonna play on maybe with CNN or Fox they were actually saying you know well you know we kind of demean all this do all this to make an exciting race otherwise you know its not interesting for the news media literally saying that now thats how crazy has gotten It's just nuts. We're doing it for your benefit, to keep you interested otherwise the public won't care So I'm following this story about the $15 trillion that Lord Blackheath exposed in the House of Lords Ah yes one of the best stories you've come across

2:05:12 So first of all, there's a rumor on the interwebs that he died. So this is unconfirmed I can't find any... The guy is 75 so anything could happen He could have one of those Breitbart heart attacks But there's a rumor that he's dead There's no real follow-up but there are couple guys out there who continue to post stories That little Timmy Geithner was arrested in New York and was questioned about, amongst other things this particular issue. And so the story's not really going away of course you haven't heard about it anywhere anywhere in mainstream media because quite frankly it's so out there but there is apparently a document signed by little Timmy Geithner and I think Ben Bernanke that transfers this 15 trillion dollars to predominantly the Bank of Scotland HSBC

2:06:12 So the story doesn't die. And then Judge Napolitano, and so I'm looking...I'm doing Google searches for Timmy Geithner arrested, Timmy Geithner apprehended, Timmy Geithner this, Timmy Geithner that maybe I should try Timothy instead of Timmy that could be my problem but then Judge Napolitano who has been kicked off of Fox they still keep him on a little bit and they put him on with Shep Smith Who does not look good by the way. That's what I said, I mentioned this before he does not look... He is either on a drastic diet for some reason it is beyond me because he starting to look sallow Yeah doesn't look shallow good word and we'll write that one down And it turns out that Timmy Geithner was indeed questioned in New York and this about his

2:07:02 complicitness in lying to the American people about the money, the bailout money going to Goldman Sachs. The bail out of AIG so I think it's worth it to listen to what the judge has to say. I think we know usually we'd like what he says right? We think is pretty much on the money and... He has a couple of there some sketchy things occasionally but generally speaking where were on his on his side.

2:07:54 According to Bloomberg, emails that came out yesterday say that lawyers for the Federal Reserve Bank said we were told to strike this from the form so that AIG would not reveal to the Treasury Department or to the public that this money was going to be paid to Goldman Sachs because thats a politically toxic issue. Goldman Sachs making a fortune making 100 cents on the dollar with federal funds now If you go to buy a $25 savings bond from the federal government and you falsify the document to acquire that bond, you can go to jail. That's right! If you borrow 185 billion dollars from the government like AIG did and you falsify a document even if the government told you to do so... The people involved can go to jail

2:08:47 according to Bloomberg. One of the people who told them to do so was the now Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner. Alright, now they're alleging that they kept it from the people that they didn't make it public what AIG... what they were going be doing with this money but is that to say that the government didn't know either? Good question if they just kept it... That would be a key wouldn't it? If they just kept it from the public there is no crime and Geithner may actually be commended for his political wisdom If it was required to be reported in a document and not accurately reported, that would be the criminal event. And anybody who conspired to do so, counseled to do so or ordered someone to do so would be a potential defendant for that crime. It's piling up on one Tim Geithner? It is piling up on him this does not look very good for intellectual honesty and for the competence of reposing people's money into his hands Why in the world

2:09:43 With our government, with our money. This is good listen to Shep. Shep is actually going to say something really dumb and he's gonna retract it immediately because doesn't want to get killed Pay a hundred cents on the dollar for stuff that ain't worth the paper its printed on Why? We who watch this stuff for a living, you and I and our colleagues here at Fox... It's clear that the banks run the country. The country doesn't curt-run itself. The banks have tremendous influence in the country. Kidding! You laughed through his retraction almost. Oh sorry. That's okay. Play it again. Yeah, rolling it back. It was funny what he said. Clear that the banks run the country. The country doesn't curt-run itself. The banks have tremendous influence in the country.

2:10:24 Pussy. Nice try, kidding! I'm kidding allegedly not for real. Government regulates the banks they're in bed with each other it's crazy we did not know until after this deal was done that AIG had someone it owed money to and it paid that someone a hundred cents on the dollar and that someone was the richest investment bank in the world whose former chair was then the Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson. The someone was Goldman Sachs none of us knew that until after the 13 billion in federal funds had been paid to Goldman Sachs so Timmy Geithner could go to jail well let's hope now let's hope so, but the thing is these were... can you imagine Timmy in jail?

