Topic: Haiti Elections

14 chapters across the catalog

Divide & Ruin
Episode 793 2:38:27 - 2:40:46

793: Divide & Ruin

Haiti Election Protests, Michel Martelly and Banana Exporters

Protests erupt in Port-au-Prince, Haiti, as the presidential runoff is canceled due to allegations of fraud. Outgoing President Michel Martelly faces demands to step down by February 7th. Opponents accuse Martelly of unfairly favoring candidate Jovenel Moise, a prominent banana exporter. The hosts reflect on the history of international intervention in Haitian politics.

Kalette
Episode 712 44:04 - 46:28

712: Kalette

Pras Michel, Wyclef Jean, and Haitian Political Ambitions

Pras Michel, a former member of the Fugees, is reportedly seeking political influence in Haiti ahead of upcoming elections. The Uber driver describes Pras as a "cockroach" attempting to follow the path of Wyclef Jean and Michel Martelly. While young Haitian entrepreneurs are doing significant work on the ground, the driver claims they are often overshadowed by celebrity figures seeking office.

Clog the Pipes
Episode 660 2:56:22 - 3:04:33

660: Clog the Pipes

John Kerry and Laurent Lamothe on Haitian Elections

The hosts play a long clip of Secretary of State John Kerry welcoming Prime Minister Laurent Lamothe to Washington. Kerry praises the Haitian government's progress while Lamothe claims that 98% of the displaced population has been relocated. Curry disputes these figures, arguing that hundreds of thousands of Haitians remain in tents while the government focuses on building luxury hotels.

Tart Cherry Juice!
Episode 340 2:08:44 - 2:13:19

340: Tart Cherry Juice!

Haiti Prime Minister Appointment and Clinton Influence

Gary Conille has been unanimously approved as the new Prime Minister of Haiti, a position that holds significant administrative power. Conille previously served as an aide to former US President Bill Clinton, who is the UN Special Envoy to Haiti. Critics suggest this appointment ensures the "Clinton Cabal" maintains control over the billions of dollars in international aid following the 2010 earthquake.

Self Radicalize!
Episode 293 57:29 - 1:00:03

293: Self Radicalize!

Michel Martelly, Haiti Presidential Election

Musician Michel "Sweet Micky" Martelly has been elected President of Haiti, succeeding the disqualified Wyclef Jean. Martelly's campaign was reportedly managed by the same consultants who worked for John McCain, raising questions about the influence of U.S. political firms in the region.

Cleopatra Returns
Episode 276 1:53:01 - 1:58:22

276: Cleopatra Returns

Haiti Reconstruction, Bill Clinton and George Clooney

A Heritage Foundation discussion suggests the U.S. may eventually "give up" on Haiti due to reconstruction failures. The hosts argue that the elite, including Bill Clinton and George Bush, have "stolen" the aid money and are now looking for an exit strategy. They note that Clinton's preferred candidate, Jude Celestine, was excluded from the Haitian election runoff, signaling a loss of influence.

GaGa vs Bieber
Episode 274 2:02:14 - 2:07:52

274: GaGa vs Bieber

Haiti Election Runoff and Hillary Clinton's Travels

Hillary Clinton visits Haiti as the country prepares for a presidential runoff between Mirlande Manigat and Michel "Sweet Micky" Martelly. The hosts also discuss her recent trip to Yemen and a widely circulated video of her tripping while boarding a plane. They contrast the dire situation in Haiti, where children are reportedly eating "dirt cookies," with the political maneuvering of the Clintons.

Moon Base on Mars
Episode 265 31:55 - 35:31

265: Moon Base on Mars

Haiti Election Fraud, Clinton-Bush Fund, CBC Report

A year after the Haiti earthquake, billions in aid remain unaccounted for while citizens continue to live in tents. A CBC report by Paul Hunter reveals widespread fraud in the recent Haitian elections, including ballot stuffing and the destruction of ballot boxes, which has largely been ignored by major U.S. media outlets.

Moon Base on Mars
Episode 265 35:32 - 39:28

265: Moon Base on Mars

Jude Celestine, Clinton's Haiti Interests

The hosts discuss the political situation in Haiti, suggesting that the disputed election is designed to install Jude Celestine as a puppet for Bill Clinton's interests. They claim the ultimate goal is to turn the island into a tax haven and a site for luxury hotel developments.

Just Hiking
Episode 237 58:11 - 1:02:14

237: Just Hiking

Wyclef Jean Haiti Presidential Bid and Bill Clinton

Following the rejection of Wyclef Jean's bid for the Haitian presidency due to residency requirements, Bill Clinton discusses the challenges of rebuilding Haiti. Clinton emphasizes the need for large infrastructure projects and small business loans. The hosts remain skeptical, suggesting that the "rebuilding" efforts are focused on profitable construction rather than immediate humanitarian needs.

Jean versus Sean
Episode 233 38:00 - 41:21

233: Jean versus Sean

Wyclef Jean, Sean Penn Cocaine Allegations

Wyclef Jean, during a concert at Hot 97, publicly accused actor Sean Penn of using cocaine after Penn questioned Jean's qualifications for the Haitian presidency. The hosts discuss the ongoing political drama in Haiti following the earthquake and the involvement of high-profile celebrities and international organizations in the country's affairs.

Let Them Eat Hot Pockets
Episode 224 19:53 - 27:19

224: Let Them Eat Hot Pockets

Wyclef Jean, Sean Penn Haiti Criticism

Sean Penn appeared on CNN to criticize Wyclef Jean's bid for the Haitian presidency, suggesting the move is driven by corporate interests rather than the needs of the Haitian people. The segment highlights allegations of financial misappropriation involving Wyclef's charity and his sudden transformation into a polished political figure.

Earle in the Gulf
Episode 222 2:03:33 - 2:05:57

222: Earle in the Gulf

Wyclef Jean, Haiti Presidential Run

Musician Wyclef Jean has filed paperwork to run for President of Haiti, a move the hosts view with suspicion due to his close ties to Bill Clinton. They point to a 2006 song by Jean titled "If I Was President" as evidence that this political move has been planned for years. They suggest the candidacy is part of a "New World Order" strategy to install a puppet leader in the country.

Marceaux for Governor
Episode 221 36:39 - 39:14

221: Marceaux for Governor

Wyclef Jean, Haiti Presidential Run, Clinton Foundation

Wyclef Jean's decision to run for the presidency of Haiti is discussed as a potential US-backed maneuver. The hosts express skepticism regarding his charity work and suggest he is being positioned as the "Obama of Haiti" to facilitate redevelopment projects led by the Clintons and the UN. They predict a future where Port-au-Prince is marginalized in favor of new tourist developments on the north side of the island.