4 chapters across the catalog
Executive Producer Donations, De-douching Ceremonies
Matthew Decker from South Dakota donates $333.33 and requests a "de-douching" for himself and his fiancée, Brittany. He asks about John Dvorak's "blue phone" and requests wedding karma for their June date. The hosts perform the de-douching ritual and discuss the growth of the No Agenda community in the Midwest.
Green on Blue Violence, Self-Radicalization via Cell Phones
Leon Panetta discusses "green on blue" attacks in Afghanistan, where Afghan forces turn on NATO troops. Panetta attributes some of these incidents to "self-radicalization" caused by individuals using cell phones to tune into extremist stations. The hosts mock the idea that cell phones are the primary driver of insider attacks.
U.S. Marshals TV Shows, Cell Phone Remote Activation
The hosts discuss the portrayal of U.S. Marshals in new TV shows like "The Chase" and "Dark Blue." They highlight a scene from "Dark Blue" that depicts the remote activation of a cell phone microphone to listen to conversations, a capability the hosts have long claimed exists under the Patriot Act.
Vajazzling Meme, Cell Phone Microphone Bugs
In a bizarre transition, the TV show "Dark Blue" follows a segment on high-tech surveillance with a discussion of "vajazzling" (applying Swarovski crystals to the pelvic area). The hosts laugh at the juxtaposition and discuss the practical limitations of using cell phones as bugs when they are buried in pockets or bags.