2:11:13 Goldman Sachs, which is the company might be investigated were the biggest buyers of credit default swaps. Mm-hmm. Which are essentially an insurance policy and I believe they all went through AIG and so when them whether it had to be disclosed or not once AIG got the money from the government they had to give it to Goldman Sachs because they owed it to them So I'm not sure that this is gonna go anywhere well not well okay I think the issue is that Timothy Geithner told AIG not to disclose what their actual debts were and one of the debts was 100 cents of a dollar to Goldman. Yeah, unless it was required that they'd disclose this, I don't know if they did anything illegal. In other words, I question the premise. Well yeah, well I'm not a lawyer

2:12:04 Well, I'm not either but he's did the quick you would get what Nepal Nepalitano said specifically they falsified They didn't falsify anything. They left something out Hmm and I don't know anyway so I am NOT I have no high hopes for this going anywhere Let's put it that way just a quick glance at Europe Oh And by the way while we're on that topic of the financing Obama is all for this play my oh This isn't Obama direct quote from his recent speech hold on a second I need to know what clip it is. It's the one with Obama's name in it philosophy is simple okay got it. Philosophy is simple we are better off when everybody's left to fend for themselves, the most powerful can play by their own rules. There you go yeah but he's very funny oh did I take that out of context? You think? That was my homage to Breitbart

2:13:05 Yeah. Anyway, okay sorry The internet is filled with videos of FBI testimony where they're showing the heart attack gun You haven't seen this? It's pretty funny No! This you got me this is the big item of the day then Oh yeah you haven't seen it? I've been too busy following the shut up slave gun Oh oh the shut-up slave gun...I'm annoyed by that Because first of all, there used to be television game shows in Holland and they'd call it the Wonder Ears. The wonder ears was essentially part of a variety show on Saturday night and I'm talking 70s And then put headphones on your head with like these huge dumbo ears, and they do a tape delay so basically you get you get the They play a song through the headphones. It's very funny to watch it happen they play songs with their headphones and then delay that the singers voice until

2:14:03 the contestant by a fraction of a second. Yeah, it's like two tenths apparently is really hard. And they have to sing along and you can't talk and you turn into a total moron. It's hilarious! Although some people got really good at it and they practice at home... I think you can get good at it. You can train your brain but this is like Everyone's like, oh there's a shut up slave gun. So all you do is put some headphones on that readjust the volume of your own voice and it'll be okay. It's like we can combat this This is just another nothing to see here. It comes from wire, you know? It reminded me of once in a while you work in some studio and they put headphones on and they have the delay because somebody screwed up something And it's like oh my god I'm hearing myself The first thing you think this isn't going to go well if I can't turn off this ear or pull out A lot of people just pull the piece out of their ears But one time when I was working at Silicon Spin

2:15:01 And they were doing the Leo Laporte show next door and they had screwed up something. And it was on the exact same clock, so there was no evidence that anything was wrong and I had an IFB in my ear and they start to show and then boom! There's Leo in my ear yacking away. That's a shut-up slave gun right there So I'm yakking away and trying to get through it you know because it was horrible And so I got to a break, as soon as we went to the break, they said Leo you gotta be fed Leo! You had Leo coming in but he was on a break too. So they listen and we don't hear anything there. I think we straighten it out no problem. So we come off the break exact same time there's Leo again yakking in my ear

2:15:41 And so I had to just pull the thing out, but I consider one of the funniest moments. I'd like to see that myself. I think you had to be there for it to be really hilarious. Nah, it's okay! Let me play you the clip that everyone is reposting about the heart attack gun this includes a CIA whistleblower but then it cuts through to FBI testimony where they actually have the gun and the congressmen are all looking at the gun as a big scope on it and everything It's pretty funny documents that you don't find in libraries like where do you put explosives on a bridge? Where is the best place to put an explosive on a bridge and what kind of explosive do you have to get that goes underwater without destroying its effectiveness. Also, I had one time they wanted me to find out if there was such thing as poison that was undetectable especially one that seemed to mimic heart attack

2:16:38 that would kill someone but it would appear they had a heart attack. I did find such thing. Does this pistol fire the dart? Yes, it does Mr Chairman and a special one was developed which potentially would be able to enter the target without perception The poison was frozen into some sort of dart and then it was shot very high speed into the person so when it reached the person, it would melt inside them and the only thing would be like one little tiny red dot on their body which is hard to detect. There wouldn't be a needle left or anything like that in the person But also the toxin itself would not appear in the autopsy? Yes So there was no way of perceiving that the target was him

