Topic: De Douched

240 chapters across the catalog

Hose Water
Episode 1849 1:46:43 - 1:57:47

1849: Hose Water

Associate Executive Producer Donations, De-Douching Ceremonies

The hosts continue reading donations from Associate Executive Producers, including Sir Infinitus, Sir Zog of Elwood, and SLC. The segment includes "de-douching" rituals for returning donors and a special "F-Cancer" shout-out for a producer's wife. Donations arrived from international locations including Poland, Australia, and Canada, all wishing Dvorak a speedy return to the microphone.

Thumbstick Flick
Episode 1846 1:56:23 - 2:04:54

1846: Thumbstick Flick

Producer Credits, Sir Robert of Penfield Knighting

Pastor Bob Newell is dubbed "Sir Robert of Penfield" after a $350 donation and a note about his history with IBM 360 punch cards. The segment includes "de-douching" first-time donors and a technical discussion regarding DMARC and SPF record errors in the show's newsletter. Baby-making karma is granted to several producers.

Tokyo Rose
Episode 1820 2:31:33 - 2:42:07

1820: Tokyo Rose

De-douching Ceremonies and Centennial Birthday Wishes

The hosts perform "de-douching" ceremonies for new donors and read a series of handwritten letters. A special 100th birthday wish is sent to a listener's mother, Alberta, and the segment highlights the multi-generational appeal of the program across "flyover country."

Eat The Babies
Episode 1759 2:18:02 - 2:26:48

1759: Eat The Babies

Producer Credits, Vaccine Side Effects, Snooker Commentary

During the producer credit segment, a listener from Germany shared their experience resisting COVID-19 vaccine mandates at work. This is followed by a BBC snooker clip where commentators discussed a player's health struggles and hand tremors following a "jab." The hosts use this to highlight the "normalization" of discussing vaccine side effects in mainstream international media.

AG Barbie
Episode 1756 2:57:06 - 3:01:54

1756: AG Barbie

Final Donor Credits, Boobs Donations, Dutch Producers

The final segment of donor acknowledgments includes "boobs donations" from Scott Castellini and Rick Moorman. Several donors from the Netherlands and Michigan are recognized for their support. The hosts provide final "de-douchings" and thank the "Archdukes" and "Baronesses" of the No Agenda nation for their continued financial participation.

Yippy
Episode 1754 2:10:18 - 2:13:07

1754: Yippy

Birthday Donations and Baby Making Karma

Listeners from Illinois and Florida sent donations to celebrate birthdays and request "baby making karma" for friends expecting their first child. The segment includes the traditional "de-douching" of returning donors and well-wishes for the "No Agenda Nation."

Nurse Injector
Episode 1741 1:59:07 - 2:05:41

1741: Nurse Injector

Producer Donations, Indian Censorship, and De-Douching

Producer Aditya Trimurti from India donated $733.33 and provided a report on the decline of free speech under Prime Minister Narendra Modi. Trimurti criticized the weaponization of government agencies and the scrubbing of critical content from social media. The segment includes several other donations and "de-douching" requests from listeners in Australia and California.

Boomer Mode
Episode 1724 1:51:35 - 1:56:31

1724: Boomer Mode

Executive Producer Donations and De-douching

The hosts read notes from high-tier donors, including "Bad Brad Bruce" and "Charles Mayfield" of Pharaoh Life. A donation from Dalton S. Fisher is used to "de-douche" his father, Scott the Boomer. The segment highlights the financial support that keeps the show running without traditional advertising.

Umpty Ump
Episode 1709 1:55:02 - 1:58:22

1709: Umpty Ump

Sucker Baby Violet, De-Douching and Family Meetups

Baroness Sarah Rupert and her husband Jonathan attended a recent meetup with their daughter Violet, who was famously the show's first "Sucker Baby." Jonathan, a former legacy NPR donor, underwent an official "de-douching" ceremony after switching his support to the podcast. The family expressed gratitude for the shift toward family-friendly meetup locations that allow children to attend.

Umpty Ump
Episode 1709 2:47:04 - 2:49:28

1709: Umpty Ump

Knighthood, Sir Hino and De-Douching

Jordan Hoino was elevated to the rank of "Sir Hino of the Mid Willamette Valley" following a significant donation. Several other listeners from Pittsburgh and Ontario underwent "de-douching" ceremonies. The hosts emphasize that the show provides a "sanity-saving" service for its audience, who in turn provide the financial support necessary to maintain the broadcast.

