1:58:18 I'm surprised you didn't try it with AI. Hey, AI, keep this image exactly the same, just add the words farewell my friend. I bet you AI couldn't do it. Well, I'd change this, I'd change the background and some other stuff. You would have my friend spelled wrong. I mean, there's always something. We always thank everyone who supports the show financially $50 and above and in this segment we think or but we Give out credits for each episode just like Hollywood. In fact, they are recognized by Hollywood at IMDB comm executive producer and associate executive producer credits Here's how it works $200 or above you get a title and a credit of associate executive producer. It's forever for the rest of your life and
1:59:05 If anyone ever questions it, we'll be happy to vouch for you. Have we ever had anyone ask for a vouch? Maybe once, I think. People don't take this seriously enough. Well, if they ever do, we will vouch. We'll vouch. So you get that credit and we will read your note. $300 and above, executive producer credit. You can be the envy of your friends. And we will also read your note. However, as I look at our list, and this is, donations, value for value from 1841 and 1842. The first one right off the bat has no note at all! Yeah I know it's the best! It's Eric Olson from Plano, Texas. Yes, $1,000. Unless he's a spook and this is their spook money for the month. Well I don't think Eric Olson has been knighted.
1:59:58 So, do we actually, do we have him on the, is he on the list? Let me check. Let me just see. We do have a knight and a dame today. Let me check. Do we have... Nope. Nope. So, he is, if he... Why don't we just gratuitously put him on the list? No, no, no. We'll wait because he'll have a knight name and he'll have stuff for the round table. He'll come in. So, $1,000. Thank you so much, Eric. No note. That means you get a double of karma. You've got Karma. There was nothing else to go over. No, I know, but I was looking at the page and there was a piece coming up that you're going to crack. I'm sorry. I was laughing at this piece. It's hilarious. You're off format, man. We're not doing a hardcover review. I know. Jim Bobway's up next. He's in Cary, North Carolina. And he came with 500 bucks. I want to thank him for that. And he says, sincere apologies for the hiatus.
2:01:05 been a lot going on. Have a great deal to catch up on with no agenda. Please send all my love to my wife and my best friend, Duchess Mary Ann Schneeberger. Happy Valentine's Day, darling. It's a Valentine's Day donation. The highest order, 500 bucks, good for you. It's a Valentine's Day show today. And Sunday, by the way. And Valentine's Day is on Saturday, not Friday, like I said in the newsletter. Oh no, yes, wrong. I missed that, sorry. Yes. You missed it. You missed the copy edit. I missed it. Yeah. I suck. Without you, he continues, my life would be, would really be a massacre. I don't know what that means, but okay. Wishing you and, now he's switching gears, he's wishing me and Adam the very best. I, A-Y-E, Jim Bobway, proletarian of the liberated socialist People's Republic of Woke County, North Carolina. Boom, there you go.
2:02:06 Yes, Valentine's Day. Are you celebrating Valentine's Day sometime in April? Or do you actually stick to February 14th? It's nothing to celebrate. It's just, when you're, yes, if you're in the 10th grade and I was giving cards to the very various girls in the class. Let me just give you a tip. Here's a tip. All women, I don't care who they are, all women like at least a card or a phone call and I implore you. Yeah, I always do the phone call. Hey, happy Valentine's Day. Hey, did you watch Max Velocity? Dame Catherine, she is our crypto granny of Bangkok comes in with the Bitcoin, $500 worth.
2:02:51 which will be a thousand dollars next year. This is to thank John for the absolutely fantastic interview with Scott Adams. May his soul fly free. Dame Catherine, Crypto Granny of Bangkok. Beautiful. It's beautiful. Sir Guy in Brackley, Northamptonshire, UK. 333.33, treasure for your time and talent, Sir Guy. There you go. Is in clarified butter. Alec Hartman, Spring, Texas. Ah, the Texans are out. I love the Texans. $333.33. ITM, fellas, longtime douchebag, first-time donor.
2:03:33 Well, I guess... Oh, he wants a de-douching, yes. You've been de-douched. John, keep the TikTok clips coming. Thank you both for your courage. And here's his Valentine's Day ad. All right. Single, unmarried, and childless ladies in the woodlands and greater Houston, Texas area. I am a single, unmarried, and childless 32-year-old man seeking a like-minded woman with Christian values. You gotta have the three sixes, man. Six-pack, six-figure, six feet tall. I live an intentionally slow-paced life. I enjoy working hard in my career and at the gym. Oh, there you go. I thrive when I'm able to rest, spend my time with family, and indulge in unstructured leisure time. I'm thinking skiing. I'm looking for a long-term partner to share in my joie de vivre.
2:04:24 with the hope of getting hitched and making a family of our own down the road. If you're interested in grabbing a drink, going out for a fun brunch date, or wandering around a museum together, you can find me at noagendasoulmates at gmail.com. Once again, that's noagendasoulmates at gmail.com. No jingles, just karma and a deducing please, which I gave you. Happy Valentine's Day. Peace be with you all. Oh, we got the karma for you. Where's he located? In Spring, Texas. So the Woodlands is... Well, Texas is loaded with gals. The Woodlands is a classy area. People with money live in the Woodlands. So I'm just saying, ladies, just saying. Okay, so... Hare, Heel, and White Salmon, Washington. Yeah. 333.33. Jobs Karma really works? Uh-huh.
