Jean versus Sean

00:01 Because, you know, if you masturbate, not only do you not make kids, who of course are killing the environment with their evil CO2 emissions from pooping, but you're also generating energy for your remote control. Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak. It's Thursday, September 9th, 2010, time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 233. This is no agenda. Coming to you from the Amsterdam Fortified Bank Vault based Watchtower Crackpot Command Center in Kidron Nation Lowlands, where horse meat is back on the menu. In the morning, I'm Adam Curry. And from Northern Silicon Valley where it's garbage day and I'm probably sounding like crap because it's all going through a Macintosh, I'm John C. Dvorak. It's Crackpot and Buzzkill!

00:47 That's alright, you sound like crap but I get the two seconds to like two tenths of a second delay on the headphones So that's why I kind of messed up there the two. Yeah. Well the delay I'm sure there's a lag and we're gonna be sound off for a little bit this week But at least you managed to get over to the meetup No, no, the meetup is tomorrow Yeah, tomorrow. The Dutch No Agenda meeting. Yeah. Yeah, you know, I'm here in Gitmo Nation lowlands in the morning to everybody and of course all ships at sea and to all you human resources in the chat room and noagendachat.net. So of course I'm back here immediately. I am the news.

01:29 Oh good. Oh my goodness. Get more listeners. Yeah, well yeah, so we land here and the first thing we read, splashed across at least three tabloids is that Mickey's pregnant. How funny is that? That's great. Congratulations, by the way. It's my pleasure. We're very happy and she's already, they literally, they had pictures of us from like a year and a half ago. We were sitting on some terrace and it's like, looks like she's now drinking water instead of alcohol. And they have like a, there's a bottle of water on the table and literally they drew a red circle around it. You know, like, look, she's drinking water. She must be pregnant.

02:08 It was hilarious. Yeah, that makes nothing but sense. It was absolutely hilarious. The funny thing is, get this, so she actually was feeling quite nauseous for the past week. And so we maybe they know something you don't know. So we get here and then she's like feeling really nauseous. And then we read this and he said, you know, why don't you go pee on a stick? Let's just make sure that this isn't like some kind of cabal that we don't know about. So she's not pregnant, by the way. Yeah. But was it just a stick she peed on? I mean, come on. It's just a stick. I got to show you this. This is really funny. So let me see if I can find it.

02:48 So we had a lunch with two very old friends of Mickey. Literally, they're old. They're like 75. And so we had a lunch the other day and they made this like beautiful, they have a little, little outhouse, not an outhouse, they have a little garden house and they prepared a beautiful lunch for us. And they have one of those, you know those stoves that has like the, it's kind of like a pot belly and then on top, it's more like a fireplace. And it has one of those, Chimneys on top of it, so it really is called a potbelly stove potbelly stove So they had this stick that goes along with it, which was and Mickey peed on it, right? No, I'm gonna send you the link here check this out It's a it's a French stick and it's hollow and you use it to blow into the potbellied stove to stoke it up Do you have the link? I'm looking at it now. I'm gonna put a link in the chat room. So the chat room can see I saw anyway I tweeted this

03:47 Oh this thing I tweeted this link and everyone immediately is like Curry's back and he's any smile Wow what a bond he's smoking a huge bong This is not the potbelly stove that the Americans would consider a potbelly stove. This is some sort of I don't know what it is like Moroccan or something well I But it's funny isn't it great though with that big plume coming out. What are you doing blowing on it to? To make the fire go better Okay Anyway, so um, we're yeah, this is stupidest picture I've ever seen that's why I had to tweet it But then of course immediately curry is getting high again. Yeah, right? No, yeah, but it's very funny from that perspective It was in the newspaper. I swear to God immediately. They're like picture Mickey did on the iPhone. Well, she should get paid then she should get her bonus. I wish I wish I

04:42 Hmm. So anyway, so we leave on When we leave we left wait, let's go back to this story. So Mickey took this crazy picture, right? I tweeted and where did she post it that it would that they would steal it. No, I tweeted it So it's on TwitPic and of course there's no Creative Commons copyright notice there. So they just they just lifted it. Yeah, of course. Okay, did you get a photo credit or somebody making it a photo? I got a photo credit. Yeah, got a credit. Okay. Credit at Adam Curry. That's pretty funny. So, um, so we leave Monday from Gitmo Nation West from LAX, which is the only area you can't leave from Burbank to fly to. You're still laughing at the picture, right? This picture is hilarious. It's great, right?

05:25 Okay, so we check in and you go through that whole rigmarole where you can't just like check your suitcases. You have to, you know, they put the tag on it and then you have to take it over to the dickhead over at TSA who then loads it onto the x-ray machine. You know, the one that doesn't detect anything because shit just goes right on through. So, I knew something would have been amiss. So we put that on and we go right out the sliding doors right there. We go around the corner. We're going to smoke our last cigarette before we get on the plane. And the guy comes out, the TSA guy, whose job it is to put these, you know, he's basically just a worker bee. He's supposed to just put this stuff on the belt. He says, there's no smoking here. Go away. There's no smoking here. And I said, well, excuse me, there's no smoking sign anywhere here. There's no smoking here.

06:19 You have to stand over there, and he points to a spot like three feet further up. So I'm like dude chill out We'll step over there, but just you know just like no there's no restriction here for smoking three seconds later another TSI TSA guy comes out stands right where we were and lights up a cigarette so I immediately like Hey, hey, there's no smoking here And the guy's like cracking up and so we had this whole this great conversation. He's actually a supervisor. He's like, yeah, you know, these guys is all fucked up. It's all stupid. And so, you know, how often do you come out to smoke? He says, I only come out, you know, a couple times a day, but most guys come out, they're standing out here all day smoking, doing nothing. So I'm feeling pretty good about the shut up slave system. Until of course we go through airport security. So we were in line and there's a magnometer

07:12 And Mickey goes to the magnometer and I put my stuff, I'm right behind her, put my stuff on the belt. You know, of course I'm almost naked. And this TSA woman comes over and she says, sir, you're going over here through the x-ray machine. I'm like, no, I'm not. She says, yes, you are. I said, no, I'm not going through there. So I have a choice. So I choose not to go through that. Well, you should have seen it all of a sudden. We have an opt out. We have an opt out. We have an opt out. Like, okay. We have an opt out and it's like a big deal. We have an opt out. Three people immediately are over at the baggage scanner. Of course, this is my bag, the one with the whole studio in it with batteries, wires, electronic devices. So there's like three people over there. Mickey, of course, is peeing in her pants at this point. And then she says, okay, I said, you know, I have a choice. I want to go through the metal detector. No, you're going to have a pat down. So that's fine. You can give me a pat down, but I'm not going to go through your x-ray machine.

08:11 He says, okay, just walk on through and he'll do a pat down on the other side. I said, I'm not walking through the x-ray machine. He says, you wanted me to literally walk through it. I said, no, I'm not walking through it. I'll walk around it. I'm not going to walk through it. You can pat me down all you want. I'm not walking through it. Okay, so finally we've got that settled. I go over, there's another guy there. He says, why don't you want to go through the x-ray machine? I say because I don't trust it. The science, I literally said, the science is not in on this. And here's what he says. He says, you know, you get more radiation on the airplane. I'm like, what? He says, yeah, you get more radiation just flying. Oh, really? It's possible. Right. But I say, I don't believe it. He says, oh, yeah? Why don't you believe it? So now he's in question mode. I said, because I know, here's what I said. I know a lot about X-ray machines and I know a lot about airplanes.

09:06 And then the guy's got he's in the oh really so anyway, so then he's he's patting me down and I think when I go over the sensitive areas I will use the back of my hand yeah, it's always like rubbing my ass. I'm using the back of my hand like okay And then he, when he's done, I believe you should say a little lower. I was a little careful. And meanwhile, there's 3 people over there looking at my bag on the X ray and then he holds his hands up and he says, stay right there. And then he has a woman come over and swab his gloves.

09:42 You know, and so Mickey's standing right on the other side of the barrier. So what is he doing that for? I said, you know, to see if I have any, if I've been in contact with any explosives. The guy looks at me and I said, but honey, the only thing explosive I've touched in the past week is you. I thought you were careful. Yeah. Well, I couldn't resist. So anyway, so then, but they literally did not ask me to open up my bag. They went back and forth, back and forth, three people looking at the x-ray, and then they just let it go through. Full with wires, batteries. Oh that's right, your bag is like, it looks like a command center for Al Qaeda. It is a command center. It was just unbelievable. And just, you know, and he said, well you're right, you do have a choice. This is America, you have a choice of not going through it. I said, yeah, we still have a choice.

10:33 Anyway, so they're trained. That's the line now. Oh, and I was really, I was so angry because of course my iPhone was in my bag so I couldn't get to it. They have new pictures posted and it says, here's what the officers see. And they show a female front and back and a male front and back. And the female, you see like her underwear? And there's no real definition of, um, of breasts or anything. But on the male now you see your dick hanging. Oh, you do? You literally see the penis and the balls right there. No, I'm going to bring a salami next time I go through. I was amazed. I'm like, wow, they're now posting. You remember it used to be like all blurred out. Yeah, just a blur. Now you literally see, you know, testicles and penis.

11:17 I want to take a picture but of course I could. Over the line four we got an eight. We got an eight. An opt out. I'm an opt out. So anyway. So at the SFO uh... they have a uh... at the virgin side which is the the it we're going international terminals that this the first term is the first date you can't do it right next to the uh... to the lounges which are upstairs and he did there's two segments to the to the entryway there's a one on the right and one on the left if you go all the way over to the one on the left and go through they don't have the machine on that side

11:59 and you don't have any hassles whatsoever so that's what I recommend anybody flying through SFOs to go to the virgin side of the terminal they have both ends they got these entries but on the end on the south end or I guess it might be the east end it's hard to say but it's the first gate you come to you go to the far left you go into the line and there's no you don't even have to worry about it because there's just only one machine it's on the other side. So anyway You definitely can opt out, but they become very suspicious of you for doing so. So I mean, Gitmo Nation, Lowlands, before we get to our executive producers, just a couple of the quick things out of the news. Number one, three months, still no government. Everything's great.

12:47 Maybe they should just leave it that way. It's amazing. I've been watching the parliamentary debates So they're trying to form a government and they're now you know now they're just literally telling stories making jokes everyone's I mean They're literally laughing at the people here and it was like wow that was really funny politicians were like really building cool and being funny and and Cracking jokes about how lame they are not getting the coalition together. I'm like God you slaves Don't you see that they're laughing at you? They don't see it. But it's so bad here, the financial crisis, that the trade in horses has virtually stopped. So, you know, people who breed horses,

13:30 There's just really there's no market. Yeah, there's no market according to the the newspaper and so people are sending them off to the slaughterhouse because they're worth more by turning them into glue and and Dinner then keeping them around and feeding him for the trade So do you have any horse meat while you're there yet? You gonna have a horse meat dinner? No, I will and I haven't had anything yet, but I'll try and get some. I will let you know. The meat's a little dense. I like horse meat. I've had it many times. I enjoy it. I don't feel good about it, but I do enjoy it. I don't feel bad about it. It's a horse that was gonna have a, you know, dinner with eating a cow. I mean, if you're gonna feel bad about eating these things, it's...

14:16 Just become a vegetarian. Don't worry about it. Hold on a second. I'm looking at the chat room Who is too loud is John too loud? They're saying you're too loud. Ah Yeah, okay. I'm gonna my over modulated. Is that what they said? You want me to turn my no, no I'll turn you down here. I think I should be turned down in this end. No don't You need more cowbell. Okay, I think we're okay now They're saying that you're overmodulating. Yeah, turn it down just a little bit, John. Okay. Actually, I'm sure... Let me... Testing 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 there. That should... That cuts the playback. I think we're okay now. Who knows... I like that we're modulate. Who knows what's going on? It's hard. Well, at least the chat room's got some feedback. How do I sign out chat room? Well, you have to wait 30 seconds before they can come back. It's like... You just sit... Well, just ask them a question and wait for 30 seconds before they answer.

