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00:00 Google saving them, keeping them all safe. Safe from bad websites! Feeling the love and light from Gitmo Nation, producers worldwide and broadcasting live from the capital of the drone star state Austin Tejas FEMA region 6 in the morning everybody. I'm Adam Curry And from northern Silicon Valley where i can't find that thing i hit my gong with is really annoying...I'm John C DeVore It's Crackpot & Buzzkill! Oh it's called a hammer? A mallet? A pounder?

00:39 Matt pounder pounders can't find my power is your pounder big big John was your pounder man. That's too bad I like your pounder I got the big giant one, but it's too big and soft. It doesn't really hit the thing with much It's just for the big giant going downstairs as a two-gon household Wow How modern of you yeah to go to gone household to going household very few people are to going households nowadays Used to be the rage in the 20s So today is the first day that I'm on the new MIDI controller for what it's worth. Right, you don't want to crap out? No it didn't crap out no this is part of the upgrade This is a this is part of the whole system yeah agenda upgrade sound upgrade sound upgrade ease-of-use Upgrade and I want to thank the funk brothers for all the work they've done Ethan and Eric Funk

01:37 There's nothing like good software developers the funk brothers. Yeah, there's nothing like software developers who work in You know music and radio software whose last name is Funk. It's just this is a beautiful thing it's ridiculous They developed audio rack suite oh you know I had completely forgotten to tell you I Had we had a dinner on Friday night Oh, is this an Obama-bot dinner? Well... It was a completely different crowd. It wasn't the artist This was the former New York banker it was his wife's birthday Okay And he invited a very small group of eight friends and of course you know Tina and I are included because let's face it You know if you can bring monkey boy from MTV to the dinner its fun

02:29 Oh yeah, you're a celebrity stooge. Everybody needs one in their life! Every dinner party should have the celebrity stooge Now the people who were here... very interesting crowd definitely Obama bots no doubt about it even though I think some of them were extremely wealthy I believe one guy and his wife... Typical of the Democrats, of course. Very very rich. People have been bamboozled about this fact. Yeah exactly but there wasn't a lot of political talk at the table which was nice but when it did come up Trump had to come up in the conversation No no no wow Ted Cruz came up in the conversation Oh Texas connection Well but what's interesting

03:20 There was like a lot of, oh we can't really know. He's talking this means it's gossip Yeah it was gossip Oh yeah but you know and people were very wary of me But they so wanted to say I said You really shouldn't say anything because I can be trusted five minutes later Like well here is what we've heard People want to tell us that I have noticed this over the years If you have an outlet, in other words you have a voice that is public. They will...people that want, they want this information to get out but they know it's wrong. Very wrong! But they tell you because they know you're gonna tell. So here is how that part of the conversation went well yeah I really feel bad about saying this but we are pretty sure that its going to come out any day now that Ted Cruz is having an extramarital affair. Interesting right?

04:18 Well, I mean... Well here's what was interesting about it. It's not unusual! Here's what was interesting so the wife of big-time contractor, I mean like big time contractor building contractor she said you know the way she said it I said you know I think someone said oh that's probably or Adam you probably think that's really hilarious and no actually I find I find that sad if that's true, that his marriage is falling apart. It's not hilarious! Why would it be hilarious? What do people think of you? No it wasn't that... but I get the feeling when this was discussed and heard about this everybody was saying that with some form of glee

04:57 And the woman goes, a young lady I should say. No, really nice people but...I mean, I did call her out. There is especially the Democratic side of the ledger they get a kick out of Republican foibles that involve morality because Republicans present themselves as highly moral. The Republicans themselves see themselves, I believe more if you're gonna take the religious side of it. I think they see themselves as more fallible and so it's never a surprise that some guy at a high level like Ted Cruz would maybe have an affair right? And they would all see it the way you do kind of this is too bad. Well two things...I saw it as sad yes and then I also said well hold on second you say this with some form of glee well yeah he's no he's an extremist

05:47 Like, hold on a second. Back up one second. This guy's very successful... He is a good senator and very successful prosecutor. Nine times in front of the Supreme Court is nothing to sneeze at the number of people that can say that. Very few people who can say that. A dozen maybe? And I said, In addition to that, I don't care who it is even if it's the vermin supreme with the boot on his head If you want to run for president, I give you respect But it went, she said no but he's an extremist. I said you mean extremist like ISIS? Yes yes! Oh okay well then i think we're done here. Please... He's creepy but extremists now I don't think so. I don't think he committed any jihad in the US Senate. That was really the only political speak that was going down but here's what's interesting. Ah found it. What sorry what'd you find

06:40 The hammer. Oh, good. What is that thing called? The hammer thing I don't know but i think it's called a hammer Anyway so im sitting next to this guy And this was I should have mentioned people were there sounds like there were dozens no ten. I said it was eight guests and then the banker's wife It wasn't a birthday didn't get the number, and it was at Jeffries. I mean this is this is the best restaurant in Austin ah So we lived it up teen and I look at each other going like yeah more that wine yeah Yeah, what was the white? I'll get back to you on that. It was a whole...I don't remember. Sorry, sorry. I should have taken the picture. Everybody's this way! Excuse me? Let me take a picture of that bottle of wine you just ordered so i can tell my friend about it So I'm sitting next to this guy, nice guy and everybody in this group had moved to Austin from somewhere else and of course a lot of them were New Yorkers some

07:39 He wanted to from California and I'm sitting like this guy and the way the banker introduced me. I don't understand why he did that, but he's like oh hey no meet Adam you know? You like guns meet Adam what the fuck is that? What are you talking about well you get paid in guns! I said what are you talking about just because at one point so we had one of our knights had New Yorker right yeah Of course of course really Well he's the first to say i'm a pinko liberal from New York fine So this guy next to me, I thought it was an awkward introduction. And what do you do? Yeah baseball sports and like oh god. Because he seemed like a nice guy but...and actually caught myself in the middle of saying what I despise people will say to me MTV yeah i don't know anything about their music I don't care about videos or anything and I said I don't know anything about sports I'm sorry man that was stupid thing to say What do you do? You know just talking

08:36 And I'm in Austin and I'm coaching a little bit of baseball. Oh, Little League? He's like no no, do some other stuff Are you familiar with Darryl May? Who? Darryl May Dameron is he a baseball player? I would say it was the starting picture for the New York Yankees Darryl May is the starting pitcher for the Yankee's No he left, he was the starting pitcher Was this Darryl May? Darryl May The guy that you were sitting next to? And I'm like you coach Little League I didn't know. I didn't really know until I got home yet to look him up. He must have felt like an idiot was very kind about it, but you know what? It's not a big deal this guy is. You're not his sports fan. You don't know anything about it. Why would you? I didn't even recognize his name. But I think that wasn't Yankee fan if you were a Yankee fan. It was an epic fail

09:36 It was okay that didn't know who he was when I said, oh what do you do coach Little League? He's like no. No not really Didn't say I'm Daryl May, you know left-handed or was it GM? I'm the famous New York Yankees left hander starting pitcher You should have got his autograph Oh yeah Hey now that I don't care about sports but I know your famous can have your autograph Nice fabric Oh man, I felt like such a dick. That was hilarious So it doesn't sound like a productive in terms of the show did no No, no, what's that? Looks like that. It says want to let you know but failed in front of Darryl May Darryl strawberry, I might have recognized but Daryl, I don't know Darryl may yeah only from the cocaine Strawberry yeah, well I wasn't on New York radio during this

10:30 Strawberry days. Oh, he was one of the best players ever it was very good Yeah And but he's buddy you know I did he just quit He was a starting pitcher plus paid for the Yankees. Uh, it's a couple of years ago. It's gotta be years ago seven eight years ago I think no no 43 so it has to be a while ago. I think maybe 23. Yeah he wasn't very successful as 20 if you were if it's like a sports fan who here's what I should have said yes there's a bunch of guys out there and Bill Ziff by the way was one of these

11:07 Photographic memory for statistics. Oh, geez yeah now his was all basketball stats But it's if you but there are guys with baseball stats and so you sit next to this guy And you'd go Darryl May Yankees How do you feel about having a horrible record of 26 and 43 with 5.16 earned run average? That sucks! I would never say that, even if I knew though that information. Uh oh... am i wrong?! I just needed to get out of there He actually spent four seasons in Japan. I know, I know! Now that would be worth talking about what's it like playing on a Japanese baseball team? If i had known I would have brought it up because Japan did come up in the conversation with the Hanshin Tigers and the Mori Giants. Well guess what here's the good news

12:01 We're now connected so the next time I see him. I'll throw a whole bunch of stats at him Don't know this dad's and his dads are embarrassed hey, why do you suck? But he seems that's kind of interesting out totally So did they really have small equipment The only question what's it like in the locker room what else do we need to know really Anyway onward yes, so we had a couple things happen this week obviously the And we saw it happen when Trump quit the debates and went off to... Now, what were the final numbers? What were the ratings numbers? The overnights were a little unclear. Fox numbers. The fox numbers were 11-12 million which was down from 25 or whatever it was for some people. Well but the previous debate was already less than that wasn't it? The previous one was actually the lowest. Yeah yeah. So its been falling off so you can't really tell. It's maybe trending down and Trump got four

12:57 He wasn't even scheduled anywhere, but he somehow got four. But now a moment I was screaming at the television CNN cut to it live MSNBC cut to it live but it was during Rachel's show and so the minute he was... And then I wound up watching the whole thing on C-SPAN It was pretty good little appearance he did. It wasn't a lot of I'm gonna make America great again You know, there truly was a lot going on for the wounded warrior and veterans. It was great he had his friends coming up on stage like here's Shifty LeVar Swifty whatever his name is oh and got big sunglasses on yeah give it a million dollars yeah million dollars today yes all good I don't like talking like my friend Trump here but you know i'll give you a million dollars

13:47 It was actually Trump apparently called them about 20 people and got his six million dollars before it even happened. I have a Chuck Todd clip listen to how Chuck Todd explains the difference between the Trump event and The debate because he went back and forth between two venues. It had a rock concert atmosphere All right, there are because you know Chuck Todd is mr. Rock and roll obviously There is this I've been a lot of Trump events now And if there's always this same feeling but particularly when it's on a college campus see if people that Want to just see the show some don't like Trump some love Trump But it is sort of like this rock concert feel that has dedicated groups I think fish concert or deadheads and things like that Wow so relevant

14:29 I'm thinking this is like a fish concert, man. This is really dynamite Yeah was the real rock and roll last concert? I went to was fish concert or deadhead said I'm a dead head things like that I'd give Trump had Oh Trump had Wow Chuck Todd good one Trump bed teasing was just how much energy and excitement with it Drake right on the outside everybody's freezing And then you came here to the debate and it was just so Proper I don't have to put it. It was fine, but there was just you know I had to borrow a phrase it was low energy He's even using Trump bits now Trump is a Low-energy week is weak he's weak. He's weak

15:15 Well, they had this there was an interesting thing I was watching the three by threes again and they it was interesting how they dealt with this situation. The CBS guys of course slammed- I'm sorry is this an official 3x3 report we're doing or? Okay yes. And now it's time for 3x3 You may sing along Experiment 5JCD Comparing stories from ABC, CBS & NBC Never ending 3x3 The never-ending 3x3 week 52 now CBS hates Trump, no doubt about it. I'll say and just as an example of CBS hating Trump they well they did their analysis of the whole thing contrasted with ABC and i don't know if I clipped the ABC one but I don't want to play them both because they're too long but uh... ABC did a an analysis you know what's due these are updates in that election cycle but let's listen today the eight the CBS which is I believe

16:19 a hit piece. Yes, Trump debates CBS hit piece would be the title. Yes. In South Carolina last night Donald Trump played up his counter-programming move against the Fox debate from here where do I go? Iowa! What am i going to do there who the hell knows we're gonna raise you know what we're gonna do we're gonna raise a lot of money for the vets that's what Fox News scrambled to pull Trump back on the debate stage, using Bill O'Reilly to plead its case. Forgive, go forward, answer the questions, look out for the folks just want you to consider it The Trump campaign has not said what veterans groups would benefit from his event tonight but some have said thanks but no thanks

17:04 Peter Kaufman is with the progressive vote vets org Veterans are not a political prop that they can just trot out and exploit because they don't want to They don't want to answer tough questions Trump's top competitor in Iowa Ted Cruz ridiculed the GOP frontrunner He doesn't want to answer questions from the men and women of Iowa about how his record doesn't match Chris Christie faulted Trump's hair trigger temper. This is a few days before the caucus and the candidate who is leading in some of the polls decides, in a snit not to come. That's not respectful it certainly not. What is this snit? Snit! What is this snit? Snit! Snit is dumb

17:47 What a joke. Come on, Chris. The snitch like having a fit that's not respectful is certainly not presidential. Rand Paul has clashed with Trump before I'd say that he's already hedging his bets because he's used to buying politicians while I've given him plenty of money. He predicted more time tonight to discuss shrinking the size of government. I'm concerned about the debt. I'm concerned about borrowing a million dollars every minute and I'm concerned about the government leaving us alone. Bush running in the back of the pack here still clings to hope Can Jeb Bush be a surprise story here on caucus night? Yes, since the expectations are so low.

18:24 Is he grabbing a little bit of humor all of the sudden, our boy Jeb? Yes since the expectations are so low. Well you have succeeded there governor Mission accomplished Wow and he brings that in the big fail of his brother He's gonna use mission accomplished as is pay off what a dick it was I liked it So we have what there was a couple things that happened that were interesting got 30 more seconds You've you got 30 more seconds want to play the whole thing up. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah play it out Mission accomplished Rumors have run wild all day about a possible last-minute truce, but truce between Fox and Trump. Scott moments ago Trump's campaign manager told us quote Mr.. Trump is not participating in the Fox News debate seems clear major Garrett Thanks very much CBS news by the way will be carrying tonight's trump event on our 24 hour

19:23 digital news service CBSN. It's available on all devices at cbsnews.com. CBS News dot com. They're on the bandwagon! Yes, CBSNews dot com I'm hearing a lot of noise... it's not even noise but the way the networks are talking about Trump i felt to change did you feel this in your three by three analysis? I felt it was a softening. The CBS report was a hit piece, but they softened the ability to plug their own show... I agree. Now we almost have to go into Wounded Warriors from this, but do you want to wait for that? You didn't let me answer the question. No. I don't think there's a massive change. I think there is just a softening. Yeah, a softening, but shift. There is a shift. I felt the shift. I didn't feel a shift necessarily by

20:15 Maybe since I've been following it so closely. It may have snuck past me because you would you have small little changes Yeah, cuz I'm definitely not hearing that there's a clown Chuck Todd did chalked up Chuck Todd's report is bright there as proof yeah The word what happens and I think the thing about The New York Times And I think I have A New York Times clip here Clinton was endorsed by the New York Times editorial board today and called her one of the most qualified candidates in modern history. Sanders, the paper said...

