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00:00 No further delays. Adam Curry, John C. DeVorah. It's Thursday April 7th 2011 time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 2-9 or 3! This is no agenda. Shadowing the puppet theater From the Hilltop Watchtower, Crackpot Command Center and Gitmo Nation West here in the People's Republic of Southern California. In the morning I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley where we have successfully returned from Gitmo Nation glass buildings...I am John C. Dvorak. You know, I got a couple comments about that. People from Brooklyn are little perturbed about your categorization of New York being Gitmo Nation glass buildings where we do have Gitmo Nation Studio 52 or what was it? Odyssey 2000 in Brooklyn. I wasn't in Brooklyn! I know but it's like New York is you could say Manhattan. I said Gitmo Nation glass buildings that IS Manhattan In the morning to you John and all ships at sea. Wait!

01:04 and boots on the ground we have boots on the ground John did you know that in Libya? No it's bullcrap. There is no way! Excuse me... No, no, Obama said there would be no boots on the ground that means there are no boots on the ground We have boots on the ground! Angelina Jolie is now at the Libyan Tunisian border What the hell she doing there? She has boots on the ground She's these boots are made for walking. There were the refugees like patting them on the head and stuff the beginning We're waiting for their false flag, and then we'll have the real boots on there no doubt that's coming oh man You know what I've honest just mentioned this day. We have a lot of listeners who

01:51 who have read a lot of email this week yeah couple things one the Glenn Beck prediction we made what six months ago I mean not to a tee right right down to judge Napolitano taking over like That was good. It was ridiculous and there's you know of course the eight-year old who is who is gassed and beaten I guess by the cops. Pepper sprayed, pepper sprayed. Yeah heaven forbid that we predict that I don't got a look at all kind of thing it's going on so you know we have the ease in which we just can see this stuff coming and is actually kind of now it's getting a little ridiculous

02:35 Well, yeah and no. Take a look at what's going on we just look at the history there was a very interesting couple things that happened in the last couple days on the MSM mainstream media station Really? There was something interesting on TV Yeah it was what was interesting is Jesse Ventura is selling a book I gotta tell you that and I'm sure that we both pulled similar clips I think we need to analyze a little bit what's going on with him because first of all you could have Jesse Ventura knock off 100 pounds, put some hair on his head and get rid of the stupid Indian jacket and it's me.

03:12 literally and although he's also got a little bit with it but you're really have a more mellifluous voice is there are racked his video from all those years of screaming in the microphone as a wrestler right you know he's really is local courts are shot i did like to pierce morgan interview that i thought i thought that i say guys i didn't see that all you didn't see how that was the best i guess here's what i got again i get it yes i got the uh... wasn't apollo time now is the was an apology or i don't need to have to listen to it But I got the Joy Behar. Oh, I haven't seen that one with him and which is ridiculous Is that we want to play that? Is that something joy Bayhart? The clip is titled. Let me see what was it What does the clip titled let me think joy Bayhart is an idiot

03:56 That's right. That's where the clip is titled yeah She is all of a sudden asking him about policies and oh, and she just you know this woman She's about 70 people don't realize how old she is she's like just really she really I'm by the way does it matter? I mean let's not be ages guys It does when your when your when you act like an old lady okay And she's, I mean Nancy Pelosi is 71. I think Behar is just a little younger than she is and they were you know they got she has had a million facelifts or something or good makeup person but when it gets down to you start hearing the old lady she's asking him ehh and then what do ya do? Kind of old lady questions and so this like her worries... I don't like oral sex!

04:43 She's worried sick about the government shutting down and so she's grilling Ventura as though he is an expert on this subject when he is only there to talk about his book. But it, but the whole thing deteriorated in such a way that I just had to deem this woman an idiot and the clip like an idiot clip. I mean again let me bring the troops into that will they get paid if there is a government shutdown? Sure they will They will. Yeah, I'm sure they will because they're essential. They're essential? Because they fall under defense. Old people aren't essential even if their lives are at stake. Hey John just so you know old people aren't essential. Well... I love it! That's the government yeah

05:25 No, I disagree with it. But yeah what they're saying is the military is essential national defense is essential but the old people well maybe they look at this way if a few of them kick the bucket they won't have to pay out the social security no more and it'll help the budget. Now talk about a conspiracy! What about babies and young people who won't get formula because their parents are not getting food stamps? the children. She is such an idiot! Well then let me take a left turn here for a second because this is of course the top of news we had Boehner just speak live on the telly valley

06:05 about the government shutdown. Let me just tell you, the government shut down it's a smoke screen and it's bull crap that is not what's at issue what's at issue is May 16th and little Timmy Geithner came before congressional panel earlier this week to talk about it in no uncertain terms I have two clips Because at first he tells us when it could happen and what could happen. Then he tells us about how we're all going to die if it happens, and that's the raising of the debt limit which is now... It's time once again because the United States of Gitmo Nation

06:41 Is borrowing so much money that we keep flipping the switch on Japan on the earthquake machine to tell them they just need some more But constitutionally and I guess all of a sudden it matters now We can't borrow more than is has been approved and that has to be raised once again Which is a whole nother debate which is the main debate. It's real debate now listen to what little Timmy says you're right to say that um in the next uh... several weeks congress will run out of room well under that limit and be forced to raise the basic government you ask the question what happens if we do not if congress does not raise a deadline as i said in my in my recent letters and and uh... has all my predecessors are saddened the consequences of that would be catastrophic united states default by the united states would precipitate a crisis worse than the one we just went through he he he i think it wouldn't it would make the christ went to look uh...

07:34 modest in comparison. It would force us of course to cut payments, to military...cut critical payments to our seniors and it would be a reckless irresponsible act this country and I find it inconceivable that the Congress would not act to increase the limit and of course I welcome very much the fact that all the leaders at both parties in both houses of congress have have reaffirmed the importance of making sure that this country, the United States of America will meet its obligations. That means our payments or credit card payments are due? Of course that requires Congress to act in a timely manner. You know you're listening to a guy who sounds like the Leave It To Beaver kid He is the leave it to beaver kid all grown up! He's the Wally Cleaver of finance

08:21 But they don't stop, they keep going back. And again this is not being covered at all! It's all about abortion bull crap that's not what it's about the covering up this little fact so Timmy little Timmy... Timmy, what will happen if we don't raise the debt? If we don't give you the opportunity to go to the Federal Reserve your Uber Lord Ben Bernanke to print more money. What will happen Timmy? It would be catastrophic I mean You would call into question if you call into question that willingness of The government United States To meet its obligations you will shake the basic foundations of the entire global financial system it is inconceivable That America would do that

08:59 And I'm very of course, so totally confident that Congress will act. I love when someone says I'm confident It's always nice to stutter on that one Timmy To avoid that but you know again to think about in a direct sense what it does is will raise dramatically the borrowing cost permanently for all Americans every business for a very long period time would raise them much higher costs of borrowing and Every family would raise a much higher cost of borrowing unemployment rise dramatically Thousands if not hundreds as businesses would fail And of course you would shake the confidence of the world in US financial assets and treasuries It would be it deeply responsible like again inconceivable sounds like a party to me. You know what's funny is that the logic is elusive because

09:46 If you're looking from the outside looking in, you have- You're gonna see one of two things. One they're gonna raise the debt limit which seems irresponsible or are you gonna say look we're going to batten down the hatches? We're gonna live within our means! We're gonna pay back our debts! We're gonna do what any normal person would do. We can't just keep extending this situation so it's worse every year Wouldn't the opposite of what he says be true? Yeah duh Yeah, this is how all families get out of debt. We just open up a new credit card and it's perfect by the way you know in my ever never-ending quest to see if I can exist I went to our bank mechanics Bank declined you did decline and but they don't they had they go to uh They are yeah, they're outsourcing the whole process But you know what? The reason is no sufficient information on file

10:43 Huh. Yeah, yeah I don't exist which is kind of good i guess? Yeah well it makes it tougher for the uh... But you know the thing so the only plastic we have is our debit card which I enjoy immensely because there's no temptation or anything but now there's rumblings in on The Hill that they're going to the banks will somehow get some ruling that they can limit debit card purchases two hundred dollars Really? That's ridiculous. So it'll be like, you know if I'm going shopping at Whole Foods which is the only place... Yeah there you go! You're doomed. A big wad of cash for my $147 purchase. Well that's okay because that's the way they want to play it cause they're trying to get away from the cash thing It's just gonna push people back towards cash yeah I don't see a problem with that we've actually taken up the approach at least we try too I still have a debit card in American Express but

11:42 But we've taken the approach and let's try to spend cash rather than anything else because when you're sitting there buying stuff, and you're thumbing out the 20s. You'd think twice about wait do I really need this much money? It's a different perspective on spending when you are using cash. You won't spend as much. I just need different pants to carry these wads of dollar bills. Carry a bunch of 50s. Almost everybody takes a 50 nowadays days.

12:24 The only reason I have 20s is when my daughter hits me up. She's like hey dad, and you know these are money Yeah, here's 20 your real offer. You I peel off at 20 24 here's don't buy those spin it all in one place so let me just get back to Jesse because the The interview that I enjoyed immensely although I did not see it live was him on Pierce Morgan now of course Pierce has a completely mind-controlled MK ultra douche slave And and douche slave, douche slave. Can't just be a slave or a douche beggar? No no he's a douche slave and whose brother just completed his seven month tour in Afghanistan. His British, he is a British commander whatever...and so Jesse laid it out..the whole show is phenomenally entertaining although unfortunately you know Jesse his head starts to shake and he starts to rock him back-and-forth like Bill Gates looks like a nincompoop

13:19 And he's wearing his New Mexico kind of like... I don't know what the deal is with this outfit. By the way, he wore that exact same outfit on Joy Behar and Napolitano. If you would wear a suit then people might take him more seriously I think the whole thing is just like, okay let's laugh at the conspiracy theorists. Conspiracy theories! And here he is about the true reason for us being in Afghanistan and Piers Morgan refutes this. He denounces Jesse. Do you want to know why we're in Afghanistan? I'm fascinated. It came to me six months ago when a story came out that they found the vein of lithium there, that they say is worth $1 trillion dollars Now what is lithium used for? Every cell phone every computer and soon-to-be electric cars

14:11 So why don't they just Pierce tell me the truth Jesse that's not going there to get lithium so that we can live like we live Don't sit and try to sell me yet. We're to give democracy to the world Jesse sounds a bit like you've been on lithium come on. Wait, hold on a second. You know if you're gonna do some material he did that's a shtick right so he's gonna do that joke yeah so he sees it okay he sees this dimensionally so instead of instead of he decides to just completely blow his timing by trying to interrupt Jesse but a majestic but just but Jesse I got a joke here my joke is coming yeah it would he shouldn't just let Jesse go on and on and then at the very end then drop that deliverable funny I know it's because the producer was saying in his ear tell me some lithium he's on with you appears say it said and he couldn't wait cuz Pierce has no Pierce isn't idiot

15:06 The douche slave. He's totally an idiot! Alright, and it continues... You can't seriously imagine we've gone to war in Afghanistan over lithium. Tom, be serious I am serious My brother just served a seven month tour of Afghanistan I am serious he did not risk his life for lithium What did he risk it for? The question is- What did he risk it for is the question Well that's what Jesse just said what are you risking for here comes because everybody knows every John Everybody knows the science is in everybody knows Osama bin Laden was training people to commit atrocities in Afghanistan. We all know that, you're talking to the wrong guy. I don't believe in 9-11. You don't believe anything? No! You believe everything has an ulterior motive

15:49 And I mean we could just play the whole hour it was fantastic It really I missed that one. That was a winner then yeah, maybe the best Yeah in the show notes no agenda show calm is where you can find a link to a YouTube video for as long As it lasts of course with the entire interview from us from Jesse on see and yeah And you listen was like yeah, that's what I said just put some hair on the guy take 100 pounds off You know, and maybe get a nice jacket or something. Not like a suit jacket." And it's me! You know, he's a little too... He's pretty like a knee-jerk conspiracy guy. I mean he won't..He doesn't look at the mechanisms that are creating this situation. He just you know he's basically like the guy who is a diagnostician. He says well this is the problem and this is the problem but he doesn't look at with the real crux of the issue which what we do on this show which is try to see how it goes from A to B And your right because his book has 68 documents your government does not want you to see

16:55 And it goes straight from the documents to, you know, the knee-jerk. And it's unfortunate! It really is because I do believe his heart's in the right place and by the way that guy was a mayor he was a congressman, Navy SEAL... This is not like your typical idiot. No no he's not an idiot yeah He's been good businessman, he knew what he made tons of money as a wrestler Do have so can I give an example of what we do on our show because I broke some news which of course absolutely went nowhere Which is what we do on this show. I broke a story, which has gotten zero attention Zero where'd you break the story on Twitter? Oh my blog

17:39 Alright, so you know what I'm always reading the executive orders right every single day. I check to see if there's another winner Yeah a fantastic one Okay, so remember this is coming from our the winner of the transparency award President George W Obama a secret award he got in close meeting So so he releases an executive order which is actually a collection of amendments to existing Executive orders and this is very interesting because you know This is when I my juices start to flow like oh yeah. I get to go research these other documents What has being changed?