15:16 Yeah, exactly. Beautiful. All right. Tell me someone is supporting this crappy show. It's not crappy. The show's fantastic. No, it sounds like crap today. Oh, this the crappy sounding show. Yeah, the crappy sounding show. Yeah, we've got one. We got one, two, three, four executive producers, one of them is stand alone. Wait a minute. OK, who's stand alone? Let me do that one. Stand alone, Paul Couture. Yes. Who seems to be our main executive producer nowadays. Between jobs, I understand. From Antioch, Tennessee. Right. He is 542.46. Okay. And he's going to donate his knighthood. Or I guess he's got a knighthood. I don't see... Does he ever really have a knighthood? Yeah, I guess it's from a combination of last week and this week's funds for Larry Stewart.

16:16 Which will give him later and then another then we have three executive producers in their own separate box Timothy cabinet in one box or all together Right it be Paul executive producer Paul couture an executive producer with three names. Okay executive producers. Yep, okay sir surge Timothy Kavanaugh of Lawton, Michigan, 35510, and he I think requires a... I'm not sure, let me look. Hey John and Ab, started listening to your show about six months ago, it's finally opened my eyes to the garbage thrown at us by the mainstream media. I figure it's about time I gave a little value back for all the value I've received. Please de-douche me. You've been de-douched. He's been de-douched, but meanwhile,

17:02 I always wonder what a newcomer to the show is like. What? What is this? What? What? But he wants to call out Rick Schmidt and Charlie McKinney as douchebags. We need two douchebags. Douchebag. Here we go, two douchebags. He says, Rick introduced me to the show and has not donated a dime as well. Charlie is just a douchebag, period. By the way, Rick and Charlie, this is what your friends think of you. And then we have Charles Jordan. If it was in France, it would be Charles Jordan. I actually named after the actor.

17:43 singer, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 33333. And he wants foundationbar.com plugged as Milwaukee's best Mai Tai and Tiki bar. Adam, bring your RV to Milwaukee and come visit Dame Carol Jordan, as soon to be Knight Charles Jordan. You know, have a pina colada with an umbrella. I gotta say that we now have noagendatour.com and you gotta take a look at it. Of course, Sir Paul Couture threw this together and you can enter your zip code and it places a pin on the map and we're filling up. It's gonna take us five months to visit everybody.

18:36 Look at it, you see it? It's a beautiful site. Yeah, well, Couture is an expert at doing sites. Some people actually suggest that if he comes up with a template for some Squarespace sites, which he can probably knock out in a minute, that the people will adopt it. The problem that we have with all these crazy sites is that there's no singular look. Right. We should have a Squarespace template, maybe a WordPress template might even be better. Yeah, we need both yeah, and then What was I gonna say? Oh well anyway? Let me get those out of the way these other guys and lastly David Chapman Who's out there in in the Netherlands go ahead give it a try? Vassana are Boston are very good not bad Vassana in 333 33 where's that by the way that is near the Hague and

19:31 okay it's a very rich area i think you could have donated more you're assuming by from demographic information that this guy's probably load yeah i'm just saying okay and we have one associate executive producer came in late and uh... erica have to make a note so doesn't show up again next week rory stone uh... donate two hundred fifty dollars uh... this morning he won the in the morning donation that to make your gentleman's day since you return the favor many times over in the morning just getting uh... and see toward night with it sounds like the rings are bullshit now

20:08 He actually meant not bullshit because we made a point of saying that the ring order is essentially in. Couture's designed the ring and we're gonna get two vendors and make a bunch of them for her. And they are beautiful, by the way. It's a good looking ring, a signet ring, so it's a reverse. Yeah, so if you hit someone in the mouth, then... Right. It'll look right. That's the only use for it. Alright, a couple of PR mentions. Of course, I need to plug again the Dutch No Agenda meeting which is tomorrow night in Amsterdam. Go to DutchNoAgendaMeeting.com. Of course, the press have already found out about this and we now have the place secured. No press will be allowed inside the venue. So, you know, you can come incognito. I, of course, won't be able to.

21:02 But they'll be standing outside, so don't be afraid. They will not be inside. And there are still some spots available to come and hang out. And I've got a posse of three hookers with me. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. Mickey and two girlfriends. So and they are going to be the hookers part of hookers and blow for the show. And they said they will dress accordingly. They're gonna dress hot. Yeah, they're gonna dress really yeah, but this is faux hookers. Yes Hey, it's more than you get on Craigslist, okay? Well nowadays. Yeah, so they're gonna be showing up. That'll be fun

21:39 I want to while we're talking about this. I want to mention something you have any more Yeah, I do have a couple get them out of the way. I there's a couple things I keep let me just run them down so Dutch no agenda meeting calm Please no agenda fans calm we have the second challenge coin which I think we're already 20 or 25 percent of them I've sold out these are the beautiful 10 10 10 coins With 42 on it and they're just stunning to look at and everyone's hopping on that again That of course is another sir Paul couture a mission to support the show working very well. We appreciate it No agenda fans calm we have no agenda super karma comm sales working there as well for the super karma 42 package medallion and lapel pin

22:24 That also for 10 10 10 as you know that's binary for 42 which is the answer to everything and all things in the in the universe and I need to promote the no agenda Naggers this will be the meetup on 10 10 10 and there's if you go to no agenda naggers comm that is where you can there like 12 meetups I think already scheduled so you can go and and nagger stands for no agenda global gathering of excellent resources and So all of that is in the show notes at noagendashow.com and we thank everybody for helping out and supporting the show. We need it. So I noticed there's a No Agenda Records. Yeah, and we had two new songs in the pre-stream, Beautiful Humans and Supertrain, both by GX2.

23:13 And also I want to mention to people something we keep forgetting to do, which is go to noagendastickers.com and get some stick, print up some stickers and stick them out near the toll booths where you can. I haven't yet to see one at the San Francisco Bay Bridge, but there should be posted, you know, just stickers, you know, you just, these would, you know, all these little indie groups. You know, they have these stickers and they stick them all over the telephone poles and all over the place. We actually are, I think we need a little more enthusiasm. so far as stickers are concerned. Okay, and noagendastuff.com. I mean, what a great model we have, John. This is so cool. I love it. Yeah, all we have to do is plug it. Yeah, if you just Google No Agenda, and you'll see, it's like we command three pages of Google results. It's amazing. Yeah. Hey, can we do the formula before you continue, or do you have more? Hit it. Okay. You know what you gotta do. Propagated for us loud and proud. Our formula is this. We go out,

24:16 We hit people in the mouth. Everybody get ready to sing along time. Here we go. Yo, all right. So there is of course a lot going on in the world that we plan to assassinate for you. Well, more foots are showing up. Sorry, what? More foots.

24:55 Oh, I didn't know that there was any more foots. Yes, there was a foots that showed up in southern Sweden. Oh, yeah, yeah, but that had a shoe on it not a running shoe. Well, okay. So this was a man shoe containing a human foot found on the seashore in southern Sweden. The foot was discovered on Tuesday by the water in Tilozand. That's near Hallerstad. Was it a right foot or a left foot? Let me see if it says. I always think it's funny though when the officials say, we do not currently suspect a crime has been committed. Yeah, there's a foot. It seems as though something happened. Police said the foot had been in the water for some time. The shoe is described as a normal man's shoe. Hey, if it's been in the water for some time, doesn't the shoe fall off of the foot? How long does a foot stay good?

25:44 I don't know. I don't know what the shelf life of a dead foot is. And then we have this just in. Fisherman's net bagged a tiger shark and they were about to let the tiger shark go and then it regurgitated a human foot. No shoe attached to this. However, when they took the shark back to Back to shore, they also found the decomposed remains of a severed right leg, two severed arms and a torso. And then it says, investigators are still unsure how the victim died.

26:29 How about he was eaten by a shark, dude? Or a bunch of them. That's stupid. Someone did recommend to me or someone suggested one of our producers that maybe this whole foot thing with the sport shoe is part of the sports match rigging cabal. If someone doesn't rig the soccer match, then they cut your foots off. It's possible. Throw it in the water. It's just, it's amazing. More and more foot stories showing up and this is something that really only a show like No Agenda can kind of cobble together because we're now, everyone's on the lookout for stories about foots. Yeah. And they're out there. They are out there for sure.

27:08 So I've got a thing to start when you start with. Okay. You know, the assertion we have is that the joy Bayhar show is a test test. Yeah, test bed to see if people eat the crap that she's dishing out. So what they're testing now is, and it's kind of funny because I got two clips, and it's about a, apparently, some how to be a predator, or being a child predator for dummies. Or, you know, the idiot's guide to being a sleazeball. There's something going around the net, supposedly, which I questioned the authenticity of the entire story. But that's going around, it's kind of a step-by-step guide on how to pick up kids or so. You can play a Child Predator manual clip.

28:00 I Describes everything literally it's a step-by-step manual it Describes him and have you found said manual has no This is far as I can tell it's made up. I don't know if it's me. It could be somebody wrote it up There's I'll tell you here's the problem I have with it They have this step-by-step at you as you hear it see what element is missing from a classic In terms of the culture what's missing from the from this picture? Well, I'll tell you what it is. It's the internet They never mentioned that the internet is a possible place to pick up kids But anyway, go on people how they can find victims different locations churches schools daycare centers family friends anything any type of situation you can come across

28:44 Duh! Daycare center. Yeah, I'm looking for some kids. Let me think. Daycare churches. Yeah, I know. It's really dumb. This is horrible. It details how those offenders or those predators can prey on those children. Here now with more on this horrible subject is the host of HLN's prime news and former prosecutor Vinny Palitan. Hey Vinny, we just heard- Hey Vinny, it's Joy Pito Behar here. Let me ask you a question. A brief description of what's in this manual. Can you tell me any more about it? of details available because police aren't telling us a lot about it because probably doesn't exist. They don't want us to know what's exactly in this manual. But here's basically the way it breaks down 170 pages. And what's in it is how to find kids, how to molest them and then how to keep

29:36 the kids quiet, how to keep the kids from telling anybody about it. So it's really, you know, a start to finish turnkey guide to how to molest children. For you franchisees. This is gunty rancor. What the hell is this? I can't believe this. How to find kids, how to molest them in case, you know, you're like a child molester and don't know how to do it, and then how to keep them quiet. What does it say? Like give them a lollipop? This is ridiculous. this is, oh and never get caught doing it, joy now obviously they don't want to give us too many details and they're not handing out copies of the manual because everybody will want to do it yeah because we're all gonna jump on that bandwagon to the media or public because they're not gonna give out any copies because it's just to encourage it what? oh my god, this is horrible they don't want this thing distributed but there's nothing that they can do right now because there's nothing illegal about possessing it at this point it's unbelievable there's your meme

30:34 Hold on, nothing illegal about possessing it at this point? Is that it? Yeah, there's a movement afoot to... Oh yeah, nice. This is essentially a censorship play in one way. And there's another aspect to this story that I think is more sinister than that, but it'll come up in the second clip. Go on. Well, let's listen to this. This is amazing. Illegal about possessing it at this point. It's unbelievable that this thing is out there. Do you know if there are pictures in the manual? She wants a copy. Tito Bayhar. Well, here's here's what I know as a former prosecutor I know there if there's pictures of children being molested in that manual and you possessed it that would be illegal That would be very illegal a former prosecutor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you have to have a law degree to know that one So just from basic legal knowledge, I would say no there aren't pictures or photographs

31:35 photographs in it, are there sketches in it? Possibly. Again, we don't know because this is a document that's not posted on the internet. This... Oh, wait a minute, it's not posted on the internet. No, it's going... he explains it, it's going around email amongst the cognoscenti. Ooh. Distributed by email, so you had to be on the list to get it. Oh, how do I get on the list? What list? It's the list. Shut up, John, it's the pedo list. You know that. Molester in the first place to get this manual. Either that or an undercover police officer and I guess they got on the list as well and that's how Orange County got their hands on this thing. But it's really quite troubling that someone would take the time, Joy, to outline how to do this knowing... Yeah, this is pretty scary. So if someone emails you this thing...