20:56 She's not one of the most qualified in recent history. I would say George HW Bush would be, and I think her husband Bill is more qualified. He was a governor for very long time and he knew how to govern...I've been hearing two things about Clinton. She's the most qualified. Van Jones had a couple of things to say about it. That guy is nuts about her now! Now? Well, it's gotten worse He said, and I have it. I tried to find it but lost it. I did get one Van Jones clip but it was essentially... Let's finish the New York Times. We've still got some seconds on this.

21:36 The paper said has brought important issues to the forefront like income inequality, but does not possess Clinton's experience Jim. Ah the experience What experience? I don't know He's been a senator forever and he's been in government most of his life. He's got more experience than she does What did she do what's her experience wife? Phony a senator who didn't do anything much like Obama and then Secretary of State have screwed up the world Yeah That's that the kind of experience they're looking for so van jones is on don lemon yeah and i have the clip if you wanted to play it but I'll explain what happened because we can skip it. Oh wow this my two favorite people well here let me explain what happens Van Jones is great, is a long thing right? I have only a piece... Now Van Jones was president Obama's green

22:26 Are and then he got didn't get kicked out didn't he said something was some controversy, and you gotta have to leave He's a communist and somebody pointed it out. And so they kicked him out there you go But now he's a political you know yeah So he comes on and he's bitching and moaning about Trump. And it was expected that we take people from the reality world, the reality TV world, then bring them over to the real world but he brought everyone over to his world! Everybody is now in a reality point! Oh no! He goes on and on... and you can hear Don trying to come in because

23:05 because clinton's do or not then but trump is doing something he's on stage right he's got a status of don lemon cuts off and joan television we're now living centers donald trump reality tv show and we can't get out of it and so i think that uh... you describe for us to him you know understand in some ways that Politics has always had an entertainment component to it, but this is just gone so far away from what you would ordinarily expect. It used to be done and you remember these days I don't know a couple years ago where a politician would fight to get on the debate stage because they wanted to engage the public This is the first time in American history that a politician said I'm not going to debate and got more attention than everybody else combined

23:54 something terribly wrong with the system. Stand by, I just want to check in for a moment Donald Trump looks like he's leaving the stage and the music is saying something You know, they're singing him off. Adele rolling in the deep so I think he's probably gonna go over to the spin room Ryan and you know to Ben Jones this point we can talk about a spin or whatever but has he fired two... Has he fired the Republican Party? Is he fired Fox News? He is in a war zone Alright, goodbye Van. Whatever Van Jones was saying... Goodbye Van! ...Don Lemon was already all in He's gone that was good. He's gone he's into the reality of using the term fired and I'm watching this take place and Van Jones is killed his segment was off And they had some new little talking head in the box perfect, and I'm thinking what is van jones? Thinking to himself when this happened though

24:51 What happens is this is what you, this is live television. It's how it goes and don't take it personally Van we love you man talk to you next week now O'Reilly was apparently assigned I think O'Reilly and I was switching back and forth And he was on, so the Trump thing everyone's live on the Trump thing. I have to say Rachel Manno but you know after the first 15 minutes and they came back to her she was rolling her eyes going well we're not gonna stay with this all night really really childish really childish She was funny, I saw that too. But then I saw O'Reilly and he had the split screen and he had the debate of course on the split screen... And he looks pissed! He just looked mad. Well, I'm glad you brought that up because on Thursday before... During the day they brought Trump back onto The O'Reilly Show and I believe the following if you listen to this O'Reilly, this is the clip where it says Trump-O'Reilly

25:52 If I, if my interpretation is correct and you can kind of hear it in O'Reilly's voice. O'Reilly is having a feud with Megyn Kelly. Oh for sure he's pissed off that they didn't have him on the show. He never got to be a questioner or anything like that. The controversies on Fox are supposed to be with him. That's his problem Now, O'Reilly I believe was, since he's a blowhard of sorts. An entertaining one! He came out and pretty sure he told the executives, I can get Trump back Oh. Turn it over to me. Ah, okay. I'll get him back. Step aside boys! Yeah let me show you how it's done. Let me show you how we do this So he does this thing with Trump and one of the rare things with Trump where Trump is on a split screen with Trump but Trump is on video normally he does all his stuff on audio and you know over the phone which is insulting to the interview if you don't have too there's no reason for him to do that No

26:51 And you could see it in Trump's eyes that he can understand that O'Reilly was trying to work him. He was trying to work him, and then...and he wasn't going to get worked, he wasn't getting sold, he made his mind up. So he showed the kind of sales resistance it was absolute That got O'Reilly actually aggravated and the last part of this clip you can hear it in O'Reilly's voice. He is like not getting Trump to go along with the program, he is going to be embarrassed Megan is gonna be on him Oh! You said that you could do this and you couldn't And he just knew that was his last ditch to try save the situation and he couldn't do it. And believe me folks

27:38 This is exactly how it works in television land. This is exactly how it works! In your Christian faith, there is a very significant tenet and that's the tenet of forgiveness Don't you think that's the right thing to do? It probably is, but you know it's called an eye for an eye I guess also. You can look at it that way. No no no! That's Old Testament! Bill! No no no no! If you're the Christian the eye for the eye... Wait a minute that was his approach? His approach was to call Donald Trump out based on religion?! He- he- I believe he knew that Trump is kind of a lightweight religions guy. He's not religious. No. He's like Sanders

28:18 And so, but he likes to portray himself as such. So he thought... I believe this is what I'm thinking as somebody who has some clue about sales And I believe he thought he could leverage that by kind of embarrassing him. If you were a Christian, you'd do this and so he figured Trump would have to duck the wonder. That's very short-sighted of O'Reilly. That's not the way... I thought it was very poorly executed but it's called an eye for an eye also. You can look at it that way too probably. No no no! That's Old Testament. Bill, if you're the Christian, the eye for the eye goes out Here's what it is. Turn any of the- Bill, let me tell you're taking this much more seriously than I am. Excellent Yeah and now go to the part two where this is the desperation Alright think about it say look I might come back forgive

29:11 Go forward, answer the questions. Look out for the folks." Well even though you and I had an agreement that you wouldn't ask me that which we did... I will therefore forget that you asked me that because I told you up front don't ask me that question because it's an embarrassing question to you. And of course i'm not going to listen but i'm not gonna listen to anybody. Ohhhh.... It was chilly. It is wonderful to see that Trump has now successfully alienated the left and the right. Yes, he's alienated everybody but the public! Except the public exactly

29:50 Except the public, the public. And there was a... I tried to clip something but it was just too long and nothing really good enough but they put in the show notes of C-SPAN call in you know their call in show and it didn't matter what line they were picking up It was one after another yeah Trump now whether that is his ground game or people we can get our producers to call in on C-SPAN so he's clearly got some mastery And the public... I think what you're gonna see is, now going back to the New York Times thing when they endorsed Hillary. They did that for one reason from my perspective. They're afraid of her. Hell yeah! They know that if they don't endorse her and she gets in

30:32 she's going to be trouble. Sanders won't be, so if he gets in and they didn't endorse him... So what? He got in. Just on the public loving Trump I don't know if this is the way it happened Trump landed his plane It was all coordinated I think it must have been you know seven o'clock on the dot whatever No, a little bit earlier than that. And they actually break the news to Trump is arriving and his plane is... They've lit it on the tarmac John. They've put lights out. It's beautiful. Nice! Beautiful. And they have a little podium he's got the red carpet stairs coming out of the plane so 757 is a great plane and you know gets up there and says wow I didn't expect all these people here. I was going to get off the plane and go we have about five or six stops

31:25 And I see this kind of a crowd, so we have to... We can't just leave you flat. Right? We gotta talk for our little while Yeah and he does something that always works! I know this from my own experience It always works By the way do any- Do we have like young kids here Like 10 years old Okay, let's do this. I have a little bit of an idea we'll have it look at that handsome guy I haven't why don't we put them over here and will let them but without their parents? We'll let them run through the plane does that sound good So let's get a little group together. We'll get some groups who are running through That's like the helicopter rides remember yeah The kids go run through to play no way

32:07 No wonder people like this guy. Come on, how simple do you have to see things? This is so obvious and people love the guy except... Well you're gonna see Fox never liked Trump to begin with they let's thing at the very beginning of the first debate proved it right and the guy who does the poll the polls yeah the pollster he's now you can't trust him I know somebody tweeted something i mentioned this And he's not trustworthy. And now you're gonna see O'Reilly, who has been kind of on the fence because he is objective and neither right nor left or whatever he likes to say He is going to start going after Trump because he really sees himself as a head-hopper One of those people that can make and break ya! And he's gonna go after Trump and regret it

32:57 It's going to be a while because Trump doesn't like the idea of slamming guys like he knows, a fellow traveler guy who is nasty. Yeah and O'Reilly is very nasty and he doesn't want to get into it with him but he's going to have to at some point cause O'Reilly is gonna start to go after him Now I wanna talk about the wounded warriors for a moment before we move away from Trump But we have the same clip by sawing in your list and I'm like ah! We had the same clip Okay This is their out Yeah, this is... I also want to say that I received an email from the public relations director of Wounded Warrior Project. Okay? You want me to read it? Yeah! Because a lot of things happened with our conversation about... Yes, so we got sent to those guys and they listened to us Well there's a couple of things Some people were... I got a lot of military pushback

33:55 from people in the military, and you know these are people who send me encrypted messages. Wisely? Yes and they really really don't like Wounded Warrior Project at all and I do have some theories about it first Adam & John sorry i couldn't find john's email address this is from Joanne Freed the public relations director yeah I appreciate the segment you did on wounded warrior project your segment helped put smiles on our faces just when we needed it most Thank you for noticing how shameful the reporting was by CBS. We wish more people had your take and we definitely need this type of support! It's amazing how CBS with a few voiceovers and dramatization can cause such a media frenzy, the story did not do the veteran population any good." Don't know if you happen to see the 35 second video clip we posted on CBS

34:42 about, it should have been about CBS. I wanted to share with you the stance you took on why this is...this segment came out-came about with such a harsh lashing out our organization definitely makes sense especially after you watch this clip! So here's the clip uh...I guess...uh...here it is. I enhanced this one a little bit but I'm sure its the same clip so and this is at the end of the interview so CBS did an interview with the CEO that guy on the horse he was not his horse in the interview who came in with a segue and at the very end, I've seen this happen so many times. I have never done this because it's a chicken shit thing to do and it shows you how pathetic CBS is. This isn't the letter? This is me! We're done with the letter! No... This is Chip Reid who did the interview and he said that the interview was done and then he just thanking the CEO who we just excoriated with A-hole questions and then he does this

35:42 All right, I think we're good. I'd much rather be doing just a happy story about Mets but...I do love telling these stories when they're great in fact i have a whole file full of stories Wounded Warrior Projects stories that I have I've been pitching over time and haven't gotten, but anyway. So what he's saying is, you know, Hey man, you know, sorry to ask these questions, you know? But I love doing it when the things are good about vets. I have a whole file of stories that I've pitched that are positive but they just won't do it and then he ends with... Anyway! When I got a job, You gotta job. When I gotta job, You gotta job What's your job then? To be in A-hole?! Unbelievable Where did you get that??

36:29 From the woman who from the oh is that that was oh jeez. That's a very embarrassing thing to have recorded You don't have that you that's not the clip you have no, not at all really No I have a clip that is CBS because there wasn't III what? Maybe can read a couple of the notes from the vets But whether or not this, we're not saying this. I have it let's discuss that in a moment. I want to hear your clip and then i have a theory about Wounded Warrior Project. I did more work after this but my clip also entails the follow-up you just heard sorry hold it yeah sorry my as you know we did a whole thing uh we played a lot of the CBS hit piece which was weak it was poorly done It was using some crazy is making

37:16 the audience excitable about a guy driving a Segway as though that's some sort of motive and a five dollar per head bar tab. And a $5 per head bar tab. It's an outrage, I tell you! Outrageous and so it was weak it was weak so here is how CBS gets out of it. You just heard Donald Trump mention our CBS News investigation of the Wounded Warrior project which exposed lavish spending for parties and conventions well today Charity Navigator, a national evaluator of charities put WWP on its watch list

37:53 Yeah, yeah. They're on the watch list with everybody that's a charity except the Clinton Foundation! Oh gee... they're not on the watch list? You can go to this watch list. The watch list is everybody, common cause... Here's just the Cs if I just started reading the Cs. Care! Child Health, Child Leukemia Foundation, Christian Advocates Serving Evangelism City of Harvest, City of Hope Common Cause, Common Cause Educational Fund Conservation Fund Concord Coalition, it goes on... Cousteau Society Covenant house it goes on and on and on this if they watch everybody And then they grade them all then they did what they just put them on the watch list recently like Just now, and then they gave him an immediate grade of a C Which wasn't enough because there's plenty of veterans organizations that charity watch has rated as F. Okay? I want to give you my opinion on this based upon a Tina and I did a lot of research yesterday about

38:55 One of the many things we share in common is our love for Form 990. She works at a non-profit, so I said you could really help...I'd love your opinion on this organization and so she went through the full nine...she took couple hours to go through the whole website and here's what she came back with. First The idea of huge salaries, which always comes up. Same with Planned Parenthood although we don't really complain that much about the $600k Miss... What's her name? Richard's miss Cecile Richards is making. Cecile, the CEO of Wounded Warrior Project makes $475k but when you have an organization of this size that is not a crazy number if you want professionals running the business but I said I got a lot of pushback people saying these guys are corrupt they outsource things to family members which they need to disclose if that's true... You can do that we have to disclose it on your form 990 is not there

39:58 It's very complicated to understand from the website what exactly their goal is, although it's to help vets—wounded warriors specifically—reintegrate. Help them get jobs and help them with financial stability. What's complicated from their communication is they say that they helped 8000 families...it's now more 16 thousand families and about 80 thousand wounded warriors But we don't know, they do not explain exactly what success is. I think it's different based upon each case but they also don't say if that's unique 80 thousand or if they help those eighty thousand they get help multiple ways the same person getting helped multiple ways and then

40:46 If you read enough, and I did a lot of research. There's a lot of complaining about Wounded Warrior Projects and usually it's like well we're small non-profit and we had...we're called Helping Wounded Warriors and we have a logo that looks nothing like theirs but its black and white and its one guy helping the other and they sued us! And, you know, this is what big organizations do particularly when it comes to your trademark and your copyright. So they have to defend that vigorously but it pisses people off. The World Wildlife Federation... Oh! They're the worst. ...sued the World Wrestling Federation and had a... Copywriting team. ..and they won against them. The World Wrestling Federation which now WWE... Yeah but you have to understand the problem comes in

41:30 When that is so then another example veteran wrote a book and then he was invited to come speak at one of their big Big rallies, and they had like a marketplace with stands And you can buy and another complaint is that they all of their The stuff. They send to veterans is only sourced through Under Armour You know like oh, there's money sticking everywhere this that's the continuous complaint And so one of these vets had written the book and he says, hey since I'm at the event anyway can I set up a little booth and sell my book? And they said no. For a number of reasons I can understand why they said that but what happens...and I think that Wounded Warrior Project it started only 12 years old to go from zero to $375 million in twelve years is astronomical

42:18 And they have so much money, a hundred million of it is invested just in stocks and bonds to have a reserve. And then you get all the typical noise well they're only spending 60% on veterans etc... The problem you get with this concept is if you're a veteran, if you were wounded and you somehow did not get any help. You're pissed off not just because you didn't get help and it's very difficult for anyone... look the government, the Veterans Administration can even help everybody then you look at their commercials and they're banners and of course now that we've been surfing around every page shows a Wounded Warrior Project banner for me

43:02 Then you're pissed off that your wounds and your brothers and sisters who have been wounded are being, in your view abused by this organization who has so much money. And you're not getting it they're getting it. The premise of a large veterans organization, I think is flawed. I don't think it will ever work unless you can guarantee you help every single person. 300 million's not enough to do much action? Of course not! We have 21 million veterans in the United States—not all are wounded

43:41 Although I would say most are affected in some way. I mean, I'm glad the PR woman sent you this little note and but i will say that and I'm not going to blame her But there's a lot of...I believe this is a public relations problem It's they had for example And outside the one thing you mentioned because I've done a lot of speeches to large organizations and in much bigger companies than Wounded Warriors, and they all always not only invite you but encourage you to bring some books and sell them at a little table outside your speech afterwards. I never do it."