18:15 And so there's a couple interesting ones in there, but of particular note is section 6 of this new executive order which simply states Executive Order 13507 of April 8th 2009 is hereby revoked. Right, okay. So he's pulling something back let's go check it out what you does anybody find that these executive orders are much like a fatwa Fatwa a fatwa the things that the Muslim clerics do they're the one they did with Salman rust I declare this I declare that proclamation yeah and I denounce executive order 13 507 which I put in place

18:56 So I go look at Executive Order 13507, which was the creation or establishment of the White House Office of Health Reform. Now this office of health reform was created specifically to advise the president on the Obamacare health bill and it was headed by a woman named Nancy Ann DeParle Who at the time drew a lot of criticism because she had served on corporate boards of medical companies and insurance companies. She was in during the Clinton administration, you know received more than six million dollars as a director of half-a-dozen companies that actually face federal investigations whistleblower lawsuits all kinds of bullcrap right?

19:40 And she got a lot of heat for being the leader of the White House Office Of Health Reform because all her industry connections. So here's what, so I'm like why would he abolish that? It's not like everything is over right there still debate people trying to make changes to this. So i come across this news article from couple weeks ago house Republicans said they were quote concerned and disappointed by the administration's refusal to provide in-depth documentation about these secret health care reform meetings which Nancy and a parley had as part of the office of health before remember that everyone was in there and they're doing little secret handshakes to write this is a bunch of secret handshakes. This, by the way, isn't complete violation of Obama's promise. Transparency right you're gonna have everything on C-SPAN

20:33 So a White House counsel, because they got their own lawyer. Bob Bauer says you know to provide all possible information encompassed by your request every meeting briefing or telephone call would constitute a vast and expensive undertaking we just cannot comply so obviously they've got something to hide so what do you do? You just get rid of the whole thing one stroke of the pen this is revoked this office no longer exists sorry there's no more evidence gone And where's the reporting on this? Well, it's kind of boring. It's kind of boring! It's called hiding evidence. Isn't that boring?! It's not as good as Jesse going on and on... Yeah but it's true!!

21:25 Too late now. Did I bore you with that one? I'm sorry, but no actually I thought it was kind of interesting It was an interesting ploy no wonder my story didn't go viral I should have put a Justin Bieber thing in there damn. I missed the opportunity Damn me Oh man. Alright, so before we start thanking a couple people who have made this program possible I have your little clip here from the former leader of our National Treasure. Oh you got the clip too! About the... Vivian Schiller Yeah do you want to do it now or hold it? Our friend Vivian Schiller

22:16 uh... well i don't know what your clip is mine's a clip where she's whining about getting busted yeah that it's probably the same clip yeah why don't you play it alright so what I find, we'll play and then we'll discuss these hidden video cameras how concerned are you about this and in particular the way this one has gone down and continues to be extremely concerned. I think its an abomination I mean this kind of tactic for somebody to attach the word some are calling this a form of journalism. This is not journalism. Wait a minute, so we go undercover and we bust someone doing unscrupulous things that's not journalism?

22:56 No, 60 Minutes has never done that have they? 60 minutes has never walked into a repair shop claiming to be an owner of some piece of faulty equipment and then watch the guy scam them with his hidden camera. 60 minutes has never done that have they? Never! That's not journalism you should talk You don't ensnare people you don't entrap people with hidden cameras. No, you never do that That's not a journey that you're supposed to read the press release This is not journalism the way we do it. So you don't pretend? You don't Pretend to be somebody who your who your not like a Russian spy spy leading the national treasure you don't pretend this is I don't know what this is but it's got nothing to do with anything that resembles the journalism that I know and it's though the journalism I know which is really no speaking of such um I guess one of our producers tweeted Andy Carvin and said hey you know you guys treat underwriters as advertisers when he got into his whole Twitter flame war sending the clips back-and-forth

24:00 To which I guess the end result was Andy Karvin saying well underwriters and advertisers there's a big difference because we don't promote products or services from our underwriters. What? Is this guy on, is he high? I guess so it's like have you ever listened to NPR if you want GoDaddy for cheap domain name use code NPR3 please Yeah, they do carbonite ads on NPR. Unbelievable! And they have codes give me a break All right John We got people to thank we have some executive producers and we treat our executive producers as advertisers whatever you want to call them yeah they're advertising their skills as people yes thank you and they are not the product this show is the product that's the difference that people keep making the mistake when they make the debate you always gotta remember

24:56 When you're listening to this show or when you're reading a magazine, whatever you are doing. Are YOU the product? In this case no way! And you don't want to be the product by the way, it's you're being exploited when you are the product. Anyway we talked about this in depth in one of previous shows and you can listen to that I wanted thank David Hornbeck III for giving us $666.66 and we miscategorized him and apparently according to him...I didn't go back but he claims that I called them David Horbeck so uh... and i think it showed up that way in the i'd i think you did and i think i've i think was incorrect on the spreadsheet okay we got a lot of uh... issues with the aminu it's hard names are very very hard is a hard thing and he was a david hornbeck to thirty becomes a night well then what if they're gonna make him executive producer today show justin doesn't make good there we have uh... uh... and exit we have wax one two three stand-alone executive producers a couple of coexecutive producers and

25:57 uh... one associate executive producer member of the two nine three club so david or hornbeck is number one and we have nathan marshall grand forks north dakota who i gave us a or do it did contributed hundred eleven dollars eleven sat at one thousand one hundred eleven dollars in ten cents which had morning donated one one one because i was born in ninety-one interning twenty He's 20 years old and he can afford becoming a knight on the spot. I want to mention that to people out there who have been on the fence to help us Another 11 for my birthday plus, my birth month April 7th if you guys chip in... Well it is April 7th we should do that We should..He has got a birthday call up put him on the list Yeah! He is on the list I think. I think he is there Okay If you guys chip in the last cent I will have one-one-one. We would do it tossing the last penny Oh yeah! I got that here we go

26:46 There it is. Wait a minute, let me just say what's his name? Nathan Marshall... He's not even on the list! He's right there number three on the spreadsheet. Yeah but he's not on the birthday list. $111.11 that's where I mentioned it uh anyway so he essentially gave us one thousand $11 in 11 cents because you gave him the and he's a sir, and he's a sir And is this sorry your show gets hard facts and keeps me sane. Thank you very much That's what we do I keep bringing your talking points up in conversation So I'm giving you value for value since I've given at least 300 I'd like to be added as a member of the 300 Club okay no problem My last request are for this some super karma and the slave song the ring size is eleven The slave song yeah

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28:20 $300 or a layaway of three hundred hours thirty dollars a month let me just check hello canvas is executive producer and then Baron von Pels markers his car is associate yeah and hello canvas an anonymous guy our co-executive producers which is like okay what's hello canvas I don't maybe uh... and it's i don't think i have anything to go hello canvas and i'm sure you'll find a okay so remember devore dot org slash in pain and we really appreciate the help this is a very appreciated that we need the help and we appreciate it and uh... divorce or slashing any

28:58 channel of our dot com slash and they also had no generation dot com slash donate or slash in a and you know so that no agenda show dot com you always find a link there to the donation paid ok couple of p r mentions we have uh... number of good ones first of all those yet another iphone game out of which uh... proceeds go to the show this is the no agenda federation iphone game with which got i played as kind of funny where Essentially, you've got to make connections between nights in your head or my head and it's cool. I like it It's a good little game. I have to say I didn't know it was installable on Chrome But apparently works on Firefox Safari and Chrome the no agenda BS filter John You have to install this thing

29:47 It is hilarious. So I just installed it on my browser and you know, I'm just reading through news and when you're on like whitehouse.gov and they're talking about...it's like the president of Gitmo Nation taco, you see Lucy Napolitano showing up! It's hilarious and i put the link in once again in the show notes nogendershow.com because it's very very funny A couple of domain name forwards, noagendaminutemen and double nickelsonthedime.com now forwarding to noagendershow.com which is great. Noagendasquirrel.com you could have just waited for that one to show up right? Yeah! Nooilleftbehind.com which I think is also kind of a nice one. Noagendathink.com

30:41 I have DetectiveDookie.com slash... You know, I like that no agenda or no oil left behind It's nice isn't it? Yeah So DetectiveDookie.com slash donate now points to Dvorak.org slash donate the same for ShutUpslaves.com slash donate and then I have to say this is probably the domain name of the day barackobama2011.com That is pretty good. Yeah, I mean it's not 2012 obviously but they have that one But there's something you can see people making the mistake a kind of like that one yeah Barack Obama to touch because someone would make the mistake 2000 cuz he's running already and is only what you know exactly so I mean just two years ahead of the game and he apparently needs a bill He's gonna get up near the last election before these elections with Obama The amount of money the president would

31:41 gather to win was 300 million. Obama's going for a billion to get re-elected, which will be the biggest amount of money in the history of the game! How does that work? Where did you get $1 billion from?! I think to be honest about it, you're going to see a lot of anonymous donations. I think he's getting it from overseas! I think he is sneaking in the country with this $5-$10... You've set up a bot and let's face that the robots out there can do these kind of things now. You setup a bot with a bunch of rotating IP addresses and you know how that could work You have a bunch of money, you have cash millions and millions of dollars and you start pumping it into the campaign anonymously from all sorts of different directions. It looks legit because they're all USA IP addresses And you just pump pump pump and it could be all that comes from Saudi Arabia for all we know

32:32 These anonymous, wide open donations are so corruptible in the internet age. It's something I should probably write about in a column about the potential to do this. I need to talk to a couple of sysadmins. Anybody out there who is listening? Techno-experts! Anybody listening right now that knows how this could be done, I want to hear from you. John at Dvorak dot org And I think he did it with his last run up. I think he's getting money and I think Clinton is the guy who perfected this idea, his library is totally financed they won't say where the money is well where do you get all of this money for this library? It's from Saudi Arabia. And so I think that it is extremely easy for him to collect this money in the internet age and you're gonna see all of his, oh it's just all these individuals! Can you imagine some poor person in the middle of nowhere saying well this guy has got a billion dollars I'm gonna give them five bucks? Bull crap

