Cleopatra Returns

00:00 No one has better information than Weather Central. Adam Curry, John C. DeVore. It's Sunday February 6th 2011 time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination episode 276! This is no agenda Throwing shoes at the moochers and loochers of Gitmo Nation from my perch at the Hilltop Watchtower Crackpot Command Center here in Gitmo Nation West, in The People's Republic of Southern California. In The Morning I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley where it's not Sunday It's Super Bowl Sunday! I'm John C. Dvorak It's crackpot and buzzkill! In The Mornin'! Yeah

00:36 you know i uh... i booked a trip up to uh... san francisco and leaving this afternoon like while these tickets are really cheap well that i figured out why ok is it just because he was called sunday and i care so much idea idea i'd care so much about it but i don't know how does go there at the end of travel on christmas is like the same thing that's awesome airports are empty tickets are cheaper than next day of course the ticket price skyrockets In the morning to you, John. In the morning to you Adam and in the morning to all ships at sea feets and apparently cows on the ground. Boots on the ground!

01:18 Wings in the skies, ships at sea. Foots in the ocean checks and the mail bakers in the kitchen dung in the pit astronauts manning them are the moon of Mars base stations anyone currently napping for humanity hams on the air and human resources throwing shoes and boots everywhere especially the chat room at no agenda stream calm in the morning to you I hope you're all charged up the way your government loves you and needs you to be we started a revolution yesterday John I did a daily source code and uh... and i'd you know i dot basically called for the revolution which we had spoke about on of thursdays episode two seventy five so we've got to start throwing shoes at a time but there would not revolution well that's uh... after you nap or maybe you can throw issue in them now but they're doing both the same time if you really good if you can do that what happened was as people started their virtual shoe throw

02:10 And you have no idea how many songs there are that contain the word shoe in it, in the title or in the lyric. It's quite a lot! We had a virtual shoe box filled so I once again call for the revolution and I think is a good one. I think we need to throw more shoes at political leaders anyone who's an elitist and they're telling you what to do just throw your shoe on them. I like it. It's what this revolution should be You know else likes it? Sketchers Yeah, we could actually get a commercial tie-in. We could have them sponsor the show We can get sketches you for sketch

02:53 Finally figured out by the way, what's behind the whole Egyptian revolution thing or as I saw besides oil and Well now it's a rage and revolution. That's what I saw this morning on Rage in revolution in Egypt. No, I figured it out It took me a while to find it but some sleuthing Coming out in 3D Angelina Jolie reprises Elizabeth Taylor's role as Cleopatra. Well that's pretty much it, I know this is one of our basic tenets. Yeah it might be a stretch. It's a stretch! I like it though why not? Why not you know every news item that we've been covering over the last

03:42 uh... three years two years three years has always been linked to some role on a some movie absolutely so why wouldn't this be i mean this is taking it to a new level i think there was that little bit in limbo and uh... and and wasn't quite ready for um... uh... for production but i think they've agreed to green lighted all right now for sure i think we're good to go there's something else as a woman find here on the found a m who's out here The real reason for the Egyptian revolution. A little clip for you in the morning everybody. ...reporters in the middle of a crisis and risking their lives to bring you the news as it happens... Journalists have always entered dangerous areas, that's part of the thrill before them But is not such a thrilling backdrop for Hollywood actors Angelina Jolie has been in talks to play Cleopatra in 3D blockbuster movie See? I mean its there right? It's uh

04:36 it's propagating pretty straightforward and i think that they're ready for it uh... alone why not what cannot be full it's good so uh... well again another one look at those tidbit here by this crazy thing my favorite thing of the week was this guy a frank wisner So they send this, this is the envoy they're gonna send to Egypt to tell Mubarak to quit. What do we know about him? What do we know about his background? Well, we know that he used to work for the Carter administration and... as a diplomat of some sort and then he went into consulting where he became rich well rich boy became rich and also ended up working out coincidentally for the egyptian government on behalf of mubarak really so they said you know that he is sending over any botches the deal no he blew it

05:33 I have a clip here of him talk coming back and so the White House denounced his commentary saying it's just his personal opinion. Play the clip and then i'll tell you what really happened. But the under pressure president received some unlikely support from a top American official The man that US sent to Cairo to help solve the crisis said he wasn't sure Mubarak should go now President Mubarak's continued leadership is critical. It's his opportunity to write his own legacy He has given 60 years of his life to the service of this country This is an ideal moment for him to show the way forward

06:11 the white house disowned the comments saying they were private views. The Mubarak government is keen to show it's changing and that's great now was he actually an envoy sent from the White House or from the state? Yeah, yeah! You sure it's not from the State Department that he wasn't well no it was sent via the White House but first thing i thought was well who would be behind such as such a such a gaff but the state department because hillary right it must be the evil hand of hillary so i'm at so i just said this gotta be she's got to be behind it there is no real coverage of this for a day did uh... google frank white wiser and hillary clinton and it turns out that blake howell or hot i guess his household

06:51 from Foreign Policy magazine twittered that it was Hillary who recommended him. Oh really? You know, I think there's still this internal rift going on between Hillary and Obama because there was another report, there is this ambassador to Luxembourg Her name is Cynthia Strom and she's a total elitist. She's like, you know businesswoman and she raised half a million dollars which apparently that's then you're one of the top like bundlers

07:27 for the Obama campaign, for the Obama election campaign. Yeah and she got a cushy little ambassadorship in Luxembourg which let's face it all you're doing is just like you're holding the door open when people come to get their money there's nothing going on it's just banking that's all that Luxembourg is yeah it's like being probably the cushiest... It's a great job! The better one is the Vatican apparently But think about it, all we'd have to do and we could do a co-ambassadorship. All we would have to do is raise $500 million for the next president doesn't matter who it is and we too can be ambassadors somewhere! Yeah that's how you do it That's great I thought it would much more half a million to nothing

08:04 Anyway, so she is the top fundraiser for Obama. She gets this great ambassadorship and then the State Department has done an investigation and they release the document it's redacted here in there but actually says like unclassified yet sensitive is what the document is titled and it turns out uh... her confrontational management style including issues with alcohol all kinds of problems that they had to do is throw them out he's been fired as ambassador You know that's a personal vendetta. Oh yeah, totally! I'm wondering when Hillary because of this situation by sending this bonehead to Egypt you know the stooge from Mubarak as our representative to straighten things out

08:55 it'd be i mean we only know about a couple of these things how much damage is hillary actually doing to the obama ministration behind it probably a lot more than we know problem on this guy and a lot more because he's got gotten getting into a last last ditch situation because obamas uh... numbers have gone up since the egyptian thing yet you know his ease gonna be harder to unseat in twenty twelve by eight by the republicans or their their own party did they get out of us is sitting president and so you can run saluda harder yeah really hard to do and it's very rare that happens in fact i don't know that has ever happened in our lifetimes whatever the case admitted well now you know but with the clinton said their team of course uh... and and they're moving in and uh... i see on february twenty fourth bill clinton uh... has a there's a whole special running on the uh... network formerly known as general electrics and he is being held as the president of the world

09:54 That's the title of the special. Bill Clinton, President of The World. Oh yeah! So you know... They've got their buddies and that's probably like one of these where Obama gave General Electric all these waivers for the machinery they're building So they don't have to pay carbon taxes and then Bill and Hillary go, oh yeah? They don't pay much tax at all those guys. Yeah but carbon taxes is additional I paid my electricity bill it went up again did yours go up Have you known do you pay the bill or does Mimi pay the bill? Who pays it? I'll have to ask her. It's always going up Yeah, but it seems like there's but half of its taxes now Oh yeah lots of taxes crazy anyway so I'm sure that Bill and Hillary are going oh yeah watch this we're just gonna have General Electric call us president of the world bitch

10:43 So I have to assume that Obama has Hillary in that position because it's better to keep your enemies close kind of thing. But she is, i think she must be screwing stuff up all over the place. This is just one lone example and this still hasn't been really brought out much even though the White House was quite a bit embarrassed She may have tripped the Egyptian revolution early just to trip Obama up! I wouldn't put it past her Whatever the case is he should fire her That put a crimp in her plans. Just fire her for incompetence Wow, that'll be the day! Yes! That will...that'll be the day! That's when you wind up with two in the head and gun your left hand like, ah he fell on his pistol Well that really sucks He was cleaning it and went off Now you don't want to cross the Clintons like that man I do not think thats a good idea Well im just saying if he had any balls thats what he'd do Right on But right on? What is this the 60s

11:44 Let's thank some producers. It's groovy, man! Yeah we may not have an ambassadorship just yet but... Well yeah no well we didn't get one this show that's for sure really is it not good? No well it's okay I mean it's you know credible We do have an executive producer and associate executive producer a member of the 276 club Oh thats nice So our executive producer for todays show is Dave Selden from Nashville Tennessee But his payment to be credited to his buddy Mickey Kennedy of e-releases who is working towards an eventual knighthood previous 399 donation way back in December 2009 October 2009

12:23 So Mickey gets this $308 and uh, three or five dollars and eight cents. That's executive producer Associate executive producer and exclusive member of the 276 club is Chris Okay here we go I think it may be healing you don't have a location there but he says Gitmo nation nice brussel brussel haiku Oh It doesn't say that on my sheet did i get an old an older version no it says greetings from get more nation hike who brussels they go uh... and i'd like to become a member of the two six seven two six tough black two seven six club sorry about that but i didn't get enough sleep and would appreciate a ringtone is i think john's pronunciation of my name as hell areas however adam please pronounce at first as otherwise john will say chris gillen which means something like chris horny acres gail in the phones rang and

13:10 It's Chris Guilen with an I before E pronounced in Flemish. Due to the time difference by the time i hear this it will be the 7th of February which is my 44th birthday so we have him on the list, do we have him on the list? It's exactly what he didn't want you to do, you did! You said Guilen...it's not Guilen No but he wants me to botch it so he can make a ringtone Okay why don't you say this... Lekker geil Chris Gielen je telefoon gaat What? Never mind. Did you just spit all over the place, and what did you... You sound like you're speaking Arabic! It's not far from it. Lekker geil. What? Lekker geil. Lekker heil? Chris Gielen je telefoon gaat.