2:17:29 This is bullcrap. That's testimony in Congress Yeah, I know but there are these guys at Mythbusters over here in Alameda have They're not compromised. They're not compromised! Well, I've never believed that you can shoot a... with the amount of heat that comes out of a pistol especially at high speeds That you could shoot a piece of ice and it wouldn't just be done in about three feet out of the muzzle And they tried to do it over and over again they were unable to This is not true There's no way You can get cold enough So your telling me that their lying in Congress I guess. They have the gun there, they're all holding it, they're all like wow... You know they got like a congressman looking through the scope and stuff It's like so this is the gun? Yeah that's the gun. Shoots a dart yeah you can't detect it poison can't be- Listen John as my CIA handler please when it's time to kill me fiery airplane crash dude! I don't want like a stupid heart attack that's lame alright

2:18:25 Flip over in the truck. You know something gunfight any play fight gunfight gunfight, please please I don't want to go of a heart attack That's no good make it spectacular and and messy well you're not gonna be you're not flying much exactly Exactly that's how that I'm doing that for a reason when it's time for me to go on now It's time to fly nobody even knows where you are anymore. You've moved if your turn into a prepper yeah So, very interesting things happening in Europe. 16-second sound clip of the signing of the death warrant of the United States of Europe This is the Compact Treaty and I do urge you to take a look at the video 388.nashownotes.com And you can see all these douchebags 27 of them 25 of them actually because of course two didn't sign including the Gitmo Nation East

2:19:19 Signing the big book, signing the death warrant which essentially means all of your slave money will go to Brussels. And here's Haiku Herman and Barroso laughing it up at the end. Thank you. It closes the signing ceremony. The president of the commission and the president of the council may not sign which is a frustration. Frustration we cannot be may not sign. So thank you for Signing this treaty now is the ratification. Yeah, and there you go There's your sovereignty signed away it's all done And of course they're doing a great thing with Greece that's so beautiful for the March 23rd takedown Which some people are now saying will be hat will happen on March 20th As I'm only given half the money they needed as in they have three weeks to comply Have you followed this?

2:20:10 Yeah, this is really ludicrous. It's like I need a hundred and thirty billion dollars euros to you know to not default okay? We'll give you half and And then, you know, you strip your slaves of more stuff and then we'll give you the other half. If you don't well... Then we're gonna have to just screw ya'. And now Moody's has downgraded them! I mean it's such a setup! How can there be any more downgraded than they already are? Well apparently there is! You can go- What are they at now? C? They went from a CA to a C I guess? No, I think their in D territory Is there a D?! I don't know, let's find out. Moody's down in grey grease... By the way for the artists out there noagendaartgenerator.com is still working dot info I guess has expired or something so yeah no agenda art generator com and by the way with all the artists who like to submit stuff send me an email with your email address and put on the subject line artist

2:21:07 Because every once in a while I need to communicate something like, you know font sizes or something like that and i don't have anybody's email address. It's just like a crap shoot. Okay so if you do that I'd appreciate it uh yeah let's see what are they this is on March 2nd they were cut CA Yeah from CA to C Bonds rated c are the lowest rating okay so that is the lowest rated class and are typically in default when they're rated that I think it's funny. It went from C to CA and CA is also the moniker for California. No, no, no! I have here credit rating of C... 2C from CA Yeah that's what i said. It went two C which is the lowest from CA which means California. Yeah they're next by the way. California goodbye and then this uh is that am I correct in thinking this Sheriff Joe Arpaio

2:22:07 Isn't that the crazy guy who rocks around with like a baseball bat? Yeah, that guy. He's the nut guy. Nut ball So did you see him in court? I think they finally sued him Who sued him? I think somebody is suing him No no he is in court and he is trying to get Obama deemed ineligible for election Oh because he isn't an American citizen? Yeah listen The investigation then also led us to a closer examination of the President's Selected Service Registration Card. Upon close examination of the evidence, we are prepared today to say that we believe probable cause exists indicating that forgery and fraud may have been committed not only in President Obama's long-form birth certificate but more disturbing evidence suggests