33:28 Hold on a second, John. I just want to thank before we get into that our billionaires who are financing us and the show and the cause David Hornbeck III Nathan Marshall Francine Hardaway Hello Canvas! And Baron Steven von Pelsmacher Did i get everyone there? I think i got everybody. Fancy yeah you got it. Yeah, I got everybody uh thank you so much You now have official credits they'll be listed in the show notes no agenda show dot com and other places around the net like barackobama2011.com then shutupslaves.com and of course seanhannity.com And in addition to that, unlike the phonies in Hollywood who do give out credits for financing their projects we'll vouch for you. Just have them call and we'll take care of ya no problem Everybody else out there We've got a formula and need you go out and propagate it Our formula is this... We go out, we hit people in the mouth Order! Say with me loud and proud Shut up, Smee! Yeah billion dollars I wonder what thats for Oh thats right To buy commercials

34:43 So of course, you know this is the it is so disgusting. The whole system is so wrong Yes, but so the mainstream media's gonna be all pro-Obama Yeah You know it's kind but they're going to do that play it real close at the vest I mean there To do it right if your a big network TV Network? You've got to create polls that shows a tight race and you gotta spend more money to win yeah And so you uh you can you know the polls will come out It's gonna be tight because if it wasn't it was a runaway but no problem situation then you wouldn't need to spend so much money at the networks. I mean, the whole thing is like a corrupt system and nobody's... And i don't think it's ever going to be changed because that people who determine that would complain most about are the media but the media isn't gonna cut their own throats by losing all that advertising so they're gonna let them know they want this way

35:34 I would something and send them a few websites that just do nothing but run ads. Well, I saw the Huffington Post, someone sent me a link and it went to Huffington Post there was a full-page takeover for Barack Obama 2012 Full page already, you know full-page takeover. Okay? You know the funny thing is why is there a he's starting so early I think he can burn himself out. I mean, I don't know if this is a good strategy This is like the rabbit in the in the you know, you have to Kentucky Derby There's always some horse that just runs out goes crazy He's always called the rabbit and takes off like a rocket and then poops out at the end And some other horses pass him up

36:18 I mean, i don't know if this is a great strategy. Is he that worried? Is Obama so worried about losing that he has to start this soon? Yeah, I dunno man! He's got alot of negativity out there... So he certainly has alot of work to do That's for sure It's not like he's the most popular guy right now Did you see that first campaign spot with the guy with the bug eyes Yeah, sitting on his porch with his eyes like MK ultra to death the guy big bug-eyed Like his eyes are popping out of his head Okay. Yeah I identify with that You know the secret to these things is you always want to put people on television who you can identify with Which is why you see the nurse? You know the doctor and the fireman and you know the garbage. I'm sorry these sanitation worker

37:15 You know and then yeah, I'm voting for him. Yeah, that's my dude That's my brother. No no by the way III do want to give a very heartfelt I want to send some karma actually to our brothers and sisters in not karma in Japan Man this country has been taken down you know the Toyota plant is gonna close next week here in the US because they can't get parts all of the gaijins which are essentially the foreigners living in Japan. They become fly jinns now called fly jinns because they've all left, the whole place is shutting down they had another earthquake this morning which by the way beside the fact that this is no longer the Richter scale and no one knows exactly what and the measurements are all different and it's like bullcrap

38:12 Regardless of that, when you see 7.4 and think wow that's only 1.6 away from 9! Yeah but it could be a factor of 100 thousand the difference between a seven and nine so don't think that that's the same thing and immediately you know the stock market slide... 7.4 is pretty nasty equation yeah but we had 6.4 in Mexico you didn't even know about it That happened this morning too These are not Richter scales anymore, John. We know that we know that they change the scale That's not Richter scale and it's something different and it's not based upon the type of measurements They used to make everything's changed. It's all it's a Normally I'd keep this for the second half of the show Oh No But this is an official document you know how I loves me some official documents Because I was kind of you know when I talk about the earthquake machine people like oh

39:10 So there's international humanitarian law, there is a treaty And specifically I will refer to, and this is on the icrc.org website ICRC stands for International Comité Red Cross It's a Red Cross website This is an official document you can get it today

39:50 And this is the Convention on the Prohibition of Military or any Hostile Use of Environmental Modification Techniques, signed by every nation that counts on December 10th 1976. So we can kind of remember that I was alive then and let me just read you the pertinent piece from this You can read the whole document It is the understanding of the Committee that the following examples are illustrative of phenomena that could be caused by use of environmental modification techniques, as defined in Article 2 of the Convention. Earthquakes, tsunamis an upset in the ecological balance of a region changes in weather patterns like clouds precipitation cyclones of various types and tornadic storms changes in climate patterns changes in ocean currents changes in the state of the ozone layer and changes in the state of ionosphere. Now I ask you if we have to have an agreement not to mess with those things don't you think it's possible that people can mess with those things?

40:51 On the surface it would appear so. Dude, it's like almost as if he was saying hey let's not do any atomic bombs okay I promise pinky swear So what is your point? My point is that I think Japan was taken down Yeah but your theory was all different you gotta make up your mind here One thing you said Japan has taken down number two they say oh they got to buy more of our treasuries They can't afford it now I mean so they were taken down for what purpose? It doesn't make any sense if we want to buy treasures. You think the guy was pushing the button and then sneezed and went whoa nine! I didn't mean to push the button that hard, your thesis is crackpot. Dammit John, I'm a scientist not an economist And by the way, I wanted to mention when you played that Geithner clip

41:49 You know, this is the problem with you know Geithner and his mumbo-jumbo about how everything's going to collapse if we don't raise the debt ceiling so he can borrow more money or so we can print more dollars. Is it is the reason that you know that the entire Congress is peopled with attorneys We, there's not I don't know if there's an economist in the entire Congress of any sort. In fact if you remember during the Obamacare debate there was a number of doctors MDs who are in Congress and they came forward with all kinds of complaints and they had all good information we cannot have a country led by nothing but bonehead attorneys who don't know anything about how to accept how to write laws and interpret the past so they can be buffaloed

42:36 I don't understand the problem at all. I think they should just go to Wachovia and just borrow the money from them. There you go. You read about this? No, but I'm going to hear about it though. Yeah so finally Wachovia Bank was fined... They got a little slap on their wrist for laundering... You're gonna love this almost 400 billion dollars in drug money. Let me just say that again, $400 billion in drug... here 378 point 4 billion dollars in drug money and they didn't they missed it they missed all the transactions and then they get like some slap on the wrist you shouldn't do that anymore you've got to tighten up your controls or just can't through that which of course proves

43:28 that it wasn't the stimulus, the reason the banks didn't go down is because they just got more drug money. The whole thing... Yeah from Afghanistan I'm sure obviously this actually came in through uh... columbia and uh... by the way was that we had now so we have a deal with colombia do we have the did total numbers and we are finding we had their report that uh... government report which is very interesting though that comes out every year showing outward the drug star coming from and what the values on all of us who united nations report i don't know if they've done it yet Well, I'd like to know what the total number is now because it's interesting that we're...I've got a little bit I want to do in one of the future shows based on some of the numbers. How much drug money? I mean how much money is in the drug economy?

44:13 Well, probably a lot. I know it's a lot! Are you talking illegal drugs or legal drugs? What I want to do is calculate what is causing us to stay in Afghanistan and by the way so I'm watching CNN with John King and I'll probably play this clip next show When he's got this woman who keeps showing up on everywhere. She is Frances Townsend, former spook head of the NSA during the Bush administration kind of a good looking woman Who obviously is telling you know perspective Perspective of some sort that based on some agency I don't know which one and could make a couple of guesses

44:53 and she's like, they're now promoting the fact that supposedly Al-Qaeda is moving into Afghanistan! And they must be stopped. We've got to stay there because they are moving in. And then they make the argument... I haven't pieced this clip together properly to prove my point but i'm going to say the point They make the point that They blast Obama for giving a timetable. Say, there's a timetable once you give a timetable then everybody is going to pull back and just wait for everyone to leave and then they're gonna pour in but then they say their pouring in now we've gotta stop them by increasing the troops or whatever but wait that the logic isn't there because if it's true that if you leave a timetable they pull back we should have less activity not more

45:39 So what's the point of this more activity if they're all pulling back to wait for us to leave? Their own argument is working against them if you actually listen to it, but nobody does. And so we have this kind of contradictory perspective on what's going on in Afghanistan and I think its gonna turn out to be an interesting intelligence battle between these different groups Obama side of the agency and they other I don't know what's going on. They have the exact well That's that's very interesting so two things will say about that one is Bill Gates our Secretary of Defense He he was in the Robert case or you know his Bill Gates as a Bill Robert Ted doesn't care bill Oh, Ted gates. Yeah, Ted gates So he's in Iraq and that you know is kind of on his farewell tour? He's uh you know it's waving to everybody so now I don't like anyone those t-shirts yeah, the the Ted gates for our well tour 2011 and he says that you know we're supposed because we're supposed to have everyone out by December 2011 everyone out of Iraq

46:43 And he's saying, this is the funniest thing. Wait a minute weren't we supposed to have everybody out of Iraq last year? Didn't they all leave? You can take that to the bank! No now we still have I think 50 000 non-combat troops and 150 000 contractors but that if we get the con... This is just about the troops forget the contractors because we got permanent bases there This is all theater. But he actually says, you know... Uh unless Iraq wants us to but they'd have to ask us wink-wink He's literally like You know they've gotta ask if they want us to stay longer We can stay longer if they ask us All ya gotta do is ask Really really really really all you gotta do is ask And then we'll stay a little bit longer It's like excuse me it's my money I don't wanna stay any longer there and besides we were supposed to leave Take that to the bank Liar

47:32 Gates you liar. So what are you telling me? I didn't know this but you mean he's actually saying so another was our taxes the billions of dollars that the taxpayers and I've got Highway 80 out here filled with potholes. Here comes the potholes again! They're all over the place, you can't go across the Bay Bridge now there's potholes all over this they can fix these potholes but we can fix potholes in Iraq because the Iraqis want us to? Hey i want us to fix up fix the potholes here I think my vote counts for more than theirs well this is a ridiculous... Well let me give you the full quote from CBS News and I'll just bring any compromised news organization

48:08 It comes from AP, the really completely compromised news organization. Baghdad! The Obama administration would keep US troops in Iraq beyond the agreed final withdrawal date of December 31st 2011 if the Iraqi government wanted them But, as Ted Gates says the Iraqis need to decide pretty quickly in order for the Pentagon to accommodate the extension. This is not a deal I... this is a deal that's... I'm gonna have talk with my manager hold on a second you'll actually have the deal for the next five minutes but after five minutes the price goes up! And they'l throw in the AM FM cassette for free but you gotta hurry act now you got a bunch of used car dealers? What is the deal?! Yeah yeah yeah I'm telling ya it's crazy

48:52 Act now while stocks last, while troops last. All right so I have a we kind of got off track there but there was some bankster on it was CNBC might have been the British version and he says something very interesting about what's playing out here in the United States short clip But it's always fun to hear these banksters talk about plays and acts and scenes, you know scripts and auditions or whatever. It will all be about the bigger picture the longer term where does Medicaid go? Where does social security go rather than this sort of horse trading over just this year's budget but the challenge for costs for entitlements is its payments to people but I must say Anna that to me being in Europe for few days