13:56 Like a high-alt Chris Healy in your telephone neck. A little tip, whenever someone speaks a foreign language and you don't never repeat exactly what they say it's just that it's a tip it's a life tip It'll be good for you throughout your years John trust me Couple of PR mentions before we move on and we thank Dave so much And of course Chris Healan for their support of Noah Jen episode 276 although light on the producer and associate executive producerships Nice to see a two seven six club member in there

14:34 uh... seven-seven club open for business that's right as so the door closes officially on two seven six one of our producers who show remain nameless by request took the task john is you'd cast everyone if and he said if you have domains laying around please forward them to know agenda showed up com and they had a whole list uh... what do you have here at some some good ones actually i think a couple of good was in their case got apt app it up dot com digitify d are e why asthma and but i don't know if there's no way to get there that they would be this is the best thing to sleep in a bit have agreed with him for domain let me write down until i can wake up in the morning ago because my eye asthmatic despite rocks

15:24 well it's a...it's um you know user created, user generated content DIY Ass Man hit method dot com mafia insured dot com which I thought mojoli.com open reminder dot com podemic dot com quack set ting assets dot com slip skit uh... i don't know what that is uh... store assets and web ass man dot com i'm telling you if anyone's looking for as it's here baby you've come to the right place welcome to the no agenda show and i believe we actually had a m one of our boots on the ground in policy where was this but utah as are al presidente was in utah on february third

16:21 And by the way, I noticed that he has a couple of different Air Force Ones. Did you know this? Yeah he's got two of them...I think maybe there is- No no! He has more than that because this is 757 that he's flying What?! Yeah it's a 757 and its- What was he doing in a 757!? Well seven..I don't know It looks like air...first of all any plane the president is in Is by definition an Air Force One But so I always saw the 747's I see this picture I'm like That's a 757 So he's... Was it a 767? Nope. Nope, nope, nope No, I do know my airplanes. Why is he flying around in that piece of wood? Because he went to Utah and can't take a 747? Maybe maybe... Or his wife is flying around in it. Michelle's got the... Sorry honey! She's got the limo. I need both of them. You've got two of them honey. No, I need both of them for my staff. I needed my staff and one jet and I have to be in the other one. I don't want to be with a bunch of people So they said the news article highlighted this kid

17:20 and uh... tight was a tyson tyson lamb and that he got to see the president's plane although we should have been bombed out you know it would've called the kids today is a crappy seven fifty seven where's the real point is this is his crowd yeah one of the head like exactly um... however uh... the secret service agent said that this wasn't just uh... completely impromptu that the kid wants to be a pilot And here it comes. He received a gift from another member of the Secret Service, and this is where I think it might have been one of our Minutemen on the inside... he received a challenge coin! A challenge coin? A coin traded amongst different military units.

18:05 I'm going to save this forever, he said. I can't wait to tell the kids at school about it." Wouldn't it be cool if there was a No Agenda Challenge coin? Yeah would be cool but I don't think there was any more of them floating around. Well there's a lot of them floating around these things will be around long after we're gone John which is... What the hell what is this and here's another one different one! and these pins, like oh my gosh! And why are these pins linked to webassman.com? These guys must have been weird So uh talking about Paul Allen having a 757 here's the question I've been pondering Uh-oh is it time no that's not an ask Adam Are you sure okay go ahead because i've got so many of these jingles you know Hit It When John C Dvorak has got a burning question What should we do Ask Adam

18:55 So how many of these did you get? Like 15. And they're all great! Okay, well I'll try to use that. Ask the question... What's the question? You got guys like Paul Allen and you got rich guys like Larry Ellison and these guys... Paul Allen has three super yachts These things are monsters They cost millions of dollars. Like a hundred million dollars or something like this Yeah he's got three of them One for each foot and uh... and one of the middle foot this monster boat is a size of the queen mary in an instant brunei guys they all have these these yachts in they'll have private jetson yeah it's not got to get the guys on the brunette got at seven forty seven time if i see paul alan i'm throwing my shoe adam ready via question okay why doesn't one of these rich guys who've got nothing better do that show up how much money they've got uh... by one of the concords

19:46 And use that as their private jet. They've been taken out of service, they've been taken out of service but these parts are available. They still climb in... Parts are available? Hey I need a carburetor! i think that are available they still stay these things still fly around occasionally there you know it's not a hard-hit ideas about the little bit of concord trivia history for you uh... after the horrific accident is with the in uh... in france with the iran company when uh... thing went down and and everyone perished the aircraft received its air certificate of airworthiness and I believe it's still valid. Do you know what the date was that it received its certificate of air worthiness? The day he was supposed to re-enter service September 11th 2001 Oh, thats funny It was supposed to actually start flying again on September 11

20:42 Huh. Yeah, just another one of those coincidences. I think not! Alright so we want to thank... Wait a minute? I asked Adam and I didn't get an answer Because it would be so politically incorrect these guys they don't want to draw that kind of attention to them. Oh really? They've got sailboats, no I'm telling you it was the wrong kind of attention a sailboat is okay because its wind power Those aren't sailboats these guy have they're all huge monstrous ships with diesel engines The only ships you see are... this what all these guy do they've got a big mast on and they've got the diesel engines down below

21:20 This put them but no you have a look at these boats Yeah, but none of these guys have a mast on their boat The only guy is Tom Perkins has a bow with a mast on everybody else's motor Jim pretend Jim Barkley What's his name? So what those guys aren't the rich guys I'm talking about the rich guys Barksdale barksdale. That's what it is um I think would draw to first of all They can't fly it themselves. Ellison can't just jump in and fly it himself, you need a crew of five And these people are hard to find It's not like he got Concorde pilots around It's a big deal! It's like a whole other company I don't know...it seems like a pain in the ass I'm sure you get the guys cheap there some Concordes pilots looking for work No they're not Alright we done with your Ask Adam segment? Because it was not all that interesting I didn't like the answer

22:12 Well then if you don't like the answer, don't ask the question. Let that be a lesson to ya John Charles So we want to thank our executive producer for episode 276 Dave Seldon and our associate executive producer and the only member of The 276 Club The door is closed no longer can you become a member but doors are now wide open for The 277 Club Chris Heelan from get my nation haiku, of course we appreciate that Yeah remember if you want to support this show if you want to become an as an executive producer or an associate executive producer Devorah org slash and a everybody else out there has one mission besides throwing the shoe Propagate the formula our formula is this we go out. We hit people in the mouth

23:12 So... So that's that. You know Armageddon is near by the way, when Ashton Kutcher who you know who he is? Duh! Well I'm just asking Of course I know who he is keep up with him I am the guy does the real news items I would know He uh..He's in this month edition of Men's Fitness which is probably another one these magazines gay guys read

23:53 I don't know. Well, that's a bigoted thing to say but you're probably right. It is not bigoted! It is bigoted. Gay guys read it. If you want a gay magazine look at Men's Health Right? That's another one of those. I mean its like saying RuPaul's Drag Race is watched by normal people Please Hey well okay while we are on the subject I do have a clip I want...I got another Ask Adam No Yes play another one Play a different one Hold up a second You surprised me with this okay okay so remember that show we did about I don't know about four or five months ago when we had a clip of somebody saying it wasn't LG it was lesbian oh it was it was an LBGTV XML MMO NMOP yeah huge thing every sexual disorder or quote disorder or variation is maybe old sexual variation

24:54 uh... was yeah i was on the well there's another one that just cropped up you have to clip their play it hi i meant when at least three speech td and this is a daily progressive action calendar update celebrate twenty years of the food not bombs campaign in berkeley california come here palestinian activist did they ship out of us what an enemy mckay to discuss the palestinian lgbtq movement in chicago illinois wait a minute lb gt q movement Yeah. So we have lesbian, bisexual or bi-curious gay transgendered kinda? What's the Q for? Up on the screen it says I'm curious. No that's a C. The screen said queer! WHAT?! I'm telling ya if it was on the screen and said queer... I think she misread it its LBGTAQ

25:53 She didn't say AQ. Yeah, but that's what I'm calling it It's the LBGTAQ Lesbian Gay... Lesbian Bi Gay Transgendered Al-Qaeda It's the LBGTAQ on the Arabian Peninsula dot com Okay. I don't want to say..I don't want to be critical But can people make up their minds? So Ashton Kutcher if i was reading Men's Fitness He is a good looking guy Very sexy man. Well he has all that makeup. He is a sexy man So in the article, because of course we don't just look at Ashton for the pictures in Men's Fitness. We read the article He predicts that end-of days is on its way and he wants to be prepared for inevitable madness! He says it won't take very much I'm telling you It wont take much for people to hit the panic button The amount of convenience that people rely on based on electricity alone You start taking out electricity and satellites and people are going to lose their noodle

26:52 People don't have maps anymore people use their iPhone or GPS system. So if there's no electricity nobody has maps, but he continues and People are gonna go that lands not yours prove that it's yours It's nuts And the only thing you have to prove is its yours on electric file when it's like what's the value of currency? And he's been listening to Alex Jones I'm telling you Whose food is whose? People's alarm systems at their homes will no longer work. Neither will our heating, our garbage disposals hot water heaters that run on gas but depend on electricity What happens when all our modern conveniences fail I'm gonna be ready to take myself and my family to a safe place where they don't have to worry Oh please This is the kind of crap that you know these guys promote this survivalist millennial bullcrap It ain't gonna happen! I was waiting for him to say I've got my seeds

27:42 I got my seeds, I got my gold. I got my guns! Yeah this guy probably can't even grow a daisy. Which by the way... He'd be the first guy they eat. Yeah exactly! Hey now... So talking about these kinds of magazines i got a copy we got this other day but it was in Men's Health which is another one these magazines and naked guy on the cover makes you laugh LBGTQ And uh, Men's Health has the MH lists. And this one was 33 simple sex tips to turn her on. Wait a minute! How many? 33. That's a magic number baby Code for us to read So that is the only reason for the 33 by the way if you want to get on this show just slap a 33 somewhere in your press release and your good to go You're gold

28:34 Gold Jerry, so what are the give me some of those hilarious? I mean they're obviously written by somebody who's either never lived with a woman or may have other sexual inclinations Because let me just read you these let me read just as one. I could we can do a million of these tips but Let me just read Read the 1-1 tip number 12 and then the comments to reader comments which are hilarious sure Chocolate syrup, this one's the tip. Can you imagine doing this? I mean, you gotta just imagine doing this. Chocolate syrup and whipped cream get all the kinky play in movies instead turn her body into a juicer. Best foods for sex are fruits that you can rub onto the body such as soft mango or papaya says Ava Cadell PhD ED, a sex therapist in California. Wait, is that an erectile dysfunction

29:33 educational doctor a sex therapist in California an author of 12 steps to everlasting love You know, the way it's a... Wait wait let me finish. I'm taking notes because i'm building the website for webassman dot com You got it Quote then devour both her and the fruit get sticky shower repeat if you're Mickey Rourke skip the shower So rub a bunch of papaya all over your girlfriend guys And then eat the papaya off and see what happens. She's gonna think you're nuts. Meanwhile, let me read you the comments This guy says this sounds awesome can't wait to try it with next lucky woman in my life

30:19 If you see something, say something. And here's another one... Some of these tips are interesting but many would seem awkward for most guys to try and pull it off It's not in their nature or part of their way You have to be yourself if he goes on with something logical Then the last guy says My lady prefers a cucumber Rim shot please No no rimshot In the morning Alright let me move ya off that man That's bumming me out So I've been very interested in Vodafone. You know, Vodafone is this UK outfit and they...I believe they also received in the like the financial turmoil- I could be wrong but I think they also received some kind of money and it's always been one of these kinds

31:11 Cloaked operations and they are so no seriously. They're really really why not I mean, I think a lot of these places have to be because you know This is the way in gives your best intelligence gathering mechanism well So yes it is and And I have a couple clips to back that up which take us into a couple of different topics Which I just like to dive into with your permission? So we have You have my permission permission granted So we know that Vodafone cut off their service in Egypt and they came out with some lame-ass excuse which I think you actually read. They're like, well you know it was actually better if we did that... You know its like okay whatever For the good of the customer Yeah for the good of the customer But it wasn't just that they actually were also forced according to a report To send pro-mobonic