32:23 Of course, there's no way to delete this record really, particularly if you use like Gmail. And this thing shows up in your email because you've gotten on the list somehow. Well, it gets worse in the next clip. But by the way, this is Orange County, Orange County, Florida. Oh, OK. It's a scandal down in Florida. OK. How destructive this behavior is, it's absolutely brazen. Well, molesters are destructive people. They're terrible, evil people. Oh, really? I mean, it doesn't. It doesn't surprise me to tell you the truth that it's there, having read so much stuff. This of course has to be, I mean there's a number of things here, but this is the gateway into, you have to, your email has to be read.

33:06 This has got to be it. Oh yeah, that's right. Totally. Yeah, it's like, well we have to make sure you're not on the list if you're receiving a pedo bear email. Oh, this is disgusting. Stuff on this topic, it's just horrendous. Police don't know where this came from, but they are looking for the person that put it out there, right? No, no, they're not. No, they're not, Joy. They're not at all interested in who put this out there. It's just, you know, I'm glad you asked that question. That's very interesting. Looking for the author and he calls himself in this manual, the mule. and the mule and Joey the horse. This is a lot of details. I mean, John, whatever you do, do not Google this. Do not Google 170 pages on how to find, molest and keep kids quiet. This is just a little recommendation. Don't Google that. OK, not a good idea.

34:08 170 pages and he's probably done this in the past and there are victims out there. He has experience! They're very interested in finding who this guy is and once they find out who he is I'm sure they'll fully investigate him to see if in fact he has committed any of the crimes that he describes how to do in this 170 page manual. It's unbelievable. Oh my god. This is really, really, really bad. This is really bad. Of course this is bullshit. It's a fucking manual. So it gets actually a little worse, and you can kind of put the pieces together in the next clip. Unfortunately, Behar, I guess with her script, she kind of missed the point of this other woman who comes on to make an interesting assertion that the manual is good.

34:54 Because it allows us to track people down like dogs. Oh, that's right. This is it. It's gonna come into your email and you're gonna go to jail. This is what it's all about. As we just heard and we all know that. Why wouldn't something like this qualify as illegal as well? sick and twisted as it is, I'd like to look at this as a fantastic blessing in disguise. So often in sexual assault cases you don't have any corroboration. So all of a sudden someone gets picked up and a search warrant comes out and on the computer you have this, you have some sort of corroboration. But the reason why that this is not illegal... Wait, wait, wait, stop there for a second. Tell me some more about that part. In other words, parents can see the information and protect their children now that they know exactly what they're going to do? Misses the point. What?

35:37 She misses the point completely. This woman, I mean, Bayhart, does she even listen to her guests? Or was she given the wrong notes? No, of course not. Let me just roll that back a little bit. Let's just hear her kick into that again. What an idiot. Tell me more about that part. In other words, parents can see the information and protect their children now that they know exactly what they're going to do, these people? It hurts. Is there more? Yeah, yeah, actually it gets better. And what's really funny about this, because Behar missed the point, and the woman explains it in great detail, which we have to discuss, then Behar just dismisses her at the end with this, because she still never gets it. So she says, well, whatever, whatever. She goes to the next person. Hilarious. Is that what you're saying?

36:22 Well, that's one element, but even better is let's say a kid makes a report against a perpetrator and normally that would be a he said she said case But let's say that the cops go out and issue a search warrant all of a sudden they go on the computer and they find this manual Well by having had downloading the manual and taking the child's words now you have corroboration on a crime that may not have been prosecutable before I Say okay. All right I see, okay. Ed, back to this manual. So Mayer obviously wants to get a hold of the manual. Yeah. She's encouraging parents to get a hold of the manual so they can reverse engineer it. Yeah, because you know, it's like we have to understand how do pedophiles find children? Well, they go to church.

37:06 I think you should ask the Pope, maybe he has the manual. Whatever the case is, it seems to me as though that this is a slam dunk. If you're all you have to do is plant this manual on somebody's computer. Exactly, just email it to him. Or email it to him, that would be fine. You email it to him and then you do a false accusation. This is how you get rid of political enemies. Wow email this to them false accusation from some dumb kid who's been talked into it and Then this guy get you know you never really prosecute to an extent, but you ruin the guy or woman immediately And they're out of the picture Wow well, there's another way you can do it if you have a a Political adversary you can always do what? Wyclef Jean has done

38:00 And I have an audio clip. Unfortunately, I have not been able to record audio clips. You'll have to bear with me as this comes from YouTube. This is Wyclef Jean, the future president of Haiti, in concert. And please listen to... Have you heard this, John? This Wyclef clip? No, I know about it, though. Okay. I know y'all seen me in the news. Y'all seen me in the news. For like three months straight. So this is him, I'm not quite sure where he was on stage. Let me see if it says here. It was a Hot 97 concert everybody. Hot 97 brings you Wyclef Jean, the future president of Haiti. Live on stage, Hot 97.

38:43 If I was president, I'd get elected on Friday, assassinated on Saturday, buried on Sunday, they go back to work on Monday. If I was president, if I was the president, I got a message for Sean Penn Maybe he ain't see me in Haiti cause he was too busy sniffing cocaine So if someone comes out and says you're a basic douchebag because you are and you're in with the oil cabal traveling on their jet with Clinton and you've been pushed forward, go on stage at Hot 97

39:39 and sing and try to fit into your song with some great lyrics that your adversary is sniffing cocaine. He also slams the other guy from the Fugees, who also came out against him. Here it is. I got a message for Priswell. Even though you don't want to support me I got love for you Even though you only kick eight bars in the Fugees if I was president It's like wasn't Wyclef the guy he went one time two time isn't that all he did

40:19 Something like that. That's just too funny, man. We're sitting there like Sean Penn, you sniffing cocaine. I put it in my song. I wrote these lyrics myself. Jeez Louise. This ends of course Sean Penn is like livid. I don't have any audio tape of him, but you know that's okay. You know, Penn is more of a he's such a rabble rouser and he's so good at it that you know he could do like a short movie Well, this is going to be very interesting to watch. And Wyclef has plenty of time to do concerts at Hot 97. Yeah, no kidding. Anyway, so yeah, we've been following that from the right off the bat. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We've been following the whole Haiti thing and the earthquake machine and how that's how the country is just being raped. And so we got a couple of interesting things coming up this TV season. Oh,

41:21 You know we had a... It starts real soon, that's right. We've got the new season starting. Yeah, there, if you remember, I was either last show or the show before where I made this assertion, which I will use as a theme for a while, which is that the orders are in that we're going to change the focus from local law enforcement to federal government law enforcement as being the better of the two. The smart guys, exactly. The smart guys, as opposed to the dummies that they've always been portrayed as. So now we have a new show coming out from Jerry Bruckheimer. called the chase which apparently consists of nothing more than US Marshals which I you know if I've seen a lot of law enforcement agencies I don't think I've ever seen a US Marshal driving around but I suspect it's gonna start to happen. Well they do have these I think that it's a different type of cruiser and it has it has some it's like the Gitmo Nation police I have seen pictures of them so that you know the Marshals do have different vehicles and there's something different on the side. What do they do?

42:24 They go plant pedo books on people. That's probably what they do. So anyway, the point is that this show, and all they show is this woman, they're going to glamorize the, they're glamorizing women as the more sane of the two elements of the human species. And this woman is a tough cop. good-looking blonde hot blonde and all she does is chase people literally that's what the show is called the chase on foot and they show her the one scene which you won't be able to see here on the on the audio but you can kind of imagine it

43:01 She's saying, US Marshal, stop. And she's running, running from table to table to table over tables in a cafe. And her boobs bouncing around. She'd over her boobs. Some guy tell me about the boobs. Play the proto trailer and you'll see what it's all about. Mondays get a real punch. Boom. In a new drama from the master of adrenaline. Hey, I'm Jerry Bruckheimer. So put on your boots, check your gear and keep your eyes open. I got him. Here comes Chase. Chase, I think the title says just about everything you need to know. Chase is something really special for us, something we haven't done ever. Action! US marshals out! Kind of reminds me of how we started with CSI. Big difference between us and the police. They care about where he's been, we care about where he's going. Let's move.

43:58 Every week you're gonna go after a violent felon. You're gonna see how the federal marshals deal with chasing these people finding these people No, we try to give you big get better and this is something unique and fresh. It's the chase Take a look Cool But so we care boobs bouncing around that's my question. I am She's kind of the athletic so I know it's not big big bouncers. That's for sure. Okay, um damn We care about where he's going. That's the difference between us and the police. We care, they care about what he did. We care about where he's going. So we're talking pre-crime.

44:46 So this is a pre-crime oriented story extolling the virtues of the federal government over the local police and catching the bad guys. So this hot blonde is running after guys who have not actually committed a crime? Well, no, they may be a crime spree. They've maybe committed a bunch of crimes, but they've got to stop them somehow from doing more crime. I don't know. I don't know what the show's actually about, except like she says, this chase says it all. From what I can tell, all it is is her running, knocking people over, yelling, U.S. Marshals, get out of the way, slaves, and running, running, running after people.

45:31 Get out of the way, slaves. This is gonna suck. I got boobs. Get out of the way, slaves. Jerry Bruckheimer's my man. Slave. It's unbelievable. Get out, slave. Yeah. Well, I remember after when I was a kid, you used to watch FBI. Remember that? They had the, I think it was called FBI, wasn't it? Yeah, it may have been an FBI show. Yeah, it was always like, FBI, freeze. And then the bad guy would always shoot and miss and then they go, doo, doo, doo. And then the guy would drop. It's like there was never any blood or anything. It was just like completely FBI freeze. They would never get shot at all. Yeah, well reminds me of that show that had Mr. T in it. I can't remember the name of it. The A-Team, of course. The A-Team. They would blow up stuff and people would walk away and brush off the dust. Nothing wrong. There's nothing wrong here.

46:21 Hey, you know, we've completely missed something in the... Shadow Puppet Theater! Do you know, or did you know, that two people are resigning from the White House administration? Two very important people. And we have not, it's actually it's not really even the news because of course everyone's talking again about Rahm Emanuel who is the the president's chief of staff and he may go run for mayor of Chicago which would let's face it that's a that's an even better place to be for him.

46:56 Oh yeah, that's actually, that makes nothing but sense. Yeah, well, because Mayor Daley, of course it's the current Daley, because the Daley's have run Chicago for as long as, you know, for a hundred years. The 30s or the 40s? Yeah, whatever. So he has decided not to run for re-election for like, was it a seventh term or something by now? Or eighth, one of the two. So he decided not to run and of course this is the perfect way for Rahm, they're already setting it up, you can see the Ministry of Truth at work here, it's like, oh this is Rahm Emanuel, he could be much more effective and he's done such a good job and you know so it'd be perfect for him to go there. But underneath the radar, we have two people who are resigning. The first one being my favorite elitist, who I really hate with a passion, Christina Romer, who is the president's economic advisor. You know the cow I'm talking about?

47:50 You know, I don't remember talking about it much. Yeah, we've talked about it. I've played sound here. All right Let me send you the link because when you see her you're gonna go. Oh that cow. Oh, yeah Yeah, you already googled her. So she is that she by the way is the one who said this is gonna be great because we will have no more than 8% unemployment. unemployment if you count people who are no longer looking and have been kicked out of the system and this she's a jabroni a jabroni yet yeah yeah we did talk about her she hate her and so here's the she's going back to teach at Berkeley yeah it's right after you failed she should she should be beheaded

48:42 Seriously, seriously. She should be beheaded. She should at least be put in irons or something so we can throw tomatoes at her because she is the economic advisor, the chair of the Council of Economic Advisors. Hey, good job, Christy. Good job, douche. She makes me vomit. And then the other person who, remember, he came in with great fanfare is Peter Orszag. Oh really? I missed that. Peter Orszag is of course the budget director, who by the way is in, you know, he's like, he's screwing a girl from ABC News, he's having a kid with somebody else, the guy's like, you know, he's spewing his seed all over Washington. He was the guy who was an economic consultant to Georgia. Wasn't it Georgia or something?