44:19 Because it's like I'm gonna lug in the outside. It's sad that makes you look at the grades actually It it, I've seen guys do it. It's not sad at all That's actually kind of interesting because you get to meet the guy and sign a book And it's not a big it's not that bad In fact a lot of people would like to do it and they make a lot of money lower than you make like thousand dollars selling books in the little table in cash and It's not...so if somebody requests that, it seems to me you just let them do it because everybody lets you do it. Everybody sometimes encourages that they want you to do it because this is good for them." So this is the kind of little errors. These are mistakes. And this happens when you have...because, you know, the people who are all upper management, not the top but, you know, the VPs, they're all making $200,000 a year.

45:13 It's a big organization, they got big organization people in and they are trained to protect things. And not necessarily to think about what the longer term results could be but I remain that smaller groups of small pieces and bits and pieces who do things Very good, very hard to do this on this kind of scale. You're gonna get people who are pissed off and the people who don't like Wounded Warrior Project I respect a lot And if they're really pissed off you know I take that seriously But i have not been able to find any real hardcore horrible accusation Except for PR fracases and things that could have been handled better. And you have to understand that the premise of an organization that helps wounded warriors, if it's not helping every single one of them, you're going to have a lot of unhappy people! It is impossible to do it. You need two billion dollars... To start?

46:10 So I think all help is good help, but you're always going to get these kinds of pushback from people. I understand it! What's interesting is if you listen to the report with Scott Pelley talking about how they are on the watch list at Charity Watch which everyone's on their watch list But they played again by the way that was chicken shit reporting. Oh totally! To do that but they also premised it with Donald Trump mentioned because somebody at CBS asked Trump in an interview Where's this money going? Where is all this vet money going that you... Well, he said they looked at the ten organizations and they had spread it out. They looked at a bunch and they said... And the guy specifically said what about wounded warriors? And Trump says we're not gonna do wounded warriors because of that CBS report Oh I didn't hear him say oh that's great

47:00 And so that kind of pulled the rug out from under the CBS thing. So then you got this thing with Scott Pelley where he references Trump and then says they're on the watch list, and then they drop it. It's dropped! Yeah this is CBS. CBS is...of the three networks- They hate the veterans man! The CBS hates Trump. This is the group that has Major Garrett Who really hates Trump? And this stems from a very, or I've pointed this out in another show. This stems from one of the first encounters on the campaign trail very early on when Trump was on the front page of The New York Daily News as a clown and Major Garrett ran into him and Major Garrett asked him something and Trump says if you were a good journalist you wouldn't ask a question like that and insulted it. Insulted Major Garrett and walked

47:56 Turned his back on him and walked, just walked off. And I think Major Garrett should be taken off the Trump beat because he is got a bone to pick and he's doing his best you know give Trump a bad time but he is just should be taken of this beat immediately It's like that turd girl whatever her name is on NBC. Turr, Turr, Kristy Turr Turr. I don't know why turd comes up, it just sounds... So Christie said she had the Trump beat solely at the beginning and she got into a beef with Trump and he just gave her nothing but grief for being incompetent

48:37 And she started going after him. I mean, I don't know why he does this but they should...if these operations are legit they say okay you insulted the reporter the reporters got to be taken off the beat it's just that simple yeah i mean you could leave them on if you just want to get after the guy but you're not supposed to do that If the guy insults the reporter the reporter has done is done Yeah! I have only two clips from the actual debate no actually only one clip I have two. I have the end of Kasich As far as I'm concerned, Kasich who you know. I like that he's still up there and he has a like his strategy is simple and he repeats it over and over again. I did this in Ohio. I can do I can scale it up from America. Yeah yeah well that's no that's his theme but when he laid into this topic be disqualified disqualified himself for any any office representing the citizens of the United States as far as I'm concerned. You appear to back

49:37 in another debate, a so-called backdoor to encrypted cell phone technology which protects most smartphones that we all have from hacking and it includes our phones and also protects the cellphones of the terrorists. Now the tech companies in a group of MIT scientists smart guys right? Smart guys! If they create a way for the FBI to have a back door into our encrypted communications then the bad guy's will exploit too and they say that this is going cause more security problems than would solve He watches too much television. No, no, no...

50:31 You are a covert A-hole is what you are. Some of this, oh we'll take care of it and fix in the back and won't tell the American public that were gonna have back doors Sorry Kasich No more, your gone That was really really lame Huh Really lame Yeah that was bad Bill was out on the campaign trail Yes And I think we have an early warning signs Oh Of his health Okay. Listen to him shilling for Hillary Who will do the most to make you a part of the future that the president painted in the state of the union? How are we gonna do it and who's the best changemaker to do it It's not close, Hillary is the best changemaker I don't know did you hear at the beginning of that Did you hear how- You sure that wasn't a recording problem No! That was him he slurred He's straining to get the words out listen Who will do the most to make you apart

51:31 I can't believe this. Yeah, that's... I took it straight. No, you're using an old tape recorder or something. It's fluctuating! I made the clip myself! Who will do the most to break you apart? That's terrible! You gotta ISO that! Just a who will do the most...? Yeah. I should probably do that, let's see how far we want to go with it. Who will do the most to make you a part of the future that the president painted in the state of the union? Just who will do the most is probably the best part isn't it? Yeah, this race has really fallen apart That's the best part where he is really falling apart. Yeah, we like that! That's terrible I've been listening to some of these things and i never caught that Let's go back to the debate because they do have a couple clips that are interesting Well im just finishing up this ISO for you

52:16 I'm just gonna do who will be, who will do the most right? Yeah that's all you want. That's dynamite! Hold on save selection and we save the selection as Bill... Okay play it out. Bill Who Will Do The Most This is an end of show stuff man i gotta do this right hold on seven five okay alright okay We have successfully created the ISO And here it is WHO WILL DO THE MOST! Who will do the most! Why do we do this? Because it's hilarious, that's why. Poor Bill. So I caught a little bitty thing that I think we're going to start to watch for and this was during the debate when Bush and Rubio went at each other... And play this clip and i'll tell you what the gimmick is.

53:12 So, okay. This is historical stuff with these guys. Yeah play it again Okay, because he used to support a path to citizenship. Did you well but you changed? Okay, so this was an exchange that Bush won But what was interesting here and I think you're gonna start to see this would bush did somebody this was a consultant that came up With this hmm using the word Marco Was a diminutive So did you, Marco? Ah yes. Remember when Sarah Palin went up there to talk to do the debate with Joe Lynch? Yeah can I call ya Joe? She asked him specifically if she could call him Joe because it's disrespectful to use people's first names in these environments Correct so he is using...she is just using Marco as though he was a little boy

54:00 And it was done that way too, with an arrogance. It said so did you Marco! Yeah well he doesn't like him We're going to see more of the use of... Senator, it should be senator which is what you call... It should be. Yeah, it should be yeah. Senator Rubio That's not right senator as what he should say I agree that's not right Marco is an insult and this is going to be used more and more because Marco Rubio I don't think noticed it but he may have but He's too inexperienced I think He's inexperienced? Yes He's a kid Now, meanwhile we have all the stuff going on with new emails from Hillary. I went back and she's been very consistent, very smart this way but I did not send or receive any emails marked! Marked!

54:52 Although I believe that technically she has the responsibility not to do that. Well, there's also a discussion that they never are marked per se in the email or in an exchange it's just you're supposed to know But there's, now remember it is the FBI who was investigating Hillary Clinton for her emails and improprieties. We don't really even know what the investigation is but we do know who runs the FBI that is the long-term banking Republican known as Jim Comey And you just gotta think that he's probably making a little bit of trouble. And it's great when these things leak out and I love listening to the Morning Joe dudes, and Mika because they like to be kind of elitist and let it slip out what people are talking about and what people aren't talking about It is disgustingly elitist the way they do this

55:47 As particularly Joe Scarborough saying I know something we all know about it, but you know We don't really talk about I'm gonna let a little bit out and in fact screw you Scarborough. Hey Mark He's on with mark Halperin. It's from a network executive High up at another network that we all know that asked her first of all What are you doing talking to another Network executive high-up? You don't like our station anymore That's what I'd say. What are you doing? Hey Scarborough, what are you doing at work that we all know is that a party? Maybe maybe you don't work executive high up in another network that we all know that asked When we were going to start talking about Why most of us around this table or hearing from multiple sources and I'm sure you are too But now he's discussing a collusion in the news business

56:38 Hey, when are you guys going to start reporting on that thing we all know about? This is playing into the basic public suspicion. Somewhat based on truth by the way... That the news media go around and hang out at bars and they drink and discuss things and collude! Yeah, that's exactly what's happening Most of us around kind of bringing it he's given a soft landing on this very When we were going to start talking about what? most of us around this table or I love that really, I'm really careful with my words hearing from multiple sources and i'm sure you are too

57:22 that the Hillary Clinton investigation of the FBI is far more progressed and we're hearing it, Meika and I have been hearing it from the top officials in the Obama administration for actually several months now. And we can't go to a meeting in Washington where we don't hear this. I'm sure you're hearing the same thing." Do you think Joe and Meeka take meetings in Washington? Hey, we want to have a meeting about you. I doubt it too. We don't hear that. I'm sure you're hearing the same thing What what is what? What are your all of our sources are high up for telling us and Nicole was hearing the same thing that this investigations far more advanced than then we The public knows what are you hearing? Yeah

58:05 Well, there are three things that people are keying off of I think Jeff first of all There a lot of chatter amongst FBI agents many of whom have never been big fans of the Clintons But she's and we've talked about this a lot. They do not let especially Hillary Do not like her And we have from inside We don't know if those people are still working there but the Secret Service always said they're not FBI but the Secret Service always said we won't let her win We won't let her win.

58:51 I like it. So that's what we can look forward to, we're now waiting for the indictment this is interesting. Undermine confidence in some Democrats and the notion of going forward with Secretary Clinton and the last thing is there are some people in the White House who are starting to talk about this It's not clear to me whether they know what's happening or there's just their intuition but the body language among some Obama administration officials is This is more serious And something's gonna happen again The timing of it could be if not cataclysmic pretty bad for Secretary Clinton Yep. Well, maybe this invites all kinds of speculation about what could be done to change the news cycle so Clinton can get through this? Well also I saw Elizabeth Warren- And you may have caught it with that little ISO clip you made. Bill!

59:41 Yeah, exactly. Play it again. No I just played it hold on a second play it again. I can do it! I'm good I'm getting there. I got it Who will do the most? I got it. I nailed it Yeah, you-you've got All I need is 30 years and a shaky hand And then I can be Bill God It's terrible The chatroom feels he's channeling Elvis and I think there's something to it Oh! That's a good catch, my friend Who will be the most We're gonna win this race Who will do the most Come on boys let's go to the big kahuna Who will do the most? Yeah good alright I'm done Tourettes

1:00:37 It helps. Yeah, so Elizabeth Warren... let me see if I can find her. She tweeted something that-I got a number of retweets even from it. You're gonna start lowering her odds? I think the odds are 201 right now for her to run or win. To win! If she runs she wins There is no doubt in my mind, if she runs she wins. Republicans and Democrats will all vote for her She has Bernie Sanders and Trump rolled into one without the annoyances And she seems reasonable and she's full of crap

1:01:13 Just what we need in America. That's for a president call you know she was the one who did the big Investigation of the woman to people that keep robo calls oh, yeah Robo called she didn't do anything She did nothing so I get this robocall it's come twice And I got my recording put on the show if I can catch it comes on says hello Are you Mimi Smith Dvorak? If you're Mimi Smith Dvorak, press one. If you're not Mimi Smith Dvorak, press two if your if you want to hold for Mimi Smith Dvorak press three and it goes on and on So I push the first time he comes I just pressed four. I think was forwarded to disconnect Yeah, because just kept playing and then just kept playing and playing and playing so I just hung it up

1:01:59 And so I went, so it came again like the next day. Are you Mimi Smith-Dvorak? Press one if your arm...you know and it goes on So I said okay I'm gonna talk to these people and find out what's going on. So I press 1 Are you Mimi Smith-Dvorak? Press 1. If you're not Mimi Smith-Dvorak, I press one again." Nothing! It doesn't do anything. You press all the buttons and it just keeps playing this message. What a jip! A total jip and so he's just hung up on it but now I'm thinking geez...I mean this is the kind of thing that we were supposed to have ended. And I'm just saying Elizabeth Warren is a do nothing big talker and she's just shooing into becoming president

1:02:41 Well, she was tweeting some stuff that was very presidential. And I would tell you what it was but Twitter seems to be down at the moment. Yeah they've had some real problems. They had... Did you see that their... God how often we've warned against this centralization trick? Their URL shortener has been flaky Very flaky So if you post- If you paste a URL or you tweet a URL It always gets changed to t.co slash Right, a shortened version. Yeah this thing is breaking so that means that not just if you post the link that people can't get to it but every link you ever posted people can't get too yeah good work everybody on the centralization and now Twitter's not even loading for me I should have saved it my own fault It'll still be there when it finally comes back up You know with that I think I should thank you for your courage and passion

1:03:43 That say in the morning to you and passion John C Dvorak. Yes, your passions are your passion c stands for what come passion? The sea stands for compassion Well, in the morning to you Mr. Adam Curry! In the morning all ships and sea boots on the ground feeding the air subs in the water and all the dames and knights out there Yes, in the morning everybody in the chatroom noagendastream.com good to have y'all here uh...in the morning too let's see our artist was Network Dolly for episode seven nine or four of The Best Podcasts in Universe and you'll recall that title was Party Boat and the artwork it was a nice piece

