Topic: Ring

476 chapters across the catalog

Neighbor Narcs
Episode 1901 2:14:58 - 2:21:38

1901: Neighbor Narcs

Knighting Ceremony, Order of the Ant and Sign-Off

The show concludes with a formal knighting ceremony for Sir Joshua Caraballo and the induction of a new member into the Order of the Ant. Listeners are encouraged to visit NoAgendaRings.com for signet rings and commemorative pins. Adam Curry provides a final reminder of the "Value for Value" mission and signs off with his signature "Adios mofos" before the closing music mix.

Asymmetric Intimacy
Episode 1899 2:12:39 - 2:16:31

1899: Asymmetric Intimacy

Knighting Ceremony and Order of the Ant Pin Awards

Adam Curry officially knights and dames several high-value producers, including Jessica Green, Annette Miller, and Raymond Lee. He details the rewards associated with these titles, such as "gerbils' breast milk" and "mutton and mead." The segment concludes with a promotion for the physical "Order of the Ant" pins available to those who donate the specific $333.33 amount.

XY You're Out
Episode 1895 2:40:30 - 2:42:45

1895: XY You're Out

Knighting Ceremony, Sir Avery of Hamilton

Avery Allen is knighted as "Sir Avery of Hamilton" following a donation of $1,000 or more. The hosts perform the traditional knighting ceremony, welcoming him to the Round Table. They mention the availability of No Agenda knight rings and certificates of authenticity for those who reach this level of support.

En Banc
Episode 1893 2:49:18 - 2:51:04

1893: En Banc

Knighting Ceremony, Sir Hasmaticus II Induction

Sir Hasmaticus II is formally inducted into the No Agenda Round Table. The ceremony includes the traditional list of "hookers and blow" and instructions for obtaining a custom Knight ring. The segment concludes with a final list of community birthdays, including Ethan (son of Eli the Coffee Guy).

We Need Memes!
Episode 1891 2:45:03 - 2:47:21

1891: We Need Memes!

Knighting Ceremony, Sir Danny of Cumberland County

Darren and Larry perform a formal knighting ceremony for Danny Haynes, who becomes "Sir Danny Knight of Cumberland County" for his $1,000 donation. They also announce a title change for "Baronet Nobody of New Jersey" and celebrate several birthdays, including the birth of "Miles the Coffee Kid," son of Eli the Coffee Guy.

Flock Off!
Episode 1890 3:18:42 - 3:29:37

1890: Flock Off!

Knighthood Nounsication and the Round Table

The hosts perform the formal "nounsication" of new Knights and Dames who have donated $1,000 or more. New titles include Sir Matt of the Flight Levels and Dame Ulyani. The ceremony includes the traditional granting of "hookers and blow" (symbolically) and instructions on how to obtain No Agenda signet rings.

In The Mourning
Episode 1888 5:52:46 - 5:57:06

1888: In The Mourning

Knighting Ceremony and New Baronial Titles

The hosts conduct a formal knighthood and title change ceremony for high-level donors. New titles include the Baron of South Austin and the Baronet of Saxapahaw. A large group of new Knights and Dames is inducted into the roundtable, followed by instructions on how to claim custom No Agenda rings and certificates of authenticity from the official website.

The Stick Works
Episode 1887 2:39:35 - 2:41:57

1887: The Stick Works

Knighting Ceremony, Signet Rings, Mutton and Mead

The formal knighting ceremony for Dame Rebecca at the Mic and Sir Skibbity of St. Petersburg is conducted. The hosts list the traditional (and humorous) items available at the No Agenda Round Table, such as "Mutton & Mead" and "Hookers & Blow." New knights and dames are directed to NoahJenTheRings.com to claim their signet rings and certificates.

Code Brown
Episode 1884 2:38:51 - 2:43:17

1884: Code Brown

Knighting Ceremony, No Agenda Signet Rings

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for several high-tier donors, including Sir Jack Ash and Sir Rocka of the Spicy Mountains. They discuss the "roundtable" menu, which includes a specific 1987 Caymus Cabernet Sauvignon. Information is provided regarding the official No Agenda signet rings available for knights and dames, which come with a certificate of authenticity and sealing wax.