49:35 I don't remember that the whole story. I have to wiki it. Yeah, no, no, no, he was economic. No, no, he was economic advisor to Iceland. That's what it was. All right. Yeah, that's it. Iceland, which, by the way, is no longer on his wiki page. It's been scrubbed. So they've taken that off. Yeah. He was the director of the Office of Management and Budget. He was the guy who was putting the budget back together. He's going to be great. And this guy is just a sleazeball running around screwing everybody. Making kids and and then dropping them and it's just I mean there's some links in the show notes no agenda show calm you should read him it's the whether they call it the oars or zaggasm I think he wears a hairpiece. Yeah, you might but he's just So and he's quitting

50:30 He's a distinguished visiting fellow at the Council on Foreign Relations. Oh yeah, oh really? Total CFR sleazeball. Also contributing columnist for the New York Times op-ed page. Oh yes, lovely. So this guy is, you know, they're sleaze buckets. They screwed everything up, literally, and then they're leaving and everyone's like, oh good job, very good, very good. But of course no one's really reporting on that, it's just kind of like slid under the radar. No one, I mean, but this, really the one who irks me the most is, is Christy Romer, whose genius has saved us and we'll, oh, we'll have no more than 8% unemployment, I guarantee it. And, uh...

51:13 Actually, I saw that on Rick's list. I wish I had the clip. I have no way to record over here. But he had someone on, maybe it was during Labor Day. And he, and Rick Sanchez, is that his name from CNN? Yeah, Rick Sanchez. I saw part of that show, but then I was, he's so boring, I can't watch much. But he's a dick. And he said like, the president never said that. The president never said 8%. The president never, and I'm sure the president has said that. But the end of the story is... It may have been a spokesperson for the president. Well, it was Christy Romer who said it for sure, but that was official policy. This woman who's never been in business before, but has only taught at Berkeley and is going back where she came from, is the one who was going to fix it all.

52:04 Well, you know, you have to remember the Obama administration has the lowest in history of number of people, I think it's like 6% of the entire operation in terms of cabinet members and all the consultants and czars and everybody that works for them, that have actually worked in industry or business at all. They're all from the government, by the government, you know, in the government or academia in her case, but they've never worked for a living, they've never had a job, they've never had to hire somebody, they've never had to do anything, and that's the reason that this administration is failing. It's obvious. Yeah, because they don't know what they're doing. They don't know what they're doing. But boy, President Obama gave a great, rousing speech.

52:45 during the Labor Day. Did you see that? I saw the entire speech. It was absolutely... The guy can do that. I mean, the guy is great. When he stands up there in front of a crowd, oh my... And whoever wrote, he has that whole car metaphor about, the Republicans drove it into the ditch and we'd be pushing it out. Republicans standing there going like, how come you're not pushing that hard? And so it was really good, but then... That was very good. But the problem is... Wait, wait, let me just say the best part is he said, we, the Democrats, want to put it in D for drive. And he actually kind of flubbed it. He didn't quite- He blew it. He blew that joke. He blew the joke because the joke was the Republicans want to put it in R for reverse, which gives the immediate neurolinguistic programming of D for Democrats, drive, R for Republicans, reverse. And he screwed it up. But it was well written. It was- No, he totally screwed it up.

53:41 He said it was, we're Democrats D, we're gonna put it in drive and the Republicans are gonna put it in reverse and he just left out the joke. He forgot the R part, I know, douche. Well the problem is, let me get back to that. Let me just close the window, John, because I've got like boats and all kinds of shit passing by here, it's annoying. That would be cool. Well I needed some air! Better close my window, I got a train outside. Alright, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.

54:17 So the point I'm trying to make is that nobody hears this speech excepted the small audience that he's playing to so this is not gonna work. He can speak all he wants, it's not gonna help. In fact, the only thing that got picked up on by everybody and I thought this was interesting, I have a clip from his speech under CNN hand wringing. Hold on, let me grab it. Was the following is that he makes this comment about being a dog and which was an ad-lib, and I compared the right-wing broadcast media with the left-wing broadcast media, and the right-wing, without much of a question, they realized it was actually quite funny and endearing when he said it, and they passed it off as just a joke, shrugged it off as just a joke, and who gives a crap, it was funny, let him go, let's talk about something else. The left-wing media, CNN's a good example of this, worried sick about

55:09 this and they called the White House for comments and it was... He went off script! He went off script, dammit! What happened? So play this, here's an example. I literally saw Wolf Blitzer, well you know we received the speech beforehand and he went off script on this! It's outrageous, alright here we go. This man taking on some powerful interests. Some powerful interests who have been dominating the agenda in Washington for a very long time and they're not always happy with me. They talk about me like a dog. What exactly does that mean by the way, when you talk about someone like they're a dog? What does that mean? They just have no respect for him. Oh, okay. That's not in my prepared remarks, it's just... but it's true.

55:59 So this is, this to me is unbelievable. The guy makes an off-handed comment, feels obliged to say that it's not on the script, and the left-wing media goes bananas over the fact that the president is actually talking, not from a script.

56:43 Oh, I would call the White House. We couldn't figure out why he went off script. It doesn't make any sense. We're going to... Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, well, you know what they're pissed off about is because they didn't have the chyron ready. They needed the lower third. President says treated like dog. They didn't have that ready. They were like, you know, and the graphics department was off for Labor Day weekend. So no one could like put new graphics together. And that's why they're pissed off about it. They're pissed. They're very, you know, they're worried sick. I mean, literally, you watch the president speak and if you look at the lower third on the screen, before he even says it,

57:18 It's on the screen, it says, President says, colon, and then it's on the screen before he, it's so orchestrated. It's on the screen, and by the way, that's not just CNN, it's Fox, it's everybody. Everyone's got the script, they all know what's going on. I think John, literally, that's why they were pissed off. They didn't know that it was the big moment of the speech, and they didn't have the planning, they didn't have the round table briefed. It ruined the whole media exercise. Yeah, exercise in stupidity. Anyway, I found the whole thing annoying. So his sweet talking isn't going to work in this election. Over the Labor Day weekend, and I was blown away that Fox actually posted this. Apparently, Secretary General Ban Ki-moon of the United Nations and his 60 of his top lieutenants, which is 60 of his top lieutenants.

58:16 Who does he need? Well, he has at least 60. It's the top brass of the entire UN system. Spent their Labor Day weekend at a remote Austrian Alpine retreat. Which by the way is a great place to go. If you want to hang out with Nazis, go to the Austrian Alpine Retreat. That'll do it. I'm reading from this article, discussing ways to put their sprawling organization in charge of the world's agenda. This is Fox, okay? Wow. Yeah, and they actually have a link to the position papers. I came in right before we started the show, so I don't have time, but here's the article from Fox, controlled by the Democrats, of course.

58:56 And here they have a bullet pointed the discussions that went on in the Austrian Alpine retreat. One, how to restore climate change as a top global priority after the fiasco of last year's Copenhagen summit. Two, Is that what it says? I'm reading verbatim. Okay. Two, how to continue to try to make global redistribution of wealth the real basis of that climate agenda and widen the discussion further to encompass the idea of quote global public goods. This is amazing. Three, how to keep growing UN peacekeeping efforts into missions involved in the police, courts, legal system and other aspects of strife-torn countries.

59:44 How to capitalize on the global tide of migrants from poor nations to rich ones to encompass a new quote international migration governance framework, which is exactly what's happening in the European Union right now by the way. There's a lot of talk about, you know, they're kicking gypsies out of places and hookers can't cross borders. There's all kinds of weird stuff. Next talking point, next bullet point from their position papers and I'm sure if you read the paper it's probably in there. How to make quote clever use of new technologies to deepen direct ties with what the UN calls quote civil society. Meaning novel ways to bypass its member nation states and deal directly with constituencies that support UN agendas. And this is just unbelievable.

1:00:32 It's like Fox News reporting that the United Nations is going to take over the world and run it. Well, that's what we've been reporting... Forever! Without this document. Yeah, and so this document is photocopied and turned into a PDF. You think it could be a hoax? Could be. It looks pretty damn real. Let me... Let me copy the link for you. I'll throw it into the chat room. Those guys have a lot more time to do stuff while we're talking. And it literally came out, or at least I got a hold of it just before we started with the show, but I was just blown away that Fox is reporting like, okay, here's the United Nations is essentially taking over the world, which is

1:01:22 Guess kind of what we always thought in the going to to Austria. Give me a break That's the great irony of that. It's that's the symbolism And this whole article is just filled with stuff I It's it's amazing. I'm gonna send you the the Fox News article as well. You just got to take a look at that but I think Besides the fact that our listeners are really producers of the show and actually help us produce this program. They also support us And we take no advertisements we We have no commercial interests. We don't copyright the show you can or the name you can do whatever you want You can rebroadcast it. Yes, we encourage. Yes, you can rebroad commercial. We don't care Just try and support the show in one fashion or another

1:02:20 And since I am working on only one very small screen, I think that you should do most of the... Yeah, let's take a look at who gave us some donations this week. Beginning with Anthony Everett from Tea Gardens, New South Wales, which is good. John, you called me Andrew the first time I donated. You got it right the second time, so here's another donation to show my support. Thank you, Andrew. It turns out that Australia is the number two most donating country in the world according to a survey of like 500 countries or something. Australia supports causes the second most, US being first. Well, we do get support from Australia for the show. Anthony Everett, Andrew, we'll call him Andrew from now on so he keeps giving us donations.

1:03:15 John Little, McGee, Mississippi. $100. This is his second donation to the show and he wants to call my brother Dusty out as a douchebag as he turned me on to the show two years ago and has not donated. That's bad. Now we have another one here that is kind of interesting. Oh, actually we have to, oh I'm sorry, we did not give her credit for an executive producer. She actually gave a couple of different donations and I'm going to have to go look them up on email. Who is this? America Hartman.

1:03:55 Oh, yeah, I see her show up a couple times on the list. Yeah, she actually heard total donation should make her an associate executive producer But I fry I went back and forth with email with her because she said let me go find her emails Because she her name is America. I love that Okay, so like my first email to her when she wants to she has a list of people she wants to douchebag out Okay, she She I so went back and forth is your name. I'm met really America I mean what you know, there are people named Paris and you know, and yeah, that's Boston. I don't know but

1:04:37 to blow so i say she says yes she's named and her other good siblings apparently just have normal names but somebody you know made her uh... color you know back so i think any time in that somebody named america has a request you have to go we just gotta go for it yeah of course siblings are lauren and christopher and she's america i don't know they must have been smoking something that day Anyway, she donated $84 on one hand and $117 the second time. And that should be enough to be a producer, which will make her an executive producer for today's show. Executive or associate? Associate executive. Okay, she's there. I've got her in. And she wants her boyfriend Rorick to be double douchebag. Douchebag! Douchebag! So I guess Rorick was... Bad. Apparently. He's not good.

1:05:28 She also has a different one. Let me get the other page up. She has a couple other douchebags she wants to call out, but we'll put that off until next time. Don't forget. Eric, please note it. I'll dig it up and send it to Eric and we'll put it in the next show so we can get more douchebag callouts. Before I forget, we have a new site, noagendanation.com. Which pinpoints all producers, executive producers, associate executive producers, and I believe Knights. And this will be a map that continues to update. This is actually Eric the Shill put this together.