1:04:20 It was the no agenda one with their listeners. You kind of had the silhouette of a guy and gal in that little yoga pose, it was nice I liked it! We believe this is... if the artist has another can say otherwise this is the character PewDiePie Oh you think yeah? Yeah probably And I say that because he submitted too many pieces and many of them were meh. No, and they also see also as a style most artists by the way

1:04:57 Have start identifiable styles mm-hmm I mean we can like you can just see the high end the ones who make my a lot of money as artists and there's we have about three or four of them that are High-end professionals not Professionals are professionals, and there's a high end professional The high-end profession is extremely stylish And they haven't real like oh this is obviously so-and-so And just, you know... So you sent out an email which had a dire message. I sent out an email, a plea! Yes. I only do this—I think the last one I sent at this level was probably two years ago But this January was particularly bad It was terrible and I did say that last—what really got to me was the last mailing which was done for the previous show

1:05:40 It was 18, because I had just cleared the account. Completely cleared the account of all the money and everything before I sent out to emailing and then get to midnight so I can finish putting this together And there were eighteen responses Yeah, that's so I said that was not right and Maybe the headline. I mean it got the response rate was what it was It wasn't bad but it wasn't great but it was but the 18 was just got to me So I put out a note expressing my Disheartened attitude about this in Seoul core when we do this We get to really see how many people really give a crap yeah And you get you get a lot of interesting feedback You get a lot of feedback

1:06:25 And we get a lot of donations. Of course, it slows down again but we get a lot of donations right at that point. So this is going to be a lot of donations to thank people for today I have to say which is fine and great and I really want to thank everybody for being so responsive but it was an email that was asking for support. And we got it. Yeah, good. I could not be happier We got a lot of support and let's thanks the people who are they we and we get a lot of associate executive producers and Executive producers because I also bitched in the note about we didn't get any last time or almost none now I think we set the record we have a wreck if I'm looking at this yes We set the record their record for associating is on this show seven you know what? You know what John it warms my heart because

1:07:18 You know it's there's nothing. There's a couple things that are bad in life one is being a celebrity with no money, right? That's really bad That'll kill you two is when like us when we're not celebrities But we're doing people say oh you're doing great the work is great would love the show It's fantastic but the income goes down then because I was quick. I'm questioning us until today Yeah well It was a short and sweet note, it paid off. And we have to thank everybody. Let's do it! You're part of the record-breaking day for executive and associate executive producers that we're going to have to spend 15 minutes thanking them. I'm glad to do so because we get a lot of material out of these notes. Sarah Harris is at the top of the list as Insta Dame from Neutral Bay in New South Wales Australia

1:08:05 Dear John and Adam, while your theories on the media can sometimes verge on the utterly ridiculous I have to say that. I'm an Australian journalist working in morning TV. Yes you're covered girl! You're covered no worries we got your back yeah I've come to crush hard on you boys and your show. Whoa Yeah, uh-huh look her up. Oh, but I have pictures now every Every week you make me laugh and think pleasure dulce del setones Help settle our newborn son aka the new human resource Can I please get some new mum karma? And a thorough de douching perhaps this will encourage my highly paid cohost

1:08:49 to stick his hand in his pocket. Wait a minute, is this her actual co-host or it's probably her husband? I think it's their co-host but it might be their husband no it's Sir Tom Ward. Sir Tom Ward right. Cough up Joe! Love and light. Love and light baby love and light sending love and light. Dame Sarah Harris wife of Sir Tom Ward who has already sent pictures to Adam yes received Okay, so it's a thank you. I think we need to expand. Thank you for your courage and passion and love and light. I think now we have the full slogan. Here is your de-dooshing guy! You've been de-dooshed. And new mom karma. That one mother I liked. There ya go as well deserved. You got karma. Yes...thank you so much. Looking forward to your ceremony

1:09:41 So we have another, uh... We've got another mole in Australia. James Mills in Hickson Tennessee $800 from Hickson Tennessee just south of Dottie- Soddy Daisy My favorite town in Tennessee Long time since the last donation $200 for a show 200.5 That is a long time That's 500 shows ago Yes This donation will bring me to the knighthood I cut to $200 From show 200 that's funny So he's now at night. Do we have him down on the list? I don't remember seeing him. Let me double check, let me double check. If you're going to be a knighthood on the best podcast in universe has already taken, I'd like to be Sir James of The Form 990. Yeah, he's not on here hold on a second. James Mills and he'd like to be Sir... Sir James Of The Form 990 Nice

1:10:33 During this election season we need your commentary and deconstruction more than ever. How about some house-selling karma and a whoopie get out mail rule for every follower? Mail rule? I don't know the... Oh, do you know who the mail rule follower is? Yeah yeah yeah, don't say it. And adios mofos! And an adios mofo okay, let's see that one Okay Yes, and what did she won first What did she want first? She wanted whoopee. Get out of my vagina male rule follower and adios mofo. I can hear them coming together, it's a joke play em. No I get it. Get out of my vagina! I'm a rule follower right what do you do are you a rule follower? Adios mofo You've got karma Got it It was good try That was good

1:11:31 The auto smoke, I don't know. It could be... we've yeah it was... We'll give him an 8 James Brown in San Diego California James Brown in San Diego, California. $500." We don't have a note from him I don't believe and if you came in the email we'll have to dig it up and we'll have to talk... Let me just double check because I forwarded a lot of...we're having email issues but we're working on it. Yeah American Liberty in Provo Utah $500 sir Chase McCarthy in Gaithersburg also American Liberty can send us another one later Gatorsburg, Maryland 43210 is a fellow entrepreneur. I know the challenges of getting a business going and if you and John can find it in your good graces to give my website as shout out dog deodor dot com. This sounds like a good product. Dog deodor dot com. This dog stinks! Let's see some dog deodor.

1:12:30 She's looked at I'm looking at right now gets that doggy smell off any dog any day Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, I sent some to Mimi now be if now Regardless she's got tons of dogs over there And they did some room smell like your big dog now you guys are the best wishing you both a great 2016 I think we do have let me see if there's a video that Why do I have all this space? Yeah, that's a big s- I see the space too. For some reason... Something is wrong here! Why is this? Now this is just a YouTube video not playing? This is very odd. Oops. Hold on It would help if I put it into the right system Let's see. This could be interesting. I don't know. See what this is Here we go

1:13:16 Let's face it dogs are pretty cool. They come in different shapes and sizes a dog sitting in the toilet right now on the video Each one has its own character impersonal acute dog videos dreams Two things they all have in common though, they smell to play and man can they smell bad? Excellent alright there you go. There's your shout out Okay, I have not tried this product. I don't know if I can endorse it yet And I don't have dogs But I do like the idea onward so you got this very long note which is just I wish I wouldn't advise people to write more succinctly a little bit because It screws up the spreadsheet to such an extreme. I can't read the guys name Can you read down yours? Yeah, Todd McGreevey

1:14:09 And where's he from? Davenport, Iowa. 420 miles. Yeah, this is Tom. He's one of our meeters...meeting greeters. Yes. Boots on the ground report from Iowa is there are no teeth in the preference voting that goes on in the Iowa caucuses. Well this a note that necessary for either party. Republicans write-in their name and then have...actually I have a clip and I want to play this clip before I read this note. How caucuses work How caucuses work. Here's the question because I think a lot of viewers are confused about this, Monday night comes what happens? They go to local school they go to local where do they go you go like in your district and how many people do you sit around and talk to good great questions The way i explain it to my students actually is a private Do you consider that to be a great question

1:14:52 I thought it was a great question so i didn't die because i knew you were going to say stop the clip because of that. Normally, I do bust in and then go all caught again. No, no, you go like in your district and how many people do you sit around and talk to? Good great questions! The way I explain to my students actually is a primary as a vote, a caucus is a conversation followed by about conversation. I think that's where the grassroots come in. That's also if we want talk later about fluidity... We don't have much time let's cut to the chase So the bottom line, they're going to go in almost every campaign is going to have somebody designated to talk. If not citizens will naturally stand up and talk advocate for their candidate there'll be some conversation and then you have a vote almost immediately after that even before the meetings over that boat will be transmitted through our new app with Microsoft and we'll start adding up. And then what? What is this at Microsoft app? What was

1:15:45 They're gonna do caucusing through a Microsoft... Caucusing with the- I have no idea. Even before the meeting's over, that vote will be transmitted through our new app with Microsoft. Oh this is pfft! Fraud! And we'll start adding up those results in Des Moines. Well I can tell you what's going to happen right now This app will fail Somethings gonna go wrong It always does This is dumb. And then what, is that the last round? I mean because they say people can change their minds and there might be a vote and then they switch their candidate... At this point once that vote has taken in those 1,681 precincts That vote has transmitted to us Actually we've done something different this year in the GOP We're actually going to lock those percentages in What I mean by that Is let's say Candidate A gets 30% That 30% from that candidate will remain at The county convention, district convention

1:16:32 all the way to the national convention. Thank goodness, thank goodness because I remember being on the air last year where there was some alleged rumor of The Missing Van and we thought, We're tired and want to go to bed so let's just count the votes! Good luck Jack! We'll take care of that, I promise Megan. Yeah this is a good little piece particularly what Todd is sending in People outside of America don't understand how it works. Nobody does because this is an old-fashioned system that nobody uses anymore except Iowa and what it amounts to, to me...because I was raised under the newer systems in California and elsewhere, it amounts to be electioneering. You go into a big meeting, okay we're gonna vote and normally people just vote you can't...there's signs in some places in California says no electioneering.

1:17:15 You can't be out in front of an election place with picket signs saying, vote for Trump. That's illegal but in Iowa this is just the opposite it's like you sit and you argue with oh no Trump sucks! No he doesn't he's okay because of this and this and this and we're gonna I think go yeah okay now let's vote but this would be illegal in most places but that's the way they do it so let me read from our contact there on the boots on the ground No teeth in the preference voting that goes on the Iowa caucuses for either party. Republicans write in a name and then hand fold a piece of paper to candidates faithful within each precinct who have positioned themselves at each precinct to collect the pieces, the papers or otherwise the votes I've watched the final vote count several times up close That's not where this slide of hand comes in It's when the folded pieces of paper all gathered and whisked away To be counted soon thereafter that has no chain of custody

1:16:32 all the way to the national convention. Thank goodness, thank goodness because I remember being on the air last year where there was some alleged rumor of The Missing Van and we thought, We're tired and want to go to bed so let's just count the votes! Good luck Jack! We'll take care of that, I promise Megan. Yeah this is a good little piece particularly what Todd is sending in People outside of America don't understand how it works. Nobody does because this is an old-fashioned system that nobody uses anymore except Iowa and what it amounts to, to me...because I was raised under the newer systems in California and elsewhere, it amounts to be electioneering. You go into a big meeting, okay we're gonna vote and normally people just vote you can't...there's signs in some places in California says no electioneering.

1:17:15 You can't be out in front of an election place with picket signs saying, vote for Trump. That's illegal but in Iowa this is just the opposite it's like you sit and you argue with oh no Trump sucks! No he doesn't he's okay because of this and this and this and we're gonna I think go yeah okay now let's vote but this would be illegal in most places but that's the way they do it so let me read from our contact there on the boots on the ground No teeth in the preference voting that goes on the Iowa caucuses for either party. Republicans write in a name and then hand fold a piece of paper to candidates faithful within each precinct who have positioned themselves at each precinct to collect the pieces, the papers or otherwise the votes I've watched the final vote count several times up close That's not where this slide of hand comes in It's when the folded pieces of paper all gathered and whisked away To be counted soon thereafter that has no chain of custody

1:18:11 I've proposed precinct meeting rules where at a minimum the number of so-called voters in the room was known before the pieces of paper were counted. To no avail! The voters are sheeple Regardless, the real vote that takes place in the Republican precinct caucuses is the election of local delegates. This may be why by the way I'm going to stop this maybe why it was wise of Trump to have the Santorum guy yes in Iowa because he knows the tricks and Santorum did it last time in Iowa We won yeah, he won. I went on to be a frothy mess on the internet you know it's fighting Santorum and Hucklebee

1:18:56 Hucklebee. They both went to the Trump event! Yes, I saw it was good It was what was funny at the beginning of the debates when they had their initial kids table debate, Santorum had a big smile on his face because he already signed onto the Trump event and they were grilling him about why you go into this. It was easy, veterans a-holes that was an easy question. But he said I've got nothing else to do at nine o'clock which is when the big debate was. I think if Trump gets in and say, I don't...I have not been predicting he's going to win the presidency but let's say he does. You can be sure that Santorum and Hucklebee- Good to go of course! Hucklebee will get on the cabinet or they'll get some position from the people In fact Hucklebee's name will change to Hucklebee That's gonna be that great, that huge

1:19:54 Our contact goes on. Regardless, the real vote that takes place in the Republican precinct caucuses is the election of local delegates from each precinct to move on and represent the county convention That's hands on as close to your neighbor as it gets in engaging in the political process. Lots of speeches go on for all candidates before the slips of paper are handed around the room, but how many those people who gave a speech are stepping up to be delegates to agree to stay involved with the party and going into the next level meeting at the county convention question mark? Not enough! This is where I think Sanders is gonna have a problem because the millennials who were all-in for him

1:20:34 How much work do they really want to do? They're not like workaholics necessarily. They'd like to get involved, they'd do a little bit and then the next thing you know, they are done smoking dope! They're smoking dope. You can read it from here because I can't get this thing to scroll correctly. From there, depending on that county's propensity for nepotism and sabotage a guy or gal who stuck it out in the February snow and ice may or may not even get to run for seat beyond county especially if the chair of that county handpicks the slate that goes to district including people who did not show up at precinct Members of the local media group Super Liberty in Scott County, Iowa documented much of this over the last two general election cycles and I contributed to that documentation. To the documentation of this corruption, I sat front row center at a state convention at state conventions and have been in the running as a delegate to go to national. In 2012 Ron Paul

1:21:24 They had loads of delegates from Iowa and other states that made it all the way through the corrupt precinct, county district and state delegation process. And when they emerged at the national convention, Boehner bulldozed them! It's a rigged system." Now he goes on... I think the most important thing to know is that Todd has a podcast that we also run on The NOAA Agenda Stream called Agenda 31. And I think sometimes it airs right after our show so you should definitely check that out agenda31.org Okay, next is James Schmidt. I want to give him a little karma for that and for his donation Thank you very much Todd. You've got karma highly appreciated good report good report We're screwed is what the outcome is the result of the report? Well it's not gonna tip this balance of anything and I think It'll be interesting if Trump really wins big I'm crediting the campaign guy

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1:58:19 Alright, well you only talked about the Europe situation. I got that 13 year old kid not raped Let me see it's a great story Not raped okay raped not raped Prosecutors in Germany say that at thirteen-year-old Russian German citizen who accused migrants of raping her fabricated Her story after spending the night at her boyfriend's place The girl disappeared from her home in Berlin in mid-January. Afterwards, she claimed that Arab migrants abducted and raped her Her accusations ignited an international dispute between Russia and Germany Russia's foreign minister Sergei Lavrov accused Germany of a cover up while the German Foreign Minister Frank-Walter Steinmeier said that Moscow was using the case as political propaganda