2:23:08 that another fraud may have been committed regarding his selected service registration card. Ooh, we have a new document to look forward to! Yay! Can't wait! A winner? Yeah! We've got another winner! I love it...I love it. I should've stayed with Europe there were Baron von Pelsmacher sent me some interesting stories in Belgium they're so desperate to do away with real money that now in most socialist countries When you have a child, you get something called children money. Are you familiar with this concept? No! I've never heard of it Yeah so this is why uh... You see a lot of immigrants coming to places like Belgium and Gitmo Nation Lowlands Oh because they get paid to breed? Yeah It's a pay-to-breed scheme So if you got like If you pop out a couple kids then y'know It could be like 500 euros a month And all the sudden you're making a living

2:24:09 But in order to usher in the everything you do is all registered and your money is all set up, they are ushering in the e-birth program. So when you're born this is great! When you're born you immediately get an electronic bank account with all your info in there right down to race, religion and whatever. And everything gets tacked onto it and that's where your child money is put on your eBirth account So they're really rocking it there At the same time this is all over Europe Engineers you know like sysadmins and stuff They're being carded they are getting a card It looks like a driver license has biometric information on it Its the engineering card

2:25:04 So that you can travel to other countries within the United States of Europe and be recognized as an actual engineer. But I think it's really bad! An engineer? You mean like a guy like that? No, more like a guy who can... a sysadmin engineer. So why do you think its bad? Well, I mean... Besides the carding thing in general. How about a yellow star? Why don't we just put that on you? Hey, you're a sysadmin here's a star! You're an engineer?! Here's a patch! Yeah, come on! It doesn't sound good because then before you know it- That's the engineers they need engineers they do not want to insult them That is why! Then hey oh you got a card cool i want a card Oh everyone who's a waiter you get a card

2:25:53 You get it? That's how you do it. You start slow and then back where I used to live in Surrey along with the West Midlands, and this was big news a lot of emails about this It looks like they're going to privatize the cops Yeah They're gonna try to do that here too. I mean they've been doing with prisons as best They can but they haven't been too successful yeah, there was more news about remember the Was at the prison for the kids for cash thing Remember that the judge

2:26:33 Oh yeah, right. The judge who got busted for it because if they could get these kids to you send them the juvie they'd make extra money Right so there was an NPR... They could get a kickback cause they were private prisons that could pay back So there was an NPR story this morning about that I'll just play the intro but then we'll put two and two together More than 2,000 young people in Pennsylvania are trying to put one of the nation's worst juvenile You already got it right? Yeah right away Pennsylvania Hello Pennsylvania I'm listening to the show! Yeah Pennsylvania once again And we had a pedo bear Penn State. We've got pedo bear kids for cash, we've got the second mile pedo bear, we've got the whole Roman Catholic Church in Pennsylvania... What is it? I mean let's just call it Pedovania! Don't call it Pennsylvania. PEDOVANIA! We're done. I like that. I'm writing that down as potential show name. PEDOVANIA! I mean this crazy it's all in Pennsylvania

2:27:26 And Pennsylvania is beautiful by the way. I mean, Pennsylvania's okay but what is that like Pete Aubert Central? Does he live in a cave there? It's just crazy! He comes out growling once a year Like the hedgehog my children. It's just crazy I'm telling you this is gotta stop You know our betcha if we started looking into Pennsylvania, we'd find it's probably a bottomless pit of this stuff This is just the stories that they're making at us. We haven't done any research. Hey, it's outrageous I'm telling ya and then For me to Carnegie comes from and the Mellon family

2:28:09 Right? I think maybe we'll look into it. We'll have a down, we'll nail it Yeah...We'll nail it! I don't want to get too close to that No no just one more story then No I'm not afraid of Lucifer or bankers but the pedo bear guys they're pretty scary But they are in Pennsylvania and were not attacking the whole network I got friends in Pennsylvania Be careful Santorum there you go So Santorum frothy mate, there you go! Pedo bear. Can't win? No. Although boy does he believe he can that guy is nuts isn't it the guy is deluded yeah no he can't even winning we came get its second place and to were on Paul I mean come on so in the dead of night according to Forbes

2:29:02 The TSA administratively reclassified airport security screeners as transportation security officers. Yeah, you've talked about... You actually in a red book you saw this coming when you noticed the badges like I'm showing those stinking badges but this is like two or three years ago so it was just it's a slow process and uh you know guns are coming Guns will be next yeah, absolutely well we remember we had the video when for a while there they got real badges instead of those patches and And they were they were being awarded and they were crying like oh finally but of course it could so that trans Wait a minute. They can afford a big one of those those badges aren't cheap by the way They can afford that but they can't afford at $3 dosimeter

