2:04:22 Australia and I might as well read these notes. I was going to say you can read every single note. I can read all the notes now again. We can go back to reading notes. This is good. Hi Agatha and Jebediah. Here's my knighthood turbo payment plan installment which is good. I mean he's going to be paying a hundred every so often. Please have some get well soon karma for my dad who is not well at the moment. So let's get him some karma. Yeah of course. I'd love to do that. This is going to be a fun segment. You've got karma. Good luck to Adam and Mickey on the trip. Also, the donation graph at noagendanation.com does not appear to be upgrading. So can Eric the shill please have a look-see? Regards, Thirsty of North Sydney.
2:05:06 Okay, Edward Halsey in San Francisco over here, I can wave at the window, there he is, $100. He would like a Clippity Club, we haven't had that for a while, to celebrate Hillary's facelift. Oh, and may I point out for those of you who haven't seen Globe magazine, That on the cover of Globe magazine, it says right there Hillary's new facelift Yeah, we have a picture of the back this side by side in the last newsletter. There's a good shot of that and we were right again I miss her. I really miss her. I miss her. She's but she'll be back. Yeah, but I miss you. Okay? She'll be back younger and more vibrant with more energy. Yeah
2:05:53 Lin Fogwell in Raleigh, North Carolina another hundred dollars and he she Says free TVs is not a ride until the slaves break the store windows and run off with the big-screen TVs We have to put that on the checklist. Yes, I've added to definite marker Grand Duke von Pell's marker is my hero give him karma Sir Lin Fogwell or sir? I You've got karma. Wait a minute, you gotta... Call me sir, goddammit! Oh! I did it again! See, that's where it comes from. It wasn't me. No, it was that guy. So it wasn't me. Yeah, well, he lost another donation from the guy in Pittsburgh. Although I will say this, he won't donate anyway. Exactly. This is like PC Magazine, you always have these guys. I disagree with what Dvorak wrote. I'm canceling my subscription. You go look and he doesn't subscribe. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. Always. Yeah, of course.
2:06:53 Uh, Ian Prentice. Oh my- oh wow! Let me get my jaw off the floor. You didn't say Ian. And by the way, I'm waiting. I'm waiting. Oh, pfft, sorry. I was so enjoying all of the, uh, all the long notes that- Here we go! 69! 69, dudes! Ah. He is got a birthday on the 20th. Yes, I think which is what should we get it on Sunday? We're gonna do oh no, it's a birthday for today Yellow it must be on the list. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ian prayers the donation to get me to grand gentlemen level of donation before my 30th birthday July the 20th Joseph
2:07:38 Gervasio in Jersey City 6969 69 dudes. Thanks for doing what you do He'd like some karma happy to give it to him. So for today and today only you've got karma Our buddy Robert gosh go up there in the money's center of Sherwood Park, Alberta ITM John and Adam keep hitting him in the mouth Baron Bob. That's Baron Baron Baron Rob Rob number Rob Rob Rob Rob Kyle Bauer in 6969 Worcester, Ohio Read is anonymous or don't read okay, but he likes some karma Way to go karma. Yeah, we need anonymous on the list here. There's another one ash from gitmo nation East says anonymous on here's that but her name appears on the spreadsheet and
2:08:31 6969 Hertfordshire UK I just took my car to be serviced and it cost less than I expected so I thought I'd donate some of the spare cash to the best podcast in the universe and she would like some swazzle-nuff karma. Absolutely well I'll do the I'll close the segment with the karma since it's all at the end here as well right that was the last one yep 69! 69 dude! You've got karma. Perfect. Okay, $69 straight up from Boren Pennenberg in some place in the middle of nowhere, Netherlands. And he would like a karma shout out to Miss Mickey and Miss Mimi. It's Koudekerk aan de Rijn, which translates to... Wait, wait, let me guess. Kou-kerk on the Rijn River. You got on the Rijn River part. Now, if you separate the words koud and kerk,
2:09:25 What a church the the cloudy church cold church the cold church Cloudy sure I like cloudy church cold church on the ride Wow I'm getting good. Yeah, you are Noah Good old Noah. Yeah, Noah. In Amsterdam. Yeah, Noah. We know Noah. We need a birthday shout out. I don't see him on the list. Yeah, he's on the list. Okay, that's not colored yellow. No. Well, it's not for Noah. Noah requests Nelson Mandela's birthday be celebrated and put on the list. Noah, she's deferring her donation. Say shout out to Mandible. Mandible. What are you talking about?
2:10:10 It says today, Noah says today is July 18th, Nelson Mandela's birthday, 95 years old. Also Mandela Day. I'm not reading this right. The movement asked people to donate 67 minutes of their time in reflection of the 67 years Mandela spent serving his community, his country and the world. So here's $67 to oblige. Happy birthday. Shout out to Mandela. Says Mandaba. Mandaba. Whatever. But I like that. 67 and exactly one person did this. I'm liking it. Kevin Benson, 6666 NSW. Andrew Haverson in Gravenhurst, Ontario, Canada.
2:10:54 50, these are all 50s, Michael Gates, 50 in Colorado Springs, Josh McDonald, $50, Brunswick, Australia, Victoria, and Chris Slowinski, Sherwood Park, Alberta. Oh, well, it's another guy. Well, that's good. Was it, wasn't Chris up there in Sherwood Park before, was it? I don't know. The beginning of the spreadsheet. And finally, Kyle Bauer and Philip Meason. No, it was Robert Gosco. We got two, we got two hanging out. We got two guys in Sherwood Park. Kyle Bauer and Wooster and Philip Meason in Welshpool, Pows, 50 each. And that'll conclude our segment of donors that produced and helped produce show 531. And I see that Kyle also put in a, is on a 33 podcast license, so we'll make sure Kyle gets that as well.
2:11:46 This is, so it is very nice, this was of course disastrous for us. But it doesn't matter because there's tons of dough out there now from the government and we can take that and we can just start going, hey, let's see, do you think we'll be able to slip it in so people don't notice? We've been able to deconstruct stuff so well we should be able to construct. But do you think we can just go like, hey, hey give us some money? I don't think so. No, but it's gonna be like, hmm. I think it's okay for the TSA to check my car. And we have ways of proving it's okay. Yes, I think it's a good... it's good. I like feeling safe. Better safe than sorry. How about you, John? What else you gonna do? You have to be safe because if you're not safe then the terrorists will kill you. You can put this in the book. Red book.
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