1:59:06 Can you imagine this idiot 13 year old, she sneaks out of the house and goes to spend the night with her boyfriend. And then they ask her for what happened? I got raped by migrants! She makes up this stupid story and it creates an international incident Well i do have a couple of migrant stories from uh from the EU's The first one is more arrivals or non-arrivals in Greece More than 35 people including several Several children have drowned and 75 have been rescued after a boat carrying migrants and refugees to Greece sank off Turkey's western coast on Saturday. Rescue efforts were continuing in the afternoon, one man was detained by police on suspicion of human trafficking and organizing the voyage. They rescued 31 people who'd been drifting on rafts near Kos

1:59:50 And another 15 all Syrians who'd been stranded on a rock off Samos more than a million migrants and refugees arrived in Europe last year and a further 3,600 died or went missing according to the UN Yeah It's things things are very very disturbing and now I should maybe just get that one note will just kind of odd someone long-time supporter of the show who said, the way you talk about Muslims and particularly the Dutch and Belgians is so filled with racial hate I cannot support you anymore. And I found that disturbing... Am i filled with racial hate? I think you reflect pretty much to dutch skeptics Okay fair enough Fair enough I don't know if there's a racial hate

2:00:45 I don't know. I don't think it's racial hate at all." I think you reflect a certain perspective that can be misinterpreted, when in fact you're just delivering a certain thought process which i think is valuable especially to the American listeners to understand it. Although really when...I haven't discussed this. It was jarring. I even discussed it with Tina And I think what really sets this guy off is the, because he's in Belgium. Yeah. And what set him off is my endorsement of Donald Trump. This is a big deal. Okay now that you mentioned that, I want to play a clip. I was going to maybe save it for the next show but I can play

2:01:27 I was doing my thing and I was listening to French 24. They have these debates and these discussions, and the Europeans in general are so...they're worse, for one thing, they're more jingoistic, they are more bigoted." Well, and I'll interrupt for just a second from the Dutch perspective having grown up there this is what already...Dutch people do not understand Americans particularly have a nice day. Any Dutch person who's been to America for the first time, usually they do the van traveling, they love the romantic idea of Route 66

2:02:06 But whenever I've talked to Dutch people who have come back from their first trip to America, everyone says have a nice day. Have a nice day! What is that? It's so shallow it's so shallow. No no this is who we are when we say have a nice day that's all we mean. Have a nice day man just have a nice day. What could be more shallow than the classic European back and forth greeting the French are examples of this with three kisses Or you go in Germany, vegan is good and that's about as shallow as you can get. Yeah but this Trump thing it's like I eat babies for breakfast and if you really listen to what I said there's a show And your not going to be voting for Trump? Of course! You know who I vote for. Vermin Supreme it's obvious

2:03:03 Alright, this what is this right 24th? You have a group of people there's a there's a British bread a bunch of French some guys in America lives in France and And they express with glee, what a clown! The whole thing is jerk. All of Europe... I think that what you're gonna listen to here so it's not a short clip but what you're going to listen especially Americans You should listen to this with it in mind that this is what all of Europe is kind of thinking and that's what the Belgian guy he has been in his group the guy who doesn't like you anymore because of Trump, only because of Trump. And I think your analysis is correct. I'm interested to know, I mean, is it that popular? Is it a if you change Muslim by any other religion people would be screaming. It's not some of these statements are just not acceptable yesterday was about Brussels. So even Belgium said Brussels was a hellhole

2:04:01 Yeah, which the Belgian papers translated as a rat hole. Which made it even worse! I mean he's just an equal opportunity insulter. He goes around spreading hatred and insults wherever he goes. The Nigerian... People even make up insults. Nigeria, he's probably the most hated man in Nigeria because a Nigerian paper made up a story about him making all these racist remarks now everybody in Nigeria believes it He is a divisive figure as well In the US Republicans have big problem more and more popular and at the same time more and more unpopular if you look at that the latest polling figures there you have it The blue line there is his favorable rating

2:04:47 And so he's unelectable, isn't he? That's why some people joke that as a former member of the Democratic Party. Maybe it's actually there to completely torpedo the Republicans and make what are their five new cycles behind this is so old. This ball maybe Democrats like yesterday when you're playing havoc with the Republican Party I mean they really don't know what to do because he isn't really ideological we keep using sort of buzzwords like, oh he's a conservative right-winger, Tea Party support all that. But he isn't really an ideological candidate at all. He is Donald Trump is his ideology. Ego is his ideology. He borrows a bit from the left and a bit from the right. Whatever feels right to him. And he says what he wants. I think we should just review this email briefly that was sent to me... Well before we do that I want to go over what we just heard because there are couple things in there which should be noted

2:05:45 One is the mistranslation of hellhole to rat hole yeah, which is just and then no one's calling out the newspaper for doing this It's a new one then that then the note that did Nigerian press had made up a bunch of racial stuff And we've noted before that he's been called a racist even though. He never seen a phobe Yeah And and they did none of them say well, this is terrible. It looks like it's a hit job Why would they do that? And now all of Nigeria hates him and they just think this is hilarious Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho and their kind of laughing meanwhile doing the same thing yeah Adam has stated he supports Donald Trump and I understand that from the perspective of Trump kicking against the establishment, but I do not understand this with regards to Trump's gross simplification of reality and the world and his focus on protectionism threats and conflict instead of openness reaching out in diplomacy. What video do you guys get to see over there? If anything

2:06:44 Trump has only said he wants to sit down with Putin, wants to reach out doesn't want a fight not threats and conflict I'm just not seeing it. He wants the Russians to take over the mess in Syria? Yeah far as he's concerned maybe specifically said let them do it why are we wasting our money how is that advocating conflict yeah In fact, I've never heard him advocate any such conflict. No. He always...I think early on in the...he said we should bomb ISIS, bom-a-bom-a-bom-a. Fine everyone says that. That's it! Yeah and Hillary Clinton is so much nicer when it comes to killing people honestly. Lady MacDeath

2:07:25 But just definitely the Europeans are being fed a very negative... In case you guys forgot. And they also don't have a sense of humor over there, it seems to me. In case you forgot since you all be behind Hillary. Unconfirmed. Yes we came! We saw! He died! We killed Gaddafi! I love myself. Oh yes, oh yes fabulous. Yes perfect. You really... That is that was that is if they if you ran against Hillary and just played that clip over and over again you'd have to wonder what kind of a ghoul is Hillary? Is she yeah? Ghoul. That's a very good one ghoul

2:08:04 She's a ghoul. Okay, onward of course we still have real issues with the migrants in now we're going to Deutschland here is what is happening people are pissed off Germany's justice minister has pledged to take steps to crack down on attacks against migrants it comes after unidentified attackers threw a hand grenade at a refugee center in the southwest town of Willingen-Schwenningen The device had been primed with explosives, but it's not clear whether a detonator was attached. The degree of violence against refugee homes is frightening he says if now hand grenades are being thrown into buildings in the middle of Germany This has to be investigated. The perpetrators must be severely punished we do not want to see dead people as a result such acts No that would be day wrecker I guess... Dead people

2:08:59 Meanwhile, Angela Merkel also under fire from other political parties. We have the AFD which what is that alternative? What is AFD? The right wing I know for sure Here's what they're thinking about doing. In Germany, right-wing opposition party leader Frauke Petry has stoked a social media storm with provocative comments about refugees in an interview published in a German newspaper on Saturday Petry who is one of the party leaders of Alternative for Germany or AFD says police should have the right to shoot at illegal migrants She told the paper quote border guards... Now we're talking now we are getting some news bites

2:09:38 D says police should have the right to shoot at illegal migrants. She told the paper, quote border guards must prevent illegal border crossings and even use firearms if necessary. Meanwhile German Chancellor Angela Merkel has been appearing to try to appease critics of her open door policy on refugees. I hope that during the winter time, she says when refugee numbers are low we will make visible progress. The numbers need to be reduced further and they mustn't increase again in spring." Merkel has also repeated calls for a Europe-wide solution to address the crisis She so far resisted pressure from her critics to cap the number of refugees allowed to enter Germany But the popularity of Merkel's conservative bloc has been slipping

2:10:23 The Chancellor's loss, however has been the AFDs gain with its support across Germany now in double digits. Oh! There you go things are heating up politically for Miss Angela Sweden... It is not going to end well No, well Sweden is already there ahead of everybody and it looks like they have the right idea Sweden is preparing to send back nearly half of all the asylum seekers that entered the country last year And is ready to charter planes to take rejected applicants back home. Now, now mind you this is an official procedure what's going on here. Chartered planes? Oh yeah they're gonna 80 thousand John. They're gonna fly them out? Eighty thousand of them listen! And it's ready to charter planes to take rejected applicants back home

2:11:07 Up to 80,000 people could be involved in an operation the Interior Minister is calling a very big challenge. No kidding? We're not planning to deport anyone but we're planning so that those people who doesn't get their asylum approved should return to the country of origin So the headline is a little... The truth is a little nuanced versus the headline because there could be eighty thousand who do not qualify uh... for asylum and that is who they will be sending back and i believe that they will be sending them out currently forty five percent of asylum applications are rejected in twenty fifteen sweden took him one hundred sixty three thousand people do the maths and it's clear many refugees will be leaving sweden i think this is not true

2:11:50 Because this is writing 80,000 people go back to their country. This is an immigrant obviously? Which people which country I don't know We've left our country to come to Europe a place of human rights women's rights children's rights This decision from the Swedish government does not help us. No, of course it doesn't help you! Do you want help? On Monday a 22 year old female caretaker was stabbed to death by 15 year old in an asylum seekers teenage center. This and similar incidents have led some Swedes to harden their hearts... ...and Stockholm to end its previous open doors policy

2:12:26 It's introduced border controls and much stricter document and identity checks. I can't wait to see how the American press deals with the oh-so fabulous Sweden sending everybody back! Oh no, how can that be? I thought we idolized them they're so great them in the Danes and Norwegians... And i'm very happy that we talked about Lillehammer, the television show Steve Van Sant's gangster show And then hopefully people have now watched the first couple of episodes of season one where you see the whole subplot of these migration centers, and this plays out in Norway. Where the immigrants are taught culture and value and how to integrate... This bit from Bill Maher where Thom Hartmann was on tickled me

2:13:23 how he has swung to the other side, Mr. Lefty. Sweden, one of the most liberal places in the world announced this week they're sending 80 thousand refugees back. Let's just correct Bill Maher that is not true? But your overall point is made. They have a little buyer's remorse. One way to put it, go ahead. They're also doing something in Sweden and I believe in Norway as well that is actually quite useful and that is when new people come in number one they are taught the language number two they are taught the culture And you know back all of these years I've been debating right wingers who have been like immigrants have to learn English first!

2:14:01 You should see him when he does that little imitation. I saw it, i saw this. He didn't really do well on this show. I'm sorry? He didn't do well on the show. Very poor. He presented himself very poorly. Immigrants have to learn English first and you know it actually makes a certain amount of sense. Do you want to be able to function in a society? You want to be able to buy bread at the store? It seems like this is the first step Any in any country including in the United States and we're starting to do this now in our public schools But we need to do it more extensively is to bring is when people come in from another culture to say, you know Your culture's fine. But here's our culture Wow what's next pro-life Tom Tom Thumb Hartman? This is this is exactly the kind of guy against all that. Do you have more of this clip no Okay because when he said your culture is fine

2:14:54 Mark came back at him. He says but it's not fine Excuse me I did I cut that off? I didn't think that was you thought that was a good line by Mark Well, I thought it was kind of epitomizing the point you're trying to make which is that Mars kind of...I mean he's always been anti-Muslim. He's anti religion but he's really anti Muslim and it just pounds home the point your making which is that Mars kind of in some screwy position right now and he is liking these guys getting kicked out of Europe. He sees it as a problematic situation

2:15:32 He also doesn't think the culture is fine. He doesn't like that culture now so culture stinks the Racial divide within the United States continues to be abused for entertainment purposes Thank you very much Hollywood, but you are doing it in this case it has now spilled over from the Oscars so white and luckily we have some now of course I'm the guy who doesn't know who Darryl May is so you know, but I know Barkley. I recognize him Barclay. Charles Barkley. Yeah and he was on one of these radio sports talk shows which i never listened to of course

2:16:13 But he said something that was equally as concerning as Oscar's so white. He is a racial component, to be honest with you. He's talking about the Super Bowl and I believe we're going to have in this Super Bowl correctly if i'm wrong the way it looks we may have black quarterback versus white quarterback am I correct? Well, it even goes further than that. We may have won the team with the black quarterback in an all-black uniform against the team with a white quarterback in an all-white uniform This is not by mistake It's a racial component to be honest with you Dan I hate that because we as black people got way more important crap to worry about and stuff like that preached she preached

2:16:53 Barkley, but you said. And you know and ESPN has already started their crap about black versus white good versus evil and I know a lot of those fools over there got ready to go talk shows but you can still see their frame of this narrative uh black against white good against evil they really annoy us the hell out of me we really just can't appreciate again greatness of uh payton And clearly Cam is on the track to become one of the greatest players ever. But I just hate, you can already see him framing a narrative black versus white good versus evil and that's the problem when you have two weeks in between games but they're both great players they're both good guys but you know a lot of these fools on Espen got radio shows and the best way to make talk radio good is make it racial so bring every fool in the world when you bring up race

2:17:47 Because race is a very serious subject, but you got so many fools out there. They can't have an honest fair conversation on race." It's a long story in sports guys know what I'm talking about. I went down kind of a bit of a rabbit hole Which I'd well in Tom by the race thing I thought you're gonna bring up this and throw this in it But I want you to keep on this topic, which is the SAG Awards were off What did I miss them? Yes Okay, I missed an award show

2:18:28 Yeah, you missed the SAG awards. Oh jeez! SAG-AFTRA as it is now What channel was that on? It wasn't on a network, it was on one of the cables TNT or something Like Reels or something I don't know, it's one of the off... oh, I think it was TNT Or TBS, one of the two And they was on and they had this guy, the guy who played... Did they have any celebrities? They had good celebrities there. I mean did they have any... No it was packed! Yes all the celebrities were there. Can't believe this huh?! So it was no.. It was good viewing in that regard and they're all blowing each other's... Blow yeah. Just blowing each other. Blowing each other.