2:05:25 starting the new job in a couple of weeks and sharing some of the spoils and around a jobs karma he wants and a cancer karma to share with anyone who needs them. Yes, F cancer karma obviously. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! You've got karma. And before you read the next note, I will mention that it got kicked back by the bank. Oh, this donation from Bob? Yeah, because the bank all of a sudden, because of their new service agreements with whoever they're doing this with, won't take Canadian checks. Well, that's an outrage. That's what I say. I'm going to get ahold of the CEO of the bank and complain about this. Weren't they bought by some big Dutch bank? No, no, no. They've been buying banks.
2:06:17 Oh, well, yes. And I want you to record this and we'll air this interview. It's an outrage. We promote checks. Do we do promote checks? I mean, I don't want to tell Bob he has to send his, you know, go back to Stripe or PayPal. Bitcoin, Bitcoin, Bitcoin. I could do that too. Bob Stanhope sends us $333.33. He says, greetings from Grand Forks, British Columbia, Canada. Land of the free. Dot, dot, dot. Keeping it old school with a note and a check while we still can. Well, there you go. Yeah, there's 333 is actually less than 250. Oh, yeah, it's like 50 bucks, but doesn't matter. Yeah. No, well, yeah.
2:07:00 It's been over a year since my last donation. Please accept this humble token of appreciation in the amount of $333.33 for a job well done. We love the show! Best podcast in the universe without a doubt. No jingles, good karma for all. Adam, keep the faith, literally and figuratively. John, keep it crusty and real. We love it! Stay dangerous men, we appreciate the effort. Bob Stanhope, a bike riding guy in the boundary. You've got karma. Now we come to Harry Klan in Aledo, Aledo, Texas, who also writes in a note, handwritten note. Adam and John, $300. He says, hello, I decided to kick off 2026 as both an executive producer and a knight of the No Agenda Roundtable. I think he's on the list. He is.
2:07:53 This donation puts me over the top for knighthood accounting attached. I stopped watching TV news and reading physical newspapers more than 30 years ago. Since 2009, the No Agenda podcast has been my source for news and more importantly media deconstruction. Can I just say something here? More and more people email me and say, you know, I stopped following news. I don't watch, you know, stuff on Instagram or X or I just stopped it. I find that the NOA Agenda Show will give me the stuff that's at the top, the top of, you know, the cream of the crop. And we, you know, we dig down under to bring up the nasty stuff to show you what it's really all about. And they feel informed and happy.
2:08:42 happy with their lives, I tell you. And I think that's a very good way to live. Yeah, they're not distracted by the propagandists. Yes. Which we... We're not working for anybody to do that stuff. And they whistle and laugh a lot because they hear, blah, blah, blah, racist videos, blah, blah, blah. Then they go, okay. I know better than you I know what's really going on. Midterms. He continues, the two of you are national treasures. And I'm honored to be a citizen of Gitmo Nation and producer of the best podcast in the universe. For more years, sincerely, Henry, Harry Klan. He's also Sir Sauerkraut of the North Texas Anita's. What does that mean? Is there something? What's an Anita? What's a Texas Anita? It's probably some snack. I don't know.
2:09:30 And by the way, the word editor calculated my note to be just 115 words, John. Smiley face. Beautiful. Sean Holman, Nome, Indiana. Not new to the donation list. $219.11. Get it, 1911, because Stealth Arms has a new pistol out. Check it out at StealthArms.net. By the way, it has been acclaimed as the best competition pistol under $2,500 and takes Glock mags. The double stacked Glock mags. I actually shot my platypus from Stealth Arms the other day and it jammed. I'd never shot it. Yeah, jammed right out of the gate.
2:10:15 Yeah, it was, uh... Yeah, it shot really well, but it jammed right out of the gate. But that is not to say that I don't love it. So you cleared the jam and it shot fine after that? Of course, of course. It could have been the ammo. But I mean, I presumed it was oiled enough. It was new in the box. I didn't figure I'd have to do anything with it. Maybe that was my mistake. I don't know. What would the bow shield T9 would do? Good question. All right, where are we? We're at Sir Johnny B. in Brockport, New York, 21426. My beautiful wife, Dame Polly of 24 years, 21426. That is the, and we have two of them today. Yes, that's the Valentine's Day donation, yes. Official Valentine's Day donation. My beautiful wife, Dame Polly of 24 years, looking forward to the rest of them, the rest of them, the years, I guess.
2:11:10 Now love Sir Johnny B. Okay, let's call out. Wonderful. Sir Dr. Sharkey, St. Peter's, Missouri, 21426 is our second of only two Valentine's Day donations. I dedicate this to my two grand human resources. Love, Paw Paw, Sir Dr. Sharkey, Duke, and Secretary General of FEMA Region 4 and 7. And now we go on to Junonymous in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, 21060. Jew-nonymous. E-mailed Adam again regarding Tel Aviv. Anonymous Jew, anonymous donation. I got his e-mail. So I said, we're doing it, we're gonna go to Israel the end of the month, beginning of March, and I will be doing some shows from Israel. Gonna go pick up some Jew money, get the Mossad money, get the shekels.