49:42 The plot in Greece and Portugal sounds an awful lot like the same plot that's going on in the United States, but the characters have different names. There you go! The plot... But the characters have different names It is exactly the same Duh! Really? And then we have this Ivory Coast thing Now this has been interesting Ivory Coast affects us one main way that we actually notice around this lovely time of Easter That is if you buy some Easter eggs, but you can barely afford them and why is this is because most of the world's export apparently of Coco comes from the Ivory Coast and The Ivory Coast which we now of course have to call get monation cocoa You know there's people getting killed there. This is not like a good thing that's happening and Lucifer Clinton comes out

49:42 The plot in Greece and Portugal sounds an awful lot like the same plot that's going on in the United States, but the characters have different names. There you go! The plot... But the characters have different names It is exactly the same Duh! Really? And then we have this Ivory Coast thing Now this has been interesting Ivory Coast affects us one main way that we actually notice around this lovely time of Easter That is if you buy some Easter eggs, but you can barely afford them and why is this is because most of the world's export apparently of Coco comes from the Ivory Coast and The Ivory Coast which we now of course have to call get monation cocoa You know there's people getting killed there. This is not like a good thing that's happening and Lucifer Clinton comes out

50:37 And she says, basically the whole thing is now Africa or bust. It's like we're going all the way! We gotta get this place Secretary of State Lucifer Rodham Clinton says the US is deeply concerned about the situation in the Ivory Coast and reports of human rights abuses and a massacre more than 1,000 people By the way if there's a massacre I thought we went into Libya to stop a massacre? We now have an actual massacre and were doing nothing Sunday in the statement Lucifer called on Lawrence Gobbo, the entrenched I love this AP reporting incumbent who lost a November vote to step down immediately because of course we have to have the new guy come in. Alassane Ouattara

51:27 Now do you know who this guy is? This Alassane Ouattara? No, but I'm going to find out. If the international community gets its way before long Alassane Ouattara will be in power in Ivory Coast The EU has signaled that it's ready to lift sanctions on the country should that happen But who is Alassane Ouattara and what will he do for the country which before his current trouble was perhaps best known as the world's largest producer of cocoa? Patrick Smith is the editor of Africa Confidential. Thank you for joining us Let's start with, uh... Who is he? Well, he's a quietly spoken technocrat. He is a trained economist. He studied in the United States of America and has been in and out of politics most of his adult life In fact you could say that his political career mirrors something of the post-independence history of Ivory Coast. He served as Prime Minister under the founding president Felix Hufuaybwani from 1990 to 1993

52:26 and then after that, after the death of Hufué Buáni his political fortunes declined rapidly until he's then worked in the IMF in Washington for about 10 years Ten-year veteran of the IMF ladies and gentlemen. Too bad we can't just do a search for keywords on all the broadcasts that are like IMF or World Bank So since this guy's name is... What a coincidence! Yeah, I think not Coincidence? I think NOT! So since his guy's name is so tough Alassane Ouattara I think it's just Audi Quatro is what we call him BS filter guys Audi quatro

53:07 Yeah, he assumed office as deputy managing director of the IMF in 1994 Bachelor of Science at Business Administration Drexel in Philly all these guys are from Philly. Thank you darling Yes, man. It's a key area yeah I mean seriously PhD and economics University of Pennsylvania it's like the opposition in Libya They're also from Philly what's up with Philly eh? I don't know we have to look into this There's something going on with with Philly Maybe always yeah, it may be one of the branches of whatever the in this must really well Of course it's our freedom capital of freedom so that wouldn't make sense to have it all there Well I mean It's like you know University California over here with all those spooks that keep showing up with their with that. You know accreditation its

53:55 It's just it catches you don't notice because it's not like Harvard Yale, Harvard Yale Princeton, Princeton Harvard Yale You know is this University of Pennsylvania Cal Berkeley for the strange? No Strange outcomes I herb you know or people that go there for whatever. I don't know it's Philly isn't not unknown to me Hey by the way gold all-time high silver all time high yeah, I'm just so what your point oh Oh, you know I may not know much about earthquakes but uh... i'm still holding my gold. You told lots of people to sell? I never told anyone to do anything. So the cost in case your interested Costs on boots on the ground in Iraq and Afghanistan vary but some researchers place the average bill as high as one million per troop per year Wow! Why don't just give the people money

54:53 Well, that's been discussed many times. But of course we need the lithium! We need the lithium crystals! We need to get the lithium crystals for our battery cars!! Well, I think he's a bit off on that one. I don't know about it we've discussed the minerals and the lithium stuff Yeah but that was discovered long after the fact long after the poppy field thing was underway and making the real money And then real money is in drugs i mean there's more money in drugs than lithium for god sake well you know but there's a push right now for the battery cars And by the way, we get tons of interesting emails from people from the NERL. They're the National Energy Research Labs and apparently they're not quite as organized as we think they are We pretty much are you know walk backwards like idiots

55:41 But he says that electric cars would be a boom for our business. That'd be great for us and the president literally I don't have a clip of it unfortunately, but he was talking about his energy policy And you know the same old thing to bring out that Jon Stewart clip of every single president since we've had television saying We need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil and they use them to handle foreign oil. and uh... stick a uh... device into it has to be charged with the reasonable is that he's mobile it's only to get to work in bag it's not for you know i have a response slave mobile and that's why they look ugly too much put slave on the side so the slave not getting laid mobile dot com

56:38 I mean that's the whole deal. Yeah, it is a slave and they are... They make them yeah this almost either you're a slave and then you're driving around in ugly car too. I mean if they hit you with both things it's like hey let's see if they'll drive this piece of crap. You know? But we will tell him its the goo for that. Hey John! I got a cool idea man I tell you what, we'll put them in slave mobiles but just to mess with them will make them ugly. Look at that idiot. The Nissan Leaf is a good example of it. That thing looks like crap! It's just a horrible looking vehicle why can't you make it pretty? Why bother? Yeah thats the point! Slave mobiles... Hey listen to this for a second John tell me if you could identify the artist in this song.

57:29 Wait until he sings, see if you can identify the artist. Ah shit... Sing! Biatch Uh- You should already know by now Why would I know? I can barely hear it and it's like going on forever You don't hear it? You do not know who it is?! I haven't heard him sing He's singing now That's how Willie sings Wow, should I just tell you? I can't hear him singing. I heard nobody sing it. I heard somebody going oh whoa whoa is it Al Gore No no like guess again He's singing in French that should be a clue I have no idea this is the new president of Haiti

58:25 Oh that guy. As predicted, sweet Mickey Martelli another so the first guy What was his name? The first band leader Wyclef Jean. He got too big for his britches and they're like, nah this guy's no good. He obviously said something in a meeting they didn't like! Yeah he's like we need some other guy who else is in the band? Oh there's sweet Mickey Martelli yeah well make him president of Haiti and so now he's president of Haiti ladies and gentlemen And it's just unbelievable. So all is well in Haiti, we can just ignore the fact that they never got their money! Also you might take a note his campaign was run by the same consultants who worked with John McCain

59:19 President Philippe Calderon of Gitmo Nation taco. I mean hello, hello! I mean consultant you mean what the guys come in with AKs and Glocks and just force people to vote that way? I mean this is a total douchebaggery yeah it's great it's unbelievable and of course where's the money where is the money Stolen ladies and gentlemen, so I'm walking through the subways of New York City And there's a thing it said some exhibit and it has all these little you know Underwriters listed there. What was the Clinton Foundation for climate change or something like that? I had never heard of this one Clinton's on board with that too. He's gonna oh yeah You mean disruption

1:00:04 Well it said something, it said climate change I believe. By the way I was supposed to give a report on this show for the Spider-Man play Yeah that's right how was it? And by the way if you can go pick up... Hello? Am I there? Yeah I lost you for a second your back Typically these Broadway plays are really a rip off It's $250 and get a seat What?! Oh yeah, 250 bucks you can get a seat. Cheap seats are 175 it's way over the top but if you go and because these things aren't selling out especially the dogs You'd go pick them up that day and just get in line or if you have students tickets are 25 bucks Now your talking Chase a student

1:00:47 so uh... there is no jay went and you and me we stood outside that uh... well you can do to students can buy x number tickets are ok good somebody really get in for you can get in cheap if you don't need an estimate so um... so here's my review of the spider man this is an absolute fact does mike and review ladies and gentlemen due to technical difficulties show will be interrupted and will resume shortly Really? So we got an interruption right at the end with like three minutes left to go they were getting to the climax and then some wire got tangled up. You're kidding me! Nope that is so he waited about I don't know it actually was about 10 minutes, you see a bunch of things moving and then start the show again. I mean obviously I've heard his show stoppers but never thought in this regard. That's funny

1:01:42 So the show was terrible. For one thing, the music was not memorable. Nobody in my family... Mimi or Jay we can't remember one song there's one kind of a good... Bono! It's Bono! But here is what Bono is doing these are songs that you would swear were written by Journey or Night Ranger in the 70s. They're so old-fashioned it's unbelievable. That sounds like my kind of show Stop believing That's the kind of crap it was and so the first half of this show. The show is also too long the first half was Essentially the spider-man one movie kind of condensed, and then the second half was just a mess We don't even know what it was about Wait wait I have my review

1:02:30 There you go, that's Spider-Man. So anyway the point is they're gonna shut the show down on April 17th on a hiatus and then reopen... redesign version official opening because it's still in previews on June and the word on the street is they're killing it Oh duh I mean they can't afford to have it running any longer. The thing, i'll tell you this in terms of like sets and set designs and staging which is the reason a lot of people thought that you should go see it...I have never seen anything like this! It was ridiculous! They had stuff, I don't even know how they did it? It was outstanding from that perspective unbelievable actually

1:03:16 But it's not. It didn't work, right? Yeah well that I mean the guys are flying over them over the audience into the balconies it was unbelievable wow anyway oh boy so that's your review if anybody goes to New York go see Memphis amazingly outstanding product So I was all excited as was the rest of the world's journalists for the opening of the Silvio Duccelli-Coney sex trial in Gitmo Nation pasta. This is the trial that you know he has got like presenters from Rai Uno, George Clooney and all kinds of celebrities have to testify

1:03:56 that either he did or did not have sex with the Ruby is her name. Can we get Clooney back on a movie set? Get him out of this scene here? Yeah, he's got Eyes Of March coming out That's already in the can so that's coming out He needs to be working Well Sudan is heating up We've had a couple people killed there So they're struggling to get that into the news Anyway, so this is supposed to be the trial right and that Bear Lascone doesn't show Ruby doesn't show after 10 minutes. The judge says Let's go have some pasta There's no trial trials off everyone go up with due to technical difficulties the trial is off So we have to wait to see what happens there But I don't think a lot of people in get my nation pasta have a lot of faith in the judicial system

1:04:47 This guy's gonna die in office. How long has he been there? He's not gonna die. He's a zombie man, the guy doesn't need to live So did you know their big debate going on in Washington right now is this thing with the budget and so did you hear that Obama's of the presentation on marriage No, no. Which I thought was kind of more revealing about his relationship with Michelle than any sort of... Wait a minute did he go all black on us with this? No but it would I thought it was He does that a lot right? We don't want to mess with the first lady! This is another confirmation over the way he sees things within in his relationship. Play it

1:05:35 You want everybody to act like adults? Quit playing games, realize that it's not just my way or the highway. How many folks are married here? When was the last time you just got your way? That's not how it works! Wow! Shut up slave! Really now?! Yeah, you never heard that one. It's Obama and Valerie it's Michelle and Valerie Jarrett they're running now by the way did you see this thing that's running around the internet which I kind of like? And they have a whole bunch of pictures of Obama with his big scar on his head