32:03 yeah that's funny text message by the way uh... if you want to be taken seriously on cnn as a correspondent you can speak in any uh... accent you want but if your reporting on at egypt or anything the middle east all we have to do is when you talk about more black you have to say like that or israel and then you're good to go that's what i think you've got people speaking high no like high street english not all of us from this mob So it was pro SMS text messages. I'm like, well... and then so okay Did you get any of the messages? What did they say? I don't have any of the messages unfortunately Well maybe someone in the chatroom can grab one But um

32:46 uh... yes i actually i posted a something on my blog and i said you know for everyone who so outraged by what's going on now with the elitists in uh... in egypt why don't you uh... cancel your voter phone subscription which you know half of the uk has to just go ahead and cancel it once you did that want to show some real power course no one is doing that no one's calling for its like oh they had two he was actually much better for the customer And then I start hearing this name crop up everywhere in relation to, i'm sure we were invited for it John and we should be opening...be paying closer attention to our mail. Did you get an invite to the M Health Summit? No, well maybe, I don't know, I get so much mail that I miss half of it Yeah, It might have been postal mail actually The M Health Summit, everyone was there

33:34 Everybody was there John. I'm talking about Ted Turner was there, Bill Clinton was there... This is a UN United Nations outfit Bill Gates was there and boy rather interesting so first Bill Gates is on stage with this woman who's a doctor and you have to see the video it's hilarious because he's talking and she's just looking at her paper she's not even looking at him, she's like trying to figure out what our next question is going to be. And does not look at him the entire time during this answer which comes down to cell phones and their importance in third world countries, the Middle East and Northern Africa. I mean he just kind of slips that in. Vaccines are going to be the key and malaria... By the way, of course it's on the vaccine tip but listen to the cell phone part. What happened there? Respiratory diarrhoeal so how would cell phones fit in if you knew If you could register every birth on a cell phone

34:34 Get fingerprints, get a location. Yeah, he's crazy. Cell phones use it for fingerprinting locations so everything your phone does is talking about Then you could take these systems where you go around and make sure the immunization happens You could run them in a more effective way Vaccine coverage in the very poorest regions like the north of Nigeria north of India are below 50% And so you'd get a huge improvement if you could just take the vaccines we have today and get those delivered. So when I think about the biggest impacts, I think of patient reminders

35:23 Patient reminders. Hey slave ding-ding slaves a lot of second let's stop right Slave hello you have a text message slave got now he's talking about the dirt poor, you know John you are so wrong northern Nigeria all have a cell phone people cell phone that has a ID on it they all yeah No, they all John You are wrong my friend Next clip will explain how wrong you are. Vodafone is one of these companies that is rolling out cell phones to everybody for this very reason so you can get a text message with a friendly patient reminder

36:05 Clear, but if you could get people to take TB drugs regularly. If you could get them even in the rich world to take medicines regularly Even in the rich world? That's us John Remind mothers to do various things Hey mother! Mother time to do something Hello! Hello mother! Mother your telephone is telling you to do something Particularly in that first year of life That's a huge one The supply chain for all the goods, making sure there's no counterfeits and there are no stock outs and people know what is available. There is quite a bit of inventory management of human resources through your cell phone can be done there. And then finally this sort of online digital records with high pay off for that

36:45 is vaccination coverage, which means you have to get in at a fairly early age. Okay so this of course is all leading toward vaccinations but I get interested in this organization, this M Health Summit and the CEO is a woman named Kathy Calvin and she's one of these uh... I'd say probably fifty-year old wearing too much leather with one of these like a leather necklace with a big silver like spearhead on it or something and you know she was probably hot 30 years ago. And but she's just little out of place and then listen this thing just builds up to an incredible payoff of how Vodafone is in with this organization which is 100% United Nations what I find really exciting about mHealth, and it was true also in the birth of the internet

37:38 this diverse ecosystem bridges so many different communities. It's the medical community and the technology community, it's civil society government and the private sector and its urban and rural areas and that's because the mobile phone is everywhere in his use by all of them And as this panel does come from diverse perspectives that color all of our own, I just want to give you two seconds about my own perspectives and why the UN Foundation itself is so committed to this area. No it's because we need... what do you think it is John? We probably have to kill some people! Isn't that what the U.N. is all about?! Yeah yeah we gotta kill some people. Kill a couple billion. Then we're gonna do that and I think the quickest way to inject them with something but that neither here nor there

38:21 But let's listen, and she stumbles in some interesting ways on her own words. You heard Ted Turner in the opening conversation talk about how the UN Foundation was created to become a bridge and a platform for organizations who wanted to work effectively with the UN So we help by creating partnerships and initiatives campaigns and alliances that allow people to work together with each other and with the UN to solve global problems such as global health We love programs that have innovation and this one is right up there at the top. By the way, do you notice how these non-governmental organizations which of course is not what the United Nations are... Because these people they have no idea what a balance sheet is They just get free money And oh we love programs like this! We just LOVE doing this! You ever noticed that? Yeah totally Like we love something so much So we love a challenge Especially when it's not your money

39:16 We started in 2005 in a partnership with the Vodafone Foundation. Oh really? A partnership with the Vodafone Foundation, okay let's listen Based in the UK, global telecommunications provider looking at how we could use technology to provide health incomes So that is a nice stumble Provide health incomes what? What? You trying to make something happen there Cathy? Let me just Just roll that back a second. I think she meant to say to provide health outcomes. I think it's what she meant to say. Yeah, she has got income on the mind. This is funny! Very funny! And also do emergency response using telecommunications. We pioneered some of the earliest and most widely scaled

40:14 mobile health systems around the world. Man, she just sucks! She gets back on track but wait until you hear who's behind all this. We are data collection in Africa. Hey, how many slaves we got there? Yeah learned a lot from the experience We learned that the rise of mobiles presents powerful new tools tools That's all you know if it's a tool, you know someone's gonna get whacked to combat old health challenges. We learned that to extend the reach and deliver on the promise of mHealth, we needed more than just a single software or a single organization, a single app, or even a single sector."

40:57 and we knew that we needed a collaborative environment that could deliver sustainable change. So, who helped us set this up Kathy? It's why we helped create the mHealth Alliance with the Vodafone Foundation and The Rockefeller Foundation. We're trying now to bring a wider group of players through events like this summit. The Rockefeller foundation! Sure United Nations, Vodafone, Rockefellers it red alert red alert everybody so court yeah go on well and so will then of course this is all about vaccines and for those you've been listening to the way we have a schedule let me give you one more thing that needs the people need to know before we continue which is affected this is a p r woman she used to work for a l but she came from her big company was off course where do you think what big p are not allowed to use to be a big shot with mhm microsoft

41:53 Hill and Nolton. Oh no, she's a Hill and Nolton shill! Unbelievable so she knows her business and she actually should be denounced for that stumble She should be denounced We denounce her Thank you for googling I hadn't done that Hill and Nolton eh? Oh my god Says it all It does So this of course... She also looks like the type Of course yeah She does, tell him with too much leather So this is all leading into vaccines and you know, vaccines for those who've been listening to the program starting in 2007 for the 2008 shareholders meetings every single CEO of all the big pharmaceutical companies were saying vaccines is our future. See this big hockey stick curve which goes to the right and up? Which is the way we say it in financial. To the right and up everybody! To the right enough that's right thats the way we like our charts

42:45 That's all vaccines. So there are a couple different tracks going on, one is the swine flu vaccine HPV vaccine We've got vaccines against cocaine addiction Half of these aren't actually vaccines Every time I hear it It's not actually a vaccine We've got whooping cough Some sort of poison Yeah most of its kind of poison And so if you want to get the young kids in and your working at Hill & Knowlton Right? So you need two things. One is you need a lot of money and the other one is, people can trust because he was rich! He got really rich by being really smart so who do we get? Bill Gates because I mean the guy must be right, he's smart well listen to him talking with Sanjay Gupta

43:37 in a scripted interview about vaccines and John are you have your kids been inoculated against the measles I don't believe so right well you sir are baby killer 10 billion dollars over the next ten years to make it the year of the vaccines what does that mean exactly Well, over this decade we believe unbelievable progress can be made both inventing new vaccines and making sure they get out to all the children who need them. Now I just got to stop for a second so you didn't really hear at the beginning there's 10 billion dollars that Bill Gates apparently through his foundation is going to be putting into vaccines So there's like... They always talk big game about going-to going-to when do they do this?

44:22 Well, I think that's a financial trick. I think it actually does work you know he puts all his money offshore and it multiplies but yeah there is a lot of pharmaceutical CEOs going hey Bill let me get some hookers and blow for ya 10 billion I'll take some of that That would be a flag for me, right? Yeah. Okay We could cut the number of children who die every year from about nine million to half of that If we have success on it and the benefits are in terms reducing sickness Reducing the population growth it really what yeah What did bill just say the benefits are reducing population growth really Bill okay

45:04 Let me just hear that again. Maybe I misheard it. You know the logic, we played this clip before... The logic he has about it This is a new clip John because there's something much better coming Yeah but you remember the old one where you have the logic behind this thought But anyway go ahead It really allows society a chance to take care of itself once you've made that intervention There has been a lot scrutiny on vaccines recently specifically childhood vaccines There's been a lot news about Is there a connection with autism for example? What do you make of all that? Dr. Wakefield wrote a paper about this saying that he thought there was a connection and People there was lower vaccination rates as a result for a period of time in Britain than the United States What are your thoughts is that true what was there for a period of time a lower vaccination rate in The United Kingdom in Britain, I don't know Sanjay says so it must be true but now John You're about to learn how you're about to learn you're a baby killer

45:54 baby killers? Well, Dr. Wakefield has been shown to use absolutely fraudulent data he had a financial interest in some lawsuits he created fake paper the journal allowed it to run All the other studies were done showed no connection whatsoever again and again and again. And so it's an absolute lie that has killed thousands of kids because the mothers who heard that lie, many of them didn't have their kids take either pertussis or measles vaccine in there children are dead today. Okay? What percussive is that what he said? What's pertussence?

46:28 Yeah, whooping cough. Okay and so... Everybody gets that shot when they're a kid. My kids got that shot Right but not the measles shot I don't know maybe they did but i don't know that they did Well listen to this And so you know the people who go and engage in those anti-vaccine efforts You know they kill children There ya'go You baby killer you! They literally killed children? They killed children. It's a very sad thing because these vaccines are important Developing the vaccine, the scientific research that goes into that obviously one thing and then distributing things even after they've been created someone said to me once that even if the cure for HIV AIDS came in the form of a clean glass water we still wouldn't get rid of AIDS in the world Anyway so this kind of...this goes on and they kinda drop into all kinds non sequitur stuff

47:17 But Bill Gates is I mean that's pretty big statement. I about Andrew Wakefield He's just calling him a liar and it's very clear what side of the fence bill gates is on but the main thing he's talking about his protestants and and measles, and then later on he Yeah, I got that one dude you think I'm not leading into it yeah okay sorry and uh... as of course wakefield made the connection between autism and vaccinations and bill gates saying that's a lie now this is one of the big questions on everyone's mind it is there a connection and the answer as you just skype to me which was audible on the program which he just skyped me

48:11 uh... comes from and curious source jackson yes i have seen of the likes to look more more like a board hooker my god i actually had time considering running as an end of show clip because the uh... the she's so annoyed with this is a congressional panel who are asking your questions because of course the president on january eighteenth signed an executive order which allows the e p a to be god every agency hate with the fda we're just gonna allow some uh... modified uh... alfalfa you know if we can do it and i would add that we want to wear in charge of the president said cell and she has her hand underhead like

48:55 uh... draft and sell these questions really looks like a twelve-year old that has been being scolded yet and doesn't give a crap but she has the answer and it comes here to you live on c span which we want so you don't have to president had an executive order uh... stating that energy in that uh... agency should consider when taking a look at the cost fits he said quote values that are difficult or impossible to quantify including equity, human dignity fairness and disruptive impacts. You know I think it's easy to measure unemployment 9.4 percent uh we know that we've our debt has gone up three trillion This by the way is Brasso or what was his name? Brasso

49:37 Senator Brasso. Yeah, and he's not happy with her by the way and he's got some interesting things that we could listen to later on if you wanted too but so he is setting her up now and he is about pop the question. $3 million in the last two years or 3 million more unemployed in the past 2 years We know that burdensome regulations do have impact on jobs And it is quantifiable My question is Is the language in the President's executive order Does it allow you to basically use anything you want in terms of making sure the same benefits outweigh the costs? I think the president's far-reaching executive order makes clear that there are some things that are hard to price. Our science may be good, but i don't know how you'd price the ability to try to forestall a child who may not get autism if they're not exposed to contaminated water and i think the language in that order is about those things where we can be protected for reasonable amount of money to make sure that our children and future generations are not guinea pigs. They're not guinea pigs?