1:06:12 Oh, no, have you ever seen it yet? No agenda nation? No, no, I didn't know anything about it. Eric does mapping very well. He's got a bunch of programs that do all kinds of demographic work. Yeah, I mean, it's really cool. I don't know if it's is it just oh, no, it's it's global. I mean, it's really, really cool. You just look at this, you go like, holy crap. I mean, we're we're taking over the world, dude. I mean, we can't pay our rent barely, but we're taking over the world. No agenda nation. Look at it. You gotta zoom out. Oh, and even, oh, it's cool. He even has a harp mapped here. Thanks, Eric. What's it? No agenda nation? Yeah. I love it. Harp is on the map. That's perfect, dude. Is it dot com? Yeah, dot com. No agenda nation dot com. It is awesome. There it is. And he's got little knight logos. Holy crap. This thing is great.

1:07:00 Look at this thing. This is awesome. You see the Knights, the little Knight logos where Knights are. He's got a harp. I love a harp on the map. Thank you. It makes me feel so good. He's got little all kinds of all kinds of cool little things in there. That's great. We've got nobody from Manitoba. Yeah, that's a lame. No one from Greenland. No one. No one from Iceland. We should have Iceland listeners. We got none. Yeah. And Except for the you know, there's occasional Africa well Africa, we're not really big in Africa. We got nut we got one guy in the middle of no This is in the air or this was a land is it I think it's a year, isn't it? No, South Africa. I think anyway That's a great. Good great work Eric. Yeah

1:07:55 It's defining as knowing Eric he's got it coded in such a way that when he just does the spreadsheet they pop that pops and Automatic I love it of course. We'll still fuck it all up. Don't worry. It's possible Marc Philippe Roussi from St. St. Hubert St. Hubert Quebec and by the way Now we'll talk about this some other time. He wants a de-douching doesn't he? He's a donation of 42 bucks for 10 10 10 plus 17 dollars to sum of his karmic numbers apparently. I have a job interview next week looking for some karma but please de-douche me as this is my first donation. You've been de-douched.

1:08:43 Well, I'm shooting and deducing today. Yeah, Christopher advent in Winnipeg Well, Winnipeg Manitoba. There you go. There you go. I was wrong beyond the map 5510. What do we have some? No, actually wasn't from Regina rhymes with Saskatchewan's rice different show what 5510 Hey Adam and John, thanks for the multiple birthday shoutouts on Noah, Jenna, on both Sunday and Thursday, even though I almost broke the story. And happy birthday to Adam from Chris Advent Gitmo Great White North. Thank you. Thank you very much. You're getting a lot of birthday callouts. Yeah, well, it's nice. It's very nice. Now we have IVO Internet Voor Sopper. Ondernemers. IFO Internet for Ondernemers. Say it with me now, John.

1:09:28 Evo internet for older namers. Yeah, very good. Perfect. That's a ringtone Al Al Kumar, uh Netherlands 5510 Uh in the morning since this douche me hasn't donated and I'm intending the dutch no agenda meeting next Friday I can't stay behind. So here you go guys hookers and blow this kind of stuff See you Friday, Adam. which is unusual yes and it's fifty five double niggles on the day from her brandon merrill winchester virginia winchester virginia fifty five double niggles on the dam is a new listener i want to sign is a loyal minute man stop being a douche bag for not donating great show john donna uh... our bottom and you you mister you miss brandon merrill

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1:12:48 Is that it? That seems to be it. Oh, okay. Well everybody... Happy birthday from all your friends in Virginia. But we do have three knights to deal with. Yeah, is the first one Ara? Shall we do that one first? Yeah, let's do Ara the Black Knight. Okay, so that's my sword. You got yours? Ooh, yes, okay. John, why don't you do this knighting? You haven't done a knighthood in a while. Ara Dardarian. We here at the No Agenda Show apologize for the lateness of this because now you are a black knight and we and I and you finish it Adam because you've got the spiel I don't. Okay Aaron Dardarian for your support of the No Agenda Show in excess or equaling 1000

1:13:31 Nuggets. Flowers. One thousand flowers. We hereby pronounce the Sir Era Dardarian Black Knight of the No Agenda Roundtable! And of course, for you, some black hookers and blow. So we it's a yeah, we use the thousand roses In tribute to Craigslist, yeah, because we don't want to get you know, like if you know We're gonna get it cut off man. If they find out that we're soliciting money, that would be really bad. All right I Nick myself there. Oh, do you need some neosporin? I

1:14:13 Larry Stewart, please step forward and kneel! You, known as a slave, by the name of Larry Stewart, have supported the No Agenda show in equaling or excess 1,000 flowers. And therefore, Larry Stewart, we now pronounce Sir Larry Stewart, Knight of the No Agenda Roundtable. Cabernet and red boys, perhaps. Whatever you choose. We've got everything. And then one more, right? Is this the... Now was Larry, was he Order of the Mint? Did I mess that up? Yeah, he's Order of the Mint from Paul. Yeah, right. Sorry about that, Larry. You're Order of the Mint. Which is... there is a significant difference. And did I understand, John, that Order of the Mints get an Order of the Mint ring? No. They get a knight ring. Knight ring. Regular knight ring. But they are... you hereby are knighted. And by the way, anyone who buys a challenge coin is also automatically deduced, correct?

1:15:08 Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely, okay. Charles Jordan, please step forward to the podium. We really appreciate your 1,000 flowers. Roses. Roses for services rendered on out-call basis. So therefore, we're pulling out our big one and we're hitting you with Charles Jordan. You are now Sir Charles Knight of the No Agenda Roundtable. For you, sir, you got a spot right over here. Beautiful. That was a good night and good group. And wow, I can't thank Sir Paul Couture enough for what he's doing for the show.

1:15:52 Yeah, hopefully he doesn't... hopefully it continues, but he's a coder, so he's one of those guys that at any given time can get this horrible job, and the next thing you know, we'll never hear from him again. Well, what I like about what he's doing is, you know, he organizes all this stuff and he helps us pay our bills, but he also takes just enough to help himself pay bills, right? I mean, it's really... it's a great system. He's not like doing it completely free. Yeah, no, he's yeah, no, that's the idea. That's what we do with our open source model I love it some people I'm sure you know could be making money and giving us nothing But you know we hopefully that won't happen I think most of the people that are out there that are sincere are actually doing it to support the show not to Exploit the show. No exactly exactly so please go to Dvorak org slash na

1:16:40 or noagendashow.com and actually, you know, John, the donation link on noagendashow.com I think is outdated. We should change that or we got to do something with it because it's wrong. It doesn't have all of the programs on it. Oh, okay. Well, I have a page that why don't you just take my page? Yeah, well, I'm going to forward it to your page, which is dvorak.org slash NA or channeldvorak.com slash NA. And you should probably also put a link on that page, John, to the noagendanation.com, which really shows the strength of this program and how we're converting slaves into awakened individuals and great human resources.

1:17:24 Did you see that story, by the way, that... And by the way, when you mention that, don't forget, I want to remind people out there that we don't... since, you know, the only way we get bigger is for you to help us get bigger by turning people on to the show. And I recommend you turn on to the people that are already predisposed, not like, you know, lockstep Democrats. No, forget it. It's not going to work. Yeah, Tom Hartman is not going to listen to our show. Thumb. Thumb. Thumb. So just to laugh at us a little bit more, 23 Japanese companies, including Toyota and Honda, have formed a campaign. This is great. They plan to use body warmth generated by just when you're hanging around to when you're being lazy into energy for powering TV remotes.

1:18:25 Only the Japanese. President and founder Roy Freeland, not in the Japanese, said energy harvesting can produce lots of gimmicks. Shoes that light up when you walk on them. Or a television remote that works when you shake it. But when it comes to real applications, we're talking machine to machine, where harvested energy is going to be powering electronics in the kind of places where you don't really want to go to change a battery. I guess he means sex toys. This is from the Matrix. But of course it is. Energy harvesting, human resources, you are good to go. Charge it up, baby. You know what they're going to have if you masturbate more? That's going to like charge your heating or something. Or you could put a little wheel. Just a little hamster wheel in everybody's home. The exceptionally rare alliance was formed as corporate Japan scrambles to retain its reputation for cutting edge technology.

1:19:25 I love it. Harvesting, harvesting from the human resources. This is great because you know if you masturbate not only do you not make kids who of course are killing the environment with their evil CO2 emissions from pooping but you're also generating energy for your remote control. So I have a I think we've beaten that. Yes we have. I couldn't pull it any further. So, uh, I think it's gonna rub some people the wrong way. Wait, hold on a second. So let's go on to, we haven't done it for a while, I think for a couple of weeks, but let's do it again. I want to, I have a lot, I have a three items, you know what they are. I think I'm there. So hit me with the theme. Oh, uh,

1:20:17 Oh brother. It's your old system, you don't know how to use it. Well I'm trying, this is an old theme though. Where the hell is it? Oh here it is. Oh ready? Here we go. Geez. Well sorry, I didn't know you were going to call for the theme. At least I still have it. Yeah, no, I'm glad that you do. Okay, here we go. So now we're watching listening to the news over the last few days and The push is on they got the word somebody sent out a memo and so let's every local newscast and here's two teasers in a row Play flu one first of all, it's that time again why you'll only need one flu shot this season and the big changes involving

1:21:00 Who will need to get one? That's right everybody because now it's burnt flu. Burnt flu is where it's at. That was a double tease. They did it one in one segment, they did it again. They didn't tell you in the next segment anything but they teased it twice and now here's another teaser on another channel, Flu 2. Arriving at your drugstore and doctor's office, why this year's vaccine is meant for everyone and it's cheaper too. But wait, it's new and improved and cheaper! Yay! It's reduced! Now I'm amused by this because it's like a blitz of flu crap. And the thing that's interesting, and I want to ask the question, just ask it rhetorically.

1:21:42 Why last year were we talking about two shots for swine flu and you couldn't mix it with the other flu shot and all this and that and it was a complicated deal now the exact same thing did they change the vaccine did they invent something new I don't think so but now they have instead of two shots you got a ball combined it's all one shot baby it's Can I just read my articles real quick before you jump in so what I found is new scientist and Headline, bird flu jumps to pigs. This is a great one. So now they've like, you know, now you're going to the bird flu is going to jump to the pig and from the pig you get the swine flu. And this is the H5N1 maybe, maybe evolving the ability to spread from mammal to mammals as a team who've discovered that pigs in Indonesia have been affected with the disease. John, since 2005, it's probably already rampant by now.

1:22:42 Oh no. It's one step in the frightening chain of events that could turn to, that could lead to human transmission and a pandemic. Be afraid everybody be very, very afraid you're going to die from swine flu. We are all going to die. It's jumping to pigs. And they have this beautiful picture, John, of a chicken kissing a pig. I swear, I swear to God. Send me that link. I gotta blog that. I'm gonna put this in the chat room. These are the human resources who are generating electricity. Look at that. They've got a chicken and it even says sharing more than just a pen.

1:23:19 Oh brother. Look at that, it's like the chicken is kissing the pig. Actually I think the pig is kissing the chicken. I think the pig wants to eat the chicken personally. That's great. So uh. Poultry to, oh here it is, here's the meme. Poultry to pig. There you go. Poultry to pig. I got one more. This is uh. Medical news today. Headline, stay vigilant. Bird flu could spark next global outbreak urges expert. You are going to die, you stupid slaves. You're going to get bird flu. Bird flu, I tell you. You're going to die. Yeah, why aren't they working on a bird flu vaccine, by the way? You can't because you're going to die.

1:23:58 you're gonna die from it, stupid slave! Last month, the World Health Organization declared the swine flu pandemic over after 18,600 reported deaths worldwide. WHO warnings and recommendations had led many to believe we were in for a pandemic which would cost millions of lives. Some prestigious medical journals as well as leading experts expressed concern that billions of dollars of public money was wasted. Here's how this set you up. With not much achieved except for the pharmaceutical industry's profits, but now, now there's a possibility the next outbreak could emerge from birds which should be transmitted to pigs and from pigs to humans. Oh my god, we're gonna die John, don't fuck the pig! So here's another question.