2:12:04 We need the Mossad money. Where are those guys? And he sent me a long list of stuff to do in Tel Aviv, which I appreciate that. Thank you. And he says, anonymous, anonymous donation. Bring out my brethren, the shape-shifting Jews from my knighthood. In other words, he wants that clip. Knight name circumcision and you get a circumcision and you get a circumcision and you oh I get it he's doing Oprah you get a circumcision and you get a circumcision. There we go. Alright we get it now. There we go. Roll over the magical shape-shifting Jews. Step right this way. Roll over the shape-shifting Jews.
2:12:58 Gotta love the trolls. All the gay bars in Tel Aviv are on alert. Adam's coming. Alright, very funny. Very funny. Funny trolls. Very fucking trolls. Robert Ludwig in Nevada, Iowa. Nevada, Iowa. $2.07 and 20 cents and he has no note so he receives a double of Karma. You've got Karma. Ah, here we go. Bensonville, Illinois. We got Eli the Coffee Guy. $2.02.08. I had an impromptu meet up on Saturday with Darren O! Wow. The host of the rock and roll pre-show and Planet Rage. He stopped by one of our brewery marketing events or market events. Oh, he was trolling for free coffee. Course he was.
2:13:44 Thank you Adam and John for connecting all of us producers. I met some very fine people over the years, both online and in person, thanks to NOAgenda. I've also been blessed to share our coffee with people all over. Get Motownation, visit GiveGawattCoffeeRoasters.com, use code ITM20, and share in the joy of great coffee today. Stay caffeinated. Eli the coffee guy, I should mention he also sent me a separate note, because he's sending me some more coffee, demanding that I stop playing as opposed to the other producer. Eli's demanded I stop playing the TikTok clips. Oh. And so I'm agreeing to not play a TikTok clip for one show for every bag of coffee. Wow. So today, so the next three shows I'm getting no... Pile it on. All right. Well, there you go. Mike Duffy, Blenheim in New Zealand. $200 and 51 cents. Are these
2:14:38 Oh, so that is, oh, he's, that's a $333.33 New Zealand dollary dues. So we will give it, we will put him up in the exact. Wow! Yeah, we will put him up in the, that's quite the exchange rate, isn't it? $200.51. Brutal. Love the show. Business karma, please. Flora's Hot Dogs, Blenheim, New Zealand. The best hot dogs in the universe. Well can he send those? I'd love to try some. Can you get them across country lines? Sending meat to customs is very difficult. Well anyway, Flora's Hot Dogs, Blenheim, New Zealand. Here's your business karma. You've got karma.
2:15:22 Sir Gooch in Boonesboro, Maryland 200. As a birthday switcheroo for Monkey Boy in Indianapolis we can no longer be friends in good conscience without getting him a de-douching. Yes. You've been de-douched. Signed Sir Gooch in Maryland. Oh, was that it? Was that it? Yeah. I'm sorry. That's it. I'm sorry. Okay, hold on a second. I was getting something ready here because we have a switcheroo And is this from the Indy No Agenda raffle in Greenwood?
2:16:00 But it's a switcheroo for Annette Miller. Now, Annette also does the Meetup reports. We have one from them, from the most recent one. She says, ITM, John and Adam, thank you both for being a constant source of insight and sanity in this crazy world. Shout out to Sir Ryan who led me down the no agenda rabbit hole and to the Indy Meetup crew for always being great company there. Can I please get a fear is freedom followed by a boogity, boogity, boogity Yes, I have a boogity boogity for you. Amen. Yes, thank you very much says Annette Miller and Annette, thank you for always sending the fantastic Meetup reports from Indy. Boom! There we go.
2:17:02 Lou Patkins up she's in Castle Rock Colorado $200 you do have the best producers in the universe shout out the gigawatt coffee I love this it's beautiful I love it love it when they shout out the gigawatt coffee and little John's candies their coffee and toffee is fantastic now this For a competitive edge that gets her with a resume that gets results by the way she wants his jobs karma, but she didn't mention Yeah, we know what she deserves for a competitive edge with a resume that gets results go to image makers Inc comm Linda applies executive level positioning to her career transitions at every stage
2:17:47 That's Image Makers Inc. with a K and work with Linda Liu, Duchess of Jobs, writer of winning resumes. Jobs, Carmen, please, all she does mention it at the end, best Linda. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. That wraps up our executive and associate executive producers for episode 1842 of the best podcast in the universe. We thank you all very much. We will be thanking the rest of our supporters $50 and above in our second segment. Again, these are real credits and anybody can get one of them by going to noagendadonations.com, making a donation. You can even set up a sustaining donation if you want. If you have a sustaining donation, we recommend you check it because these things do expire from time to time and PayPal and Stripe probably won't let you know about it. So it's noagendadonations.com anytime, any frequency. And thank you again to the executive and associate executive producers. Our formula is this, we go out,