50:41 uh... so uh... she said it right there the kids get autism from stuff in the water if this is a sad song john clears my defense of it's all over we know what now and who did we don't need andrew wakefield only bill gates which has been clean water and lisa jackson's gonna save all of our kids want his own at home with jenny mccarthy's number they gotta call her but i know that it's the water it's not the vaccines it's the water This is crazy. It's just a... but the way crazier is, and you can go to dvorak.org slash blog and look at this clip we have it here uh it's a uh just a look at the woman with this glib smug attitude and posture

51:27 It's just astonishing to me that somebody like this represents the government. She just must think she is the queen of Egypt, if you do a call back. She needs...she needs a shoe thrown at her head! A pump, a high heel...a crock for all I care. Pie in the face would probably be it. No no no shoes! Shoes is so dehumanizing. A shoe is much much better. A stinky shoe you take right off your foot. Yummy! Stinky shoe! Remember those roots? Remember roots? Yeah, I remember roots. Throw a roots at her! They look like old duck feet Anyway we have a jingle for people like... Big expert big expert so they are just taking you know there's uh the White House and i went to the uh i always go to whitehouse.gov to take a look

52:24 our president's weekly speech which wasn't all that interesting this week. His speeches are getting worse yeah I mean, basically i think he lost that speech writer that young kid that was a speechwriter that gave him all the good stuff during the campaign Yeah, the yes we can kid! Yeah, the kid had to go back to school But I always like reading The White House blog because thats where like the new kids are and this is written by Dan Pfeiffer, I don't know who he is He may not be a kid And it was interesting because you know, You doth protesteth too much methinketh. So here it says you can't believe everything you read this is the the home page of whitehouse.gov and I think if someone's like posting something on the homepage of arguably the most important website in our civil life this must be pretty interesting

53:17 as that is the hope yeah as valuable as the internet can be in helping to spread information most people know that you can't believe everything you read and they should check the source before relaying every alarming story they read this because judge at the drudge report posted something about this Once the story is going around the internets over the past two days claiming that the Obama administration is somehow responsible for the rolling blackouts in Texas that have caused terrible hardship for so many Texans. The source is questionable, this story unquestionably false! And then what's funny is in this whole rebuttal and and idea there is that because of local EPA regulations

54:02 They weren't able to either activate or open up more coal-fired electricity plants because a couple of them froze up I guess. uh... which doesn't make much sense to me but okay whole thing is bogus so what is it that why would they have rolling blackouts literally how does it remember we had rolling black outs in california all during the great scam and he was like oh it's never going to be this a really good have rolling back as a because there's too much demand for electricity we haven't got enough supply and peak oil all the rest of it we can keep up his gonna be really big people better get used to it and then don't extend they found it was a big scam you know if it wasn't

54:42 It was planned, it was just to scam the public so they have to pay more for electricity. And then once that was revealed in the rolling black... We haven't had a rolling blackout in California ever since Schwarzenegger got into office! What changed? Well, they're saying it's the weather. It's bullshit! It is the same thing this is a scam from the get-go and it probably got something to do with... I bet you when finally revealed of course nobody does anything about after its revealed nobody throws all the politicians out of office because they're complicit because there are ones who panic the public like Gray Davis did oh we're gonna have to get used to it So they point to a Tom Fowler written article in the Houston Chronicle. The White House rebuts this with their unquestionable proof by pointing to another mainstream media article

55:32 uh... where the houston chronicle says now it's because of some pipes froze and uh... and they couldn't uh... bring that this so they'd they couldn't fire up these coal-fired which of course he's the guys being shut down by the e p a and did you know texas gets all their extra power from mexico no i didn't know that yeah anything and guess who supplies mexico with their uh... coal fired plants General Electric? Yeah! Bingo, yes. We listen to the show enough you just guessed these things right How beautiful is that So they shut the plants down in Texas and then they get it from Mexico where of course there's no regulations for General Electric to build something in Mexico Yeah they can build a piece of crap and who gives a crap

56:20 And then the Mexicans say, uh, Mexican power officials were quote very helpful to us during the peak demand Wednesday evening and Thursday morning but by Thursday afternoon Mexico stopped shipping power to Texas so it could deal with cold weather demand south of the border. What? What?! Did it freeze in Mexico while I was sleeping So someone made a call and said, shut it down boys. It's exactly like Enron! Yeah totally It's a different scam that we maybe haven't figured out yet but... It'll be figured out by the time it's figured out nobody will care because electricity will be back on and the same crooks will be in office you know I mean some miracle that we got Gray Davis out through a recall which I thought was wild

57:04 But you know, what difference does it make? It didn't make any real difference in the long haul. And things just keep going on and General Electric guys keep pocketing more money and the White House guys... Since when did they- actually my wife and I traced it back to Van Buren. Since when did somebody become elected President of the United States somehow magically with making $200,000 a year income which is what the president makes something like that how do they walk out of office worth 300 million dollars You know, or more... By investing in oil stocks. Duh! And by the way you know we have a human resource as part of our massive audience Mr Oil in the chat room

57:48 And of course, I only know these people by their chat name Handel. But you know John, you know as well as I do that we have people who work at Goldman Sachs who listen to the show... Oh yeah! We got people in Zug Switzerland who listened to the show. Who laughed and had a lot of assertions I'm sure. Yeah they got that one right. Yeah they did or actually they'll... While they're counting their money because some of these guys have so much cash that they just basically counting all day. That's okay at least in line so anyway some talking to mr. oil like somehow i don't think he's rich he might be but it doesn't matter he is a human resource and his head he's helping out and she flips his lid over the clip you played last week from the shell executive

58:33 uh... about the scripted clip from the xc of shell oil right so in that clinton i don't think we have to play it we could if you want to uh... and even if it was the show guide the xeo but someone said well this thirteen cent wholesale gasoline hike we just witnessed right now is in the club okay so what do you acquired that clip before showtime so it must have been wednesday evening or at latest during those wednesday okay so uh... mister oil is involved somehow with the business and he says that thirteen sent hike was not publicly known until thursday eight p m u k time all really and what happened at that very moment is these huge swaps took place

59:21 And guess who made a killing on oil stored up at a lower price? Mark Rich, Glencore. Oh good old Mark! and so you need him to listen to the show. We needed this book... He'd be laughing half the time, yeah, who cares? he should be sending us money just for the entertainment guy hey Mark Rich listen to me well I thought that whole segment was rigged Well it was rigged! Mr. Oil went on with a hypothesis and he did this in chat room so i feel like can talk about publicly uh... he said look what's gonna happen is two things first of all

1:00:00 that goes up and then something else happens which is the fuel duty. And he says in the UK, it may be the same in America The name duty is used for a very specific reason because it is a form of tax that can be taxed And I don't know if that happens in the US, it might. But a fuel duty is essentially a tax or price hike that is put on top of primarily fuel to get people not to use so much of it but that itself is taxable and and so he's a look at we have to do a little work on that word cuz you're right the door duty is used a lot in uh... it kind of interchangeably with other words fees right another thing that says the word that's that's used for specific reasons and and taxes as an alliance these are specific words use reviews for a specific reason exactly how to figure out what duty really is so that point so then he lays it on many really freaks me out he says okay

1:01:01 So of course, and by the way there's all these VLCCs which are very large crude carriers oil tankers. Yeah the monsters Right and so they're all sitting off the you know what so these inventories went down then they're all built up and that as I've got out you know that they're all sitting in a... They're kind of waiting for this Egypt thing to make it make it $200 dollar bail oil on they want to close off the Suez Canal etc etc So of course, the price of crude oil and the wholesale gasoline price will fluctuate dramatically but not at the pump. Because we're going to keep it nice and high for the slaves We're gonna keep that crazy And he says... this is where you freak me out He says, You read Atlas Shrugged? I said yes! Wait no wait wait wait! By the way, you know that all of Goldman Sachs has a copy Everyone's got a copy of this book What happens in the United States of America

1:01:58 when fuel prices at the pump are six dollars a gallon what do you think john? What happens? Well I think, well the first thing that'll happen and what should happen is people should vote everyone out of office but it seems to me that will have people just travel less and use less gas. No no you're close okay we take the train all aboard trains good planes bad Which of course are not high-speed electrical rail, they run on diesel oil which has a very different tax bracket or duty bracket for transportation. Like you know in many countries you can get... Someone's taking the friggin train! We will straight to the FEMA camp and we'll be happy to go in because it'll be hungry and tired and without shelter They're not gonna have to round anybody up they just gonna say hey would you like some food? Come on over here

1:02:55 Dow Jones reports right here, the price of oil...Dow Jones Newswire. The price of oil could jump to $200 per barrel if the crisis in Egypt escalates and leads to a shutdown on the Suez Canal according to Venezuelan Oil Minister Rafael Ramirez You know it seems to me I don't maybe is just me but i remember the last scenario about two years ago when we talked about that you are dollar oil and were making predictions and then the oil crashed Well I went to 150 It went to $147, I believe. It never hit $150. But anyway whatever the case... It was a good try! Sorry? It was a good try we tried to make it all the way up we did alright Then it fell to $33 which is more reasonable Where should be right where it should what should be 40 they think but 25 is historic place for it to sit but anyway The point is that

1:03:47 It seemed as if this was a grand experiment because it was Goldman Sachs, oh its gonna go to 200 no doubt about it and then of course the scam was revealed that it was all being speculated upon. JP Morgan. If they pulled the rug out from under it and fell so it seems to me that was a grand experiment to see...it goes like this buncha guys in a boardroom going Hey, hey I got an idea. What do you think will happen if it goes to 200? Let's hire a bunch of think tanks and they get all these guys everybody the Brookings Institute does a report they send them all in and they look at it go well this'll be interesting because this will cause this then there so do this and this will do that is a whole bunch of fallouts. You gotta do the voice John you don't sound evil when you talk like that

1:04:27 Yeah. Hey, I got an idea! Hey John- John- John...I got an idea let's start some crap in Egypt! That'll show him! It's the laugh that gets me. So they do this deal to see what was going to happen, so it failed and they say okay shh let's just shut up about it for a while lets try again in a couple of years when its wound down a little bit we can give another shot we'll try something different but this time were gonna crank it out and have better reasons for it go up lets create a stir in Egypt I'm telling you this is rigged It's going to go to 200, or it's gonna try at least. Try to go to 200 again and it's gonna collapse again which is an opportunity for people who want to go short by the way. It's gonna collapse again but they're gonna try to get after this C I think they're looking for some effect They are looking for some real money-making killer deal And then well its not just oil guys But what would it be?