1:24:42 Besides the fact that they can't seem to get a bird flu vaccine that works. Or a virus that will kill us. I'm sure they're working on both. Because we need to reduce the population. Here's the question on my mind. Now the flu, year after year, since I was a little kid when they began this industry of flu shots, they would go to China and they would look around and figure out what they thought might be the flu. I mean, it's a mixture, it's a witch's brew. brew of various vaccines within the flu shot of flus that they see that are cropping up and coming out of China from the pigs and ducks.

1:25:20 And so then they make a decision at some point, okay, here's the four we're gonna use. These are the ones that are most likely to become the seasonal flu. And they make a vaccine and then they ship that out. It generally takes X amount of time to figure out what viruses you wanna attack. And then you have to develop the flu vaccine. Then you have to manufacture it. They generally come out around the middle of October. And why are they coming out on September 8th this year? Well, because we're now on the heels of the egg recall. So that, you know, there's like, hey, you know, guys, I think we should move our agenda up a little bit, because everyone's still kind of thinking about the messed up eggs. So maybe we should make it like, you know, kind of like difficult because vaccines are grown in eggs.

1:26:09 I think they've got September 11th coming up so people are kind of worried anyway. I think it's just like they feel it's like a right time for the slaves. The slaves are in the right mood. I don't believe that for a minute. I think there's something hinky about this whole thing. I even wonder whether the shot's any good. Not that I... Why don't you try it? I'm not gonna get a shot this year. I'm just gonna have some Tamiflu at the ready and that'll be the end of it. I'll wait until they get this swine flu thing worked out and they stop putting weird crap into these flu shots. And why is the flu shot out so early? That's the question I'm asking. It's always been middle of October or even the beginning of October on the lung shot. It's a month earlier than ever.

1:26:51 Why? Because it's cheaper. It's bullcrap. Poultry2Pig.com. Somebody find me a link to somebody that explains this to me. Why cut a month off of the flu shot? And by the way, flu season is not until January anyway. Okay, so here's the long package. They finally had all these teasers and teasers and teasers and so they came up with a package about the flu which explains everything. And let's just explain what a package is because a package is a produced segment that shows up in a news show typically two minutes long sometimes a little longer. I think this one goes, I think it's about two minutes. Whatever the case, it's a little pre-produced thing where the guy introduces the package with this voice.

1:27:35 And then when he's doing the package, he's got this voice. I have no idea, by the way, this is a technical thing about packages, and I, cause I've done them. Cause they do the lead in and if they lead in, you've got one voice and then they put you into a soundproof booth to do the VO, the voiceover for the package. And it sounds like a different person. And everybody does it this way. The network guys do it this way. The locals, I don't get why. Well, probably because they suck. Well, they do suck. Okay, so here's the flu long package. This is the ex- This is all the memes are in here all the little deals. Everyone's got to get this shot at any age. You know, it's a do-all catch-all. There's no more this and that.

1:28:19 Get it. The signs at pharmacies say flu shots and they are readily available as flu season approaches. This flu season promises some changes. KTVU Deborah Villalon is live in Concord tonight with more on what we can expect. Deborah. Julie, vaccines are arriving. The signs are going up. And this year's flu shot covers both swine and seasonal flu. So you only have to feel the sting once. Last fall, That's a good little slave. Did you like my needle, you little slave? That sounds like a sadist put this thing together. It's the pedo bear. Hey, little girl, here, let me give you only one little sting. You like it? It's very good for you.

1:29:07 Last fall's flu season was torturous in more ways than one as vaccine production problems caused shortages and long lines plus tension over who deserved the shot as sickness outpaced protection. And by the time piles of vaccine arrived people people weren't interested anymore and most of it went to waste. Well, that's because we told them to stay away from your idiotic flu shot. John, congratulations. I think we did a good job of contributing towards helping the slaves stay away from it. Don't you think? Yeah, I think a lot of people, you know, didn't get the shot, didn't get the flu, then nothing ever came of it. And it was, it was obviously a hoax of some sort. And that woman at the World Health Organization should, should resign. She should be beheaded, I say.

1:29:52 It was scary. It took forever to get the shots. I mean, I used to call every day. This mom remembers well, inching up a waiting list for her daughter's shots. Stressed, she's not eager to repeat. I'm hoping. Yeah, I think they're more prepared because last year was so crazy. There's a lot of frantic moms. Today, assurances came from the Federal Centers for Disease Control. 30 million doses are available, with 130 million more still to come. Shots that cover multiple strains. I get it every year, so. Yeah, and I sound great, I get it every year. I'm a zombie, but I get it every year. I'm still here. I probably haven't had the flu for 10 or 12 years. My testicles fell off, but I haven't had the flu. Seniors have always been at high risk for influenza. You hear that?

1:30:41 But for the first time, officials are recommending vaccination for everyone older than six months. Oh, this is new. This is new. If you can eat solid food, not even six months. If you can poop in a diaper, you're good for the flu shot. I didn't do the H1N1, but I just did the regular flu shot. Not getting the H1N1 vaccine last year leaves you susceptible to that virus again. You didn't get it, you slave. All the other flus go away, but that one sticks around for some unknown reason. It didn't mutate at all. No, it's exactly the same one, you susceptible slave, you need it. Here, about six in ten Americans remain vulnerable. Many still on the fence about getting the shot. I don't know if I will this year or not because I was lucky last year. I dodged a bullet last year. I was real lucky.

1:31:37 and didn't get sick. If cost is an obstacle, one more big change. Healthcare reform requires Medicare and private insurance waive co-pays and deductibles so the shot is free to more... Thank you, President Obama. Thank you, taxpayers. That's great. Oh, awesome. It's for free, kids. For people. Now, most of the chain drug stores like this one offer the flu shot without an appointment for between $20 to $30. Reporting live in Concord, Deborah Villalon, KTVU, Channel 2 News. And ktvu.com has more details on this year's flu season, including new information about who should get vaccinated. Just look for the web links section.

1:32:21 You know, John, this has to this is I can boil this down to zombies. I swear to God, this is, you know, I predicted zombies were going to be in the news and this is going to be about zombies somehow. If you don't get the flu shot, maybe not this season. It might be next season. You're going to turn into a zombie. That's what's going to happen. They're going to say, look, if you don't get your shot, you turn into a zombie. Did you hear that University of Baltimore is offering a zombie class? There's a University of Baltimore? No wonder I'd never heard of them.

1:33:00 University of Baltimore is offering, it's like a joke but it's an AP report, is offering a new class on the undead. The course is being taught by Arnold Bloomberg, the author of a book on zombie movies, zombie mania, and the curator of Gepi's Entertainment Museum which focuses on American pop culture. Here it is. Students taking English 333 will watch 16 classic zombie films and read zombie comics. As an alternative to a final research paper, they may write scripts or draw storyboards for their ideal zombie flicks. I'm telling you, the preparedness, zombies will exist in our lifetime. There will be zombies roaming the streets. Zombies.

1:33:50 So, uh... You laugh at me now. I do. This one I'm not... Well, this is good timing in the show for it. So, I was listening to another news report. Curiously, I was in the neighborhood of this place just the other day. Hooters? Sorry? Hooters? Ted and gun gun shop. Oh, so So they've they've read they've reopened the only gun shop in San Francisco And it was a big fuss about it and you know so they had a meeting and I ran into third I took it was a long clip I took these two subclips out of it, which are two women who went before the board of supervisors or whoever, bitching about this place. And the second one who comes up, both of them are wearing, they're both, I don't know for sure, but they look like two lesbians. Now this is a 24 second clip, this is what you're talking about? Yeah, the gun shop clip. Okay. One of them complains, and the other one complains with a new twist.

1:34:47 An absolutely new twist on complaining that I said, whoa, you could use this for everything. A store selling firearms and accessories adds nothing to the vibrancy of this strip of Mission Street we've all worked so hard to create. This one business is basically adding another blank wall to the neighborhood by producing a business that 14% of the neighborhood, which is to say our children, can't go into. I'm going to explain what the procedure is going to be. But those arguments didn't work. Okay. So that's the argument.

1:35:23 14% can't go into a store. That includes everything that kids can't go into. It's no good. Our kids can't go into the shop. It shouldn't be there. This is really bad, you know, you can't help kids. But by the way, put this needle in your kid. It's good for it. So anyway, by the way, the first woman talks about the building is the neighborhood is a shithole. You know, it's the mission. Yeah, it is. And so it's, you know, it's, it's interesting is vibrant, that's for sure. But the gun shops not going to hurt that. But the 40 Oh, this is a terrible place because 14% of our citizens can't go in. Well, you think you want to close the bars down then? Well,

1:36:08 I mean, what do you want me to say? I mean, this is just something I've never heard it before. I'm going to use it from now on. I literally do not know what to say. I have a couple Gitmo Nation stories if I could just go around Gitmo Nation for a moment. Hit it. OK, Mintz believed to be crack landman in jail. So a guy was pulled over for his tags being expired on his car and he had some mints in his mouth and the cop like made him spit it out and put it in a baggie and arrested him and said, you're not getting out until the test have come back from the lab because you were eating your crack. I thought that was kind of nice. There's something really weird going on. We haven't really followed Gitmo Nation's Stinky Cheese.

1:36:58 But this L'Oreal heiress Bettencourt, who I think is, she's old now. She apparently gave Sarkozy all of this election money which breached all the finance campaign laws. So now the Federales are banging down her door in the middle of the night and rifling through all her shit and she's freaking out. You're kidding? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is... Old Lady L'Oreal? Yeah, Lillian Betancourt. Shocked by police who did a search of her home today. Part of a judge's probe into whether she was manipulated into giving friends gifts worth 1 billion euros. Shit. Hey, let's get on her mailing list. Hey baby, come over here. I'll do you. No problem.

1:37:48 Tristan was really nice and sent us a very long explanation about the Muslim prayers in the streets of Paris. Tristan apparently is from Gitmo Nation, stinky cheese, and says, hey, these videos are real, the prayers are real, these are happening all over the country, but are more obvious in big cities. I've witnessed them in Paris myself. So this apparently is not just about the one place where the mosque is They want the mosque to be... No, it's all over the... there's segments of Paris where this is going on and it seems to... it's almost done as some sort of a protest or a statement or something. And this is interesting, he says, this is related to the more general problem of immigration. Well, don't worry because our friends in Austria are fixing that for you this weekend.

1:38:31 which is spinning out of control here, is going very, very bad. There's a total blackout about it in the country. I myself am considered a Nazi and a fool in my own family for even talking about it. And this of course is the problem when you start restricting words and get all this political correctness, as you can't just talk about stuff anymore. And he said the fact is a quarter of the center of Paris is forbidden to non-Muslims, but more broadly, white people. And you have no chance to come back alive if you go into the suburbs. If something is up, no wonder they're not donating. They're all shivering in their homes. They're saving up to get out. Yeah, this is bad, bad, bad. I've always had the sense that a lot of the

1:39:21 Muslim influence in France, which by the way before 9-11 I had unfortunately I didn't do save page as I ran into a website that showed the, it was called the Muslim United States of Islam or something. It showed the entire world, it was a world map, and it showed all the countries and what year they were expected to turn into a majority of Muslims so they could vote out the democracy and vote in, you know, Syria and the rest of it. And they had France and England were the top two coming up.

1:39:56 I think they've been put on the back burner, but France was number one. It was the first country expected to get a majority of Muslims and to become a Muslim nation. Now, whether that is going to happen or not, I still suspect that the anti-alcohol movement in France, which is huge now, you can't advertise, you can't have the wine... People don't believe that when I tell them this. They're like, no, that's not true. I say, okay, well, it's not true. People don't believe it. All you have to do is read the wine publications coming out of France. They're bitching about it constantly. Wait a minute, let me just get my wine publication here. I'm just saying if you wanted to research it, you could find these things. They're online. Right, right. But the point is that there's all these onerous laws that are trying to get people so they don't drink and you're using the drunk driving thing. But it's like we pointed out before, we're talking about people drinking in their homes.