2:19:03 So the guy who so they're there, okay? I got this clip. So they're coming out one day every opportunity to give the black an award yeah Oh sag was going to be better than everybody now. I guess sag is gonna be better than everybody so they have this There's one British actor who won the award for me one two eight He won two of these SAG, called the Actor Award. He won two of these awards and he's coming up...he is British! He is a British black guy who played one of the characters in The Wire and you wouldn't know if he was British until he comes out as an American. Oh now I understand. If they're all blowing each other off course, why would you want to blow the black guy? So he's now coming up to give awards after winning two and he's following a black woman who just won an award. And he makes this comment, I think he blew the line in it. He should have said one thing but then he said another. It is such a fabulous young cast. Diversity at SAG? That's the clip? Yes! Okay let me roll it back for a second... It has been such a fabulous young cast. It has been the joy pleasure of my life

2:20:07 Thank you so much. Hold on a second, that called for something else hold on a second I want to be the director on this i can do this. Much. Alright roll track and cue voiceover! Ladies and gentlemen Abraham Addaf and Idris Elba And camera please zoom in and go crackdown crackdown CRACKDOWN! Crackdown lesson! Ladies and gentlemen welcome to diverse TV It actually works against him in this case. Well, I think he was supposed to say... He's British and this is... Ah so it was just British humor? He was making a joke? Yeah well he was making the joke but i think the joke that was written for him was and I'm sure it was written because they were making a point out of giving every black person who could an award uh I think the joke was diversity TV. You said diversity TV

2:21:08 He flubbed the line. He said diverse. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Diverse TV. Diverse TV? Oops! Jays! It's not like diversity is a specifically means something specifically diverse. Diverse is wrong he flubbed it. He flubbed the line I just rolled my eyes and said I gotta put this clip on the show. He flubbed the line John He's an actor, he flubbed a line. Ladies and gentlemen welcome to diverse TV. But yet... It was the code word but that wasn't the code word you got the wrong word People but yet it worked kind of. They laughed. They still applauded him politely.

2:21:54 So he won for best actor in something I think at Best TV drama or movie from a fatigue or something He's I just really like this guy when he's an actor as a personality. I don't think much of him He's just another snooty Brit, but he's really good. He played that name again What's his name again? It's like Idra it's got a screwy named Idra Elba or something like that Elba Okay, I think here is it. I went down a rabbit hole and I think I also came up with an opportunity which I think we should discuss Business yeah business the business you better you better get the your curry Dvorak Yeah, that's curry devoid of this is the curry Dvorak software development group okay before let's start first

2:22:43 Okay, so this is...we have a new semester has started pretty much. We've got the new semester for Universités all over these fine Gitmo nation states and both in California as in New York State of New York state of California we have new laws which is the consent laws. Yes means yes, consent laws and this is law! This is not just a university thing this is law and you must receive consent for sexual acts and I want to read some examples of how to adhere to the law

2:23:28 But first, I had...and this was a long report. It's not professional. It's an NYU student who is clearly on some committee And she decided to do man on the street and went out and asked everybody, do you understand this law? Yes means yes. What is consent? And she also want to know if kissing is a unique consent for kissing or not just want to play a couple of response cut it down just about a minute and a half just so we can get some of the key status of kissing. Well, we're going to get to that that comes up in this clip and roll with it. Hi I'm Shelby with The Foundation for Individual Rights and Education That's The Troublemakers

2:24:04 You know she's a troublemaker. We're here today in New York City to speak with college students about New York's new affirmative consent or yes means yes statute The law was enacted earlier this year in order to address campus sexual assault and it goes into effect this semester. So we're here today to get the take from students right here on campus You just had a chance to look at the new sexual assault law that was passed in New York They used the word sexual act, but they don't define it so I wanted to ask you For example is kissing a sexual act? Maybe not I think so. Definitely Yeah No, not really Not really Well... no Do you think consent can be given by words or actions? So actions- I mean there's clearly like they're cleaving words and actions but then they go on to say silence does not demonstrate consent so it seems a little bit of conflict there doesn't seem very clear Now have you ever kissed a guy like after a date

2:25:00 before he's actually said, please kiss me. I have and I normally find it cheesy when they ask. I would ask putting my arm on you or anything i should know whether or not its okay to touch you Do you mostly go through body language or what do you use? Body language. I feel like it's a verbal confirmation that they're ready to have sex with you, like they could be really drunk and horny but not consenting to you so... You can see the confusion! That verbal confirmation that is okay with them Looking at body language, I think a lot of times people can say something but not really mean it When he goes too far, the person will say no

2:25:37 You talked about being drunk, so what's the difference between being drunk and being incapacitated? Well I think it's kind of that's a question for Bill Cosby, but we'll move on. Oh man It's hard to it's very It's a gray area. It's hard to tell whether you're too drunk or whether they're too drunk I mean sometimes when you're drunk, you do stuff that you don't do when you sober? I think it's a good thing that we should be like hey, don't rape anybody wording How would you go about proving that? That you got their consent Oh my gosh I like the guy who says well raping people is not okay Very nice

2:26:13 There are a couple of...so this is confusing. Is kissing a sexual act? Do you have to ask, do you have to have consent for it? What happens when you're drunk? I mean how do we deal with this as college students and having a 25 year old who's no longer of college age necessarily but i think that most college kids qualify as moronic just what they are. That's why go to college and learn how to live or die. Lots of stuff happens in college So the California's USC system They hosted a consent carnival to teach students how to properly hook up under the yes means, Yes state law that does require affirmative consent throughout any sexual encounter. So first I will give you their five different forms of consent they wrote this out on the little leaflets with Hershey's kisses in it so cute what a cute idea lovely

2:27:12 They have five different types of consent and I'd like us to review them, and then I have some thoughts. One is the affirmative consent... ...and this is an example. We're really excited to share this kiss with you and we're letting you know. Again this is what the university proposes as ways to affirm your consent with a counterparty Then you have the coherent consent. We are present and able to recognize exactly what's happening when we give this kiss to you We have the willing consent. We've made the decision to give you this kiss ourselves without pressure or manipulation from you, or anybody else and notice by the way they're using the proper pronoun of we so that we don't have I or him or whatever So it's very very politically correct. Cis cis cis Ongoing consent should you come back for another kiss check in to see if we'd still like to give you one

2:28:09 And then finally, mutual consent. Sure we offered you a kiss but that doesn't mean you have to accept it Coming over to our table does not forfeit your right to say no Whatever happened in the old days by the way Where I can imagine the situation devolving into you kiss somebody who didn't want to be kissed and then she yells rape. Well, this is exactly the problem John! That would be the monotheism... What happened in the old days? Let's go back to the 30s and 40s. Before we do that can i give you a little tidbit of info Okay, now we just heard all this. We heard the confusion This is about sex about sexual relations about you know sexual intimacy maybe even and contact I want to read a line to you from A book and you tell me what book it is The party was trying to kill the sex instinct or if it could not be killed then to distort and dirty it Which I think is exactly what's happening

2:29:09 Well, definitely I would agree that's what it is trying to do. 1984! Bing! You got it. 1984 That is the book correct you've gone to the second round you have the board So whatever happened in the good old days when some unsuspecting woman or somebody didn't want to be kissing and then she just leveled you with a slap across your face as hard as she could? Now that was physical contact and now you can go to jail for slapping But I have... John, just stop all the presses. And and I know we have app developers out there and I discussed this for about two hours and Tina came up with some good extra ideas for this app until i said I'm crazy! I'm not an app developer you know? This thing-this thing.. You could sell this to every single university in the United States it's the consent app and here's how it works. You get the app and it ties into your Facebook friends

2:30:07 So if you are thinking of maybe hooking up with someone, the first thing you do anyway is you friend them on Facebook. Then this app is very simple You open up the app, select a friend which pulls in the data from Facebook and then just click consent And we could do it like a DocuServe. It'll be legal, it'll be binding and the way I see it is you can have all these subcategories by default maybe they're all turned on but you could say no I don't want oral yes tongue kiss uh yes touching or maybe just have categories first base

2:30:44 And what's even better, is you can pre-approve someone. So you see some hottie walking on campus like, yeah click I'm gonna approve! Then when you're together and have a drink or whatever it was like oh I see you approved fellatio? Oh very good alright this John it is the future it is the uber of consent This is a great idea. You have plenty of people that can develop an app like that you can make it legal, a legal binding document between the two of you. It's a contract click-click yeah this is in the ether this is a huge idea and every single university in America has to be done

2:31:25 This whole thing you read was bull crap. I mean, I don't think the kids are going to do anything but there is... Let's put it this way anybody in their right mind is not gonna pay any attention to this and they're gonna kiss somebody when they can tell when you want be kissed and you kissed that's gonna be the way it's gonna continue but The problem is the once-in-a-lifetime the one oddball the woman who wants just sue anybody we know for a fact that you know this In Silicon Valley, in fact this happened with Kleiner Perkins. It happened to me! Somebody gets into the organization and they're just looking for it to be harassed somebody to say something funny yeah and then sue the company for millions Yeah that's a huge risk but we eliminate all of that

2:32:11 That's what I'm saying. It says most people will ignore this whole policy thing, but is it worth taking such a risk? That's what would sell the app. Why take a chance? Universities could make it mandatory. I mean just imagine... Then you got to make 99 cents of that. That's a moneymaker. It's a big money maker. You can get millions. We'd make millions of dollars so we can just retire. We need a name though. We need good name. We needed an Inder type name. That I couldn't come up with then you're like well, it's a long under and we need something good But I think I think we really oh hold on a second apparently the sexual consent app might may already exist ah Typical of our cheese that won't be that will not surprise me. Nah We can do it and we could maybe do a better one It's weakens we yeah, well we can do much better we dash consent org Wow these guys are kind of on it. I say

2:33:11 Sex yes, oh man. Okay? All right well great idea everybody geez the chat room scores again We dash consent org I'm gonna look at that maybe we can still Bring in something special you're still sneaking unless they patented the whole idea as possible yeah Well, I'm really happy. I didn't start the company over the weekend Yeah, well I am too Would have sucked oh Concenter yeah, I got a thing for you if you want to change gears yes Please and this is why I'm a podcaster and not no longer an entrepreneur

2:33:51 This is like that commercial that's on TV where this guy is trying to sell his app. And there are a lot of commercials on TV now, where they always present themselves as kind of Steve Jobs... Yeah with the turtleneck! They're making commercials ridiculing this whole model And the guy goes on and on about some car app, and some woman in the audience, a presswoman. Does they do this here already? Don't they do this already? Eventually the guy turns around and there's developers standing back behind him with it on a computer he says I think you're screwed up. The guy cancels the app. He says cancel the IPO! That's how the commercial ends. So yeah probably are better off but it's not unusual thing apparently. Here I got to ask Adam

2:34:36 Does it warrant a jingle? Yeah. Okay, hold on... Well I don't know where are we at Skye? It doesn't really need a jingle. It does! What is this? These are just ask Adams. I need the jingle here we go Ask Adams There we go. Ask Adam, good to go. Yeah I got a double there. I've got two ask Adams actually and i want to start with the one that...I just want to ask you simple question this is the first one this is the Ask Adam Obama on Hillary Okay Noah set up ready to go? It's just Obama talking about Hillary. Seemed to tilt toward Hillary Clinton in an interview with Politico She can govern

2:35:20 And she can start here day one. More experienced than any non-vice president has ever been who aspires to this office." Hold on a second, do you want to ask the question first or did I get to respond? I'm going to ask the question first yes his first comment is she can govern so i'm gonna ask you what has she ever governed The state of New York? No. She was a senator, that's not a governing role. Secretary of State is... Secretary of State is not a governing role. Nothing! No it's an administrative job. So what does she govern that she can govern? I have no answer for you. I'm stuck

2:36:09 Okay, I have the answer. Can I listen to that clip one more time? May I listen to the clip one more time please Sure, can I have a clue one more time seem to tilt toward Hillary Clinton in an interview with Politico she can govern and She can start here day 1 More experience than any non vice president has ever been who aspires to this office What I don't understand the non vice president Well, it's because... Vice presidents know how to govern by default? I guess. I don't know how that works as a cool crap dude. So you want to know the answer? What she governed? Yes! Has she governed? What has she governed? I'd love to know the answer what has she governed? Nothing! Okay okay now here we go on to the second one oh there's more all right

2:37:04 Alright, now this is Glenn Beck. This is a two-parter I'm gonna play the first part of the Glenn Beck clips and the first where you can see the difference I hope Do you need to set up or we go straight into it? Yeah, I'm gonna give you a setup because this is Glenn Beck Getting upset and he's upset. He gets into these moods, and you know right now He's in the big thing to support Ted Cruz And he's worried sick about Donald Trump hates Trump yeah So he's into this...he's gonna get himself worked up so play part one Oh hold on a second I gotta play that after the Ask Adam jingle if you want it then this will be cool here we go That was good

2:37:48 I'm gonna end the show with a personal note on something that happened to me today. Is he going to cry? Just play it! It really made my blood run cold, a bit... We're entering really serious and dangerous times in different ways than i expected and Okay where is he going with this? I think i know the answer but, I don't want to kill your gag. I know the answer! I'll write it down. Okay play it out. Wait let me just read alright? Let me just roll back a little bit because its funny and well worth it. Do I actually have the uh... You have an ISO of it? I have it rolled back on this part too. Oh okay here we go. Hmmmm I wonder where he's going We're entering really serious and dangerous times in different ways than I expected

2:38:53 And right now people feel some economic security. When they start to feel physical insecurity, all bets are off when financial insecurity becomes really truly real who doesn't know what's coming next for more people than it already is? All bets are off I would suggest when there is a time that you can't trust anything, you go back to biblical times. There's one thing you can trust... Gold! Yeah, there it is! The numbers are at the bottom of the screen. Call Gold Line and find out if buying gold or silver is right for you but do it now. Gold, I tell ya! Ladies and gentlemen, buy gold! Buy gold! What an incredible douche knuckle

2:39:44 Good one. Yeah, he's the worst I'm gonna give that to you And we do not try to sell you gold my goodness that was shameless or seeds for this shameless That was shameless the way he brought it in because I was listening to his own what this is gonna be interesting And then he goes right into the gold picture. God brother It was shameless, so let's thank a few people who helped us out for this show 795 yeah record-breaking executive and associate executive producers on my dad I don't know if we're gonna see more than that ever ever no it's beautiful But we have a lot of other people too and want to thank them Andy Clements in In Ireland Ireland ease up e

2:40:42 Guess is e I echo India three kilo Foxtrot echo, India three kilo foxtrot. Yeah, so it's the ire Ireland ei Ireland Yeah, well they must not have a lot of hams Keith Gibson in Holly Springs, North Carolina. $150 that was 170 from Andy. Donald Davis in Camp Hill, Pennsylvania 12345 Charles Bennett and Boise Idaho 12345 we do have a few put a de-douching in there for a couple of these people including Donald Sir Sam at the end sir Sam Lung in Toronto Canada he's always around helping us out 12345 I think he's gonna be upgraded

2:41:21 That's sometime soon. Sir Thomas Weiler in... Wow! Ober- Ober- Ober- Ober- Diesbach Close, Ober-Die-Ober-Ober-Diesbach Ober-Diesbach Ober-Diesbach In Swiss, in Switzerland He says he is in Bern Put him a lot easier to pronounce Oh well He's in Berne, Switzerland We thank the Swiss for listening. Alan Lowe in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia thanks 12321 Dennis Cavell in North Tonawanda New York $121 Mark Klein $118.73 from Barron Wisconsin Andy Peelman in Leed Belgium he still supports us

