Topic: James Shea

Matthew Clay is knighted as Sir Matt the Bulgarian, and James Shea becomes the "Circumcised Chef" (or Sir Come Sized Shaft). Shea requests that the Roundtable add buckwheat cakes and Jim Beam Black Label to its menu. The segment concludes with a play of the "Emperor Hillary" jingle and a mention of the "Darby Hauler."

James Shea of West Virginia is knighted as Sir Circumcised Chef, requesting a ceremony involving buckwheat cakes and Jim Beam Black Label. The segment transitions into a discussion about a viral meme featuring a young Hillary Clinton tweeting "Happy birthday to the next president," which the hosts suspect is a fabricated smear.