Topic: Mary Paul Stewart

Jason Lane is knighted as Sir Jason Lane of Clear Creek Canyon. Mary Paul Stewart becomes a Dame. A notable donation from John Davis highlights his daughter, Lieutenant Kim Davis, who controls nuclear missile sites in North Dakota. The hosts praise her service and play "pew-pew" sound effects in her honor.

The hosts read birthday announcements for several listeners and "Eric the Shill." They reiterate the peerage titles granted earlier in the show, joking about how these titles will be discovered by archaeologists 1,500 years in the future. Listeners are directed to the show's archives for older episodes not available on iTunes.