5 chapters across the catalog
Executive Producer Credits, Father's Day Donations
A lengthy segment honors executive and associate executive producers who donated in celebration of Father's Day. Notable contributions came from Carlsbad, Missoula, and Columbus, with many producers requesting "de-douching" for friends and family. The segment includes personal stories of loss, recovery from "democide," and professional milestones.
Knighting Ceremony, Sir Ernie, Sir Craig Porter
Sir Ernie is knighted as the "Biker Knight of the Northern Province" after reaching the $1,000 donation threshold. He requests a series of classic show jingles and "French Bulldog Karma." Sir Craig Porter of the Ronin and Josh Cox also contribute, with Cox offering to bring "Oryx meat" from a local ranch to a future No Agenda meetup.
Sir Dogbert and the Social Security Donation
AJ van Steenbergen, now Sir Dogbert of the SoCal Underverse, donated his first Social Security check to the program. A retired Lieutenant Colonel in the Marines, he expressed gratitude for the show's deconstruction efforts. His donation included requests for sound bites involving Al Sharpton and Yoko Ono, and he was officially "de-douched" by the hosts.
"Sir Upper Decker" from Carlsbad announces that his "Dutch Dominatrix" partner is pregnant with their fourth child, while Marvin Britain of Bellevue, Nebraska, requests a specific sequence of audio clips involving Hillary Clinton and Reverend Manning. The hosts discuss the "human resource" terminology for children and play various requested jingles for their high-tier donors.
Localized Jihadist Narratives and Public Relations
The hosts examine how European media outlets, such as The Telegraph in the Netherlands, localize the ISIS threat by reporting on "hometown" jihadists in high-level positions. Dvorak compares this to an old public relations tactic used at Carlsbad Caverns to get local newspaper coverage. They suggest these stories serve as a "honeypot" to keep the public occupied before elections.