2:42:18 Later, later. Sorry? Later! Are you cutting out for some reason? Later! Do you hear me? It just says Eli... oh okay later. Elias Kakash in Hiram Georgia $111.11 Sean Mooney in Saskatoon is a very long note that we'll read to ourselves $111.11 Patrick Oberham in Noosa Queensland Australia. Is that where the yogurt comes from? Noosa? I've never heard of it. Oh, noosa is high-end yogurt! No. Robert Clayson in London UK 10795 Catherine he says he's confirming he's still alive this is good we're happy to hear it yes thank you a lot

2:43:24 Catherine in San Francisco, $106.06 got a... We have a birthday thing here or something? Read that note and see if you had to add her to the birthday list. No well she says my father hit me in the mouth last July right before I set off for trip around the world. I was fed up with life and the bubble called Silicon Valley needed a break at that time. I visited 35 countries and listened to your show religiously. In addition, I became so hungry for more real information that read 57 books. Oh, that's how many states the president thinks we have many of which were recommended on your show. It was an incredible eye opener and it was incredibly eye opening to witness firsthand the events that have unfolded around the world, and I credit the producers for the accurate insight they provide to know agenda correct so that you can share this with us though. I'm sure my father is an anonymous producer. I would like my first donation to credit his account to bring him toward a much deserved knighthood $100 plus his D day dad's

2:44:19 D-Day birthday. Oh, d-day birthday of 6'6". Very nice more to come since I know I have a job again and we look forward to that Thank you very much Catherine appreciated and congratulations on getting out family of secrets Make sure you get that in your list family of secrets Russ Baker Robert Wood Robert Wooden Benbrook Texas 104 15 Thor Hanks in Seattle Washington $100 and 33 cents He's got he's changing titles today. He's gonna be a nighters. I was doing he's upgrading the blue for Kevin Smith Yeah, he'll be a baronet yeah Kevin Smith in Sunnyvale California hundred dollars anonymous in the woodlands Texas which second person from the woodlands

2:45:06 $100. It might be the same person, Raymond Fahrun in West Klauna BC Canada, a hundred dollars. We're going to read off of these are bunch of people came in with a hundred dollars so we just read them off I'm gonna appreciate them Michael Reif and Orlando Florida Maggie Hamilton and Fair Play Maryland Hans Peter... Hans Petterfeld Hans Petterfeld and Oslo Norway, Pierre Trudel in Ottawa. Justin Jovic in Charlottesville Virginia Scott Schoenberger in Malibu California. Living it up CID Campiodor in somewhere Oklahoma. El Sid Campiodor. El Sid well just says Sid here but I forgot you're right its El Sid We know who he is Yeah we know who he is. El Sid. We know who he is. Did he show up at the meetup there in Texas?

2:46:07 I don't think so. Jennifer Chokolatchik. Chokolachick? Sure it's not chokalotchick? It's chocolatchick. Chocolatchick. Well she's in Calgary, however you pronounce her name, Jennifer is in Calgary Which means she gave us about 500 bucks I guess. Seth Griffin in Highland Park, Illinois. Seth Griffin. Lon Baker is the last of our $100 donors and he is in parts unknown. David Myers 9999.

2:46:44 Tulsa, Oklahoma. Sir Mike of Wakefield in Wakefield Massachusetts 88-88 mm-hmm and also Joseph Green in Stevenson Ranch California 88-88 along with Carlos Sanchez 88-88 in Chicago mmm-hmm and Tim Schallberger in Bend Oregon or bend over yeah 88-88 Zachary Gilbrecht in Cordova Tennessee 80 Sir Richard Chow in Fullerton, California. 80 Bob Rathmel in Santa Isabel, California. 80 These are all 80s I'll just list them Matthew Wu

2:47:26 Wind... Winded Doll. Winded Doll, Winded Doll. Winded Doll from Vernon Hills Illinois and he's got a birthday coming up then or somebody does Dan Reeder in Maudsland Queensland Maudsland it's where Mauds used to live Christopher Gray in Covington Louisiana That was where Julie Covington used to live I was on a roll too. Chris Terreheart in Abbotsford, BC next to Spuzzum Scott Thompson in North Tonawanda New York 80 David Van Sunder in Pacific Grove California 79 50 Sir Sloan of the Falls and Niagara Falls Ontario Canada 73 73 they're gonna shut down the falls by the way Peter Tangney on American side

2:48:17 Did you know that no I did not know that why are they shutting it down? Yeah, much energy They're gonna shut him down too much power a time to go see him Because there all of them waters didn't get around over off the Canadian side. It'll be very strange to see The way with the fixer bridge that was he had was at seven threes He had their years 7 3 yes 73 73 sir Sloan of the Falls. Yes got it Peter Tangney in Randolph, Massachusetts. That's 69-69 Gordon Walton Austin Texas Rob Street from you 69-69 Jordan DeMoss in Pearl City Hawaii 69-68 a lot of 69s today Max Turnquist and Somerville Massachusetts 69-69 Edward Martinez 69-69 in San Jose California and finally

2:49:04 Steven Krause with a just plain 69 in New Palds, New York. That was false but it says Palds. Michael Patinich in Hubbard Ohio 6789 Robb Rob Seelock in Cochran, Alberta. We had a lot of Albertans coming in today good Alejandro more than the rest of Canada Alejandro Alejandra Alejandro Vasquez and Denver six six six seven sir Kevin Dills our buddy in Charlotte North Carolina 6433 Ashley Blanco and Mayfield Heights Ohio $60

2:49:42 Stephen Tucker in Varango, Nebraska $60. Scott Waldherr in Middleton Wisconsin 5678 Lisa I think it's Lisa Lisa Jones spelled L-E-I-G-H could be Laysa Jones but I think those are spellings of a name 5637 from Longwood, Florida. Suzanne Goddard in Saugus California 5555 Michael Doherty in Chicago Illinois 5555 Tim Taylor and Rosendale Lancaster UK 5555 Rick LaBlanca and Hope Rhode Island. Oh I think we got an interesting note from Rhode Island

2:50:28 Computer Services and Solutions, Computer Solutions and Services is the right way to pronounce it. 5533 Mac Tank in La Jolla California. Double Niggles on the Dime Mike Baird in San Antonio Texas 5510 Mike Andy Benz in St Louis Missouri 5510 James Green in Mesquite Texas where you get mesquite 5510, Simon Reed New York New York 5510 Scott Erdland in Wesley Chapel Florida 5510 I'm going to just read these off these are all five ten Shannon Phillips and Davenport Iowa Sean Zinsmeister over here in San Francisco. I'm waving Sir Josh Mandel in Greenville South Carolina Rob Warren in Sunderland parts of the UK

2:51:16 Howard Le Hero in Worcester, Massachusetts. AJ Brown Imaging in Rock Island Illinois These are now $55 Adrian Vernooy in Hasselt Netherlands pronunciation is actually... Hasselt? No, Adrian Vernooy. Oh, Vernooy very good! You did good. Josh Daly in Tempe, Arizona. 5432 Geek Rolling in Pasadena California that's interesting 5342 James Streck in Miamisburg Ohio 5333 BioLife member Stephen Drury Oak Grove 5150

2:52:03 Ashley Eisner in Louisville, Kentucky. 51-31 Kenneth Brudzinski in Marengo Illinois 51 Damien Barrios in Scottsdale Arizona 51 and then Levy Wagner in Manitowoc Wisconsin 50-50 Herb Lamb Sir Herb Lam to you Sugar Hill Georgia 50-33 Thomas Dolina in Chiquitahuaca New York. Indian village of some sort. Robert Gutierrez in Homestead, Florida 5113 and Darren Christie Spokane Washington 5101 along with Elias Kakesh from British Joe from now he's from nowhere says 5101 Now these are the final ones these are the $50 donors we want to thank everyone each and every one of them individually starting with Lachlan Oliver in Qualicum Beach

2:53:03 B.C., Gregory Davis in Lawton, Oklahoma David Oliver in Calistoga California wine country Joel Darun in Bakersfield California not a wine country Andy Byrd Lincoln, Lincolnshire UK Stafford Lumsden in Minden Nevada South no he's in South Korea so he's got an address in Nevada He is somewhere in South Korea South Korea is great. Jackson Ray Hamilton in Carlsbad, California Richard Feddersen in Salt Lake City Utah Seth Harper in Ripley West Virginia Joseph McLeod in Winnipeg Benjamin Garcia in La Habra California John

2:53:54 Kekish in Chardon, Ohio. Daniel Torello in Charleston South Carolina David Schneider and Wade Hill Ohio Cotton Robinson in Fresno Michael Henderson in Peachtree Corners Georgia which is all of Georgia Ed Laboutier Ed Laboutier in Hesperia, California. James Green—these are names that we haven't heard for a while and I'm glad to hear from them—Sugar Hill, Georgia. Ralph Massaro in Kirkland, Washington. Christopher Wilcoxon Tarporley, Cheshire UK. I don't know. We don't have that one. Dennis Trusty in Noblesville, Indiana. Jeff Hofer in LeHabre, California.

2:54:47 Lopicola, that's the one we've had...Mark, we always mispronounce your name I think. Madison Heights, Wisconsin. John Hayes R. Hayes in Napierville Illinois. Bruce Klassen in Valencia California. James Burke and Bile in Mount Sterling Illinois. Mark Neiman in Renton Washington. Eric Thorsen in Bergen Norway. Melissa Hodges in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. TinyEmpire.com in Walnut California. Tom Weaver in Fowlerville Michigan. Michael DeCock in Chandler Arizona Paul Ranum in Sandy

2:55:30 Utah. Chris Geelan in Brussels, Belgium. At least he's still with us. Matt Lovett in Ashburton Canterbury New Zealand. Hey New Zealand! Jeffrey Walso in Nealburg, Saskatchewan. And Andy Clements will give you... By the way, Jeffrey did some karma coming at the end. Andy Clements in Trimmeath Ireland. We're getting more Irish that's great! Dustin Martin in Salem Oregon Arthur Kessler and Mesquite Nevada Sir Paul from Horseheads

2:56:10 Sir Mark Tanner, who sent us a nice note too by the way. Sir Mark in Whittier California and Paul St. Laurent in Renton Washington that concludes our very long list of $50 donors. It's astonishing I could hold my voice. Thank you all so much for this. That was very well received we love it shows you that we have to just keep doing this show first somebody wrote in complaining about the notes saying You know what, is this your full-time jobs? Wow. Yeah, I know that note should know it didn't work guys like one of our nights is this our full yeah that I would say it's our full time job you have the only reason we can do it because of this overwhelming support This fix is January 11 more to go so your main source of income yes it's our main source of income and I wanted to do two first I picked one out got a nice note from the $25 category We can't mention everybody under the 50s greetings from Gitmo Nation corrupt hot dog

2:57:10 Where's that? Where is the corrupt hot dog? Well, that could either be Chicago which is the Chicago dog. That would be right. It's very corrupt. Got your email today I felt bad money has been tight for me but no agenda has been an important part of my life so i added you to my bill pay from my online bank account and sent a check for 25 dollars. I'm close to knighthood hopefully by giving a little bit even without getting credit sorry that's my ego talking...I will still feel good! The check has a memo about dryer balls I bought them, but now my laundry is staticky as hell. I may try a hybrid of natural dryer sheet with them and perhaps you can have a moment of silence for Buddy Cianci the former Providence Rhode Island mayor and convicted felon who died this week He was basically Richard Daly but went to jail All right in the morning to you and I had Sent him a note back Oh nice

2:58:06 The suggesting I don't know if he's using the wool dryer balls because i think they have a little drier the sheep wools the sheeps wool Yes, the ones that are made from sheep's wool. I believe will kill this static cling I don't have static oh my no I've been using the balls haven't gotten any static cling recently I don't have any slight static clean either But then there was a lot of it has to do with humidity by the way There was a little Twitter thing that you and I both responded to, and I ordered them. You said they look bogus. Someone said hey there's natural oil soap nuts, soap berries... Oh yeah! Well listen to this how could how could i pass up this opportunity? An eight pound bag no wait a minute good for 240 washes only $18 that's a deal if it works

2:58:58 I question whether it works. Well, well i'm gonna find out! I mean, I think they foam up... that wouldn't surprise me a lot of things in the world foam up You know how clean we know how? We're going to test it?! I'm gonna wash some of Tina's clothes that she left here then we'll know if she goes hmm my clothes are so soft So you're gonna test it on her even though she may be allergic She's not allergic to nothing which will put you out of luck for about a month She's not allergic to anything No sir Thank you all once again. This is so highly appreciated We have a couple of things will play at the end of the show in our end montage But do want to hand out some jobs karma everybody can use it even if you have one Jobs, jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs

2:59:45 And one quick PR mention before we move into the birthdays. If you have Apple TV, Mike Mills at mikemillsmlzz has created an app no agenda app for the Apple TV which not a lot of people have this device yet But it is very cool because because you can when you go to the channel the app I guess channel app whatever if you listen to live stream, and you can Follow along with a chat so that kind of makes sense when your if you're watching it If your list watching I guess live it also of course has back episodes and everything so fun stuff. That's not a bad idea It's a very good video. It's just the chat the chat yeah, it makes total sense right Yeah

3:00:31 And a reminder, we'll have another show on Thursday. A nice list for today. Robert Woods says happy birthday to his son Moses who was born October 4th, brand new human resource. Christopher Grace is happy birthday to his son Ryan one month old yesterday. Brian Hinman happy birthday to his wife Lori she's celebrating today as is Matthew Windendwindedals BFF Bill also celebrating on January 31st Happy Birthday from the best podcast in the universe!

