Topic: Sfo

20 chapters across the catalog

ISIS in Oz
Episode 1180 59:29 - 1:02:43

1180: ISIS in Oz

SFO Sea Wall, Candlestick Park Construction History

San Francisco International Airport (SFO) announced a $587 million plan to build a 10-mile wall to protect against rising bay waters attributed to climate change. This project is compared to historical construction practices in the Bay Area, including the controversial building and subsequent illegal burning of wooden forms at Candlestick Park.

Pentacon
Episode 1015 52:55 - 56:13

1015: Pentacon

San Francisco Bay Sinking, SFO Runway Flooding

Research indicates that the San Francisco Bay shoreline is sinking by approximately two millimeters per year, with areas built on fill sinking up to ten millimeters annually. Combined with an eight-inch rise in sea levels since the Gold Rush, experts warn that runways at San Francisco International Airport (SFO) could be underwater by 2100. Local observations of the mudflats are currently obscured by heavy fog.

Nein Nein Nein
Episode 999 3:01:11 - 3:03:41

999: Nein Nein Nein

Social Media Backlash, Facebook Algorithms and SFO Mishaps

A perceived backlash against social networks is discussed, highlighted by Facebook's decision to prioritize content from friends and family over news, which caused a stock dip. The hosts also report on another "close call" at San Francisco International Airport (SFO) involving an Aeromexico plane that nearly landed on the wrong runway.

Schwack the Nose
Episode 685 2:38:51 - 2:44:46

685: Schwack the Nose

Pilot Autonomy, TSA Slogans, Taylor Swift Dating Rumors

The show concludes with a discussion on pilot autonomy versus automated flight systems. A listener report from SFO details a TSA agent's honest admission that their goal is "not to do any work." Finally, the hosts mock a tabloid story about Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss before signing off for the Thursday episode.

Appification Generation
Episode 636 2:54:42 - 2:58:11

636: Appification Generation

TSA Imposter at SFO and Investment Banker Arrest

A news report details the arrest of 53-year-old Eric Slighton, an international investment banker from Singapore, who allegedly impersonated a TSA agent at San Francisco International Airport. Slighton is accused of luring women into private booths for unauthorized pat-downs while intoxicated. The hosts marvel at how easily he bypassed security using only blue gloves and a similar-colored shirt.

Dead Jellyfish
Episode 604 1:19:21 - 1:22:33

604: Dead Jellyfish

SFO Customs Computer Glitch and Immigration Issues

A major computer glitch at San Francisco International Airport (SFO) left hundreds of arriving international passengers stranded for hours. Reports indicated some passengers fainted from dehydration and exhaustion while waiting in the terminal. The hosts criticize the Department of Homeland Security's management of immigration systems, noting that the process has become increasingly inefficient.

Episode 531 45:08 - 51:40

531: Quantum Dong

Asiana Flight 214 Crash Photos and Boeing Orders

Circulating photos of the Asiana Flight 214 crash at San Francisco International Airport are scrutinized for potential inconsistencies, including discrepancies in grass height and aircraft markings. The hosts discuss the competitive landscape between Boeing and Airbus, noting that Korean Airlines recently placed a significant order for Boeing 777s. They express skepticism regarding the narrative of the crash and the involvement of unmarked black cars at the scene.

Boston Brakes
Episode 530 40:15 - 44:56

530: Boston Brakes

Asiana Crash Emergency Response, Tarmac Cell Phone Footage

A cell phone recording from the Asiana crash site reveals a passenger's distress over the perceived lack of immediate medical help on the runway. The hosts discuss the logistics of airport emergency response, noting that fire departments typically arrive before ambulances and that one victim was tragically struck by a responding vehicle.

Apes on iPads
Episode 388 18:29 - 23:00

388: Apes on iPads

TSA Opt-Out Story and Challenge Coin Confusion

Matthew Wittering shares a detailed account of opting out of the full-body scanner at San Francisco International Airport (SFO). He describes the aggressive reaction of TSA agents and how his No Agenda challenge coin confused the security personnel during a pat-down. The narrative highlights the psychological pressure used by airport security to discourage passengers from opting out of radiation-emitting scanners.

Obama Needs Water
Episode 292 1:39:00 - 1:40:32

292: Obama Needs Water

SFO Body Scanner Removal Mystery

John C. Dvorak reports that during a recent trip through San Francisco International Airport (SFO), the naked body scanners had been completely removed. Only standard magnetometers were in use, despite SFO being one of the first airports to implement the advanced imaging technology. The hosts question why the "imminent threat" level has seemingly dropped at this specific location.