1:40:49 you know, being a bad thing and all these restrictions are taking place and I think it has something to do with it. I don't know that. I know what's going on but I don't know exactly the basis for it but I'm guessing. Well, just to add to that, insult to injury, in Le Courrier International, the following advertisement ran. I hope you, this is like a weird link, I hope you can take a look at it. It is basically a picture of the twin towers in New York, the New York skyline, with two planes passing overhead, because the towers are shorter than normal in the skyline, and the tagline is, learn to anticipate.

1:41:34 Did you have the picture? You sent me a link to the front page of this newspaper. Oh, you can't see it? Which has Mickey's picture on it and your daughter I think. No, Patricia. Oh, that's wrong. Hold on a second. Who looks like your daughter? So, wait, get that link. This is from the Dutch newspaper by the way. Get that link. Okay, there it is. Now click on the picture. Wait, okay. Click on the picture. I've got a loading icon. Okay. But anyway, it literally has a picture of the New York skyline, the Twin Towers about half their height, still standing, with a plane going one going left, one going right, and it says, learn to anticipate. And I mean, that's just so full of amazing memes.

1:42:20 I just can't believe it. I hope you've been able to open it by now. Do you see the picture? I just opened it and as I clicked on it, it went off the screen. Let me open it again. It opens in a little window. You have to expand the window. You got it? Yeah. You see it? Learn to anticipate. Yeah. On the two pictures. Oh yeah, the two planes going in opposite directions. Oh yeah, but over a shortened twin towers. What's the point? Well, it's pretty fucking bad, John. It's like learn to and so if you don't want to get struck by by oh right well this is a yeah this is a but this isn't this basically the a major Scandinavian Nordic meme you know it's the old if you here's your nail you know you expect to get hit by a hammer yeah

1:43:04 Don't stand up, don't say anything, shut up, slave. This is the problem that they have with marketing products out of Sweden, Finland in particular, they don't want to say anything because it looks like they're bragging because if you brag, you're a bad person. It's just a cultural thing and this is a reflection of that. It's just crazy though. It's bad. It's just reinforcing the basic beliefs of the nation, which is you don't want to, you know, don't make waves, don't build a building too tall, don't draw attention to yourself. That's good, good point. Alright, Gitmo Nation taco. That would be Mexico. Hillary Clinton says, Mexico drug war is starting to look like insurgency. Okay, so what does that mean? We're going to attack Gitmo Nation Mexico next so we can go like restore the peace?

1:43:59 That's... Them's fighting words right there, boy. I tell you. Something's up. Something's very up there. Gitmo Nation... Oh, this blew me away. Great White North. This is crazy. So apparently in British Columbia, on streets now, they will be projecting a 3D hologram starting September 7th, so I guess that already started, of a child crossing the street running after a ball as you approach in your car. Wow, what technology are they using to do that? Well, that's what I'm saying. The optical illusion campaign will cost $15,000 and will be installed close to a Coral Pauline Johnson Elementary School and will remain in place for a week.

1:44:50 So I want to go up and see this thing. Of course, from the far distance, the image will look just like a mark on the road. But the image of the girl and the ball will appear to rise up from the road when the car is 30 meters away. So what are you going to do? Slam them on? I guess. But I'm like, wow, you know, you can actually do this a 3D holographic image on the street. That's awesome. That's bad actually. But yeah, I mean it's like, if you just like that just I mean can you imagine if this catches on and they start doing this everywhere it just pops up. I mean you've got like a hooker pop up to the right. Oh wait a minute don't don't solicit hookers. It's amazing. It only works at 30 meters distance though. I'm saying dude let's make TV that way.

1:45:36 Let's make movies that way. This is good stuff. Well, I'm looking for images that show it and I'm seeing nothing. Oh, wait, no. I sent you a link. Yeah, but it doesn't have a picture of it, does it? Yeah. Oh, hang on. At the top of the page. It's cool. Sure this isn't a hoax? Oh, there it is. No, I don't think... Well, I don't know if it's a hoax. Didn't look like a hoax. While you're looking in that... Why is it in the garage? I mean, what's the deal? Well, I don't know. Get my nation poppies.

1:46:11 If you go to theboston.com, you know, they always have the big picture. This is from September, but they're actually showing Afghanistan, August 2010, and there we have a US soldier wading through a field of marijuana. I guess they're there for the harvest. Is it harvest time for marijuana, John? You know, I don't know what the cycle is for marijuana, but in Afghanistan where you have that really strong growing season, it's possible. Why not? I mean, it's just beautiful. Here it is. Corporal Ryan Belgrave with the Canadian Army's... Oh, the Canadians are doing it now. The Canadians get... They're doing the pot and we're doing the heroin. That's right. The Canadian Army's 1st Battalion, the Royal Canadian Regiment Battle Group walks through a field of marijuana plants during a patrol

1:46:59 near the village of Salavat in the Pondishway district west of Kandahar. Apparently, the patrol did not see the marijuana plants. Right. Yeah. A bunch of guys in their early 20s and late 19s. You have to see it. They don't know it. It's the second picture. You have to see it. It's like, aren't we supposed to be like burning that or like, you know, getting rid of it? Oh, they're burning it. All right. This is amazing. And then underneath it, a man pours fuel over a pile of illegal narcotics, which looks like just trash. Nearly nine tons of narcotics, including- oh, this- it's like sick. It's like sick that they show these pictures. Like, you see the Canadian soldier walking through the- the... the field of dope, and then underneath it, a dude with a rag on his head. He's probably- it's probably not even fuel, it's probably water.

1:47:56 Like yeah, like we're really gonna burn that. I mean it's crazy. I can't believe, I just can't believe it. I just can't believe that this is being propagated to the human resources and that no one questions this. Hey, why is the soldier walking through the field that's as high as his shoulders? Who's taking the picture and why are they doing it? What is the message? I don't understand. It's confusing to me. Well, there's something screwy going on in Afghanistan in terms of our policies. We've tried to deconstruct this over the last number of months. We're trying to get out there. You know, people are getting messaging that's from the top

1:48:36 higher ups saying we should be out of their other people say no we shouldn't we don't know we have a bill to figure out what side anybody's on to see is gonna stay in their key bring in the drugs and they help finance the company which is you know one way getting billions of dollars but there is a piece that was run on katie correct shown i would listen to uh... her newscast and she still doesn't seem like she should be a network anchor to be honest about it but this is a situation that occurred recently and they did a really didn't really really and uh... a of the major package on it was the longest piece on the entire news broadcast uh... on this quote-unquote afghanistan problem i think we we might want to listen to this

1:49:15 I'm sorry. What is I? Cueing it up. Yeah, but which one is it? Couric on Afghanistan problem got it now to the war in Afghanistan General Petraeus has said the US cannot succeed without winning the hearts and minds of Afghan civilians But tonight there's a disturbing development and a story that David Martin first reported back in May US troops accused of killing civilians in cold blood David tells us 12 soldiers are now facing military charges. If the charges are proven, this was the platoon from hell. Five American soldiers accused of murdering Afghan civilians just because they could. Seven more involved in the cover-up. Plus, mutilating corpses, taking pot shots at Afghan civilians, smoking hash, and beating up a private who blew the whistle.

1:50:06 They may have done more harm to the American cause in Afghanistan than any equivalent number of Taliban could hope to cause. This is the kind of thing that hurts us enormously and it will have a disproportionate effect just like Abu Ghraib did, just like any such incident, just like the Karan burning would in Florida. The soldiers were operating in the Taliban heartland near Kandahar where they were supposed to be winning hearts and minds. According to court documents, it began when Sergeant Calvin Gibbs, seen here in a high school photo, joked about how easy it would be to toss a grenade at someone and kill them. It turned into a conspiracy when five soldiers allegedly formed a kill team and on separate occasions murdered three Afghan civilians, apparently chosen at random. Defense attorneys intend to fight the charges, but whatever the outcome of the court case,

1:50:53 The damage in Afghanistan has already been done. Wow, what the hell is this about? This is weird. Okay, well, let me go... By the way, this wasn't the longest package. I take it back. The package that was the longest was the Koran burning package that they did earlier in the show. And they mentioned in this package, this is old news from May when McChrystal was running the place. Yeah, well, why is this all of a sudden back on the agenda? I think it was to throw in the meme about the Quran burning because they ran that piece. How long was that piece? You have it on your timer? Hold on a second. That was 135. Okay, there was a three minute piece they did if you want to play it. Yeah. The Qur'an burning, that was the longest piece. This was the longest piece on the broadcast. It took up over

1:51:43 It's almost like you know a quarter of the show was on this Koran burning and everybody's coming out has been told Get this guy to stop and so they make the this this character and you know, it's got this wants to burn the Koran on Saturday or whenever They they by the way, the media is blown if there's nobody covered this this wouldn't have been a problem But the media started covering it now it became an issue. So they've got the word out for everybody rock right wing left wing everybody to jump on this guy and in the court the correct report makes him out to be like a lunatic uh... gal out-and-out nutcase and i think you we should probably play but i think this other piece is just a

1:52:20 Further just to set it up just to set up the Quran burnings Well, no, it was actually after this piece ran at first the Quran burning piece ran then they ran this piece Sorry, I put it out of order and then in this piece they ran the one we just played they ran the Quran burning meme again just to remind us and Jesus all bad. Anyway play the current Quran burning but Read the Quran or visited a mosque was willing to hear from the other side. He spent 30 minutes with a local imam. I think the pastor as a Christian will follow in the footsteps of Christ and would do the right thing. However, Jones has not changed his mind yet. Spurred on, he says, by the supporters who sent him copies of the Quran to burn,

1:53:04 and a phone call from a man claiming to be a former special forces soldier who says he saw actions of radical Muslims in the former Yugoslavia. He said he was there as a three-story building that was a hospital. A three-story building full with Christians was burnt to the ground and they were allowed to do nothing. There's no evidence that incident happened. Here in his hometown, priests, rabbis and imams led more than 200 in prayer to denounce Jones. I firmly believe it is a type of terrorism that he's committing. You know, there's something going on over here with this as well because, you know, Geert Wilders is trying to put the government together.

1:53:51 He's literally saying, look, I'm against this whole Islam thing. It's not a religion, it's a political movement. And he's propagating memes here as well and people are talking about this Quran burning and this is all over the world. This is a setup. Yeah. Do we want to continue listening to this piece? It's kind of boring to me. Just play another couple bits. Okay. Even the church Jones once led in Germany is distancing itself. The protest can only be a negative thing, the church leader says. Jones left that church in 2007 amid allegations he misspent church funds, a charge he denies. His own daughter told a Gainesville newspaper Jones' church is a cult.

1:54:36 closed to the outside world and controlled by him. In depositions last month for a lawsuit, Jones said Hinduism, Buddhism and Judaism all are of the devil. Last year, the church lashed out against Gainesville's openly gay mayor. Trying to convert. There's too much in here. It's unbelievable. It goes on. They called it gay, gay, gay-nsville, you know, something. It goes on and on. The guy is a cult leader, he's a child molester, he steals money from the, it's just, they pile it on and pile it on and pile it on. And to me it's like, it could all be true, but why are we even covering this guy in the first place? It's like the media's created the firestorm and now they're trying to put it out by making, you know, the guy, yeah, probably is a nutcase, so why are we covering it?

1:55:28 So you're right something's up something's up. It's and it's a worldwide mean Yeah, something's up because this story points out what is crackpot this character is and Whatever. I mean, maybe he's not maybe is who knows but all we know is we're getting this this this kind of created Event that the media has created for some reason to stir up shit or to but it seems as though they're trying to just stop it from happening. You know, I'm telling you, John, I'm telling you, if you put all the bits together that we've discussed in this show. So this clearly is a setup. This is like, here's what you're doing this week. Here's the script. Here's how you do it. And then when the president, I'm telling you, man, the president went off script with five words during his Labor Day speech. They all freak out. They're calling the White House because it's completely scripted. Everything.