1:05:24 What do you mean what would it be? I mean where's the easy money in this deal. The easy money is in the Glencore IPO, what are you talking about! You get on the Glencore IPO your good as gold that thing's gonna be like a rocket It's gonna... and you sell your insider shares exactly in like 18 months after the lockup. You don't even need to do that, you can sell collars. Right but you know what I'm saying right? That thing is a fake by the way, the public should know about this. Do you know that- That lock up thing is bogus it sounds good on paper but there's a thing called a collar that you can sell yeah there's any number of institutions will write these things for you and you can basically get out of that stock the next day. That actually happened to me

1:06:08 You sold collars? Yep, on Ask Jeeves. Oh really? Yeah what happened was they went public and I was worth like so much money overnight and of course it's like ah shit! I got like a 18 month lockup And then, you can Google this and you'll find it. Somehow the insiders had done something that wasn't even a collar they figured out that they could...that 1.5 million shares could be sold That was owned by insiders so everyone got to sell some of their shares including me! And I wrote all the rest down in 30 cents which was great

1:06:46 I should have sold collars on the res. Anyway, Egypt gas pipeline attacked unknown attackers blow up North Sinai pipeline that supplies gas to Jordan Gee! Do you think it would make the riots go a little faster in Jordan? Yeah, Jordan's taking way too long to blow up So we need like cut off their gas it's just unbelievable how scripted this is and it really is, it really really really is. And I think that the people who... and its all about oil or natural resources let's put it that way. I think Israel's gonna get involved they're going to have Jordan goes down there's gonna be a lot of fish shaking maybe there'll be little war that will jack up the price even further yeah course! They are pulling out all the stops to get to this two hundred dollar oil thing because at 200 bucks which is the number they keep saying it's not like as a big secret

1:07:39 At 200 bucks something happens and I think it's more than Glencore. No, but something happened. Glencore is the biggest corporation in the world John what are you talking about? This is not small potatoes this IPO It's just not reported on. But it's not going to be an IPO, what is it going to do? Double in price I'm talking about something like... 60 billion they're talking about sixty billion just for the insiders! Yeah but that's so much and its so heavy that it's not gonna be able to triple or go 10x Its not like a credit default swap that you pay ten cents for when you get back $100,000 Well that would be on the downside when we do that Hey Well the downside will be interesting. It's possible that this thing... We can make it both ways! Listen, you and I... Actually the downsides is more interesting. The down sides is less risky to be honest about it. So listen here's what we need to do

1:08:27 We need to, uh... we need to work out how- if we know the scam then we can make money on it and then just like make money and do the show and not be worried about anything. Like, what is that? Rent! Rent. Rent and my electrical bill It's like I'm gonna have to turn off the stream at night. I'm sorry guys but we gotta turn off- What if they do rolling blackouts?! What am I going to do? Get a generator now? You know what could easily happen They could easily say oh we're gonna do rolling blackouts they could i mean they did it before nobody cared anyone went along with the program especially in the bay area all these stooges oh its peak oil we can't afford to go is too much demand over do you know that uh... and that's what ashton kutcher is actually sounding like a exactly one of these you know he had little running around has a place to go to work i want to wear action coutures going and i wanna be there cuz you know we're gonna see like uh...

1:09:24 Demi Moore on the beach on the beach and a bunch of hippies. Yeah, dude you and I will be look I think So I think I was talking about Australia But I have a feeling that get Monation Kiwi may be better And I'll tell you why? The charity that Mickey and I work for research uh... so their biggest donor i'm talking a guy like it was like a medical vc in the valley and uh... you can look his name up and he's with the guys who puts a lot of money into this charity probably a million-a-year personally and uh... so yeah i was talking to these two women were appear would do us to some video work for night if we don't get our charity unfortunately what they can have a barony form but is having pitched him yet anyway

1:10:15 So they're saying, oh what do you think about the... because they know who I am. Just like I checked out their charity they checked me out and they went well everybody just due diligence. They did due diligence and said well as long as you don't do that in our board meetings it's okay And said, so what do you think about how things are going? I'm like really holding back. Well you know I am a little concerned. Yeah you know Russell, oops that's his first name yeah he is really dire, the most dire guy He is going to New Zealand right now to find a house and he is gonna go move down there

1:10:51 I believe it. I know a guy who moved down to New Zealand thinking the same kind of thing, but this was some years ago and he moved back Really? New Zealand is boring No! It's beautiful That's what i'm told for everyone who has tried to do this trick They go down there and its a very socialist place There are alot of political correctness going on Oh we don't want that Its like Berkeley, its like a big Berkeley Its like a Berkeley with little cleaner Its like a Berkeley meets Disney World With alotta sheep Kind of clean with a lot of sheep the food is good and probably more natural not so contaminated as the poison food weed But it's boring, and there's nothing to do Sick of it after a few weeks and the next thing you know you're moving back to anywhere. I don't know man

1:11:34 and look it's either australia or new zealand. Australia is like, I think the women are hot in Australia yeah the guys are hot they're all a bunch of ex-hookers the guys are hot in Australia they're all prisoners and hookers that were moved there by these people bred to these very good looking women and they're all pretty funny they all have a sense of humor exactly! I've never run into an Australian without a sense of humor now that... well so I'm torn I'm torn between sheep and hot women. Let me think, hmmm... Sheep or hot women? Let me think! Wait a minute, what did you say Mickey? You don't want to go to New Zealand? Do you wanna go to Australia? Maybe. The other thing is that Australia's got issues. There are lots of hot women and men in Australia they're all hookers and prisoners. Whoa sorry about that

1:12:30 They're all, there's this... MILF! That one mother I liked of. I'm sorry make your point and we can move on. My point is that this is a pipe dream Move to Chile and buy a vineyard if you're going to do something like that Alright well we can plan on that it's the no agenda retirement plan What are you gonna do? You sit in there at Berkeley, you're in the middle of the crazies Yeah What are you doing there What am I doing in Berkeley? Yeah, why don't you leave. I need to be in the high-tech milieu and Northern Silicon Valley suits me fine. Bullcrap! Please. It's true. What for that X3 show? Yeah. x3.mevo.com You need to be in the milieu for that, that's for sure. Alright anyway I'm coming up to see ya so we're gonna plot our retirement where are we having dinner Tuesday Monday I think no yeah

1:13:26 Uh-huh. No, I'm going to the Mevio office Tuesday Yeah and then we're gonna go to lunch That's Tuesday! Oh, we're doing lunch? Tuesdays on lunch and dinner was supposed to be Monday Okay Alright Well it'll be good to see you Whatever I think I doubt it Yeah right all right let's thank some people who actually a support this program and uh... and help us with the our rent another bills that we have to take it easy to send having done you did allows us to do call out hillen dolton yes like business images they are with the women who that woman whose head of the land thing xdxp and vote upon and he archick from a l well at that time uh... it's like uh... we can't do that in our dialogue businesses just awesome

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1:28:14 I think it was 2008, 2009... the 2008 season. When i was at the Curry... what was that? The Cottage! I was in the UK and I kept saying there's a space war going on over our head There is a space war they're shooting each other in space This is a topic that we've dropped Yeah well because you scoffed at me as usual And so now Wikileaks comes out with a cable That in 2008, 2009... Do we know this is really WikiLeaks or just a hoax? Well it's uh who the hell knows right but you know

1:28:55 I'm right there with you but the cable looks official it has all kinds of numbers. It says the United States and China were in a military standoff over space and they were shooting so what the cable says is that they were shooting their own missiles down to prove that they could do it, their own satellites not missiles satellites Remember that satellite? That, oh yeah it got blown...it crashed into something else and I said space war. And you were like, wow that's crazy! So it turns out it was they were lasering these things out of the sky and the cable says that the US shot their own satellite and then China shot theirs just oh yeah we can do that too. I think it's probably more likely that the US shot the Chinese satellite

1:29:41 but that they're lasering it with uh... there's all kinds of actually could be that the u.s. shot the chinese satellite in the chinese shut the u s dot yet totally possible anyway so it's a no-man's land for a word to expired satellites anyway believe joker is there so much junk and space besides view may be a pretty cool target range but they have another thing developing this year net yeah i know please Please stop with your net. Why don't you net the Pacific Ocean while you're at it? I mean, its like ridiculous! I tried to get up early this morning. Do the math on the amount of... just forget it. I woke up at 330 and realized that was an hour too early because the National Reconnaissance Office

1:30:25 sent off another rocket from Vandenberg this morning at 426. Oh really? Yeah, a smaller one Minotaur rocket. Minotaur 1 You didn't get to see the trail? No I fell back asleep until 530 when my alarm went off. Oh... Because they were supposed to do it yesterday but it got scrubbed because uh.. One of their transmitters wasn't working and these guys used to have an endless supply of money. Why don't we just shoot another satellite- another spy satellite into space Eh whatever Go for it Who cares? Yes, it's nice. I'm sure must be a lot of fun working at Vandenberg Can i push the button today can i push the button Sure you can push the button. I had some oh he was um as little funny one i found under the uh So if you're um If you're in charge of propagating the global warming meme

1:31:26 And let's face it, the bankers who are ultimately going to receive the carbon credit money I would say they're pretty much at the top of the food chain in control of the climate change carbon credit scam. If you really wanted to insure your future what would you do John? So let's say that you're Rothschilds, i'm just naming a bank If you really wanted to ensure that everyone bought into the climate change and you want it, in case let's just say the weather didn't quite work out the way you wanted it too or we already know that the scientists have tried to document data. I don't know what I do because I can't think like that

1:32:09 Well I think that i would buy a 70% controlling stake in Weather Central LP, the world's leading provider of interactive weather graphics and data services for television web and mobile services. I think that's what i do. Why? Because if you own the company then you can manipulate what data is being sent to television, web radio and newspapers! Oh, so what your assuming... Is that there's a scam aspect of this and you can use the control over media as a way of manipulating information just to screw over the public It never happened before but it's a novel idea

1:32:51 It's never happened before. General Electric owning NBC, Disney owning ABC? Founded in 1974 Weather Central is the global provider of professional on-air online print mobile and enterprise weather solutions and forecasting with a hundred and eighty employees including seventy meteorologists Now hold on a second These are the guys The question remains now who was it that was buying these people Rothschild. Why? This doesn't make any sense unless what you say is true Exactly! It's not an investment that they would normally make if there was some alternative reason for making it Weather Central has secured a leading 46% market share of North America's weather information delivery market for broadcast and media delivering content to hundreds of millions of viewers

1:33:43 It is the largest provider of broadcast and interactive web weather solutions for media companies in the US, Canada and Mexico better known as North American Union. Weather Central has more than 400 broadcast television clients in 21 countries worldwide it provides weather forecast to millions of users day what you're telling me that the guy on KTLA doesn't do that himself? He's not studying the charts You're not going to tell me that he actually gets the information from a Rothschild controlled company, are you? They had this guy who used to be weather guy in the west coast and he's been floating around. He works at little markets here and there His name was Harry Geiss

1:34:25 and here you guys we do have a couple protege is out there hairy guys uh... was condemned by the meteorological society because he incorporated all other data other than what they would not bother them with of the ministry of truth was given him atlanta in the approved data and he made all kinds of weather predictions that were very interesting cuz his accuracy wasn't at least twice that of anybody else i was doing whether constantly hounded and hounded and how did any was denounced in everything in between has been a couple of uh... of his protege is out there and have always been amused by this because it's obvious that there's you know there's some politics involved in the weather so take it one step further the c e o of this particular arm of the rothschild empire d is lynn forrester derot child hillary clinton's buddy

1:35:16 You know her, don't you? Oh yeah. The kind of hot milfy looking Rothschild She's way too... I think she married in right? She is way to cute to be an evil banker And she has a quote here in the acquisition press release. Weather Central is a world-class company that is number one in its category with a history of success, a talented team and a very bright future Their products which are the world's most precise for broadcast online and mobile forecasting allow companies an individual unparalleled insights whether designed for insurance company wanting to alert customers on impending hailstorm a hedge fund trying to monitor agricultural commodities or consumer planning of vacation, no one has better information than Weather Central. Oh wait... No one has better information than Weather Central!

