7 chapters across the catalog
Donald Trump Impersonation, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, Jobs Karma
A donor message written in the style of Donald Trump praises the podcast and requests "Jobs Karma." The hosts revisit Trump's 2019 announcement regarding the death of ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, specifically his comment that the terrorist "died like a dog." They grant "Jobs Karma" to several listeners seeking new employment opportunities.
Reports from recent No Agenda meetups in Dandridge and Kansas City are shared, emphasizing the "face-friendly" environments. A calendar of upcoming events is read, including meetings in Frisco, Quebec City, Miami Beach, and Melbourne.
Matt Decker is knighted as "Sir Matt Decker" following a $500 donation and a successful No Agenda meetup in Sioux City, Iowa. The meetup featured fifteen attendees from the Siouxland area and Omaha, enjoying a "de-douching" ceremony and local camaraderie. Other significant donations include Glenn Ashbrook's $333.33 contribution and a $334.56 donation from John Lucas in El Dorado Hills.
Executive Producer Donations, De-douching Ceremonies
Matthew Decker from South Dakota donates $333.33 and requests a "de-douching" for himself and his fiancée, Brittany. He asks about John Dvorak's "blue phone" and requests wedding karma for their June date. The hosts perform the de-douching ritual and discuss the growth of the No Agenda community in the Midwest.
John C. Dvorak recounts his past April Fool's pranks that landed him in the Hoax Hall of Fame, including a story about Senator Patrick Leahy banning "drunk surfing" on the internet. Another hoax involved a claim that Gateway Computers was buying the city of Sioux Falls to rename it "Gateway City." Dvorak explains his method of using the name "A. Lirpa Sloof" (April Fools spelled backward) as a hint for readers.
Bettendorf Iowa, Google Fiber Privacy, MILF Photo Submission
A donation from Bettendorf, Iowa, prompts a discussion about the town's history and its municipal gigabit Ethernet. Dvorak recalls an April Fool's column he wrote about Sioux City changing its name to Gateway City. The hosts also discuss the privacy implications of "free" Google Fiber in Austin and acknowledge a photo submission from a listener's wife.
A listener in Sioux City, Iowa, opened a new "Daylight Donut Shop" and requested the *Atlas Shrugged* jingle in honor of their donation. Other listeners, including Steve Bussinger and Felipe Villarreal, receive "karma" for personal struggles and upcoming travels. The segment reinforces the community aspect of the show's "value for value" model.
