Topic: Dame Cheryl

Cheryl Wenzel is dubbed "Dame Cheryl, Cowgirl of the Wind River Range" after relocating from New Jersey to a 10-acre ranch in Pinedale, Wyoming. Sir R. Daniels of Colts Neck, New Jersey, achieves his fourth knighthood and shares a 9/11 remembrance regarding his time on a trading desk in Jersey City.

Robert Davila facilitates a damehood for Cheryl Shuffelt, who becomes Dame Cheryl of the Singing Cat Herders. The segment features the "robilizer" jingle and jobs karma. Christoph from Munich is knighted as Sir Christoph, Knight of the Blockchain, sending greetings from Germany to the "news deconstruction" show.