1:06:13 Yeah, I saw the scar and it's uh... and of course if you boost the photo the scar becomes more apparent. This is what we did a few years back when we boosted the photos on George Bush and the transmitter he had during the debates. The hump? The hump! He had this thing that was obviously a transmitter in his ear. A receiver. It was a receiver. A transceiver. Hey who has his ham license here? Transceiver Well actually it was probably just a receiver because he did the trans part was him talking in the light or as we call In the business a tranny Whatever the case is he was you know they were cheating the whole thing was staged I mean it was obviously phony baloney thing and I guess this it's four years what this a while back how long we've been doing this show So the so the point is that You can do things with photos now And you can bend some things will come out to jump out at you after your screw around with them, and yeah He's got some huge scar on the back of his head as though the back of his skull had been removed maybe a new brain

1:07:15 And we gotta wonder, we got to keep a sharp eye out and see if both Obamas have the scar. If they replicate it. Right as one of our listeners pointed out it could be an indicator which Obama were dealing with But I mean...I think we should know! I think we have a right to know exactly what is that scar all about? Yeah its pretty nasty looking You read that Trump is now sending his own investigative team to Hawaii to find out if there is a birth certificate. And even worse than that, a poll... I think i have it here The Washington Post reports This kind of blew me away which and by the way makes total sense Sorry little slow to load Here we go! The latest NBC Wall Street Journal poll

1:07:15 And we gotta wonder, we got to keep a sharp eye out and see if both Obamas have the scar. If they replicate it. Right as one of our listeners pointed out it could be an indicator which Obama were dealing with But I mean...I think we should know! I think we have a right to know exactly what is that scar all about? Yeah its pretty nasty looking You read that Trump is now sending his own investigative team to Hawaii to find out if there is a birth certificate. And even worse than that, a poll... I think i have it here The Washington Post reports This kind of blew me away which and by the way makes total sense Sorry little slow to load Here we go! The latest NBC Wall Street Journal poll

1:08:15 Businessman and reality television star Donald Trump finished second behind only former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney in a hypothetical 2012 Republican primary heat? Yeah, I'm watching this stuff too. Now here's a couple of things people should first understand immediately one is that Trump is playing the role of the spoiler to get The competition to back off and let Romney win what Romney has obviously been picked in advance to be the candidate. And so you got this guy, because the fact of the matter is even though he's playing it as though he's running and somebody pointed out and I agree 100% is that when the federal election committee when Trump actually declares if he ever does any won't because he can't because he has to file documents with a federal election committee which outline exactly how much money he has or doesn't have right? It has to put all his finances on the table and its gonna prove- That's where he draws out

1:09:14 He draws out because he's not the richest guy. No, it's hedge funds and he takes other people money. He has borderline broke half the time! He talks about how to play the game so it looks like he is loaded but why is doing a TV show if he has that much money? I mean give me a break for the chicks. Meanwhile this just came out this morning what does Hawaii get my nation hula hula hula Bobby Titcom Personal friend of the Obama's who usually spends the holidays with the president and his family when they spend time in Gitmo Nation Hula. He has been seen playing golf and attending picnics with the President, was arrested for soliciting an undercover cop who was acting as a hooker. I love that!

1:09:14 He draws out because he's not the richest guy. No, it's hedge funds and he takes other people money. He has borderline broke half the time! He talks about how to play the game so it looks like he is loaded but why is doing a TV show if he has that much money? I mean give me a break for the chicks. Meanwhile this just came out this morning what does Hawaii get my nation hula hula hula Bobby Titcom Personal friend of the Obama's who usually spends the holidays with the president and his family when they spend time in Gitmo Nation Hula. He has been seen playing golf and attending picnics with the President, was arrested for soliciting an undercover cop who was acting as a hooker. I love that!

1:10:07 It was a reverse prostitution sting involving a fake online female escort website. I mean this is... Oh, a honeypot! Oh yeah oh yeah. I hate that man That really pisses me off. They should change the laws and make it prostitution free. Yeah, I hate that so much Bull crap. Yeah You trick people into doing stuff they wouldn't probably do if it wasn't there or otherwise they wouldn't have done because it would've been there No So you trick somebody to do something Which wouldn't have been there if it wasn't for you, and then you arrest them. I mean this is bullcrap Yeah, sounds like you've got some experience with this. I've never been arrested Hey, I almost have a classic John yeah, I almost have a classic remember now my wheels in

1:10:59 Southern California is a 1999 sob 9 or 3 yeah girls chick chick mobile right which I which I purchased outright for the and I saved for $3,000 you are very frugal in your old have to be frugal we have to be frugal but you know what it does the job and And the top is not ripped That's amazing. I think you got a deal on that. Well, it turns out I just might as it looks like Saab is sending all of its workers home. Yeah they're going out of business. Oh well they've been going out of business for years but now they never quite go. Now they've actually said hey take the rest of the week off to

1:11:48 All of their employees so if they start a spider-man hiatus yeah, if they stop making sobs I'll have an instant classic on my hands. Yeah you can't get parts is what it really means And the thing these things don't break you know it's like good thing yeah Well, it's not a good thing because if you're looking for apart If you're if you got a Monday morning model then your you know SOL and well I don't know, yeah it's too bad. The Swedes are pretty... well I think General Motors bought Saab and they just ran into the ground It was bought by a Spyker, the Dutch car company More recently Yes Have you ever seen a Spyker sports car? I've driven one Really?! That little bitty- It's a piece of crap Oh but it's pretty! It's a piece of crap because they're all handmade And uh

1:12:39 Do you have ever driven a dosha dosha bow a citroen de chevaux the two horsepower where does this funky one has a stick shift on the dashboard? No, I've always wanted one though. So so the way it works and is it to horsepower car the original and its made of like tin can It looks like a tin can so there's this big knob sticking out of the dashboard and essentially it's a rod that goes into the engine compartment straight through the fascia as the technical term for it and And there's the gear shift, and the gears are the same you know one is to the left and forward two was left back three Is right forward four? Right back

1:13:18 But you have to use this knob, so you flip the knob to the left and push it forward. And you're literally pushing a rod up on the front because of the gearbox is up there It's the same with a spiker. It's the exact same feel, except it's in the back. That car cost a fortune! Why would they have such a sleazy lash up? It is made of aluminium which makes it all cool and stuff and hand tooled leather but its piece of crap. It feels rickety, it's rough ride... I'm talking about a couple years back when I was in Amsterdam. I said, I am driving this spiker man. Let me drive this.

1:13:56 And like the key entry system doesn't work and yes stupid car. I'm stupid It's not gonna help no no it's obviously a douchebag car Unlike the sob 9 or 3 which is a girl's car? Girlie car Uh-huh so it looks like we're gonna have some false flags coming up in 2012 Yeah, and I have a clip that going back to Ventura when he was on the Napolitano show. And also want to play Glenn Beck on the Napolitano show while we still can. While we still can yeah so Jesse is on there this is a long clip but it discusses false flags and funny thing if you really look into American history and I think there's a chapter on this in the book about George Bush his family of secrets

1:14:50 about false flags. Remember the Maine, we sunk a battleship... We've done a lot of stuff there. This is Jesse's thing because of the Bay of Tonkin right? He's going to talk about two elements including the bay of tonkin which irks him to no end. Because he had to go to Vietnam because of that! Yeah and at the bay of Tonkin was a false flag that was just as complete ridiculous set up it was admitted to later and of course the public long since forgot about nobody notices that we do this as a policy America I mean this is the same as burning in the Reichstag by Hitler you know you know to blame you know some somebody besides Nazis but let's just play this it's along there's little lengthy but its interesting what about operation Northwoods yeah tell us stop

1:15:41 I love it. Thank you for bringing this one up, but what the military wanted JFK to do in Miami in order to get rid of Castro? Well, the military wanted to use our CIA and our, and the joint chiefs wanted to use our CIA and military to attack certain parts of the United States and make it look like Castro did it so that the country would get up in arms and support an invasion of Cuba And what did JFK say about that? JFK told him to take a hike. And when JFK told them that he was going to pull troops out of Vietnam because he believed that, that was a fruitless and immoral war... I'm no defender of JFK though in these two instances i agree with what we now know is his judgment What did the military do or what happened after JFK was murdered That the military and LBJ did To shore up support for the Vietnam War

1:16:32 Well, they had what was called the Gulf of Tonkin incident. And in 2004 when I was teaching at Harvard, McNamara came through and admitted it never happened that it was a false flag made up event and that's eventually put 58,000 of our generation died and probably a million Vietnamese over something that never occurred. And the official Gulf of Tonkin incident there are documents about it in the book was that American ships peacefully in the Gulf of Tonkin were attacked by North Vietnamese yeah In fact there may have been some ships there but they weren't attacked no! And on the basis of that

1:17:11 President Lyndon Baines Johnson got the Congress of the United States not to declare war. We haven't declared war since December 8th 1941 But he got the Congress to authorize him to fight this war against North Vietnam exactly and that put ground troops in there Hey John, I think while we're talking The whole time were talking we should just have these sound effects you know just a whole time Just to accentuate that it's important what we're saying Yeah, so here's my clue that we're gonna have a false flag. Probably the Olympics is the most obvious... I don't think so it's going to be sooner Well let me tell you why the Olympics is a candidate The International Sports Federation all 26 of them which have sports competition in the Olympic Games will each be insured for up to 100 million dollars in case of terrorism So they are covered

1:18:11 Well, you think earlier so what it's funny because you know there was this letter circulating that there are at this came out in Chicago Osama bin Laden apparently wrote a letter to a whole bunch of people media outlets and said there's nuclear bombs all around America and The FBI goes man. That's not him because we write that shit normally that's not him yeah They can't be him you haven't even heard about this You're you got me on that one. Yeah, you get just one point your head now what I mean it's seriously It's like it's unbelievable that that be a some cassette tape some 8-track comes out and there's like oh this news Osama bin Laden has spoken once again we all have to be very And then and then the actual letters sent handwritten letters He ain't got no computer in the cave

1:19:08 And it's like, well you know that can't be good. So Osama Bin Laden in a tape that they say now is bull crap so they didn't publicize it says there was a bunch of bombs planted all over the place? Yeah so I'll read it here verbatim so I don't mess it up It was actually... Here we go The FBI is investigating a Chicago connection to a letter claiming to be from Osama Bin Laden. 25 copies of the letter postmarked from Chicago, where he lives were sent locations around the country The so-called bin laden wrote that he has 160 nuclear bombs that will be detonated unless certain unidentified people responsible for war crimes are put on trial which sounds pretty consistent by the way with what he says

1:19:54 The letter goes on to say the trials must be televised live and done American Idol style. Where viewers could vote on guilt or innocence. You gotta hand it to the guy, you know? I'm loving that! That's awesome what a great idea. And get Jennifer Lopez to interview and Ryan Seacrest So anyway so immediately oh that can't be true because of course it would be X Factor not American Idol this can't be the real Osama So I'm thinking, uh...I'm putting this down in the book as one of your predictions. What do i predict now?

1:20:33 What? What did I predict now. That just that there's gonna be a false flag attack on the Olympics and so to collect on the insurance but although i think the insurance companies won't let that happen anyway, I think it has to be sooner than that because we got to get feet on the ground in Libya sooner than later. Well they said...I think they're trying the connection now with the bombing in Ireland They're saying the Semtex came from Libya like like it had some kind of... It was weak. It was very weak but I think that's that was a feeble attempt probably It's going to be something, I believe it is going to have to take place within the next 30 days. Really? Yes, so I'm gonna put my prediction down. Yeah write that down. Alright cool. Write that down definitely. So anyway just since he is going away Glenn Beck as we predicted look the guy on his way out... We predicted this six months ago and we said Napolitano was gonna be your replacement right off the bat!