Jean versus Sean
Episode 233 11:17 - 12:45

233: Jean versus Sean

SFO Security Tip, Virgin America Terminal

John C. Dvorak provides a travel tip for San Francisco International Airport (SFO), suggesting passengers use the Virgin America terminal entrance. He notes that the far-left security line often lacks the full-body scanners, allowing travelers to avoid the machines and the associated hassle of opting out.

Gung Ho!! Fat Choy!
Episode 174 1:42:35 - 1:48:36

174: Gung Ho!! Fat Choy!

Internet Licensing, Airport Body Scanners and Islamic Law

Microsoft executive Craig Mundy's suggestion that bloggers should be licensed is met with derision. The discussion shifts to TSA body scanners, noting a fatwa issued against their use by Muslims and the potential health risks of millimeter waves. The hosts criticize former DHS Secretary Michael Chertoff for profiting from the sale of these scanners through his consulting firm.

Waterboarding For Everyone!
Episode 164 33:16 - 35:32

164: Waterboarding For Everyone!

TSA Pat-Down Options and Civil Disobedience

Passengers are reminded that TSA full-body scans are legally optional and can be replaced by a pat-down procedure. The hosts encourage listeners to request private pat-downs as a form of civil disobedience to slow down the security apparatus. They argue that clogging the system is the only way to force a reconsideration of invasive scanning technologies.

Thank You Satan?
Episode 132 1:00:41 - 1:02:05

132: Thank You Satan?

San Francisco Airport, Climate Passport Kiosk Waste

San Francisco International Airport (SFO) spent $190,000 on "Climate Passport" kiosks located in Terminal 3 and the International Terminal. These kiosks allow travelers to calculate their flight's carbon footprint and purchase offsets. The hosts criticize the project as a waste of taxpayer money, noting that the credits are sold at a massive markup compared to market rates.

Health Insurance Dot Gov
Episode 107 12:05 - 13:52

107: Health Insurance Dot Gov

CLEAR Biometric Airport Security Program Ceases Operations

The CLEAR program, which allowed travelers to bypass standard security lines using biometric data, officially ceased operations on June 22nd. The shutdown is attributed to the TSA's refusal to continue approving the company's devices, effectively ending what the hosts describe as a failed "concierge service" for airport security.

Knights of the No Agenda Armory
Episode 87 38:40 - 41:50

87: Knights of the No Agenda Armory

TSA Security, Full Body Scanner Upgrades

The TSA is upgrading airport security to include millimeter wave full-body scanners, which will eventually become mandatory for passengers. While the agency claims the technology uses minimal radiation and "scatters" sensitive body parts in images, privacy concerns remain high. Dvorak recounts a personal experience at SFO where he was subjected to an "enhanced pat-down" despite passing through the scanner.

How to Survive the Economic Collapse
Episode 48 1:18:16 - 1:22:21

48: How to Survive the Economic Collapse

SFO International Terminal, Virgin America, and Dyson Hand Dryers

The international terminal at San Francisco International Airport (SFO) is criticized for poor signage and a confusing layout for travelers. In contrast, Gatwick Airport is noted for installing high-speed Dyson Airblade hand dryers that dry hands in three seconds using photoelectric sensors. The discussion highlights the lack of hygiene in traditional push-button airport bathroom dryers.

Feeling Fat?
Episode 26 26:40 - 29:50

26: Feeling Fat?

Customs Secondary Screening, SFO Airport, Team Leader Protocol

During an arrival at San Francisco International Airport (SFO), a traveler requested a "Team Leader" (TL) at customs to resolve recurring database issues. This led to a 25-minute detention in a secondary screening room. The process revealed various internal codes used by Border Patrol agents on landing cards to flag passengers for further inspection.

Neelis Kroes Is Hot
Episode 14 21:45 - 25:55

14: Neelis Kroes Is Hot

SFO Customs Hack and Secondary Screening Experience

A traveler describes a recurring experience of being flagged for secondary screening at San Francisco International Airport (SFO) despite being recognized as a former MTV personality. A theoretical "hack" is proposed involving the manipulation of customs forms and the "M" or stripe markings used by Border Patrol officers. The story highlights the perceived inconsistency and manual nature of the secondary screening process for international arrivals.

Neelis Kroes Is Hot
Episode 14 25:56 - 30:12

14: Neelis Kroes Is Hot

Airport Security SS Markings and Clear Program

An incident at airport security involves a traveler receiving an "SS" (Secondary Screening) notation on their boarding pass after a perceived negative interaction with a document checker. The traveler claims to have bypassed the additional screening by simply not showing the marked pass to the next officer. The segment also critiques the "Clear" registered traveler program, likening its representatives to carnival barkers.