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3:02:46 Well, that would be common. Yes, common for this show. Well first we need to discuss the relationship between the Electronic Frontier Foundation heralded by many lauded by most as the bastions of freedom. I don't like them, I've had my run-ins with John Perry Barlow no one wanted to support me at the MTV dot com domain name dispute even though they're supposed to help with legal stuff like that but yeah it was commercial I was MTV so they turned their nose up you should recuse yourself from this debate Yeah that's not gonna happen if i just did a disclaimer No! I'm the one bringing it up there is no debate unless I bring it up

3:03:29 The relationship between EFF, the Mozilla Foundation and Google needs to be discussed up front. Google donates a lot of money to Electronic Frontier Foundation that in fact I believe they're one of their largest donors. Google also pays the Mozilla foundation...I want to say it's 100 million dollars a year but some outrageous amount... That was 44. Okay who is counting? Some outrageous number to have google be the default search engine in the browser. So now we have the HTTPS Everywhere Have you been following this? A little bit, but I'm sure i haven't been following it with any alacrity compared to what you're about to present Okay. So the HTTPS Everywhere is a Firefox Chrome and Opera extension This is how it starts that encrypts your communications with many major websites making your browsing more secure

3:04:28 Encrypt the web. Install HTTPS Everywhere today! And they play this off, and if you look at the whole page from the EFF about what a great idea it is. First of all the first line pisses me off. HTTPS Everywhere is produced as a collaboration between The Tor Project and The Electronic Frontier Foundation We know who funds The Tor Project and we know that The Tor Project is not necessarily a complete end-to-end secure solution They continue by saying many sites on the web offer some limited support for encryption over HTTPS but make it difficult to use. For instance, they may default to unencrypted HTTP or fill encrypted pages with links that go back to the unencrypted site The HTTPS Everywhere extension fixes these problems by using quote clever technology

3:05:19 to review requests to these sites, to HTTPS. Information about how to access the project's Git repository and get involved in development is here." So first of all... The first thing I wanted to know was this so they're proxying what they are pertaining to do is turn unencrypted, insecure connections which by the way if you go to the noagenda pages there's no HTTPS it just HTTP And the reason for that is there's no reason to, um... The overhead I'll say of having a certificate. You know? I agree There is expense to it and then for secure transactions What's the point? What's the point? I'm getting to the point

3:06:04 No, I'm saying what's the point of doing HTTPS? Oh well there is no point other than when you are running HTTPS guess what doesn't work. Ad blockers. I'm all ears ad blockers, ad blockers. Oh that's interesting so here is what they're even saying where did you get this? This is a great story for me You should be all over this and you should be all over this here So let me just give you a few then so they start to let up a little bit in this sadly many sites still include A lot of content from third party domains that is not available over HTTPS

3:06:46 As always, if the browser's lock icon is broken or carries an exclamation mark you may remain vulnerable to some adversaries that use active attacks or traffic analysis. Adversaries who use active attacks OR traffic analysis! You mean Google's competitors? Yeah... That's what they mean However the effort would be required to eavesdrop on your browsing should still be usefully increased So there even giving away that this is pretty much being done to circumvent the ad blockers, but it gets worse if In the git code at github they have the icons that will be displayed if you go to a website That does not have HTTPS by default and it will be a big red X

3:07:38 So let me get this straight. Now hold on I will say that i'm getting pushback from the chat room that it does not stop ad blocking, I disagree! This is a psychological trick The psychology of it is ultimately...I'm going to predict for you right now that the HTTPS everywhere, everyone will be told this is what you have to do and really when it's HTTPS who is going to be handing out the root certificates? What'll be easy. It can be real easy to get your certificate from the same guys who are pushing this and it will be free fine But I'm telling you, this is about advertising and tracking. They don't want other people tracking they wanna have some kind of control over the advertising and they certainly don't want ISPs down at the other end inserting ads over theirs This is a complete...and I think almost anti-competitive move Well it does beg the question And by the way chat room instead of just saying I am wrong please tell me why I am wrong

3:08:42 And keep going, John. It does make the question I'll ask the chat room this question Why do you need it on 90% of the sites out there? It is it's overhead that's unnecessary. I don't care when I'm looking at Amazon and Going through them to all the books there because I'm looking for a book that it's encrypted Oh God, everybody see people can figure out that you're looking for books Or why, when somebody goes to the noagendashow.com site? Why does it need to be encrypted? The show is put into the public domain! You can put in on your own website what needs... What's so secret about it?! What does it need to be encrypted for? Encryption is now being marginalized by making everything supposedly and so important that it'd be encrypted when it doesn't need to be encrypted

3:09:29 And everyone has all these... I don't need to encrypt half this crap. Everybody has all these technical answers. I don't need to encrypt the Vorac website! Exactly, thank you. Everybody has all these technical answers. Well the ads are inserted after they're... No listen, you're right John why? Why because they love you and want to protect you from the bad trackers? Oh please get over yourself grow up people Google our A-holes alphabet whatever they are This is not okay and EFF is complicit And everyone's gonna have it installed and then these extensions, well that's not an HTTPS ad. No we're not going to proxy that you watch! You watch...and notice that Safari is not in this little consortium they have not been pulled in or they are not participating

3:10:14 So I, you know...you can say whatever you want. This is about ad blocking and they're being very very sly about, oh we need to protect you. Well they wouldn't roll something out like this with immediate ad blocking because it would be so obvious No of course not! But your saying its just part of the scheme and i will watch It's going to start... We'll see if your right or wrong I think you're probably right. You have a pretty good sense about these things." We all know what happens when you go to a website that for some reason Google deems inappropriate, it's happened to Dvorak.org several times... Then you get a big scary burglar reaching through a little cartoon screen on your browser saying, Oh this is not secured. You should go back and go away or if you really want to take that risk click three more things you can get through now if you have an HTTP website versus HTTPS you will get an X in the it's going to be a big red X. This is yeah this is breakage. This sort of thing is not good

3:11:16 Now, I like that everybody knows so much about everything but mark my words. This is about advertising. The only good phone's the landline and the phone should be made out of Bakelite! And as always on the No Agenda Show we are very open to feedback and criticism you just let us know will follow up on this guaranteed you're not going to hear about it from all the tech hornys they love it all so much Google saving them keeping them all safe safe from bad websites That's a good voice. Thank you By the way, Tina thinks people in Holland are angry because I do the Dutch accent thing. She thinks that's probably why. Did you get some feedback? Is the Dutch giving you crap? No! Most people like it but they're not Dutch. No Dutch people have written me saying they think it's hilarious It is funny Yes, I know The Dutch have a screwy sense of humor and if they say that its funny even though they might no be laughing They mean it

3:12:19 It's the most honest culture you'll ever run into. John, we are... I think we should get 10 more minutes out of this puppy for today. We're way long. We're long. We're so long! We're Long Dong Silverlong. Let's do one more bit-I got one more thing for sure. Alright. I can put it off or I could do it? We have to put some stuff off. We gotta talk about this someday. We gotta talk about it next time. Wait, wait, I have the lead in. Hold on. I have... here we go. I have the lead-in! The race is on to find a vaccine as the mosquito born Zika virus takes hold in the Americas, it's being linked to severe birth defects around 4 000 suspected cases of microcephaly have been reported here in Brazil. I think that's enough of a lead and everybody knows about this horrible zika virus that is making children being born with small heads

3:13:06 I believe this to be some sort of a hoax or lie that we can discover who's behind it. And it's...and I agree, we both exchanged a couple of documents and I believe there is a couple theories out there most of them are nutty but you know my favorite one Mimi brought up because she got off Facebook. Oh, genetically engineered rubella! And it's just done, it is being made for the government to kill people or something. It's one of these crazy Facebook things I believe it to be what it is and this will turn out to be the case and I think its a... No no! I know what it is. Its climate change You know specifically what it is? Climate change There are bunch of people that said that too which was funny Oh sure

3:13:51 It is some sort of pesticide or new pesticide or herbicide that is being used extensively in Brazil. And Brazil is fairly well known in that community, the poison community... From what I've learned... Yeah whatever bring it over we'll kill the forest and kill the bugs Some of these pesticides are banned in 22 countries the ones that are being used in Brazil. We have the... Yeah, they'll do anything and this is bullcrap because this virus has been around since the 40's? And I think first identified or more yeah. I heard that in 1930 it was identified but its really never... But it's always beautiful to use a virus because of nature you know You can't even say conspiracy theory or anything just oh it's nature well we're screwed who we can fight nature It's great

3:14:46 Besides the pesticides, John? They had the pertussis vaccine that has been introduced in 2014 and they were giving it to pregnant women as where they're giving the influenza vaccine. And then there's the Bill & Melinda Gates genetically modified mosquitoes Yeah I don't think that's it Well But a lot of people hate Bill & Melinda Gates so they blame them but also have a possible operation a kind of a category of product that might benefit from this and maybe behind some of the promotion of it. Play the repellent story and tell me what you hear in there. That's why if you have any symptoms when you return, see your doctor and use repellents so you don't get bit. Tell your family and people around to use the repellant too

3:15:41 The repellent I heard him say the repel out a second time is there any funny piece This is like a little native advertising on ABC again also and the guy at the first guy talking he blows his line And he says, when you get diagnosed with the disease use repellent. Which is got it wrong! You're supposed to use the repellant. Yeah because... Ha ha let's listen again. That's why if you have any symptoms when you return see your doctor and use repellents so that you don't get bit. Tell your family and people around you to use the repellent too. And you've also pointed out- Well yeah well depends on how you want to interpret what he said but regardless I know you can interpret it the other way but Muir was thinking like I was thinking So he reiterated Well actually said THE repellent

3:16:25 What is the he's the second time? He was ad-libbing Best you can do okay. He's newsreader us that she shouldn't shouldn't be doing that Now, okay so this thing looks to be to everybody at least my logic says... But also notice the headlines. Zika virus in the Americas! The Americas it could hit us any time here. The Americas Well you might as well scare the public but... Scare the public This looks like a cover up to me because here is Deutsche Welle They brought a WHO person in which everyone said, oh the WHO's all freaked out. This is one of the analysts at the WHO... World Health Organization? World Health Organization who loves to get on board with these things but they can't even bring themselves to get on board if you listen to this guy you will realize that there is no connection between this virus that they can find and little head headed babies. Forbidden by virus carrying mosquitoes

3:17:25 In Brazil, more than 4,000 babies have been born with abnormalities thought to be caused by Zika. Gregory Hertel is the spokesperson for the World Health Organization he joins us now from Geneva. Gregory why has Zika not been declared a global health emergency already? It is clearly spreading thousands of children are being born with birth defects which are being blamed on the virus Why the hold up Yeah, so the thing is there's actually not enough evidence. There's very little evidence to connect the two with cause and effect. Oh really? So Zika in itself is a very mild virus

3:18:09 And Zika in itself would definitely not warrant a public health emergency designation. What is worrying, however, is this perhaps link to microcephaly to Guillain-Barre that is to say some neurological disorders. Oh interesting because Guillain-Barre comes primarily from adverse reaction to vaccines? which happen at birth or after birth when one's older. But this hasn't been proven yet there certainly is circumstantial linkages in terms of time and place but there's no cause-and-effect yet so that's why we haven't rushed into a global emergency. Now Gregory,

3:19:01 There's a lot of criticism in the wake of the Ebola epidemic so that the global health community simply waited too long, that the response was not quick enough. Is the World Health Organization doing anything differently to help prevent that from happening in the Zika case? Well, I think certainly what we've done is quite fast and thorough in this case. And yes, I think everyone has learned from the Ebola lessons. And so certainly since May 2015 when the first cases in the Americas were notified to the World Health Organization, we've sent various teams to the countries affected to help them improve their vector control... Ooh! Oh John?

3:19:45 I need some of that. I need my vector control improved. Improve their vector control... What the hell is vector control? Mosquito abatement. Their vector control to do case detection studies, to look at other means of controlling detecting the virus and studying or trying to determine whether or not it really is linked to birth defects Gregory Hertel with the World Health Organization's response in the wake of concerns over the Zika virus. Thank you. Oh brother...

3:20:21 The Zika virus thing is a fraud, it's a hoax. Yeah it's like Ebola It's like peak oil It's like the killer bees I'm sorry...it's the bee colony collapse What other crises have we witnessed? When you get old enough You hear enough of this bull crap Things like the bee colony collapse can be probably traced Probably to these problems They were inventing too many screwy sprays And they test them in Brazil This is a chemical, if you could find the public relations people pushing this story the hardest. You can find out who their clients are and you will find the company responsible They're gonna get this thing off the market because they know what we're going to do What if somebody figures out what we've got here? It's making these small headed babies We gotta pull this product

3:21:10 Send out some, create some bogus story. Let everybody think it's Zika which has been around forever. It's nothing new you wouldn't even know what you had. This is what is poorly known because this came up at the dinner Then I spewed a little bit of this on them, but I saw the huge question mark faces. They don't know me yet so like I backed off a bit but that's it you know this thing has been around since the 40s really? Really isn't it? But no, it's not like some crazy head shrinking virus people get afraid man they get bigot yeah It's terrorism, what it is. Terrorism. Is a form of terrorism. Of course no agenda... Whoever it I can guarantee that the company that makes the head shrinking product which is an outstanding product on its own has pulled this thing off the market subtly so if you can find out in Brazil we have Brazilian listeners what product has come and gone

3:22:08 That's probably it and then you can find the public relations people that created the smoke screen this story is a smoke screen Yes, yes get these guys out of business. Yes Get that product gone before anyone discovers in and suddenly This little product this problem was gonna go away with a head shrink I feel so sorry for those kids they look so weird they're gonna get rid of the The prime will go away and say, well it must have been a mutation or they have some bogus excuse. You can wait for it you can just wait for it you can just wait for it. You can see it coming down Broadway now but we don't recommend repellent We have-we recommend doing other things to protect yourself from the horrible Zika virus And wash your hands after touching any raw meat Less than 10 minutes to go! Alright I think...I think we should go This is one of the longest shows we've ever done

3:22:55 Well, it was worth it. Oh totally worth wasn't boring no and even during the During the mention of all the people that helped us we had a lot of stories in there I feel sorry for anyone who's goes went fast forward yes Always always always try to get funny stuff in there alright everybody yeah Thank you so much for the support today. It is just incredible as highly highly appreciated Thank you for fixing January That really helps. Just in time, just in time? Yeah exactly. Tomorrow's February that's right. Oh I have to pay my rent thanks for reminding me let me see any award shows or football games that should be watching the pro bowl will be on today which is not that interesting. I would say wait till the Super Bowl next Sunday Is it next Sunday? Wow okay all right Next Sunday

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3:26:26 Hey, citizen. Hey, citizen. Hey, citizen. It's time to do it now in the morning I wanna do it in the morning There's nothing better when it's In the morning In the morning Yeah! I wanna do it now in the morning There's nothin' to it now in the morning I don't know what you're Morning Morning In the morning

3:27:02 Who will do the most? Can you see that juice?! Get out of my vagina! AHHHHHH!!! The only anti-dargational moments where there's an ant that you do not torch and that's as in ants carrying one of the dead heads back. Oh no, it has to be... That's the guy with the leg up. Of course! Yeah, that's the guy, the guy from the side of a hill Do you think that hill is just one big ants' hill? No, its mostly bedrocks Bedrock hills, right here. Yes, on this side of a hill. It's a big giant rock But there's enough soil, these ants don't need a lot. There should be enough soil, enough soil, that's called siege mode. What other modes do your ants have? Well they have sneak attack, this is called siege mode. What other modes do your ants have? They can trick stuff for people who are special and let's go start to deal with these Argentinian Ants And this trick does indeed work So one of the things that the ants will

3:27:47 in the kitchen is that they'll send a scout 1, 2 or 3 or 4 scouts out. Every single time. For example, for people who are special and the West Coast has to do their research into ants and endistrictos districto's district I have a trick for people who are special and the West Coast has to do their research into ants and endistricto's district if they find something they go back and report back back and report back next thing there was a line of this guy with some long extension it says yeah but like with uh...it has a you can bend it a bendy some of them bends some of them don't I recommend the metal bendys cause then you can let it hang on by the cheapest land you see when you find all the ones that run around ya get tortured And you leave him there. Wouldn't it, wouldn't one of those crack pipe lighters be better? As a general rule I am just fine with drinking the booze. Hold on a second. And drinking the booze! No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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3:29:44 You can either stay and be quiet or we'll have to take you out. Can we have the doors removed, please? OK. Where was I?