1:21:32 You might have one of those days, whatever the case is. We both knew it and here's Glenn Beck on The Napolitano Show further... I might as well just announce it here but they don't announce it and they kind of laughed us off but just listen to this clip. Society and a war and couldn't pay it and we change the way everything works brentwood's three is being held right now with george soros and nobody saying you got about thirty seconds left what what can be done about this other than what u and i have you know that everyone has seen their replacement for me at five p m well before they get to make you the replacement had been here for thirteen years you've been here for a little over two it's hard for me to remember what fox was like without you most are trying to imagine what'll be lying on the events of don't worry about

1:22:18 I ain't leaving. Now there's a couple of things that I'm listening to this him on Napolitano first of all we spotted this early because the Nate they brought in the Napolitano and out of the blue and all he does is he, I have some neuro linguistic uh... interpretations of what he does on his show which i'm gonna probably bring up on sunday but he had my realizes something good glenn beck was actually this is a theory glenn beck was brought into fox about two years ago as an entertainer has a scripted guy he didn't do is ratings have gone down by the because it moves just time around so he's not easy on eleven in west coast to two in the morning five also gotten boring

1:22:56 Well, yeah because they took his budget away. He was brought in for the purpose of... and Napolitano basically says this that Beck was his mentor he was brought in to coach Napolitano to become a big shot on these shows so he's brought it on a contract basis I don't know how much money is getting a fortune because he became the number one show for a long time on Fox and all cable So he was getting probably 10 or 20 more millions of dollars, plus his books make him a lot of money. He was getting a little carried away here in the later days and they had to get rid of him but he's on a contract so he's not gonna bad mouth them. He says he's still gonna be there because they've obviously got him on a long-term deal. He has to shut up and get out of the way push Napolitano in who is a more controllable character who has the message that Fox people want to convey whatever you know we can figure it out

1:23:50 easy enough and Beck is going to be moved into doing specials he's still gonna show up on O'Reilly once in a while the two of them are gonna yuck it up because they have the greatest time in the world when they're together and its gonna be, but hes done. He's gone. The Soros thing and the rest of it apparently was not sitting well with someone... Yeah, but with the Democrats who run Fox? Yeah obviously and so the point is that he's done but he's not gonna badmouth, he's not gonna say anything bad, he's very kind of amenable about the whole thing and he says he's not leaving yeah he's not leaving because he's on a contract because they signed him up for God knows how long and until that contract is over we're not going to really know the truth about this whole situation Well boo-hoo!

1:24:32 Yeah, I find it interesting because it's like the whole thing was a bunch of bullcrap from the get-go and now we have to keep an eye on this Napolitano guy. Unfortunately that is... What a job we have man! We're watchdogs Alright, is it really is that our gig now? I think we are watchdogs. I think we watch you know We're media assassins like you like to say but in fact we are Watchdogs we are watching the weirdest stuff and we're listening to all these things and we're trying to Connect dots that nobody else bothers with and we're watching over your children to make sure they're safe or has that taken it too far It probably you know who sent me a cool clip Maynard mayner G Krebs

1:25:26 Maynard our Our buddy from get my nation down under who's on the the real? On the real show there Oh Maynard Yeah, what does he got you know hold on a second. He see for some reason I hadn't This is really weird You haven't queued it up when your new no. I'm pretty sure I put it in my box to play and oh here It is I've got it So he, Maynard is too funny man. So they've got a harp installation there in Australia Oh really? Oh yeah and so I had the chance to interview Associate Professor Colin Waters who has worked at the Alaska Harp Array and as part of Australia's ionosphere research

1:26:13 Maynard goes on to say, now our harp is very low power. He says the Alaskan facility has regular open days so maybe a listener could go have a look which by the way Jesse Ventura says he tried and they wouldn't let him in I asked him about several theories the public had developed about his type of research and there's a full interview linked in the show notes at noagendershow.com but of course Maynard just can't help himself when it comes to promoting the show put an electromagnetic probe up there to see what is going on I've seen the chart of when the best time to be operating is for comms, is it basically at night or midday? Or is the best time to do an over horizon radar and our sort of miniature project pretty much in the morning is the best time for it? You're all empty pants

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1:42:37 Stefan Nelson turns 32 today. Stefan van der Haaf celebrated birthday on the 3rd of April and Jason Marella, and I have Mike Chadwick-Stahl And of course my partner in crime who celebrated two days ago Happy Birthday John from all your buddies here at The No Agenda Show! It's your birthday yeah You were probably on a plane while you were... As a matter of fact, we went to my birthday. We did a birthday lunch in one of the restaurants, one of my favorite restaurants in Manhattan, Bully and which was quite tasty and they had rather inexpensive tasting menu for lunch I thought was interesting and then we took a plane back right? And then my course

1:43:29 Yesterday my family took off to Washington. They ran away from you? They ran away, we get sick of each other really quickly and... My daughter was abused by the TSA on the way out And she had, she got a secondary screening because they wanted her to go through the machine. She refused. Good honor! Good girl! And uh... good girl. She was upset by it, by the way and meanwhile- Did they? Of course we know from those, if you listen to clips on our show and new testimony in Congress these machines do not work My wife ended up lecturing the TSA person about why they're not wearing their little badges and the rest of it. She has the whole thing down, she went along with the talking points like everyone should do if you didn't get your talking points you were left out

1:44:14 that we sent out to everybody in email. A lot of people never opened them and that was the end of it, it was a good trip. Did Jay feel she was touched inappropriately? She didn't like being isolated and made a public spectacle Well luckily now of course we have Will Wheaton has now cried on his blog I WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY THE TSA! So now of course is the big deal so that'll be a top topic on Twit no doubt about it It probably will be. Get your blade out, man we've got a couple of knighthoods to take care of here David Hornbeck III and Nathan Marshall please step forward

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1:45:51 Yeah, I'm gonna put it on. They're coming up with a switch to turn it off which is also kind of necessary because sometimes you know It's like you just really want to and like what yeah literally everything get monation this get Monation that Gaddafi douchebag and it's funny. It's really really fun Is a good little gag? I love it a lot So I'm watching OG. I was watching this back up can you go to somebody else's machine download it and then turn it on with a neon yeah no all you have to do is you go to crackpot command comm slash you know, I don't want us we're trying to keep the show clean but BS filter

1:46:28 I think it's even linked from the home page. The link in the show notes, nojendershow.com and it literally just click install in the browser you don't have to dial...you just click and it works So does this stay on? In other words can I use your machine for a second? Yes! And go over there and load it? yes yes and I think it updates automatically I think that we have like 300 terms now in there Hillary Clinton becomes Lucifer Clinton It's hilarious! It is good gag actually Yeah sounds like it So I'm watching C-SPAN. This is a, uh... this comes from the longer clip and it's quite boring but quite important that we listen to it And again this is two and half hour testimony from Keen Keen what's his name? Uh... Keen Yeah Keen Keen I don't know Keen There you go! K E A N Keen He's uh... Here I'll tell ya who he is Thomas Keen You know who Thomas Keen is? No

1:47:30 Oh, well he's been around. Wasn't he a senator or something at one point? Anyway Thomas Kean and Lee Hamilton testified about the implementation of the September 11th Commission recommendations and the obvious gaps in national security And I gotta go back and read the 9-11 Commission report, which of course I have. Because apparently...I missed this but apparently the 9-11 commission was all about homegrown terrorism. And this year... What? Yeah, apparently! Now I got to go back there. I have it. I have a book but you can get it online of course

1:48:10 Apparently it was all about homegrown terrorism. We're not even close, not even close to closing all the gaps and the holes and when you listen to this You just know what's coming down I mean get Monation lock me up And there is even a award for... well listen to this Many counterterrorism experts talk about 2010 and name it the year of the homegrown terrorist. There you go! The year of the home grown terrorist! Wow, wow! The year of the home grown terrorist! He was ex-governor in New Jersey I believe thank you. With this British accent? Yeah it's kind of a...I think its more Massachusetts like thing let's listen to it again

1:48:55 Many counter-terrorism experts talk about 2010 and name it the year of the homegrown terrorist. That's right everybody, 2010! Year of the Homegrown Terrorist! Woohoo! This guy starts off as a douchebag par excellence so this guy was Republican. Yeah. Republican douche bag from Jersey. Yeah, Joisey. Let me just throw another shoe at him hold on So let's listen, he speaks in a very boring but I think we have to listen because no one reports on this. No one has the patience... I had to drink cups of coffee to stay awake during this stuff. Here it is. Self radicalizationism. You know, I just gotta stop right there self-radicalisation! Yeah What are you doing honey? I'm self radicalizing

1:49:50 I mean, is that horrible or what? Self-radicalization. I guess you're reading a book, next thing you know he says, hey! This is actually when you bring up self-radicalization. You have targets now, anyone who writes a book could critical the United States Anyone who does a show like ours creates... allows people to become self radicalized because we're not actually going and talking anybody personally this is just part of a censorship move We are on terror list Self-radicalization is a an alarming development. Alarming! Our group issued a report as you have mentioned last fall on radicalisation and we're going to follow up this spring with a set of recommendations for dealing with this important and very, very sensitive problem

1:50:41 Why is it sensitive? What's sensitive about it? Why is it sensitive, its an important and sensitive- Cause it hurts when you touch it! What is he talking about important and sensitive. What is sensitive about it? The guy has drama queen and hes trying to play this up because we've got to lock everyone down We've gotta give ya real ID, throw Gitmo bracelets on ya And this guy is doing it! Also face new threats like the discovery in October 19, 2010 of explosive packed in a toner cartridges addressed to synagogues in Chicago and shipped on FedEx and UPS cargo flights from Yemen. The cyber threat is also increasingly severe

1:51:24 poses a real danger to our critical infrastructure. So okay, so we have a couple things here no more shipments from Amazon that's one forget about that and Let's shut down the interwebs Defending the US against such attacks must be an urgent priority So he'd like to offer our assessment today where the government is implementing 9-11 Commission recommendations. So apparently these were all 9-11 recommendations, I don't remember any of this...any of it but okay just me. On emergency preparedness we have made some progress toward establishing a unity of command in other words one person responsible for coordinating efforts in disaster

1:52:08 But having said that, our recommendations are still a long way from being fully implemented. Why? Because this is about, they have to put more security. You'll hear it he starts coming up with what we need to do This is about the lockdown of Gitmo Nation and completely enslaving us so that we can't do anything without being scanned tracked and felt-up We've found too many community leaders and first responders

1:52:45 who mentioned to us that many metropolitan areas still haven't solved the problem. So this is about putting command centers, commissars? Yeah exactly! Putting everyone in... should we have a Stasi comma yeah exactly the whole thing just lock down of having unified command structure Unified Command Structure please Moreover it is unacceptable that the government still has not allocated the additional 10 megahertz of radio spectrum, the D-block that you mentioned to public safety so our first responders can communicate the disaster. Now I recognize the efforts and leadership that you've shown through your bill. I believe the president supports such a recommendation and Congress needs to act

1:53:36 I think this is about the HR 5155. I think that's what it is, John This is where all this stuff comes together Uh...I gotta research it but I think that's what this is about There have been improvements in transportation security But technology still lags and screening passengers for weapons concealed in their bodies Which means in your butt hole! And for detecting explosives contained in bags He just admitted it doesn't work Apparently. Doesn't work! They run the bags through the real x-ray machines and they can't find the explosion, they got all those little swab deals that can't find the explosions so even that doesn't work. Well actually coming back from New York I'm you know... With your Semtex

