Topic: Pedo Bear

The upcoming funeral of Margaret Thatcher is expected to be attended by figures linked to the "Jimmy Savile network." Meanwhile, in "Euro Land," Dutch banks are experiencing systemic failures where account balances are dropping to zero. The hosts also mention the secret development of the CISPA bill and conclude the show by encouraging donations to the "best podcast in the universe."

The hosts briefly review the closing ceremonies of the London 2012 Olympics. They mention a conspiracy theory from the Salt Lake City meetup suggesting Olympic athletes were infected with a "zombie virus" to spread globally. There is also a humorous mention of a "Pedo Bear" mascot appearing to hug athletes during the event.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio holds a press conference alleging forgery in President Obama's birth certificate and Selective Service card. The discussion shifts to systemic corruption in Pennsylvania, referencing the "kids for cash" judicial scandal and various abuse cases. The hosts jokingly rename the state "Pedovania" due to the high volume of such stories originating there.

The House of Representatives abruptly terminates its 100-year-old page program, while the Senate maintains its version. The hosts speculate on the true reasons for the closure, referencing the 2006 Mark Foley scandal involving sexually explicit messages to pages and suggesting deeper issues of misconduct on Capitol Hill.

Pope Benedict XVI refused the resignations of two Irish bishops involved in covering up clerical abuse. The segment transitions into a nostalgic look at a Tyco "Super Turbo Train" commercial, contrasting the toy's speed with the slow pace of real-world rail development.

Hedge fund manager Jeffrey Epstein received a controversial five-year sentence following allegations of sex trafficking underage girls in Palm Beach and other locations. The hosts highlight Epstein's high-profile connections, including Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, and Larry Summers. They criticize the justice system for allowing wealthy individuals to receive lenient sentences for serious crimes.