Topic: Dakota Walker

Dakota Walker of Portland, Maine, is officially knighted into the No Agenda Round Table following a $1,000 donation. The ceremony includes the traditional presentation of "hookers and blow" (metaphorically) and the promise of a signet ring for sealing correspondence. Sir Dakota is welcomed to the community of producers who provide the "time, talent, and treasure" necessary to sustain the broadcast.

A list of donors contributing various amounts, including "birthday donations" and "boob numbers" (80.08), were acknowledged for their financial support. The hosts emphasized the "Value for Value" model, where listeners determine the worth of the content and contribute accordingly. Donors from locations ranging from Roswell, New Mexico, to Sherwood Park, California, were recognized for their "time, talent, and treasure."