2:29:48 Explain that to me. Well, we don't want them to know they're being radiated and getting cancer I mean that's why they're not getting dosimeters So the TSOs now of course are starting to look like law enforcement officers but do you know if they If they catch you with something, right? At the airport. Let's just presume you've got a big old gun sitting in your bag and they catch you They cannot apprehend you They have to call the police officer over and he can apprehend you But people are being conditioned and trained into believing that these guys have some power And by the way these guys believe they have the power Well in fact I have a clip

2:30:32 Rock and roll, baby. Coincidentally prove breast pump is real. When it comes to this highly charged intensely personal but totally natural bodily function insensitivity can make news the TSA has had to learn that lesson time and again most recently in Hawaii when a screener forced a woman to prove her breast pump was real by using it they're not supposed to do that no I don't think so That's my job. That's Adam Curry's job! Hold on, let me call in the expert Mr. Curry will see if that breast pump is real he'll check and see if it's working Let me tell you something If I'm driving in Texas and I carry a weapon in my car...if I'm driving in Texas And a Viper team and a TSO douchebag touches me Does anything-I am going to shoot you

2:31:25 So stay clear. You have no right, citizen! You are a citizen! You are not an officer of the law. Stay clear of me is a warning and by the way all Texans think that way I bet they do That's why there's probably no Viper teams down there screwing with the public No way They used to be called security screeners Now their TSO Airport Security Screeners This is very, very bad. I took Christina to the airport when she left last time a couple weeks ago and i remember riding down the escalator and there was a whole swath of these TSOs walking and you know... I'm sorry they are sub-human! They're morons that typically they're overweight

2:32:21 really overweight, they waddle around. They literally waddle like freaking penguins It's really frightening that these people are being led to believe they have some kind of law enforcement power Yes, I would recommend our book club and the people that maintain these things to put on this list The Sinclair Lewis classic it can't happen here a Book that essentially describes the situation. That's very what you're complaining about is what the books about Let me just grab that right now from Amazon It can't happen here when did this book come out John 30s? Oh

2:33:00 Oh really? And will you give us a little synopsis. It's about a political party that takes over, essentially turns the country into a fascist state using principles of communism but the way it is done is with these kinds of people that your describing taking their jobs seriously. I get to be the hall monitor! You know where's your hall pass and turning those people into actual you know, powers of the police and they have no ability to deal with it. And so they abuse the hell out of it and you end up with a mess on your hands. The other classic, of course is which describes this in great detail only as not a fiction book

2:33:44 A very famous book called Life and Death in Shanghai, which was written by a woman. Do I need to put this on the list as well? Yeah! Life and Death in Shanghai is a must read. It's about the communist takeover of Shanghai in the 20s, I guess. Lin Xing is her name. uh... a riveting story and all well it's it's a report which is in itself done at the moment but its essentially non-fiction and it is they make sure hair stand on and it was a scandalous book was banned by the communist party very good read of very good reading we need to read more that's for sure so it's got the little uh... got the little reading list together here in the show notes three eight eight dot any show notes dot com

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2:35:17 clip at the end of like Saturday, I think it was even Saturday Night Live and some of these shows that would run these first you know it was like a big deal on television they would make us stink about it and then she'd everyone watch Madonna sing something. And I think it may have been even done before that Mike I don't know come on in the 50's? Come on! Ozzy & Harriet Used to have, which is an old black and white show. Ricky Nelson was there. Come on do the voice man! Do it like you mean it. I can't do that voice. Hey! Hey...I remember. Yeah kids yeah Oh you mean the old mans' voice? Yeah the old mans' voice. I think after talking for two hours I can't get to the voice

2:35:55 So anyway, they used to have Ricky Nelson who was a huge pop star but they boosted the heck out of him on this show. At the end of the show they would play his latest hit song and I think that their ones who initiated this idea And that was like 56 or something like that Well the thing i don't like about it is uh... Ricky Nelson died in a horrible plane crash and I dont know where Ozzy and Harriet are Yeah well there pretty..I dont know where they are either. I think they're both deceased But um And a reminder... We have a website you can go to get this. What's the name of the website? The website is whoopamron.com Whoopamron.com This is part of our executive producers with four penises, which sounds like the name of a group and there's a video clip that goes along with it and will be premiering this song at the end

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