1:36:04 EL Rothschild we will use our resources, business expertise and industry insights to build upon Weather Central's current success and to develop the company's escalating international profile in markets like Latin America and India. So this is exactly what I was saying the other day when i said if everyone so sure about climate science and everyone knows exactly what's going to happen in a hundred years from now Why don't y'all take that expertise and get on the weather? Because if you can predict the weather or if you report the weather, You are the richest MF on Earth. Because whether everyone determines that everything is determiner revolves around weather and oil. Climate's easy, weather's hard

1:36:48 Now you have a model and computer model that would predict the weather perfectly accurately The next day, but it took two days to run the program. You know when you make the joke on Thursday It just doesn't work on Sunday okay? so Jeez Kimiki what if Jay Leno came out and did the same joke two nights in a row oh by the way He does he slightly alters the punchline clear do the same job clearly where you get your inspiration from yes So anyway, I thought that was rather interesting. Make a note on the tape that your little Weather Central voice is perfect for the show opener. What time is it here? 1039. Okay you mean the... okay I can't remember what I did It was good though huh? Yeah it was quite good. Okay that's good. Want to do some magic numbers just a little break and then I think you have a couple clips we should be listening too yeah a couple ok so magic numbers around Gitmo Nation from Brazil little article

1:37:50 uh... and remember the number thirty three of course lots of numbers are recurring but is either two reasons for the number thirty three showing up in a news article one is a message back to home base like hate mission accomplished boys it's ah... hilland olton's way of getting on this program uh... number people in brazil with high blood pressure who will now need some uh... some other stuff farmers stuff that we make lipitor thirty-three million Lockheed may lose $33 billion if Marines F-35 is cut. Hillsborough, Tampa Florida deputies arrest 33 on drug charges. Macau gambling revenue leaps 33% in January. Siemens Alpha diesel hybrid bus cuts fuel consumption by... 33%.

1:38:46 Police say man blows 0.333 on breathalyzer Haha, whoa US cancer rate 1 in 333 hey way to go guys Hey how many bank failures since 2008 John? 300 there's a three and 333 Let me see There's a couple of ones I think it just too bogus. Airbus delivered 33 aircraft in January, now we're stretching and the Ford Mustang sales are down by 33%. By the way did you see and unfortunately there's no video from it? The CEO of Chrysler he was at a event two days ago

1:39:39 And he was talking about, of course Chrysler didn't get the sweetheart deal that GM did. Chrysler got like you know like four or five billion dollars and they have to pay back a billion dollars a year and the CEO said ah these shyster loans we got three times in this uh he was on the stage at like JD Powers & Associates event or something like that and he kept talking about how these shyster loans shyster loans ah they messed us up with their shyster loans He of course had to come out and apologize because I think it's a very derogatory term Shyster, is that not like a anti-semitic roots? Well in some broad sense yeah. I just thought it was really funny to hear. But doesn't Bush use the term... Shyster show up and take advantage of people's goodwill and generosity Yeah he's saying it right there. Shyster show up... Do that again because then I stepped on it. Shyster show up and take advantage of people's good will and generosity It's proof that it happens! Shut Up

1:40:32 Yeah, so he's like... He didn't apologize for it. He apologized because somebody called him to the carpet and gave him the money. Shut up! You weren't supposed to be bitching about it okay? What do you want? Do you wanna wake up one morning and have a gun in your left hand? Is that what you want?! Good news though, the Estonians apparently found the stolen carbon credits Hey, for the Estonians. I want to go to Estonia Yeah? I'll go to New Zealand. You enjoy... Estonia is supposed to have the best looking blonde women in the world In fact they have a parade called Blonde Day or something like that It's just the mustache you have to get beyond but otherwise there goes our Estonian listener so

1:41:16 Right, so let me play I do to talk about it's when I give you an idea some what the way how we do this show and What some of the problems? We run into and why are we really do need your support. I want to play a did then decide track me for quite sometime I want to play the clip here Mark Shields who's on PBS And he's on a bunch of shows that I have the clip is called mark shields as an idiot. What is he a journalist? What does he now? He's a he's an idiot. We know he's an idiot But this really got to me and I do this by the way commonly, I think you do it too a lesser extent. When you hear something that just know is bogus Right And it's being passed off like a 12 year old says makes it up as they go along kids do this

1:41:59 You know, you always say what are you making it up as your go along and instead of saying I don't know which is easier to do. You just make it up or just say something that's bogus play this. It's not working and so I think enough Justices perceive that its not going to work that will incline them to reach this high constitutional principle and throw it out. But I learned in law school the Supreme Court follows the election returns mark He didn't have to go to law school all he had to do was read Finley Peter Dunn who said that in 1896 Okay, I didn't understand one word of what he said. Alright there we're talking about you know the Supreme Court picking up on these challenges to Obamacare and he throws out that he didn't have to go to law school He could've read Finley Peter Dunne in 1896 What is that?

1:42:42 Well, that's what I wanted to know. Why does somebody do a name drop like that? So Peter Finley or Finley Peter Dunn was this writer who is supposed to be comedic who by the way is unreadable people can go look it up so I went and looked at everything he wrote because its available on both Gutenberg and archive dot org so I looked at his book in 1899 Hello? 1910 book to 1900. I looked all these things up, there was no... this is bogus! For one thing there's no document that was 1896 so the date was wrong and there's no real evidence except for his 1901 book which is called Mr. Dooley's Opinions where there may be some reference of the Supreme Court being politically inclined which is what his point was

1:43:29 What now so I am on a, yeah. I'm just on a panel and out of the blue I say well you didn't have to go to law school You could have read Finley Peter Don in 1896 when he said that right who's who does stuff like this? Anyway, it's just a mark shields. Apparently it just bought bugged me to no end you worked up about it Well yeah because people just throw this crap at my Alice as so-and-so said in 1816 I mean nobody's gonna look it up or check it out its bullcrap I love it when you get all worked up about stuff like that. Well, it's just annoying! What is this guy thinking? Who does he think he is? Why is throwing this out? Who was this writer?! The writer is impossible to read... He writes in dialect which was extremely unreadable especially around the turn of the century. Gaelic? There are no real words. It's if and duh and deh. I could read some of them and go crazy trying to figure out what he's saying

1:44:22 but in is ridiculous anyway just very annoyed by this and it took up a lot of my time yeah i've got what i'm going to do when they had that would annoy me too uh... sorry peter finish in the pier done down with you if you see him throw shoe adam for a boot at his head and say this is from the war act as an idiot now we finally figured out what to do with general aviation for the pilots and enthusiasts in the audience of course uh... You know, this has been a point of contention for Lucy Napolitano. That general aviation just gets to fly all over the place! We don't have to go through naked body scanners or anything... This is crazy! Can't have that going on so uh A contract has been awarded To AS&E Corporation

1:45:12 to develop an entire aircraft backscatter screening system so you're gonna have to taxi the aircraft through a backscatter thing. Why? So in case your Al-Qaeda, You know when's the last time a small craft did anything except one guy but he just basically drove his plane into an office yeah IRS office Yeah those guys with fuel I mean it's all things fuel you get filled with fuel and crash into an office what do you need us back scatter for you gotta put fuel on the plane Well, someone I haven't looked into AS&E. This is another scam! One of these creeps was trying to make some money on the side of the government tit. Well American Science and Engineering Inc is a leading worldwide supplier of innovative x-ray inspection systems with over 50 years of experience in developing advanced x-ray security systems

1:46:04 So they're all gonna be able to x-ray an airplane and you're going to be sitting inside yes, yes does this sound safe Well, you know You get more radiation from flying in the plane than the backscatter will actually give tell ya. Uh-huh Just so you know which makes nothing but sense I sure hope Burbank hasn't activated their back scatter something opt out when I fly up It's gonna suck a really hot flight Really? What are you do pat down the plane Hey, nice rear wheel you got there. I'm gonna opt out. A little update on the sleeping Finns of course the health officials in Finland have now said there is a definite link between the swine flu vaccinations and children now suffering from narcolepsy just falling asleep in school everywhere

1:47:00 and say well you know they're saying you know we really should have not given the vaccine to five-to twenty year olds is what the chief medical officer of Finland's national public health institute is now saying which is exactly, exactly who the World Health Organization said should receive. Yeah! They said it needs to be the young kids. It's different from everything else give it to the young kids... When your older you won't get the flu anyway So they can sleep we want the kids to sleep! That's right It'll be a plus for global warming. It will be it will be go to napforhumanity.com please and Help Tyce out he needs some help on somebody's got some great products He's putting together that nice pillows I think he's got some sleeping bags, and he needs a little bit of marketing help now

1:47:50 Not for human humanity. Yeah, we're gonna push the nap for you man anything is catchy It's nice looking for the I nap app yeah and contract your track how much how many carbon credits? You've created and we need someone to do the math yes We still need a mathematician out there that can calculate The differential between what awake and napping in terms of carbon output so i was looking for the thirty three and this article i couldn't find it some sure it was targeted at us or me specifically as uh... they have now a developed a microchip that can be implanted in the brain that will remove your uh... your turrets uh... symptoms sure hence so you're gonna have this operation let me think are no if he's crazy but you know their targeting any all human

1:48:43 yeah I'm hearing voices John, i don't know what to do! well and then maybe the chip will help. Yeah so this cyber war stuff is getting a little little scary now not that the cyber stuff is scary, but so we have the you know the whole idea of an internet kill switch and our own El Presidente says well You know if there's a cyber attack then We need to be able to shut down the Hoover Dam like please I mean how insulting is this? Where are all these pundits where is Shelly Palmer coming out and saying this is an outrage that the president talks his bullcrap about