1:56:17 We just haven't figured out exactly what it is, but this is... Who cares? This is crazy. I mean the fact that they cover this... Listen to some of the weirdness. First of all, they track back this guy to some German church and they got a camera crew having the German guy say something, you know, this is a bad thing and then that was it. It's a one-second clip. Well, how much did it cost to send a crew to this guy's house to have him say it's a bad thing? It just seems to me, you know what it looks like when you look at this package? It looked like a reality show. Where the guy says, I don't know, I think I'm gonna have to call Gail and break up with her. Then they have a camera on Gail picking up the phone ten miles away. How does the camera guy know to be there? Yeah, well, he just happened to be there because his itinerary said he needed to be there. Call time, 8.30am, get the crazy German guy. It's produced! So the whole thing is really screwy. It's produced. Do we want to do the Victory Mosque? Anything from that?

1:57:12 The Victory Mosque is, well actually it was funny because they play this long three minute clip that we only played part of which is the Koran burning. Then they play the Afghanistan problem which was two minutes and then they cut the Victory Mosque. Which by the way is also assuaging everything. It's just they gloss it over as though it's no big deal. Play it. Meanwhile here in New York, Imam Faisal Abdul-Ra'oud today defended his plan to build an How long do you think Katie Couric has to practice at home in front of the mirror to say that? Imam Abdul-Fabri-Rish-La-Bru-La That's a tough one. I mean that's a... let's try and say it again. New York, Imam Faisal Abdul-Ra'oud today Imam Faisal Abdul-Ra'ad today

1:57:55 Raoul I think. Raoul. Raoul. While here in New York, Imam Faisal Abdul Raouf today defended his plan to build an Islamic cultural center two blocks from Ground Zero. Raouf said he's sensitive to the feelings of the 9-11 families, but he said the center, which will include prayer spaces for Muslims, Christians and Jews, is intended to cultivate understanding among all religions and cultures. Party line! Yep. It's for everybody. Hey, we need a no agenda church. We need to get I get on some of this action man I want to be in the community center with the no agenda church. That would be good Hey, so meanwhile in Gitmo nation leprechaun Irish man, so that they're trying to get rid of cash because of course, you know We don't need cash you stupid slaves. Oh

1:58:48 So Irish banks, you're gonna love this man, need to, this is like multiple story, need to impose much larger ATM fees on their slaves, I mean customers, if the number of bank robberies involving hostage taking is to be reduced, according to the Minister of Justice. What? Yeah, okay, so here's what happened. There's apparently been a wake of kidnapping of, and Wait a minute, there was a kidnapping of a bank manager's wife. She was held hostage by an armed gang until her husband handed over 300,000 euros from the AIB bank branch where he works. So what the Ministry of Truth is saying is we have to get rid of cash

1:59:38 So people have to start using cashless money so that there's not a lot of cash, therefore bank robbers won't be demanding big ransoms. and therefore kidnapping people. This is the most specious thing I've ever heard in my life. So the way they're going to do that is they're going to raise enormous ATM fees, i.e. for charging the slaves for taking money out of the ATM. And by the way, ATMs were put in to save the bank money so they could fire a bunch of tellers. They should be paying us to use it. I know, I know. It's amazing.

2:00:14 So, you know, we really have to, you know, this could happen here. This is a brilliant move. So of course, we know that Arizona is the second is after number one is the number two capital for kidnappings in the world. The solution to all of this is not actually like kick out the cartel or arrest people. No, we're going to have higher ATM fees so that kidnappers will have less incentive to kidnap people because you know you can't basically transfer a wire to them, there's no cash. Yeah they'd love to do that. Isn't that amazing? Isn't that just fantastic? If the Irish put up with this crap, they should be ashamed of themselves.

2:01:00 Yeah, 300,000 euros. The guy, you know, he just, you know, it's like, we can't have cash. It's too much fun, I tell you. Even if you and I sat down, John, with a couple of doobies and some wine, we couldn't make that story up. No, it's just because it's ludicrous. All right. So a couple of things I do want to mention before we get out of here. One, I do have an end of show clip, which I think we should do, John, which is our friend Nigel Farage going off the European Union once again. The guy is absolutely phenomenal. I think we should say that we have received two, as far as I can tell, notes about shantyx from slaves who have had good experiences.

2:01:53 With with shantyx and it has helped them stop smoking, and they did not have any huge negative effects would you Agree, that's a good summation. Yeah, that's about in one guy in fact complained that he didn't have the vivid dreams. He was like I was pissed off. He was like I want the good stuff. He didn't get any of the good stuff and on September 27th 2009 On episode 134 of this very program, I predicted that gold would be $1,500 an ounce within one year.

2:02:33 At the time it was just under a thousand dollars an ounce. I probably won't make the prediction But thank you slave Jones for passing that on I'm gonna come pretty damn close. What are we at? We're nearing $1,300 an ounce now. Well, actually I just looked at it the other day. Let me take another look hang on I haven't looked at it today. So it may have gone down But I know we were at 12, record high, record high. So maybe 1250, but I think we're getting close to 1300. We probably of course won't make the 1500, but. That's right now it's at 1249, it went down eight bucks today. Just on this story alone, right? Apparently. But, so okay, I was not.

2:03:14 Near my 1500 but I would say no, but did anybody taking your advice would not have lost anything knew they would have made some money They would have done quite well And let me see some lots of plane train stuff won't get into that go look at the show notes. No agenda show calm Now apparently Hila Nolton has made the near miss is the story of the day Oh near miss. Oh, oh, they just missed each other. I So now we don't even have actually any airplane accidents. We just actually just talk about the thing that almost happened. Oh, it almost happened. Oh, we just missed it. Oh, we're so good. I think they got everything. I think their memes are all, their ducks are all in a row and or their memes are all in a row. I think they've got everything set up. I think they can, I think that Hill and Olt can cut loose from this project pretty soon. I think you're right. It's a done deal. Yeah. So we should probably retire the jingle cause we're done. I think we lost.

2:04:12 We're out of the game. We're out of the game. It's all over. There's a new 3D analysis of the World Trade Center catastrophe September 11th. It's in the show notes under false flag. Take a look at that. It's like a 20 minute video. It's well worth examining. A lot of people are talking about that. Of course, these things always ramp up around September 11th. And, oh, John. We need to do Sunday's show later. I have like a huge family conflict thing and it just, there's no way I can do it. Can we start the show at like noon? Uh, do one, two, yeah but I have to get out of here at two because I am going up to Petaluma. Okay so we'll start it at noon sharp. See if you can do a quarter to noon would be better. I don't know if I can do a quarter, I'm gonna try a quarter to noon. Just give it a shot. Alright.

2:05:06 Coming to you from the, uh, Gibbonation Lowlands Secured Bank Vault, I am your slave, Adam Curry. And from Northern Silicon Valley where it's time to take out the garb... Oh, actually the garbage truck's already picked up the garbage, so I guess... No, I already put garbage out last night. I'm confused. Here in Northern Silicon Valley, I'm John C. Dvorak. We'll talk to you again on Sunday, three hours later than normal, but we'll post that for sure and watch out for the bad signal. Right here, as always, on No Agenda. On behalf of Europe of Freedom and Democracy, Mr President Nigel Farage, the floor is yours. Well this grand occasion Mr Barroso, your State of the Union speech, doesn't I think quite put you on a par with President Obama, because there is one fundamental difference. He of course is elected and you are not. And 48 million people watched his address and here in the European Parliament we even have to beg to get the MEPs to turn up to listen to you.

2:06:10 And you completely ignored the State of the Union. You said how you felt things were going, you pointed your way forwards. The Eurobarometer poll, the Commission's own polling organisation, tells us the truth and it tells us that in the last six months there has been a dramatic drop in confidence in people's belief even in belonging to the Union. A 10% drop in Germany, a 17% drop in Greece, a 9% drop in Portugal and less than half of EU citizens think that being a member of a club is worth it.

2:06:46 Even more revealing is that in your own country of Portugal, in the last six months, a further one in four people have lost total faith in EU institutions. That, Mr Barroso, is hardly an endorsement of success or belief, and yet But for most people today, there seems to be this great self-satisfaction. Well, don't be too satisfied because the people have worked it out for themselves. The real state of the union, it is increasingly loathed and despised. And yet some claim this is because they want more Europe. Mr Verhofstadt said people want more common policies. No, the evidence is clear. The evidence is clear. Interesting president, when I barrack people I get threatened with fines, but never mind.

2:07:32 Never mind. The evidence is the more common policies there are, the less people like it. People have recognised the devastation of the common fisheries policy. They've recognised the inequality of the common agricultural policy. The lost business opportunities of the common commercial policy and of course now the big one. the common currency. This ill-conceived political attempt to force people into a monetary union without ever asking any of them whether they wanted to be there. Well it's perfectly clear that this currency doesn't suit Germany and it doesn't suit Greece. One is now trapped inside an economic prison and you can pretend the crisis has gone away but it hasn't because the bond spreads are now 8% on 5 and 10 year bonds.

2:08:23 You can smile Mr Schultz, but you know nothing of financial markets or how these things work. And in your own country, in your own country, well why should the German taxpayer increasingly pick up the bill? This form of government isn't working and yet what we heard today is we're going to have a common defence policy and a common foreign policy. And the other reason why these polls are where they are is people don't respect you because you cheated to get the Lisbon Treaty through and we were told it would simplify everything. But we know where we stand. Well, we don't. Who is in charge of this EU? Is it you, Mr Barroso? Is it my old friend Herman Van Rompuy? Is it the Belgian presidency? Now that really is good stuff, isn't it? You still can't form a government in your own country and yet you're presidents of the European Union. I mean, whichever way you look at it, the whole thing is a bit of a dog's dinner, isn't it, really?

2:09:23 The EU has never had so much power and yet it has never been so unpopular. But not satisfied with the 2.4 billion euros a year that is now being spent on EU propaganda, you want the overall budget to increase by 6% and personally you ought to have a full-time TV crew we understand the traipse round with you new press officers new webmasters you're not analyzing why this is going wrong mr. Broso you simply don't get it. Thank you. Mr. Nigel Farage call president

2:10:08 The row over the Roma in France today is of course caused directly by failing European Union policies. It was a huge mistake to allow Bulgaria and Romania to join the European Union whilst there were millions of people, millions of Roma in those countries being heavily discriminated against. It is no wonder that now they're part of the Union, they're seeking to move elsewhere. And this goes with everything, doesn't it? Every single one of these policies fails, leads to a problem, whether it's this, whether it's the Euro, and all the way through we see this fanatical political ambition to create a United States of Europe regardless of the consequences, and at no time has any of this been endorsed by the voting public. That, Mr Brossau, is the true state of the Union.

2:10:57 Thank you. Today I have outlined how I see the European Union doing that. I have committed to deliver the proposals to build our economic union. I have made a case to fast-track our reform agenda. I have set out how to modernize our social market economy to deliver growth and jobs in a smart, sustainable, inclusive economy. So, uh, I wonder if we're the only broadcasters that are actually 100% against the EU. Well, we're not getting paid by anybody, so I guess we can. Yeah, that's exactly the point. We're not in the bag. Hey, good show!

2:12:01 It was okay, I thought your timing on the clips was a little shaky today. Usually you're on to money. Yeah, well you know what the problem is, is we have mega delay. I've only got one screen. This is the big problem. So when you're calling for something, I gotta hunt around and grab stuff, so I'm sorry. I try my best. I think that the material was good. We had a good range of material. Yeah, for sure. And you were saying it just before, by the way, I thought it was ideal timing your little commentary just before the donation uh... uh... to work out right now yet yeah what was that topic again i already forgot uh... it was uh... a whole second i gotta stop the recording i have to uh...