Joy Boy
Episode 1691 2:54:13 - 3:04:49

1691: Joy Boy

Birthday Donor Roll, International Support and De-douching

A lengthy list of donors from Romania, South Africa, Canada, and the US contribute to the show in honor of Adam Curry's 60th birthday. Notable donors include Rita Harrington, Sir Brian Tobiasen, and Archduke Kevin McLaughlin. The hosts perform "de-douching" ceremonies for new producers and acknowledge the "sexy sixties" milestone.

No Guff
Episode 1684 2:57:46 - 3:10:13

1684: No Guff

Producer Credits, Silver Sharpies, De-douching

A final round of producer donations and "de-douching" requests is processed. The hosts share a "tip of the day" regarding the utility of silver Sharpie markers for labeling electronics. The segment includes numerous anniversary wishes and community shout-outs.

Daddy Long Legs
Episode 1681 1:42:19 - 1:45:38

1681: Daddy Long Legs

Gary Mao Knighting and Job Karma Requests

Gary Mao from Port Hueneme is knighted as "Sir Topo G. Joe, Fister of Nuts" after reaching the $1,000 donation threshold. Several other producers, including Melissa Alvarez and Jeffrey Anton, receive "de-douching" and "job karma" for their families. The segment highlights the personal connections and community support within the No Agenda producer base.

Daddy Long Legs
Episode 1681 2:46:08 - 2:51:14

1681: Daddy Long Legs

Associate Executive Producer Credits and Birthday List

The hosts read the names and locations of producers who donated $50 or more, including Gabriel Dubert, Dustin Wasserman, and the Brand family. Several producers receive "de-douching" and birthday wishes. The segment emphasizes that these contributions, particularly sustaining donations, are essential for the show's continued operation under the Value for Value model.

You-Crane
Episode 1669 1:59:22 - 2:14:23

1669: You-Crane

Executive Producer Credits, Father's Day Donations

A lengthy segment honors executive and associate executive producers who donated in celebration of Father's Day. Notable contributions came from Carlsbad, Missoula, and Columbus, with many producers requesting "de-douching" for friends and family. The segment includes personal stories of loss, recovery from "democide," and professional milestones.

Heavy Tail
Episode 1667 1:56:51 - 2:08:29

1667: Heavy Tail

Executive Producer Credits, Peerage and Job Karma

The hosts read notes from executive and associate executive producers, granting "jobs karma" and performing "de-douching" rituals for listeners' friends and family. New knights and dames are recognized, including Sir Scott the Welder, Blacksmith of the East. The segment reinforces the "value for value" model, thanking those who provide financial support and encouraging others to contribute via sustaining donations or by joining the peerage.

Heavy Tail
Episode 1667 2:53:50 - 2:58:59

1667: Heavy Tail

Listener Donations, Sobriety and African News

The hosts acknowledge a series of $50-$150 donations, including a heartfelt note about the podcast's role in a listener's journey to sobriety. They process various "de-douching" requests and acknowledge a producer from Luanda, Angola. While joking about not using African news, they emphasize the importance of "boots on the ground" reports from around the world to maintain the show's global perspective.

Friendshoring
Episode 1664 1:28:10 - 1:32:55

1664: Friendshoring

Listener Donations, Milo Curtis and Naval Flag Etiquette

Associate Executive Producers Shannon Summers and Milo Curtis contribute to the show, with Curtis providing a "well actually" correction regarding naval flag etiquette. He explains that the church pennant is the only flag authorized to fly above the national ensign during services conducted by naval chaplains at sea. The segment highlights the diverse expertise of the listener base and their role in refining the show's factual accuracy.

Illegal Chants
Episode 1655 2:41:12 - 2:45:07

1655: Illegal Chants

Listener Feedback, Disability in Politics

A listener with cerebral palsy provides feedback on the hosts' criticism of Governor Greg Abbott, agreeing that his use of a wheelchair may shield him from certain political critiques due to "ableism." The segment includes various donor acknowledgments and a discussion on the importance of independent media analysis.