1:49:24 You don't have to connect the Hoover Dam to the internet. This is crazy! This is absolute crazy talk and now through The United Nations, at the East-West Foundation whose authors include representatives from Microsoft and Northrop Grumman we need a Geneva Convention on Cyberwar Oh, please. Hey man! Don't DDoS me man that's against the Geneva Convention This is out of control people do people actually believe this stuff? Apparently a lot of them do Well the president needs to be able to shut down the Hoover Dam Please you don't need to connect the Hoover Dam to the internet

1:50:09 Why is the Hoover Dam connected to the internet in the first place? It's not! The Hoover Dam actually came out and said, hey I'm the Hoover Dam. I'm not connected. Even Wired... well thank God Wire did something. U.S Bureau of Reclamation is shooting down a key legislative talking point that the Internet Kill Switch legislation is needed to prevent cyber terrorists from opening the Hoover Dams floodgates. Can you believe how stupid someone is to put this in there?! And this is a talking point, well and the president said it. Well you know I mean this is not to shut down your uh... Not to shut down your access to kardashians dot com no! This is uh... This is to shutdown the Hoover Dam so terrorists can't flood everything with and open the gates Open the floodgates. It's their actual talking point How stupid is that? Throw a shoe at him throw a shoe

1:51:02 At a panel in Washington last week, a GOP staffer working on the bill was even more terrifying. Quote... No! We are very concerned about an electric control system that could cause the floodgates to come open at the Hoover Dam and kill thousands of people in the process said Brandon Milhorn Here let me write that down. Brandon he'll be the yeah what you call him as a douchebag? Well here I'd love too. And here comes... I'm throwing a shoe at your head Brandon staff director of the senate homeland security and governmental affairs committee he finishes a quote with that's a significant concern it's a key significance is there anything to cover the couple more what what i want other horrible things could happen uh... because of uh... someone now hacking as cyber war on the internet when those could happen besides opening the dead blood gates in hoover down

1:52:01 I can't even come up with something. It's like that one, it's a stretch! No, that means pretty much the pinnacle. It's a stretch already isn't it? Unbelievable... Well yeah but you know we need a Geneva Con- Hey man, it's in the Geneva Convention of Cyber Wars This is another boondoggle so they can go to some remote location and a nice resort and drink this is boy this costs American taxpayers too much money these idiots Oh its billions because this is uh Centcom is what this is uh... and this in it they've just open up the cyber sent comments just more money for let me see who are the names microsoft and north of grumman just more money for them to put uh... you know cyber anti-cyber firewall stuff all that in place and then of course we get the hackers penetrate nasdaq computers yeah right it hackers from goldman sachs not like some kids sitting around hacking into nasdaq

1:53:01 Alright. Investigators are considering a range of possible motives including unlawful financial gain, theft of trade secrets and national security threat designed to damage the exchange! Be very afraid slaves but don't worry your Facebook and Twitters will still work just fine But we don't want them to The government is stealing trade secrets constantly Yeah So I ran into an interesting out-of-the blue clip And i think it portends I assume you're done with this topic. Yes, quite done thank you! Play this? I thought this was weird... And by the way, the guy has asked a question and he should just say yes or no but he rambles and rambles but it seems as though we're about to cut Haiti loose

1:53:47 Interesting, I have some news about that as well. Here comes the clip. The Heritage Foundation and Michael Schifter president of the Inter-American Dialogue thanks to both for being with us on Great Decisions right to the top question should the United States give up on Haiti? Ray? The question is posed in a moral sense Should the US make a particular decision regarding Haiti I don't think that is the way the question should be posed. Will the US give up on Haiti? And, I'm afraid that the answer may be that the U.S., over time will tend to give up on Haiti because of the problems it faces there in the reconstruction process dealing with an impoverished country with low levels of human capital and financial capital given its tendency to move towards political division, uh... the insecurities there

1:54:35 and the competing interests that we face around the world in a period of physical retrenchment I think will lead us eventually to more or less give up, or lose patience with Haiti. Well you know what? So wait... The thing is so we might as well just keep all that money we collected by the way. Yeah, well that would be a great solution to keeping the money. So Bill Clinton and George Bush and a cast of thousands stole the money, and there's been all this like well you know where is this money? What's going on? And if George Clooney actually came out and said hey! Hey! Hey!

1:55:16 Hey, where's the money? I'm gonna stare you until you fall dead like a goat. Like i did in that movie." He doesn't do that of course but if he did then everyone would be hey yeah that's crazy man! Little John and Adam talking about it doesn't help any so what is the best possible way to just cover all up its just to cut the ties now interesting you bring that up um... You know they've had this uh... election scam election and it's all being manipulated and now, of course they're not giving out the results. The results will come in March after a runoff and the officials in Haiti have just excluded the ruling party candidate from the runoff Now this was Clinton's bitch Jude Celestine

1:56:03 he's been kicked out of the runoff so now it's going to be first former first lady uh mirlande manegat against so that wait a minute sweet nicki martelli the singer new connection now okay hit me The new connection is that Clinton got screwed in this deal so he sends the meme into the public domain, that we're going to cut Haiti loose. What do you think of that? Exactly! And I think it's the best thing that could happen for Haiti and i'll take a little bit...I think that this show should take a little bit of credit for that Get those evil elites out The people are gonna go through a lot of hardship but this is not the first time they revolted against their slave masters, the French

1:56:43 They've succeeded for a long time. It's going to be very, very difficult but if they're gonna build hotels at least let it be their hotels and that is the only thing left for them to do and it's gonna be hard but at least you won't have those evil Clintons hanging around because Hilliard was just there of her and Jude Celestine, and she's like smiling with that goofy smile on her face. Like yeah this is where my hotel is gonna be! This is gonna to be my view I'm going love it here so I think you're right I think that the meme has been thrown in there we're pulling out and by the way no one will ever ask about the money again It'll be done and they'll be like well you know it was just too crazy We had let Haiti be Haiti You know they really didn't want our help

1:57:29 I think you're absolutely right. They didn't want our help or our money apparently and certainly not our blankets We just need cash, I know a lot of people want to send blankets or water Just send your cash Send us your cash And we sent it to them, we sure did He didn't say send Haiti your cash he said send US your cash He wasn't lying There's no false advertising there Yeah, I think you're right. It's been totally cut loose and if you see George Clooney throw a shoe at him and say how come you didn't follow up on Haiti? You bastard! How come you get a hot girlfriend AND don't have to follow-up on Haiti? Hmm?! You bastard! I'm all for throwing shoes at people. Just calling them out. You got a shoe meme going... We've gotta be throwing shoes

1:58:24 It's the only message that comes through and it is a strong message to our brothers and sisters around Gitmo Nation. Because everyone understands it, everybody understands what the shoe means So well, so and so I'm tuning around looking you know short this week. There's a did this Egyptian thing has been killing me Not just you by the way it's been killing some actual Egyptians yeah But the point is it's like a news thing It's a big phony deal Let me play a couple get a couple of Egyptian clips out of the way so here listen to cliches that is like the cliche of the day that you're gonna be hearing a lot of

1:59:00 play that so they're sort of balancing back to which we haven't heard a lot about i wanted to address this idea whether islamists would take over we hear the slot there's a very important distinction be made about egypt relative other countries in the middle east and that isn't it that you didn't need for western world uh... you know iran has all you just does not needed depends on tourism on traffic through the suez canal on us eight on coming through and sell anyone who takes over will have to certainly keep that in mind just for Egypt's economy to survive. What a crock! By the way, Egyptian cotton is the best cotton you can buy if you can buy stuff made from it and is not genetically modified like the cotton you get here which is nuts putting GMO cotton on your body is not good for ya. Egyptian cotton wears like iron and its soft as cashmere It is astonishing how good that stuff is

1:59:54 does it get promoted and i don't know what are we wearing him as were where he must you know what you know that in the legion cotton in those human underwear actually i think it is we anyway also sell a tear gas to egypt so there was a really interesting think tank thing going on with her discussing uh... it the heritage foundation and it was a or or what are the brookings is the bookings as to which is a true uh... think tank in the in the old school sense me they work for the agency uh... and they had bob gregory for some unknown reason who's that weird guy who does meet depressed with them dark eyebrows he looks like we can be warhol he's got a kind of a duck mouth you know that guy yeah no he said he's uh... uh... until truant

2:00:37 is totally and i think that's a good jokes that he does indeed full scene disguise giving an analysis of uh... really interesting analysis based on uh... some some researches those names kenneth pollard and he's with brookings and and at the end of this Gregory chimes in with just some inane comment about, well you know... Just play this and you'll see what I'm talking about. Why these mainstream guys should not be on the air at all. He pointed out that everything that Crane Brinton and Theda Skocpol and these wonderful scholars of revolution have been writing about it's all there in the Middle East

2:01:13 and it was only a matter of time. It was either going to be a gradual process of reform or it was going to be a sudden explosive process of revolution. The last point on that, its also important to keep in mind that the terrorism that we face is borne out of the exact same problem the terrorists, the Ayman Azawahiris, the Osama Bin Laden. They are frustrated revolutionaries they all tried to start revolutions in their own countries and like other groups Russians before them they turned to terrorism when they found that couldn't start a social revolution and they went after us because they saw us as the power standing behind the governments that they were seeking to overthrow. So all these problems... Before we make them too nostalgic, they're also nihilists who are evil and... But again, they're always there!

2:01:59 Okay, so the guy is doing an analysis that is actually valuable for people who are... It was pretty good. Yeah it was pretty thoughtful exactly and he's going into the research and he's trying to deconstruct them with the mechanisms going on in the Middle East which is what a think tank does and this idiot Chimes in with well. Yeah, well that may be true, but they're also nihilists and evil. Well That's his programming man. That's exactly how it works like he hears the word terrorist Evil they are evil He's a robot MK ultra robot

2:02:38 Unbelievable. That is pretty funny. He made another stupid comment later in the show when somebody says, well and I know a lot of the leaders you know somebody very logical and they're in Doha talking and he said well a lot of the leaders probably right now are in their palaces who and then Gregory jumps in says expansive palaces? Yes built with drug money! He has to make some comment just shut up uh... what a douche well let me just give them a little uh... do you think all out there so i don't want other things are turning around at the network that channels and i run into a i'm sorry i'm sorry this happened but it was uh... of pierce morgan yes now he had it was when we were talking to our wizard uh... actors as silence of the lambs on a ways they've got

2:03:33 Yeah, that guy the guy who keeps doing the crazy guys Anthony Hopkins. So he's doing an interview with Anthony Hopkins and I finally realized what Piers Morgan's problem is He is like a 10 year old He asked...the questions he asked are stupid. Hopkins said their questions are awkward But just play this clip but before you do it It's like Pierce Morgan does a lot of these questions If you were a tree what kind of a tree would be? what is your favorite color? it's like I mean the whole... No, he actually asks it differently. He'll say What IS your favorite color? Exactly! It's like if you were a tree what kind of tree would you be? These questions are so stupid and when the guys actually having an interesting little chat he interrupts him with one of these dumb questions because Larry King if you studied his interview style Larry would ask Hey, hey If you're a tree what kinda tree would ya BE?!

