Topic: Sir Dogbert

AJ van Steenbergen, now Sir Dogbert of the SoCal Underverse, donated his first Social Security check to the program. A retired Lieutenant Colonel in the Marines, he expressed gratitude for the show's deconstruction efforts. His donation included requests for sound bites involving Al Sharpton and Yoko Ono, and he was officially "de-douched" by the hosts.

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for Peter Ruthven (Sir Peter of Sydney's North Shore) and AJ van Steenbergen (Sir Dogbert of the Social Underverse) for their $1,000 donations. They also acknowledge several producer birthdays and clarify a donation discrepancy involving Australian exchange rates. The segment concludes with the traditional "hookers and blow" litany for the new knights.