2:03:11 You're gonna get screwed. So keep an eye on your, on all your family really you can follow NoahJendartgenerator.com while we're doing this live We are doing it live! You can see the art being uploaded as we speak or again one of those modern podcast apps you'll see all of this art which Dreb Scott puts into the chapters you can see all the different choices and he uses them appropriately It's a lot of fun So of course we also have our treasure part which is where we thank our executive and associate executive producers for supporting the show. We need that more than anything to be honest about it, it's a big deal and we kick it off with Baron Wasteland from Milford Michigan who comes in with $333.69 and it's a switcheroo for Wendy's future damehood! And so I'll put I guess Wendy wasteland in there...I guess
2:04:06 even though that's not probably not her name. Baron Wasteland requesting MILF karma, okay... MILF karma for my smoking hot wife! I'm in the doghouse because i said i love her for her mind and she wants more body worship What? What is this? We live in Milford, Michigan because MILF City couldn't handle her. Oh you got it sir. And up next we have Dana Brunetti of all people. Oh! Dana Brunetti
2:04:57 producer who has come in with $333.33 and he sent a note this morning into me saying that he, this was a drunk donation oh well we love those okay are you gonna do it? or claims it was Well, I can do it with a little bit. So in other words he's not wasted drunk. He's just gonna be a little slurry. Tipsy. A little tipsy. Tipsy? Yeah. He starts off call to action! The donations lately have been despicable
2:05:36 Come on people, today is my 50th birthday. Don't send me gifts and donations with fifties in them instead of fifty thousand five hundred fifty two fifty That's where he, you know, his big sentence is falling apart. But you'll be a lot... Now I'm starting to feel it You'll be a lousy associate producer which should just be producer Enough with this BS associate! Okay, this is... Bernini has got this hard on over our usage of the associate producership Yeah and that stems from the fact that once donated
2:06:16 some years back, 250 bucks which he kind of puts in here. And we gave him associate producership and he blew up because to him the Hollywood method model is that associate producer is a title you give some lackey. Yeah like an intern. Yeah intern or somebody who's just showed up to do something... You're not going to pay them And so, now it varies from business to business. I've noticed this in various like magazine publishing, newspaper publishing online they have... An executive editor is not the same from thing to thing to thing and
2:07:00 I think with podcasting, we've chosen this. We have not backed down based on... No! We're not going to back down for some guy who did 50 shades of grey guy. Come on! So we're sticking with this even though he says it should be as just produced plane producer, which is a good title. Anyway goes on he says can I sit at the round table and eat birthday cake or will there even be enough donations for a knighting ceremony this show? Oh wait a minute so is he a knighted? No no he's been knighted That's what I thought okay title change then He just wants to sit there oh you could know that interestingly enough There's no nighting today so the round table is empty. So the jokes on him!
2:07:48 He'd be sitting by himself. Well he comes in at the right moment with his complaints Now he goes on, I know i've told John I'm done with Hollywood but it's kind of like the mafia can't seem to get out so I have a movie coming out in August go see it is called Gran Turismo Wait after the gran turismo? Is that like from the video game? Is that starting to turn eastward? That's his movie? There is a movie called Gran Turismo with Clint Eastwood. That's 10 years old, I don't know what movie this is. We'll have to look into it. You want to look up on IMDB? China's moving my orchard with the robot lawnmower!
2:08:28 mowing my orchard with a robot lawnmower. You can go, people should follow his Instagram account he's got one it's pretty funny and he's got some little Chinese mower a little turd like thing driving around on big wheels this thing has Orlando Bloom in it oh yeah it was like so it's like this is a movie of the games yeah I knew it interesting China's mowing my oil, and he goes on. There is a long no Dana! John and I became real friends recently when Alex and I were supposed to... or we almost became real friends when are going have breakfast at his house but then he cancelled on us said he had to pick up someone at the airport this is how bad the donations have gotten He has resorted to being in Uber driver
2:09:17 Also, can I tally up the bills for wine and dinner we've had as donations? No. Wow! Okay all right then hmm it's just you know please change my title to governor of the great state of El Dorado okay John can explain well he has caught wind of the fact that trying to change where he lives into the state of El Dorado. Oh, he's trying to do one of those? And I guess myself and another bunch of locals have told him why doesn't he run for governor then
2:09:54 And so he just wants to change his title to governor, makes it easier. No problem! Consider it done bro, consider it done. This is a massive cast He's listed as producer not executive but producer. Well that's...he probably produced it Yeah I guess so with Doug Belgrad and uh hey man It's an Orlando Bloom vehicle As we say in the biz Yes We've got Orlando Bloom people are very interested Grand Turismo. Nice, man! Congratulations What's the story plot? Does it say? Uh... well Yes of course it does The plot is uh This IMDB is slow The ultimate wish fulfillment tale of teenage Grand Turismo player whose gaming skills won a series of Nissan competitions to become an actual professional race car driver Based on a tr- Based on a true story
2:10:56 Nice. Yeah, yeah looks pretty cool this is the kind of I'd be good he does good work so when you become an executive producer or associate executive producer of the no agenda show This is the ranks of people you're in with on IMDB Yes reference this guy cross-reference very cool Thank You Dana and we will of course give you that title change Did he did you end with his bottoms up? Oh he says bottoms up. He says that all the time. All right, thank you and he also refers to drinks that way. Wow so you're so fast! Sir Scovey is next Charlotte North Carolina 333 dot 33 in the morning your coverage of trans Maoism is well done and much appreciated thank you for educating us we couldn't talk to the topic with confidence on a lighter Ned note two
2:11:44 Too Many Eggs is absolutely wonderful! toomanyeggs.com George Washington's eggnog will be a new addition to festivities in my home holiday season. Oh, that's right I forgot about that Yes, George Washington's Egg Nog...I'm gonna make it. George Washington's Eggnog and i'm going to drop in my false teeth just to make it authentic appreciate you both Sir Scovey Earl of the Piedmont thank you very much sir Nelson Mullins in East Lake Ohio comes up Ben began listening in episode 100 or so. That's when we're gonna quit Thank you Leo for introducing me to the best podcast in the universe do donation Please forgive me pot father for I have douched been a couple of years since my last donation call out Tom as a douchebag