1:54:16 We're packing and I and I said what you know we bought it cuz they didn't want to bring a tube of toothpaste So I bought him tube of toothpaste in New York big giant tube And I said Mimi had some honey that she bought for some tea that were making oh, and I says pack it Just packed the honey, and let me out put the toothpaste in the bag big old giant toothpaste Let them take it away my daughter goes. Oh no You shouldn't do that this is not right? Oh, she's good slave and well unfortunately in some ways and so until she got there felt all right yeah saying now she's maybe changed her attitude but anyway so I did what I didn't even forgot actually i was gonna pull out the plastic bag and put it on the rolling thing because you're supposed to pull out the plastic bag of toiletries yes I forgot just left it in there with a big boom shh right through course

1:55:04 Yeah, it doesn't. They can't... you know if it was a bottle of water they would have... Dangerous H2O! GAO continues to find holes in virtually every single security layer that we establish Border security remains the top national security priority as terrorists continue to exploit our border vulnerabilities to gain entry into the United States Really now? How does he know that?! If terrorists have continued to exploit our holes and gaps in borders where are they living here how do you know their here Keen That's bullcrap right there. It's total bull crap. Several attempted attacks over the past two years were perpetrated by terrorists who could have been detected by the US immigration system, we require a more streamlined terrorist watchlisting capability and better sharing of information between intelligence agencies and immigration authorities

1:56:04 One area of progress is the deployment of the biometric entry system known as US-Visit. Yes, that's progress! Biometrics is progress! We still lack however any comprehensive exit system we don't know in other words when people leave the country The Commission recommends that the government standardize secure identification and a federal government should set standards for the issuance of both certificates and driver's license. The REAL ID Act established these standards by statute. About one third of the states have complied with this first tier benchmark. The deadlines for compliance have been pushed back now twice. And compliance creates real vulnerability, and makes us less safe

1:56:53 We would ask that no further delays should be authorized. No further delays shall be authorized Hey Keen, Keen over here look looky here Woohoo! Shoot in your face mofo What a douchebag Now that was juvenile Yeah I'm sorry But he's a douche bag No further delays No further delays Alright so i think you got your clip out of the way We have to lock this down I hope No further delays Well, so you spent two and a half hours and that's the best you could come up with from that crumb? Yeah but this is what it's about. No further delays... no further delays in locking them down! But it has to happen man

1:57:35 Alright, so I got some better material. Sorry! I give you real information and you've got comedy. Roll it out. The point is this guy's a... he's just what he is the guys He's a clown why does even take.. Why are they listening? These guys are falling asleep listening to this joke Why is he even speaking? What consulting group is he with? Does he have anything to do with anything Who is he?! What makes him an expert!? I am your overlord Guys a jerk and that should do actually that clip now. I would think about it really annoyed me Hold on hurts to do it let, me try at all it hurts to do it i'm your father luke that's my darth vader

1:58:24 Yeah, well it was a little better before and then you actually when you were really garbling it sounds like some other Star Trek character. But anyway... Long Tongue Silver The guys I uh... Here's a light piece of light material Oh nice Barbara Eden got tried, the famous actress who did I Dream of Jeannie. She was very cute when she was younger and apparently John Kennedy tried to pick her up and here's this story on The Joy Behar Show. I'm back with the lovely and talented Barbara Eden. Barbara tell me so whenever you say that means old. Whenever someone says the lovely and talented it means your old and your wrinkled

1:59:00 I'm back with the lovely and talented Barbara Eden. Barbara, so tell me... So we left with JFK Yes The Pierre Salinger What did he say? Bring us back again You were at JFK and Pierre Salinger Which was called Idlewild in those days That's right And you must understand that i was in a rented mink coat down to my ankles because 20th Century Fox put us all on a mink coat. It was winter, but Pierce Ellington said I want you to meet the next president of the United States and I said hello and he said hello and that was it that was it He left and then as I got on the plane I put my hand in my pocket of this rented mink Yeah And there was a little piece of paper with a phone number Oh

1:59:46 JFK. But he didn't know, I didn't know who JFK was! Honestly, I hadn't a clue...I wish i had that piece of paper today Wow you bet oh so if you but if you had known who he was would you have called him? Well I wasn't married You weren't married No I don't think he was at that point either I don't know What year is this Oh Actually, I think he was married at the time. But the point is apparently Kennedy had gypsy blood in him and he could slip a note into his pocket unbeknownst to the person wearing the jacket. Well let me tell you something...

2:00:31 This is of course just to promote the JFK special on the net. Of course, was it History Channel? No they changed channels. It's some drama... I know! It got drawn away from History Channel They didn't want to run it. It was like a huge scam. It's all promotion But first let me say Barbara Eden back in the day... That one mother I liked off She wasn't a mother she was 17 or 18 at that time I think I self radicalized watching her I'm pretty sure i did yeah a lot of people self radicalized over her but the best thing that's my new one yeah it used to be is the worst you know when you watch this show you know you're gonna get material but you know it's always okay so I got it. I have a long... let me just say what I have here and we can decide where to place it wait, wait, wait one second

2:01:32 Okay, I'm done. Why are you gonna use that for the beginning of the show? No no! Just...I just want to practice So i'm watching O'Reilly and there's this guy from The New York Times I have his name is uh.. I just thought tell me if you don't find this to be quite hilarious This clip This is Nicholas Kristof in New York Oh he's the guy that inspired George Clooney To go spy on Sudan with satellites from Google Well, he's got this funny attitude about the humanitarianism of it all. He is a spook! He is a total spook It wouldn't surprise me but I get more of the kick out his... If you play this clip I'll analyze what I think is funny about it

2:02:15 when we when it gets to the end or in dark over put in rwanda the u n was there and they didn't do the job well i mean a lot of people were there the french were there in the french evacuated all their embassy staff and evacuated the embassy dog left behind ira one can staffed to be killed right and so americans are going is that our fault i mean we supposed to be uh... you know if the french will do what he went on to it Well, I mean from my point of view i'd say that if nobody else is willing to do it and we have the capability... But nobody else IS willing to do it. Yeah precisely so if nobody else is willing to do it We have to do it Then you know if the choice is either we do it or 700 000 people are slaughtered as in Rwanda And if we can do it in a way that

2:02:55 doesn't require a lot of time, doesn't require vast cost then you know I think that's what... But that still rocks. Because that's what the memo said! You know it was humanitarian thing if is not too much effort It doens'nt take to much time Look If it doesen't put me out I'll take you to the airport but you know Outta my way I've known you for 50 years but screw you if is gonna interfere with my time with my kids. You can get a ride, you can get another ride to the airport...you know that good of a friend? Yeah now this guy's a spokeshole for the Ministry of Truth I mean give me a break what is this humanitarian humanitarians long as it's convenient yeah it's just like wow there's your New York Times liberal

2:03:38 Yeah, no he's the guy that George Clooney shared a room with him in Sudan. Okay well then he is definitely probably or more than likely a spook. Yeah of course! Duh! Winning You know Charlie Sheen is trying to get that copyrighted I know...I know Well we gotta call that out If you see something Say something Hey stop trying to copyright that Sheen We got our eye on you That self radicalization your doing Is not good Hey, hey big news from Gitmo Nation East John. How many times have we warned everybody about the shantyx? Oh lots yeah we dedicated a show to it. Yeah father murdered family was quitting smoking and on medication that caused depression. No they didn't say their medication did they

2:03:38 Yeah, no he's the guy that George Clooney shared a room with him in Sudan. Okay well then he is definitely probably or more than likely a spook. Yeah of course! Duh! Winning You know Charlie Sheen is trying to get that copyrighted I know...I know Well we gotta call that out If you see something Say something Hey stop trying to copyright that Sheen We got our eye on you That self radicalization your doing Is not good Hey, hey big news from Gitmo Nation East John. How many times have we warned everybody about the shantyx? Oh lots yeah we dedicated a show to it. Yeah father murdered family was quitting smoking and on medication that caused depression. No they didn't say their medication did they

2:04:32 Yeah they did. It's called ShamPix in Gitmo Nation East, yeah? Oh they actually named it? Yeah absolutely. ShamPix. ShamPix is what it's called in Gitmo Nation East. He murdered his wife and two kids The hearing was told on July 10th Mr Case had been prescribed ShamPix tablets to be taken twice a day he was then dispensed a further number of tablets by chemist on July 23rd the day they returned from holiday Horrible, horrible. This stuff makes you crazy people don't take it just smoke is better to smoke than this I think. We got a couple of emails over the last month so i used and it worked for me yeah sure okay great I'm sure tons of... usually probably if you know what also works willpower Yeah general practice What drug did you take to stop smoking? Well I started again actually What?!

2:05:26 You and what about Mickey? Did she backslide too? Yeah, right back there. Now we're gonna quit again It's horrible it was after the depression I had I had the depression thing about the whole Constitution No, I'm not gonna lie to you Huh yeah no I just smoked a cigarette like oh We can have one more dinner and then it was like boom were smoking so I got to stop again Well, that's terrible because it's miserable to go through the stopping process. I surprise you well It's a drug it's worse than heroin yeah, so it's hard It's very very hard and I feel like a horrible douchebag. I'm not gonna lie to you though Not gonna lie to you okay? Well you'll be able as you stopped before at least I didn't start drinking I'm looking forward

2:06:07 I'm so radicalized in! Gitmo Nation, Leprechaun the health service executive. Health Services will remove all stocks of the swine flu vaccine pandemics, Pandemrix sorry. From families family doctors GPs general practitioner surgeries that's English for your family doctor shelf The vaccine has been linked to the disabling sleep disorder narcolepsy. No! Yeah, that was reported in Canada we talked about that on the show. No it was reported in Finland That's where it started Finland Oh is Finland right? But we talked about when it first showed up And I was like oh crazy you guys are crazy There's only one guy who keeps writing with that voice Why don't you just block him

2:07:05 Who? The guy who keeps writing in saying we're crazy. That one guy? That one guy! That one guy? Who talks like this? Who talks like this, man?! Yeah... Retired Air Force Major predicting UFO sightings at the Royal Wedding of uh- By the way and I'm gonna stop you Did this narcolepsy thing is non-trivial. No, it's a horrible disease! Why is this not front page news in every newspaper in the country? Because we have UFO showing up at the royal wedding what are you talking about? What's more important? Well you got it Are you nuts? Go go go Are you crazy? I want to know more. Actually... I have some predictive programming would you like to hear some of that Yeah So ummm This is from umm Let me just grab it here for a second

2:07:55 from the movie no escape. They starred Ray Liotta and this is from late 90s, this movie. Ray looked pretty good even then and listen to what they were saying about Libya oops oops oops oops I screwed that up sorry 2011 Benghazi Libya You marched directly up to your commanding officer, put a gun to his head and blew his brains out. Okay so 2011 Libya Benghazi the boots on the ground this guy shoots as a commanding officer and now he's going to explain why to his dying general who uh... who goes to confess too I was leader of helicopter assault on a village It was supposed to be source bio weapons fire I should have known better I had alot combat time So i should have known

2:08:59 It was too easy. There's no radar, no air defense I kept telling him but he ordered us in anyway You gotta help me, i always followed orders We take Grimes the place So if we follow the logic of our predictive programming what we will see is a bio-weapons place being obliterated because apparently that's gonna be there but it isn't In Libya when we get the boots on the ground

2:09:36 Interesting. Where did you dig this one up? Uh, it's in the movie No Escape. Raleigh-Otta. What is a movie... This was in 99? 94, 94. 94 again! Let me ask again one more time where did you dig this one up? One of our producers sent it to me. Ah okay. What does that mean?! Why didn't I get a copy of this? Was I CC'd on this memo? You don't know no well I mean you know what I don't want to tell you why actually Oh, he hates me. No one hates you but they're a little worried about...

