10 chapters across the catalog
A producer celebrates the birthday of his girlfriend, Audra Matthews, and requests a "de-douching" for himself after listening since episode one without donating. The note describes how Audra transitioned from a "commie liberal" to a skeptical media consumer through the show. The segment concludes with a series of celebratory jingles.
Donors from Oregon, Norway, and Virginia contribute to the show, citing the "media madness" surrounding border news as a reason for seeking the show's "sanity." Requests include health karma and a "MILF jingle" for a listener's wife.
Joshua Wyckoffen is knighted as "Sir JW, Knight of the Social Media." The ceremony includes traditional No Agenda elements such as "jobs karma" and a humorous request for "single malt scotch and horny milfs" at the roundtable.
Knighting Ceremony, Sir Gray of the Round Table
The hosts perform a formal knighting ceremony for Christopher Gray, who becomes "Sir Gray." The ritual includes a long list of "required" items for a knight, including "scotch, wenches, and beer." They also grant "Milfage karma" to his wife, Sandra, as part of the high-level donation recognition.
The hosts address recurring issues with PayPal cancelling listener subscriptions without notice. They acknowledge members of the "Swazilnuff Club" who make up for missed payments with larger one-time donations. The segment includes various jingles for "Science," "MILFs," and "Job Karma" as requested by producers.
A discussion on the "69" donation streak continues, with listeners attempting to keep the streak alive through precise timing. References are made to XKCD's numerical sex positions. Birthday wishes are sent to listeners celebrating in Jamaica and elsewhere.
Alan Mock from River Edge, New Jersey, donated $333.33 in honor of his son Aiden's third birthday. The donation highlights the upcoming date of March 3rd (3-3), which is promoted as a significant day for numerology-based contributions to the show. The segment includes the traditional "de-douching" and "karma" sound effects for the donor.
Listener Donations and Job Karma Requests
A series of donations are read, including a $121.21 contribution from Devin Ostendorf and a "MILF" (Mother I'd Like to Follow) from Marysville, Kansas. Many donors request "karma" for Ron Paul's campaign or for personal job interviews. The hosts provide the requested karma and discuss the meaning of "MILF" as "Music I'd Like to Forget" according to Maynard.
Nolan Wah from New Zealand donated $220 and requested a karma shout-out for his wife's job interview. The segment features a controversial audio clip of a child saying "That's one hot MILF, baby," leading to a discussion about the humor of using children's voices for podcast stingers and potential future recordings of first graders.
The hosts read a long list of donations and "karma" requests from the No Agenda community. Highlights include a student donor from Pennsylvania, a "de-douching" for a Danish listener, and a request for a "MILF" soundbite followed by a slide whistle.