2:04:27 if larry is going to do this are not they were awkward they were interesting changing the subject right boom-boom boy right but there weren't stupid questions like this guy asks and i think it's guys larry is laughing his ass off uh... when a decade they'll want to become a debate begging for me to come back beyond my greatest dreams No complaints. No demons lurking around in the corners of my mind. What would be the moments you've had? What would be the moment you'd replay right now if you had a chance? Ah, ah, ah! You ask these awkward questions... I enjoyed getting the Oscar Yeah he asked that a lot That's one his standard questions is like and Kim Kardashian says or Khloe or whichever K Like oh, at the birth of my son

2:05:19 uh... but i think he has to that's a step one of the standard yes was not quite as script but uh... he actually he's turned the corner and i saw him doing something yesterday which i think is will get ratings because i know the american audience mean did this slave audience and he had an exorcist on. Of course we have the movie coming out, we have the... That's for the movie! Yeah right? Right it's the remastered unseen director's cut. Hold on I didn't make this clip but that's funny you should say this because he used the word exercise on with this interview with Hopkins and I kept hearing exercise because the way it pronounces, so what would you exercise if you could exercise anything? My calves. That's what it sounded like but he was saying exercise again I suppose to promote yeah okay sounds like is all linked together Yeah no it is and so we actually had a real exercised on

2:06:19 and uh... and they had like video cam footage of them performing a priest yeah performing in exorcism alike now you're talking that's gonna get ratings you know he has colon kardashian on no one cares whatever her name is it'd be at this like the but now now you can see that that's what people watch pierce now your talk in annual real find enough for that snot style Well, someone is going to say hey look man we got a 1.0 rating for the exorcism thing more of that Pierce he's not gonna be able to stop that it's just it's just gonna happen well they're gonna have to take a really high quality booker yeah well they have to do something

2:07:04 uh... so i got one last couple play pressure at me sos spitzer my friend elliot and watching this is a show by the way that guy who had to five thousand dollar night hookers yeah good for him or part two of them so uh... they'll have a a has got to show us bits are whatever it is parker and uh... so he brings on this radical islam guide anything terrorist yet terrorists and miles ridiculous setup which is like asking the stupidest questions. Oh wait a minute, I saw that with... no this was the guy who was via remote and the guy has like the beard and hat everything yeah i saw this it was hilarious I saw it. It's only hilarious but its just great to think of me was this lead in... uh oh

2:07:52 John yeah, I lost you at lead-in. Oh, I said well have this lead in the thing that was interesting with Spitzer's lead in to do You know he basically explains everything He wants to say before even says a word did this guy which is very much like what Chris Matthews does? he talks too much and And then by the time he asked the question you already know what the answer is gonna be or whatever you think it might Be even though this guy kind of threw out curveball back at him But I didn't play that but it's just like Here's the interesting, but I want to comment on it after its plays. He was wrong What's going on in Egypt and into Nisha and in Jordan? And then Yemen is a genuine democratic uprising But there was one conspicuous absence radical Islam tonight We have a unique opportunity to talk with one of the leading voices of Muslim extremism Joining us now from London on Jim Chowdery welcome back Mr.. Chowdery

2:08:43 Yes, good evening. Good evening to you as well I've got to be very direct with you Mr.. Chattery You lost there is revolution sweeping through the Arab world in the Middle East and the voice that is Conspicuously absent is the voice that you espouse radical Islam? How do you possibly explain that? So the guy says he's full of crap is what he said, but it's like one thing is conspicuously absent You could have put anything in there. One thing is conspicuously absent The Chinese how do you explain? There was no Chinese presence one thing is conspicuous Conspicuously absent there's no Japanese there What what happened when I got a Japanese representative what happened to you Japan where are the Mexicans? There's no Canadians there. I'm telling ya

2:09:31 this is like, this is a bogus piece. It was just a created piece of crap that was just an eye dropper. It was funny because at the end Elliot Spitzer does his I have to disagree with everything you say! You're horrible person! Rrrr! Yeah he had to do that. It was funny so um... To wrap it up I would just like to say that uh... The North American Union which I think we were probably talking about two three years ago as well uh... is israel's really come one step closer amidst all of this turmoil in the egypt as a people are all looking at uh... rising in the church um... revolution or was it revolution and something else they change every day they don't have a good uh... again we had a lot of catchphrase now that i have a tagline for the really works because not yet there's no alliteration sbd you know can be like uh...

2:10:28 error in Egypt doesn't sound right which is really what it is the error in Egypt so of course now that now that Mexico has GE supplying Texas with our energy I think we pretty much own Gitmo Nation taco. I think that's pretty much ours, you know? We give them the guns, we give them everything it's like yeah whatever so we're all one big happy country did you see that Prime Minister Harper part of the cabal that has now made it so that our human resources and Gitmo Nation Great White North have a bandwidth cap of 25 gigabytes per month and can no longer stream stuff without paying overages. You've followed that I'm sure? Yeah, twenty-five gigs is not low. It's nothing! If you're watching movies or Netflix... It's one a day

2:11:25 and then you're over by five gigabytes at the end. No, it's crazy! It's a fix and it could happen here by the way. Oh I will probably well now not against paying but the whole idea of a cap and then huge over before we even go to that I called AT&T yesterday and AT&T by the way if you're roaming overseas they are still the best deal available. Don't think that T-Mobile is one company, don't think that Verizon is going to do any good for you overseas so they have these deals So uh...you have to buy a data package my daughter's in London and um...so I'm able to get her 100 megabyte data bundle for $100

2:12:11 And if she goes over that 100 megabytes, which is easy to do by the way. It goes a lot faster than you think The kids easily use a couple megs a day If she go over that then it's like $2 50 a Meg But that thing that killed me is I said well She sends text messages all yes of course guy from India Oh Yes We see that she has already sent 60 and 60 text messages at this as 60 text message is one dollar 29 per text messages central received but what Yes, but you can buy a bundle. Okay? Give me the bundle What do I get ah you get 50 text messages for $5 to great give me 200 of those Oh No only fifty per billing cycle So you can only get the fifty messages per month and everything over that is 99 cents Per text message sent or received Wow now

2:13:08 and so then it's like she says what do you like are you interested I'm sorry to do the accent but this is what i get would you like to do calling plan? Don't be sorry. Calling plan! yeah might as well because I feel probably gonna get shafted for that too oh yeah dollar ninety nine per minute incoming outcoming give me the plan, give me the plan So I get a dollar nineteen per minute on the phone and then he goes onto say now That is from the minute the phone rings! Are you kidding me? So that the meter starts ticking, the minute the phone rings. And if it goes to voicemail... The longer someone speaks on the voicemail it counts for that 119 a minute. Can you believe that crap?! Well you know Eric, The Shill went to Finland recently and took that plan that you're talking about

2:14:00 Which is the data bundle, blah blah blah. And he came back and I think he finally resolved this with him but he came back and the bill was $8000! He was there a week! 8000? Hey, he got a better data package than I got! I mean he had to be like online the whole time...I don't know how you get an eight thousand dollar bill from being in Finland for a week My god It's bait-and-switch according to him they whatever they say selling it is a scam my mind i tell you what he had to forget it you're gonna be overseas get a local car to local gsm cars so we don't have to deal with the air but they have to get an unlocked phone of course you want to have an unlocked phone that's she what a shame your everybody has one somewhere take your unlock from europe put a gsm card local card you can buy them all over the place as in a caution twenty five bucks and sure united bill to have all the features

2:14:47 but you what are you doing over there anyway surfing the internet for some reason forget it well we know where it went without if you do now we know what eric was doing my phone porn dot com and i know what he's going i'd just on the chat room uh... one hundred forty two hours of sleep equals one cubic meter of a carbon is in his own cheap ass credits when again a hundred and forty-two hundred and forty two hours of sleep is one Met one cubic meter now doesn't make any sense post that again in the chat room is one cubic meter of carbon so a ton we got to sleep a lot Okay, we have a lot of people doing it All right, so let me nap for humanity calm everybody

2:15:43 So let me play a little news report here. I could have given you the C-SPAN raw footage, but i thought the news report was more interesting how the North American Union is now in play...in place as predicted! As essentially we have now taken over Canada it is now ours and and you have to see this footage at no agenda show dot com cuz Harper is looking at Obama with a look of despair that is beyond belief. You can just see him going like, I'm so screwed here This is like, this is just the end. You can just see the guy he's given up on it and all your oil belong to us Canada Now what brought the Prime Minister to Washington was a new joint plan between the United States and Canada on the border security and trade now ever since 9-11 the United States has been erecting a wall of security around itself And for Canada the aim has been to keep trade flowing and maintain sovereignty The challenge for Obama and Harper is to find the right balance

2:16:43 Prime Minister Harper and President Obama unveiled sweeping new proposals to enhance both border security and trade, a shared vision for the perimeter of the two countries. They include new joint screening measures for things like cargo more sharing of technologies and law enforcement and new regulatory cooperation We've directed our teams to develop an action plan to move forward quickly. Which means, bend over Canada here it comes! And it's gonna be fast and hard and you're gonna like it. I'm confident that we're going get this done so that our shared border enhances our shared prosperity. We must up our game to counter those seeking new ways to harm us. Do it all under the oh its for security... who is gonna harm you? The polar bears?!

2:17:33 Who's coming from Canada, John? What danger is coming from Canada to harm us and what harm are we sending up to Canada. It's all about security, security I'll tell you what it's about in a minute but first listen to the bull crap and whenever someone says this is not about us losing our sovereignty its pretty much about you loosing your sovereignty. And I say US Because as I have said before, a threat to the United States is a threat to Canada. There will also be more sharing of information about travellers from the two countries Will all this put the privacy of Canadians and the sovereignty of the country at stake? This declaration is not about sovereignty We are sovereign countries who have the capacity to act As we choose to act The question that faces us Is to make sure we act in a sovereign way

2:18:21 that serves Canada's interests. We match up more than probably any country on earth we have uh... this border that benefits when it is open there were protesters outside the white house today unhappy to canada is promoting the trans-canada pipeline to move so called dirty oil to the u s dot dirty all john it's been dirty or a little bit and we don't want the dirty oil no well this of course exactly what it's about its nineteen hundred mile pipeline uh... coming from the car The tar sands? Tar sands, yeah. The tar sands coming right down!

2:19:02 this is exactly what it's about but uh... john it's dirty oil was dirty or well the thirty-year-old is a uh... all has live with you and that would love to book which had referred to as bottoms in the refining business already usually has a light high sulfur content uh... study it's dirty i mean it's it's mally it's probably dark i mean there used to be refined recall pacific refinery here in dole of the day changes in bought recently in their bay area that used to get Which brings us to our oil discussions about, you know there's being a continuous process. There used to be some oil out of Bolivia that they had a contract for and apparently this oil came out the ground so clean that you could actually take it pump it from the ground in Bolivia You could drink it! And put it right into diesel engines. And it would work? Yeah! This is Keystone XL

2:19:56 And this is a 20 billion dollar project and but of course it's sold to you stupid slaves in Canada and us by the way as Oh, it's for securities for our border. And by the way while we're at it We're just gonna like track everything. We need more information about what you people are doing up there Yeah, we don't trust ya You speak funny And you've taken all of our movie business, so we gotta keep our eye on you. And let's just put this tar sand pipeline with the dirty oil... It's just complete lie and it snuck in at this amazing moment when all this, when no one is focusing on it. Like you know news organizations Harper says oil as energy will not disappear anytime soon The choice that the United States faces in all of these matters Is whether to increase its capacity To accept such energy from the most secure Most stable and friendliest location that can possibly get that energy which is Canada