2:10:13 You kind of, sometimes you let names slip out. It's not all your fault? I'm not saying... Oh it's a guy who has to be anonymous because he sent us an old clip of a movie? Nah, he sends me other stuff also I have... Ohhh one of your buddies in the agency Also I have PGP encrypted email and my server is in my house Alright that fine! It's not personal as well as what I am saying If anybody really has secure correspondence that they need to take care with us Send it through Adam. He's got a PGP deal he's got a secure deal they so you don't know where it came from word was radicalizing in the corner So yeah, okay I fine I accept that but so don't take it personally no good

2:11:00 That's a great find. It is an excellent find Yeah, that's another point but I'm not giving you as credit for that one Oh yeah? I have credit for playing it for lining it up for pressing the button No Okay, you get two points so Good hey by the way. I want to mention something we keep forgetting to do which is thanking our artists Wow You know it's funny because I was looking back. I was looking at no agenda art and no agenda arts generator dot info And it's just so beautiful. We typically have four to six pieces that choose from for every episode and Someone should do something with that I mean, I know that a couple people have but we need that needs to be showcased more because it's so incredibly beautiful the work That is done and It's it's hard as an artist You know you create something and then you don't get chosen although we often go back into the archives and pull something out that we keep as an evergreen

2:11:54 But yeah, it's I believe and we actually have proven that it is a fundamental part of our show And you're right the artists don't get they always get a credit the artist in question. Yeah You know they don't get credit as a group and I was in New York I was trying to get together with Nick the rat who's gonna have to apologize for not doing it So I have to so I'm gonna make a special trip to New York and go get because he's got some art for me Oh, no, I mean Art junkie and so I wouldn't I'm gonna probably open just hang out with him for a while but You know the but I feel bad about the fact that last week we got nobody just one of those cycles It's a random number theory again, but we got pretty much no art as opposed to our normal We usually sometimes get five and six pieces that we get to pick from and it's interesting this I mean it makes the art because are we use our cover you know our cover artist is very? it's very integral to our show and people comment on it constantly because it's high level and

2:12:52 Extremely high level sometimes high conceptual levels. It's always beautiful it always is it's phenomenal stuff Yeah, yeah you probably have a clip to end with so I just want to hit two categories that we cannot miss today I just want to say that as predicted now scientists are starting to debate geoengineering and links in the show notes, as always at barackobama2011.com Scientists debate risks of sun blocking other climate tweaks to fight warming. So this is how the persistent jet contrails will be brought into our existence, you can just wait for it may not be this year It may be next year but I guarantee you they're now there they're gearing up just to say You know we've been kind of experimenting with this stuff and hey it's really good. It'll save you whatever And I want you take a look at those links in the show notes also This was rather disturbing

2:13:50 Jerry Brown, who is our governor here in Gitmo Nation West the People's Republic of Southern California had a meeting with that Dakani Hedegaard the EU Commissioner for Climate and they're gonna harmonize the carbon markets between Europe and California. This is not a good development. We have, yeah because California's in such great financial condition that we can start throwing money away to scams essentially international scams

2:14:26 This is interesting. Carbon taxes. The AIR will now draft a detailed order outlining their case that the proposed regulations will allow the state's highest polluting industries to continue or even increase pollution You know what AIR stands for? What? Association of Irritated Residents Kind of interesting Really? Yeah Huh. Anyway, so it's gonna harmonize... Oh jeez! Well we'll see what really happens you never know what Browns up to Meanwhile it's raining and cold Yeah well finally stopped raining here after the storms We had hail and it was miserable Blew off a bunch of shingles off my roof I gotta have a new roof done Man my shingle is blowing on my room Yeah It was bad

2:15:16 I don't really have, i have one clip that needs a lot of discussion we can run it on Sunday. Let's wind up and do some discussion. Tell me you know Al Walkie... Wait a minute this is the guy who spoke at the brunch at the Pentagon? Yeah that guy yeah the guy who caused all this problem apparently I think there's a little beef going on between different agencies because when you listen to his background around the guy which I picked off in one of the news channels you can tell that he's obviously been working for an agency of some sort. Duh! Because he was arrested in 2002 and kept for a few hours, then he had a secondary warrant and apparently an FBI agent whose remains unnamed came in and said hey uh... You can let the guy go the warrants have been pulled Wait a minute wait a minute stop for second so Anwar al-Awlaki The self radicalized homegrown terrorist Al Qaeda

2:16:13 Ink. In Yemen? Who in Yemen, who originally spoke at a Pentagon brunch after 9-11 was then arrested in 2002 and let go so we had two opportunities to have the number one terrorist in the world. Squirrel! Yeah he's number one as number one on the hit list and by the way I think he was arrested for trying to pick up hookers which shows that he is a good Muslim. I think that there's something going on where there is a debate going on between different aspects of the intelligence community. One wants to, is pissed about it and the other one let this guy go and the other ones trying to run a game and they want to keep it going and these guys are trying to bust him? I don't know! But if you listen to this its got Spook City written all over it New questions tonight about why the Feds released a radical American cleric with links to recent terror plots against the US

2:17:20 and ties to at least two of the 9-11 hijackers. Investigators have connected Anwar al-Awlaki to the attempted Christmas Day underwear bombing, The Fort Hood Massacre and the botched Times Square bombing As Fox News has reported, the feds had a lockie in custody back in 2002 and had a warrant for his arrest. But they ended up letting him go National correspondent Catherine Harridge now live at our DC newsroom. Catherine the reporting you've done with our special unit came up on a hearing on Capitol Hill today right? Well, that's right John. We've gathered strong evidence suggesting this warrant for a lock is arrest in 2002 on passport fraud and the decision to pull it on the same day the cleric re-entered The US was never provided To the 9-11 Commission and that's important because the commission was entertaining the idea That a Lockie may have been part of a pre 9 11 support cell

2:18:11 Last man wait support is that like a group that gets together? Hey, man. I'm not talking about books. I must feel of the terrorism today now My name's on were all lucky hi al My name is Al. So they have a, so they have another show that clip to a little piece of C-SPAN footage where they're talking to the head of the FBI what's his name who has got nothing really important to say but they throw it in there it's kind interesting. You're concerning a Fox News report about the Bureau's October 2002 decision to release Anwar al-Auqry

2:18:50 from custody upon his return to the U.S., despite an outstanding warrant for his arrest at that time? If this was not provided to the 9-11 Commission, though it's certainly not by intent, it may well have been not in a file one of the files that we provided to the 9-11 Commission The official position of the Justice Department is that it was a series of coincidences that allowed Allocchi to slip through the net, adding there was not enough evidence to keep the warrant active for his arrest. Though that position is disputed by current and former investigators familiar with the case John So you know a lot people probably don't realize the guy that US officials now say is terrorist number one Was actually in U.S custody back in 2002

2:19:30 Well that's correct. The first American on the CIA's kill or capture list was held in federal custody Wait a minute, Kill or Capture List? Is this published? Apparently the CIA has a kill or capture list Hold on a second let me take a look at this C I A kill or capture...I gotta google this If they have an actual website that is cia dot gov slash kill or capture I mean how do these news people know this? Is there a press release? Nobody says this is kind of odd that they would know this or that it exists. What happened to us when the CIA became kind of like a public institution, it used to be a secret agency wasn't it? Hold on a second...I'm looking here let me see

2:20:20 CIA YouTube, oh this is interesting their site change. Let me see kill or capture I'm just gonna Google it all right out and just search on their site kill or capture let's see if Waiting waiting waiting. Oh, it's got a search. Well they're waiting while you're getting your IP address error A server error has occurred check server response code in details Yeah server errors Let me try again That's hilarious on their site itself. I get a 500 server response code Because they got the techno experts on the case They just want me to click on the kids page that's all they want me to do was they have they have a kid's page But I understand where is the it's still waiting this how hard is this search kill or capture? How hard can this be oh

2:21:17 There's a list apparently. There is a bunch of horns honking right now in Langley. Anyone who looks up killer capture on the site... Is that wrong? Is that wrong for me to do? Well, it's too late now But its just sitting there not doing anything let me go back home Alright Let me see CIA Open Initiative Careers Offices News Information I mean, human resources? Where would i find this? CIA and the war on terrorism. Maybe that's where it is Let's see There's no kill and capture list This is bogus If you type in CIA kill or capture You don't get any... Google In google you get a shitload of stuff Yeah but not from the CIA No but somebody must have a press office that..I dunno I have no idea But thats ridiculous Do you think the media just made it up Apparently

2:22:19 I mean, we have the top 10 most wanted. If we're doing it... Look, Anwar al-Awlaki, he's an American citizen He can be killed by the CIA because they have a killer capture list and he is on it So you can kill American citizens? I'd like to know if I'm on the list! Well, you're gonna be if you keep this up. Let's listen to the rest of your clip. For nearly three hours on October 10th 2002 and was released only after an FBI agent told customs officers that an arrest warrant for passport fraud had been pulled back Fox is reporting has shown that the timeline does not add up And at the warrant was still active when a lock he was allowed to walk away This mugshot of the cleric was taken after he was busted for soliciting a prostitute in San Diego

2:23:04 Now after his release by customs in 2002, Awlaki then showed up at the home of Ali Al-Tamimi who was at the time... Oh! Ali al-tamimi. Was also on the support group If you back it up a little bit, you realize I mean by the theory that Awlaki, Al-Walki whatever it is, Al Jabberwocky was working for somebody he had to go to this meeting because that guy was targeted. I was listening in. ...constitute in San Diego now after his release by customs in 2002 a lockie then showed up at the home of Ali Al-Tamimi who is, at the time... Were they following him?

2:23:41 Well he's on the kill list. Wait, they let him go because a warrant was passed it was the guy is good to go He tried to get a prostitute nothing came of it and then he went to a meeting with this guy were they following him? Well yeah! Well that's what I'm saying but they don't indicate any of this in his news report he's obviously being followed as part of a scheme We got to get on the press release list for the CIA because these guys have better stuff than we do. I want to have the kill and capture list. FBI counterterrorism investigation involving the same FBI agent, there has been no public explanation for what happened and as Congressman Wolf wrote to the FBI Justice Department think how history would be different for the Fort Hood families if a lock-in had been held and prosecuted nine years ago? Yeah it would've been so different

2:24:29 Where's Osama Bin Laden? Send Piers Morgan to Afghanistan and go find Osama Bin Laden. Yeah, well the whole thing is a scam so we're just being scammed as the public is being scammed left and right that media giving us crappy reports making everything mysterious here we are here are just two of us in our audience going wow man going wow at least were informed hey by the way Leon Panetta It will apparently be the new defense secretary. Oh, he came out of the CIA? Yep! Well, I guess that's the new routing because Gates was in the CIA. Exactly! That is the routing. So we're going to see right now Eric Schmidt who I chatted with who will be in the commerce or one of these other parts he'll be routed two or three things end up at the CIA then he'll eventually so in other words the end game is become head of defense department He'll run for military. Eric Schmidt

2:25:30 Who hates you, by the way. Who thinks you're an idiot? Alright everybody! You are once again informed Thank you very much for your support of this program We highly appreciate it Mr. Oil's Crude Oil Show is coming right up on the stream noagendastream.com Coming to you from Gitmo Nation West where we're harmonizing with The United States of Europe climate disruption ruling Hey in the morning, I'm Adam Curry. And from Northern Silicon Valley where it's actually quite nice today even though it is supposed to rain It's not, its sunny as a matter of fact and I am John C. Dvorak We'll be back with you Sunday morning for the early morning service Please join us then right here on NOAGENDA I'll get you one day catch-it!