Orgy of Socialism
Episode 1883 2:33:16 - 2:35:02

1883: Orgy of Socialism

No Agenda Rings, Signet Ring Shipment

The hosts promote the official No Agenda signet rings available for Knights and Dames. They announce that a new shipment of rings has arrived, addressing previous delays caused by the complexity of managing various ring sizes. Listeners who have been waiting for their premiums are encouraged to contact the show's support email.

Orgy of Socialism
Episode 1883 2:38:07 - 2:41:18

1883: Orgy of Socialism

Trump Voice ISO, Electric Wax Warmer Tip

The hosts select an AI-generated voice clip of Donald Trump for the end-of-show "ISO." John Dvorak provides the "Tip of the Day," recommending an $8.98 electric wax seal warmer from Amazon for use with the No Agenda signet rings. The tool allows users to melt wax beads or sticks without using a lighter, facilitating the creation of traditional wax seals.

Cow Cartel
Episode 1881 2:29:00 - 2:38:28

1881: Cow Cartel

Antifa Book Club Art, Knighthood Ceremony and Signet Rings

The hosts review the "Antifa Book Club" artwork by Darren O'Neill and discuss the lack of "inspired" art in the current cycle. A formal knighthood ceremony is held for Brendan Flemmer and LP McHenry, granting them titles and access to the "roundtable" perks like "Hookers & Blow" and "Geishas & Sake." New knights are encouraged to provide their ring sizes for official No Agenda signet rings.

Grace and Assurance
Episode 1879 2:41:16 - 2:44:20

1879: Grace and Assurance

Knighting Ceremony for Sir Dakota Walker

Dakota Walker of Portland, Maine, is officially knighted into the No Agenda Round Table following a $1,000 donation. The ceremony includes the traditional presentation of "hookers and blow" (metaphorically) and the promise of a signet ring for sealing correspondence. Sir Dakota is welcomed to the community of producers who provide the "time, talent, and treasure" necessary to sustain the broadcast.

Flim Flam
Episode 1877 2:20:28 - 2:23:09

1877: Flim Flam

Knighting Ceremony, Sir Wild Bill, and No Agenda Rings

Brent Stricker is officially knighted as "Sir Wild Bill, Liberator of California" in a formal ceremony. As a new knight in the Order of the Heart, he is granted access to the "roundtable" and will receive a No Agenda signet ring and wax seal. The hosts recite the traditional list of eccentric refreshments available to the peerage.

Kennel Index
Episode 1874 2:35:29 - 2:43:58

1874: Kennel Index

Peerage Updates, Boob Donations, and Knighting Ceremony

The show concludes its donor recognition with peerage updates, including Sir Fast Eddie of Alameda becoming a Baronet. The hosts perform a formal knighting ceremony for the new Knights and Dames, inviting them to the "Roundtable" and providing instructions on how to obtain their official No Agenda signet rings.

Lubio
Episode 1868 2:44:57 - 2:49:43

1868: Lubio

Knighting Ceremony and No Agenda Rings

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak perform a formal knighting ceremony for Sir Sifu El Padrino and Sir Boobalot of the Boot Heel. They promote the custom signet rings available at noagendarings.com, which come with sealing wax for authentic correspondence. The ceremony concludes with the traditional "Hookers & Blow" and "Gerbils Breast Milk" celebratory toasts.

Pointcast
Episode 1864 2:24:13 - 2:27:38

1864: Pointcast

Knighting Ceremony, Order of the Heart, Signet Rings

James Pelliccio is officially knighted into the Red Knight Order of the Heart, while Natalie Martin and Doug (Sir Wrangler of Jayhawk Nation) are brought to the Roundtable. New knights and dames receive signet rings, certificates of authenticity, and sealing wax to commemorate their status.