Topic: Ringtones

The hosts comment on Lisa Page's public appearance during her "perp walk" to the hearing, noting she looked different than her high school photos. They also highlight a specific audio clip of a congressperson asking "How was Trump other than a douche?" and suggest it would make a popular ringtone for listeners.

A donor from Queensland, Australia, requests karma for the skydiving community, describing the experience of jumping from 14,000 feet. The hosts discuss "Fletcher Fest," a limited-time promotion where producer John Fletcher records custom shouted names for donors to use as ringtones.

Tim Nutting from Everett, Washington, contributes to the show and requests a "de-douching" after being tagged by a friend. He also requests a custom ringtone featuring the "Bomb Them" audio clip. The hosts process his request and acknowledge his support.

The "Fletcher Shouts" donation tier is featured, with listeners requesting specific phrases for use as ringtones, including controversial religious names. Producers from Chicago, Texas, and Manhattan, Kansas, are acknowledged for their support. One producer notes a business upturn following their previous contribution to the show.

Listeners contributed "Pi Day" donations of $314.15 to celebrate the date March 14, 2015. Kevin Broso is knighted as "Sir K-Town," and the hosts discuss a new donation tier called "Fletcher Fest." This proposed event would involve listener John Fletcher recording custom ringtones in his signature screaming style for producers who donate at the Pi level, creating a unique "goldmine" of audio assets for the community.

Donations arrive from Russia, Germany, and Finland. The hosts discuss reports of Finland's internet cables being rerouted through Sweden as preparation for a summit with Russia. A special segment is recorded for donor Taylor Bentley, providing her father with a custom ringtone of John Dvorak shouting her name.

The hosts perform a knighting ceremony for "Sir Idiot of Atlas McDowell," who donated $432.10. The donor provides a humorous take on the term "ground truth" and requests a custom ringtone mix featuring show catchphrases like "Buy more kale" and "You will obey."

Executive Producer Philippine Vinke from Holland contributed $471.10 and requested a personalized ringtone featuring a George Clooney clip. The hosts attempt to record the custom audio, which includes a shout-out and a "you've got karma" sign-off.

The hosts read donation notes from high-tier supporters, including Sir Spitzer and Sir Dwayne Melancon. They perform "karma" rituals and record custom ringtones for donors, while discussing the "lame number" theory of episode 481 and the significance of the number 333.

A donor from "The Weekend Gay" podcast thanks the hosts for their support of LGBT rights and the No Agenda network. The segment includes a request for a "sexy" ringtone from John C. Dvorak and a discussion on providing information to co-workers about flu vaccines.

Listener Larry Lee donated a portion of a $3,000 Texas lottery win to the show, attributing his luck to his status as a "No Agenda Knight." The segment transitions into a discussion on gourmet salts, recommending French "fumé de sel" and "fleur de sel" over standard table salt. Various other producers are thanked for their contributions, including Bob Holmes and the Star family.

A series of listener donations are read, including a contribution from a Taco Bell employee who credits the show's "karma" for his new girlfriend. Other donors seek "de-douching" and karma for job interviews at companies like Apple or for family members taking the SATs. The hosts also discuss the technical process of creating custom iPhone ringtones.

John Genoveso and Sean Paulson contributed to the show, with Paulson requesting a specific ringtone for "slaves" and securing a podcast license. The discussion touches on Shuttle Computers, which are small, powerful machines often used at trade shows. Multiple listeners requested "karma" for job interviews and upcoming births of "No Agenda babies."

A custom ringtone featuring John C. Dvorak's voice is presented, mocking the "See Something, Say Something" campaign. The audio suggests that staying home to record a podcast is "suspicious behavior" that should be reported to authorities. The segment satirizes the culture of neighborhood surveillance promoted by the Department of Homeland Security.

The hosts credit Executive Producer Dave Selden and Associate Executive Producer Chris Gielen for their financial support. A humorous exchange occurs regarding the pronunciation of Gielen's name in Flemish, as he requested a specific pronunciation for a phone ringtone. The segment marks Gielen's 44th birthday and his entry into the 276 Club.

A long-time supporter and sticker distributor, George Vanderhorst, receives a birthday shout-out. At the request of his wife, Adam Curry records a custom ringtone in Dutch, telling George his phone is ringing. The hosts acknowledge Vanderhorst's efforts in propagating the show's brand through physical media.

A brief tangent covers the ease of traveling in Scandinavian countries like Denmark and Sweden due to the prevalence of English speakers. The hosts also fulfill a listener's request to play the "Hot Pockets" jingle and discuss the use of royalty-free music in public transit announcements.

The hosts showcase audio clips and ringtones created by listener Jeff Smith, including acapella stings about science. They highlight a new ringtone featuring a reading from Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged."

The hosts read a list of donors who contributed various amounts, some referencing historical tech milestones like the Intel 8008 chip. Listeners from Canada, Australia, and the UK are acknowledged for their support. A significant $500 donation from a listener in Clovis, New Mexico, results in him being named a "Patron Knight" of the show.

The hosts solicit donations via Dvorak.org/NA and NoAgendaShow.com to support the program's production. They offer custom ringtones for specific donation tiers and announce a "No Agenda Dinner" scheduled for October 3rd, coinciding with the anniversary of Abraham Lincoln's Thanksgiving proclamation. Listeners are encouraged to participate in the live stream and community forums.